#having heart palpitations 🥺

[thecoyotescry]

Nicholas, I would like your hand in marriage. I’ll do anything for it, actually!!! 😍😍😍

(photo creds to whoever takes these wonderful photos of him because my heart eyes are HUGE)

[landograndprix]

fantasy ❁ l.n 

summary: biggest simp on the lando norris simp train, just an ordinary girl living her normal life until she gets noticed by Mclaren's golden boy.

requested: yes! requests are open!

a/n: no you don't understand how much fun it was to make this one :') this would also be my nightmare tho like nah, I'd be so embarrassed 💀

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landonorris

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[noirflms]

୧ ˚₊ 6:30 PM — miya atsumu

it’s too good to be true when silence greets you in the home of yours.

atsumu is a girl dad , he loves his princess and he knows his princess loves him too , but his love is too much for his little girl , but she doesn’t seem to care , for she knows of her daddy’s love for her. you know how her eyes gleam at the mention of her father , they sparkle with adoration for the male and that is something that you know is unchangeable — something that could never be taken out of your lives.

it is utter silence in the home of yours when you enter , hands clutched onto grocery bags , shoulders sagged from the weight of your laptop bag. it might be a day off for atsumu but for you the weekday is never called off and tired is all you’d ever feel. the silence is not eerie but you have never witnessed such silence before and it certainly scares you.

the kitchen is lit by dim lights , it is not a mess as you always expect but clean — dishes in their places and dirty ones still sitting there , waiting to be cleaned , not a box is out of place — and you are clouded with worry for this is something out of character for your two troublemakers. your heart palpitates in your chest , drumming against your rib cage , and in worry your place the bags down in a hurry feet already rushing to reach your daughter’s room.

your hurriedly open the door , but the sight before you washes away all your worries.

the room resonated with atsumu’s heavy snores and your daughter’s light breathing. your little girl is placed upon her father’s chest , drool dropping upon his tank top but he is in such a sound slumber that atsumu doesn’t seem to care , her hands clasp the cloth of his tank , and your eyes do not miss the way it clenches every now and then.

a sticker sheet sits nearby — her pretty pastel and pink ones that she so stubbornly had asked you for — but few are missing , the new packet thrown open and you know they are placed upon atsumu’s bare arms and face , some line his collarbone , and most upon his face and arms. you let out a little laugh looking in what state your husband has been left in , but he is such a deep sleeper that it doesn’t trouble him at all.

your feet lead you to your dear family , your fingers brushing the baby hairs away from her face away and you watch her muzzle into her father’s chest. atsumu’s heavy hand rests upon her small back , and you smile at the sight of the two sleeping so soundly. your gaze softens at the way he holds her and you can’t help but press a short kiss upon his forehead and on her head , brushing his blonde hair back and you feel him lean into your touch.

“ honey , is it you? when did you come home? ” he stirs awake , knowing of your touch and you shake your head , watching him groggily cleaning the sleep from his eyes.

“ sleep my love , i’ll take care of it , i know you need it. ” you whisper , pressing a kiss to the crown of his head and he leans into the warmth you bring. he sleepily mumbles an ‘i love you’ and pulls his daughter closer , shifting to sleep on her little bed , one she is growing too quickly for.

you have loved such a sight , your eyes always soften with nothing but love in them when you look at the two. even though you have been two who never settle for less , your little joy made it quick to come down , settle for more than you ever could and sometimes you are happy knowing atsumu is a girl dad , for then you know he would do anything in this world for his little miracle.

and you are happy that he is yours to call , for you know he has tried his all to get you the world , and you know he’d do the same for your little girl , he’d put the world in her feet if she’d ask him too.

atsumu as a girl dad is pretty canon and i am here for it 😭🥺

NOIRFLMS 2023 ! all rights reserved - plagiarism is a crime. reblogs are very much appreciated.

[moonspirit]

can we get some aruani wedding headcanons please 🙏👀

Hello!

But AruAni wedding headcanons 🥺

I like to think that Aruani's "real" wedding, i.e. the one that's not there just for a political display will be a very quiet one with just their closest friends: the Ambassadors + Levi & Co.

Well.... As quiet as it can be, anyway. Jean, Reiner, Connie and Gabi are ready to bring the house down.

It will be a open-air seaside wedding! Either a remote beach or a cliff overlooking the sea, complete with the wind whipping at their clothes and the sea stretching vast and wide, endless to the horizon. Big, beautiful clouds float in the sky, changing colours as the day draws on.

Whether sandy beach or rock-studded grassy cliffside, it means Annie's wedding dress will be short-with the hem somewhere around the calves or below knee-for ease of movement. She's quite happy with that, really. The easier it is to manspread, the better.

But the rest of the dress is a fucking pain in the ass. Stupid strapless bra, stupid underwires, stupid everything. If she could, she'd have gotten married in a hoodie and shorts.

She can't seem to get rid of Hitch and Pieck's fussing over her hair and clothes and pooh-poohs their hard work (secretly she's grateful because she couldn't have done shit on her own).

Meanwhile Armin is a panicky, teary, sobbing MESS.

He's also driving Jean nuts with his fidgeting - everything on his person has to be perfect for Annie! Perfect tie! Perfect suit! Perfect flower-in-pocket thingy! It gets so bad to the point that Mikasa has to tie him up with rope and make him sit still in a corner.

Hitch has also been drinking right from sunrise and shows no signs of stopping. After bothering Annie, she's taken to sitting at a table and admiring everyone that passes by, man or woman. Reiner is very scared of her.

Onyankopon is officiating and he's got the perfect vows ready and whatnot.

Levi doesn't want wine, he wants TEA, and he's satisfied when he's got it. He also watches everyone around him in their suits and dresses, and feels a tad sad that his kids are all so grown up now.

Not very sad when Gabi's cheekily threatening to wheel him into the sea or tip him off the cliff tho. RIP Papa Levi, your parenthood will never cease.

Close to the time of the wedding, Armin's nervous and jumpy in his room, head in his hands and telling himself to calm down. Nobody understands why he's so anxious. (The real reason is because he's minutes away from being called "Annie's Husband" and the poor boy's so happy he's having heart palpitations).

I think there has to be a secret medical team on standby.

Annie, on the other hand, is very quiet in her room, sitting before the mirror. On either side of her are Pieck and Hitch, also quiet after their endless teasing. Annie's dazed. This is really happening? A day has come when she's actually getting married? She didn't even think she'd live this long, but here's a big bouquet in her hand and the dress she's wearing is finely tailored. Pretty. Beautiful.

