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poke hc

Seriously? So many characters and you give me poke? 🥲 No, joke aside. Hey Ho, dear Anon. And thanks a lot for sending in 💚)

As a child, Poke was the kind of kid who played football with other kids on the street. But because he was too bad he always played unfair, pushed and injured (etc.) the others to win. But if someone did it the other way around and Poke was the one affected, he always made a huge fuss and screamed and cried. When he did it and others complained about it, he always said that they should stop whining and that this is how it is in sports and that they are cowards. But they always only complained because it was unfair. But when it hit Poke, he was crying about it like a baby getting teeth.

-> send in a character and i’ll tell you one headcanon i have about them!

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𝗗𝗪 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 "𝗕𝗮𝗯𝗲"

Characters: Jake, Richy, Dan, Thomas, Phil, Alan

Warnings: None, I guess. Phil got slightly suggestive but it's Phil so. Oh, and no beta read.

A/n: Hey, look what this is. A little, silly, headcanon thingy. What can I say? No idea how I came up with it. But I was bored. Don't expect too much. It's small and it's silly, as I said. Hope you like it anyway. 💚

𝗝𝗔𝗞𝗘

Oh boy, he would freeze on the spot and be unable to move.

He would stare at the table as if he could set it on fire with his eyes. Although he has clearly heard the nickname, his mind needs a few more moments until it has seeped through every cell of his body and the real meaning breaks over him.

You could swear the man is starting to shake with tension.

He is completely shocked that you give someone like him a pet name and indirectly express your feelings for him.

On the inside he explodes with joy and in his imagination a tear rolls over his cheek which he holds back in reality with everything he has.

Either way, he would be absolutely powerless against the crooked grin which is slowly creeping over his lips, so he does nothing but let it happen.

He has clenched his hands into fists and his cheeks turn slightly red in embarrassment but he has to hear it again.

"Can you repeat it?" he would whisper with broken voice.

You would of course repeat it and it would burn into his memory and he is one hundred percent sure that this is the most beautiful thing he has ever heard.

If possible his love for you would increases even further and if you would ask him right now to commit a murder for you then he would only ask which weapon you want him to use.

If he were to stand, his knees would probably give in and he would collapse.

He’s completely at your mercy.

𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗬

Pah, the hyperactive rubber ball would lose all composure.

He would look at you with the widest grin and you would be worried that his cheeks would tear open as much as he smiles at you.

He would wrap his arms around you to pull you happily in for a hug. Probably the hug is a little too tight.

He would kiss your forehead and then rattle down all the pet names he can think of to test what would be the best name for you and how it feels to pronounce it.

He would continue without interruption throughout the entire day.

𝗗𝗔𝗡

Pff, Dan is a macho.

That man would immediately start grinning like the greatest charmer and would tease you with it.

"Well, see, see, babe it is now, huh? Took long enough. But I’ve known for a very long time that you call me that every night in your dreams, I mean, how could you not"

He would smirk sinfully before placing his arm around your shoulder, pulling you closer to kiss you.

Then he would whisper "I love you too, babe" against your lips.

𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗦

What should happen? The guy’s a puppy through and through.

He would look at you like he was your pet and you just showed him his favorite little toy and he would be waiting for you to finally throw it so he can bring it back to you happily.

You can swear that you see his eyes getting a little wetter but he would say "I have something in my eye" to distract but you know of course that it’s just an excuse and would have to grin about it.

He would kiss you gently and tell you how much he loves you, of course not without also using a pet name for you.

In his head, however, he already plans that you both move into an apartment together, how you get married and have children and lead the happiest life until the end of your life.

𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗡

First of all, he would warn you and ask you how many times he has told you not to use his police radio at home to "call" him. He has a private phone with which you can make calls very well.

But then he would have to concentrate completely on not grinning broadly and would tell you that in his lunch break would come home so that you can continue talking there.

The rest of the shift he’d be a little grinning idiot no matter what case he’s working on.

After he came home, he would wink at you and confess how much he enjoyed you calling him that and telling you to always call him that.

Of course, you will do it with utmost pleasure. Of course, you'll be using the police radio.

𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗟

He would smile cheekily and answer you. But of course not without using the same pet name at the end of his sentence and emphasizing it extra strongly.

