#hawkeye is soooo good

[lifeonmvrs]

sketch dump!!

[Image Description: four digital drawings of different marvel characters. the first drawing is of kazimierz kazimierczak, a.k.a. kazi the clown from the hawkeye 2012 comic by matt fraction and david aja. he is drawn from the bust up. he is staring at the viewer with a piercing gaze, eyebrows raised, and eyes wide open. he is wearing a white coat with a yellow shirt and black tie. the background is a solid greyish turquoise with a bit of white dust.

the second drawing is of clint barton and kate bishop, also from the hawkeye 2012 comic. they are draw from the bust up. clint is wearing a black beanie with a purple H, his hawkeye t-shirt, and a purple front open hoodie. he has two bandages on his face, one on the nose and the other one on his cheek. kate is wearing a purple t-shirt over a long sleeve black t-shirt. clint is looking at kate with an amused expression while she stares back at him with a daring and mischievous one. the background is a solid purple.

the third drawing is of kazi the clown, drawn from the bust up. he is looking directly at the viewer with his eyes wide open and his eyebrows raised. he is wearing the same outfit as in the first drawing. the background is a solid blue with a bit of white dust.

the fourth drawing is of matt murdock, a.k.a. daredevil, drawn from the bust up. he is drawn as in the comics (orange hair and blue eyes). he is wearing a black suit with a white t-shirt and black tie and is smirking. there are devil horns drawn on top of his head. the background is a solid yellow. /end ID]

[anachronistic-falsehood]

OHHH WHISKEY UR POST REMINDS ME (ily btw!!!! i hope u are having a good day) im finally getting to those ss fics u sent me and . oh my god. the patton timeloop one. why he kinda vash coded. why he make me sooooo sad. hes trying so hard. he deserves 2 rest he deserves to be taken care of for once oh my godddd i care him. i also rlly like janus/patton friendship turns out. i think theyre neat

ILYT!!! i hope u r ALSO havin a good day :3 ogh yeah. patton time loop. smacks patton sanders this guy can fit so much vash the stampede coding in him. literally he deserves 2 rest for fucking once LET HIM HAVE A NAP!!! i relate 2 him so hard. love that fucking guy. i LOVE janus and remus frienships especially really soon after dwit when the fandom had no idea what their relationship was and what remus was like in general bc u got some weird crazy dynamics that were oh so so fun :3

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i very deeply respect your mashposting and even though im not as enthusiastic about hawkahy as you are i think the content you make for them us delightful and some of the best mashposting on this godforsaken website. that being said, i wanted to know ur takes on the hawkeye & trapper dynamic, and the hawkeye & bj dynamic. Not in a shippy way, just in the World of Hawkahy what role do trapper and bj play in their relationships with hawkeye :3 this because i love that one comic u did where hawkeye is spunchbop and bj is Patrick its one of my fave pieces of mash fanart lol

(⁠๑˘❥⁠⁠ ˘๑⁠) first off, THANK YOU!! i'm soooo crazy about hawkahy and i really enjoy contributing to my fellow shippers, but i'm glad my art can also still appeal to people who are less interested the ship itself.

second, VERY fun question!! i wish i had definitive answers for yall, but you know me... i love to go "well idk it could go either way" ^_^;; really, it depends on what kind of tone and theme i'm looking for. i don't really write heavier stuff (because i have so much fun writing funny fic) so that kind of narrows my options, but there's a lot of potential i'd love to explore— or see someone else explore, if they're so inclined!

TRAP:

generally the trapper reading i typically default to is that he and hawkeye have a pretty casual FWB thing going on. trapper considers hawkeye a very close friend and hooks up with him at an intersection of bicuriosity and deep platonic affection, but hawkeye catches baddddd feelings and ends up genuinely heartbroken to find out their thing was lopsided. in this case, hawkahy would happen only after trapper leaves— mulcahy has a tough time trying to get noticed before that point :( but at the same time, i don't think mulcahy would pounce at the first opportunity, because i don't think an immediate rebound would be good for hawkeye nor mulcahy... but it could happen for dramaaaaa...

another version of the hawkeye-trapper rapport that i love playing with in my fics is trapper being generally very supportive but nonetheless slightly grossed out. i think there's a lotttt of comedy potential with hawkeye thinking it's okay to fuck a priest but NOT a married woman, and meanwhile trapper is pro-infidelity but anti-priestfucking (for whatever reason), and they squabble and tease each other about it the whole time.

it's also funny to think about is trapper trying to figure out whether mulcahy now gets the "one of the bros" back-slapping beer-chugging dude treatment, or if instead he's now slotted into the "go easy on 'em trap" category that protects hawkeye's ladyfriends from hearing trapper's bawdiest jokes and comments when hawkeye brings them along as a plus-one to the swamp.

trapper seems like he's pretty likely to sniff out that hawkeye and mulcahy are seeing each other even if they try their damnedest to keep it secret. i like to think hawkeye trusts trapper enough that he would go ahead and divulge it it up front pretty soon after it's official. trapper could probably even pick up hawkeye's crush beforehand... maybe even before hawkeye knows about it!

i don't see trapper as being too jealous of hawkeye spending a lot of time with mulcahy, even if it means hawkeye is now exclusive and not sleeping with trapper anymore. if anything i think he'd be pretty stoked that he's got one less guy to compete with for the nurses' attention. pretty sweet deal as far as he's concerned.

i do think there'd be some tricky navigating between how hawkeye acts with trapper and the STARK difference with how he acts around mulcahy, which you can see clear as day in the s1 finale, where hawkeye gets soooo soft and careful while talking to mulcahy. i don't think either one is disingenuous; i think hawkeye contains multitudes. hawkeye's not the type to fake sincerity. and to that end, i really don't think hawkahy should hinge on hawkeye totally giving up all the cruder parts of his personality (especially since mulcahy is really no saint either), so it could be pretty interesting to see that manifest in whether/how he's still maintaining a close friendship with trapper now that he's been seeing mulcahy regularly and trying to make a good impression.