After a long silence staring at each other through the mirror, the three of them start crying.

But nevermind any of that. The only one doing the real heavy work here is Mikasa, alternating between Armin's room and Annie's, telling them both firmly "You can do this." like it's a mission.

At the flowery arch altar(?) thingy, Armin's ready to receive Annie and so anxious he's sweating bullets.

But when Annie makes her appearance, being walked by Connie (ye, he's the best), there are TWO men who burst into tears. None other than the bridegroom and also Reiner, because he's pathetic and emotional.

It's a bit annoying really.

Also Armin's maybe struggling to breathe. Somebody please check his pulse.

But can anyone really blame him tho? She's BEAUTIFUL!!!!! Outshining the glittering sea.

Not only him tho. The blush on Annie's face is powered by the fucking sun.

And can anyone blame her?! He's DASHING!! It should be criminal for a man to look that good.

(*whispers* she's gonna jump him later in the night before he's even unbuttoned his suit)

When Annie meets Armin at the altar, Mikasa's the one that's the most proud. She's got tears in her eyes. It's a beautiful wedding, and these two are so dreadfully, horribly, terribly in love. There's a small pang of sadness in her but overall, she's incredibly happy for her little brother.

When prompted for the "I do's", Annie's a bit breathless when she says it while Armin's honestly doing his best not to say it before Onyankopon's even asked him.

The kiss is suspiciously too innocent.

Pieck loudly snickers from the back that they shouldn't be anywhere near the newlyweds that night.

The post-wedding shenanigans are insane!!!!!

DANCING AND DRINKING EVERYWHERE!! Best man and Best Woman speeches, plenty of embarrassing flashback stories, plenty of laughter, plenty of everyone getting very pissed off at each other.

If it's by the beach, the boys carry Armin off and throw him into the sea.

The same with Annie tho Mikasa tells her to wear some granny panties in advance. Hitch isn't having any of it. The fuck do you mean granny panties?! Why?! Well, to protect against sand in the coochie ofc. Hitch still won't have it because ugly.

FUCK THE WEDDING SUITS AND DRESSES AND EVERYTHING! ITS TIME TO SPLASH AROUND IN THE WATER!!!!

Everyone is soggy and wet and very hot

The Ackermans too are no match for the waves. SOGGY AND WET AND HAPPY, I TELL YOU!!!!

... Ah, there is a wedding cake.

But Connie mixes up birthday and wedding etiquette and ends up slapping it on Aruani's faces.

Falco accidentally drinks alcohol again and passes out. Why is he always accidentally getting wine in his mouth? Smh.

To be as annoying as possible, everyone keeps Armin and Annie away from each other as best as they can. Not a moment together! CRIMINAL!

When they assemble to take a photo together, the photographer spends at least 20 minutes under the camera cloth ordering adjustments in their positions. It's frustrating. Reiner's boobs are blocking everything else, ugh. Fucking hell, Reiner.

(But when the photo finally comes out, days later, it's so beautiful. All of them, grinning bright and some caught mid-laugh, hair and clothes windblown, flowers in their hands, holding each other close, sunlit and golden and so very happy.)

Well into the night and finally alone at last, Annie finds, that instead of being relieved, she's even MORE annoyed.

Because Armin's being insufferable.

He's all "wife this" and "wife that" and "my beautiful pretty adorable wife" and she's so embarrassed she could just. die.

But no. No die. Only wedding night activities 🌚🌝.

[ladykarloff]

Hey, everyone.

I'm in a bit of a pickle. I'm not trying to sound like a pauper so close to Christmas time, but I need some help.

Not only am I gonna be a few dollars short on my rent (I'll only need $80, as I have $610 coming from this check), but one of my cats isn't feeling really good.

Luna (my little white wookiee) keeps throwing up, and she's got some blood in her stool. I'm very worried about her, and I need to take her to the vet soon. I'm not gonna put up emaciated pictures of her being sick because a, that's triggering for some people and b, I promise I'm not making a jest. I'm just very concerned that she may be sick sick.

I'm worried because she's never been this ill before, and my heart is getting palpitations because of this. That being said, I'm opening up commissions for either a sketch or a full piece of art.

Anything is more than alright with me, and if you presently cannot donate, I won't begrudge any of you. But please, can some of my mutuals boost this?

I just wanna eliminate the possibility that Luna is terminally ill because I don't wanna lose a kitty around Christmas time.

If you want some art done in exchange for giving me a donation to help her, please message me with what you'd like, and I'll try to get to it as soon as possible.

Thank you. 🥺🙏🏼

[06605]

Ok but what about spiderman!Jude swinging y/n around the town for a date like MJ and Peter P in Far From Home 🥺 ??? Btw ur so amazing 💞

spiderman!jude x fem!reader

pairings: jude bellingham , reader

genre: fluff

summary: jude takes y/n on a date

a/n: Thank you for the likes I recieved on my first post, here's a "pt.2" that was requested by a lovely anon. This was short since I'm busy due to exams so enjoy! <3 Thank you once again, I really appreciate it 🙏🏿 &lt;3 | "pt.1" here

- ☆ D a t e N i g h t ☆ -

Ever since you and Jude met you've both have been increasing together; mainly a couple in general.

He would pay you frequent visits in school or out of, which you always appreciated because he was always available to you. Being a superhero and attempting to be an always-there-for-you-boyfriend require difficult responsibilities. But, at any time of day, he had time for you; he wanted you to be content.

You blinked. Realizing that you had been daydreaming for the past minutes.

You felt a weight on your shoulder and heard some gentle snoring, it was Jude.

You decide to leave him alone, since he's probably had a exhausting day.

You looked at the clock, and it was past twelve.

Your mother would murder you if she found you awake, but she isn't here. Fortunately for you, she is out of town for the month.

You close your laptop softly, without causing a commotion that would wake the other.

You moved his head with your hand to reposition his head into the cushion; his breath hitched, evidently stopping you.

You moved your laptop to your desk and officially called it a night. . . It was night, you heard a faint knock at your window.

You smiled as you saw who it was, Jude. You let him in.

He quickly pulled you into his embrace, "Jude, I can't breathe.."

"Sorry" He let go but still had a hold on your waist.

"I. . .I want to take you out. On a date. A proper date, yeah? . . Would you be willing to go?" He stated apprehensivsly "Of course."