He would stop cleaning the bar to come around the counter grab you by your hips.

Of course he would kiss you and then whisper in your ear.

"Babe? That’s fucking hot, I think I can go home earlier tonight, the others can do the rest on their own. We should go home urgently."

It's obvious that he would wink at you.

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Spoiler

Warning: Angst (?) just in case

So, if you're listening to it: Imagine an injured Jake, just escaped the mine, panicky slapping the burning spots on his jacket. But it won't stop so he's stumbling through the forest. Throwing his backpack to the ground.

His breathing his heavily and he's cough because of the smoke he breathed in for a couple of minutes.

He rips the mask off his face, trying to get rid of his jacket as well, letting both, mask and jacket, hit the ground and stomping his jacket to suffocate the last ember.

He can’t stop and stumbles a few more steps to lean against a tree. He can barely breathe and needs to calm down.

In his ears is a high pitched beep from the explosion and only a few seconds after he breathes nothing but fresh air, it disappears.

But then he hears the helicopter looking for him. The bright spotlight comes rapidly closer and he has no other option than to keep running.

He's a bit injured, he's in pain but he has no choice if he wants to escape another time.

He runs deeper and deeper into the forest. Several times he overlooks thick branches that whip his face, stones he stumbles over and trees rubbing painfully against his bare arms.

He's alone. In the middle of nothing. Even though the helicopter is far away from him, he's of course still anxious. And his only thought is MC and that he needs to find them. As soon as possible.

At one point, he just can’t keep running. His body is in a state of exception and refuses to take another step. For the very moment, he seems to be safe. Or at least, no one will find him that fast.

He slides down a tree, his shirt rips open, but it doesn’t matter, he's sitting on the cold forest floor, his mind racing.

And after only a short time, darkness takes over, his eyes close as he stares into the black void. A mixture of exhaustion, long-awaited sleep and fainting mixes..

"Not where I belong

I'm so far from home"

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MC uses a spray water bottle whenever Jake is at the computer for too long and refuses to go to bed.

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Jake wouldn’t want to take me on the run. If we were in a situation where we actually had to run because we saw the FBI or something I would run maybe 10 meters and need the first break, could hardly breathe and would say such dramatic things as "Leave me behind and save yourself, I always loved you. I will try stop them. Now, go!" and I would stop them by asking them to give me another two minutes to regulate my breathing again because otherwise it's unfair.

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Headcanon time.

Jake would hate Instagram. But if he was finally out of danger, he would use it sometimes. Actually, he doesn’t want to objectify and flaunt MC. But he can’t help and would mostly only post pictures he made of MC, his favorite pictures of them. It’s new to him but he feels a light "need" to show people how beautiful and amazing MC is. (He would become some kind of their photographer hehe)

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You know? It would actually be freaking hot in my eyes. Jake still on the run, messing with the Government and the FBI, dealing with his own dangerous boss stuff. While MC is the badass detective in another place, solving more dangerous cases by themselve and getting more known for it. Jake would be impressed and proud of MC and MC would be impressed and proud of Jake.

Maybe they wouldn't be able to talk to each other that much. Maybe they wouldn't have contact for a couple of weeks or longer. Almost like strangers. Almost.

But they would always come back to each other, as often as possible.

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Jake and MC always say what the other person is thinking.

Obviously, without knowing that the other person had the same thoughts.

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Jake and MC are like, they would argue about "how can someone like you want to be with someone like me?" "What? No! How can someone like YOU want to be together with ME?" Jake can’t understand it because he’s a hacker, because he’s a criminal, so he’s no good (in his own eyes). And that’s exactly why MC doesn’t understand why Jake wants to be with them because he’s a special person. He is the great hacker who accomplished incredible things. For Jake it’s the reason why MC is better than him For MC it’s the reason why Jake is better than them.

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Every time MC is mad at Jake, they will suddenly sit in his desk chair, when he left the room for a moment, waiting for him to come back. And every time Jake enters the room again and MC is sitting there he knows immediately what is going on and he’s just like: Oh shit

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𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙩 | 𝙎𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙧𝙞𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣

𝙅𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙭 𝙈𝘾. [Jake is bigger than MC and the mysterious hacker (?)]

