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My first time writing smut. Feel free to critique. Honesty is always good. Not proofread.

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My First, My Only

JohnxEsther

John sat hunched over his desk, irritated. There was always so much work to be done for the project. It was ceaseless and exhausting. And though he was excited to marry Esther, Joseph had somehow managed to translate the happy occasion into even more work for him.

As much as John was happy to be the face of the project he sometimes resented the artifice of it. Nothing in his life was just his. It reminded him of his childhood. The sports, and clubs. Parties and tutors and private lessons. Dance, voice and music. All of it for the benefit of his parents. So they could parade him around like a show pony and show the world what wonderful parents they were. Look how smart our boy is and handsome and talented. How lucky he is that we chose him.

Sometimes it felt the same with Joseph. Fake for the benefit of the project. And it seemed this would be for the project as well. Everything for the project. A marriage of one the heralds should be celebrated. Nevermind how he felt about it. Never anything that he could say was just his.

He took off his glasses, eyes tired from the strain of reading the many notes and plans laid out across his normally tidy desk. Sinking back into his chair, pinching the bridge of his nose he yawned.

Small hands squeezed his shoulders, attempting to rid him of the tension there. He moaned softly, grinning.

"I didn't hear you come in little bumblebee."

Esther leaned forward wrapping her arms around him. Her hand reached under his shirt raking her nails lightly across his chest. "It's late hummingbird. Come to bed."

She nipped at his ear, her hand gradually making its way down his chest. He pulled her hand away squeezing her wrist harder than he intended. He normally enjoyed her teasing. The make outs and heavy petting made him feel like stupid needy teenager again. But not tonight.

He growled a little as he stood. "Fine. I'll come to bed but just stop okay. Please."

She followed close behind as he headed upstairs to their bedroom. She sat on the bed and watched him change to finally get some sleep. He sighed heavily glancing over at her. Taking note of the confused, dejected look on her face.

"I'm sorry Esther. It's just been a very long day." Sitting beside her he played with the of her nightie idly. "I love you but I'm just really not in the mood to be teased."

Grinning wryly, she pulled herself closer to him till she was nestled in his lap, to straddle him. Her hands trailing his bare chest. "Who said I was teasing hummingbird."

Peppering soft kisses along his neck, she rocked her hips, pressing against his already hardening length. He thrust his hips involuntarily, gripping her tightly.

"I thought you wanted to wait? His voice was husky with restrained desire. "I don't want you to regret this, to give me anything you're not not ready to give."

She stopped her kisses, looking up at him. The blue of his eyes nothing but thin rings surrounding blown pupils.

"You're the only person I've ever wanted to..." She held his face in her hands. "I don't want to wait. You're the only man I'll ever love. My first...my only."

She leaned back, grabbing at the hem of her nightie, pulling it over her head and tossing it to the floor. Leaving herself bare, she bit her lip, feeling shy and nervous she couldn't speak above a whisper.

"Make love to me John."

He wrapped his arm around her waist, kissing her as he brought his free hand up to cup her full breast. His tongue parted her soft lips exploring her mouth.

She moaned into him when he grazed her pert nipple with his thumb. His other hand trailing from her waist up her back till his fingers tangled in her hair, pulling her head back to kiss and nip at her neck. She gasped when he bit down before running his tongue over the fresh mark to soothe the tender skin.

She raked her fingernails down his back eliciting a sharp hiss from him. He laughed when she fumbled at his waistband, losing her balance and slipping from his lap to the bed.

"No rush little bumblebee."

He moved to lean over her. He ignored his throbbing cock straining against the fabric of his boxer shorts. As much as he wanted to bury himself deep inside her, it'd been too long since he'd slept with someone, he knew he wouldn't last long. And he wanted this to be a good experience for her.

Taking her nipple into his mouth, sucking it, he trailed his hand up her thigh, hooking thumb in the waistband of her ruffled panties to pull them off.

She made a strangled little noise when he caught her nipple between his teeth biting lightly. Watching him as he kissed a trail of fire down to her abdomen, whining when he stopped to look at her, grinning that frustrating smug grin of his. Mischief in his eyes.

He was teasing her, licking and kissing her thigh and stomach. Everywhere but where she most wanted him. Enjoying the way she squirmed beneath him, her skin flushing with arousal.

"John...please" she pleaded.

He ran his fingers up her slick folds pausing to rub small circles over her clit with not nearly enough pressure, before slipping a finger inside. Slowly moving it in and out, till he found just the right spot to make her thrust her hips into his hand.

"Oh God yes"

He wet his lips, eager to taste her as ran his tongue over her clit, adding another finger. Working them inside her while he lapped and sucked. Her hands went to his head, her fingers gripping his hair as she felt her orgasm slowly build.