Your comment made his eyes gleam with delight. He let go of your hand and took a step backwards to the open window, motioning two fingers together telling you to 'come here'.

You did so. "Remember, you're going outside, and I don't want you to catch a cold." He shooted a web towards an adjacent hoodie and launched it back to him.

"Put this on."

As you did, he brought his arm over your waist, bringing you close to him.

What you liked about Jude was that he was always concerned about your health, wanting to keep you from contracting any illness or condition that might alienate you from him.

He plunged backwards with you in the air, your heart palpitating and you screaming in terror as you look down and find you're almost on the ground. You gripped him as tightly as you could, unable to let go because you trusted him.

Just when you thought you were going to crash, you felt yourself ascending and him landing on some sort of concrete.

"Hey, you're fine." I've got you." He stated serenely as he rubbed your shoulder.

You opened your eyes after keeping them closed for a while and took in the scenery. It was amazing; you could see the city in grandeur, with fluorescent lights all around.

"Beautiful, isn't it... just. .like. .you. ." He said pulling out a rose from nowhere.

"A little cliché isn't it?" You teased.

"Well, I didn't know what typed of flower you liked so I just chose the most common flower."

"Thank you. For being considerate. My favorite flower is [flower]."

"Okay, the [flower]. Noted."

"Hold tight onto me again, I want to take us somewhere."

You gripped his waist and locked your fingers together tightly; after a split second, you both plummeted down the building, this time modestly at ease because that you knew you were in secure hands.

You open your eyes to see him gazing at you, the streetlight emphasizing all of his features. This man was just too stunning.

You both were now on the ground, safe.

"That was an adrenaline rush."

"Glad you liked it, follow me." He murmured, coiling his fingers around yours.

You weren't sure where was this date headed but you both stopped at a park, it was beautiful.

You both came to a halt as you noticed a blanket on the ground. You swear your heart melted as you saw it. There were lit candles on the blanket, rose petals strewn on the ground, and a takeout bag.

"Ain't have that much time but I just wanted to do something memorable." He said shrugging trying to avoiding your gaze.

"This is very memorable, Thank you Jude. I love this."

You went up to give him a kiss, and hugged him after.

"Shall we?" You gave him a wink and dragged him over so you both were on the blanket.

. .

"Thank you once more for doing this; I appreciate you and your time, Jude." You fiddled with his hair while his head was on your lap.

"Always," he retorted as he leaned back into your embrace.

The moonlight shining across the lake was a lovely sight. The color, the incandescents of the streetlights permitting you to be aware of your surroundings, the proximity of you two, cool gusts of wind striking your face feeling like a splash of water, tree rustling creating their own music, and you with your Jude enjoying his company and you enjoying his.

[chemzee]

HI CHEM!!!!!!!! i love morgan so so so very much 🫶🫶 i'd love to know if he has a favorite author n such!!! n maybe a deep dive on his illness... it is so interesting to me..... /nf!

HI ASTHRA!!!

AAAAA Glad to hear you like him!!! 🥺🥺🥺🧡🧡🧡

Oooh good question!! :0

I always envisioned Morgan as a fan of Gothic literature, actually! :D While he does mostly read wizard authors, he also has gotten his hands on quite a few muggle books as well. I think Edgar Allan Poe and Oscar Wilde made quite an impression on him. He definitely enjoyed Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus by Mary Shelley and Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson as well.

As for his illness, I had mentioned the symptoms before in a Discord server a while back, (so I just had copy pasted the list below but edited + added some stuff given it's from a few months ago)but never shared them here so-

In short, he used to have serious heart/blood issues as a child, but thanks to his uncle's treatments, he managed to stabilize Morgan's disease, so now his issues are mostly resembling of anemia, although pretty manageable. Not to mention he receives treatment for his issues (such as potions) so he has better days when he's feeling pretty well and can do things like every normal person would. But he either sometimes skips his meds (bc he forgor 💀) or experiences complications even with the meds so sometimes has days when he feels worse than usual (sometimes so sick can't even leave his bed)

• Has weak immune system and often falls sick, usually to flu or other infectious diseases. If there's an epidemic of something in Hogwarts, he definitely has it and it would usually take him a lot longer to recover.

• Low blood pressure, often experiences drops of it

• Often has episodes of little appetite, which doesn't help with his low weight and low blood sugar (which also worsens his drops of blood pressure)

•Often finds himself feeling dizzy, nauseous and light headed. It's not uncommon for him to faint or be on verge of fainting (Has a lot of issues in potions class for this reason, bc the fumes and strong smells affect him a lot)

• While not as severe as in his early childhood, he still often experiences heart palpitations and chest pains. Sometimes they get so bad he can't even stand. Also experienced muscle pains and headaches on occasions.

•It's also not uncommon for him to feel short of breath, fatigued or even exhausted.

• Has a bit of sleep issues, either sleeping a lot more than average person would (has a tendency to fall asleep during classes) or having episodes of insomnia.

• Gets frequent nosebleeds

• Gets bruises easily, often has quite a few of them on his body

• Has cold hands and feet

• Feels really really bad in hot weather

[mandu-17]

Miyeon as your girlfriend

Requested by: Anonymous

Request: hey!! idk if ur taking requests but I found your blog yesterday and have been binge-reading pretty much everything, you're so talented 🥺 so incase your requests are open, can i request miyeon as your girlfriend headcanons?🥰

A/N: so sorry this took so long! since it’s still Miyeon’s birthday here please enjoy this little piece nonetheless🤍

I seriously don’t think there’s even a need to talk about her looks because we all have eyeballs and a brain

Miyeon’s visuals are literally top tier, congratulations for being able to make eye contact with her without having heart palpitations

Really likes skinship with you and is naturally very cuddly, even before dating which actually confused you a lot

Especially likes it when she can lean her body on yours and just let you take her whole weight

Or if you’re laying down on the couch or bed she’ll throw herself all over you almost dramatically

But besides that, let’s focus on her sense of humor cause she’s HILARIOUS

You’ll never be bored with her or not smiling because there’s just something about her presence and personality that melts your insides instantly

You always very openly admire how hardworking she is

This feature of hers is usually the cause of her body being sore and stiff

That's when you come in - her masseur

Your soft hands on Miyeon feel divine, there's nothing more she needs after coming home

Obviously it works both ways

You have a bad day or something made you upset? Miyeon is right by your side

Your own therapist who luckily accepts kisses and hugs as payment

Serious when she needs to be and very mature

Just as much as you’re her biggest fan, she’s also your loyal supporter

In any case she’s there to help, give you advices or simply to listen

Literal heart eyes whenever you’re not looking

So so fun to text with

Sends you meme material selfies a lot

Despite having such a interesting job, Miyeon truly wants to listen about your day and how it made you feel

You can’t miss any details, I’m afraid she wouldn’t forgive you if you did

She’s very subtle with flirting and smooth compliments- it makes your heart burst

Has a cute habit of singing love songs from the radio to you when you’re in the car

You’re on her mind almost all the time, Miyeon never fails to inform you whether or not she’s already coming home or staying longer at work 

Kinda clumsy and often confused about things but you love this surprised look on her face

Terrible at games!