BEEJ:

the direction bj goes in depends on whether hawkahy are already an item before he gets there. he does form that almost instantaneous trauma-bond with hawkeye on his first day, but i think if hawkeye admitted "yeah by the way the chaplain is my boyfriend" as soon it seemed safe, bj would be able to take it in stride as another weird little quirk of the mash he has to get used to. he's too hung up on dealing with all the gore to worry about who's banging who.

by contrast, i think he could potentially get pretty upset/jealous if hawkeye and mulcahy paired up a little while later. i can see him feeling really betrayed, like, "what do you normally do when i'm gone?" "wait for you to get back!!"

if bj still doesn't feel like he's really enmeshed himself into the unit— which i think on some level, he never wants to, because he's banking on dropping everything like a hot potato the second he can— then i can totally picture him just feeling completely lost and isolated when hawkeye is suddenly forgoing their boys-nite boozathons in favor of getting some priest pipe. like, at least trapper could always go find his own cuddle buddy to pass the time and had nurses lining up to volunteer; bj has basically nobody and doesn't seem inclined nor equipped to fix that. hawkeye is his liason to the rest of the camp, and bj isn't so great with people without having hawkeye there to help as both teleprompter and safety net.

basically i think bj wants to keep hawkeye within a very specific arm's-length radius— not too close, but not too far either, and hawkeye having so much private time with someone else could really get under his skin.

you could also have bj think the priestfucking is gross/bad on sheer principle like trapper did, even without the jealousy angle, and it'd probably hold a little more water coming from bj than trapper. however, it'd be funny if he's insisting it's definitely not a jealousy thing and he's being fully objective about it, but you can totally tell he's just jealous. x)

i admit i kinda love seeing bj get tormented, because he's got such obvious buttons to press and yet sternly insists that they don't even exist, similar to houlihan and frank. like, you can't just set that up and not expect me to rub my hands together and SLAM those buttons as hard as i can. ergo, bj getting jealous about hawkahy is supremely funny to me. i'm not too proud to admit that!

[hawkeyeslaughter]

ur new url is so good. initially I read it as hawkeyes slaughter but like that still works....laughter/slaughter for the tragedy/comedy show yknow...

thank you soooo much !! also doll i wrote this a couple hours ago ,, the way our thinking is linked

[mylittleredgirl]

Hi! I'm so excited you're finally watching MASH! I hope you enjoy it and I selfishly hope you grow to like Margaret who starts off as not great and then becomes great and my fav.

i am having a great time!! i started at the beginning of season one and just finished season two. some of the discs in the complete series set i got as a gift last year don't play right or cut out mid-episode, which is driving me a little nuts, but i guess i'm having the classic syndicated tv experience of randomly missing stuff and always having some episode i've never seen floating out there forever.

my long form thoughts so far for those interested:

it's such a great collection of characters for comedy, because they are all pathetic and terrible in their own unique way, but are so charming and funny and easy to watch while they commit their little crimes against common sense.

i really like the mix of episodes -- the We're Having A Caper episodes and then the ones where it's like we're just kind of living here and things happen in some kind of order, but the things aren't necessarily related, which feels very appropriate for the setting.

i'm watching without the laugh track, which highlights one of my favorite things, which is that the main and background characters laugh out loud at what's happening. it gives the show such a lived-in and messy feeling. i just came off of watching the good place 5 times in a row, where the dialogue and plot are especially tightly packed, so this feels especially like it has a lot of just hanging out.

i keep thinking about how i'm watching this show fifty years later, not knowing what is the 70s lampooning itself, what is the 70s lampooning the 50s, and what is actually being played straight but i assume is a joke because of my perspective. some scenes are hard to watch on purpose and some are hard to watch by accident.

i wish i were watching it with my dad so he could keep pausing it to explain things to me, even if they don't need explaining, because i think that would add to the experience.

character feelings after two seasons:

hawkeye: alan alda being so charming and having such great timing really makes this an easy get. of course i'm going to love him equally in both success and failure (mostly failure).

trapper: my bestie!!! there's something about his face that makes me feel like i know him personally. i just love his physical acting choices. it's always funny. my fave i think.

margaret: i definitely enjoy her!!! how can you not?? they introduce her as being both highly capable and The Sexiest American Woman In Korea, who either can have or has had every high ranking officer in the army, and then she's soooo horny for the most pathetic man alive that she can't function.

frank: the narrative requires him to suck sooooo much every minute of every episode, because everyone else also sucks, so he really needs to put his back into it. he's gotta be there and he does it well, idk what more to say.

henry: he fascinated me in season one because i was like... clearly he's supposed to be A Caricature, but i couldn't figure out which one, and then he turned out to be A Character instead. i love his complexity and his serious moments, but i don't tend to find drunk acting that funny, so a lot of his shtick is lost on me. i wonder if he's the only character (and maybe klinger?) where the laugh track would actually serve him.

radar: as a former assistant yeah bro i get it, you keep on keeping on.

father mulcahey: the only one who is not terrible at all so far even once. Protect Him. i am so happy every time he comes on screen.

klinger: i'm still warming up to him as a character since he's mostly a sight gag still.

the parade of nurses: i have decided to take it at face value that 1) they are all here at war because they're super horny, 2) they are playing hard to get for fun, and 3) the pill was somehow invented before 1950, and under those conditions GET IT GIRLSSSSS.

my largest outstanding question: were they all actually functioning people before the war? i assume war did this to them but it's also possible they were like this before and their wives are all like THANK GOD they're overseas cheating on me because imagine how much worse it would be if they were like this but in my house.

on to season three!!!

[brucequeensteen]

hawkeye pierce. for the character asks

how I feel about him: he's my best friend my everything my silly rabbit my sweet cheese my good time boy my rotten soldier. etc. i deeply relate to him and admit i am guilty of projecting a lot of myself but that's mash writers and alan aldas fault for creating this character who is literally me but a few degrees off. i get frustrated by his characterisation in both canon and fanon often but im trying to #chill cos i know he's a fan favourite so everyone has their own views and interpretations of him. when it comes down to it i just like him very much and wish he was real so we could queen out together ���

all the people i ship romantically with him: bj & trapper, margaret (sometimes), klinger (though i don't think they're romantic and more like the crossover btwn sexual and platonic), mulcahy ❤️, and kellye sometimes though she deserves better LOL and that's again more like the klinger situation...