His free hand pressed against her thigh to hold her in place while he worked to bring her closer and closer to the edge. His own growing need aching as she panted, and moaned.

"Yes...god yes... JOHN!"

She tensed, her back arching, her hands fisting in his hair pulling harshly.

Her breath was shaky as she slowly came down, her grip on his hair releasing, jerking when he occasionally lightly flicked his tongue over her swollen and sensitive clit.

He moved away from her removing his fingers to lewdly lick them clean. She sat up on her elbows watching him slip his underwear off, releasing his cock precum already glistening on the tip. She swallowed hard, eyes widening and bit her lip. Nervous, it was larger and thicker than she expected.

Seeing her hesitation he leaned forward kissing her lightly and whispering.

"We can stop here Esther." His voice was hoarse, his gaze meeting hers. "It's okay really. If you're not ready."

Her skin shone, her hair a wild tangled mess, plastering her mouth to his, pulling him down with her as she lay back. Opening his mouth with her tongue eliciting a deep groan from him.

His hand on her breast, his thumb grazing her nipple, he settles between her legs. The thick head of his hard cock pressed against her opening, he freezes.

"Yes" she moans into his mouth, cradling his hips with her thighs. Overwhelmed by sensation somewhere between pain and pleasure as he slowly slides into her.

Pulling away from the kiss to whisper, his breath hot against the shell of her ear, sending shivers down her spine.

"Are you alright?" He sounded as though he were fighting for control, to hold himself in check. As if took all of his will to do so. Searching her face for any sign of doubt or hesitation. She raked her nails over his chest, arching beneath him to bring him deeper inside.Her velvety walls warm and wet around him.

"Fuck...so...tight." he made a strangled noise deep in his throat.

His head dropping to the crook of her neck to nip and bite at the soft flesh. Swiping his tongue over each new mark left by his devouring mouth. Reaching his hand between their bodies to find her already oversensitive clit, rubbing it in small circles.

She cried out, lost in the feeling that he was now hers, and she his. Entirely, utterly and completely. Their sweat slick bodies sliding together, his thrusts gaining a steady tempo, her hips moving to meet his pace.

Knowing he wouldn't last much longer his fingers worked her clit as he kissed her again. Deep, demanding, dominating. Claiming her, allowing himself to be claimed mind, body and soul by her.

Her moans and cries grew as fire pooled deep in her belly. A string of expletives and blasphemous declarations escaping her sweet mouth, bucking against him. Her muscle pulled taut, her head thrown back as she came undone beneath him.

Her walls pulsed and fluttered tightly around him like a vice grip. Almost painfully drawing a fierce growl from him. His thrusts losing their rhythm as his own climax approached.

He cried out, her name falling from his lips like a desperate needy prayer as he suddenly stilled. Shuddering, buried deep inside her, filling her to the brim.

They stayed like that, panting heavily, their faces glowing from sweet release, till his arms gave out and he collapsed beside her.

Drowsy from the exertion, he drew the covers up around them as he pulled her close. Basking in the hazy afterglow, both smiling dreamily as she nuzzled his neck. Eventually drifting off to sated, contented slumber.

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😗😀😃😊

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING.

😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you.

😃 - To me, you are easy to approach.

😊 - I think you are a really friendly person.

Excuse me YOU ARE 🥺💕💕💕 Thank you, my beloved bean! ♡

–send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you–

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1, 2, 6, 8

(about the deputy/oc questions) :)

1. What’s their name?

Ariel Towers! Tower was inspired by “rook” as in a rookery yk. And then I looked at the meanings of the tower card and I felt like it was really fitting for them.

2. How old are they?

28 :)

6. Do they like what they do?

No, not really. Their ultimate goal was to be a park ranger but that obviously didn’t happen. They don’t like being in a position of authority, though they do like the social aspect of getting to know just about everyone as a deputy. They’re a people person.

8. What’s their first thought when they took the first step in Joseph’s chapel?

Amidst the anxiety of being surrounded by hostile hillbillies, outnumbered, and fresh on the job, they saw Joseph and thought to themself “he probably doesn’t bathe very much.” They were going to share it with Joey and Staci later :(

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WIP holy crap I actually have something day

tagged by many many people over the past few weeks but most recently I think by @direwombat @socially-awkward-skeleton @clicheantagonist @adelaidedrubman @henbased @ishwaris and @multiverse-of-themind

Tagging: @unleashed111 @depyotee @deputyash @harmonyowl @nuclearstorms @belorage @unholymilf @purplehairsecretlair @derelictheretic @josephslittledeputy @a-far-cry-from-my-main @havingsomemorejohnlarks @amistrio @cobb-vanthss @chyrstis and whoever else feels like sharing

Here’s a little scene from my uh still technically not begun reworked fic, a little ways down the line after John’s been kicked out. Other than that not sure exactly where this fits I just wanted to get it out here

John slipped from between two large supply crates towards a stack of barrels, as quickly as he dared. It was risky, but he had to hear what Joseph and Jacob were saying as they moved toward Cooper’s cage.

