#having a brainrot rn dont mind me

[shiemori-writes]

Thinking. Thinking abt riddle. Thinking abt how if he permanently has white hair onwards its a sign of change, growth, one less resemblence to his mother the woman who put him through so much pain.

Thinking about how he can finally be his own person, and not be defined by any of her rules, thinking about how he'd be devastated to lose his iconic red hair but slowly love it upon realizing its so freeing. That its a symbol of him being different, that he isnt his mother. And he never will be. He is his own person, and he is safe now.

[landonsmuse]

alex just entered the plot chat, is this where it starts to go down

[wis121178]

Ouhg i wanna do fandom stuff but people... Scary ......................

[binniesbooks]

HI FAYEEE hruuu?!?! Missed requesting fics from u uheheeu. so ermmm i watched the new txt vlog in us and holy shithffj huening got so fucking buffed rn and im legit having a huening brainrot rn😭

Soo if u dont mind, may i request a dom!hueningkai x sub!readerrr

Scenario is reader and hueningkai are only together for a few months. The boys and you went to a bar to drink and the members teased kai for being so obsessed with reader and like a "perv" type? is that what u call it IDK and reader knows kai as a like very shy type boy so its kinda hard to believe. BUT, when they get home, huening snapped and proved that he's not innocent and shit. She didint knew that huening got so strong and buff. (rest is yours to write:))

Idk if this is good enough but feel free to ignore this if u get uncomfortable with my request!!

• SWEET LIES

HK 002 .F22 2024

wc 3k

pairings slightdom!Kai x subfem!reader

warnings safe sex, slight dom heuning kai, choking, oral (f receiving), marking, spanking (+ anything else I missed)

faye's note I didn't actually expect that someone would miss requesting from me??? 😖❤️ Sorry, this took me so long to finish this too ☹️☹️ but yesss! Buff Kai! Fuck fuck fuck 🙂‍↕️

p.s. I just got home again from uni, immediately pulling out my phone to post this lolololol

It had only been five months since you started dating Heuning Kai, and each day felt like a new adventure. His smile was infectious, and his laughter was a melody that lingered long after conversations ended.

He's a sweet guy, not so shy but not so laid back. In public, he was charming, the boy-next-door type who could melt your heart with just a glance. To anyone else, including you, he seemed innocent—perhaps even a little shy.

"Kai, do you mind going with me to the grocery store after class? I've run out of stocks." You leaned a bit, whispering to your seatmate—Kai, your boyfriend.

Kai glanced back at you, giving you a reassuring smile.

"Sure, let's go later," he said, patting your head.

Eyes were always watching you. Inside the school premises, on your morning walks, in the grocery—anywhere.

You could only smile to yourself, because who wouldn't? Kai, the famous and versatile band member of your campus, started dating you. He is known to be shy among others, therefore people were shocked to see you two dating.

You held his hand, walking side by side, squeezing it thrice, silently signaling the "I love you" unknown to him.

Kai pays for your groceries most of the time. He never lets you spend a single cent, even when you insist. Therefore to at least give back to him, you often visit him with groceries and gifts too. Because even though you're independent, you feel bad that he was the only one who was spending money.

Your take on dating? 50-50.

But these days, Kai started giving you expensive gifts. He has been giving you perfumes, jewelry, clothes—anything that costs a fortune because of its brand name.

Kai is a sweet boy. The sweet and gentle type of boyfriend. Takes you on cute picnic dates to entertaining arcade ones. Kisses the top of your head, and your forehead, and intertwines your fingers. Sings a song for you, serenading you when you're sulky. --- you couldn't ask for more.

So when he invited you to one of his friends's parties, you gladly obliged.

"Y/n, do you wanna go with me to the party tomorrow night? I also want my hyungs to see you in person," he asked on one of your usual Friday movie nights.

"Mhm! Sure!" Of course, you're more than happy to go with him. Your heart flutters with the thought that he will finally introduce you to his friends.

"Kai, do you wanna change places tonight? I'll sleep on the couch, take the bed," you suggested. It is because even though Kai sleeps at your place, he never sleeps beside you. He always takes the couch. It's not like he doesn't want to, he just thought that you might not like it. But you, on the other hand, think that your boyfriend is just too pure and cute, so you never ask him to sleep beside you.

"No, no! I'm okay here on the couch. Please take the bed." Kai mutters as he pulls you closer, hugging you tight and planting a soft kiss on your forehead.

"Are you sure? You can take the bed tonight. I don't mind."

"No, you take it. And have a good rest, pumpkin. I don't want you to have a sore body when you wake up the next morning," he says.

"'M'kay..." you muttered.

"I love you, pumpkin," he whispers.

"I love you, Kai." You pulled away and stared at him for a while. Kai's gaze drops down to your lips as he gulps. It didn't escape your sight, you felt your heart thump a little harder. Is it bad that you want to kiss him too?

He quickly averts his gaze, pulling the pillow towards his body. "Goodnight, pretty. Sleep tight, yeah?" He smiled at you as he laid down on the couch. He watched you trudge towards your bedroom, grunting when he heard the soft thud of the wooden door.

Kai drapes his arm over his eyes, gently shoving another pillow on his lower half.

The atmosphere was electric when you arrived at the bar the next night. The dimly lit space echoed with laughter and music, a vibrant backdrop to the chaotic energy of his friends.

You felt a thrill in your chest, happy to be part of his world, to finally meet his friends. "Hyung, this is y/n, my girlfriend." Kai proudly introduced you to his friends.

