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[hexagonalhavoc]

Can I request The Hax Characters With a cuddly sleepy reader hcs

Hex characters with a sleepy, cuddly reader hc’s

[Author’s Note: Heck yeah, stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing being a sleepy lil guy] 

Lionel: 

He doesn’t get very much sleep because he’d rather play or program his games later on in the day but he’ll chill in the same room as you. 

Lionel isn’t really a cuddler but he’ll let you lean against him. 

You’re probably the reason why he’s starting to have a better sleep schedule. 

He’s a pretty decent artist because he designs all the visual aspects of his games so he might sketch you while you’re sleeping. He’s very shy about showing you these sketches because he doesn’t want to come off as weird.

Carla: 

Carla loves to cuddle but she can’t sit still. 

She has so many stuffed animals you can cuddle with in her absence and a bunch of cool blankets with different designs on them. 

Before you moved in together she would fall asleep with you on Discord calls. 

Before she started dating you she would listen to asmr so she would recommend you some channels she liked. She would watch the funny ones with you in bed.

Reggie: 

If you’re asleep in front of other people he’ll make it very clear that no one should disturb your rest. 

Reggie has different records that he can play on the gramophone if you prefer music while you’re sleeping. If you don’t he can make the inn silent.

Will hum to you as you fall asleep.

Life can be so stressful so he’s just happy to see that you’re resting.

Jeremiah:

Jeremiah is a very awkward cuddler so in the beginning you’ll be initiating most of it. 

Even if you’re bundled up in blankets he’ll still give you his cloak.

He doesn’t need sleep but will sleep next to you if it’s something you want him to do. 

He likes listening to the sound of your heartbeat, it becomes his favorite sound to fall asleep to.

Chef Bryce: 

Bryce prefers to be moving and doing something but he considers all time with you to be precious, even if it’s sleeping. 

He may not fall asleep but he’ll use that opportunity to practice meditation, breathing exercises, or reflect on his day. 

He likes to tell you about the silly dreams he had when he wakes up and he likes to hear about your dreams. 

He doesn’t sleep with a lot of blankets so you can have as many as you like but he will steal your pillows. 

Lazarus: 

Laz is always tired even if he gets an appropriate amount of rest which is rare. 

He’ll sleep along with you no matter the time or the place. 

I saw a drawing of him with long hair once so that’s now my headcanon for him. His hair is super long and will get everywhere while you two are sleeping. It’s normal to wake up with some of his hair in your mouth. 

He likes to hold your hand while sleeping so he’s still connected to you. 

Chandrelle: 

Chandrelle talks in her sleep and it can be really funny sometimes. 

She’s a little grumpy when she first wakes up but then again she’s grumpy all the time. 

Before she met you she was fine with sleeping alone but now if she wants to sleep she needs you to cuddle her. 

She uses some of the items and potions from her game to create skincare products so that you two have a fun nighttime spa routine. 

Sado: 

Doesn’t need to sleep but enjoys sleeping anyways. 

She’s always hyper aware of everything meaning it’s hard for her to fall asleep. Your cuddles do help her get calm and cozy. 

Unfortunately her hyper awareness means that even the most faintest sound or a slight change in temperature will wake her up. 

She enjoys building a huge pillow fort for the both of you to sleep in. This pillow fort will literally defy the laws of time and space.

Irving: 

Irving doesn’t really understand that people need to rest so he ends up pushing other people and himself to the limit. 

It’ll take some persuasion but you can get him to fall asleep with you. You tell him that you’ll only take a five minute nap and it ends up being hours later before either of you wake up. 

He thinks resting makes him weak but he loves holding you and making you feel safe. He tells himself that he’s only resting for you and won’t admit that he genuinely enjoys his downtime with you. 

He prefers to sleep and cuddle with you on a couch so that he can get up easily if his work requires him to do so. 

First Person Perspective: 

It’s hard to tell if he sleeps or not but he’s always down for cuddling with you. 

If you fall asleep and he needs to go somewhere he’ll just carry you around, he doesn’t really care who’s watching. It’s just comforting to have you close by. 

He loves glow in the dark stuff so if the both of you have a room at the inn it will be covered in those glow in the dark stars that stuck on ceilings. 

He’s great to cuddle with because he’s really good at staying still. 

Rust McClain: 

This man is so tired but will not sleep unless you drag him to bed. 

Even when he’s no longer in Waste World he insists on looking out for danger. After what happened in his game it’s hard for him to feel safe but he’ll sleep if you really want him to. 

He enjoys cuddling with you but you can only do it once he has all of his accessories off otherwise it’s going to be very uncomfortable. 

He loves sleeping to the sound of rain. If it’s raining he’ll start to fall asleep even if he doesn’t mean to.

[realmonsterboyhours]

i was wondering what would an argument with the dons look like? i’m guessing that if there are arguments it’s usually with only one of the dons, but what if s/o got into an argument with all of them?

Arguments with the dons HCs

Tw: Confrontation, yelling, angst, mention of drug use.

Single arguments

Zhuk

It takes A LOT to get Zhuk to snap. He's pretty much a pillar of unbothered Russian beefcake, so you really gotta try to get him upset.

He's typically the most protective, and generally a bit jealous/showboat-y.

Arguments with him would likely stem from some sort of jealous anger he harbored. Something like you letting a friend get too close, or spending too much time with the other dons.

He is definitely the type to let things boil over until he explodes. It's like a firework. It's sudden, it's loud, it's explosive, and it ends just as quickly as it started.

He is the quickest to double back. In an instant he is apologizing, it's sincere every time, and he instantly is giving you what you need. Comfort, or space, he'll respect it.

Not the type to play victim, he'll always own up to his temper.

Gio

Boy oh boy this one has a short fuse. Easily the one you would have the most arguments with. He would argue with a plastic bag if he could.

Gio tends to look for perfection, and is a bit controlling. It's all in good nature though, he's looking to keep you happy, healthy, and safe because he cares about you and he wants to keep you for as long as possible. Sometimes he just forgets the human emotion part of the equation.

Honestly? He'd argue with anyone over just about anything. We've mentioned before as an example, sneaking snacks into the Estate despite the rigid dietary plan he has set in place. Everyone eats healthy, balanced meals that are controlled based on dietary needs, etc. So if he caught you with snacks he would likely pop off. This is just one of a million examples.

Arguing with him is scary. He's loud, he's animated, and if he loses his cool enough I personally headcanon that the bits of eldritch horror monster come out.

He's difficult to get to apologize. When you do get an apology it's likely emotional but feels still insincere if only because he has a hard time with the concept of human emotions.

Scarabee

This don is a bit of a coin toss.

He can be either completely calm, or hopping mad, and there's really no rhyme or reason to any of it.

Though he may randomly be in bad moods it's typically due to his lack of sleep which he finds infuriating.

Typically I really only see him arguing with the s/o if say they snuck into his workshop or if they hurt him somehow.

Again, his anger is usually out of care. You could seriously hurt yourself if you get into some of the magical stuff he has in his workshop.

His arguing would also be scary but for a different reason. Despite perhaps an immediate outright argument Scarabee typically favors the "silent" arguments. Where you frantically explain yourself while he's sitting with crossed arms over his chest and his eyebrow cocked.