“…..due respect, Joseph, you don’t know this man,” Jacob’s gruff voice came through faintly but clearly as John’s two brothers walked a few feet from him.

“I do know him, Jacob,” Joseph’s voice was stern, but soft, always calm unless he had a reason to raise it for emphasis. John felt a twist to his stomach at the sound of it. The last time he had heard that voice, Joseph had been handing down his sentence. Not shouting, but in a ringing and final tone that quelled all argument.

“The Voice showed him to me long before he appeared in our church that night, long before he came to our county, even,” Joseph continued.

“Yes, Joseph, I understand that but…”

“You think the Voice was wrong? Or I perhaps misinterpreted it?”

“No of course not, I just don’t see what we have to gain by keeping this man alive, he’s” Jacob paused, clearly searching for the right words, “a menace.”

John knew exactly how Jacob was feeling. Cooper had caused Eden’s Gate no end of trouble since the war had begun. It was a miracle they had caught him at all. It must be difficult for a military man like Jacob to keep such an obvious threat alive. But Joseph must have his reasons, for which John was grateful. He hadn’t protested when Jacob had thrown Cooper in a cage; starved him, beat him. He was on thin enough ice with his eldest brother as it was. But at his core, he did not wish to see Cooper die.

Joseph and Jacob had stopped just in front of the cage holding the deputy. Carefully, John crouch walked between two empty cages close by, keeping the one draped in tarp between him and Joseph’s line of sight. He peaked out; Joseph was turned toward Jacob and Cooper so John felt he should be alright to watch if he kept still and quiet. Staci Pratt stood nearby, cowering, watching. Cooper was lying on the ground, apparently asleep, but sat up as the two men approached the cage. Joseph motioned for Jacob to stay back a step. John swallowed at how slowly and weakly Cooper moved.

“I know you’re in pain,” Joseph murmured, voicing John’s thoughts aloud, almost too softly to hear, “the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away….”

Joseph crouched in front of the cage, bringing himself to Cooper’s eye level. Cooper watched him, his expression completely blank. John chewed at his lips nervously. Joseph was much too close. Jacob also shifted uncomfortably, clearly of the same mind as John. But he did nothing.

“You know I had a wife once?” Joseph began, rolling up his sleeve to expose the tattoo of his long dead spouse. Then he stuck his arm through the bars of the cage.

John bit down hard on his knuckles to avoid shouting a warning; Jacob leapt forward. But it was too late.

Cooper moved with the speed of a striking rattlesnake; he grabbed Joseph’s arm and snapped it against the bars like a stick of celery.

Joseph cried out, lurching backwards, but again, not fast enough. Cooper reached through the bars, wrapping his vice like hands around Joseph’s throat. He jerked Joseph forward, slamming his head against the bars, and began to squeeze.

“Pratt! Get that cage open now!” Jacob barked. He dashed forward and gripped Cooper’s arm, trying to prise his hands loose, all while Joseph spluttered hideously.

“Fuck!” Jacob swore as his efforts came to nothing, he let go and drew his hand gun, pointing it at Cooper’s head.

“Let go,” he growled, “let go or I’ll kill you now and face the consequences.”

Cooper glared up at him, his face twisted into an animalistic half snarl, half grin, but did not loosen his grip. Joseph’s grew redder and redder. Pratt fumbled with the keys but he was taking too long. Jacob steadied his hands and fired.

John’s stomach dropped. All the air stolen from his lungs. He fell against the side of the cage next to him in shock; most likely making too much noise but no one was paying attention. Then he saw Cooper fall back finally, bleeding from his arm, and sank to the ground in relief. Joseph was safe. Cooper wasn’t safe but he wasn’t dead either. Jacob pulled Joseph back away from the cage as the Father groaned in pain.

“Helicopter! Now!” Jacob shouted orders at his men who were just now appearing to investigate the gunshot, “the father is hurt!”

“The father is hurt!” The message passed through the men who scattered, fetching help as if their own lives were at stake. Pratt finally unlocked Cooper’s cage.

“You,” Jacob snapped at him, “see to his wound, and be careful! I’ll deal with you later.”

