#hawke is a menace

[moodyvoid]

You’re being trained by the commission alongside Hawks and they keep catching the two of you out of your rooms in the middle of the night.

The kitchen light flips on and you both freeze, you with an Oreo in your mouth and Hawks holding a can of Pringles up in the air— the last few Pringles sliding out and smacking him in the face.

[fungus-no69]

Little things on defiant pc (you/your pronouns) ft. Gn Bailey, Harper, Remy and Wren

pc bites a lot, Bailey typical human trafficking, pc is implied to have been attacked by/visited the wolves, mentions of Harper's medical malpractice, amab Harper???? (dick jokes), mention of the wolf tf in Remy's, mention of pc in prison in Wren's, pc is joked to (possibly) have rabies, pc is feral in general

Bailey

You're a little terror.

You're fucking impossible to wrangle. If Bailey does manage to force you into restraints and sell you somehow while you're still kicking and screaming like you're being murdered you show up again within an hour or two.

They sold you to a party of rich people why are you covered in twigs and fur??? Why do you have (wolf)shrooms?????

Half considers putting a bounty on your head. Might.

Daydreams about the day you finally pay them

Harper

Harper is fighting for their life over here- you're showing up after passing out, being sent to the asylum every now and again, get them riled up and just escape???? Kissing them while your hands wander to their-

Oh.

Oh.

You sneaky little shit.

Yeah sure, Harper can just..... not creep on you but they can't help it! :( you're so cute!!!!! So what if they get a bit close or stick their fingers in your mouth to test your gag reflex? (you bite them so hard it breaks the skin and they have to get their rabies shots)

They are not a masochist. Ignore the boner.

Always half hard and ready to go with you I'm sorry.

Remy

You get taken to the Underground farm and tell Remy to go suck a fat one

You get muzzled for that. Also the whole biting thing you've got going on I guess.

With the wolf tf they are going to try and turn you into cattle without letting you out with the others. They know you probably won't eat the cows but they're not taking any more chances here. You've already made sure that half of the staff needs vaccinations against several infections and diseases (advised by Harper, who seems all too acquainted with you and your 'habits')

Why can't you eat grass normally....

What the fuck do you mean you befriended the horses. You can't even get along with people- oh you escaped.

When they see you working with Alex they damn near have an aneurysm. They just smile at you, strained. Why must you torment them like this.

Wren

Please stop eating the blackjack cards

It's literally that image like 'the smart kid wondering how he's losing to me : me eating the pieces when he's not looking' yk the one except neither of you are winning because you're fucking eating the cards.

You guys meet up in the prison so much to the point that they're not even surprised anymore.

More shocked you got caught.

It would USUALLY be concerning how horny they get over you but it's Wren so yeah.

Expect to be teased and egged on

[takami-takami]

Thinking about Hawks with his perfect, pretty little doll of a bunny.

What are your fluffy tail and sensitive, twitchy ears for, if not for pulling and yanking at every oppurtunity? What is your fuzzy little nose for, if not for him to push on, to pinch? Your squirms are the prettiest show, and he just can't tear his eyes away.

His perfect little chewtoy... God, he fucking deserves this.

In the wild, out in that big, bad jungle of a city, you'd surely be minced meat. With wobbly legs and a heart of velveteen, you need someone stronger to keep you safe; and how could Hawks call himself a hero if he wasn't willing to help? If he wasn't willing to make your knees weak with his teasing instead, if he didn't make you squeal for a much filthier reason?

You don't have to repress your degeneracy around him. He'll coax it out of you, pull himself through the cracks of the innocent exterior you so carefully crafted. He'll waltz in your closet like he owns the place, push aside the skeletons and prop his feet up, waiting with an expectant look for you to join him.

You're so responsive, so pliant. When he barks a laugh at the way you shrink beneath him, you tremble; but even you can't hide the way it makes you wet. When he situates himself between your thighs and feasts, you can't even meet his eyes.

If you squeeze your thighs together in embarassment, he'll just yank them apart. There's nowhere for you to run, little bunny. Just gotta accept your place as the permanent playpet of a ravenous bird of prey.

[nightfall-kachiniko]

NAHHH JUST Y/N BEING INSECURE ABOUT THEIR THIGHS AND HAWKS IS LIKE

“nah babe I love ur thighs why else do u think I eat you out all the time”

BUT IN SUCH A SERIOUS TONE U BURST OUT LAUGHING

[kacievvbbbb]

My own personal favorite headcannon is that Mihawk was just completely rabid in his youth. Like I’m talking when he was still young enough to have something to prove.

I know the seas were a MESS when Mihawk was still hunting down challengers to prove he was the best.

Because I also head canon that a title like World’s strongest swordsman didn’t exist till Mihawk through sheer force of Will and a truly horrifying amount of singular dogmatic pursuit clawed it together by simply proving to the world, one challenger at a time, that no one could beat him.

The mess he must have made, the carnage he must have left in his wake. Right at the beginning of the golden age of piracy too. I know the marines were STRESSED.

[rooolt]

the real tragedy of cobra kai is that I do genuinely think, barring literally everything that happened, hawk and sam could have honestly fucked with each other and gotten along very well and now they literally never will because of, well, the everything

[coaz-photography]

A pure hit of nostalgia

[cryingpariah]

Here's an interesting fact about the boys. Gabe is taller than Gryphon in spite of being younger. All the Seraphim were born close to the same time and are the same age but the order in which they emerged from their growth tanks goes

Gryphon -> Jimmy -> Calathea -> Jinta -> Monty -> Gabriel -> Ashken

They're out and about and a nice lady says to Gabe "aww, are you and your little brothers helping your daddy shop?" And Gabe gives a big smile like "yes, we are! 😁" and Gryphon immediately feels himself getting a headache.

