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[seraphim-sarai]

Sarai quickly regains her composure, clearing her throat and then savoring more of her treat as a distraction.

What? Oh, me? No, of course not! I just…I’m just…glad that Ava has found someone.

She nods slightly.

As I am sure you are aware, he is a soul that has been through much hardship. Thus, I am glad he’s found happiness. He deserves it.

They say the final words with sincerity, their expression softening. They look to Timpani. It seemed like she still had much to do in terms of being a better sister, and accepting Ava’s lover was part of that.

He has mentioned you, though I did not catch your name in our conversations. I have seen how he glows when he talks about you, so I assume you are treating him well. So I thank you. -🦢

@exorcist-timpani

*With all of her obligations for the day done and with time to spare, Sadie decides to send Timpani a quick text.*

Hey, Timp! How’s it going? I was thinking about trying out this neat ice cream place with a bunch of wacky flavors that a friend recommended to me. Wanna come along? -🔥

Oh sure! Where and what time? -🎵

[Her stutter is almost heard in the text, it's a key part of her voice that everyone is used to.]

[seraphim-sarai]

After reluctantly leaving her medbay to attend the beach day, Ray wandered across the sandy landscape, without really knowing where she wanted to go.

The medic zoned out while walking near the shore line, flinching when she accidentally touched the water. She quickly backed up, her gaze now focused on the water. In the water, she saw something blue, that seemed to be a person. Without thinking, she waved at them.

Hey Sarai! Ray said when she recognized the seraph, smiling widely. What are you doing? She tilted her head curiously, while making sure to maintain a safe distance from the water Sarai was in.

- @exorcist-ray

Sarai was lost in thought. She had gone into the water as an escape from the crowds and the judgmental gaze of her colleagues.

Ray calling her had caught their attention. She emerged slightly from the water to meet her gaze.

“Oh, hello Ray.” They said, “I was just enjoying the water. I take it you’re enjoying the beach festivities?”

[joy-eris-joy]

Rough concept sketch for Sarai if they ever become a fully-fledged Seraph

[ask-sera]

“Sera? You wished to see me?”

Again?

Sarai was having a hard time. The disaster at the party on the Promenade was still fresh in her mind, and she could only dread what Sera had to tell her now.

How can my life get any worse?

She hesitantly enters Sera’s office.

@seraphim-sarai

*Sera nods quickly, intently looking for something in the document folder.*

Yes, come in.

*Luckily for Sarai, she has no idea of what happened to her yesterday. All Sera's attention was focused on Emily and Shamira Ass.*

Lately I've been looking for another way for you to prove that you're finally ready to become a full-fledged seraph. And I remembered a test that was last used quite a long time ago.

In other words, I suggest you fulfill the position of guardian angel. Your promotion will depend on how you complete this task.

[lanagonzalez]

LANA GONZALEZ!

I LEAVE THIS REALM FOR A DAY AND YOU’VE ALREADY STOLEN A BIKE, SHOPLIFTED WEED AND MADE A RUDE GESTURE AT A RABBI AT A LOCAL CAFE??

DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!? -🦢

HOLY CRAP!

Sarai, uh, you got it ALL wrong! Let me just explain myself!! I, uh.. uuuuuuuuuuuum...

[Lana quickly takes a stone from the table (that Soren somehow managed to smuggle in his teeth straight home without getting caught) and shows it to Sarai.]

LOOK!

Absolutely extraordinary, incredible, magical, one of a kind, well-mannered and glamorous, every NY kid's biggest dream, a very real pet STONE! -🥯

@seraphim-sarai

[i-throw-bibles]

Excuse me, Bible Thrower.

But it seems as though my charge has told me that you’ve hit her with a Bible.

Explain yourself. -🦢

@seraphim-sarai

Aya. It's Aya. I have a name, swan lady.

And I don't know who your charge is. I dont know what a charge is. I throw a lot of bibles daily, you expect me to remember everyone I hit with them?

[exorcist-ava]

Do you have pics of Papa and his frens?

My phone broke, so I lost all my pics sadly.

But I still got this one pic of the first time Sarai met Papa.

[seraphim-adina]

Kiss, marry, kill

Sera, Sarai, Emily

Kiss Emily

Marry Sera

And of course, kill Sarai~

[seraphim-sarai]

Returning to their chambers, Sarai found not the desired silence after their last conversation with Sera, but the sinner mantis they last saw on the Envy Ring. He was in a winner's disguise, very similar to his original appearance. There was something strange about him though. And the first strange thing was that he was fucking laying right on Sarai's bed in one of Sarai's nightgown, and ate Sarai's alga.

Oh, ya back already. Sup. -🍬

Sarai lets out a scream, and her wings spread out instinctively. Her eye glow as she hisses.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? -🦢

[joy-eris-joy]

Adina story part 1? More likely than you think.