Jacob lifted Joseph carefully and hurried away. John exhaled slowly once they were out of sight. He was shaking. He realized his knuckles were bleeding where he had bitten them. He used the bars of the cage to pull himself to his feet and walked over to Cooper’s cage, where Pratt was wrapping a gauze around the bullet wound in Cooper’s arm. A film of sweat shone on Cooper’s brow and he was grimacing, but still he said nothing; made no sound.

“Cooper,” John croaked, and the deputy looked up, meeting John’s gaze defiantly. “Why?”

Cooper stared at him for the longest time, then finally, he just shrugged.

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The male Deputy being tattooed by John.

- Requested by @havingsomemorejohnlarks.

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🦸 for that OC game. sorry if you've already answered it! :)

bby, omg, no sorry-s in my house! 🔪💕 thank you so so much for sending your ask, these are great fun! (I just didn't have the time to respond yet but NOW it has come :3)

🦸 If your OC had any superpower in the world, what would it be, and why? Would they use their powers for good, benefiting others, or would they use it for evil, benefiting only themselves?

Gigi would absolutely always use her power for what she believes is good and right (which usually... is good and right), or at least.. okay? but she is also human so she'd absolutely also use them to benefit herself to some extent.

although I would love to give her something like super strength or healing powers I think it would be really interesting for her to have something that makes her less of a "superhuman" and more like a regular guy with some special ability. I love entertaining the idea of her being able to speak to people telepathically for exactly that reason. also because it would make her character much more morally grey.

I think she would still try to use this for good, but not tell anyone about her ability, which would always mean manipulating people to some extent. imagine how she could suddenly step into Joseph's mind as a second holy voice though! she would probably use it to drive other enemies crazy and wear them down. it would also grant her a new way of letting her friends know how much she loves them.

if that was not an option I'm always a sucker for the obligatory being able to speak to animals! would also make fighting the Peggies much much easier lol

– send me an emoji to find out more about my OC –

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for the questions about your oc or deputy!

3, 6, 7, 8

Sir, I am kissing the tip of your cock rn❣️ *tips hat*

3. What’s their style like? (Clothing style, hats, gloves, masks, etc.)

My girl loves her skinny jeans and her homemade crop tops! At least after she finally ditches her uniform which she kept on for way too long after the helicopter crash. She dearly misses her western boots but those were pretty much ruined by the time Dutch had pulled her out of the lake. They were basically falling apart around her feet so she soon replaced them with some sneakers she got from someone’s abandoned home and swore to “replace them once this shit show is over” but I seriously doubt the shoe’s former owners were even still alive by the time this happened 😬

Since she doesn’t have much choice after finally realising she is not really ~with the police~ anymore and leaving her uniform for good, great choice bc honestly it got a little yucky already, Jerome offers her to have a look at some clothing donations the church received. That’s where the trouble maker shirt came from. Classy, as always. Jess lets her have one of her flannels (Gigi just looked too cute after falling asleep in it and ONLY it in her bed, and Gigi was very happy to keep this as a reminder of some good times.) Just like Nick and Kim provide her with a few too. They were just Nick’s at first but who’d Kim be if she didn’t treat her husband’s clothes like her own? ✨ When it gets colder she puts on Staci’s leather jacket which she retrieved from his truck that was parked in Falls End after making it back there for the first time after the crash. He doesn’t ask for it back and despite being a little large on her it keeps her warm and makes her feel safe.

Regarding underwear she loves lacey and strappy stuff. Especially in red and black but she doesn’t wear impractical bras for work and good fucking luck finding anything in 34DD at all in Hope County, reapings or not. So she clings to the bra she arrived with as if her life depends on it. John gets Gigi a few sets of obscenely expensive underwear at some point though and if the situation were any different she would piss on them in protest like a disgruntled cat but since she hasn’t worn a different bra in months and been “borrowing” panties from every person she rubbed fronts with pretty consistently she just bites her tongue and takes them.

Top that all off with the hat she found at Dutch’s bunker he let her keep of course, season with hand wraps and we’ve got ourselves a funky little junior deputy!

6. Do they like what they do? (Deputy, Cultists, totally non-partial bystander just waiting for the chance to shoot someone, etc.)

Yes, now she does. Her reason for joining the police was protecting and helping people and she is still doing just that just not as police anymore. It’s better this way anyways bc ya know 1312.


7. What are their thoughts on the cult?

Lunatics. All of them. Though she does pity some of them, especially the younger ones. And Faith.

It’s complicated. At least that’s what Gigi tells herself when she doesn’t wanna acknowledge that the cult DID something to her, fucked enough with her head to at least see their leader and his heralds naked on the reg. Still she fights them with tooth and nail, keeps it a secret from everyone and would chose her friends over them any day.

