#hazbin hotel vagge

[antsyandpantsy]

two posts in one day????

wanted to draw the women <333

theyre pretty cool. theyve grown on me a bit

[sharkdoughnutz]

Watch me dance, dance the night away

references; all found from Pintrest

[seramilla]

Adding on to the vampire, ask,vaggie meets charlie through a ritual carmilla performs to renew a contract of immortality with lucifer, and vaggie learns how to summon charlie specifically. They eventually fall in love and lucifer and carmilla arrange for them to be wed and for their union to act as the new contract

Carmilla has to renew her contract with Lucifer every 10 or 20 years or so. You know, just so Lucifer can make sure things are on the up and up, that Carmilla isn't abusing her powers, and that she's following his instructions to at least use it for some good once in a while. Rescuing young girls who are in danger of falling to the whims of mortal men seems like decent charity, in her opinion.

Lucifer occasionally brings Charlie with him when summoned; she's the heir to Hell, after all. She needs to know how this works, if she's going to follow in his footsteps one day. Except, fuck this, Lucifer's daughter is gorgeous! A real bona fide babe! Vaggie memorizes the spell, then one night when no one is looking, she summons Charlie. Neither of them know what to say; they are struck dumb in love at second sight. Vaggie forms a bond with Charlie almost immediately, and they decide to come up with their own contract together. If Carmilla can summon Lucifer, certainly they can work out an arrangement to keep the magic going, so Vaggie can summon Charlie whenever she wants.

It's not quite as simple as all that. There are some limitations, and Vaggie can only summon Charlie twice a year. Any more than that, she may not be able to summon her anymore at all. Eventually, Lucifer determines that if Vaggie were to marry Charlie, the bond between their realms would be stronger. They agree, and while Vaggie still spends much of her time on Earth, she spends an equal amount of time in Hell.

Also, if Lucifer needs an heir, then so does Charlie eventually! He doesn't know how that's going to work, but he can make it happen, if they want it to! He won't be demanding about it, but if Charlie and Vaggie kinda decided they want to have a kid out of their union, who is he to complain?! He'd be killing two birds with one stone (and be very happy about it, too!).

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

AU of the Cradle Will Fall AU, where Charlie knew that Vaggie was an exorcist angel since meeting her because she noticed the trail of golden blood and the exorcist uniform in the trash.

Would Charlie reveal that she knows what Vaggie is, or would she wait for Vaggie to tell her herself?

I feel like she would want to let Vaggie tell her herself, but I also do not think it would be unlikely that Charlie would let it slip that she already knew sometime between when they first met and the timeframe of the series. Though, if Vaggie hadn't told her on her own by the time they were going to Heaven for the hearing/meeting, I do think that seeing how nervous and reluctant Vaggie was would be enough to get Charlie to just admit she already knows? Just because she'd want Vaggie to not have to deal with the anxiety involved with her apparently worrying how Charlie will feel if she "found out" about her history as an Exorcist.

Now, in an AU of the Cradle Will Fall AU specifically....there would also be the whole added secret of Vaggie's parentage and exactly who caused her to lose her wings and her eye when she "fell". And the fact that, while she can't outright confirm it, Vaggie is almost certain Adam is her father would be something I feel like Vaggie would want to keep secret for as long as possible, particularly after the events of the finale.

[shadowvestal]

I’ve been lazy to post here but have my version of chaluggie 🤲

[inconspicious-random-thoughts]

You what I think would be funny for Lilith's plot in S2 in regard to Lute threatening to boot her out of Heaven if she doesn't stop Charlie? Is if Lilith willingly moves back to Hell and joins Charlie's mission at the start of the season. Assuming she isn't staying up there as part of some long-term plan and really is just a political prisoner of sorts, she'd actually be relieved to be told she could actually leave Heaven and be with her family. All the drama around her being on Heaven's side as a threat to the Hotel and the first episode just has her pack all her stuff up, flips Lute off with both middle fingers, and just shows up at the Hotel screaming "momma's home!"

I don't know if that's actually the direction they'll go with Lilith given the overarching mystery surrounding her character, but I just think it would be hilarious if that's how S2 starts.

That would be hilarious. I been headcanon that Lilith had to stay in Heaven as some political plot. Not quite a prisoner...yet still is one. Like a lesser version of prison...like a house arrest but not in your own house.

But with Lute going to Lilith and basically telling her to go home and discipline that kid! I never thought of it like that before. But its funny. Lilith probably..oh go to the place I been wanting to return to for 7 years? Don't have to tell me twice. Picking up a "home sweet home" decoration on her way back.

Lilith being this whole mystery who set up to be fiercely independent then season two she be the stereotypical basic white girl and/or tv mom. "Who wants fresh baked cookies!". Live laugh love sign hung somewhere in the parlor of the hotel when she return. Being overly motherly and wifey to overcompensate when she was gone.

I don't think that will happen either but it be amusing.

The thing I think with about Lilith deal with Adam is Lute obviously knows about the deal...because of how season one ended. But lute doesn't exactly know what's the deal is exactly. Lute knows about the deal and the light gist of it. But not the finer details or the why. So Lute ordering Lilith around could very well be a great undoing (against heaven?) unbeknownst to Lute.