You waved your hand and meekly muttered a soft hi.

"Are you sure about Kai?" one of them asked with a playful tone. He's tall, but among the five of them, you can tell he's the shortest.

"Hyunggg!" Kai pouts.

"Hey, don't be like that!" A tall and fair-skinned guy chimes. "My name is Soobin, you can just call me Bin. Nice to meet you," he added as he reached out his hand.

You smiled at him and shook his hand. "This guy is Taehyun, don't mind his comments, you won't predict anything that comes out of his mouth," Soobin chuckles, emitting laughter from the other.

"Hi pretty, I'm Yeonjun, you can call me Jjun." You might be a little judgmental, but you think he's a womanizer. Just by how he winks at you—not to mention his wink isn't perfect, both eyelids closing—and also with the aura he's giving off.

"I know what you're thinking. Yeonjun Hyung is really a womanizer," the long-haired guy cackled, receiving some scolding stare and a swat on the shoulder from the Yeonjun guy.

You sweetly smiled at them as Kai pulled you closer to himself and planted a kiss on your temple. His hand almost squeezes your side as he stays silent with only a smile plastered on his face.

"Oww!" The long-haired guy dramatically cries, making you smile. His group of friends are really different from each other, yet there's something that makes them similar.

"I'm Beomgyu, by the way," he finally adds.

"Nice to meet you guys."

As the night wore on, stories poured out—a mix of warmth, and playful banter, and teasing.

“He’s so cute, isn’t he? ”One of his friends, Taehyun, said teasingly, nudging you with a grin. You nodded enthusiastically, believing in the simplicity of your love, as you glanced at Kai who has been laughing with Beomgyu. You haven't seen this side of him yet, and it makes your heart swell. He looks so comfortable with the other boys to the point that he laughs to his heart's content.

Yet as they sipped their drinks, the tone shifted slightly. “But you know he has a possessive side, right?”Soobin, with a playful wink, chimed in. The words sent a flicker of confusion through you. You couldn’t imagine Kai being anything but sweet and loving.

“No way, you guys are just kidding! He's actually gentle,” you laughed, waving the comments away. Kai caught your gaze and smiled, his boyish charm pulling at your heartstrings.

"See?" you motioned, the two older guys shrugging with a wide grin.

The night continued, filled with games and laughter, but the whispers about his “other side” lingered in the back of your mind.

You returned home, feeling conflicted but convinced of your own truth.

Once inside your apartment, you were greeted by the comforting silence of solitude. But the peace was short-lived. Just as you began to relax, you heard the familiar sound of footsteps behind you. It was Kai, his presence instantly filling the space with warmth. The guys actually insisted Kai to escort you home as you were already tipsy.

“Hey, I'll be on the couch, okay? Just tell me if you need anything,” he said softly, stepping closer. The way he looked at you made your heart race, but memories of the night still gnawed at your thoughts.

“I had a great time tonight!” You said, forcing a bright smile. “Your friends are… different.”

His eyes sparkled with mischief. “Different? How?”

You hesitated, weighing how to voice what was bothering you. But the flicker of darkness in his gaze made you reconsider. “They just said you have a possessive side.”

His expression shifted, a smirk playing on his lips. “Oh, did they?” He mused, stepping even closer until your back met the wall, the playful tension rising between you.

"But I told them you're just... cute... and gentle... aren't you?" Your fingers fiddled on the silver necklace dangling on his chest.

Yet he moved faster than you could comprehend. With a swift motion, he wrapped his arms around your waist, lifting you slightly off the ground, making you sit on the drawer just beside your bedroom door, as he pressed against you. There was an intensity in his eyes that sent shivers down your spine.

“Let me show you what they mean,” he whispered, a low tone that sent your thoughts spinning. In that moment, the innocence you had associated with him faded into a sultry gaze that spoke volumes.

You wanted to protest, to argue that he was cute, sweet Kai. But as his lips crashed onto yours, all coherent thoughts vanished. Every ounce of confidence you had melted away, and you felt the heat pooling between you, igniting an undeniable spark.

"K-kai..." is the only thing you were able to whisper when he pulled away for a while and lips came back crashing against yours once again. You tugged at his shirt, making sure to keep yourself grounded from everything that's happening. His kisses traveled down your neck, his hands wrapping around your back, slowly unzipping your dress.

"K-kai, please..." Kai felt his cock throbbed from your strained begging voice.

It stirred something inside him. He gently pulled down the flimsy clothing that barely covered your thighs earlier, discarding it on the floor, and leaving you in your bra and panties.

Your hands quickly flew, covering your chest as you turned beet red when he stepped back a little to admire your naked figure. His gaze felt like a black hole sucking you in. "Don't let Yeonjun hyung go anywhere near you, hm?" he warns, his hand reaching out to your face, gently brushing your cheek. "I know him too well."

And it sinks in. The question of why Kai pulled you closer to himself earlier and why he was almost squeezing your side has now been answered. You nodded, your eyes looking for praise from him. And then he moves back closer to you, prying your hands off your chest as he lifts you up and marches his way to your bedroom.

"I'm giving you the chance to stop me right now, pumpkin. I don't want our relationship to go to waste just because of a drunken mistake," he sighs, his huge figure hovering above you.

You shook your head, which made Kai shut his eyes. It seems like he was trying to calm himself.

"Pumpkin-"

"Don't stop, Kai. I need you... Please..." you whined, biting down on your lower lip. It was Kai's last straw—you begging.