(And YET she has also somehow become undercover chaos mum to Ricki, Hoot and Junior, @raccoondog3‘s sons. Let’s attribute this to her having a big heart and those three just being cool.)


8. What’s their first thought when they took the first step in Joseph’s chapel? Alt: What’s their first thought when Joseph announced to go out for the reaping? 

“Fuck. This is uncomfortable. This is not a good idea. Should have had Stace call for backup… Shit, Marshal, don’t make this into a pissing contest those freaks are gonna molest and kill us so fast, we’re severely outnumbered.

Put on a shirt.

Shit, that’s that kid [referring to Faith who is in fact older than her but at first all she sees is 17 y/o Rachel wo was basically abducted by discount-David Koresh].”

*helicopter crashes*

“Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck not Joey! Get me outta here what the fuck!”

It’s just a stressful shitfest. Also, men yelling is still something she doesn’t respond well to. It just be like dat I guess.

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for the "NSFW Character Trait Meme"

🍏 🍊 🍭 :)

cheers to you, fellow connoisseur of Far Cry-themed sexual fantasies! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)💕

🍏 Preference for top or bottom/Submissive or dominant.

Definitely sub bottom. Gigi does not like to outright admit this though, like the little clown she is 🤡 Does also enjoy topping and doming though, but subbing is definitely her preference. Giving up control and letting herself fall into pleasure really does it for her, probably because she has to be in control and responsible all the time in her day-to-day life. Thats also why she sometimes has a hard time actually letting go when being intimate with someone.

🍊 Monogamous? Open relationship? Polyamorous?

I don’t even know what she is (except for pan) but my deputy definitely has a lot of love to give and a sex drive comparable to the fast and furious series so she sleeps around with every whom she finds attractive and is down for some.

🍭 How sexually active is your character?

Gigi does not only got hyperactive brain disorder but also hyperactive sex drive desease!

She definitely can be a very sexual person and lets herself enjoy that. In her first few weeks in Hope County she didn’t even allow herself to have romantic feelings because she was super strict with herself in regards to separating romantic and sexual things from her job but once she finally had her magical girl transformation and realised that being a cop doesn’t mean shit in this situation anyways and that she is here, helping the people out of her own accord, she let herself finally clap cheeks like there’s no tomorrow. There might not even be….

Thank you for asking me those! Love you, my dude ♡

—send me a sinday sunday ask—

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🥨 for the moodboard thing x

Thank you so muuuch 🥰 this was so fun (and now I gotta get a snack)!

🥨 for a moodboard of my muse’s favorite things to eat

of course all vegan an ✨delicious✨

(not pictured: pussy)

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2 and 3 for the oc questions :D

hehe thank you! this is gonna be fun <3 (you did not specify the category so I'm just doing all 2s and 3s from the list :3)

this got really long so it's answered under the cut

BASICS

2. What does their name mean? Why were they named that?

the incredibly deep and thoughtful meaning behind Deputy Gigi's name is that she is the deputy and Gigi is my nickname and she is named that way because she is my fun little self-insert lady with a fun little hat. 😎

On a more serious note: I have thought a lot about her name by now and have come to the conclusion that I find it highly amusing if she were to just go by her first name (which is possibly a nickname, I haven't decided yet) and title and nobody really knew that much about her full name because it does not really matter in the end anyway. She'll introduce herself as the Junior Deputy or Deputy Gigi and people are all confused and will be like..? "Is Gigi your surname? Is this a nickname? Your nametag says Rook." in absolute confusion. She'd just shrug and leave them in the dark.

although I have considered making Rook her last name but I am somewhat hesitant about that for some reason I do not know

according to some mediocre ecosia research (use ecosia btw! it's great!) Gigi can be the diminutive of Virginia, which can mean "virginal" or "virgin woman", something I find equally amusing considering how much of a thot my character and I are, but also "pure" which I find kinda endearing. under all of this wrath and energy and grief and confusion and stress, there are pure intentions and those are what motivates her. it is a stretch but I like the connection nonetheless.

3. Do they have any nicknames?

Yes! Sharky calls her Shorty, Hurk has adopted the practice. (I love them.) Stacy, she likes to call him Stace, used to call her Stinky but not as much anymore after he is freed from Jacob's capture. Addie sometimes uses sweet pea, sweetcorn, or sweet greens for her. Everybody respects that and nobody dares to make fun of it. Also because they are scared of the ass whooping they would get from both.

APPEARANCE

2 . Do they have a face claim?

Hm kinda but also kinda not...? I based her design on my face for obvious self-insert reasons but also because I cannot draw without tracing photos to save my life.