I do hope when she appear, she has a similar entrance to the hotel as Alastor in the pilot. I think it be a fun callback/parallel

*knock knock knock. Charlies open the door.*

Lilith: Hel-!

*Charlie slams the door shut in complete disbelief on what she seen. There's no way her mom standing on the other side of the door. Its some hopeful hallucination. Charlie opens the door again and Lilith is still standing on the other side.*

Lilith: -Lo!

*Charlie slams the door again.* "My mom here!" She said stunned.

"Oh my gosh...my mom actually here!!!" Charlie said gleefully in her rapid growing excitement. *Vaggie in the background in disbelief. "Wait...what...seriously?"

Charlie slaps her hands over her cheeks and drag her cheeks roughly down in horror and panics.* "I slammed the door in her face. Vaggie! what do I do?!!?"

Vaggie: "You let her in!"

*Charlie opens the door after trying to compose herself a little. After all, shes a grown woman now wanting to appease her mother by her behavior despite slamming the door in her face*

Lilith: "May I come home now?"

[fantasyandromancelover]

Angel x Vaggie reminds me of Tony x Angela.

So for those of you who didn’t have parents that constantly had shows from the 80’s and 90’s playing twenty-four seven, Who’s the Boss is a sitcom about a serious, independent business woman and single mom who hires a laid-back, Italian single father to be her house keeper. And of course their relationship is complicated, unreseolved sexual tension, opposites attract, unable to admit they’re in love with each other.

So naturally they reminded me of the Angel and Vaggie ship. It’s a laid-back, Italian male in touch with his feminine side and an independent, serious, strong female.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vaggie, I need a hug

"Oh, um, I... I'm not really much of a hugger. That's more Charlie. Sorry..."

[tiyoin]

so i just watched hazbin hotel ep 7 preview...

(this is a continuation of heaven reader)

alastor using angel reader for a larger, grander scheme than vaggie thought.

maybe he didn't give a shit about you at all? what if he was using you as a rook piece.

or maybe...

he was willing to flip the scales just to have you in his maleficent grasps.. maybe you were important for another reason she'd never be able to imagine. not even in her most wildest dreams.

there's a primal fear that claws at the back of veggies brain, before it quickly chills and numbs the front of her brain whenever she thought about you.

she scrapped her mind to try and remember you: yet you were no where to be found.

that has to do with alastor somehow.

and alastor....

he doesn't care to decipher his feelings. doesn't bother to answer any questions about you in detail. instead he sang a song about how in 'love' you two were in when alive.

of course vaggie spoke up, always there to pop whatever bubble he put into everyone's, (not like they fully believed him) especially charlie's mind

"even so, you have your own problems to worry about. isn't that right, miss vag"

"vagg" she sneered turning away to go tend to her problem.

and yet, whenever alastor is seated at the chess board, pieces already at war. his hand always seems to linger on one of the white rooks.

eyeing it eerily with one of his infamous smiles, he takes the black's rook and strikes down the white's. this left a hole in the white's strategy as he moved his piece away from danger.

clenching the dead rook in his hand, he tightened his grip and his smile before discarding the piece with the other dead soldiers into the fire pit. all alastor knew is that he wanted everything to slip, crumble, and fall into chaos.

he wants to see friends betrayed, families die, lives get ruined. and as much carnage that it would take centuries to clean up.

he wants complete and utter pandemonium.

he laughed viciously at the fire. and with a wave of his hand all the pieces were in starting positions brand spanking new. yet he made sure the rook was burnt on its crown.

alastor mused to himself "what's the best kind of chaos?"

picking up the burnt rook again, alastor moved it first.

his jaw clenched and his eyes grinned as he heard a commotion downstairs, charlies voice on top.

the best kind is when you're able to physically kneel into the ground and plant its invasive seed yourself.

right into heavens impenetrable gates.

and right in your graceful, little, hands

he thought, grabbing his cane before standing up. he gave one last look to the chess board, to the rook, before he and his shadow vanished.

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not edited, hell, not even proofread. I literally wrote this, then posted

if I write more of angel reader x shithead alastor then ill make a tag el oh el

alastor's such a little shit I LOVE him

[allastoredeer]

Title: To the Pitter Patter of Rain

Rating: General Audience:

Pairings: Found Family, Niffty & Alastor

Characters: Alastor, Niffty, Husk, Vaggie, Charlie, Angel Fust, Sir Pentious

Additional Tags: Found Family, Soft Alastor, Alastor Has a Heart, Niffty Needs a Hug, Minor Angel Dust/Husk, Protective Husk, Protective Vaggie, Soft Vaggie, Good Significant Other Vagge, Sir Pentious Builds Things, Cinnamon Roll Charlie Magne

Summary:

“Niffty, dear, would you pleassse stop that pacing?” Sir Pentious asked, huddling over the dark wood table in the middle of the lounge.

When the tapping didn’t stop, Pentious’s tongue flicked out in annoyance, and he dragged his attention from his project to the foyer. His glower became a confused head-tilt as the small sinner paced anxiously back and forth, wringing her hands together.

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It's a stormy night in Hell and not everyone is handling it well. Niffty goes to Alastor for comfort. Everyone is surprised when he actually gives it.