He moved with such dominance, guiding the pace and intensity of the moment, the way he manhandled you filled you with a mix of excitement and exhilaration. You were at his mercy, and instead of fear, an overwhelming sense of trust washed over you.

He pulls away, "You're not gonna regret this?" he asked while removing his shirt.

It's not a secret that Kai has a big body build, given that he has a huge frame. But you're not expecting this from him, the guy in front of you is so buff that you almost refuse to believe he's Kai.

He chuckled when he saw your reaction. "Should I pick your jaw from the floor, pumpkin?"

Kai slides his hand under your head before he grabs your hand and lets you touch his firm chest. "Last chance to answer. Are you sure about this?"

"Please Kai. I've been wanting to touch you. To kiss you. To make love with you." Your eyes are glossy from how happy you are. No doubt, he's really a loving and caring boyfriend.

This time, you pulled him, kissing him in the most gentle, loving, and emotional way. His soft lips felt like a cloud on yours. His warm tongue ignites a pit of fire in your stomach. His teeth biting and grazing your lips made you reeling. He pulled away with a string of saliva hanging.

He tucks your hair behind your ear, planting another soft kiss on your forehead. However, you could feel the possessiveness he’d hinted at—the way he claimed you as his, how he sought to leave his marks on your neck and chest. You were a hundred percent sure it would leave marks for a couple of days.

He was a force, the kind of passionate energy you never knew you craved. His touches were both gentle and commanding, and soon you surrendered to the pleasure, allowing him to take control. You don't mind his dominance, right? If anything, you loved it—submitting to your buff boyfriend who's taking the lead.

Your soft mewls and moans made his cock throb once again. And it looks like he's not leaving any part of your body taken for granted.

Your lips were swollen from his kisses. Neck and shoulders littered with hickeys. The soft skin of your arm is filled with love bites. Your mounds slicked with his saliva. Your waist was marked by the tight grip of his hand. Your ass cheeks are red with his spanking. Your plush thighs were marked with how his fingernails dug at your skin. Your gummy walls are clenching on his tongue.

"Kai... K-kai... Hah.. ahh..." You're spent. Yet you're loving how his slimy tongue explored your insides. You gripped his hair, and your soft sobs of pleasure resonated within the enclosure of your room.

He carefully pulled away, licking his lips as he locked his gaze with you. "Wanna know, I don't want to share the same bed with you, pumpkin? Why don't I want to use your room?" Kai tilted his head sideways with a grin.

"W-why?" you pant.

"I can't let you hear me when I touch myself at night. I can't let you see me fuck my fist imagining it's yours. I can't sleep in your room or else I might end up cumming and soiling your bed," he chuckled, his eyes full of desire.

"Kai," you whimpered at the thought as you closed your eyes, imagining everything he just confessed.

"Maybe my friends were right after all, hm?" His fingers started prodding on your entrance. "Maybe I wasn't as innocent as you think, pumpkin. I'm sorry," he mutters, slowly pushing his digits in.

"F-fuck ahh... H-hah, Kai!" You held his wrist as you let out whiny moans. His tongue already made you see a glimpse of heaven. His fingers would totally let you fully see what heaven looks like. Your hand flew to your mouth to muffle your moans until you ended up cumming on his fingers without warning.

Too embarrassed, you covered your eyes as you saw his glistening fingers. Sticky and wet at the same time. You heard him let out a soft chuckle before a moan came from him.

You quickly open your eyes, only to him deliciously sucking his fingers with his eyes closed.

"K-kai that's dirty!" You quickly got up to stop him, but he only pulled your thighs and raised them up. Your ass now lifted from the bed as your back was gently bent. He dipped his head down on your sopping cunt as he slurped on your dripping cunt.

It felt dirty. Nasty, even. Yet Kai seems to enjoy eating you out. His eyes filled with lust when he opened them, looking at you as if you were his prey.

"D-do you mind if I p-put it on you?" you stuttered, suggesting to put the condom on him for him.

Kai hums. You quickly reached above, frantically pulling the drawers to grab the pack of condoms you bought three months ago, thinking you were gonna get laid.

He pulled his pants off, his girthy cock slapping on his abdomen, tip leaking from pre-cum.

Kai winces when you slowly roll the condom on his hard cock. The red tip looked as if it was gonna burst anytime. His hand clamped on his mouth as he watched you wrap him up, muffling any noise.

Kai sat on the bed, leaning on the headboard just beside you. "Take a seat," he motioned, tapping his lap.

As a good girlfriend, you gladly obliged. Straddling him and lifting your waist, sinking slowly on his erect cock.

Kai threw his head back, grunting at the tight feeling, gripping your waist and landing a spank on your still red ass. Yelping in pleasure, you forced all the way down, letting him fill your insides with his thickness. You buried your face on his neck as he rubbed your back, cooing at you.

"You're so good to me, baby, so good," he whispers.

He lets you feel the stretch for a little while before slowly bucking his hips up, thrusting agonizingly slow in you. His thrusts start slow and gradually add force and speed.

"Am I still innocent, pumpkin?" He asked as he pushed you away from his body, wrapping his hand around your neck, lightly squeezing it.

"Still your innocent and gentle Kai? Hm?" he taunts, even if you can't form any words to say.

Your mouth hangs open, gasping for air as he tightens his grip on your neck. You tried keeping your body still, holding on both of his shoulders.

"Fuck, you're sexy, h-hah..." he grunts. Your mind is hazy with his words and actions. It felt too much, that you started drooling.