If I had to pick a face-claim with a gun to my head I'd probably say Gal Gadot, but also because I am a HUGE wonder woman fan. Maybe throw in some Priyanka Chopra - especially during her Quantico days - and Zoë Kravitz in there too.

3. What’s their style like? Clothes, hair, makeup?

ooooh fun fun fun! I love talking about style and this specifically!

At first, Gigi was really attached to her uniform. To a point where it took a good bit of persuasion from Dutch until she finally agreed to at least take it off to let it dry. (She then also gave it a rinse because lake water stinks and she eventually came to the realization that she cannot be a respectable deputy if she smells like days-old fish pee.)

But during the first few weeks after the helicopter crash, she will absolutely not take that damn uniform off. Not even if it gets really hot under the shirt. It is so ingrained in her that she is responsible for protecting the citizens of Hope County, especially now that the situation has escalated. She. Cannot. Possibly. Fail. Them. It's not only her job but her duty and the uniform that represents this role as Junior Deputy is the only thing that she can cling to for at least a brief sense of security and pre-reaping normalcy.

Then, after having witnessed one too many deaths, presumably on the resistance side - that she of course secretly blames herself for - something in her snaps and she ditches the uniform because at this point it does not mean anything anymore anyways. So from then on, she sports her skinny jeans and the trouble maker crop top. John swears it's a deliberate decision to taunt them because her new clothes show off the scars he gave her all too well and OH MY GOD IT'S NAKED SKIN! LITTLE JOHNNY JUST HAS TO STARE!

She also ditches her old boots eventually for a pair of trainers which she takes from an abandoned home. It's something she hates doing but her boots are basically falling apart by then and decent shoes in her size are hard to come by when nobody gets in or out of the county. She makes a mental note to get whoever they previously belonged to a new pair if they are both still alive when the cult is finally defeated though.

And of course, not to forget, her cowboy hat! It was something Dutch allowed her to take from his bunker. It belonged to a family member once but they have stopped visiting him quite a while ago and he figures she can keep it. Also a little ref to Sheriff Whitehorse who she respects a lot and who is someone my dep looks up to.

PERSONALITY

2 . Which one of the 16 Personality Types do they fit into?

okay, okay, okay. I'm getting a little ranty again so I'll try to keep it short but my stance on this is that the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is complete and utter bullshit. give it a google if you're interested, I'm too tired of this to explain.

3. What are their hobbies and interests? Do they have any particular “favorites” (food, books, and so on)?

The easiest way to Gigi's heart is food. Food and horses. She has been riding horses as long as she can walk and she absolutely loves spending time with those animals. And she loves to cook and eat. She loves taking care of people by cooking for them and getting cared for in the same way. If you get her takeout after she had a long day of work she'll basically be down to get married on the spot (John, take note! You should have brought Bang Bang Broccoli with Tofu to the church instead of those dead ravens).

During the reaping, she would love nothing more than to catch a break with a book. She prefers non-fiction but at the time she would take basically anything to just take her mind off the whole mess for a while.

BACKGROUND

2 . What’s their family like?

Things with her parents are tense but not completely terrible. They don't talk often. She has a bunch of cousins she loves but doesn't get to see as often as she'd like. At least that means nobody is worried about her when she does not text or call for a while... She hates when people worry about her.

3. What factions or organizations are they a part of? What ranks and titles do they hold?

Hope County Sheriff's Department – current – Junior Deputy

The Resistance – current – bad bitch trying her best

Girl Scouts of the USA – age 10 – Junior yes, she used to be a girl scout but unfortunately only briefly

RELATIONSHIPS

2. What’s their friend group like? What role do they play in it?

Deputy Gigi is absolutely chaotic good. A very loud, very fun, and caring mom-friend. Okay, maybe not exactly mum but fun auntie-friend? She always wants to take care of everybody and can make friends wherever she goes but she can also quickly get too much for people when she's having a good time and really excited about life.

That, fortunately, attracts a bunch of queerdos though! But the job has taken a toll on her social life and does not get to see and talk to her old friends as much as she would like anymore...

3. What’s their love life like? Do they have any kids?

Active describes it the best. My deputy is definitely a people-person. She also values her alone-time but she is naturally outgoing flirty and sexual (when she is not on the job) so she does date and sleep around. That stops for a while with the reaping but once she is back to her old self, virtually no cheeks in hope county will escape the clapping!

FUN FACTS

2. Do they play any instruments? Sports?

She plays guitar. Not super well but it's enough to accompany her singing and that she does well! Same for playing the piano. Generally, she is musically inclined she just lacks any formal education, and now the time to practice.

