#hazbin velevette

[co-co-ocelot]

"Hah! The plush broke my fall!" -Rosemary

"Are you sure it was JUST the fall? I heard something snap." -Vox

"That was my pride breaking.... And my arm. My arm is very broken." -Rosemary

[mintaikk]

WHO MADE THIS??

[chocos-universe]

Val and Vox Tickle Fight~

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Part 2 - Lee!Val x Ler!Vox

Ft: Velvette

It's been a couple of days since Val completely violated Vox. Vox has been thinking what the hell to do. Valentino has FOUR. ARMS. Val could EASILY slip one of his hands to tickle Vox instantly. Vox had trouble, so he went to his... friend for help.

"VELVETTE!!" Vox bardged into Velvette's office, making her jump

"AH-- Fuck Vox! What do ya want?!" Velevette yelled, slamming her hands on her desk

"Calm down. Anyway, you got handcuffs?"

Velvette blinked. "Handcuffs? What would you need handcuffs for?"

"Not important. Do you have any?"

"Pink fluffy handcuffs?"

"...Don't make it kinky." Vox growled a little, making Velvette snicker

"Alright, alright. Do you want the handcuffs to dig in or?.."

"Something like a pillow."

"Kinda like an ankle brand thing?"

"Sure."

"Kay..." Velevette opened a drawer and ramadged through the things inside it. Finally, she pulled one out. "Here." She tossed Vox the handcuffs, and he caught them with one hand perfectly.

"...Why do you even have these again?"

"No apparent reason. Why do you even need those?"

"No apparent reason. Have another pair?"

"Yeah." Velvette tossed him another pair, which hit him in the face

"OW!!"

"HAHA!!!" Velevette laughed. Vox just growled and picked up the handcuffs.

"Thanks, ya bastard." Vox scoffed and walked out, slamming the door behind him

M E A N W H I L E

Val was chilling on his couch, completely zoned out. Then, two hands covered his eyes

"WAH--" Val kinda screamed. "WHO THE FUCK--"

"Guess who~" Vox hummed. Val chuckled.

"I don't know~ Maybe a short TV man?~"

"I- That's just mean!>:(" Vox huffed.

"Yeah?~"

"Just close your eyes, you damn moth..."

"If you say so~" When Vox uncovered Val's eyes, Val closed em. Vox walked in front of Val and grabbed his upper arms, and handcuffed his wrists. And then grabbed his lower arms and handcuffed those wrists.

"...Should I be concerned Vox?" Val finally opened his eyes once he was handcuffed.

"Kinda..." Vox chuckled a bit.

"So... Val..."

"Hm?"

"Remember a couple of days ago where you absolutely violated me with your four damn hands?"

"Pfft, yeah, why?" Val chuckled a bit before his smile faded and his eyes widened. Val giggled nervously. "W-Wait... Vohox don't--"

"Wow, I'm not even touching you yet, and you're giggling!" Vox chuckled, raising his hands and wiggling his fingers teasingly.

"VAX--" Val voice cracked watching to back away, but his legs were numb

"I'm... gonna... getcha!" Vox scribbled his fingers all over Val's stomach.

"EEP-- Vohohox!! Nahahahaho!"

"Thank GOD I have you handcuffed right now~"

"You cheheheheheater!!"

"Me? Cheat? How dare you think that!~" Vox snickered. He moved one of his hands under his boyfriends thigh and SQUEEZED it gently.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VOHOHOHOX-- VOHOHOX NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!! OH MY GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAD!!"

"Tickle Tickle my little lee~"

"DOHOHOHON'T TEHEHEHEHEASE MEHEHEHEHE!!"

"Aww, no teases? Too bad!" Vox smirked and traced his finger along Val's side, making it worse.

"NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHO! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!"

"Not there? Sheesh! Where do you want me to go than Val?~"

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO WHEHEHEHEEHERE!"

"But that's no fun~" Teased Vox, he then shot his hands to Valentinos upper underarms.

"VOHOHOHOHOHOHOX!!! FUHUHUHUCKING NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Val covered his blushy face with his cuffed upper hands.

"Aww~ look how cute you are! It's like you're BEGGING for me to tickle you~"

"VAAHAHAHAHAOX!!"

"Yessssss Val?~" Vox used one of his hands to poke at Val's waist

"SHIHIHIHIHIT!! NOOOOHOHOHOHO!"

"Yehehehehes!" Vox mocked having an evil glint in his eyes

"PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHORE!! I CAN'T TAHAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHIT!!" Val was pn the verge of tears at this point. Vox rolled his eyes and stopped tickling the poor moth

"Are you sorry?"

"Y-yehehes... holy fuhuhuck..." Val giggled breathlessly, taking in air.

"Good~!" Vox smiled and uncuffed Val's (4) wrists.