non romantic otp: hawkeye and radar closely followed by hawkeye and margaret... hawkeye and radar are the ultimate dynamic i think. Especially with trapper in the mix as well. and margaret and hawkeye make me crazy cos they're so different and yet so similar and the way their relationship evolves over the show is beautiful. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 also theyre both hot lol

unpopular opinion: tbh im not In Touch with the mash fandom so much soooo idk what an unpopular opinion is. but one thing i see often in post-canon fics is depicting him as this desolate unsalvagable wreck of a man, especially when it comes to hunnihawk there's this idea that bj is the only one who can save hawkeye from himself and its a little overdone i think. i love deep insights into his mental issues, i love bipolar hawkeye, i love manic hawkeye and depressed hawkeye, ive loved fics that delve into him having suicidal ideation that really resonate with me, but there's a level of "damsel in distress"-ifying him that i don't like, you know? especially when it erases other characters that are important to him like his Literal Father, or margaret....

what i wish had happened in canon: first thoughts that come to mind are incredibly inappropriate and would never happen on television in the 70s/80s. i think i would have like to see a Fallen Idol/Inga type episode that either didnt mischaracterise him (that is not how he would have reacted to Inga i dont think) or treat him as being the wrong when he's clearly in the right (everyone so mean to him in Fallen idol ☹️) and while both those episodes work really well as meta commentary on the show and on hawkeye's perception in pop culture, I would have much preferred some kind of deconstruction on his character that a) addressed his real actual personality and character quirks and backstory (more like dr pierce and mr hyde meets the "dear dad" episodes) and b) isn't ignored or not addressed for the rest of the show lol 😭 a girl can dream can't he.

[amrv-5]

Chapter 16. (April 17, 2023).

Somewhere to Get To

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Hawkeye turned in his arms, setting his chin on his hands, his palms flat over BJ’s sternum. Their eyes met. BJ’s breath caught, his chest warming—God, was Hawkeye lovely. BJ told him so. “With this nose?” Hawkeye asked, crossing his eyes.

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The war ends. Life doesn’t.

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Finished work. Post-canon, BJ/Hawkeye, slowburn. Updates MWF!

[scienceoftheidiot]

Prompts? Snippets? Love while ao3 is down? Maybe some badass Ed after he lost his alchemy? Something self-indulgent?

Aaahh thank you !

So I don't write much Ed BUT I was actually planning to have exactly that (Ed being badass after he lost his alchemy) in a Royai fic. Except the fic is in two parts, and this would be the second part, and first part is not posted yet because not finished yet xD

Soooo I guess this counts as a snipper even if I wrote it just now (thanks!)

Spoiler warning for an upcoming fic of mine, I guess, I'll add more context under the cut, I'm sorry about this, I still hope you like this and Ed is badass enough 😁

So the fic is an AU where Roy stays blind after Promised Day, the stone doesn't work/Truth refuses to heal him. He's thus dismissed from the army, but is asked for his help (new powerful alchemy !) by Scar and Miles. Roy being Roy he jumps on the occasion (doesn't work that well of course but that's another story).

Anyway, second part, Roy asks for Ed's help : Ed knows alchemy, even if he can't practice it anymore, it'll be far easier for him to take soil samples and do reconnaissance alone, Ed is restless in Resembool and Roy doesn't want to show himself too much in Ishval. Except to actually use alchemy he needs to be there.

So here they are :

"Fuck, why did I agree to this."

"Change the record, Fullmetal. You've said this over fifty times since we boarded the train."

"Wouldn't have had to suffer the train if you'd let me drive."

"My car, my rules. Only one person gets to drive it, and it's not you. Now, where --"

"Well at least it's not you either."

"Thanks for that, Fullmetal. Where is --"

"Stop calling me that. That's my state alchemist name. No alchemy, no alchemist name. And above all, I am not a dog of the military anymore, Colonel."

"Well, me neither, so you can ditch the Colonel. Where's the damned field, Edward?"

"You're walking on it, Mustang."

"Ah."

Roy sighed and shook his head, then crouched, placing his hand on the ground. The dirt was dry, flaky. Not sandy -- that was a bit of improvement, at least -- but it did feel barren.

"How does it look?"

"Like nothing. Just dirt and stones, all the way until the cliff. It's half collapsed, by the way. Doesn't look like anything has ever grown on there."

Roy got up and brushed his pants.

"Registers say it was an orange tree orchard, before the war."

Finally, Fullmetal -- Edward, call him Edward -- fell silent.

For a short while.

"You're sure? There's not even a tree trunk."

"If you can read a map, then yeah. I guess the last bits were scavenged as firewood by survivors. Or else it was burnt to ashes."

"Did you --"

"I don't know. It's possible. I have been to these parts. But I've burnt a lot of places, and the name didn't ring a bell. Can't use visual cues to trigger my memory, so I can't tell you."

Ed stayed silent, until he growled.

"I don't understand how you can speak so lightly of this."

Roy shrugged.

"Thought you'd be used to that, after all this time. Now, shall we get to work, or ...?"

"Fine." Silence fell again for a little while, and Roy could have thought Ed was pouting, if he didn't hear him rummage through his things.

"So, about the samples I had collected during my last trip here. Your notes say the dirt lacks a great deal of accessible nitrogen and phosphorus to be able to grow anything. By the way, I'm glad you're using Hawkeye for this. Reading your chicken scratch has always been a struggle."

"Says the right handed boy who wrote his reports with his left. This was the fastest way. And you know her last name is not Hawkeye anymore, don't you?"

"I'm never calling her that. She's too good for it."

Roy scoffed.

"Gotta tell her that. Okay," he frowned. "What was in there, then?"

"Silica. Ammonia. Wait, doesn't ammonia contain --"

"You didn't read the notes before we came here, did you? It's about the availability. Most plants can't do anything with ammonia. Usually you'd try and plant specific ones who will make it into a useful nitrogen compound, using fungal symbiosis. But we don't have time for that, it'll take years. And those need a lot of good irrigation, which we don't have."

"You become a botanist, lately?"

"I've had a lot of free time. And my wife has the most beautiful reading voice."

Roy heard Ed choke on a groan, and smirked.

Ed ranted again : "You're the all powerful alchemist, now. Why not pull humidity straight from the air and water it this way?

"I'll do it to kickstart it, but this is not feasible long term. You want me to stay here and play sprinkler all summer? I hope you are bulletproof. Riza would never --"

As if on cue, something that was definitely a gunshot rang, and Roy was violently pushed to the ground. Roy coughed in the dirt, trying to push himself back up, only for Ed to crush him back down as new shots fired.