"K-kai... B-baby..." Your words aren't almost heard as you were gasping for air.

"Let's do this often, yeah?" Kai suggested as he rams his cock inside your gummy walls.

@binniesbooks 2024

[beaniegaebie]

i don't really have any solid conclusions about this yet but i noticed A Thing in a rewatch and i haven't found it mentioned elsewhere yet so here we go

(apologies for the appalling image quality you're about to see, i can't screenshot easily rn pls bear with)

OKAY so in the scene where crowley confronts gabriel about "shut up and die", something about the arrangement of book stacks caught my eye a little

the majority of the books are angled so that we mostly just see the page edges and not the spines clearly, EXCEPT for a particularly shiny and familiar colour combo right here-

but nothing too weird going on there, i thought, crowley coloured books in a bookshop so what? right up until i registered crowley's line when we get a closer look-

hhhhmmmmMMmmmm yes yes "everything just the way you wanted" huh, very interesting considering that we know how much thought goes into props huh

and for most of the shots we get of crowley in this position those freaking books are just quietly nestled right there in the corner-

look at that god damn framing i fuckin see you, you glorious bastards

so i paused to see if i could figure out what the hell was up with those fuckers and this is when i absolutely lost my mind, your honour

A and C you say?? in crowley colours???? framed like this?????? localised entirely within your kitchen???

anyway long story short they're two books from an Agatha Christie Crime Collection set (24 volumes, three stories per volume) and guess whats on the mfing front covers I'm-

(its a rant for another post but when paired with this other set of initials spotted in s2 i want to scream actually)

ANYWAY back to the books, through an absolutely unhinged comparison of the formatting of gold text blobs i reckon the two we have here are:

(on top) The Pale Horse; The Big Four, The Secret Adversary

(on bottom) 4:50 From Paddington, Lord Edgeware Dies, Murder in Mesopotamia

(I'm fairly confident but if anyone has a better image to confirm/correct this pls do)

now here is where I'll need a bunch of help from some Christie-heads out there bc I haven't read any of these and I've only seen the tv adaptation of one of them, so i dont know for sure if these are like A Clue, or A Cool Thing, or if I've just fully brainrotted myself into a fun lil corner here? wa-hoo

but here's some initial stuff that jumped out at me after skimming the basics:

(some of) the titles: Pale Horse/Big Four - death's horse ofc, the four horsemen mayb? the them+adam?? ; Mesopotamia is a very biblical choice bbz ; 4:50 From Paddington- azi likes trains i guess? idk that one's tenuous lmao ; honestly no idea with the other two but Secret Adversary feels a tad ominous

iirc Big Four just has kind of an unusual history, it was initially twelve short stories that she later compiled into one, and it was published fairly soon after christie's mysterious disappearance/reappearance

in Big Four, poirot fakes his death at one point and doesnt even let hastings in on it and I'm hoping sure its totally irrelevant to the ineffable bois

part of the Pale Horse story is a group of assassins that basically try to pass off all their murders as being actually caused by like ✨satanic powers✨ which is interesting

christie knew a fUCkton about poisonings thats why she wrote so many into her work and, while i don't believe the poison coffee theory myself, it sure is an interesting link with how cyanide is associated with almond smell/flavour and that metatron chooses almond syrup in particular

(ALSO random side note that is mostly meaningless but I've worked in a good few uk coffee shops and have never worked anywhere that stocks almond syrup; almond milk yes, hazelnut syrup yes, but never almond syrup...? prob just the places i worked though lmao)

EDIT forgotten point: I've seen some speculation that the bently's plate reading "CURTAIN" could be a reference to poirot's last story, along side that alternate scene of crowley ordering the sherry for "miss marple", its just one too many agatha christie references for my melted brain to handle and I'm SUS

so this is where i run out of idea steam and hand it over to you lot because i have no clue what this could mean, if it even means anything other than a cool set feature

is there something here actually or am i yelling into the void just for fun?

who knows, who cares!

[omgjumin]

3:09am ☆ nanami kento

tags: afab!reader, fluff, smut, choking(?) & hand kink, yea um, pet names (sweetheart), reader is implied to have long hair?

notes: dont question what time it is rn, i was just having nanami brainrot thats all

nanami always finds a way to push your hair back out of your face before you do. it's a simple yet affectionate action that he does. he means nothing by it but just making sure that when you are talking to him, he can see your face completely, not hidden behind a few strands. even if those few strands only covered your ears or small parts of your cheek.

it happens randomly like when you were out in a café with nanami, sitting down while waiting for your order. he sat in front of you, his hands kept to himself until he saw hair fall onto your face, hair getting into your mouth. you swear it's the most unattractive thing to see, watching you get hair stuck from out your mouth. but when he reaches over so nonchalantly to push your hair behind your ear before signaling you to continue with your story, your heart drops.

it's pounding, racing faster than ever before. he's done this a million of times but every time it still manages to catch you off guard.

but one thing you can't get off your mind is when, nanami pushes your hair behind your ear, before wrapping his hand around your neck and pulling you in for a kiss. the hand that brings you closer to his body as his lips kissed you so passionately. the hand that soon runs his fingers through your hair pulling softly to push your head back so he can have more access to your neck as he makes his mark on you.

nanami's lips kiss near your ear as he whispers, his voice sending chills down your spine. "let me take care of you, sweetheart." he says as he goes down on you. and if you were to cover your face as he touched you, you were to never cum again that night. nanami loves to see your face while he fucks into you during missionary. it's his favorite position although he's never told you why but you know well enough that he loves to see your face while you cum, to see the face scrunch you do when you squeeze his cock when you are close, the way your hair falls onto your face before getting pushed away by him. he loves it all.

nanami just wants to see your pretty little face at all times when you are with him.