But you secretly loved it, sometimes you’re almost convinced she’s doing this bad on purpose

Spends long hours while doing handcrafted gifts for your birthday or anniversary, such a sweetheart

Couple clothes/phone cases/slippers!! Literally everything bc Miyeon thinks it’s cute

You’re her private photographer by now, half of her instagram pictures were taken by you

Rehearsing her lines from dramas with you, especially the cringey ones that make you two laugh your lungs out

Miyeon's laughter is so contagious, even if you’re mad at her you can’t help but crack a smile at the sound of it

She’s usually soft and gentle but has some episodes when she’s randomly slapping your butt or kissing you roughly

When it comes to jealousy, Miyeon was more jealous of you before you started dating

Now she truly trusts you besides why would you even want to look at anybody else when this goddess is in front of  you

Both of you treat it rather as a joke, your girlfriend would sulk only because you passed Shuhua her favorite bag of chips

She just LIVES for the attention you’re giving her seconds later

This is usually when Shu's already out of the room or occupied by her phone because she can't stand you two

Miyeon has her moments as a princess, likes to be the apple of your eye

When it comes to you being jealous, it also doesn’t really happen

Of course your girl is beautiful and there are many people who’d do anything to be you but Miyeon shows you that it’s only your interest that’s pleasing to her

Your clothes are halfway gone by now btw

There’s nothing Miyeon enjoys more than having your clothes with your smell on her

And if you try to address the issue of your closet apparently emptying itself, one look at these precious, shiny eyes is enough to end the discussion

Don’t worry, Miyeon knows the effect she has on you

She’s already used to it

Summing up, you got the girl with the biggest heart out there

Miyeon’s incredible and as her loved one, you’ll stay happy no matter what

[meidui]

Okay, imagine the Avengers doing a Secret Santa for their first Christmas in the tower together. Steve pulls Tony's name from the hat and is freaking OUT because what the hell do you get a billionaire tech genius playboy?? After some brainstorming and "subtle" sleuthing for ideas, he gives up and decides on a drawing he made of Tony in his workshop, brow furrowed and eyes bright as he tinkers away.

The big morning comes and gifts are exchanged, butterflies racing around Steve's stomach as he watches Tony tear away the wrapping paper and take in the framed drawing. There's a beat of silence before Tony plays it off with a joke and a wink of thanks, with a look Steve's never seen on his face before. It's an expression he quickly becomes accustomed to when they start dating a few months later. The drawing itself is kept on Tony's bedside table, where it never fails to lift his mood after a long day.

CONOR I AM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS

steve would be so anxious about giving away his drawing because what if it doesn't mean anything to tony, what if tony thinks it's too much and too weird, who gives someone a portrait of themselves for christmas if they're not some kind of victorian aristocrat, he should've just said screw the spending limit and sold a lung and bought tony an island

and i'm falling in love just imagining the look on tony's face, it's the look of being in love with steve rogers and wondering how he's actually real 🥺

[lissadiane]

Hello everyone, I have having a Cinderella-ish moment and need your advice.

I am going to a book themed ball in September (A Court of Thorns and Roses). I don’t know how this happened but I’m going with a group of 16 crafty people from a small town who are very crafty and have already begun crafting their fae-inspired ball gowns or ordering multiple ones in the quest for the perfect dress.

I am poor and unskilled in the art of textiles. And I also have mass amounts of anxiety about social situations, don’t know 14 of these women, will need to stay in a hotel with them, and am already having heart palpitations at having to be the poor, awkward wallflower surrounded by gorgeous people dressed up like the fae.

I have a dress. It isn’t a fae dress. But please, help me, advise me, tell me how I can change it into something fairy-esque. I have a little money.

It’s a NIGHT COURT ball and all I have is a spring court dress but. Poor. Cinderella. Help me.

Here is the dress. I wore it for a photoshoot last summer. It’s rainbow. Will it work? Can I add sleeves or something? Anything? It’s… rainbow. My boobs are too big to be a fairy. Help. 🥺

[csaw]

Meet the weird cousin no one talks about at the family reunion:

Vigore! (in my head it's pronounced like Igor) (He's my OC/Sona for oxy's dunmeshi modern au)

Vampire freak, he likes getting in everyone's pants. and he's very open about it, don't sleep with him if you can't handle everyone he knows finding out lmfao

Random things about him under the cut:

He is 5'8, not very tall...

He doesn't know what romantic love is, so.. he calls everything that isn't sexual love platonic (guess who's projecting!)

He has a friend group (aside from his coworkers) and he makes out with all of them otl and has been in bed with all of them at least once... but they're just friends. Friends that have sex with each other but still, friends.

I think u could put him under the polyam umbrella, but he genuinely doesn't know what the difference between romantic and platonic love is so ... he's really confusing. He'll take u out on a few dates and introduce you to his friend group and even his family and then finally you guys have sex and then u have to ask... What are we ? 🥺😿 And he'll say smth like "we're besties :3 ur like a brother/sister/sibling to me... I love you so much." BRO YOU STUCK UR DICK IN ME WDYM IM LIKE A SIBLING TO YOU?!?!?! and then he makes out with you again- rinse + repeat. endless cycle until you cut him off or try to explain u want him romantically. Then he's like. Okay? What does that mean??

He's a vampire, I would say he's pure-blooded but he's also super young for an immortal, he's like. 27 ish. And he still works in a shitty min wage job. Plus a secret hobby that he uses to make side cash..

His mom is 200+ years old and his dad is like in his 180's. But they both look like they're in their late 30's or very early 40's

His favorite drink is O- low sugar blood with lemon and cucumber.. he likes it hot, he hates drinking cold blood (most vampires do tbh)

He got high once in highschool with his friends and ended up having a psychotic episode, so. He doesn't take drugs other than his prescription anti-psychotics now!! and his sleep meds. nocturnalism be damned...