They have one of those little giraffe growth charts in their room and Gryphon is very salty about not being in the lead. And considering the Lunarian genes plus Crocodile being 8 fricking feet tall he probably never will be. 😭

(Is it funny that I always imagined Gabe as the taller one of the two?? Nice to know my gut feeling was right XD)

Gryphon, despite being a literal cybernetic child, is not immune to very human phenomenon of having a much taller younger sibling. It definitely bothers him a lot but he tries his best to keep it to himself, it’s not Gabe's fault after all.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t look up how to get taller! He walks around on his tiptoes, stretches way more often, nothing is too ridiculous for him to not try! He’s suspiciously into milk now and it kinda freaking everyone out (Gabriel and Nemo think he just wants to be a cow or smth.)

Eventually, probably after a talk with his dads, he learns that height isn’t everything and his appearance is perfect just the way it is, which is nice to hear…but he still wants to be just a little bit taller! A inch? Half an inch? He’d take a quarter inch at this point!

[black-hole-daycare-attendant]

What Male Character Are? Part 3

[raurquiz]

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[ivycrowned]

An updated doll for Rowan! I have never played a rule follower (or a dude) before and I love him very much your honor

[melanch0lymist]

This is what my weekend consisted of... I was so busy! It was like a nerd holiday!

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

THE OMNIVERSE COLLIDES -- THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE VERSUS MUTANT BERSERKER FURY.

NOTE: This piece is particularly prophetic as both these characters now belong to the Disney Corporation, something nobody would have ever believed possible way back when.

PIC INFO: Spotlight on a mashup piece of Darth Maul, Dark Lord of the Sith, versus Wolverine of the X-MEN, and, interestingly enough, both of these bad-ass bastards were unlockable playable characters in "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3" (2001) skateboarding video game.

Sources: www.pinterest.com/pin/521573200565709416 & Reddit (Reddit 2x).

[shivunin]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you for the tag, @dungeons-and-dragon-age!

I'm working on a Fenhawke thing currently. It's sort of themed around this quote, which I adore:

and skipping between the act 3 romance scene and post-Inquisition (their two reunions).

Dreams could not capture the sheer immediacy of her, the precise texture of the skin at the back of her neck, nor the way her breath caught when he stroked his thumb across her palm. Even so, Fenris asked himself again and again if this was a dream. How could it be real? He had wanted this for so long and… “Hawke,” he said, breaking away only enough to speak.  When she blinked at him, her eyes were languorous and soft and deep. Fenris leaned forward again at once, pulling her back against him, drunk on her mouth and her eyes. It was foolish; he’d intended to say—something. No, it didn’t matter right now. 

“Fenris,” she murmured several minutes later, and he trailed kisses over her cheekbone and jaw while she caught her breath. The taste of her—how had he forgotten? When he nipped the skin at her jaw, she shivered against him. He would have kissed her again at the sensation, but she turned her face away.  “Yes,” he said, gathering himself. He did not quite manage to make it a question.  “Were you going to say something?” she asked, half-laughing, and he leaned his forehead against hers. “Or did you just want to say my name?” He did want to say her name, over and over again like a chant, as if saying it would keep her here, as if speaking it aloud meant something entirely different now. Perhaps it did.  “Maria,” he said, quiet, for he’d thought of her name as often and as privately as he’d thought of the way her lips had felt. Hawke closed her eyes and sucked in a breath at the sound of it, and for a moment he thought he had erred. But… “Say it again,” she murmured.  From the moment she’d stood from the bench—or he’d half-pulled her from it—they’d been standing before the fire, too distracted by each other to sit or move. Fenris pulled her with him now, leaning back against the table and waiting for her to join him there. She relaxed against him, filling every empty space he left for her, and Fenris traced her cheek with his fingertips before speaking again.  “Maria,” he said again. “Maria. You are here.” “Here I am,” she agreed, dark eyelashes closing over her lovely eyes. Look at me, he wanted to say to her, as he’d wanted to say ever since that night.  But now was not the time. “What now?” he asked instead.  Instead of answering, she angled her head to the side and kissed his jaw, achingly careful and very, very slow. After the first kiss, she gave him a second, then a third, rising from the hard bone at his jaw to the swell of his cheek. Fenris held still for her, but he did not realize that he was holding his breath until she eased back again.  “Alright,” she said, so solemnly that he straightened to attention. He needn’t have bothered. “There you are. That’s my contribution. Now what?” Fenris blinked, then rolled his eyes upward.  “Hawke…” “There it is!” she said, grinning, and added in a scowling, gravelly imitation of his own voice. “Hawke.” Fenris grasped her hips and pulled her to him, kissing her again and again, somewhat more difficult while she was laughing at him. He persisted nonetheless, until her laughing petered off to soft noises instead. He nudged her nose with his, stealing one last kiss before he pulled away.  “You knew what I meant.” “Did I?”  “You did,” he said, narrowing his eyes. “Unless—you have no thoughts on the matter.” “I have plenty of thoughts,” she told him solemnly, “just ask poor Sebastian. He’s heard enough of them to fill a thousand volumes.” Fenris snorted, but he was searching her face even as he reacted. Hawke was avoiding the question; she only ever did this when she didn’t want to talk about something.  Very well. He would speak first. They’d come this far, had they not?

I feel like I've called in everyone for the tag game today, so I'm gonna keep the list very short this time and just tag @greypetrel @star--nymph and (genuinely!) anybody else who wants in!

[coockie8]

Ravess: You've known him for a while, right? What's Dark Ace's best quality?

Snipe: His ass.

Cyclonis: Um... Can you repeat that--

Snipe: His assertive personality.

[caernua]

been spending way too much time lately wondering what my ocs and oc ships would do on love island