[ace-of-d1am0nds]

burrow's end having two paladins has got me in my paladins brainrot again specifically how to not make ur paladin just a fucking fantasy cop.

ok ok ok i hear u whats this silly little punk doing here talking abt fuck cops on main like this. so here's my deal. paladins, like og build paladins, are just made to be wizard cops. serve and protect and all that shit. more importantly, in the world created by dnd5e paladins of pelor are like literally just an occupying police force (IN MY OPINION DONT FUCKING COME FOR ME THERES A BETTER POINT TO THIS I PROMISE IM GETTING THERE)

but paladins that don't follow standard builds? make me lose my absolute goddamn mind. a player in the campaign I'm running rn is playing a werewolf oath of redemption paladin. and who is he a paladin to? THE FUCKING MOON

viola in burrow's end being a paladin who worships the concept. of protecting her husband and her people??? chefs fucking kiss

its so easy to fall into the standard build for paladins but they're slowly becoming one of my favorite archetypes especially when you get creative with the backstories

so sorry end of rant

[kaeyx]

I hope you dont mind me drowning your inbox with angel!chuuya because i have brainrot rn.

I absolutely love the idea of chuuya thigh-fucking the reader or having oral, since it keeps his and their chasity intact. Fjdkqkwkekq chuuya going down on the reader, drunk on the taste, and them enjoying the reader going down on them, kitten licks, glassy eyes and flushed face, its tooo much for him.

(if you have more headcanons or literally anything please sharee, i'll read it!!!!)

Oh I don't mind at all trust me

But yes,,,, both of them being so nervous, squirreled away in some secluded corner of the monastery where reader lives, carefully undressing themselves. Or just pulling their clothes aside because undressing is what couples do, it's what happens on your wedding night, and both of them have given their lives to the Lord and cannot be wedded.

Just looking, first. Chuuya struggling to not take his Father's name in vain just from the sight of you, so lovely, willingly bare before him in defiance of all of your teachings. Him kneeling before you with reverence, as if to pray, parting your thighs and looking between them with eager curiosity and even a little bit of hunger that he can't quite supress. Reaching out and carefully tracing your folds, gasping in surprise when he feels your entrance and quickly withdrawing because he's not supposed to go there, he can't touch you there no matter how soft and hot and wet and utterly inviting it is. Kissing you with care, first your legs and stomach before being brave enough to press his lips to your clit, immediately backing off and apologising when you gasp. Only continuing once you've reassured him you're okay, he didn't hurt you. Kissing you endlessly before he even dares to lick, large hands on your knees keeping them apart and holding you up while you bury your hands in his hair and try not to moan. Chuuya getting so lost in the taste, your soft thighs pressing around his head, your little muffled moans that assure him he's doing good, he swears he could turn right here and he wouldn't even care. You taste better than anything he's ever had, and your moans are sweeter than any hymn. When you cum it's his name on your tongue and it sends shivers down his spine as he hears it, holding you steady as your legs shake and you nearly double over.

He doesn't push you to return the favour but if you do he's a mess of nerves and anticipation. Just the sight of you kneeling, looking up at him, is something he's never going to be able to get out of his head. He's already hard before you even touch him, gripping the surface behind him and trembling. Your hand reaches out and pokes his tip, watching it twitch and bob as he shudders. When you put your hands around his length and kiss it he nearly cums right there, crying out, his hands reaching for purchase. He wants to put them on your head, but he also doesn't want to force you to do anything, you're already so perfect as is. His cock is just as pretty as the rest of him, and it throbs wildly as you take it in your mouth. You don't really push past your throat but it's more than enough for Chuuya, who's watching your glassy eyes and drooling mouth like they're a work of art. They are, to him. With your little kisses and licks, your fingers carefully tracing every last vein of his length, he doesn't last. He turns his hips away from you and cums untouched, seed dribbling out and onto the ground while you watch in fascination. His head is thrown back and his eyes are shut, whole body tense and shaking, pretty whines spilling uncontrollably from his mouth. He's chanting your name too, or trying to mumble out a prayer to his Father, his mind weak from the euphoria.

[theemporium]

Hi royal lestappen anon again

1) SORRY I have a lot of ppl I follow f1 wise and I know sOmEoNe has a princess I just can’t remember who rn

2)you call it making it worse, I call it making it more interesting (read: better (imo))

But YES the isolation is what does max in in the end. Like queenie (I’m sticking with it fuck it) is so fucking lonely and that little scenario where max notices a comment is bothering her and she isn’t immediately abusing power (let’s assume this is something her parents are known for) and firing them/imprisoning them for slander of the crown?

And that’s the moment where he starts befriending her, cause this whole time he’s thought this girl is going to be a tyrant like her parents, and really he realizes that as soon as she offered to cover for him and Charles he should have known then she wasn’t anything like her parents but THIS Is the moment he kinda starts falling for her.

And when Charles gets back max kinda takes him aside and tells him to talk to her since they’re better friends so that she has a chance to vent with him, bc yes queenie and max are friendlier now but they’re not “besties” like Charles is atm with queenie

So Charles talks with queenie and she’s starting to word vomit and hes trying to interrupt her and tell her she’s doing great as a queen but she just won’t stop talking so he just yanks her into a bone crushing hug (cause he can’t kiss her yet, he still hasn’t talked with max bc he knows max is falling for her now too, and something happened while he was gone) to shut her up.