He visited Chilchuck's store ONCE with his dad and the only reason he keeps coming back is to hit on Chil. Chil hates (?) this, Vi buys absolutely nothing and just follows him around pretending to be interested until he can try his luck again. His dad and chil are acquaintances with each other (divorced fathers get along) but .. fucking... Vi is sabotaging that relationship just by being a nuisance. He wants that hot halfling dilf to pound him out of frustration. Chilchuck hasn't asked him to stop yet... So Vi takes that as a sign that he can keep showing up! He's waiting for Chilchuck to break so he can get that hate sex he's been dreaming about since he met the guy

He acts pretty normal at work, and tries to keep a decent relationship with his coworkers (Laios + Kabru)

He is thirsting after Namari, she goes to the store he works at for groceries and.. he gets heart palpitations when she talks to him. Luckily his blood is rotten bc he's dead, so he doesn't blush! But if he was alive, you know his pasty ass would be bright fucking red. Namari is the only person he gets this nervous speaking to, tbh. He's usually really chill, or unabashedly freaky on main. This is the only time he considers thinking of a definition for romantic love, because. It feels different from platonic love. (Or what he calls platonic love at least) It's also very much a sexual attraction thing, but! There's something more?!

He's vers btw, and he low-key wants to fuck Kabru ... He has a thing for pretty twinks and dirty butches, sigh.

He wears open flannels, low cut tank tops, sometimes a band or graphic tee, and ripped jeans. He owns 2 sneaker pairs, one of the pairs is one size too big and the other is half a size too small, and then he has his combat boots that r actually the correct size but take too long to put on so he only wears them occasionally. He also wears crosses out of spite since he's a vampire and the world's biggest sinner.

He has a blade tattoo bc he thinks blade is hot and he had a crush on Deacon Frost from the first movie. He's so fucking gay oh my god

He has way too many accessories. And clothes in general tbh. But he's prepared for any occasion....

He has the vibes and personality of a stoner but bro doesn't even drink alcohol. He's too scared to do anything like that. Poser tbh

Hrmmm... Ask me questions about him idk

Oh he doesn't sweat and he wears mostly full body clothing in the day time, just to keep the sun away. Yes he gets crispy in the sun... Not a metaphor he starts to burn up and his skin turns to ashes. Vampire business.

He doesn't like telling people that he's a vampire bc of stigma around it, but he doesn't try to hide it either? It's something most people figure out pretty early on without him having to explain it lol. Also he doesn't like being sexualized bc of his vampirism, he wants you to sexualize him because he's a stinky hairy freak that likes getting pegged by older women. Not because of some stereotype u made up in ur head about him.

That's all I know for now...

[candybowbeansies]

Crystal Clear on a Starlit Night

warnings/notes: the time has come. I wrote for Enji. I wrote for Dabi. it's time for our icyhot bean to shine 🥺 this time, it's inspired by a song again! <3 Like the rest of his family, making a family is hardcoded into his dna 🥺 ya'll already have one kid, and this is your second pregnancy...guess who gets to tell Dad the news? :3 Sho's POV, C/N means child's name, and P/N means parent name aka Mom, Dad, Parent, etc. He also has a himbo moment 😂 P.S its hinted he has some form of Achromatopsia (partial or total absence of color in vision) if u squint, so you can pretend he can't see color if you want 🥰

Underage characters are Aged Up!

~Masterlist~

he promised he'd love you forever <3

It was the pro-hero's rare time off. As per usual, he took to sleeping in. In the morning he'd sensed you and the little one sneaking about, going about your daily business-this day, earlier than usual. He heard a pair of familiar small feet patter down the hallway, pausing before his and your bedroom door.

"Okay." C/N whispers, their voice nearly inaudible. He could hear something underlying in their tone, "Dad's still asleep." they whisper as they close the cracked open door as quietly as possible, and patter off. An amused, sleepy smile creeps onto his features as he turns his head. He stares at the closed door for several moments.

You two were planning something weren't you?

Eyelids threaten to close as he decides he'll find out what you two were up to after a bit. Just ten more minutes, he thinks...and he falls into a dream.

~~

"Shoto?" he hears you call from a different room, and he opens his eyes, having drifted off. Your voice was still the most beautiful, even at the age of 65, having been married to him for decades. He still thanks his lucky stars, crystal clear on a starlit night, to this day.

Yours and his was a love story of a lifetime, and when he sees the kids helping you through the door, his heart palpitates in his ribcage at the sight. That dress, in which you and him swore to love eachother forever, the oath repeated between the both of you for many, many years. That dress, in which you and him said 'I do,' with the world as witnesses.

"Dad?! Dad! Don't faint on us! You promised!" he hears his eldest, their voice grounding him as he started becoming lightheaded. A soft smile graces his aged features as he pulls himself up, a breathy chuckle escaping him.

"I won't, I wont." he soothes, taking a few steps to you. "Beautiful." he says, his hands intertwining with yours. "Divine." he says, bringing your beautifully aged hands up, kissing each of your knuckles. "Just as perfect as I remember." he says, his smile growing at your giggles.

"When did you first know?" you ask him, and he instantly knew what you meant, your beautiful visage positively glowing, while everything else began to blur.

It was at this point he vaguely knew he was dreaming. "I always knew, my love." he says, feeling himself begin to sink. "Dad. Dad!" he heard his eldest call out to him as you turned into a beautiful, bright star.

~~

He groans, the sound cut off as a jolts awake from C/N flopping on top of him. "Daaaaaaad! Wake! Up!!" they whine loudly, and a hoarse, groggy 'I'm up' passes his lips as he lifts a hand to rub at his eyes.

"Guess what, guess what?!" they say grandly, bouncing up on the mattress giddily. He hums up at them, a small smile of amusement gracing his lips. "I'm gonna be the oldest...!" they gasp out in awe.

"Now, now, C/N." he hears you chide from the doorway, and he turns his head to you as C/N whines to you at length; "Buut! PP/NNN!"

You chide at them, and they sulkily scoot off the bed as he spies a familiarly shaped folder in your hand. "But I'm getting (a) younger siiiblingg(s)!" C/N whines as they patter up to you.

He's up now, if he wasn't before, grabbing a hold of the comforter and throwing it across the bed with a little too much strength, his quirk subconsciously reacting in kind at his surprise wake-up call, freezing the fabric solid as he swings his legs over the edge of the bed.