Dep Gigi does not play sports apart from horse riding but she starts to learn bat tricks when it becomes her trusty companion.

3. What are some items they always carry?

a chewed up pen, cliff bars, ibuprofen an,d a knife plus her trusty rusty bat

for more insight into her pockets pls refer to the OC inventory tag thing I made ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[strafethesesinners]

What Greek God is your oc?

Tagged by @direwombat and @socially-awkward-skeleton to take this quiz for my OCs!

Apollo

honestly im much kinder in all the other ones but you have... such bottom energy. I mean really. you've got the whole homosexual tragic romance thing going on. Its not bad! its just i feel like you invented tragic relationships. congrats on being good at literally everything though, its totally fair that you get music, poetry, culture, truth, prophesy etc etc etc. oh yeah and the epitome of beauty. leave something for the rest of us huh?

Valor ‘V’ Coleman

Dionysos

you literally invented wine, the theatre, and having cats. unfortunately you also invented madness and maybe sometimes encouraged your followers to tear people apart. well... anyway, youre one of those mostly chill people who REALLY know how to party. though everyone does very slightly worry about you. but its probably fine right?

Tagging @purplehairsecretlair (right up your alley!) @adelaidedrubman @deputyash @harlow1898 @harmonyowl @nuclearstorms @henbased @shallow-gravy @belorage @multiverse-of-themind @florbelles @blackreaches @statichvm @cobb-vanthss @josephslittledeputy @zyremita @a-far-cry-from-my-main @havingsomemorejohnlarks @shellibisshe @derelictheretic idk whoever wants to!

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FC5 OC Inventory Tag Thing

I stumbled over this OC Inventory Tag Meme posted by @strafethesesinners a few weeks ago, and decided to modify it a bit to better fit our beloved Far Cry OCs.

Rules: Bold everything your OC has in their inventory and tag someone. If you do not have a specific OC do this for your personal player character. Feel free to specify anything about an item in [brackets]! There is a free space for items still missing at the end of this.

BAG

backpack | shoulder pack | duffle bag | drawstring bag | waist pack | purse | pants pockets | jacket pockets

WEAPONS

fists | brass knuckles [in rose gold (◡‿◡✿)] | shovel | axe | wooden baseball bat | aluminum bat | paddle | pipe | tree branch throwing knife | butterfly knife | hunting knife | combat knife | machete .44 Magnum | P08 | P226 | 1911 | A-99 | SMG-11 | D2 | M-79 SBS | 1887 | M133 MP40 | MP5 | MP34 | BZ19 45/70 | MS16 | M-16 | AK-47 | AR-C | BP-2 .308 Carbine | MBP .50 | AR-CL | SA-50 | SVD MG42 | M249 | M60 RAT4 | RPG-7 | shovel launcher | flamethrower | Magnopulser bear spray | smoke grenades | molotovs | dynamite | grenades | pipe bombs | proximity explosives | remote explosives slingshot | recurve bow | compound bow

GUN ATTACHMENTS

scope | suppressor | extended magazine

APPAREL

ellbow pads | knee pads | wrist guards | bullet proof vest | Junior Deputy uniform | shirt | pants | skirt | dress | scarf | cowboy hat | cap | helmet | mask | gloves | sneakers | boots | jacket | necklace | bracelet | rings | watch | flower crown | sunglasses | glasses | a change of clothes | a change of underwear [it’s literally the tiny rolled up hookup-emergency-panty, don’t judge]

HEALTH + CONSUMABLES

canteen | oregano ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | liquor | cigarettes | bliss (drug) | medkit | tampons | pads | inhaler | painkillers | burn cream | contacts | moisturizer | perfume | homeopathics | bait | hides | bliss flowers | blue lupines | jimson weed | mustard flowers | prairie fire | prickly lettuce | bliss oil | fangs for hire treats

TOOLS

repair tool | fishing rod | hunting traps | snares | lockpicks | grapple | rope | wingsuit + parachute | binoculars | compass | lighter | pliers | camping dishes | fork | knife | spoon | flashlight | radio

COLLECTIBLES

Cougar's baseball card | Cheeseburger bobblehead | Mars comic | Vietnam comic | Zombie comic | Birds Today magazine [ specifically the duck issue] | Fishing magazine | Hunting magazine | Western Flora magazine [specifically mustard issue] | Vietnam lighter | Vinyl LPs | McHelen 57 whiskey

FOOD

rations for themselves | rations for others | candy | instant coffee | tea bags | energy bars | peanut butter | crackers | trailmix | instant noodles | canned soup | baked beans | hot dog buns | nuts | cookies | oats | chocolate | hot dogs | gum | chips | marshmallows | string cheese | jerky | energ drink | iced tea | soda | beer