And with her silence he’s doing that head cupping, chin on the shoulder type thing where he’s in a good spot to quietly tell her what he wanted to the whole time she was talking over him.

Of course max is guarding the outside of the room, he heard the rambling stop and is wondering what the hell charles did to get her to stop talking. And he has an image of them kissing in his head and he physically has to shake his head to rid his mind of the image.

Oh god it’s long again but do with that last snippet what you will 🫡

And you know what I have a feeling I’ll be brainrot anoning the royal stuff and I can’t choose an emoji so assign me one. I’m indecisive and can’t choose.

BABE, I AM INDECISIVE TOO!! DONT MAKE KE DECIDE😭😭😭😭😭

no but the way the boys try to make an effort after they realise how lonely she was😭and she’s come to terms with the fact she will never have that romantic relationship with a happy ending she dreamed of, so she settles for the friendship and she seems genuinely happier with it. she has people now. she isn’t totally alone

and the way charles and max start to learn about how different she really is from her parents. they hear the cruel acts and experiences she dealt with first hand, and yet here she is. still so nice to them. still keeping their secret

and they both notice pretty quickly that they are falling for her but she doesn’t believe she’s deserving/capable of love😭she thinks she’s destined for a life where she’s just friends with them at best and she’s made peace with that. but these boys are doing the best they can to prove to her that she deserves that love and they wanna give it to her

and the way max is just SO PROTECTIVE of her now that he knows how she’s being treated. this boy is always one step behind her, glaring at anyone and everyone. and he knows she’s too nice to abuse her power, but he’s ready to throw hands or pull a sword on anyone who dares to disrespect you🫠

[levihanskid]

asking the hashiras to braid their hair for the first time part 1

- you're the newest hashira and you try to befriend everyone by asking the hashiras to braid their hair ft: mitsuri, muichiro, kyojuro cw: just (platonic) fluff a/n: hi hi this is my first post hopefully more to come i have so much kny brainrot rn (if you have some requests feel free to tell! i'd love to try make them!)

Mitsuri

"omg sureeee"

she loves it sm you'd hear her giggle and squeal

would ask you if she can braid your hair after

would talk to you all the time, ask you your favorites, pretty much anything to know you more

sometimes she'd get some food first so you guys can snack on them while you're braiding her hair

her hair is very well taken care of. i'm talking no split ends, healthy scalp, silky soft, and smells like flowers

she would share her hair care routine to you ofc

she'd also give you tips and recommendations on good products to buy

would teach you how to do other hairstyles so you could do them to each other next time.

after you hair braiding session you definitely know pretty much her whole life (you're also full from all the food)

you guys are besties now

Muichiro

"i dont have anything to do so ok"

was a bit confused why you asked him

it's because your hair is so long and pretty

i feel like his hair has many tangles bcs he always forgets to comb them

so you would spend like 10-15 minutes trying to detangle them

you definitely had sore arms before even starting the braids

you are very gentle doing it tho

he just lets you do your thing while he spaces out or look up the clouds

"that cloud is shaped like a bunny"

you try to open a conversation by asking him random question like his favorites or how his day went

sometimes when he disassociates he'll completely ignore you so you just hum to yourself to ease the awkwardness

after a while you'd notice him swaying a bit as his breath becomes deeper

guy fell asleep

you just quickly finish braiding his hair and gently lay him down on a pillow or your lap

Kyojuro

"SURE THING! CAN YOU DO MY HAIR LIKE KANROJI'S?"

ofc sir anything for you

i'd like to believe his hair got layers so it's a bit hard to braid with all the fly-aways

he doesn't mind tho

would occasionally startle you by talking all of a sudden after a long silence

asks you questions like you're in a job interview

"SO, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF"

you'd answer and he'd be like "IS THAT SO?" or "THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR"

he's very open so he'll tell you some things about himself as well

would tell you that his hair is like this because his family loves tempura as a joke

you almost believed it

he'd be very delighted by your work with his hair

"IT TURNED OUT VERY WELL! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GRAB SOME LUNCH WITH ME?"

he brought you to his favorite restaurant and the food was so good (his treat) you may or may not have burst your eardrums a bit with all the "UMAI"

[mintcand3]

im having oc brainrot phase rn dont mind me

[employee052]

kinda vent under the cut? idk

(prefacing this by the fact that this is made at around midnight my time, so this is probably just my brain being a stinker rn)

i hate how i just dont have many thoughts for tsp rn

its still my main fandom, i love it dearly, but i cant think of any story or thing to do with it rn, and its making me sad

i wish i had a unique narrator design thats elegant and unique and brings something new to the table

i wish i had a cool sprawling au that tells its own story thats based in tsp

i wish i could have an au with an amazing story that brings something new while also staying the same, the balance of new and old

i want to find that spike in brainrot for the game again, i want to do something with it

but my mind rn is just...

blank.

idk, it might just be the late night voices speaking, but im just worried that im not really bringing anything new.

i want to make a cool new au that tells this cool story with lore drops n plot events and whatnot

but my aus are simple n light mostly, out of bounds/fourth wall is self indulgent "hey what if they were taken to the real world", control group is just me sticking to the base game while also still doing the real world schtick of fourth wall

and outside of that... nothing.

i want to tell a story, i want to explore their characters again, to tug at heartstrings and to have people feel

idk. maybe im just feeling self conscious over having fourth wall as an au

n thats not even getting to how ive been feeling self conscious over my designs recently, with tk, curator, and lynne their designs feel unique enough that i feel okay with. but with my narry? with virgil??? i feel like the swoop isnt enough anymore. i feel like i need to do more with it but idk what or where or why

because i love my narry design so far, but meanie voice in my heads telling me that its too simple, that theres a dozen other narrator designs like mine that are 10x more cooler and unique and original than mine, n i feel bad bc i felt this issue last year, and its one of those things that doesnt seem like its going to leave me any time soon.

idk. im rambling rn

ill probably delete this later idk.

ty for reading ig if anyone does. gonna go sleep this train of thought out.