Scarabee is a rather prideful man, so it's unlikely you would ever get him to admit he's wrong. He may apologize for whatever he needs to but actually admitting he was wrong? Miss him with that.

Afterwards he's likely to be a bit recluse. His method of healing is typically isolation to process his emotions and think things through logically.

Cia

Oh I've been WANTING to talk about Cia's issues.

Cia has intense anger issues that he almost never shows anyone if he can help it. These issues stem from his fights in his underground ring and the stress of fighting for his life once a month or so.

His anger issues come from the anger he feels when he's forced to fight and hurt or kill people, he's angry and full of "big" emotions, but with an immediate outlet of being able to use the adrenaline to lash out. So he displays the anger issues with withdrawing and remaining to himself. He's gotta find something to do physically or he will lose his god damn mind.

Usually he end up arguing over you not taking care of yourself, or if you hurt yourself.

Arguments with him start calm, and escalate quickly when he starts getting mad. Then they always seem to end abruptly when he has to storm off because he's afraid of lashing out on you.

He is always quick to apologize once he has calmed down. He'll blame himself for the argument typically, he'll own up to his shortcomings. He's upset with himself for his behavior and his anger. He hates himself for having thoughts of ever hurting you and that guilt always eats at him for several days after.

Bajo

Arguably the hardest to argue with. Bajo is passionate, loving, sweet, playful, kind, and not very jealous. If you push him away his main goal is to prove to you without having to say it that he will be there for you even if you don't want him to be.

I really only think I could see him arguing with someone if they sort of attacked him personally. Insulting him truthfully, hurting him with intent to hurt him, making fun of him or pulling a low blow and bringing up his previous drug addiction in a harmful way

An argument with him would depend on the nature of the argument. If you got him angry he would likely just dip into his native tongue and talk fast. He'd never raise his voice at you or at Cia though. Or if he's upset less than angry he would probably end up quieter, listening to your side and try to understand the issue.

Bajo is the first to apologize if he's done something wrong. But if you had pulled a low blow on him about the drug problems or the likes I wouldn't expect an apology, or even talking to him for a while, while he evaluates everything. Someone who would do that to him when he loved them so much would be incredibly harmful to him

[kackzsuki]

CLASS 1A MINECRAFT SERVER HEADCANONS !!

currently have been playing way too much minecraft nowadays and i wondered what it'd be like if class 1-a did the same.

hcs under cut !!

<3

koda tames all the animals he sees. this caused him too have the largest mc animal farm 1-a has had the pleasure to see

he only eats bread, apples, and baked potatoes since he doesn't like killing any of the animals, even in minecraft.

the bakusquad live in this insane mansion that sero and kaminari built. it has like, 15 rooms and all that.

bakugo, unlike koda, kills every single mob he sees.

when bakugo’s in a pissy mood, he’d log on the server just to mine. It calms him down.

kirishima joins him most of the time as extra inventory space (the company's enough)

mina, tsuyu and uraraka make cute little cottages, gardens and basically very cottagecore builds!

iida likes doing redstone, and the house he, Midoriya, Shinsou, (YES, shinsou is an honorary class 1a member) and Todoroki live in is FILLED with redstone traps to avoid being griefed. (by bakugo)

shinsou plays minecraft instead of sleeping (sometimes he plays bedwars or skyblock. for variety)

usually, it's him and bakugou who's online at the oddest times.

they also go mining together when kirishima isn't online.

uraraka shares a house with tsuyu (it's hello kitty and keroppi themed, they got that idea from hagakure)

tsuyu likes adventuring out with midoriya, shoji, kirishima, and todoroki!

todoroki only tags along with midoriya and the others during adventuring because he doesn’t know what you’re really supposed to do in minecraft.

kirishima, midoriya and todoroki suck at navigating their way back to their base, so tsuyu and shoji lead them back.

everyone goes to bakugou for armor or tools!!!! (because he mines a lot)

kirishima and bakugo share a room, since bakugo requested it to be so damn big, and he didnt know what to do with the space so he just asked kirishima to room with him.

kirishima decorated it with flowers, bookshelves and other stuff to make it look less dull since bakugo’s room was literally just a bed, some chests, a furnace, and a crafting table.

tooru makes really cute sanrio themed builds!! they’re very colorful and her house is just a giant wool replica of my melody

she picks flowers for her garden, where she has her pet bees in

everyone goes to Sato when they don’t have enough resources, since sato seems to have almost everything in very big amounts (known as the server's "catalog")

he manages a huge farm, as well. He has chests filled with wheat, potatoes, carrots etc.

tokoyami has a cave base. he didnt put any torches, so mobs always spawn.

crowned as the server's bat man because of all the bats in his cave base

aoyama has a diamond castle as a base,,, like those bases we built the first time we played minecraft except,,, fancier

(no one knows how he got so much diamonds, but they dont really question it.)

kirishima crowned himself mayor of a village, and spends his time on minecraft maintaining the farm, fighting pillagers, and trading with villagers.

he redecorated the village with flowers and vines :)) uraraka and mina helped!!

ojiro just plays the game normally. (at least he tries to when class 1-a's shenanigans aren't so disruptive)

ojiro was the first to get to the nether ( he has a base there, too)

MOMO AND JIROU SHARE A HOUSE. BC I SAID SO. its rustic and cozy

everyone goes to momo for potions!! she loves making them and makes tons of them!

jirou spent most of her time trying to get every single minecraft music disk. denki would help when he can.

once she did get them all, she wouldn’t stop playing them. everytime you pass by momojirou's territory, you'd either hear mellohi or cat.

^^ its bc momo listens to cat while she makes potions :))

“Hey, jirou? can you play the song?” “Sure thing!”

mineta is banned from the server for trolling and hax. (he wasn't in the server's whitelist and tried to get in by force. they gave him a chance, but his behavior in the server caused him a ban :))

[oflostinfound]

🧇- what’s my muse’s favorite breakfast? give daily dose of hax facts...

HC Memes

|| 💛 ||: ❝ I'm a simple daemon, I'm always a fan of scrambled eggs and bacon with toast- and with some yogurt. Gotta have a well rounded first meal. ❞

[realmonsterboyhours]

dons with an s/o who has a resting bitch face, but in actuality is a big sweetheart?

Dons with an s/o with RBF HCs.

Oh as a woman with RBF but a sweet (mostly) personality I feel this one! It's a bit shorter though.

Zhuk

This man. He swears that something is wrong even when you're great.

He is a hypocrite because he also has RBF like a motherfucker.

You try bringing this up and he'll very plainly say "This is just my face"

When it happens he tends to sit you down and ask what's wrong. Eventually he'll learn that this just happens for you and that your face naturally rests like that.

It makes your smile so much better when he does see it.

Gio

He thinks he's done something to upset you.

He doesn't understand human emotion well, but when you physically look upset and tell him in a sweet voice that you aren't he realizes he understands humans even less than he thought.

He's bringing you some of your favorite small things here and there just to make sure you aren't upset.

He may in the future be a bit unsure of when you're actually upset and may not ask as a result. It's not that he doesn't care, he just can't tell the difference between your face normally and when you're actually upset.

Scarabee

This man straight up doesn't notice.

No for real.

He also has RBF so he just knows you are genuinely so sweet and loving and that he adores your face.