"Don't move, moron, we're being shot at, from up front. The cliff."

Fullmetal was half laying on him, his left leg crushing Roy's right. Damn was that automail heavy.

Adrenalin kicking in -- he realized he was getting back to his old self, panic being only a buzz at the back of his mind -- Roy thought fast. He was supposed to protect them both. He was the one who could. He wriggled to free his arms, clapped, and slammed his hands to the ground, hiding them behind a wall he hoped would be thick enough to stop bullets. And set in the right direction.

Gunfire kept raining against it.

"Can you see them?"

Roy was free of Edward's weight, and he heard him shuffle, close.

"Ishvalans. Seems like there's only two of them, and they look like kids."

"Yeah, I bet. They're wasting ammunition like crazy, there. Tell me. Where are they, precisely?"

"You're not using alchemy against them."

"Oh, sure, watch me."

"No killing on my watch."

"I never kill if I can avoid it. Not anymore."

"You're a blind flamethrower. I wouldn't bet on that. Don't move." Edward shouted "HEY! Hey, guys!"

He was answered by a new burst of gunfire.

"Fullmetal!" Roy frantically felt around until he caught Ed's trouser leg. "Stay put --"

"Let go of me! HEY GUYS!"

"For fuck's sake, Ed --"

"Shut! Up!" Edward walked away from him. "Guys, maybe you don't want to annoy us too much. See, my friend, here --"

"He's the flame alchemist!"

"He's killed our family, and now we're going to kill him! Give him to us and we'll let you go."

Roy's insides twisted. The voices sounded very young indeed. He was opening his mouth to answer, anything, when Ed kicked him in the ribs.

He was lucky he used his right foot. Ouch.

Fullmetal was right. Maybe it wasn't his time to speak.

"Haven't you heard your elders --"

"Fuck the elders. If they want to mingle with the enemy, fine for them. Death awaits the collaborators as well as the perpetrators."

"Kids, we --"

"We're not kids! Not anymore! We want his head, now!"

"You've heard of the Flame Alchemist, kids, alright. You even know what he looks like. You know who I am?"

"We don't care. Give him to us, now."

Ed's foot nudged Roy.

"When I hit you next," Edward spoke from between his teeth, "you clap and make me a weapon. Scary one. I just want to freak them out."

"Right," Roy got his hands ready, frenetically thinking about what he could pull from the ground that could make a good weapon, that would also be scary. Wait, if it needed to be scary, then he wouldn't need it to be a good weapon, right?

"Ever heard of the Fullmetal Alchemist?"

The kids didn't answer immediately.

"Prove it!"

Ed shoved his foot into Roy's ribs again, and Roy clapped, hearing the kid clap just a split second later. Time for the static to subdue, Ed's feet sounded against the dry soil, two steps. There was a high pitched sound as he picked the weapon Roy had thought to make.

"Wanna fight?"

"We have guns."

Their voice was less assured, now. Edward was walking, probably towards them.

"You think I can't deflect them with my all powerful alchemy? Look at this! I could probably slaughter you from here. You don't want to see how good I am."

Ah, Fullmetal knew how to brag, alright.

He seemingly kept walking, until a scurry of running feet sounded, running away from them.

"We'll come back when you're alone, Flame Alchemist. We'll catch you, tie you up and burn you!"

"It's all you deserve!"

The shouted threats were drawing away.

"Go help rebuilding, kids! Killing him won't solve anything!" Edward yelled at them.

Roy couldn't help but smile. Ed, too, was still a kid. A good one.

Silence fell again. Roy stayed put until Edward dragged his feet back next to him -- his left leg adding a characteristic sound he had learnt to notice.

"Obsidian? A fucking obsidian sword? You had nothing else?"

Ed grabbed Roy's hand and unceremoniously pulled him back on his feet.

The kid had strength.

"I wasn't working with much. What do you want me to do with silica --"

"Fuck, Colonel, you need to think outside the box. I could have pulled so much --"

"You're insane. If Riza learns about this --"

"I saved your fucking life, she will hear about it, believe me."

"Oh, and remind me who made the weapon?"

"It'd have broke as soon as I tried to slice anything with it! Come on!"

"You wanted to scare them. A black blade --"

"Whatever would have scared them." Ed's voice dropped. "They were barely fourteen. Not an age to hold guns."

"Rich, coming from you, Fullmetal," Roy said, his expression, he hoped, betraying his words.

"I never used guns," Edward snickered.

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If you've read until here thank you ! Feel free to send me prompts while AO3 is down 🥲

[sockiesock]

You’ve gotta read Hawkeye vs. Deadpool, it has one of the cutest comic Deadpools ever and also it made me kinda like Hawkeye when I never even thought about him before

I DID!!!!!!! thats the comic i just read that made me start going crazy about hawkeye HAHA, it was soooo fucking good 😭😭

[remyfire]

ohh my god 66 for beejhawk would be so good, if the spirit grabs you

Kink Writing Prompts 66.) Caught masturbating (THE MOOD DID INDEED STRIKE ME. I hope this is as fun for you as it was for me~)

In a MASH unit, there are risks one is forced to take every day of their life, and everyone is familiar with them. There might be a sniper. At any moment, they might have to bug out. The food in the mess tent could kill them without any warning.

The biggest risk happens every time someone goes to grab a shower.

There are small, frail pockets of time that people get to themselves here, and there's a basic understanding that if you head into the shower when there's an unoccupied stall, you're accepting the danger of finding someone with their hand working feverishly just out of view. Everyone does it. You've just gotta be perfunctory about it and be ready to be teased for the rest of the day if you're not as quick at pulling away as you should be.

Hawk, fortunately, has gotten very good at being speedy.

It doesn't hurt, having a guy like BJ attached to his hip for a good twelve or eighteen hours out of the day. He's got plenty of material to pull from. And as nice as it would be to take his time with a nice, long jerk-off session—maybe fingering himself, milking his prostate just to see how far he can take his release—he'll have to save that for the next time he scores some R&R.

Every inch of Beej is so good looking, it's almost intimidating, but there's always an aspect that'll catch Hawk depending on the day. Sometimes it's his legs, so long and strong and begging to be bitten. Maybe it's his hands with such beautiful, elegant fingers that he wants to suck on for hours. 