[crow-withaphone]

Hello hello I'm thinking about @triple-starsss Band AU again but this time I'm gonna rant about my 2 AM thoughts cause I can't sleep and I dont wanna bother anyone rn jshsj, sorry people you gotta deal with my brainrot now :3

Under the cut- Crow rants about Nova, Surge and Kit's band from their Project Starkiller AU if they were in this T.S AU.

Please keep in mind this is a big ol ✨ What If ✨ scenario, I'm just airing out my festering thoughts

The au in general is very fun and I love it very much. I wanna take the whole AU, put it in a jar and shake it around /aff

Now, as far as I'm aware Vix (the AU's creator) said surge and kit won't be prominent in the au to not give T.S too many rivals (understandable) upon reading this I thought "kinda funny that in my AU they already have a little band with Nova.. waitaminute-

SO since this au is kinda more realistic, Surge and Kit are not lab experiments, just two orphans with way too much emotional turmoil and inner resentment, y'know, for the plot /j. Same thing for Nova except she's not an orphan, she's a home runaway (for context, Nova the Cat is from my AU, Project Starkiller, she's an escapee from a lab in another dimension) Thanks to their similarities, being alone and angry at the world, the trio gets along and ends up sticking together.

Personally I'd have Surge aged up so she's old enough to keep a job and a small apartment so they're not. Y'know. On the streets. Surge is doing her best to provide for them, but it's hard. Nova would be the one to convince them to try starting a "band," not really expecting it to go anywhere, she already brought her guitar with her when she ran away from home anyway so, hey, why not give it a try? Surge agrees because she just wants to yell a lot, and Kit agrees because Surge agrees.

I think it'd be good for them all as a coping mechanism, Kit gets to hit stuff, Surge, of course, gets to yell, and Nova's already doing the one thing she enjoys.

Now, at first they are!! Not good!! At all!! They have very cheap equipment and Surge & Kit are newbies, Nova is an okayish teacher but she's also!! A child!! A child prodigy, sure, but a child nonetheless. As they get better they start posting their songs and covers on.. whatever the Mobius version of YouTube is. Some people like their stuff, and thus starts their lil' YouTube career /hj

Edit: I should probably mention that they aren't rivals of the triple stars band or Metallic Madness- Nova is inspired by them both, Surge kinda hates them both for. Some reason. (Bad vibes ig) And Kit is kinda indifferent

Stars (pun not intended) I hope this made at least a little bit of sense. Iii'm gonna stop ranting now cause it's 3 AM and I need sleep. I'm gonna find this in the morning and probably regret posting it, but for now I am shameless. Hope y'all don't mind this long rant, gotta get my thoughts out somewhere.

And hey, if y'all are interested I'll definitely rant about it more cause this au drives me insane and I highly suggest you go check it out if you haven't

Okay I'm actually done ranting now, gnight creatures within my phone

[pink-apollo]

hi! i'm not sure if you just do writing for Ghost/Soap/Alejandro, etc, but if you don't--- I was wondering if i could request an Alex Mason X Reader imagine where the reader is struggling to sleep and is like turning constantly, and Alex just ends up pulling them against his chest and snuggling them :(((((( I HAVE SO MUCH ALEX BRAINROT RN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY and if you dont wanna do it with him, maybe with Ghost???? tysm!!!

I honestly miss Alex so much❤️

Or perhaps both?

I am so sorry this took me…so long. I’m better state of mind here so I hope you enjoy :)

🖤Alex himself tends to have trouble sleeping when he finally comes back home. No more odd positions of being cramped up, no more uncomfortable cots to lay on, or solid ground that makes his back act up. Just a nice comfortable bed to lay on, or so until his s/o starts to toss and turn

🖤Has woken up a few times due to you shifting around so often, even kicking him in the back because of how chaotic your dreams are. But no matter what he still loved you

🖤Although this particular night, your movements seemed more rapid and fidgety than normal. Being away from mason for a long period of time took a toll on both of you, sometimes you more so than him. He was your comforter during the night, his strong arms wrapped around you as his head rested on top of yours, his breathing helping you to relax and calm down to finally sleep after months of being apart

🖤Alex just about on the brink of sleep until he felt your side of the bed move…and then once more, and yet again with you sighing into the pillow as you pulled the covers closer to your body. He peaked an eye open and saw you curled up wide awake looking up at the moon that was shinning through the curtains

🖤Alex then wrapped his arms around you, pulling you closer to his chest before flipping you over so you were now facing him. He placed your leg so it was over his and rested his head upon yours before closing his eyes once more and laughing at the situation

🖤In all honesty you would think it would be him doing the shuffling around but it’s actually you. Not moments later you were fast asleep in his arms, no more moving.

🖤Alex placed a kiss on your temple just before going to sleep himself, before hearing a faint “I love you.”