This takes place back when Adina and Sarai were both Apprentices and when Ava accidentally killed a Hellborn during her first Extermination. What Adina offers is basically for Ava to become her bodyguard for a few months to essentially “prove herself” worthy of rejoining the Exorcists.

Sarai has never liked Adina, and pretty much only hung around her since they were in the same cohort and Adina was the only one who showed “kindness” (more like backhanded comments) to her. Her eyelashes and eyebrows are black here because she dyed them to look more like her, but she’ll never admit that.

[ask-sera]

Sera, you said you wished to speak with me again? Might I ask what this is in regards to? -🦢

Sarai was pretty certain she hadn’t done much recently to warrant another talk from the High Seraph. But with Sera, who could tell anymore? She faced the elder Seraph in her office, waiting nervously expectantly for what her mentor would have to say.

@seraphim-sarai

*Sera sighs heavily and stands up from her seat. She doesn't say a word for a few seconds, composing her thoughts, then places her hand on the seraph's shoulder and looks her straight in the eyes.*

Sarai. Starting today, you'll be taking up the position of a full-fledged seraph. Adina has failed in her duties, and after she inevitably returns to Heaven, with a heavy heart, I will have to demote her back to apprentice. I hope now that the spy is neutralized, she will have to come to her senses and return to serving Heaven.

My first task for you, as the fully-fledged seraphim, is to find and bring her back. And then I will generously turn a blind eye to your little office affair.

[seraphim-sarai]

What “secretive thirst”!?

YO LUTE SPIT SOME BARS

[Clears throat]

Oh? I guess you wanted another rap?

I don't hover on these bars, I flatten the whole track.

Expecting the violent villainess to violate anonymous asks.

Woah I guess I'm virulent, this blog is spreading so damn fast

That's A S K dash L U T E,

straight off the dome when I'm crashing the whole scene.

No ask blog better than me, you don't see.

Et je parle français, pendant que les démons fuient.

You could @ask-vaggie, but who the fuck would wanna do that,

can't forget @theprincessofhell2; lucifer's brat.

@exorcist-daki trying to snack on a rat.

@exorcist-ava with a metro card and a cigarette pack.

About to beat this beat like an @exorcist-timpani drum,

with @your-favorite-therapist giving the lyre a strum.

The world revolves around me, scratch that, it's the lutualverse.

Weird asks popping up like a virtual curse.

@exorcist-milan420 and @seraphim-sarai with the secretive thirst.

Sinners better run or get death's sequel, no hearse.-🗡

[exorcist-ava]

Ava, are you aware Sarai hates herself quite a concerning amount?

…Yeah, I know.

It’s been something I’ve been tryna help her with for a long time, but I bet she’s never believed a single compliment from me…given that I’m, ya know, a “lowly Exorcist”.

[seraphim-adina]

Why aren't Ava and Sarai allowed to get close to you?

It was a condition of our legal agreement from a while ago, alongside the stipulation that poor little Sarai remain an Apprentice longer~

[seraphim-sarai]

Okay Ava. You can do this! You can totally make it up to tu hermana! Ya made up with Milan! That was easy!

Ava spoke out loud to himself as he walked through the alleyways. He remembered Sarai's schedule and knew that they would be picking up coffee for Sera at this moment.

Okay, not really. Lots of punching was involved...and Sarai ain't like that.

He worried if Sarai would forgive him after he blew them off. But she had to try. She told Sadie she would.

Sí Ava, ya can do it. Ava El Carbón doesn't run from a fight! -🚬

He was about to walk to Sarai, until he saw the familiar figure of an unfriendly Seraph bump into her.

Uh oh. Looks like they were arguing now. Better hide before she gets caught in the middle, and then she'd apologize.

He hid behind some trash cans and watched Sarai and the other Seraph talk.

@exorcist-ava

Even as a guardian angel, Sarai was still not exempt from picking up coffee for the Council. She ordered the coffees, remembering the god-awful tastes of her superiors, and walked out the door.

She was distracted by a lot of things. One, she still couldn't stop thinking about Milan, who was now probably still with Adina.

((She wants to be with her? I shouldn't be so surprised. I could never compare. I'm not much.))

Second, Lana was bugging her - and not just by ignoring her helpful advice. She reminded her so much of someone - Ava, someone who she had also lost forever.

((They're so much alike. She'll hate me too soon. I know it. Ava already does.))

Lost in her thoughts, she bumps into a tall figure, whom she spills all her coffee over.

Oh, I- -🦢

@seraphim-grace

[seraphim-sarai]

YOU AGAIN!?!? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

@exorcist-milan420 @ask-vaggie @abitofapancakesnob @ask-lute @exorcist-timpani @exorcist-ava @ask-pentious @virginia-exorcist @seraphim-sarai @askthefivefallen

I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here...