A/n: Did anyone say self indulgent, shitty, comforting Jake x MC scenario? No? But I did. Don’t mind me. So here. Ok this is really nothing special, it’s small and somehow makes sense but somehow no sense but I needed it. Hope you like it too. Ignore the mistakes. Have fun. Bye. 💚

Warnings: None

When you turn into a corridor in the supermarket, you see a small group of people and quickly realize that it is the group you were with during school time.

After your graduation, however, and after your case in Duskwood, the contact has been lost, and even if you have nothing against them, you have pulled back socially strongly and would rather avoid them.

Especially because you are not interested in having the typical conversations about 'How is your life?' or 'Where do you work?' etc..

But before you can quickly withdraw, you have already been noticed.

"MC?" your former friend notes rather questioningly.

"Oh, hi guys." you greet them all a little forced.

"Wow, how nice to see you’re still alive." Although it was meant more as a joke to you, you have the feeling to hear a little reproach in his voice.

"Yes, haha", you answer: "I’m still alive, you apparently also?"

What a stupid question, MC.

"How are you? What happened? We haven’t heard from you in a long time, don’t you live here anymore?"

"Not much happened, to be honest." Hah, liar. 'I was only wanted by the government because my friend is a hacker who hacked their important and secret Servers.' "And yes, actually I still live here, I’m just often somewhere else."

"Oh, so, sounds like you found a boyfriend?" you don’t know if you’re imagining it because the situation is so uncomfortable for you, but you think you can hear a little mockery in her voice.

And before you can answer, suddenly from behind, a hand stroke over the left side of your hip and stayed there.

"Are you ready?"

Far too fast and a little scared you look over your right shoulder where no less than Jake is standing.

If he weren’t so close to you, you wouldn’t be able to see his piercing ice blue eyes. But luckily for you, he looked directly at you and you could almost immediately lose yourself in his gaze.

As always, he had pulled his hood so deep into his face that his eyes were covered by the shadow. All others could see was a piece of his nose and his beautiful lips.

His slightly rough voice, which appeared far too close to your ear, gave you goose bumps and you almost had to swallow when your body immediately reacted with pure happiness to his presence.

You feel the scrutinizing looks on you and your boyfriend who is, as always, dressed in all black.

The black high boots you love so much, the black jeans, the black hoodie and the jacket, the same he wore in your first call but only in black instead of dark blue.

Four rings rested on his finger, two on each hand.

On the back of his right hand that was placed on your hip, the Nymos-Eye tattoo shimmered and together with the black rings it gave a pretty nice picture.

Thanks to the small distance between your faces, you can feel his peppermint smelling breath on your face and as every time you are close to him, you feel the nervousness growing in you.

The situation with your former friends who all looked a little surprised didn’t make the whole situation any better.

Your eyes fell on Jake’s lips as he moistened them with his tongue as he waited for a response from you.

"Oh, uh- yeah, yeah, I’m ready."

"Perfect" he spoke softly, then his gaze wandered upwards and he scanned the group that was still facing you and had not moved an inch.

"Do you know these people?" Jake asks and looks back down at you.

You nod: "we went to school together."

Again Jake looks up and nods to the group once briefly as a greeting, then he steps away from you, but immediately grabs your hand: "Can we leave? Nymos notified me, my program is done."

"Sure," you answer him, then you turn to your former friends while Jake has already dragged you some steps with him, "Sorry," you start a little embarrassed: "We have to go. Nice meeting you guys."

You wave quickly, then both of you have already disappeared from their field of vision.

Jake gives you a slightly skeptical look.

"You didn’t look happy talking to them, I thought I’d save you."

You smile at him: "Thank you for the help, my hero."

"The one girl looked pretty shocked" he jokes and you roll your eyes.

"No wonder, you know exactly what effect you have on people, we talked about it often enough."

"As long as I have the right effect on you, I don’t care about anything else."

With these words he led your hand to his lips and placed a gentle kiss on your tingling skin.

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Headcanon

As formal and controlled as Jake usually is, when he plays games he becomes a real rage kid. Screaming and insulting. Maybe throwing some things.