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Not a new fic. It's actually my very first fic for the Hazbin Hotel fandom. But I recently had it beta'ed by the amazing @caius-hhhhhh, so I'm posting it here again.

[nerdestiwrites]

predator and prey chatper six (hazbin hotel reader insert)

Alastor had been right when he said Charlie had a bunch of activities planned. She started it bright and early, having made everyone breakfast, in an attempt to bring everyone together to get some form of conversation started, to try and get everyone to build stronger relationships. You could admire the ambition that she had, and you were sure to thank her for the room and the mints that had been left on the pillow, even explaining how you hadn’t been serious about them but still appreciated them. 

The princess asked what everyones favorite breakfast meal was, so she could keep in mind for the next time she decided to cook for everyone. She planned on circulating through everyones chosen breakfast at least once a month. Eight people, eight big breakfasts, the rest of the time breakfast would be a private ordeal. You hadn’t been a big breakfast person while alive. You enjoyed the food of course, french toast and muffins having been one of your favorites, but you never actively ate those foods for breakfast. It was either brunch or breakfast for dinner.

While Vaggie and Charlie were talking, it was Sir Pentious who spurred the trust exercises. He didn’t trust anyone in the hotel, which was a fair standpoint in your opinion. You both had just arrived and in Hell, niceness usually came at a harsh price. It also wasn’t unwarranted. You weren’t exactly being open and honest about your true reasons for joining the hotel and you weren’t exactly going to at any point in the future. 

Alastor had left for the day, being forced to take Sir Pentious’ eggs by Vaggie, and you almost felt bad for the snake demon. While the eggs were a bit obnoxious they also held a sort of charm to them and seemed to mean quite a lot to him. You knew where the Radio demon had headed to, the Overlord meeting. 

The trust exercises weren’t thrilling. Trust falls were a bit cliche in your opinion, and you didn’t know exactly what you would say. So when Niffty ran up onto the stage and jumped off, everyone took a step back, allowing the small demon to land face-first on the ground. Her laugh was one of hysterics, and she stood and ran back up onto the stage, just to throw herself back off, enjoying the pain it brought. Charlie dragged Vaggie off to talk for a few minutes just between the two of them.

“So, toots, you haven’t even looked at me twice today, am I not your type?” Angel asked as he slouched over the couch, his top set of arms crossing while the bottom kept him supported.

You raised an eyebrow as you turned to face the spider demon, “I don’t have a type.” Your answer was simple and blunt. Growing up you always had felt different from everyone, all your friends talking about crushes and their ‘firsts’. You never found yourself attracted to anyone, it never bothered you either. The idea of romance was something you only entertained when it was fictional, or hypothetical, but you could never actually see yourself be with someone for any reason, romantic or sexual. That was the reason you had died without even having a first kiss, it was never something you concerned yourself about.

Angel blinked twice before frowning. “Don’t have a type? Oh come on, I’m everyone’s type! Especially down here! I can be whatever you want me to be, toots.” He continued.

“I don’t have a type. Never was interested in sex, the act or idea.” You shrugged and watched as he seemed to mull over your words. 

“Really?” Sir Pentious spoke up and slithered up to stand beside you, a look of interest across his face.

You nodded in answer. “Really. Just wasn’t my thing.”

Before any more questions could be asked by anyone else, Charlie returned with Vaggie, clearly excited as they explained that Vaggie would be taking over on the trust exercises from that point onwards for the day. The rest of the day had definitely gone more interesting as Angel had suggested going to a sex club to try and build trust, and when that didn’t work, Vaggie took everyone to the more dangerous side of the city. A current turf war between two lower demons who seemed to think they were hot shit was rolling through the streets, gunshots and screams could be heard all around. You opted out of the exercise, you knew far too many people on that side of town and didn’t want to be recognized. 

You returned to the hotel and went to the kitchen. You had your phone playing music softly, just on shuffle as you didn’t have any particular mood you wanted to listen to. Luckily, and thankfully, most musicians seemed to end up in Hell for one reason or another, which meant you still got to consume new genres and new songs as well as listen to some of your old favorites. Even some of your favorite artists who had long since past you now got to listen to new music that the people back on Earth alive wouldn’t ever hear until they died. 

You cooked a simple meal, a grilled cheese, as you didn’t have the energy for anything more than that. Grilled cheese has always been a comfort food of yours, especially when paired with tomato soup. Your favorite had been when your parents would cut the sandwich into different shapes when you were still just a child. Or when they’d make ramen noodles, the cheap fifty-cent packaged ramen, and would add food coloring to it to change the color of the noodles and broth, always called it something stupid like brains or guts. 

You smiled sadly, fondly, at the memories as you watched the cheese on the two pieces of bread, waiting for them to melt. Your hand reached for your phone and you turned down the music, eyes narrowing as you thought you had heard your name being called. You paused the music next, turned to face the entrance of the kitchen, and waited for a second. Quiet, everyone was still out. You were the only one in the hotel still.

You push play on the song once more, keeping the volume quiet as you focus back on the sandwich, placing the two pieces of bread together once the cheese has melted to perfection. Again, your head snapped towards the kitchen doorway as you once more thought you heard your name, this time followed by footsteps rapidly approaching.