Today, with water still hot on his skin, Hawk tips his head forward with a shiver as he works his cock, and he thinks very specifically about BJ's torso.

He's so keyed up that he can barely let himself settle on one part of it for long. He wants to nuzzle his thick pelt of hair, to bite his trapezius, to press his hand into his stomach and watch how the skin pillows gently around his touch. He wonders what it looks like when there's long, red fingernail stripes painting Beej's back when he's fucking someone so well that they can't do anything but cling and ride the wave.

A quiet whimper breaks from Hawk as he digs his fingers into the stall's edge, so close to his release. In his mind's eye he pictures Beej smirking up at him as he pulls his shirt all the way up to his collarbone, murmurs for Hawk to cover him in his—

The door creaks and Hawkeye's eyes fly open as he rips his hand away, slams it into the stall so hard that it makes an audible impact.

"Whoa!" A deep laugh. "Did I scare you?"

Hawk twists his back to BJ with a forced chuckle of his own. "Jesus, Beej, warn a guy, will ya?"

"Ah, sorry, I'll knock the next time I'm heading into the public shower," BJ murmurs, amused.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. It's one thing to be interrupted while you're jerking off, and it's another thing entirely for it to be the subject of your fantasy just strolling in right when you're approaching the point of no return. Hawkeye glances down. His cock is aching, flushed and angry with him for straddling his peak, forcing himself to walk back.

Behind him, he hears BJ slipping out of his robe, the stall door opening, the clink of his shower kit. "Everything all right, Hawk?"

"Peachy." He's already washed himself, but he feels for the bar of soap and starts lathering his body again.

A pause. Only when BJ turns his own shower on does he speak. "Soooo what're you looking at?"

Hawk stares a hole through the canvas wall, his mind taking a moment to catch up. "Oh, I was thinking we should consider wallpaper."

"Wallpaper?"

"Yeah. Something red. Maybe floral. Why not?" Oh, he dearly hopes the water turns cold soon. The fear's not doing enough.

"Well, isn't it a little gauche to paper a bathroom? Not to mention the humidity."

Hawkeye sets the soap aside and clears his throat. "All right, all right, if you'd rather do paint—"

"Hawk." BJ's tone is warm.

"Yeah, yeah?"

"You can just finish it off, you know."

He comes very close to choking on his own spit as he peeks over his shoulder. "Do what now?"

BJ smirks, eyes shut as he scrubs his face. "C'mon. You think this is the first time I walked in on that? I was a jock. I lived in a frat house. Literally nothing I haven't seen before."

I wanna say this is a completely different situation. Unbidden, his eyes skim down BJ's whole figure before Hawk forces himself to look at his face, nothing else. "You don't think that'd be a little...weird, huh?"

BJ shrugs. He scrubs his hair next, suds starting to cut marks down his cheeks. "It's sex. It's relief. What's more normal than that?"

There is a terrifying door that BJ's opening up for Hawkeye right now, and he really has no idea what he's doing. There are two beasts at war in his body—the one snarling for any opportunity to give into the hunger he feels when Beej is nearby, the aching one in his skull that's whispering about what a shit idea that is. It'll make everything hurt worse in the end. There's not a piece of him who could pretend he'd be happy with just that, no other part of BJ.

But he starts to relax a little more in the stall, letting the chain go finally to preserve a bit of warm water for whoever might traipse in here next. "Oh, and I'm sure you'd say the same thing to somebody like...like Frank or Charles or Colonel Potter."

Beej furrows his brow. He ducks under the spray and rinses himself clean. "Ah...no. Probably not. Just you."

Heat surges straight back into his gut. "Just me."

"Mm. But let's be honest, Hawk." When he opens his eyes, he stares straight into Hawkeye's. "If you walked in on me jerking off, you'd tell me to finish too."

Hawkeye takes a very long, very slow, very deep breath purely because if he doesn't, he's gonna faint right fucking here. They don't look away. They don't even blink. There's a million different ways he could take those words, and as the humid steam continues to swirl around them, he uses it as a cloud to speak one uncertain reply. "Okay. So you do it too, then."

BJ actually laughs, one of those big ones that makes the sun come out. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. If it's so...normal and all."

Hawk expects BJ to balk, to make a joke of it and grab his towel and start finishing up. But he still doesn't turn away. He shakes his head with a little sigh and leans into the stall wall too, aligned with Hawk, separated only a couple of feet apart by one thin door that hides nothing from the imagination. "All right. Sure. Why not?"

There's no way this is happening. Objectively this is the most ridiculous thing Hawk's gotten himself into, and that's saying quite a lot. The world he exists in can't possess a reality where he could goad BJ Hunnicutt, happily married heterosexual man, into jerking off with him.

But as Beej drops his hand to his cock, Hawk chances a glance, and the other man's already half hard as it is.

Maybe it's just a further evolution of the competitiveness that colors their every interaction. Maybe it's just another sign of how being in a tiny compound outside of Uijeongbu has morphed reality into something so far beyond what they're used to that even this isn't that big of a deal. Maybe it's just a big joke to him.

None of those incredibly reasonable thoughts make sense of why BJ is leaning back on one elbow as he hums and slowly tugs at his cock, but...

Hawkeye's the worst of men tonight, he thinks. He's had integrity in the past. He's leaned into it time and time again. But right now, the only part of it that he can really grab hold of is just to look away—not to violate whatever thin boundary might still exist by using BJ's living, breathing, married body as fantasy fodder.

He's not sure why he bothers, really. The second he closes his eyes, it's all he can see anyway.

Hawk returns to himself, long strokes that start to settle the millions of conflicting emotions in his body. The pleasure running through him is electric, like grabbing a live wire, and he chokes back a quiet moan until it's nothing more than the edge of a whine.

But he guesses BJ still hears it because the sound he makes in reply can't be described as anything but a growl.

Fuck. Just one more look. That's it, and he's done.

The moment he turns his head, BJ's already watching him.

It's probably...just...another part of their competitive nature, that they don't look away, that they're... Yeah, no, makes perfect sense, for the exact same reason as why BJ's lips quirk as his lashes fall low, as he turns to squeeze himself into the wall next to the shower head instead so they're facing each other, and...