"You're pregnant?" he asks, his heterochromatic hues wide. You giggle, so sweetly, just like in his dreams, as he stands and steps towards you. "You're pregnant?" he asks again, eyeing the folder you hand to him. "Yes, baby." you smile, giving him a soft peck as he opens the folder, his heart thudding in his ribcage enthusiastically.

"P/N!" he hears C/N-his eldest child, those words bringing a smile to his features as he sees the print of the ultrasound. For the second time, you've given him the joy of growing a family.

"Dad froze the bed, again!" they tattle, "Daaad!" the yanking of his pajamas bringing him back to reality. He reaches down to pick them up-it's second nature, at this point, really. He plants a kiss on their forehead, then leans to press one onto your lips. "Ew!" comes C/N's usual reaction, bringing a chuckle from you.

"In all your gorgeous colors, I promise...that I'll love you, for the rest of my life." he says to you, earning that beautiful flush of your cheeks, your lips curled up into an absolutely glowing smile. C/N puffs up their cheeks and groans. "Daaad! You! Froze the! Bed again!" they eventually shout frustratedly, catching his gaze. He then turns to see that he had indeed froze the bed again. "I'll fix it." he says, hoisting the child down. "No, you gotta--you gotta fix it, in a spspsp-fic way!" they lisp, not used to the word. "P/N says!" they say boisterously, following him to the bed as you laugh from your spot.

[spookyserenades]

I’VE NEVER WANTED TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE SKULL MORE-

but I wanna punch u in like a loving way ya know 🥹🥺🙈🙊🙉😭

i-

ok i didnt have time to talk abt last chapter, but honestly all u have to know is that i loved every single word, every punctuation mark, every period, every space-

omg this chapter was wild i cant-

yoongi and y/n, I’ve never met a couple whose good and bad at communication at the same time i cant- no cause like him writing a song for her bc of her, when he played it i imaged Butterfly for some reason, the melody is so beautiful on the piano 🥺🥹 omg not him with his shirt off at the b-ball court. He rlly flexing huh, yeah sure ur too HOT 🥵 omg she got a vision, LIKE HER MOM! Will this be a reoccurring theme with her? Oooo. OMG THAT FIRST KISS WAS SO SWEET WHEN IT SORT OF CAME FULL CIRCLE WITH YOONGI ASKING HER TO KISS HIM! AND THEN HIM ASKING FOR MORE OMG ITS SO HOT WTF I KNOW I SHOULDNT BE THIS HORNY YET BUT UR WRITING IS JUST 🤌🏼 💋 THEY ARE IN LOOOOVE FR LIKE WE KNEW THEY BOTH HEAD OVER HEELS, SO HEAD OVER HEELS THEY COULDNT GET SLEEP FOR WEEKS/DAYS~ OH MAN SECRET RELATIONSHIP YEAH WELL-

omg wtf yeah secret relationship went down the drain lol. Either hobi’s hearing is super good and he’s near the room or everyone heard y/n fucking whining into yoongis mouth dam. Or he saw that quick kiss in her room omg ur cliffhangers dana drive me INSANE! Hobi is such a tease too! Now him teasing her for her heart palpitations poor girl cant handle all the handsome men around her like same girlie pop-I do wonder how this will effect the hybrids dynamics with each other and her 🤔

omg jinnies b day he deserves the world. Not him feeding her, he KNEW what he was doing and in FRONT of everyone too 😏 him warming up her hands with his breath i cant- and then going to take cooking class in February. HIM SAYING HE DOESNT WANT TO GO WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT HERRRR 😭 him saying lets go home bc home is smth he never truly haddd and he feels safe mow eeek😭😭😭😭

Omg not tae driving the way home- KNOWING THE WAY HOOOME. No cause like you can tell they probably all know the way home by heart bc they cherish her and the house sm its means so much to them i cant i actually had to stop reading after that line bc i got so emotional. Omg tae is taking his photography seriously 🥰 im so glad hes really delving into his passion! Omg their ID’s lol they must be so cute and funny 😆

ofc jimin is a responsible cutie we love, cant wait to see more scenes with him later~ but him saying y/n looks good in any photo ✋ stop sir u are such a charmer i cant- eeeeeek

omg joonie so cute. He cares for her sm and he’s the type of person to not beat around the bush. He cares and wants her to be straightforward when shes upset 😭 eeeek

omg the scene with jk- i LOVE BANTER SM and their scenes always crack me up. Jk’s dialogue is so fun! No not her giving the puppy dog eyes 🥺 and it not working… or maybe it did 😏 omg and her being bold with that KISS ON THE CHEEK- i was imagining jk when he gets surprised or zones out 😲 its so funny 😂 omg y/n has W Rizz for sure~

omg ben already predicted this my mans was just waiting for her to catch up- its so good to see him again I love y/n’s friends. Him lifting her up but also humoring her is SO what i would do if my friend was in a similar situation! Like Y/N GIRLIE POP I ARE THE IT GIRL U GOT NOTHIN TO WORRY ABT!

THANK YOU SM FOR THIS UPDATE I LOVE U SM DANA!!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! Remember, make sure to take care of urself first and foremost! 😤 Love you byeeee~

FDJSKAFHDSAF I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUNCH MY SKULL LMAO!! I'm so so happy that you loved the last two chapters, there was SO much that went down, I can't wait to chat about them hehehe 💜

SO fhdjsaf you're right on the money with Yoongi and MC not knowing how to communicate with each other for SHIT. Like I think they rely on telepathy or vibes too much, neither of them are mind readers... so much of their conflict these past two chapters could have been resolved if they just sat down and talked calmly about things for an hour or so!!! 💀BUT stop it right now Butterfly is one of my favorite BTS songs, so so gorgeous on the piano, and I could imagine a very similar melody that Yoongi would write for MC being something like that too. 🦋

HNNNNGGGFF Yoongi all sweaty on the court without his shirt.... damp long hair....teasing MC the whole way UGH I just know that I'd be drooling! 🥵And with that vision WHEW I'm so happy I could incorporate that into MC's character finally, I will say that this is something that will begin to happen more frequently for MC-- ever since she has been diving more into her spirituality and practices, her psychic abilities have been getting stronger.