You turned the music off once more, grabbed the pan, and placed the grilled cheese onto a plate. You couldn’t help as your mind wandered to all the shitty horror movies you had watched while alive, it had been one of your favorite movie genres. The shittier the better in your opinion. You sat down at the island and took a bite out of the grilled cheese and gave a low humming noise in response. Not as perfect as the ones you used to make, but still good enough to get praise. 

A text appeared at the top of your phone as you scrolled and you smiled. You tapped on the text and responded. Finally, someone knew something or someone who knew more about the damned Radio demon. You asked for more information and turned the phone off as you felt the air shift. You reached over and grabbed another plate from the cabinet underneath the counter and placed it beside you. Then without a word, you placed your other half of your sandwich on the plate and offered it to the demon who now stood behind you.

Alastor didn’t say anything but you knew he was there. You took another bite out of your sandwich and motioned for him to take the plate, or to take the seat beside you. A moment passed, then another, and then the sound of the stool beside you being pulled out filled the silent air. He sat down next to you and looked over the sandwich with slight suspicion. 

“It’s not poison. I’m literally eating it right now.” You answered the unasked question and you glanced at him. He laughed twice, a dry laugh that you weren’t entirely certain was his actual laughter. He picked the half sandwich up and looked it over. 

“I am not a fan of liars.” He said, the radio filter covering his voice ever-present as he seemed to pull the crust off the sandwich. You watched, amused, as you didn’t think that the great Alastor would be one to be averse to crust on a sandwich. 

You wiped your mouth and grabbed up your now empty plate, your stomach only partly satiated for the time being, and placed it into the sink for it to be washed later. “I haven’t said a word to lie about.” You answered simply and turned to face Alastor. 

He hummed once. “Last night. Your clothes.” 

“Oh right, yeah I lied about that.” You shrugged, took a step toward the island, and leaned against it, resting your head on your hand as you watched the other closely. “And?”

“You were out much later than what it should’ve taken to pack a bag as small as the one you brought.” He finally took a bite out of the now-cooling sandwich and you grunted. It would’ve been better if he had eaten the sandwich when it was still warm.

You nodded, not denying the fact as you watched him for a moment before looking away. “You’re right. I got distracted. Really that simple, but not exactly a good first impression.” Make yourself seem unimportant and useless, and then the Radio demon won’t be interested in you any longer. Make him believe that you were a nobody, and even he wouldn’t be able to stop your plans. 

Step one was already complete thanks to the help of Velvette. Start breaking the rift, the cracks in the relationships that held the Overlords together. It was weak already, barely holding on by a thread, all it needed was a few more hits and down it would crash.

For a split second, it looked like Alastor was going to ask another question but he stayed silent. He finished the half of the sandwich you gave him and threw the crust away, placing the plate on top of yours inside the sink. “I am sure today was a much better first impression with everyone then.” 

You nod and stretch, hearing the front doors of the hotel open and the voices of everyone returning filling the otherwise silent hotel. “Oh absolutely. I just cannot wait to see where this all goes.” You said and you couldn’t help the second meaning slipping in with your words, that you knew Alastor picked up on by the twitch of his ears. You give a single nod and quickly make your way out of the kitchen to meet back up with everyone to see how the rest of the day had gone, leaving Alastor alone in the kitchen.

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A/N: Hey! I would first like to say thank you to everyone who's read the fic so far! I am so glad y'all are enjoying it! You have no idea how excited and happy I am to see y'all excited and happy LMAO. Secondly, because I'm silly and goofy and love making playlist, I went ahead and made a playlist for this! It's liked just down below if anyone of ya wanna listen!

tags: @luleck @rl800 @literalzxmbie

[hisui555]

Hazbin Hotel thoughts : Foils

More of a ramble than anything speculative like the previous posts, just gonna blabber muppet-style about something I like from this show : the Foils between the Good/Ambiguously Good Guys (I mean, Alastor's there, right ?) and the Bad/Opposite Side Guys.

If you have time to kill, fancy yourself the read (<- not even sure that's proper English, and it's my third language anyway. Let's hack it up some more, shall we).

(Foils 2 here)

(Foils 3 here)

(Foils 4 here)

Masterpost here.

I mean the main thing that made my brain go "ding !" like a microwave and scratched it just right like my cat kneading my back when I'm too lazy to stand up and give her food right away, is the parallel between main couple Charlie & Vaggie (they're so sweet together) and villain couple Valentino & Vox (they're horrible people that are hilarious together).

Both have one of them at the head of their 'organisation' (Charlie is the founder of the Hazbin Hotel, Vox is the CEO of Voxtech and the TV tycoon in Pride), composed of one bi character (Charlie and Vox) and one Hispanic character (Vaggie and Valentino - and respectively they're lesbian and pan if you wanna know), yet Charlie & Vaggie are in a mutually supportive, kind, very encouraging, healthy, stable, devoted and genuinely loving relationship, and if they have fallouts (see Episode 7), deal with it in a mature and upstanding way. Vox & Val on the other side are mutually manipulative (see Episode 2), on-and-off together-but-not-dating (nothing wrong with that in itself, it's just how it's the opposite of Charlie & Vaggie), freewheeling, chaotic and co-dependent relationship (as Vees : Vox provides the medium of TV, Val provides the content), even if, for now, it appears to be somewhat functional, if unhealthy - they are less about fallouts and more dealing with the other's tantrums (Vox keeps Val in line, then does a 180 about Alastor as Val riles him up).