"Who... whohoho even gave you thohose?"

"Velevette."

"She is soooo dehead..." Val curled up a bit, wiping away the tears that were in his eyes

"Did I... go too far?" Vox tilted his TV head in slight concern.

"Nah..." Val chuckled and picked Vox up, placing him on his lap.

"Such a kinky bitch..." Vox's face flushed a bit.

"Yeah, yeah." Val rolled his eyes and planted a kiss on Vox's head

"Ohhh... everyone is gonna LOVE this!!" Was Velvette recording in the corner? Yes. Yes, she was. She was gonna humiliate them horribly online.

🩷End💙

[demimuu]

head to my twitter Dot Com to see two good pals getting along

[planktonstuff]

This is canon. This happened offscreen

[theyanderespecialist]

Christmas With Velvette Part 1 (Scenario) Yandere Velvette X Autistic Reader (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! This is going to be a four-parter series! The first one is going to be shopping for and making gender bread men with Velvette as you are the autistic gender neutral reader! Also will have this in a video form as well! So, please enjoy this chapter here!  (Disclaimer: Velvette is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!  Disclaimer 2: Not All Autistic people act in this way, it is a spectrum and some Autistic people are good at masking so they can appear not to be autistic when they are! They may not even know they are autistic because of all of it!) 

Disclaimer: The reader/listener is Gender Neutral In This I believe.) 

(Velvette) (Christmas With Velvette Part One Shopping for/Making Gingerbread Men Cookies)  (No One's POV) 

You were out in the store with Velvette, it is the Holiday Season in the pride rings. Which meant people were even more assholes than normal. Of course, you were excited about making Gingerbread Men Cookies, but you wanted to get specific ingredients because of texture and taste. You are Autistic and an emotional one at that so it was hard for you to deal with the crowds and constant Christmas music in the stores.  You loved the holidays, but the stores and such were not made for you during this time. Velvette had your hand in hers as you two walked through the isles. It was extra packed today and she ensured you were okay.  "Now we just need this specific ginger." She says and you nod your head, making it down the spices aisle, you pull away from Velvette as you see there is only one left of the ginger you get. 

Once you got to it some sinner demon grabbed onto your hand and you froze. Like a deer in headlights.  "Let go of that!" She says. "I need it!"  "I-I got it fi-first, and I need it." You say not looking her in the eye as you feel like you might panic because of the confrontation. 

"Well, I do not give a damn if you need it!" She snapped. "Who the hell do you think you are, some big shot overlord!" 

"No, they are not." Velvette's voice came from behind you. "But they are dating an overlord, now let them go before I put an angelic bullet in your skull."  Velvette was right behind you and had an angelic gun in her hand with angelic bullets. You were still frozen and did not see how angry Velevette is but you can hear it in her voice. She was beyond pissed right now.  The sinner demon let you go and she ran off leaving you shaking, your knees felt weak, and your chest was starting to tighten. It was bad, as tears ran down your face and you fell in Velvette's arms. She helped you up and got you to calm down. The rest of the shopping trip was a blur and you soon found yourself at home. bundle up in blankets with hot cocoa.  "There we go, you calm down and then we can make your grandmother's recipe for gingerbread men." She says and kisses your cheek.  You felt much better and started to work on your tablet with your comfort destress apps and soon everything was in peace for you. 

Velvette was talking to Vox. "I want you to find this bitch, she dares laid her cheap ass hands on my (Name)!" Velvette growled into the phone.  "Do not worry, Velvette, I am on it, I know no one touches your sweet little one," Vox says. "Just give me some time and we will have her for you to deal with."  "Good, I got to go, text me when you got the bitch." 

"Of course, and save some of (Name's) cookies for me, their grandmother's recipe is so damn good," Vox says.  "Not if Val eats all the first," Velevette says and hangs up. 

It was now time to make them and you got up putting your mug into the dishwasher after rinsing it. She looked at you with a smile. "Ready?" She asks you and you nod.  You put on a pair of gloves because you did not like things touching your hands or getting messy. It made Bakin a lot more easier this way. It was a fun time and you notice a bit of cookie dough on Velvette's cheek. You leaned in and licked it off her cheek and then kissed her on the mouth. She was a bit shocked by this and kissed back. She then pressed you into a table and SMASH a bowl fell on the floor and she shooed you out so she could clean it up.  You two snuggled on the couch and waited for the cookies to be done. Once they were you went to the kitchen to get them off the cooling tray since it had been about a minute and get some ice-cold milk.  You are dipping the gingerbread man's head into the milk when you hear Velvette's phone go off. You grab it.  "Hey! Velv!" You call with a mouth full of cookies. "Vox texted you, says he gots the bit-"  You stopped as you saw the message. Velvette came in. "I can explain."  "You are killing people because of me, again." You say and she looks at you.  "It is not like that luv, she hurt you."  You hold your hand up. "I-I don't want to hear it, just please leave." She took her phone and left and you grabbed the plate of cookies. You were going to eat your feelings... 