Hawk shrinks back against his own stall, licking his lips, his eyes flicking down once, twice, before he becomes aware of how Beej is watching his hand in turn. There's no way, there's no way—

One more rough moan held back behind Beej's closed lips and Hawkeye throws his head back with a shuddering gasp, coming in fire-hot spurts that he just barely manages to catch in his palm.

"Fuck," BJ spits, just sharp enough that it draws Hawk's startled attention, almost takes the edge off his own orgasm. But the moment he gets to watch how Beej tips his head back and lets go, Hawk's wobbly knees threaten to drop him to the ground. Beej lets out a single groan as he comes, and Hawkeye loses himself in the details—how his cock twitches with each second of release, how his Adam's apple bobs as he swallows, how...how his cum coats his stomach, his chest, dripping down with the water, how he...

Fuck. Fuck. He's so fucking gorgeous. It's not fair.

BJ rolls his neck with a widening smirk, fingers coming to rest lightly on his stomach. He moves back into the path of the shower spray and scrubs his belly clean with slow, deliberate moves. As though he's aware of exactly what he's doing to Hawk, he tightens his stomach, each part of his rectus abdominis flexing.

A new hunger twists itself into knots within him. He wishes he'd been bold enough to... His mouth waters, jaw aching from how tightly he's clenching it.

Only when Beej grabs his towel does Hawk remember he hasn't moved a fucking inch since he finished. He lunges for his own chain and scrubs his slick hand off, but the movement in the corner of his eye makes him flinch.

It's BJ, dried off completely, reaching across the wall. He hesitates. As the air trembles around them, Hawk holds his breath as the fuzziness in his skull bleeds into uncertainty.

BJ tilts his head. Reaches a little further. His fingers are gentle as they wrap around the back of Hawkeye's neck and draw him in, step by step, until he can leave the softest peck on Hawk's lips.

Time stands completely fucking still. Hawk leans after him once BJ starts to back up, which only makes Beej grin harder. "We should go grab dinner," Beej murmurs.

Hawk blinks wildly. "BJ?"

"C'mon." He looks Hawk up and down. He snags his robe and laughs. "You made me build up quite an appetite."

It's...it's okay? Nothing's... The smile's infectious, creeping across Hawkeye's face as well as he grabs his own towel. "Beej."

"Last one there's a rotten powdered egg."

"Oh, no, no, you son of a bitch, don't you go anywhere," Hawkeye calls after him as he scrambles for his robe. "I'm not done with you yet!"

BJ looks over his shoulder, bright as the sun. "You'll have to catch me first," he teases, then strolls away.

[stars-and-birds]

honestly any !! maybe more spidey stuff??? idm i've only read the hawkeye comics tho KFDHSFKDH

shjsjsjs alr then here’s a few comics i like! (it got pretty long sorryyyyy i just get excited talking about comics)

in terms of spidey spidey: freshman year (2019) is pretty fun! it’s a more modern version of peter and it’s not just the classic origin story

the original miles morales comics are pretty good ngl. Miles Morales: Ultimate Spider-Man from 2014 i think? if you’re into miles or enjoyed the movie :>

kinda related to miles but the champions is honestly one of my fav superhero teams. it’s primarily nova, ms marvel, and miles and a few others. their adventures (i would read the og comics from 2016) are super fun but they also deal with some heavy stuff like human trafficking.

maybe you’ve read it already but if you liked the clint hawkeye book then hawkeye: private eye (idk the name of the actual run but that’s the first collected edition) is about kate bishop on her own in L.A.! i sound like a broken record but it is really fun lolol

and if you’ve already read that! the west coast avengers (2018) is a continuation. it’s less good but i like it. it’s a fun mix of heroes working together in the most disasterly ways

… andddd if you’ve already read that and are looking for more kate bishop… young avengers. actually you should probably read young avengers anyway. i loveee the comics (the original ones from 2005) are soooo good. this kate bishop is a lot different (don’t even get me started) but it’s >>. idk maybe that’s just me so if u do read it lmk what u think

a quick tldr of other comics that are good: ms marvel (2015), runaways (2017), marauders (2019)

AHHH SORRY THIS IS SO LONG!! lmk if u have any questions and ofc don’t feel obliged to read any! if you decide none of them are interesting or ur looking for something else tell me and i will open the other can of worms lolol

ILL REVLOG WITH LINKS LATER IF U WOULD LIKE BUT I HAVE TO EAT DInner😭😭

[machihunnicutt]

I would like the sons and bowlers thoughts please

Under the cut bc it’s soooo long lmao

Things in sons and bowlers that make me crazy (in no particular order)

1)The idea that daniel pierce shields hawkeye from things that he thinks will hurt him psychologically and actively tries to distract him with kindness/good things i.e. making him elaborate breakfasts while his mom was dying in the hospital and downplaying the extent of her illness. I think this is so interesting bc we’ve often seen hawkeye deflect with jokes/go out of his way to help people inside and outside of OR and make sacrifices to do so/ downplay the extent of his own pain/trauma in order to avoid inconveniencing people and the idea that this is a behavior he learned as a child, way before the war is a major clue to the events in GFA

He doesn’t deal with his trauma, he minimizes it to the point of repression and convinces himself things are alright! He’s become his father! That blows my mind idk

2) hawkeye just has his dad and his dad just has him! We saw in where there’s a will that he leaves everything to his father but this really drives home how much hawkeye loves his dad. Like i think part of why this makes me crazy is that i have daddy/mommy issues but i feel like for hawkeye this is a big character beat that people overlook. He’s not like the others at the unit in that they all have families/career aspirations/grounded support systems to return to and for hawkeye all he’s got is his dad and he really finds his support system in the MASH…and yeah he’s a workaholic and a brilliant surgeon but he’s also the kind of person who thrives on human connection and cannot live without his connections to those around him. Like hawkeye is all heart AGH what happens when someone like that is removed from a place where they formed deep connections?