They're both same-sex couples but the first are a healthy couple because they mutually love each other and encourage the best qualities they have, always being there for the other, while the second are an unhealthy couple because they based it on power, and being together because they're mutually attracted to their worst qualities : they're a couple AS the worst people, while Charlie & Vaggie are two of the nicest people in Hell. Funnily enough, Val seems pretty open about Vox' past crush/unfading obsession on Alastor and Vox doesn't seem to mind Val's (horrible) obsession with Angel that much, while Vaggie easily gets jealous when another girl is (what she thinks) too affectionate with Charlie : see her reaction to Emily holding Charlie's hand in Ep 6.

Also, both Vox and Vaggie have to deal with an easily overwhelmed-by-their-feelings partner with a penchant for childishness and drama while being the (usually) more cool-headed and rational one (I mean, Charlie does her plans in crayons for hell's sake), but while Valentino is a psychopathic manchild with very little impulse control when angry, that needs to get his head screwed on straight and hurting people to come down from his tantrum, with Vox' babysitting (before he blows his top in the same way), Charlie has that side to her because she actively doesn't want to harm people, as well as being empathetic and a bit naive, along with her usual musical theatrics - it puts her at odds with the rest of Hell, who for the most part are raging jackasses indulging in their worst behaviors. But just like Valentino, if she focuses on what's urgent or important (and is willing to go that far), she can be quite dangerous and capable (Ep 8) - ironically, in a physical fight, while Val shows perfectly capable of using his mental capacities to manipulate and pressure both Angel and Charlie into making her leave (alongside the heavy beating on Angel, but he actually avoids the confrontation with the Princess of Hell - way more powerful than he is - that way).

Vox and Vaggie also have quite the temper underneath the rationality : Vaggie when loosing her nerve with the Hotel residents' idiocy, Vox when hearing the first wink about Alastor. Vaggie and Val may be the more readily violent (in completely different ways, because, I mean, Valentino) while Charlie and Vox the ones to plan things out (Hotel group activities and redemption VS getting Pentious to spy for the Vees), with material and budget back-up for each (Princess of Hell VS CEO), so there's kind of a square crossing between the two teams : they each share personality traits (in WIDELY different ways though) with the two others on the opposite side.

Valentino & Vox is also a foil for Angel & Husk (whether these latter two stay friends or become more remains to be seen, but as things are for now, I'm telling it how it currently is and will call them friends) : both Val and Husk are pansexual, but one follows the stereotype and jumps on anyone (Val), while the other doesn't wear his sexuality on his sleeve, is respectful with others' boundaries and has a clear, justified limit on his (see Ep 4). Valentino's horrible abuse of Angel becomes even more gut-wrenching when it shows (for now, and if the Instagrams are loosely canon by now) that he's perfectly capable of having a functional (if mutually manipulative and unhealthy) relationship with Vox - meaning he's chosing to hurt Angel and be a sadistic bastard.

Angel does a (very toned-down) certain version of sexual harrasment (constantly hitting on Husk, invading his personal space, H24 innuendos towards him, etc) just like Valentino, to try to get what he wants - but Husk sees it as the unhealthy mechanism it is to mask his pain, coping with the abuse, and calls him out on it. While Angel is naturally promiscuitous, he stops his tryharding, coke-myself-out-of-consciousness ways, and stands up to his rapist - all of that supported by Husk, while Vox doesn't lift a finger to stop Val until it Harms The Image, and even offers his lowest-earners so that his squeaky moth asshat of a boyfriend can shoot someone. Angel detaches himself from the Valentino-shaped shadow that looms over him, and Husk, an ex-Overlord dealing in souls and gambling, having them under his control, is the better version of Vox, who watches and controls everything he can.

Last but not least, Sera is a foil to Carmilla (and obviously, Lucifer, but I might do that one in another post). They're both mom-like figures (if not outright moms, like Carmilla is to her daughters) that are greatly motivated by protecting those under their charge (Winner souls and Emily VS Sinner souls and Odette, Clara, and even Zestial if that line in Whatever It Takes is to be taken at face value - though Carmilla means it at the very least as a close friend). Sera is willing to lie to her daughter (sister ?) figure Emily to keep her happy and out of the loop, regretting allowing the Exterminations to happen, and refusing to question the system for fear of retribution (like what happened to Lucifer), on her or her wards. When called out on her behavior and for help, she refuses to lend a hand and upholds the status quo, even if she's trying to be compassionate and doesn't agree with the sheer pettiness that motivates Adam and Lute.

Carmilla on her side outright broke the rules (on accident - she wasn't expecting for it to work), killing the unkillable in self-defense for her daughters. When asked about in Ep 3, she tries to deny it, both out of fear of a suicidal uprising, and just like Sera, retribution for her own family (plus the Sinner souls), yet after a little push from Zestial, she semi-confides in him (VS Sera who didn't brought Emily into the loop), and when Vaggie confronts her about it in Ep 7, she stealthily gives her what is needed to break the status quo : tactics on how to fight, and weapons. In fact, Carmilla's help from the shadows, while she didn't participate in the fight herself, proved to be instrumental in flipping the scales towards victory. She, a demon, was reluctant too, but she did help despite not knowing all the stakes, unlike Sera, an angel.