MISC

pen [chewed up] | pencil | journal | sketchbook | notepad | map | kindling | keys | lose coins | VHS tape | spray paint | soap | comb | brush | hair ties | razor | lipstick | pocket lint | rosary | cassette tape or CD | Hope County Sheriff's Department badge | camping stove | tent | sleeping bag

ANYTHING ELSE? (sentimental items, religious paraphernalia etc.)

some lose ammo, a multi tool and whatever she earns through hunting

I don’t know where my Dep keeps all of this shit btw. she doesn’t have a bag. her pant’s only have small pockets. does she just stuff everything down her bra? is she pulling everthing literally out of her ass? we don’t know!

that’s it :) I tag @josephslittledeputy @yeetslovescheese @get2del-taco @havingsomemorejohnlarks @laindtt @transdeputy @strafethesesinners @sinner-and-a-satan @fc-5 @just-mint-to-be @eivxr @cptstonks @henbased @adelaidedrubman @preachtilmorning @vasiktomis @nonfunctioning-queer @faithchel @lamburrito @cullxtheherd @scungilliwoman @clicheantagonist @shallow-gravy @curlymantis @bisexualjohnseed and literally everyone who sees this, find it interesting and would like to do it. I hope you have fun!! <3

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- Requested by @havingsomemorejohnlarks.

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Gigi | a-am-the-balancing-point | they/them

@seekerofthemuse tagged me to make a mood board with nine images to describe myself which I thought was pretty cool!

tagging: @josephslittledeputy @yeetslovescheese (I hope you will see this) @rachellie-420 @scungilliwoman @sinfuels @nonfunctioning-queer @havingsomemorejohnlarks @transdeputy @raccoondog3 @strafethesesinners @neonwizardheehee @henbased @8bitpizzacoupons and anyone who sees this and would like to do it too :) love y’all ♡

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shoutout to @adelaidedrubman @clicheantagonist and @scungilliwoman for tagging me in this 🥰

I tag @josephslittledeputy @havingsomemorejohnlarks @nonfunctioning-queer and everyone who sees this and would like to do it!

JUNIOR DEPUTY GIGI

NO. OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES: 1 / 2 / 3+

TONE OF VOICE: high / average / deep

ACCENT: yes / no

DEMEANOR: confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other

POSTURE: slumped / straight / stiff / relaxed

HABITS: head tilting / swaying / fidgeting / stuttering / gesturing / arm crossing / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair or clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintaiens eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at a distance / handsy

COMPLEXITY

VOCABULARY: ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️

EMOTION: ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️

SENTENCE STRUCTURE: ⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪️

PROFANITY

FREQUENCY: ⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚪️

CREATIVITY (in regards to profanity): ⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚪️

BOLD ALL THAT APPLY - arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. twat. wanker. pussy.

THIS OR THAT - straightforward or cryptic? / finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind? / masculinity, neutrality or femininity? / formalities or with abrasiveness? / praise or equivocation? / frankness or lies? / excessive or minimal hand gestures? / name-calling or magnanimity? / friendly or blunt?

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING OR UNDERSTANDING YOUR CHARACTER? - almost always / frequently / rarely / never.

DOES YOUR CHARACTER’S POINT COME ACROSS EASILY WHEN THEY SPEAK? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS? - almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.

WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE ‘WHOM’ IN A SENTENCE? yes / no / only ironically

YOUR CHARACTER WANTS TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT. WHAT WORD DO THEY USE? - but / though / although / however / perhaps / mayhaps.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS? - walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that’s everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here / remain quiet / they don’t.

WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONGS TO, HEARING THEM SPEAK? - upper / middle / lower.

IN WHAT WAYS DOES THE WAY YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS? - accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn’t.

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@adelaidedrubman, @scungilliwoman, @johnnycranes, @vasiktomis, @faithchel, @strafethesesinners, @gamer-purgatory and @clicheantagonist all tagged me to take this uquiz for me my deputy to find out what form of love she embodies and got…

LOVE AS LIGHT

[ love as a luminous force—warm, radiant, and golden ] when mary oliver wrote "light of the world hold me” and when charles bukowski said “I look at her and light goes all through me” and when david viscott said “to love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides”and when e. e. cummings said “lovers alone wear sunlight”

I am tagging @josephslittledeputy and @havingsomemorejohnlarks specifically bc I really wanna know what Willa and Rook will get 👀 but also everyone who sees this and would like to do it!!

EDIT: AND @nonfunctioning-queer!!!! I need to know abt Genie!!