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I did read your fanfiction idea post. And I didn't like. Because I feel idiotic with my idea, but still want to share it. Yeah. Let's go

And❗️ SPOILER WARNING❗️

A bunch of people thought that the way Adam was acting in his phone call reminded them of Jake, right? He's probably not gonna be Jake, but let's dive into that for a moment

Sometime after he had to go on the run, maybe around 3 years ago, Jake came to Redlog for some time. He met the group there under the name Adam (I forgot his last name)

Since then he has always spent a little time in Redlog whenever it was safe, told the group that he just had a job that needed him to travel a lot.

Fast forward, after the mine incident, Jake doesn't immediately even have time to contact MC, he just tries to get away.

He goes to Redlog in hopes to get Adam alivr again and as his cover. There he plans on contacting MC, but something happens. He finds something, figures out something (don't know what). Endangers himself again.

And he doesn't want MC to be in danger with him. So he tries to fix it. But it doesn't work out. (Hence the tarot card) It's too late, whatever the danger was, it found him. And he knows the only way to get out of that is his MC. The girl (or boy, I'm a female so that's easier to type rn) that dove into a kidnapping case without a second thought.

So he sends Eric MCs contact. He tries to call her, but the signal's already too bad.

The second time he calls her, Jake realises she wouldn't know his face. He doesn't get himself to tell her his name. But he also knows he needs her to keep going. He wants her to know that he survived the mine. Hence the "It'll seem impossible without me" blahblahblah.

I'd want MC to realise who Adam is xD And then, when they finally see each other again, hug & kiss & tell each other it's going to be okay. All while Eric stands there and is like "Eeeeh what?"

To be honest, I don't understand at all why you're feeling idiotic about it. This is such a cool and interesting idea! I had to giggle so hard when I read the last part. We sure need Eric to react to that, pahaha. Simply genius.

Also making the connection with people feeling like Adam is Jake and how he met the group and how MC gets involved is very thrilling.

I mean, you could do it this way or you could also say, something goes incredibly wrong and some of Jake's enemies find out about Jake and MC's relationship thingy. So Jake wants to deal with it himself and wants to solve this. He goes to the Greenside but it goes wrong and his enemy already planned to involve MC so Jake's enemy sets up everything, the tarot card etc to drag MC into it and to hurt Jake even more.

But enemy dude wasn't aware how incredibly good MC is and messed up with involving them because MC will definitely find Jake.

And I mean, imagine we would also bring the Duskwood characters into that. I mean, if MC has contact with the group again and Hannah and Lilly ask MC if they know where Jake is... And maybe MC already knows that Jake was kidnapped or whatever.

Should MC lie to his sister? Can they even lie or is that too obvious. All of this. And maybe enemy dude even find out about Hannah and Lilly and boom. Everyone is involved and ahhhh, the party is too big. xD

No, seriously, it's a very interesting and great idea. It sounds very logical and super exciting.

And I mean, it's a whole plot. It's amazing.

And no need to feel embarrassed or whatever, I really love it. And I thank you so much for sharing it with me and us. I really appreciate it. And I'm sure many others will like the idea as well! 💚

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I know most of us want nothing more than a relationship with Jake.

But I love the idea that MC and Jake love each other, but they never make it into a relationship, they both just don’t want it. The circumstances etc are just not right, and even if they love each other, a relationship is not what they want. Everyone knows they love each other and no one can understand why they don’t have a relationship, but they don’t care. They’re still best friends. They spend almost every free minute together, sharing everything, doing everything together. They hug each other, they cuddle together. Doing a lot of things couples would do without actually being a couple. <3

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cw: death

Imagine Jake visiting his mom’s grave and proudly tells 'her' about MC and how great MC is. "I wish you were here to meet them. You would have liked them. MC is really wonderful."

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Jake would definitely take his cat everywhere. He would stand at the supermarket checkout and would open his backpack to get his wallet and the cat would suddenly stick their head out of the backpack while meowing. He would go to the cinema with the whole group, if he is at his seat he would open the zipper of his jacket and the cat would appear underneath, lying on Jake’s lap all the way through the movie. Jake would share his popcorn with them. Hacker man would also take the cat to his doctor. And they would be like, "You need to go to a vet for your cat. " And Jake would be like, "No, it's about me. Kitty is just my company." And he would sit in a conference room with FBI agents, having the cat on his arms and caressing them as if he were the greatest villain of all time.

(Of course, the cat is called Glitch, based on our fandom back then :))