Also the fact that he’s like iv’e said ily but what if he doesnt know i mean it like man u really don’t expect people to listen to what u say

3) back on daniel, sorry but i love food/mealtime/cooking themes with hawkeye too and the fact that shared, homemade breakfasts were his father’s symbol of love and protection just makes the absence of good food at the MASH even more devastating. I also see hawkeye as someone who can disassociate from his body easily (the drinking, the sleeping around, the constant sniffing of food/not eating if it isn’t appetizing/ going long periods without sleep and insomnia, the manic episodes/psych problems) so the reconnection of family to food is important here too! Like i’m going to get to charles but the fact that he tells the story about feeling tested at dinner and his related food associations, i think it’s really telling that in contrast we get hawkeye and daniel talking about the good times they had eating dinner together

4) brief margaret tangent i like that this is a reversal of the early seasons trope of her sleeping with someone for some plot/ulterior motive and now when potter asks her if she’ll do that she’s like fuck off and then uses the guy for bowling tips and not sex lol i just think it’s a succient way to show her development over time and i also love when she gets to do sporty/more traditionally masculine things and not be dunked on for it

5) bj and charles scheming idk i love this in any episode i like that they bring out the evil asshole in each other i find it funny and charming they’re my faves for a reason i think dos and mike are both soooo talented

6) the contrast between charles’ home life and hawkeye’s and how thats shaped them. i ‘m really interested in the similarities between charles and hawk i think they have similar backgrounds and similar drive/talent/pressure to be surgeons and be the best at what they do/similarly desperate desire for connection with people/to art and music and theater etc. and they can be similarly overconfident/stubborn it just manifests so differently in their behaviors. I feel like this is one of the few times we see them acknowledge each other as people and put aside their differences in order to support each other idk u know i love a charles plotline im human

7) speaking of supporting people! Also crazy about bj’s progressive loss of the ability to provide hawkeye with emotional support and here he doesn’t even know hawkeye was struggling bc hawkeye’s like don’t tell anyone ! he doesn’t want to tell his best friend his problems bc bj doesn’t help him with things like that. And in fact telling bj might be something that sets bj off further like every day this man’s mental health is crumbling he’s hanging on by a thread and hawkeye knows this, more finale set up that’s so subtly done i love it

7.5) also the fact that if daniel’s surgery had gone badly this would be another hawkeye doesn’t get a real goodbye situation (.i.e his mom, trapper, henry, carlye, tommy, kyung hee, bj etc.) whyyyy do they do this

8) there’s bowling like come on are u serious i love bowling and they’re so cute bowling

[kate-bishops-waifu]

11, 16, and 17!! if ur doing the one ask game :3

my b if not lolzies

I do it special for you friend 🥰

11: okay okay so I don't remember the exact episode number, I'm pretty sure episode three where she and Clint have a car chase. I also love episode one, she makes so many bad decisions and it's just very fun and silly and an excellent introduction to my darling. Basically the first four episodes are my favorite, I cannot pick. I could literally go on forever about them. I just have the most to nitpick about the final two, but I do adore them. The best scene is somewhere between her destroying the tower, the scene where she wears the suit instead of the dress her mother asked her to wear, and the scene where she writes down what Clint's sone is saying over the phone. Screaming cause there are so many I literally can't choose. I'm positive I'm forgetting a dozen but I can't go on.

16: I've said it before and I will say it again, Kate's love language is physical touch. She needs to be touching me at all times, playing with my hair, a hand on my waist, whatever. Just the snuggliest. She has the overwhelming desire to just grab. Like when you see an especially cute cat and you want to squeeze it but dont want to hurt it. That but I'm like a human woman. I have said so many times that I headcanon Kate as chubby, (midsized, I guess?) She is so soft and so strong, literally the greatest snuggles. Designed for it.

17: Have you seen her shoot? Ohmygod. She might not use her talents for the best purposes all of the time but she's soooo good at it. I love the way she can just bullshit her way to success. How did she become Hawkeye? Bullshit. She weoponizes her incompetence and I love that for her.

[volfoss]

Leaving it up to Tumblr to choose my next comic chronology in like... 2 months when I'm free of green lantern (2 months is not very generous I fear)

Reasoning under the cut :3 (very long)

Duke- pretty short (less than 200 issues), I really like his character from what I've seen of him. I think it will also be hell (as is the nature of most batman adjacent chronologies) but it'll be worth it... Nice and short one and also swag character

Jefferson- 1. Black lightning is very fun early on and 2. I've already made the spreadsheet so I just have to read it. He's just like... A very cool character and I like him a lot so far. I just am gods scaredest soldier with long chronos (which his isn't too bad but it's ALSO batman adjacent and those are so scary)

Barbara - my best friend Babs but also if I have to reread the killing joke I AM killing Alan Moore ok. In theory I love her SOOOO much. In practice I think the fact I'm having to keep a "how bad is the disability rep" counter next to each issue says a lot. Unfortunately. Also already made this spreadsheet but I think it would be a very bad and good time.

Clint- again in theory would be fun. He seems right up my alley but alas if I have to see Tony Stark I do fly into a blind rage. And unfortunately I think he appears a lot... And also unfortunately I think I would suffer due to blonde man disorder ok (as I always do)

Silhouette+Aaron- package deal bc they're siblings. I've already started this one and then stopped because whoever is writing the early stuff SHOULD go to hell for what they're doing. For those unfamiliar, silhouette is one of the only heroes I've ever seen using forearm crutches (pretty awesome) and her power is that she can kind of travel via shadow iirc? Which would be really cool if they didn't like... Make her lose all her clothes and mobility aids when she's doing this. Which is why I quit. But she's very very cool minus that (and in my mind... I know she's written better later on) and her brother is his own can of worms (in... Definitely a way). In theory tho I rly gotta get through their stuff

Theodore - first off: I am a FIEND for marvel 70s horror comics. Second off: he is better than swamp thing. Third off: his big red eyes. But to be serious though like .. the Steve Gerber and Gerry Conway era of man thing is SO good and like .. political in an interesting way. I just need motivation to get around to it. Also he's cutesy ok!!!

