#haywoodyablowme

[haywoodya-givemeyourmilk-blog]

"You guys are all fucked, you know that, right?”

“How was The Patch?”

“Oh, I know.”

[lockshockloaded]

accidentally logged into this one instead of my main blog and there are so many.now upsetting posts 😔

[ah-gavinofree]

Some Achievement Hunter themed Valentines I made!

[fromthecommsroom]

the righteous man and the shepherd

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2R5igqT

by haywoodyablowme

A few scenes from pulp fiction reimagined as gay and wolf 359, fun times,

  Tags will be updated as new scenes are added!

Words: 1112, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Marcus Cutter, Miranda Pryce, Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi

Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler, Marcus Cutter/Miranda Pryce

Additional Tags: Threats of Violence, Pulp Fiction References, Cussing

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2R5igqT

[trevorcollumns]

haywoodyablowme

[herbejardine]

80$ left

So- if you remember last December I asked for financial help and- this isn't related to my five hundred dollar goal since that's been somewhat suspended for the summer- but this is about me graduating. I have a fine due at my school that is- kind of steep but not that much. I've been set back financially as I needed to get some necessities. In return for support- my commissions are still open. Samples of my art can be found on fuckyeahstatic.tumblr.com and I can send samples of my writing if that's an interest. My paypal is at haywoodyablowme and prices can be negotiated if a commission is what you'd like.

[mxgickx]

Hello hello! I'm offering tarot readings and pendulum divinations!! No health questions for tarot and yes/no only for pendulum please! Three tarot cards are free and every additional one is 1$ Please direct payments/donations to PayPal.me/haywoodyablowme if you are so inclined

[rtlstuff]

“Ahhh the feeling of having no shame”

What has Meg turned Ryan into. 

Whatever it is, I love it.  

[ludomoose]

I am strongly considering just filling this blog with drawings of Ryan giving blowjobs. I might have a problem.

[keggzy]

If i'm being honest...

There are two types of people in the world, those who make news, and those who react to that news. Making news would be cool. But reacting to news is way more fun.

'I love Making News' ~ Michael Jones

[magical0maniac]

My Minecraft just told me Ryan has amazing hair

It's true though.

[fromthecommsroom]

30 days of wolf 359 kinks and 2 not so much

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OjUdqr

by haywoodyablowme

So october just started so why not start it off eith a bang! That joke was fucking horrible. Anywa, its sex, updating irregulalry and pre tagged to hold myself accountable.

Words: 660, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Doug Eiffel, Renée Minkowski, Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi, Miranda Pryce, Marcus Cutter, Isabel Lovelace, Rachel Young (Wolf 359), Hera (Wolf 359), Alana Maxwell

Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler, Doug Eiffel/Daniel Jacobi, Marcus Cutter/Miranda Pryce, Marcus Cutter/Warren Kepler, Marcus Cutter/Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler, Marcus Cutter/Daniel Jacobi, Hera/Alana Maxwell, Isabel Lovelace/Renée Minkowski, Isabel Lovelace/Rachel Young

Additional Tags: 30 Day NSFW Challenge, Sex, Face-Sitting, Masks, Begging, Edgeplay, Knifeplay, Sensory Deprivation, Spanking, Mirror Sex, Spitroasting, Crying, Sadism, Masochism, Daddy Kink, Corsetry, Biting, Praise Kink, Blood Kink, Hate Sex, Angry Sex, Bondage, Hair-pulling, Object Insertion, Sounding, Licking, Master/Pet, Rimming, Costumes, Asphyxiation, Cunnilingus, Overstimulation, Uniforms, Nipple Play, Frottage, Body Worship, Masturbation, Seduction, Collars, Orgasm Denial, Role Reversal, Public Sex, Formalwear, Cock Warming, Cock Rings, Dirty Talk, Bukkake, Suspension, Impact Play, Cuckolding, Hand Jobs, Threesome - M/M/M, Master/Slave, Shibari, Pegging, Lapdance, Boot Worship, Roleplay, Smile, Laughter, Laughter During Sex, Sex Toys, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Gun Kink, Strip Tease, Humiliation, Glory Hole, Double Penetration, Sleepy Sex, Massage, Come Swallowing, Trans Daniel Jacobi, Trans Female Character

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OjUdqr

[saltysweetbreeze]

"how was the patch?" "oh, i know" fucking rYAN HAYWOOD.

[fromthecommsroom]

éventrer d'un coup de corne

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Mpj9rA

by haywoodyablowme

marcus cutter and warren kepler have some bloody good fun!

Words: 4866, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Warren Kepler, Mr. Cutter, Marcus Cutter

Relationships: Warren Kepler/Mr. Cutter

Additional Tags: Gore, Vivisection, i was goaded into writing this, Blood, Near Death, like he doesnt actually die in this version but like in the extended cut he'd fuckin die, NSFW, thigh riding, oh theres some projection onto cutter, like thats cool but you just, You gotta deal, its an experience babey!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Mpj9rA

[fromthecommsroom]

come home with me / wedding song

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2TC1HFm

by haywoodyablowme

a man looking for something to eat blows into a bar. a man writing a song is enamored with him.

Words: 1334, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Doug Eiffel, Daniel Jacobi, Alana Maxwell

Relationships: Doug Eiffel/Daniel Jacobi

Additional Tags: Inspired by Hadestown, Hadestown AU, god this is so fun to write, its hadestown with wolf 359 characters plugged in, yes - Freeform, but !! its still fun and cute

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2TC1HFm

[fromthecommsroom]

we'll get together then

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by haywoodyablowme

Pryce and Cutter don't take well to competition. It's a good thing that they have a black-ops agency to keep their agenda in the green and their books in the black. It's a bad thing that these people are- people. Unreliable and messy to their very cores. They come with flaws that cannot be ironed out but- so long as the job gets done- it doesn't matter, does it?

Words: 22020, Chapters: 8/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Daniel Jacobi, Warren Kepler, Alana Maxwell, Mr. Cutter (mentioned)

Relationships: Daniel Jacobi/Warren Kepler, Daniel Jacobi & Alana Maxwell, Daniel Jacobi & Warren Kepler & Alana Maxwell, Alana Maxwell/Original Character

Additional Tags: oh man, pre hephaestus, Trans Daniel Jacobi, NSFW, sex happens, face fucking, Blow Job, Riding, the violence isn't too graphic, Minor Character Death, Kepler and jacobi are? mirrors, trans alana maxwell, it's not important to the story, its important to me, fake marriage au

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2lYPv1j