You loved Velevtte, but her love could be toxic and sometimes you had no idea how to deal with it... 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS first Christmas with Velvette is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

[meandtheyeehaws]

Is your Valentino asking for love potion comic set before or after he bought the Fizz Bot Kitty robots to be his personal maidstaff? Also, why can’t he get one off of Velvette?

i drew that comic before hazbin came out so i didnt know kitty even existed😭 but id put it in the timeline to be before velevette ever figured how to use vals saliva to make love potions

[gmanwhore]

Voice claims for alllllll of my trollsonas + the Space kids. And Tartar. @beatrice-reden-official

Caesar Cipher: Rocky Rickaby (Lackadaisy) Terces Cipher: Percival King (Epithet Erased)

Kenken Ohline: Caroline (Portal) Judith Ohline: Judith Mossman (Half Life)

Dragon Mantis: Weird Al Yankovic (real life) Common Mantis: Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune)

Asdiah Ordath: Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa) Ehmmee Ordath: The Old Gumbie Cat (Cats)

Sarlet Milman: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony) Franis Milman: Tommy Le Homme (Disco Elysium)

Kiyond Ishida: Russell (Half Life) Kitaka Ishida: Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa)

Brioch Winner: Jean Vicquemare (Disco Elysium) Bagete Winner: Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)

Trojan Tecbro: Cave Johnson (Portal) Tunler Tecbro: Velevette (Hazbin Hotel)

Jakcob/Janele Warble: Adric (Dr. Who) Richar Warble: Bertrum Piedmont (Bendy and the Ink Machine) Samuel Warble/The Witch: Ancient Reptilian Brain (Disco Elysium)

Eevuhl Villan: Sammy Lawrence (Bendy and the Ink Machine) Heroic Villan: Horrific Necktie (Disco Elysium)

Hymnal Quiour: Goddess of the Sea (Ponyo) Gospel Quiour: Romana 1 (Dr. Who)

Dearly Sweets: Rose Tyler (Dr. Who) Darlin Sweets: Plaisance (Disco Elysium)

Joel Egbert: Eli Shane (Slugterra)

Rola Lalonde: Ace (Dr. Who)

Dale Strider: Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa)

Gale Harley: Kyoko Kirigiri (Danganronpa)

Cap'ain Tartar: Will Wood (real life)

[radiostatik]

This is so good.

I love Vox' little twirl

Vox but he's a disney princess

[hopeful-hellion]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KepROeLDZRU?si=aptzVj1L1W6dIZ8I

MOD LOOK

Thanks for sending this in anon! :DD Feel free to share anything involving Hazbin with me! I don't bite~ (Especially Alastor he is my life <333)

OOOO THAT'S SO COOOL THOUGH?? Like, he's out here seeing half the world in a black and white cartoon and regularly has to infer based off what other people say and what he knows about the people around him to figure out what they're wearing or referring to by color?

~Like, Vaggie's skin is already grey, her clothes are red and black, and her hair is grey and white so he has no idea what's he wearing without inferring form his surroundings?? jgkj

~Which could be super funny around the right circumstances. Like, someone asks him what color the hotel uniform is and he knows its red cause he chose it based off of how he sees his suit. But ask him what Velevette's outfit looks like and he's all ???? Proceeds to make up an excuse, aka saying that it's a stupid question he doesn't have time for to get out of the situation xD

~Wait what if he likes husker partially because he's actually gray furred? XD He looks at him and assumes he just can't see the colors(eye roll) but then Husk casually mentions that he's gray as an old man's hair and he's sold kjbgkbj

~It would be EXTRA funny if Husk found out about this and can't say anything....but in private he tells Alastor what other colors he can't see on people are XDD

~Rosie is the only other person that knows cause if anyone else were to find out they'll be killed for sheer embrassment

~He picks up on color changes cause suddenly he can SEE what the person is wearing(Charlie dear, why are you wearing blue?"