And this is what I love about that part of the show : it shows us a spectrum. People being people. To each more stereotyped character, there's a non-assuming counterpart. To each character with a specific trait on the bad side, there's one with the same trait on the good side. And that trait isn't their whole personality either.

Just that : people being people.

(Welp, that's the second post in a day, got enough socializing for the rest of the week. I'm gonna crawl back into my cave.)

Again, Masterpost here.

[rpking99]

Hypno Threat (Hazbin Hotel): "I would have Vagatha and her slut of a girlfriend on their knees if I could." Lute said. "Have them kiss my feet, begging for me to make them cum their sinner brains out."

"Tch. I always knew you where a pervert, you bitch!" Vaggie hissed "As if Charlie and I would ever do such a th-"

"Mmmm~" Charlie hummed with a blush and a weak smile before shaking her head, clearing herself from the fantasies "Y-Yeah! What Vagge said!" Charlie yelled dramatically

[thegongoozlerreacts]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 1: Overture

hello i am back with a New Update on things to react to, and i thought Hazbin Hotel would be the perfect place to start since all episodes were fully released a few days ago! and also EVERYBODY i know has been bugging me about watching this show and now i FINALLY have the time to!!

spoilers under the cut

wow barely a few seconds in and i can already tell that the music is gonna be So Banger

wow okay so the opening exposition is Super Interesting

just wanna say the animation is also Fantastic in this section but ooh the lore drops

i really love the way the angels are stylized here, and how its all in black and white with accents of gold (except Lucifer who has a very light red gradient in his wings)

and also its the way that More color is brought on screen by Lucifer only oooh

oohh and the way that red gradient turns gray when the angels are like, disapproving of his ideas

its So Funny how Adam fumbled his first wife So Hard that she ran away and fell in love with someone else then his second wife got convinced by the First Wife and Her New Love LMFAOO

MAN this makes me feel SO Bad for Lucifer and i feel Conflicted as someone raised christian but like. i feel bad for him they do say that the road to hell was paved with good intentions

also Lilith thriving on the evil stuff like you Go Girlboss

these are So Pretty to look at

aww Charlie and Vaggie are So Cute

SEVEN YEARS? ouch seven years without hearing anything from her mom

omg they are So Cute

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE

damn the ominous Ringing of the Bell in the only angelic-like structure of hell

BYE ALASTOR'S AD.....

"Founded five days ago by Lucifer's ~delusional~ daughter!"

"As she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" STOPPPP NAHHH THATS FOULL

the shaky camera i cant

"HAHA I NAMED IT" LMFAOOOO yeah you sure did buddy

incredible, they dont have A Working Phone

their faces LMFAOO

love that Alastor is bad at TV commercials because he's like... a radio host. the radio demon. he is Decidedly Not a TV Guy

also can i just say that the animation is So Smooth and So Fluid like wow i could rewatch the way each character moves 100 times and that is NOT exaggeration

help he is So Mad that they arent doing a radio show

ok actually Angel Dust's voice is really good like?? idk something about it is just Fun to listen to

Charlie trying to be So Nice is extremely entertaining

OMG HUSK !! HIS VOICE HELP !! it fits So Well

also shoutout to the background music

omg Angel Dust has got a little heart spot on the back of his head thats really really cute

aww Charlie is so cute

OOH A SONG ALREADY

LMFAOO "That bitch is halfway down the street!" i love Angel's goofy little smile as he says it also Amazing how the fuck did she get over there so quickly????

i love Charlie's and Vaggie's voice

"They're bloodthirsty and deranged!" <- really funny that this is being said about angels

he is a Hologram hey this guy's An Asshole what the fuck did Charlie ever do to you

new reaction image she looks so done with his bullshit im cackling

i can already tell that the new commercial is Not gonna go well

HEKSDJKSDN ANGEL DUST "I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place... on the path to redemption!" THE CHANGE IN TONE I CANNOT

oh ok so this Asshole Angel Guy is adam

"I'm the original dick!" BRO???? HELP?? IM ?? this does not sound like Angelic Behavior anyways what The Fuck is he even on about

the fact that he specifically calls out Climate Change as Earth's Problem, but not HERPES?? implies that angels get herpes i guess????

HELFHLDKJ I CANT Hazbin Hotel is KILLING it with the facial expressions

there is not One Thought behind that eye new reaction image

its okay Nifty you're trying your best

there are just Too Many good reaction images and memes spawned from just this One episode

Alastor is So Mad and Bitter about TV

BRUH the way he couldve done all that The Whole Time but he didnt because he Hates tv 😭😭

also wtf Nifty's giant now

well... at least Vaggie and the Hotel Gang are having a better time than Charlie with this Asshole Angel Guy

"I've never made a mistake in my fucking life" says the guy who fucked up so bad that he had to get a second wife

fuck this song is banger BUT i hate adam

DAMN "And for those of us with divine ordainment/Extermination is entertainment!" fuck when he sings it it goes So Hard but like aw :(( what The Fuck Heaven

WTF THEY MOVED IT EARLIER ????? WHY ??

help Alastor just glitching on screen

oh what The Fuck theyre moving it earlier cuz somehow a demon killed an angel? and theyre gonna kill ALL OF THE DEMONS????? WHAT

and thats the end of the episode im.

wow well. honestly it was REALLY good and i am so excited to watch the rest of the series

unfortunately i have to go now, bye i will be back with my reactions to the second episode! tomorrow (hopefully)

farewell, folks!