The first time the other dons mention it would be the first time he even remotely notices and even then he still just thinks it's completely natural.

He does, however, begin checking in on your mood and health a bit more often from then on.

Cia

He's empathetic as fuck.

He can tell a rancid vibe from a million miles away and when he sees that face but doesn't feel those same normal feelings when someone is upset it throws him for a loop.

He'll ask you in the gentlest way possible how you're feeling. He's the most likely to ask a few times, even if it gets upsetting after a while.

He just has to know if you're okay so he can fix it if you aren't for some reason.

His goal from then on is to always have you smiling or laughing from jokes just so he knows for sure.

Bajo

He doesn't get it at all

He thinks instantly that he did something wrong, especially if you are only around him.

He doesn't mention it or bring it up but you do notice him bringing you small gifts, or little signs of affection that are uncharacteristically gentle and sheepish for him.

When you finally ask him he sorta quietly says he thought you were mad at him and he didn't know why.

When he finds out it's just how your face naturally sits he is so relieved and can't stop showering you in affection when he knows that you aren't upset.

[realmonsterboyhours]

Hello lovely!!! Can I ask if you have some HC about Gio and a reader who really likes to eat? kinda eats a lot of EVERYTHING Your work is adorable 💜💜💜💜

Heya darling, sorry about the wait! HCs and requests had to take a back burner while life got a little too much! But I figured I could try and bang out some smaller ones if I have the mental capacity tonight.

Warnings: Talk of eating, could be potentially triggering.

Gio with an s/o who likes eating HCs

Firstly, Gio adores how much you like trying new foods. He's excited to try out new recipes and really test his culinary skills when he finds out that you like everything.

He spends hours preparing the best foods you can imagine. He is a total snob about making things from scratch, especially traditional Italian dishes.

He spends a lot of time experimenting with dishes from different cultures and makes sure to get you your favorite dishes whenever you want.

It's also not uncommon to spend the day in the city or across the world on shopping sprees with this don. As such, it's fairly common to end up at restaurants through out the world for fully authentic cuisines.

The hard part about Gio is that he always emphasizes healthy foods. He never means it negatively, it just ties in with his stunted emotional comprehension.

When he tells you he wants you to eat healthy it isn't negative. He simply wishes to keep you healthy to keep you around as long as he can possibly have you. He wants you healthy physically, and mentally which he knows is often times a result of proper lifestyle habits.

He knows when to fold though, if you truly don't want his advice or opinions he can drop it and will simply bask in the joy of seeing you look so happy when you get a delicious bite of his food.

At the end of the day, gift giving is sort of his love language and giving you the gift of great food is the best gift he could ever get back.

[realmonsterboyhours]

Oh the scale of an emotional pregnant woman to that one episode of of spongebob, how often does Chamie cry?

When is this boy not crying?

Chamie will cry over literally anything, but he also has incredible emotional rebound if you so much as flash him, or give him a rock or snack.

Examples of things Chamie has cried over:

Not being given tibby

The mere concept of taxes

Jazz hiding his yarn

Losing his yarn and claiming Jazz took it

Eating his candy too fast and getting a timmy ache

Having to get a bath because he rolled in garbage

"It's my smell, I made it!"

Running out of snacks

Not being allowed to pick the movie for movie night.

Being told he can't keep whatever animal he brought in the house

That same rule being enforced when Ren takes whatever wild animal it was and puts it back outside.

Not being able to spell or count

Separation anxiety

[realmonsterboyhours]

Anguism (GodNaga!Beej Lore Post)

This is something I’ve had in the works for a while. I wanted to expand on GodNaga!Beej’s lore, and the religion practices Scarabee would use. Please note that this is a false practice, created so we wouldn’t end up offending anyone who practices real religion when we talk about Scarabee. Everything you will need will be below the cut! Trigger warnings: Mention of blood, mention of violence.

Anguism- A religious belief system worshiping Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice, an eldritch abomination. Also known as a “God of serpents”

(Anguis = Snake/Serpent in latin since he predates christ)

Origin of Betelgeuse:

Born from the explosive creation of the second brightest star in the constellation Orion, Betelgeuse was the product of a spare fragment of the star colliding to the planet earth which had disrupted a snake den. Thousands of years later an earthquake shook the remains free from the rubble of the long-forgotten den. What was released was a horrific creature, half-man, half-snake.

In his search for purpose, the beast found refuge in cave systems where he resided for thousands of years that unbeknownst to him was rather close to where a small settlement of early humans would eventually reside. Revered for his strange shape, and his immense power it wasn't long until the locals had begun seeking him out for protection and prosperity.

In return for their praise and sacrifices, he offered the humans protection, and for centuries he served them. Night after night he would watch out for the members of their small town, returning children lost in the forest, blessing crops, and livestock. The people worshiped the serpent for generations, passing beliefs, prayers, sacrifice ideals, and the likes down from father to son and so forth.

As time moved forward and with the rapid spread of Christianity, the few faithful followers took to his shrine where they wrote everything they could in books, scrolls, and tomes. The history, and practice all were archived and stored in a small temple where worshipers would come to pray or leave their offerings.

Misfortune struck the village when they were attacked, raided for their ‘false God’, and the settlement was burnt to near ashes. All remaining members of the religion were taken by those who lead the raid, never to be seen again.

In a furious rage, the serpent emerges, thus begins a great wipe of carnage and destruction. The snake god had taken on a form even his most devout followers would likely have not recognized. Those who witnessed it had gone mad, or simply dropped where they stood, their minds not able to comprehend what they had seen. The rage took place for days, those who were ordered to try and subdue the monster lost their lives, like lambs to slaughter until the great beast settled after day three.

Shocked and appalled by the state he found his beloved village, he retreats, with the last of his strength he retrieves the books and scrolls and hides them away within his own temple, protected with the last of his magical ability before he collapses, only to wake seasons later bound in chains to a large pillar in the broken remains of his once-grand temple’s atrium, where he remains, locked and powerless for centuries, hidden away in the ruins of his only home, defeated and left with the weight of guilt of his followers' lost lives and his inability to protect them.

Practice Belief:

The main focus of his belief is based on trust, blind obedience, and sacrifice. In return, you receive a benevolent God, and those who earn his favor will be gifted with immortality, or an afterlife to serve him.

Worshipers:

Anyone can worship this God, but the hidden knowledge often times makes it nearly impossible to hear of or practice so the religion is quite small. Worshipers gain favor over time in their trust, tasks given to them by the beast. Sacrifices and gifts are also required. This ‘level’ makes the majority of his worship. Most followers of his fall under this category. In basics, you simply serve him, and in return, he will help when called upon.

Devotees:

Devotees are a group of individuals that have earned his respect. These individuals are blessed with the ability to see their God first hand, or may be requested or summoned when he may need. He may telepathically visit these followers with insight to their future, if they are in danger, or other things similar.

Marked:

Also known as ‘priests’ of his religion.

Those who are marked have earned his highest favor. In a way, he has claimed them with a mark that will bond those marked with him forever. Those who are marked may expect eternal life serving him. Those who are marked would be offered the knowledge written in ancient times. Special powers would be granted, typically powers manipulating shadows, or altering one’s own body are gifted. “Priests” or those who are marked will be taught the serpentine language that is exclusively distinct to the beast. Only the most devout, trusting, and self-sacrificing would ever be considered to be marked.