The kiss. THE KISS!!! I'VE BEEN DYING TO WRITE SOME ROMANCE FOREVER NOW MY GOODNESS IT TOOK 13 CHAPTERS!! I just feel like Yoongi is such a 0 to 100 kind of guy when it comes to kisses, sweet and tender to begin with, then BAM super passionate and intense. I really really loved writing that scene, I'd say that Yoongi was truly desperate and yearning for MC for so long that he couldn't help but beg for more hnnnnngggg. But now they have to tip toe around for a little bit until they figure out how to tell the others, which turns into MORE yearning and AH I wanna chew on my drywall!!!! 👹

djkafdakfdask I'm excited to continue off where we left off! You know I always gotta leave you all on a cliffhanger. I wonder how MC is going to dodge Hoseok's questioning, and we don't know if he heard those two making out (he shouldn't have been able to, the music room is soundproofed...) or was perceptive to how weird MC and Yoongi were being with each other. I also feel like if Hoseok heard them, some of the others would as well, and I can think of a few (Namjoon, Tae, Seokjin for ex.) that would probably bust down that door!!! But also your theory of Hoseok possibly catching their kiss in the hallway is something that could have happened eeeee. Also I love teasing Hoseok as well he raises my blood pressure... poor MC can't even hide her heartrate from them!

UGH Jinnie's birthday he's such a sweet darling, I love that he was able to go out somewhere yummy to eat and spend time with everyone. I also really love when he feeds MC... it's so hot to me idk why like yes PLS grab my face and stare at me and treat me like a princess Jin!!! Always making sure she's warm, wanting to go to the cooking class with just her, and feeling truly at home with her and in their house I CAN'T He's just such a love. 😍

Tae baby... just like Jin, he knows where home is now and AH they're just all getting so close. You're so right, they really cherish her so so much. Tae and his photography too is so fun to write about, it's nice that he gets to express himself creatively and the other hybrids let him take their ID pictures was a sweet hidden moment that I'm happy you noticed!

Definitely more Jimin on the way!! It's been the Yoongi show for a bit, but that's just how I've planned these few chapters. Don't worry, each of them will get their turns to be the stars, which I'm super excited about in the future! Charmer Libra Jimin is my Roman Empire, totally more of a flirt and a romantic as time goes on. Joon UGH!! My little wolf, he's warmed up so much to MC, and he's very straightforward and stern like you said-- ever since the Incident, he seems to be very concerned about weather or not MC is feeling upset.

HA I love writing MC and Jeongguk's interactions, they're both such little shits and you can tell when they get on each other's nerves, but it's less antagonistic these days and more playful. He totally called her out for pouting, and while it might work for some of the others, it doesn't on him LOL. But she got him back with that kiss, huh? I bet she's been dying to do that for months...

I'm PSYCHED you mentioned Ben. He's my favorite side character to write, and it's nice that MC is able to confide in him about any of her worries. You're right, he totally caught onto her having crushes on all of them (it's probably dead obvious to him) But ahh it makes me so happy that you love him as well!! I agree, I'd probably act the same way towards MC if I were Ben-- teasing her but trying to encourage as well. 🫣

FDJAKSFH THANK YOU FOR READING AND SENDING ME SO MANY LOVELY COMMENTS!!! As always I look forward to what you have to say about updates, and I love you sm as well! Hope you had lovely holidays and a fun new year my sweets! 😘💜

[shuckinbeanz]

Crystal Clear on a Starlit Night

warnings/notes: the time has come. I wrote for Enji. I wrote for Dabi. it's time for our icyhot bean to shine 🥺 this time, it's inspired by a song again! <3 Like the rest of his family, making a family is hardcoded into his dna 🥺 ya'll already have one kid, and this is your second pregnancy...guess who gets to tell Dad the news? :3 Sho's POV, C/N means child's name, and P/N means parent name aka Mom, Dad, Parent, etc. He also has a himbo moment 😂 P.S its hinted he has some form of Achromatopsia (partial or total absence of color in vision) if u squint, so you can pretend he can't see color if you want 🥰

Underage characters are Aged Up!

MINORS 👏 DNI! 👏 AGE 👏 IN 👏 BIO 👏 OR 👏 DNI! 👏 Head on over to @candybowbeansies please for my SFW pieces, or be blocked if you interact here! 😇

~Masterlist~

Tags: @dynamightsdaydream

he promised he'd love you forever <3

It was the pro-hero's rare time off. As per usual, he took to sleeping in. In the morning he'd sensed you and the little one sneaking about, going about your daily business-this day, earlier than usual. He heard a pair of familiar small feet patter down the hallway, pausing before his and your bedroom door.

"Okay." C/N whispers, their voice nearly inaudible. He could hear something underlying in their tone, "Dad's still asleep." they whisper as they close the cracked open door as quietly as possible, and patter off. An amused, sleepy smile creeps onto his features as he turns his head. He stares at the closed door for several moments.

You two were planning something weren't you?

Eyelids threaten to close as he decides he'll find out what you two were up to after a bit. Just ten more minutes, he thinks...and he falls into a dream.

~~

"Shoto?" he hears you call from a different room, and he opens his eyes, having drifted off. Your voice was still the most beautiful, even at the age of 65, having been married to him for decades. He still thanks his lucky stars, crystal clear on a starlit night, to this day.

Yours and his was a love story of a lifetime, and when he sees the kids helping you through the door, his heart palpitates in his ribcage at the sight. That dress, in which you and him swore to love eachother forever, the oath repeated between the both of you for many, many years. That dress, in which you and him said 'I do,' with the world as witnesses.

"Dad?! Dad! Don't faint on us! You promised!" he hears his eldest, their voice grounding him as he started becoming lightheaded. A soft smile graces his aged features as he pulls himself up, a breathy chuckle escaping him.

"I won't, I wont." he soothes, taking a few steps to you. "Beautiful." he says, his hands intertwining with yours. "Divine." he says, bringing your beautifully aged hands up, kissing each of your knuckles. "Just as perfect as I remember." he says, his smile growing at your giggles.

"When did you first know?" you ask him, and he instantly knew what you meant, your beautiful visage positively glowing, while everything else began to blur.

It was at this point he vaguely knew he was dreaming. "I always knew, my love." he says, feeling himself begin to sink. "Dad. Dad!" he heard his eldest call out to him as you turned into a beautiful, bright star.

~~

He groans, the sound cut off as a jolts awake from C/N flopping on top of him. "Daaaaaaad! Wake! Up!!" they whine loudly, and a hoarse, groggy 'I'm up' passes his lips as he lifts a hand to rub at his eyes.