[weebnotheree]

Oneshot - ✭¤ ᴀʟᴀꜱᴛᴏʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ¤☆ Part 2

I didn't know where to put these one-shots, like if I should make a Hazbin Hotel Oneshot book but.. dude I literally have a lot of them already and I don't even finish, start or work on most of the ones I have rn so.. that's why I'm putting them here.  ART NOT MINE NOR REGULAR PICS OF ALASTOR!! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!!!

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(JUST LICK THESE IMAGES UP!! only 10 images is the limit T^T)

PART 1

Smile Brother! You're never fully dressed without one!

~Brother~

You may read hazbin hotel stories where M/n is Alastor's brother and the brother is shy or sad, the opposite... But in this one-shot, he's quite the same as him. Sure he may get a little shy, sad, or annoyed, and likes to go on a killing spree..yep, he's Alastor's brother alright.

"Charlie..calm down. Everything will be fine. [sighs]Can't believe I'm gonna say this..but we have Alastor, he can help us before your dad gets here" Vaggs commented and tried to stop Charlie from pacing and freaking out. Charlie just grabbed her hand trying to stop her from pacing. "No, Vagg's it's not okay! My father, we'll be here in half an hour! The hotel isn't even halfway clean! If he comes here and sees that the hotel isn't what I said It looked like, he'll make me take this place down...I've worked so hard for this..I can't just..take it down. He doesn't like my idea or the place as it is..." she said calming down WITH her head down. Vaggie comforted her. 

Then scrunched up her face and looked at Alastor.  She threw up her hands and walked over to him. "Cant you do something?! Can't you just snap your fingers and poof everything will be like Charlie wants it to be?!" "Yes, but it's not that easy dear! Ah! I know just the person who can help us! There are many ways to contact him"

Charlie perked up. "Really, you do?! Who is he?! I call him right now!"

"No need!" Alastor said with his wide smile. A blue talisman appeared in his hand before it burned in blue flames. After it began reaching his fingers he tossed it and let it burn as it disintegrated. .. . . "Woah(x3), that's it?! Are you serious? You just made Charlie get her hopes up for nothing! I knew you couldn't help! Good for nothing piece of-" "Wait just a minute now" he said glancing at her before looking back at the spot the talisman burned at. "Just give him a second, he may be doing something," he told them.

Just then blue bits of fire in a circle started to light themselves. Then it went into huge flames. 

"[sighs frustradedly]Which one of you summoned me?"

(Fanart of 2P!Alastor: @Anic917_eng)

"I hate being woken from a good rest," he said annoyed. They immediately pointed over to Alastor sort of frightened of what he might do if he got mad. He looked over annoyed before his mood changed like Alastor. He threw his hand in the air holding onto his cane with a big smile. "Al, my brother! How have you been? It's been ages since I last saw you!" he said cheerfully and hugged him. Alastor hugged him back. "Hello dear brother! I've been alright! I almost thought you wouldn't make it!" Alastor said as they broke the hug. 

[All] "BROTHER?!" 

"That's your brother?! He looks exactly like you!" Vaggie exclaimed. "Heh, another pimp but it's a blueberry" Angel remarked. "Indeed. This is my twin, Alastair!" "You both basically have the same name!"Husk slightly yelled. "Since we're twins, mother decided our names be a little different to tell us apart(even though they were different colors)" Alastor explained. 

"Angel baby! Kitten! I haven't seen you two in a while!" he said as he hugged them. "Sup toots~" Husk pushed away, having booze in his hand as he pointed at Alastair. "Dont you Kitten me, you look-alike son of a bch! You up and left me at the bar in the middle of our conversation that, may I remind you, DIDNT get to finish!" "I missed you too!" Alastair exclaimed, swinging an arm around him making him facepalm angrily. "What do you want?" 

"My dear brother Alastor took it upon himself to summon me for help, and I was wondering if-" "if I could volunteer to help, no thank" "...Well that's a shame. I guess all of this precious booze will go to waste then" Alastair said sadly as he walked away and all of a sudden as he walked past about 10-15 bottles of booze appeared. Husk looked over and choked on the booze he was drinking. 

Husker swooped in front of Alastair saying "What? You think you can buy me with the sad act and a bunch of bottles of cheap booze?! [grabs the booze and looks at it] ...Well, you can!" he remarked before walking away back to the front desk. That made Alastair grin. 

"So, whaddaya think?" Alastor asked. "I think we did a good job so far. I can see you did your own little touches before I came. That must only be one thing" and after saying that, it's almost coincidently..Nifty came swooping in cleaning, chattering to herself. "Oh, hey Alastair! Bye Alastair! Can't talk now, gotta clean! This place is filthy!" she said zooming off again making him chuckle. "Same old Nifty" "It's wonderful but..We have to hurry a bit faster!" "Oh, yes! I know just the thing" he said walking up to the fireplace.