Tools of practice:

Tools of practice are very aligned with an eclectic pagan. Divination tools and ceremonial daggers are primarily used tools. Presents and gifts from the beast should also be used in practice, including protective jewelry and collars from him. The use of alcohol is also strongly suggested, and nearly every spell, and offering to the serpent includes dark alcohols. Of all tools used it is important to note that intent, trust, and faith will always be the backbone of this religion. Those who cannot simply trust cannot worship this deity.

True magic versus spell working:

There is a stark difference between true magic, and spell working within this religion.

Spell working can be done within any level of this worship. Spell working would include making things like spell jars, candle magic, divination, offerings and prayer.

True magic is only accomplished by those with the serpent’s mark. Users of true magic are gifted from the serpent himself and typically have abilities that control shadows, or manipulate their own form at will.

Common historical offerings for Beetlejuice:

-Gold, jewelry, coins, money, jewels. -Small offerings of virgin blood. He was known for feeding directly from them or through small vials. -Livestock, raw red meat, hearty breads -Alcohol -Personal letters of devotion -Acts of devotion could be protecting those at risk, protecting and caring for the shrines, caring for snakes.

Common modern offerings for Beetlejuice:

-Dark alcohol. -Red meats and hearty breads. -Coins and special trinkets. -Acts of devotion include protecting those in need, caring for snakes, and if allowed visiting him, or communicating with or praying to him.

Common themes or repeating imagery: 

-Snakes, crows, beetles -Green, black, white, gold -Elements of earth and fire -Bones and ash/soot -Mist/fog -Autumn -Bogs and open fields -Shadows -Broken glass/chains/broken stones -Old books -Dark blood like that found in veins -Things repeating in threes -Ouroboros

The mark

Being marked by the serpent God is something akin to a marriage but not in the traditional ideas. It binds you two forever, it shows both himself and the recipient just how much they mean to one another. The mark is given usually in private, a small ceremony between the two may be held, usually pertaining to drinking, sharing a meal, sharing some form of promises and then finally the mark is given when the serpent bites you and pours some of his own power into the recipient. The mark heals quickly and the bite leaves a very small marking of a snake on the skin of the one he marked, that spot will work as not only his vow to you but when either party touches the mark the other will feel a warm feeling spread from it. It can be used as a sort of built in security system that the God uses to warn the recipient of danger. Very few have ever been marked, he does not take it lightly.  In current official lore Scarabee Shoggoth is the only surviving marked/priest, and in the past only three others had ever been marked who were taken away during the attack on his temple. He to this day does not know what happened to them, their marks have long since gone cold, and their life force had gone during his years of unconsciousness. He mourns them greatly and every 100 years on the anniversary of what he presumes are their deaths he pays respect to his lost followers.

Information about Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice himself.

Appearance:

His most typical appearance is as naga, about a 10 foot tall. His tail is thick and constrictor like, black and white stripes that are slightly iridescent in certain lighting, with black ventral plates. His upper body is large, he has quite a bit of muscle from the way he moves around, large arms, broad shoulders, and well defined back muscles. His chest is also quite strong. His stomach has a lot of muscle but a thick covering of fat that makes him look quite chubby. He has long black hair that falls down past his shoulders and chest, usually to rib length. Can be straight or wavy and messy. His hair is styled in a half shave with a few braids that are beaded with gold. His ears are pointed, he has two small black horns on the top of his head that curl in and back. He's got several piercings, and wears almost exclusively gold and emeralds. Around his waist is a black and white striped cloth that he can be drawn without.

It should be mentioned that he can control his form at will. He can make himself smaller, bigger, human, naga, snake, or otherwise strange monster form that is unfit for human eyes.

In his human form he is tall, similarly shaped as his naga form in terms of body size. He typically wears dark colors, favoring blacks, gold, and dark green or jewel tones. His hair is still long, coming to about his collar bone.

Personality:

Rough, abrasive, and more than a bit full of himself. He can be selfish and jaded, he's quick to anger, and he's quick to punish. He very much embodies the act first and ask questions later. He can be a bit quick to jump to conclusions and can be very hard to get to know. Can be quite a trickster, often cat-like and chaotic. He gets a sick rise out of terrifying newcomers just for fun.

Things to consider for self-ship:

Obviously this is completely open ended for you the reader/viewer/shipper to do whatever you wish with the story or ideas you have, but these may help you make some decisions!

He is meant to sort of have a pre-existing relationship with Scarabee. They are in fact some sort of romantically inclined. Proving your loyalty to Scarabee would likely bleed over to the deity over time. Self shipping with Scarabee and GodNaga!Beej as a poly deal is a common mode for sure, however, if poly isn’t your thing or you don’t want to ship with Scarabee at all, you could just as well meet him without Scarabee’s help. He’s open ended for the ease of the reader to write/draw/hc/or do whatever they want. It’s also important to note that while he is rough and abrasive, he is not incapable of feeling emotions like love, and lust and the likes, he us just far less likely to experience it than others might. He tends to get a bit confused by affection, and isn’t quite sure what to do with it, but it IS a massive ego boost for him.

Trivial facts:

-We nicknamed him ‘Snubban’ for “Snake Husband”. -He has a potent aphrodisiac venom. -He can and will give you a golden collar or bracelet if you don’t want to be marked, or just if you offer yourself to him. -Nicknames from him are typically akin to small animal names like “Rabbit” “Mouse” “Little Pet” “Lamb” etc. -He does in fact shed! Usually once a year, often gets real bratty and princess-like, making Scarabee come down to help him with the shed since it’s so itchy. -He usually stays within his temple, but he does in fact visit the estate as an extended universe character, and also has been known to simply venture out to see what humans are up to in his human form sometimes. -Scarafaggio and him would have crossed paths in their time on the earth. We’re still ballparking ideas on that. -My HC for his voice would be similar to Thresh from League of Legends. -

[realmonsterboyhours]

how would the dons react if their s/o was taken hostage? whether it’s because they have personal business with the dons or s/o? and also s/o was a little roughed up as well. fee free to delete if this makes you uncomfortable.

The dons' s/o taken hostage / hurt to comfort

It does not make me uncomfortable <3 As a general note to anyone wondering, the only topic I'm not really willing to write about is anything specifically politically charged. It never hurts to ask! I've lived a long and terrible life, so I have plenty of experience. If you wanna ask for something that tends to be a bit "uncomfy" for other writers then that's fine! Feel free to ask, worst case is I just delete it.

Fun fact! I actually had a dream about the dons where I was in this exact situation! So some of the responses may be inspired from that

Tw: Kidnapping, taken hostage, death, talk of gore, talk of torture, generally a darker piece that I'll put below the cut!

Zhuk

When you went missing he went utterly nuts.

There's no way you would have just silently left all that you had here, there's no way his adored partner would have just taken off, and definitely not without a word.

In an instant he's rallying the other dons for a game plan to find you.

When they get the info they need on where you are you're gonna have to bet on this war-beast of a man. Because he's there to fuck shit up, and take names.

He's walking in calmly to the room your kept, with a smile, nodding to the others or his clones to "Escort my love back home".