"Guess what, guess what?!" they say grandly, bouncing up on the mattress giddily. He hums up at them, a small smile of amusement gracing his lips. "I'm gonna be the oldest...!" they gasp out in awe.

"Now, now, C/N." he hears you chide from the doorway, and he turns his head to you as C/N whines to you at length; "Buut! PP/NNN!"

You chide at them, and they sulkily scoot off the bed as he spies a familiarly shaped folder in your hand. "But I'm getting (a) younger siiiblingg(s)!" C/N whines as they patter up to you.

He's up now, if he wasn't before, grabbing a hold of the comforter and throwing it across the bed with a little too much strength, his quirk subconsciously reacting in kind at his surprise wake-up call, freezing the fabric solid as he swings his legs over the edge of the bed.

"You're pregnant?" he asks, his heterochromatic hues wide. You giggle, so sweetly, just like in his dreams, as he stands and steps towards you. "You're pregnant?" he asks again, eyeing the folder you hand to him. "Yes, baby." you smile, giving him a soft peck as he opens the folder, his heart thudding in his ribcage enthusiastically.

"P/N!" he hears C/N-his eldest child, those words bringing a smile to his features as he sees the print of the ultrasound. For the second time, you've given him the joy of growing a family.

"Dad froze the bed, again!" they tattle, "Daaad!" the yanking of his pajamas bringing him back to reality. He reaches down to pick them up-it's second nature, at this point, really. He plants a kiss on their forehead, then leans to press one onto your lips. "Ew!" comes C/N's usual reaction, bringing a chuckle from you.

"In all your gorgeous colors, I promise...that I'll love you, for the rest of my life." he says to you, earning that beautiful flush of your cheeks, your lips curled up into an absolutely glowing smile. C/N puffs up their cheeks and groans. "Daaad! You! Froze the! Bed again!" they eventually shout frustratedly, catching his gaze. He then turns to see that he had indeed froze the bed again. "I'll fix it." he says, hoisting the child down. "No, you gotta--you gotta fix it, in a spspsp-fic way!" they lisp, not used to the word. "P/N says!" they say boisterously, following him to the bed as you laugh from your spot.

[misssakuramochi]

Hello! Could I please get a matchup for Baldur's Gate 3? 🥺 I'm an autistic she/they enby, I'm fine with any gender, and while I currently work at a library I'm hoping to become a professor of celtic languages and a linguist someday, so I'm learning Scottish Gaelic, Irish and Welsh. I'm super short, only 4' 10" (147 cm), with long wavy auburn hair, glasses, pale freckled skin and a boyish fashion sense. I also have some chronic illnesses like scoliosis, joint pain and asthma. I'm really polite and very friendly with everyone I meet, but I'm also very protective over my loved ones and can be sassy when I feel it's deserved. While I'm generally an anxious person, I'm not afraid to make the first move because I basically tell myself that the moment could slip away, but I will be having heart palpitations while doing that lol. My special interests include linguistics, science, magic (I practice witchcraft irl), cooking, video games, plant identification and a bunch of other stuff, though honestly I'm down to learn about whatever is available (within reason). I've been described as "homely" and "wise beyond my years" since I give good advice and am very self aware. I really enjoy taking care of people but can get flustered if the sentiment is returned.

Thank you so so much, I hope you're doing well! Take care!

I match you with...

ASTARION

○ You have very complimentary skills. On one hand, you're very book smart - keep him from eating the poisonous animals and such. He's the street smart half, protecting you from nefarious faces you miss in the crowd. He reads others intentions well, you know your own; you help him trust and he helps you doscern. He helps you learn in some ways, you help him in others. You both grow well together.

○ Believe it or not, you make Astarion feel protected. Maybe not physically, exactly, but your willingness to sass and back talk when someone messes with him warms his heart. Knowing you care enough to protect his emotional self means more to him than he can express - even if he complains at you when that sass gets you in trouble.

○ Astarion loves that you always surprise him. When you first showed your firey side, when you were the one to ask him out first. He never knows what you'll do or say next in a positive way. You're exciting and full of life to him, which makes him feel more alive ironically.

○ Knowing you're generally anxious, Astarion doesn't hesitate to step up in situations where you're stressed. Much as he loves to make you squirm, he's the only one allowed to. He loves when you stand up for yourself and he encourages and emboldens you, but when things are too much he's always there.

HEADCANONS

○ I won't lie - Astarions intentions with you are not wholesome at first. Being quiet and well-mannered, maybe a little awkward even, he thinks he can manipulate you. When you first get firey, either in his behalf or at him, it lights a spark of genuine intrigue. Tell himself as he might that he's in it for his own goals, he starts genuinely falling in love with you from then on

○ Astarion pretends not to listen to you. When you infodump about languages, plants, ect. He often pretends to get distracted - usually by saying he can't help but get caught up by how beautiful you are when you speak (which he means more than his tone indicates) It can be irritating, but down the line when he reiterates facts you'd taught him, you realize he was genuinely hearing you. At least ad best he could. Honestly it takes him time, but he learns a few basic sentences in your interest languages to impress you, just based on you telling him about them.

○ You play friendly one upping games in teasing one another, but Astarion wins literally every time. You flirt with him, and when he reciprocates he does so with 10x intensity just to make you blush and stutter. He lives(?) for fluttering you. Even as you get brave enough to keep up more, and flirt further, he'll always take it to a higher level just to get those cheeks pink. (Always within your boundaries ofc)

○ Sometimes, with you being so intelligent, goal-driven, and passionate, he would get discouraged in the beginning because he genuinely didn't feel good enough. After many a long talk and a little time, he finally finds his place in supporting you - emotionally and physically. You teach him that you rely on him too, and that goes from something scary to something that gives him purpose. Cooking, cleaning -- he's more surprised than you are to find himself helping with those things after you've passed out from a day of work and research.

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Alright my friend! Tysvm for doing this trade with me! It is my pleasure to hand over my precious man to you - please treat him well. Like please he needs it

[themistressdomme]

hello mommy. i just discovered your blog and some of your textposts are making my heart beat so fast. i'd love to be a tied up toy for you whenever you would have me 🥺

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Hello, fuzzy little sweet kiwi!

Oh my, aren't I glad to hear that my textposts are giving you heart palpitations 😘

I would love a pretty little tied up toy. Shibari is an artform, hm? Be my pretty canvas, sweet thing. Promise Mommy will make you look super gorgeous, before using you like the perfect toy you are. How do you like to be played with, hm?

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