"iiis he gonna-" Charlie got cut off by him snapping his fingers and the fireplace lit in blue flame. A figure was covered in soot. Alastair picked it up like a chibi. An eyeball opened and looked at the three in front of it. Alastair tilted his head slightly before she poofed the soot off her body. "This little joy is Giffty!"  ironic bc he rarely smiles (both of them rarely do)

He let her on the floor "Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women? [lifts Vaggie] Are there any men here?! [puts her down] I'm sorry, that's rude. [looks around] Oooh man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! [grabs a spider and crushes it] Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.[sees cob webs] Oh my gosh, this is awful! [she speed cleans throughout the hotel] Nope! Nope! Nope! [giggles]Nope! [sees & stabs a cockroach with a pin] Nope!"

"Soo do you..maybe think it's possible..to rehabilitate a demon?" "Ha! No. [her face droops]Such nonsense! [laughs]Rehabilitation, oh now that's a good one! Right brother?" (1st one from Reddit, 2nd one from Twitter)

 "Indeed brother! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! [puts arms out, gesturing to all of Hell] There is no undoing what is done!" 

Well, ofc Alastor's brother was cut off by Vaggie putting her harpoon up to Alastair's neck. "Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bestard son of a bch)! I know your game and your act and I'm not going to let you or your brother hurt anyone here, you imperious cheesy [Angel's head pops in] self-acting shtlord!" she said grinning her teeth. Something triggered in his brother's memory and Alastor knew it. He was behind his brother and Charlie was beside Vaggie. Alastor began chuckling and moved the harpoon away from his brother's neck. "Dear, if we wanted to hurt anyone here... [both turn into their demonic forms] we would've done so already..."

She backed away and Charlie did as well but stood slightly in front of Vaggie. "Well, if you dont believe in my cause either then why are you helping?"

"Well my dear, you did say you needed help right?" "Wellll yea-" "Besides. I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!" a pause bc Alastair was smirking darkly and Alastor started laughing. Ah, yes, he and his brother are alike. "Yeeeeaa," Charlie said feeling uneasy about her decision, taking a step away from him. 

"Yes, indeedy! [grabs her waist and drags her away]We see big things coming your way and who better to help you than us?-" he said as the two brothers began to chatter with her. 

"So uh.. even though I know blueberry, what's the deal with him?" Angel asked Vaggie. She looked at him like seriously. "Are you serious? You know him yet you dont know anything about him?!" she asked frustratedly. Angel just shrugged. "The Windigo Demon. One of the most powerful Overlord demons Hll has ever seen?" she quested him..he just shrugged again. "Not big on politics" 

"Well overnight, along with his brother. The duo began toppling Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been used by mortal souls before. Then, they broadcast their carnage all throughout Hell so that everyone could witness their ability"  (ARTWORK BY: unbecomingname on DeviantArt) 

Alastair helped his brother by shadow form when he was busy at one time. Think of it as..being in two places at once.

(ARTWORK BY: @01-reihanehdraw ON Tumblr)

"Demons and even Overlords throughout Hll started calling him "The Windigo Demon" (as lazy as that is). He took and slaughtered demons from left and right. Many dont know what enabled him or his brother to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils" 

(pic from aminoapps.com)

Dont mind what the words say (^c^;) lol

"But one thing's for sure: He's an unforeseeable source of danger, a dangerously evil spirit of mystery, and a threatening monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up being erased out of existence!" she explained.

"Ya done? [Laughs] Now we have two pimps strawberry and blueberry pimp" "Well, I don't trust him!"Vaggie said crossing her arms before going over to Charlie who was petting  Alastair.  Angel when she said she dont trust them -- "(-_-)"

Vaggie grabbed Charlie's shoulders and pulled her aside while both of the brothers looked at the family portrait. (Pics, edit, not mine!!!! Regular one by Viziepop)

"Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a sad face! They're both deal makers! Pure evil! they can't be redeemed! ...And they're most likely looking for a way to ruin everything we're trying to do!"

"I... [sighs] we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance! And besides, he's so cute when he's not acting like his brother" "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him either" she warned. 

"Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! [imitates dad] 'You don't take sht from other demons!'" she said walking over to where Alastor and his brother were. 

"I dont think this is a good idea anymore.. it's beginning to be not fun" Alastair said frowning. 

"Come on brother, smile! You know you're never fully dressed without one!" Alastor exclaimed.

"So Alastair...um..just like your brother Al..no..voodoo strings..attached" "So we have a deal?" Alastair said slightly bending down, a hand reaching toward her for a handshake, the other holding the cane behind his back, and red energy bursting throughout the hotel. She pushed his hand away "Nope! No shaking! No deals! I...yeah. You could also stay here if you want for however long you want. And I order you to also to participate in helping your brother and the rest of us with the hotel. Sound fair?"

"hmm...[makes cane disappear] ...Fair enough"

She sighed in relief with two thumbs up. "Cool beans"

PART 1 of this oneshot OVER. WOOOOOoo this took forever. Especially with me falling asleep and trying to stay awake the whole time. But I hope you enjoyed this oneshot! I'll try to work on The Bad Guys x GF! Reader bc WOW guys TYSM for the reads so far!!! BYE mini dumplings!!

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