When you're taken back home, and are safely away Zhuk is absolutely going to go nuts on whoever it was that took you.

Their cries will fall sickeningly silent quite literally under his feet, because he doesn't even deem them worth spending ammunition on, not when brute strength and a well placed boot do just as well.

When he comes home he's making you a strong drink, having you patched up, and he's spending the rest of the evening with you wrapped up in his arms.

He's doesn't remember the last time he cried, but he tonight. The thought of you hurting because of their business is almost enough for him to let you go, but he knows that ultimately you would be worse off without their protection and the idea of other problems you'd face would leave him feeling helpless. He'd spend the night swapping between comforting you with your favorite things, and silently crying while holding you tenderly so it doesn't hurt.

Gio

He is likely the most outright calm of the bunch when he finds you've gone missing.

He somehow always has a sense of where you are, he figures it's just because he loves you so much. Maybe it's a benefit of being some kind of eldritch horror monster.

Whichever it is, he doesn't feel the need to alert the others. That would only cause a massive panic. Not when he has it handled.

The perks of being a eldritch demon shapeshifter of sorts seem endless when sneaking into a warehouse full of opposing bad guys would be that its much easier to actually sneak in unannounced.

Whether it's turning himself to one of the captors, or straight up turning into shadows or smoke of some kind he's getting in that locked room and he's instantly teleporting you home with him with a snap of his fingers.

Though it's much less eventful than the other dons, that's because Gio likes to keep you out of his mafia business as much as possible. What you don't know is the terrifying swell of rage inside him where he's already sent in his clones to torture them for information.

He's going to patch you up himself. Whether it's him or the other dons, Gio is the one among them who is actually medically trained as much as Scarabee likes to tell you he's also trained medically sometimes balms and salves aren't a good enough replacement for a well thrown stitch or two.

He would ask you if you wanted to see the others, or if it was too much right now and just wanted him, or if you wanted to be alone. He would obviously respect your wishes, but if you were silent he would opt to take you to see the others and sit around with them all quietly in the smoking lounge.

You do notice, however, that he's not letting you go, even when he snaps at Scarabee for wanting to put some of his home-made remedies on your beautiful stitches!

He's spending the next few nights awake, keeping an eye out for you. You would have a clone personally assigned to you. Likely Cici who is arguably his most terrifying clone, but would be soft and gentle with you when ordered from the boss.

Scarabee

At first, he doesn't quite know you're missing. He has shadows all over the estate but he doesn't know until a clone reports you missing to him.

His dead heart drops to his stomach.

He's asking his patron God where you are, the answer is clear and exact. He knows in n instant exactly what us happening and he's taking off without a word.

If you thought Zhuk was bad. Oh boy.

His clones are all called out, they swarm the entire building and let me tell you, the noises you would hear are not for the faint of heart.

A group would retreat to your room where they may attempt to hold you hostage at gunpoint unless they all stop.

You're freaking out but Bee just gives you the sweetest smile and walks closer and closer. He can smell the fear and bluff in these guys' veins.

He's going to take you into his arms and he's gonna cover your ears and just do his best to get you out of the room

But you will never unfortunately forget the sight of a Naga Deity splitting his mouth open to literally eat the poor saps who threatened and hurt you.

Once you're home he's bringing you begrudgingly to Gio for medical care. As much as he knows his stuff would work, he knows everyone else would also be more comfortable with Gio's help.

He's still gonna put his own balms and salves on it once he's done though.

He's not letting you off his lap, he himself is going to smoke down a few more cigarettes than normal tonight, and any fleeting hope of sleeping that night or that week even for him is completely dashed away.

He's going to spend the night with you in his arms, in his bed, stroking your hair as gently as possible and promising to do better.

He would end up likely giving you a little snake bracelet or piece of jewelry of your choice that would tip him off to when things are wrong or where you are if need be. It would be the only comfort he would have for a while.

Cia

He's tipped off to your absence by a clone, or by you not showing up to his pub like you two had been planning for tonight.

He's leaving a clone to watch the pub, and he's frantically headed home to let the others know. He's going to take at very least Zhuk with him. He's not as personally fond of getting his hands bloodied up again as funny as that is coming from the don who literally runs a bare knuckle boxing ring.

His goal is to get in there, and get you the fuck out.

It's likely with their clones combined that it's a rather easy process. Especially with Zhuk as blood-lusty as he is looking when he's also told you're missing.

So when they find you it's a quick in and out. You're worried for Zhuk but Cia is just getting you into the car where he's gonna start on some basic wound care that he's experienced at somehow.

When Zhuk returns they take you home, bring you to Gio, and by then it's basically a family affair. The others would respect your wishes if you wanted to be alone with any one of them but they won't let you be entirely alone after that. Especially not Cia.

He's holding you in the smoking lounge, keeping you impossibly close, and he's nursing something himself that's strong and dark.

He'll offer to make you a drink as well if you want it to help take the edge off.

Once he gets you to sleep he's spending the whole night sleeping by your side with a couple clones posted up around to keep an eye on everything. Though his Chamie clone will absolutely try to sneak in some love for himself because he was scared of losing you extra.

Bajo

He's tipped off when he heads to your room or any of your normal spots and you're nowhere to be found. That's unlike you at all.

But something just doesn't feel right.

He sends out all his clones to try and find you. They end up finding clues for your abduction and they all report back. He'll send out all the clones to search high and low at every possible place.

He's letting the others know and before they can stop him he's off to find you as well.

When the dons all finally show up, taking care of everything is easy. That's the perks of having 5 demon lovers.

But when Bajo finds you it's dramatic. He's kissing the breath out of your lungs, he's trembling and nearly crying because the other dons may have had experience with similar, but this would be Bajo's first.

He's personally taking you back home, and having Gio patch you back up.

He gets whatever you need, water, helps you bathe, he runs drugs and getting you pain relief is no problem. He'll keep you pin free and loved.

The others know he's taking it hard so they let him have you for a while. He'll be selfish and keep you to himself for as long as the two of you need.

He'll be there to listen if you need to talk, or he'll be there to distract you if that is what you prefer.

From there on he's assigning you a clone for a while. Your favorite clone, and if need be, he'll swap them out so you at least don't get bored. But he has to make sure you're safe. He can't lose you.

It was his first ever run in with losing someone he truly loved, and he can't even begin to imagine losing you permanently. He knows he will eventually, but until then, he's gonna milk all the time and love from you he can.

[realmonsterboyhours]

oh god that touch starved post was *chef’s kiss* immaculate. so, how would the dons react to s/o doing something really adorable just out of the blue. if you need an example say something like a tiny sneeze or just doing a little squeal at something that’s cute. i don’t really know something like that. love ya :)

The dons with a cute s/o

Lemme just start with I love everything about this ask. I'm gonna go with just little cute things I can think of for each.

Zhuk

The first time he hears you let out a tiny little giddy squeal when you see an animal he nearly has a heart attack.

Who touched his sweetheart? Who's going to die now? He's ready to instant transmission and break a foot off in their ass.

When he also sees the animal he just has to join in being excited about it. This man is an animal lover after all.

From then on he notices the little noise when you see something that is adorable he can't help but watch you with softened eyes and a smitten smile.

He'll prop his head up in his hand and he'll stare at you lovingly while you have your moment.

