#havent laughed that much in a while

[snaileo]

i began spectating alex at the right moment to witness his insane plot armor

[xxplastic-cubexx]

idec anymore. sending this out into the wild

[colorintermediate]

im back

with a new blorbo

[frogdadskeleton]

Punching something bc u didn't hit ur weekly gw

What a straight white male thing to do

I would like to publicly apologise-

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

Hypermobile not as in "haha I'm extra bendy" or "I actually dislocate my joints a lot" but hypermobile as in "scrap everything you learned about moving your body 20 years ago and start over, you did it wrong"

[birdyverdie]

Had the longest and funniest argument about whether game DLCs should be free or not and right now the third wheel of the argument is talking about the Kingdom Hearts release chronology and lore and I can't help but just think about being spun around in a salad spinner

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i cannot fucking relax ever i cant take a break i cant feel like shit for a while even because this household will go to shit since no one else can concieve of doing basic fucking chores. holy shit. i was tidying the kitchen on a fucking whim and i recovered from under a pile of trash what i can only guess used to be an orange but at this point had become fucking unrecognizable through the full coating of mold on it. i cannot be the only one who gives a fuck about having a remotely hygenic living space anymore

[gemharvest]

Seeing someone I follow post abt OC image counts and them showing clear favorites and now I wanna make a poast bc this is so funny to me always.

[simcardiac-arrested]

Go go go cutscene cutscene cutscene!!!

been thinking about one of my favorite undertale fics lately, it’s like. the best undertale fic to me if not the best fic on ao3 period. i liek it so much. it’s the scientist series by talkingsoup and i will Never stop talking about like i Know i have mentioned it before but i am physically incapable of shutting up about it. it’s so good. i once tried to get my best friend to read it even though she doesn’t know english but i tried to convince her to read it with google translate (it didn’t last long but it was worth the effort). it’s So Good. i discovered it in like 2018 or 2019 and have reread it at least two times since it’s just like AUEHGGHHH. gaster’s downfall and then him haunting the narrative … the exploration of sans’ backstory …… the characterizations ………. it’s all very well written and also very dark and traumatic. They make Shit happen to these characters. but it gets better. i think ? i have never finished the series because iirc it only finished around a year ago and i haven’t reread it since. but i am Thinking about it. it’ll probably take me months because 1. i have to come to terms with the fact that one of my favorite stories will be Finished(tm) 2. i have to hype myself up to reread it because it’s a very long series with like 400k words or something AND the second installment is verrrry dark and heavy considering it explores the whole reset bullshit and flowey is putting sans through 29263937 meatgrinders

[lesbianshadowheart]

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[madokasoratsugu]

kyara/baku and hal/baku are such good ships....genuinely adore how their relationships are written. the series could have gone with either romance and itd have been amazing....its choosing your fate vs an ordained destiny.

both playing on an innate trust in each other, differing in the ruthless abandonment if the trust is broken but knowing they will return eventually; two people this similar cannot survive unless revolving around one another, vs chasing one person to the ends of the earth, even if they are no longer waiting for you; two people so different their worlds must revolve around the other or risk their own imploding. it’s the magnetism, the desire to continue choosing each other, even when forgotten, even when dying.

you must belong to/with me, because where else can you be? where else can i?

[caromari]

just finished watching all of ash coyote’s furry documentaries and ive never wanted to wear a fursuit more in my life than in this moment 👉👈

[koishua]

my mom sitting there nodding along to my very emotional retelling of how i was chased by my classmate (actually my crush but she doesn't have to know that) who kept shoving a dead lizard in my face in ninth grade

[zakuryoishi]

reason living by screen time is still such a banger it should be illegal

[tinypinkheart]

I spent too long swallowing everything down and it made me sick. now my body doesn't work quite right

and the top theory from the doctors is that I swallowed down too much sadness and it's begun to act like a poison (rather slow moving if it took this long, geez).

oh, it seemed so silly at first!! a diagnosis of "got too distressed"?? let's be serious now. medical offices are not the place for such wildly fanciful conjecture. but as time keeps passing and symptoms get weirder and tests keep coming back strange and my prognosis remains a question mark - I'm no longer so sure.

when I last saw my therapist, he had told me he was astounded I was not dead. it was meant to be somewhat complimentary - commenting on how most people get faced with extreme hardships one or two at a time, whilst I'd had to face several in rapid succession. now, his words give me an ominous feeling about the growing sense of rot coming from my gut.

If I were to venture out into the world of fanciful conjecture: I spent too much time wishing myself dead, and my body is engaging in some spiteful irony. "see how you like it!!" well I don't, thank you.

[jackass-jones]

All I need is to be homoerotic and in a bit of a fucked up way god