Jason Blood- another consequence of the 70s horror era fan but this guy has CRAZY lore. He's a medieval knight who got possessed by a demon thanks to Merlin and then he's just lived through the centuries and become an occult guy. Reasons why I stopped this one - sometimes old horror comics are bad and horrible. And also a like 60 issue Garth Ennis written series. But I do really wanna finish his stuff bc he's like .. DC's version of Hellstrom (which. Genuinely awesome character, if you're interested in older horror comics def check his original run out <- my plug for my silly husband hellstrom who sucks so much or whatever. He's rly good tho seriously)

Jennifer - I've already made her spreadsheet and started it but the writers are soooo fucking bad most of the time. It's actually horrific. Pros for her- pretty good character when written well (her hellcat series stuff was REALLY nice for me. But I'll always hype up patsy walker aka hellcat at any chance) cons for her- the misogyny ... And my reward for finishing it is watching the she hulk show. So take that as you will

Dracula- I started his stuff bc I was PROMISED Gerry Conway (who is like.. one of my top 5 writers. He does amazing old horror comics and made a bunch of very cool characters). And then he left like 2 issues in and it went downhill. Some of the same authors who did some of the good (other marvel vampire who is redacted for my own safety ok) issues did stuff for drac. In theory this would be silly campy 70s horror comics fun. In practice oh my god I am gaining new authors to hate so bad...

[mylittleredgirl]

i'm having a time of it where i couldn't look at screens very much, so i haven't been watching or posting as much about m*a*s*h, but you'd better believe that has left me even more time to THINK about m*a*s*h!!!

buckle up: update for season four disc one!

(after welcome to korea, that is, which was another post)

headline: LOVE the new characters!!

bj has somehow already committed arson?? hawkeye, you are SUCH a bad example for your little brother

at some point down the line i'm sure i will stop infantilizing this grown ass man but for now literally everything bj does i'm like. that's a Baby.

especially when he participates in a bit where they're going after frank or margaret, who he literally just met

you know when there's like a ten-year-old with a strong opinion about something, like "that [toy, tv show, video game] SUCKS!" with all the rage and feeling in their world-weary heart

... and then one step behind them is the five-year-old who chimes in "yeah that REALLY sucks!" but with this innocent delight in their eyes, like they have no idea what's going on but they're getting a really good grade in Big Kid

that's BJ, is what i'm saying

and colonel potter! he's regular army!! but it's ok: he drinks

it's soooo perfect that he and bj share their first o.r. scene. the sweet calming mentor energy... i'm luv him.

and then HE SHOOTS THE DEAD JEEP. i'm still laughing about that. if colonel potter never does one more funny thing again he's still the funniest man alive.

meanwhile! we join our established characters already in progress

frank and hawkeye's relationship gets genuinely hostile there for a while. uncomfortably so, even.

and during the week i was too dizzy to sit up and make this post i spent a LOT of time thinking about this!!!

each of them are spinning out for their own reasons, which play out all over this season so far. frank gained and lost the power he wanted so badly. hawkeye lost both his besties at the same time, and the support structure and identity that went along with that.

but also trapper's absence on its own radically changed the swamp boys dynamic!!

frank has always been justifiably hateable, but there was a SPORT to it, you know? hawkeye and trapper were tormenting him largely to entertain each other, which means they did it a lot but only to the point where it was funny

and think about the "but there's no real hate, right?" in O.R., like in frank's mind, they torture him but they're all still buddies!!! (and the occasional peek into frank's sad childhood could explain this perception)

it quickly becomes clear in season 4 that trapper was a tempering influence between hawkeye and frank, who end up in a full on BRAWL

LIKE A DRAWN OUT PHYSICAL FIGHT

also hard to watch: frank wrecking margaret's tent. hmm. mm-mmm. don't like this.

on the other hand, i loved the "i'm here but we're not doing anything!" scene in the next episode when they're playing cards in her tent. they're always slapping or kissing or scheming -- i feel like this is the first time we ever see them just hanging out like friends

… with anyone, actually. like this thirty seconds of a card game just unlocked an unseen part of both their personalities

something subtle is shifting in this relationship. by the end of "the kids," even sober-margaret is getting in on the joke that frank sucks. i await future developments.

THE KIIIIIIIIIIDS

oh god it's so sweet and harmless. it's healing. i love it. i want to roll around in that episode.

i hope "frank scams a purple heart and hawkeye steals it" continues to happen every season, like the mail episodes

i learned that alan alda directed this ep, which means that he made the decision both in front of and behind the camera for hawkeye to make this face as bj tells a bedtime story:

hawkeye!!!! don't fall in love with straight boys!!!!!

other things:

I'M STILL GRIEVING BY THE WAY

THEY CROPPED MY BOY OUT OF THE OPENING SEQUENCE

THEY CROPPED HIMMMMMM

henry blake memorial bar we hardly knew ye 😢

the moment when hawkeye is like yeah bj, just to get you up to speed: henry was basically radar's dad

any time they mention henry or trapper i have feelings but ALSO i have feelings whenever i think maybe they could have mentioned them but didn't. mentioned them IN MY HEART.

i'm a little fixated on the choice to replace henry and trapper, notorious philanderers, with characters who are immediately identified as Wife Guys

genuinely if y'all hadn't told me that mclean stevenson and wayne rogers wanted out, i would have assumed the character shakeup happened specifically for that reason!

totally other topic but i'm definitely missing some kind of joke here and it's driving me nuts: every time a british character shows up they're heavily spray-tanned. what does it meeeeaaaan??

and lastly. best part of "the bus" is the knowledge that somewhere off-screen, margaret, klinger, and the nurses are running the camp.

[gentlespace]

Nine (9) People You'd Like to Know Better

took me a while to do this but thanks for the tag @ferretrade!!

Last Song: Blood by The Middle East. I can listen to this song again and again and never get bored of it. Been my favourite song for months now- couldn't tell you what the lyrics are about, but the music is soooo good.

Currently Watching: I've just started watching Hawkeye! Only a couple of eps in so far but I'm really enjoying it!

Currently Reading: I've just started reading Last Night and the Telegraph Club after being recommended it by a friend! Also wanted to mention that I finished reading Crooked Kingdom last week and ahhhhhhhhhh it was so good!!! Leigh Burdugo I love you.

Current Obsession: I've been getting into some new things recently which is fun! I love love love Daredevil after watching the show at the end of last year, and now it has got me into reading the comics too! I can't believe it's taken me so long to read comics, I get to read AND look at art at the same time??!!!! (and I made a sideblog for DD art and things if anyone's interested -@daredoodles!!) So now I'm also getting sucked into learning about other comic characters (hence watching Hawkeye)

why does tagging people make me nervous, but hello friends, feel free to do this if you wish!! @ashinaburrito @hellotemporaryuniverse @stolen-pen-name23 @ijustreallylovedaredevil @pandora15 @star-byrd @bobadiin @charrhylis @thenegoteator