He knows he has to marry you. This being one of a million reasons he feels this way.

Gio:

How do you give back to someone who gives you so much? Little heartfelt gifts of course! The Estate's grounds are expansive if you like to wander its easy to find rocks that remind you of him. Or if you're more into crafting with your hands I'm sure there's things out there you could make for him!

The first time he gets a gift from you he's a bit confused. He doesn't quite get it but he knows whatever this thing is came from a good place. Even if it's just a rock.

Over time he gets used to the gifts, and even begins to really enjoy and adore them.

It's so sweet how much you want to give back, even if you can't give him the same as he can give you.

It becomes customary, regularly you leave little gifts in his office or in his room, and each time his eyes soften and he melts a bit inside.

When you come back the present is always gone, you aren't sure if he just tosses them out or what, it's unlikely that a man of his tastes would truly enjoy home made gifts.

But what you don't know is he's having to plan a new closet or display case to be added to his office where he can keep all these gifts. He's kept every single one.

Scarabee

The first time Scarabee heard you let out the faintest moan was the night you came to him, sore and tired.

The others had told you about his magical massages and they weren't kidding.

Once he heard the little breathy gasp and a soft moan he was instantly addicted. It becomes his favorite sound.

From then on he does whatever he can to make you make that noise when he sees you. He damn near makes it an afterlife goal.

If you're just chilling in the smoking room? He may come up and just rub your shoulders. Relaxing with him on the porch? He may rub your thigh just to hear it.

Every time he hears it, its like his heart threatens to beat again.

His eyes soften and he smiles very fondly which is a bit strange for someone like him.

The other dons may tease him for it, but he couldn't care less.

Cia

He first catches you singing in the shower. You were playing your favorite song, and singing your little heart out with the lyrics. He felt so moved.

In tune, out of tune, flat, whatever you sound like he fucking adores it.

He's fond of music, himself. Often singing old Irish drinking songs at his pub, or gathering his clones for a session with them.

From then on he's on a mission to learn the kind of music you like. He's listening in on the showers or taking note of what he can hear past your headphones.

He'll put a Playlist together to dance or sing with you. If you're shy about it he'll learn to play some of your favorite songs and sing them to you.

It becomes his favorite thing to do. Singing with you in the car when no one is around. Helping you do anything you like while playing the music.

It also doesn't matter what genre it is, seeing your eyes light up when your favorite song comes on is everything he could have asked for.

Bajo

He gets his first love note when you leave it on his nightstand to wake up to. Perhaps you were a bit shy about just how flirty he is, but you wanted him to know how you feel.

He's smitten more and more with every word.

He'll write you back that very morning. He'll craft a letter so beautiful you'll have to cry reading it, he just knows it.

He writes letters, he writes poetry, he writes little thoughts on sticky notes to give to you.

Each time you return a letter he falls harder and harder.

When you are sad it's not uncommon for him to sneak a letter beside you on the bed to wake up to.

Unspoken words can quickly become your love language.

Hope you like sappy, lovestruck loveletters because this don is absolutely gobsmacked with how much he loves and adores you.

[realmonsterboyhours]

do any of the dons want kids? what if their significant other doesn’t want kids? i just discovered the dons and I am IN LOVE 😍

The conglomerate and children HCs Tw: Pregnancy/Children/Tokophobia

Love the question! We actually JUST got into this discussion the night you sent this so it was pretty funny timing! So, I polled the group as best I could and it seemed like most agreed that this is the basis of it. Again, please remember that these boys are sorta meant to be a “Make what you want of it” sorta deal. You want kids? That's baller, have at em. Kids make you uncomfortable? You can just assume they can’t have kids with humans, or at all <3.

My personal headcanon is that the boys can’t knock up humans unless something really strange happened. It would have to be a major accident to get knocked up by one, or you’d have to be part demon yourself. Others have mentioned they don’t think that the dons can do it at all, and some have mentioned that they can but it’s a by choice sort of deal. Zhuk

He wants kids and a family SO much more than the other dons seem to (at least outright). He never got to experience being a dad when he was alive, and he wishes he could have that experience, especially when he meets you.

If you don’t want kids: He’ll never push you. He’ll possibly talk about adoption if it’s just a fear of pregnancy and not an issue with children, but if you don’t like kids he won’t bring it up again. He knows that it’s just as much your choice as it would be his, so he’ll respect your choices and silently hope that one day you’ll change your mind.

He’s a worrywart he won’t even consider it possible until you have been checked over by as many doctors and medical professionals as he can get you in to. His size makes him a bit nervous, especially if you’re a smaller partner.

If/when you do end up pregnant if you tell him he’s fully sobbing, he’s like smiling ear to ear, he’s scooping you up into his arms, and he’s kissing you all over. He doesn’t stop that ear to ear grin for WEEKS and when he sees that bump forming he’s not gonna stop talking to it, not gonna stop touching it and you. He’ll spend nights up just watching you breathe and watching your tummy move.

If/when you go into labor he’s PANICKING, He’s got like 42 diaper bags all full, and he’s READY to go to the hospital if you’re going there. Though, Gio absolutely advises an at-home birth for a half-demon baby.

When you have the kid, you can expect him to be the dadliest dad to ever dad. He’s telling the kid jokes, he’s buying it a bunch of clothes, he’s overprotective, he’s super ingrained in every aspect of his kid’s life.

Gio

Nope! Nu uh, no way. He’s not even convinced he can have children, and if he could he wouldn’t be willing to risk it with someone he loves. He can’t imagine that a half eldritch horror monster kid would be gentle on your body and he won’t risk it.

If you don’t want kids? Great! No worries!

If you want kids, he’s open for discussion on adoption, but that’s about it. He’ll be a good dad once one is adopted, he just will be unsure at first because he’s mainly afraid of himself hurting you or the kid.

But once he falls into the rhythm of it all, he’ll be more confident with his kids, even if they’re not actually his.

Scarabee

He’s unsure of what he wants at best. He’s neither for, nor against having children, but it’s likely he would lean away from kids more than wanting them. His practice is so dangerous it’s not something he wants to bring a child into.

If you don’t want kids? Great he’s all fine with that.

If you want them he’ll be gunshy about it. Probably would need a lot of convincing to do so.

If you end up pregnant he’ll absolutely freak out when he finds out. He’s probably not gonna sleep for days, or weeks even. Is he gonna be a good dad? Is this baby going to kill you? What the hell is going to happen?!

He’ll feel like he’s walking on eggshells the entire pregnancy, then when you finally go into labor he’ll be by your side through the whole thing.

He sorta expects that feeling of “instant love” when he holds the baby but he feels more than just love, he also feels the weight of a million worries settle in on his shoulders and it’s likely he may isolate some to cope with it. It’s nothing against you or your kid, this is just so much more than anything he was expecting and it’s a lot for him to take in and absorb.

When he comes around he’ll be a very confused dad. He won’t be sure how to do anything, you’ll likely have to teach him everything. It’s not uncommon for him to dump the kid off into Zhuk’s arms because he needs a break quicker than the others would.

Over time he’d be a bit more confident, but your kids’ childhood would be far from perfect with Scarabee as a father.

Cia

I’m not entirely sure how Cia would feel. I see him mainly being confused about the idea.