~I feel like this is extra cool for Alastor redesigns that them him in black and white? LIKE YES VERY ON BRAND! That's part of his outfit choice, actually

~What if he purposefully gives people shades of reds to wear because to him it makes them all look colorless? Like back before color television? Just another thing to go with his whole aesthetic dksjhg

~WHEEZE clearly isn't canon but what if looking at someone with too many colors that he can see is like fucking eye strain and/or an overwhelming sensory output so that's another reason why he gives everyone red? He just needs things to look quieter

~In that case he would've gotten used to it enough to be around Vox but maybe his eye is twitching the whole time or he doesn't look directly at him as often as others lol

[theyanderespecialist]

Velvette's Doll👑Halloween Runway Special🎃Yandere Velevette X Gender Neutral Listener (Hazbin Hotel) 

[theyanderespecialist]

Christmas With Velvette Part 1 (Scenario) Yandere Velvette X Autistic Reader (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! This is going to be a four-parter series! The first one is going to be shopping for and making gender bread men with Velvette as you are the autistic gender neutral reader! Also will have this in a video form as well! So, please enjoy this chapter here!  (Disclaimer: Velvette is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!  Disclaimer 2: Not All Autistic people act in this way, it is a spectrum and some Autistic people are good at masking so they can appear not to be autistic when they are! They may not even know they are autistic because of all of it!) 

Disclaimer: The reader/listener is Gender Neutral In This I believe.) 

(Velvette) (Christmas With Velvette Part One Shopping for/Making Gingerbread Men Cookies)  (No One's POV) 

You were out in the store with Velvette, it is the Holiday Season in the pride rings. Which meant people were even more assholes than normal. Of course, you were excited about making Gingerbread Men Cookies, but you wanted to get specific ingredients because of texture and taste. You are Autistic and an emotional one at that so it was hard for you to deal with the crowds and constant Christmas music in the stores.  You loved the holidays, but the stores and such were not made for you during this time. Velvette had your hand in hers as you two walked through the isles. It was extra packed today and she ensured you were okay.  "Now we just need this specific ginger." She says and you nod your head, making it down the spices aisle, you pull away from Velvette as you see there is only one left of the ginger you get. 

Once you got to it some sinner demon grabbed onto your hand and you froze. Like a deer in headlights.  "Let go of that!" She says. "I need it!"  "I-I got it fi-first, and I need it." You say not looking her in the eye as you feel like you might panic because of the confrontation. 

"Well, I do not give a damn if you need it!" She snapped. "Who the hell do you think you are, some big shot overlord!" 

"No, they are not." Velvette's voice came from behind you. "But they are dating an overlord, now let them go before I put an angelic bullet in your skull."  Velvette was right behind you and had an angelic gun in her hand with angelic bullets. You were still frozen and did not see how angry Velevette is but you can hear it in her voice. She was beyond pissed right now.  The sinner demon let you go and she ran off leaving you shaking, your knees felt weak, and your chest was starting to tighten. It was bad, as tears ran down your face and you fell in Velvette's arms. She helped you up and got you to calm down. The rest of the shopping trip was a blur and you soon found yourself at home. bundle up in blankets with hot cocoa.  "There we go, you calm down and then we can make your grandmother's recipe for gingerbread men." She says and kisses your cheek.  You felt much better and started to work on your tablet with your comfort destress apps and soon everything was in peace for you. 

Velvette was talking to Vox. "I want you to find this bitch, she dares laid her cheap ass hands on my (Name)!" Velvette growled into the phone.  "Do not worry, Velvette, I am on it, I know no one touches your sweet little one," Vox says. "Just give me some time and we will have her for you to deal with."  "Good, I got to go, text me when you got the bitch." 

"Of course, and save some of (Name's) cookies for me, their grandmother's recipe is so damn good," Vox says.  "Not if Val eats all the first," Velevette says and hangs up. 

It was now time to make them and you got up putting your mug into the dishwasher after rinsing it. She looked at you with a smile. "Ready?" She asks you and you nod.  You put on a pair of gloves because you did not like things touching your hands or getting messy. It made Bakin a lot more easier this way. It was a fun time and you notice a bit of cookie dough on Velvette's cheek. You leaned in and licked it off her cheek and then kissed her on the mouth. She was a bit shocked by this and kissed back. She then pressed you into a table and SMASH a bowl fell on the floor and she shooed you out so she could clean it up.  You two snuggled on the couch and waited for the cookies to be done. Once they were you went to the kitchen to get them off the cooling tray since it had been about a minute and get some ice-cold milk.  You are dipping the gingerbread man's head into the milk when you hear Velvette's phone go off. You grab it.  "Hey! Velv!" You call with a mouth full of cookies. "Vox texted you, says he gots the bit-"  You stopped as you saw the message. Velvette came in. "I can explain."  "You are killing people because of me, again." You say and she looks at you.  "It is not like that luv, she hurt you."  You hold your hand up. "I-I don't want to hear it, just please leave." She took her phone and left and you grabbed the plate of cookies. You were going to eat your feelings... 

You loved Velevtte, but her love could be toxic and sometimes you had no idea how to deal with it... 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS first Christmas with Velvette is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

Velvette’s Christmas🎄👑🎁P1: Gingerbread-Men🫚🍞🍪Cookies (Yandere Velvette X Gender Neutral Listener (Hazbin Hotel)