🎀Ghost is a all around sound sleeper for the most part. Some nights he shifts due to night terrors but is always back to sleep once again as he sees you there laying with him with your head on his chest. Most nights in fact you two end up always like this, snuggled up against one another

🎀Simone has noticed that when you’re not pressed up against one another that you tend to be fidgety, just like him. Adjusting your pillows a lot, trying to find that perfect spot to lay down on, blankets slowly being pulled over to your side

🎀But the moment that you start to toss around a bit too much is when he’s fully awake and watching you try to get comfortable. Laughs a little at the ordeal seeing that you are just like him, needing physical comfort from your partner

🎀Will allow you to turn a bit before decided wither or not to finally pull you against him which is exactly what he does every night

🎀Pulls you to his side of the bed, back up against his chest as his hand finds his way into yours, his face nuzzling into your hair as he settles down once more before drifting off to sleep. It seems every night is the same thing, starting on your own side of the bed before making your way to each other

🎀When Simon is away from you he can’t get a wink of shuteye unless he has something of yours that smells like you which he does on occasion to trick his mind into thinking you’re there, minus the actual physical touch, and little does he know that you do the same thing when apart

[whumpshaped]

First of all, I am equal parts amazed and terrified of your severe brainrot rn. Surely you don't sleep at night, eat or drink, just rotate those two like döner kebab and write? I binge-read it all yesterday (some pieces I read twice or thrice 😌) and I am overjoyed that the chapters keep coming but please don't write yourself into exhaustion 🥺

Second of all, Shadows for the vampire bingo! I imagine Helle likes dining out from time to time... Finds some other poor soul and is disappointed when they aren't as entertaining as Beck; or maybe they take beck somewhere, some park full of shadows - as enrichment 😊

i mean ur not wrong.. i do nothin but write recently.. but dont worry i'll be forced not to write for a good while starting saturday bc im going home :/ but until then its kebab time. heres how helle went about feeding while beck was out w the flu <3 not their best night

masterlist bingo card

tw vampire whumper, mind control, noncon biting of a married couple i feel like thats a special offence, noncon drugging, past trauma, death mention

Helle left the apartment feeling sick to their stomach. It was a dumb thing to still be so hung up about, it was merely the worst and last few days of their mortal life that gave way to a century torment right afterwards. Nothing monumental.

"This is ridiculous," they muttered to themself, quickly pressing the button that opened the front door of the building. The fresh air against their skin was definitely a welcome sensation — it made them temporarily forget about how suffocating their coffin had been.

They immediately spotted a couple on the bench by the playground, being all cute with each other. They thought about ruining yet another date night, but... no, they needed to get away for a bit. Just for half an hour or so. Take a walk, maybe, be around some other people so they could forget about the sight of their human lying on the bed with his face flushed.

'It's just the flu,' he'd said. Right. Because influenza was absolutely incapable of killing anyone, right? Because they weren't supposed to be thinking about the stupid outbreak, because it was three hundred years ago, because medicine had advanced since then, because it was just one human– Fucking hell, they had been that one human before. And if Beck was dying, they wouldn't even have the guts to turn him. Not like this.

They stopped and took a deep breath, exhaling slowly. It was fine. Everything was fine. Beck wasn't dying, they weren't dying anymore, and Lady Marie was dead. What they needed to do was find an unfortunate, stupid human, have dinner, and go back to check on their unfortunate, stupid human.

They stuck to the shadows around buildings, places that the streetlights didn't quite illuminate. They looked around the area for any fresh meat, eventually bumping into yet another couple. What was it with them? Well, whatever. They would do.

It took all of two seconds for the women to notice them once they amped up the charm a bit, and suddenly they were walking towards the danger zone, compelled to be around such an alluring stranger. Helle didn't wait for either of them to strike up a conversation.

"Stay right there for me," they said softly, enthralling one of the women while they grabbed her... girlfriend? Wife? They glanced down and caught a glimpse of the matching rings they were wearing. Yes, definitely her wife.

They grabbed the woman and bit down, steadying her with one hand and covering her mouth with the other. She tasted fine, they supposed, but everything felt like a downgrade after Beck. They used enough venom to keep her discomfort to a minimum, but hopefully not enough that she would come knocking on their door a couple days later for round two. It was hard to tell whether the charm was even broken, or she still thought she was getting randomly bitten by someone she'd met five seconds ago and didn't even get to greet.

They pulled away and lifted the enthrallment, just in time for the first woman to see her wife slump against them like a giggly little ragdoll. "You should probably bring her home," they suggested helpfully. "I am no doctor."

~

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[mirangel]

RANRAN my mind is litrlly clouded with sugar daddy pantalone rn but i dont even like him that much?!??!! HELP

I think ur fics changed me ranran.. ina good way (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)

🌼

pantalone thirst 1

cw: sugar daddy/baby dynamic

written by a minor, dni if uncomfortable

you both know that you’re using him for his money! but for you, it’s getting harder to tell when you’re bouncing on his cock with a lewd expression on your face! pantalone wipes the drool coming out of your mouth, then resting it on your neck, a makeshift collar just for you! he notes how stupidly cock drunk you are, and he’ll have to increase your payment that week for being such a good little sugar baby for him! you’re starting to believe that you’re starting to care less about his money, and more of his fat cock dragging along your walls!

“mmm… you’ve been so good to me today. this deserves a little reward, don’t you think? tell me what you want.”

SPREADING THE PANTALONE BRAINROT TO ALL!!! the pantalone influx will continue!! i will make everyone as crazy as i am about him!!!