If you don’t want a kid it’s no skin off his nose or anything.

If you end up pregnant he’s absolutely going to feel like he stepped into a twilight zone when you tell him. It’ll take a few for his brain to reconnect with his body but once it does he’ll soften up.

For him, it’s more about seeing you happy than it is, being a father himself. He just wants to be able to give you anything you want, and if this is what makes you happy, so be it.

When you go into labor he’s gonna flip his shit and probably sprint to wherever you’re having the baby in the estate. He’s running around the entire estate throwing up iron crosses in each corner to keep the fae out. He’s not about to lose a newborn half-demon child to some goddamn fairies, especially not HIS.

He makes it back just in time for the baby’s birth, and when he holds it he feels warm and happy. He’ll be soft, and his eyes will be even softer while he talks to your kid and he can’t stop his smile when he sees you holding your child.

He’d likely be surrounding your child in iron it’s whole childhood. He never lets them outside alone with the fae around the estate. The kid will have an okay childhood, but he’s teaching them about the fae and doing everything he can to keep that part of his life separate from the kid. It’s not uncommon for his clones to be babysitting the kid during the day just to be safe.

Bajo

So recently, Yan (the creator of this don) told us that he would likely want a big family and would want to have kids probably just as badly as Zhuk.

If you don’t want kids, like Zhuk he may offer up the idea of adoption, but if not he always can visit the orphanages they run to get time with kids and feel like a father figure enough.

If you do want kids he’s gonna be so excited. If you’re having kids you’re gonna be put on the best prenatal healthcare you could imagine. He’s taking you to a bunch of appointments, and he’s making sure you’re as healthy as possible.

I hope you want multiples because he’s gonna want a few, and I like to imagine he’s pretty good at making twins/multiples.

When you tell him you’re pregnant his eyes are going to fill with shock, and then fill with immediate blind happiness. He’s sweeping you up and kissing you all over. He’ll be super over-protective for a long time. He’s probably not even gonna let the other dons spend time alone with you because he just changes so much when you end up pregnant.

When you go into labor he thinks you’re just joking, until he realizes you’re serious and then he’s summoning ALL his clones to get everything ready, to let the others know whats going on and in general he’s just doing everything he can to keep you happy, healthy and safe.

He’s gonna be such a good dad, he’ll be loving playing with the kids, joking with them. You’ll absolutely see him out in the garden showing them plants and flowers or playing outside with them where he can. A kid raised by Bajo would end up likely really funny, and a bit chaotic, but totally worth it when you see it has dad’s dimples!  

[realmonsterboyhours]

are you still taking requests for the dons? if so, how would they react to an s/o who (at the beginning of the relationship) cuddles a pillow whenever they sleep or nap because their s/o is touch starved? i tend to cuddle my pillow a lot and honestly i’m just craving for that affection haha

The Dons with a touch starved s/o HCs:

Good question my sweetest little bean <3

Zhuk:

He'll be the first to admit that he was utterly smitten seeing you curled up to a pillow.

He'll wonder what you're dreaming about, he'll wonder if that's what you look like holding onto him, and his heart just melts.

If he can't pry you from the pillows he will get more pillows for his bed that he swears are "totally unrelated".

We all know it's because he wants you to feel like you're holding onto his massive body, especially when he's away on mafia business.

He'll even leave you a sweater to wrap around the pillows and have his scent all over them for you. It's not perfect, but sometimes it does feel like he's laying beside you.

He has absolutely accidentally woken you up in his bed trying to replace the pillows with himself. He tries to be sneaky, but he's too big to do that.

If you ask him to come lay down with you while he is home he typically will put everything down to take a nap with you. He'll hold you in his massive arms and you feel impossibly safe wrapped up in your own giant monolithic teddy bear grip.

He has no need for sleeping outside of pleasure, but there are few things this man loves more than sleeping, so naps are absolutely one of his love languages.

Scarafaggio:

He wasn't sure what to think at first. You obviously craved physical attention, but being curled up to the pillow when he would come to lay down with you or check in on you confused him. Why would you not simply come curl up in his arms?

He makes it evident that he will spend time with you if asked. He's a bit more difficult than the other dons to get time with simply because he has a far harder time understanding human emotions since he had never been human.

He's trying, he really is.

When he notices you stirring in your sleep one night he'll gently take you into his arms away from the pillow and he'll stroke along your back and your hair.

When you settle down he realizes you really just want to feel his touch. It clicks.

From there he's on a regular schedule with you. Whenever you come to bed he will head to bed with you, gather you into his arms, and he will spend hours just showering you with affection.

Outside of the bedroom he finds himself touching you whenever he can find the chance. Passing by you in the kitchen with his hand brushing along your shoulders, gathering you into his lap when he smokes a cigar in the smoking lounge, holding your hand just to kiss it.

Scarabee:

He'll be the first to admit that he was the last to notice. Scarabee is woefully aloof, especially at night. His nightmares keep him awake almost constantly, so he's almost never in bed.

Never fear, this man is a king of touch.

Once he figures out what was going on after likely being told by the dons, he is going to spoil you with it.

We often talk of Scarabee's love language being massages/aftercare, so he'll make a habit of giving you a super relaxing massage right before you go to bed.

When he realizes that you hold onto him at night his nightmares slowly fade he'll probably be almost clingy. He can finally get the sleep he wants to have desperately but only if you're in his arms, or if he's even in yours.

I like to lowkey think that Scarabee secretly loves being a little spoon. Your breath on his neck or your nose nestled into his back or the way he can feel your heartbeat patter against his back is all so comforting it knocks him out fast just being held himself.

If he's going away on business he will absolutely leave a clone for you to hold or be held by. He finds out which one you like best and he'll leave that one.

There have also been many times you woke up, curled up to a pillow with his massive jacket just draped over you.

Ciaróg:

Likely most empathetic of the dons, he knows right away what I going on. The second he sees you curled up to that pillow he's sneaking into bed beside you, and doing whatever he can to either replace the pillow with his own body.

He just sorta knows when you feel like you need cuddles, without even saying anything. He'll be sitting with you in the smoking lounge and he'll just beckon you over, or go find you depending if you're in there with them or not.

Surprisingly the strongest physically of all the dons, he's quick to pull you into his big arms, and keep you locked in place with him.

He is thankfully one of the more affectionate dons, even outside of the bedroom. He has no issues displaying his affection for you in front of others.

He often enjoys you curled up to his chest on his lap during those nights when the others gather in the smoking lounge.

His lips always curl into the fondest smile when he sees you head his way for affection. He feels so loved and adored every time you come to him for affection.

I also like to think he was likely the first one to bring out all his clones for a giant cuddle puddle.

And the best part about cuddling a married man?

Escarabajo:

The best part is that you often get the both of them.

Touch, and acts of service are this don's love languages.

You thought you were going to cuddle pillows? Instead of him??? Not happening, not on his watch at least.

It's like a disturbance in the force, he can just feel when your arms wrap around a pillow and he's by your side in an instant, prying it from your arms and replacing it with his own body. He loves a good nap date.

He doesn't sleep in very late, his garden is a lot nicer to tend to when it isn't blazing hot outside so he likes to get up early to deal with it, so if you've spent the night alone with him he more than often will take you to his husband's room in the morning to let you curl up with him instead, Cia of course, melts and promises to keep you safe before he also falls asleep holding onto you.

