#having to shit in a Ziploc bag in front of a failed reagan-era astronaut turned ceo named Stockton Rush
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also wwe all agree that that submersible exploded like 2 days ago and everyone is just fucking pretending it didn't and there's still hope right
#C'mon#Those people died the minute they missed the first check in lmfao#Crumpled like a tin fucking can#And honestly? It's better if they did#Can you imagine being stuck in a minivan in the dark on the ocean floor#having to shit in a Ziploc bag in front of a failed reagan-era astronaut turned ceo named Stockton Rush#And a rich 1800s British factory owner who murders endangered species for fun who time traveled#Just so he could choose to dress and act like your weird uncle who tried to get you to buy mlm protein drinks on Facebook#Named Hamish fucking Harding#☠️#titan submersible
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