It's also very common for not only Bajo to show up for naps, but Cia as well. The benefit of dating a polyamorous couple is that they adore sandwiching you between themselves. Being wrapped in 360 degrees of mafia don sure can be nice.

On his own Bajo is utterly shameless when it comes to touching. He touches you so much that it is nearly annoying. He's always seeming to try and get your attention, it's like having the world's cuddliest puppy.

He'll drape across your lap, he'll default to pulling you into his, he'll have his arms wrapped around you every chance he gets, he'll kiss you wherever he can reach. Be careful, he does bite, and those silver fangs are no joke.

He's very serious about cuddles, he will absolutely demand a scheduled cuddle time for the two (or three) of you on a regular basis.

[realmonsterboyhours]

Hugs from the dons HCs:

Zhuk:

He always seems to initiate hugs, since he's so big it always feels like being completely wrapped up into a hug. He'a been known to accidentally forget you need to breathe and almost suffocates you in his big dad sweater. If you initiate he MELTS if you want to make it way worse NUZZLE HIM he'll nuzzle right back.

Gio:

Probably pretty equal initiation rates. He'll stop whatever hes doing when he feels your arms come around him though. He always smells super nice too. Zhuk may be the biggest boy but Gio is the one to go to if you need a fulfilling DAD hug. He usually ends all his hugs by giving you a kiss somewhere on your face or the top of your head. If you want him to melt, massage his back while hugging him.

Scarabee:

Gives surprisingly really good hugs. You definitely initiate more than him. He doesn't dislike hugs, he just never thinks about them first. If you want him to melt nuzzle him too. He'll just chuckle and pull you in. He's cold to the touch but somehow his hugs are warm as fuck. He’s a huge fan of ruffling your hair once the hug ends.

Cia:

Always seems to initiate a hug when he sees you. Very affectionate with them. His hugs are 50/50 either it's just a normal hug, or he'll literally give you the best hug of your life. If you want him to melt, play with his hair. Hes got big ass arms to hold you there too. He NEVER lets go first. He always makes sure you feel ready ending it before he would ever let go.

Bajo:

Loves to hug you from behind to surprise you. Probably pretty equal initiation for frontal hugs though. He has a bad habit of literally picking you up in it though. He'll either just pick you up to wrap your legs around his waist or he'll scoop you up bridal style to hug you. If you want him to melt you gotta either whisper very soft things to just him, or purr. If you bite him it's over though he's taking you off elsewhere for less soft .

[realmonsterboyhours]

pillow princess bajo..

Nsfw Bajo x GN Reader HCs

(First line mentions F!Reader, rest is GN)

So, funny thing is he is absolutely the FARTHEST of the dons from a pillow princess. So I don't think this is gonna go the way you intend it to, but I'll take a crack at it.

This man doesn’t just know where the clit is, he invented the damn thing.

This man is probably the farthest thing from a pillow princess there is. He tends to be a dom leaning service switch.

If you don't directly ask him to bottom for you, he will just default to his normal dom/top mode.

There is nothing and I mean nothing that he loves more than going down on his partner. He is after all, Escarabajo, the undisputed KING of oral and hands down the best at it of all the dons. None of the others would even dare suggest they were better at it. They've seen first hand how this feral demon can get you melting in just thirty seconds flat.

Oh you never were able to cum with previous partners? He'll have you seeing nothing but stars in less than 3 minutes and the entire time he'll have that smug grin while whispering "gotcha" between your legs.

His happiest moments are seeing you blissed out beneath him, or feeling your legs trembling around his shoulders.

Oral isn't the only thing he's skilled at. Maybe I'm just projecting here since he's my favorite, but I imagine he's arguably the best at laying pipe too. The others may all argue over who wears the crown, and at the end of the day it depends on what kind of mood you're in. But this man can lay you out so well you will fall in love, and no one will take that away from me.

Tends to be a bit heavy with the praise he'll whisper while you two are intimate. While he can make it also very light-hearted and fun he can make it just as romantic and sickeningly sweet as you can stand.

Don't misunderstand me, he isn't always soft. His goal is your pleasure and he is relatively shameless. Willing to do anything and everything to see your eyes roll back. If that means hair pulling and spitting on you while calling you horrible things hey, who is he to judge? He may not get it, but he'll give you what you want.

If you want him to bottom, he is utterly shameless. He is a rather whiny and slutty bottom. He can be a bit of a brat depending on his mood, but he’s pretty quick to let the attitude drop if you punish him properly, and next thing you know he’ll be utterly begging for you.

He’s SUPER into worshiping your thighs, leaving them covered in his bite marks to claim you, and he is super smug about it.

Hope you’re okay with exhibitionism because he is SHAMELESS. He is 100% the type to take you in front of everyone and not even skip a beat. The kind who will take you around a corner at a gala and have his way with you despite stragglers walking around. The kind who has no issue bending you over the bar at his husband’s pub in front of everyone and call it “Live entertainment”

I also hope you’re into group stuff, because he adores sharing you with his husband, Cia. Things are always very exciting with the two of them both being switches. The options are endless!

[realmonsterboyhours]

Hiya~ I've been wondering for quite a while, while re-reading and re-watching so many posts about the conglomerate, but... If the dons marry their S/O, does that make them fully mortal? It keeps nagging me, that they (the dons) have been around for centuries, and finally found someone other than 'just' each other, but then they will end up losing each other, once their mortal lives end...

So the general answer we have with a lot of these questions is really unsatisfying where we have to say:

"Hey, they're fictional boys, so you can mentally think of whatever you want or whatever works for your narrative!"

Long story short there are a bunch of people who don't want to have the angst, there are plenty who do etc.

If you want my personal HC it goes like this

The dons all want to marry you, its a big ole poly family basically. Hey, they're mafia, they don't have to do anything legally. As long as they make you happy they're happy!

First to ask you will be Zhuk most likely or if you have a very close relationship with another they may beat Zhuk.

Each don will have his own personal wedding with you, their own night. And once they're married I personally don't think they turn human. I think they remain the same. It just turns into angst later when you end up aging and fading away. But I always talk about reincarnation so you likely end up in all their lives again and again. They just have to wait it out.

[realmonsterboyhours]

Since Scarabee gets his abilities from a "higher entity", God/Naga Beej! in this case, wouldn't that make him a warlock? Like the DnD class I mean. It kinda fits

Sort of! But he has his own personal abilities too! His practice has sorta shifted to something more akin to neopaganism since a few of us practice.

He does still in fact have magical abilities of his own, he is a demon, he just serves his deity now after his death. I have a little idea drafted up talking about his death and how GodNagaBeetlejuice and all that plays into that.

So he does spellwork that deals with things like spell jars, sigils, and the likes. Those are his more common spellwork and when he's doing things with his magic it tends to be a lot more draining. Things like enchanting items (which we decided he hates doing) and stuff like that.

So yeah, kinda like neopaganism meets medieval magical abilities. His deity isn't what gives him the power, you can look at him like a guide who also can have reserves of power used for better results or for like a "battery" for proper sacrifice or exchange.

I hope this makes sense! I wrote it sleep deprived and with a massive headache.