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silverpaintedstars · 3 years ago

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Well, here’s a first chapter for y’all! Disclaimer it’s a little long, so be prepared for scrolling. I had a lot of fun writing this one

(if you havent read the prologue might wanna do that)

Chapter One: A Meal, An Encounter, and A Walk

He should be dead.

Somehow, though, he was alive.

But it felt like the opposite.

There was the left-over pain from the shadows, and on top of that, his face stung terribly. But he was alive, and he’d take that. Elliot didn’t open his eyes yet, still getting used to the fact that there was more life to live, and how he was going to use it.

It felt like he was laying on grass, or something of the likes. At any rate it was quiet, and he needed this moment of peace. He was lucky to snag them whenever he could, few and far between.

Finally he groaned and wrenched his eyes open. Grey sky greeted him overhead. He was laying on damp brush, rough and overgrown. Not too far from his original guess. A few trees dotted the land around, but he saw no other living form on this desolate wasteland.

Mustering all his energy, he slowly sat up, his head throbbing from the effort. He still had his traveling cloak over his shoulders, but whoever had put him here didn’t think to give him a bag or something?

Whoever had put him here…

Elliot looked around, then yelped.

On a rather large rock to his left, a black-clad figure sat, watching him. He wore a rather curious black mask around his eyes. A few strands of white hair peeked out from under his black hood. A scarf waved in the breeze, and a sword was buckled at his side.

All in all, he looked quite impressive, and like he could kill Elliot any second.

The black-cloaked young man quirked a small smile, his eyes completely concealed so Elliot couldn’t see any emotion from there. Clearly he knew Elliot had seen him but made no move towards his sword.

Elliot remained perfectly still, eyes wide and heart thumping. Did this person bring him here? Or simply stumble upon him? Not knowing made him feel even more helpless.

After a moment of the two staring at each other, the young man deftly hopped off his rock and strode towards Elliot, quickly closing the few yards between them. His boots flattened the tall grass, forming a temporary path.

Elliot swallowed, knowing he should run, but he was half curious what this stranger wanted, plus he doubted he could run faster.

The stranger stopped right in front of Elliot, who was still on the ground, staring up at him.

What he could see of his face betrayed no emotion as he reached a hand down, in the direction of his sheathed sword.

Elliot squeezed his eyes shut, frantically trying to shuffle back in the process. But when he heard no telltale shhhk of the weapon being drawn, he cautiously opened his eyes again.

A grey-gloved hand was outstretched in front of him.

Confused, ELliot looked back up at the stranger, who nodded his head towards his hand.

After a moment's hesitation, Ellliot limply grabbed it, his joints popping as the stranger pulled him to standing. Elliot dusted himself off, wobbling a bit. His face still hurt and he was terribly sore, but it was something he could bear to live with.

“Careful, traveler. Might get stepped on down there,” the stranger said. His voice didn’t quite match the rest of his outward appearance. Lower, a little hesitant but still confident. Elliot didn’t yet know if he could trust this stranger, but a part of him very much wanted to.

“Uh--em--tha-thank you,” Elliot warbled out, rubbing at his hands.

The stranger tipped his head slightly to the left. “And you are welcome.”

“Wh-who are you?” Elliot asked, knowing that stereotypical question had to be asked at some point.

“Around here you can call me Reaper.”

Elliot blinked. “Around here?”

“Yes.” He offered no further explanation. “I trust you are in need of food?”

Elliot hadn’t gotten there in his train of thought yet, but when it came around he found he was quite ready to board the car of food. His stomach grumbled hard when he found that inside this car were piles of food-breads, fruits, soups, and sweets. “Yes,” he said aloud, adding a hasty, ‘sir,” because it sounded safer.

Reaper smiled, pulling a wrapped parcel out of a bag hidden under his cloak. Inside were contents that added more memories to his car of food. A loaf of bread with a bit already broken off, a chunk of cheese, and an apple. He sat on the hard ground in one swift motion, crossing his legs underneath him and spreading the food on the paper, placing it on the ground.

Elliot clumsily sat across from Reaper, hungrily eying the food as more items filled his car as he looked at them.

Reaper tilted his head, as if studying him. “Go on.”

Elliot grabbed at the bread, tearing a hunk off and stuffing it in his mouth. He tried to go slow, act like he had some idea of manners, but the food tasted so good in comparison to what he was used to. Fresh bread--a rare thing for him. He was more used to barren soups, thin, watery things. This tasted a thousand times better, and Elliot felt himself feeling a sense of peace--despite dining with a stranger.

“So tell me,” Reaper said, watching Elliot eat, “how a High Elf like you wound up sixty miles from Orlem.”

He was that far away?

Elliot glanced down at his left hand, which bore the mark of a High Elf--black swirls along the side. He rubbed it. “I don’t know,” he said truthfully. So then, Reaper hadn’t brought him here? Just...found him? He reached for the apple and took a meek bite, suddenly feeling uncomfortable.

“Quite a scar,” Reaper said after a few more minutes of almost quiet, save Elliot’s chewing.

Elliot trailed a finger along the ridge, not trusting himself to be able to say anything. He ducked his head, letting his long hair hang over his face. He had finished eating and stared down at the ground, his head aching not just from physical wounds, but from memories triggered by it. Terrible memories. He willed them away, but it didn’t really go away. Just retreated until another vulnerable moment.

Why was he here? He was certain his father--no, the king--had killed him. He didn’t deserve the title father anymore. Elliot could bear king but not father.

And who was Reaper? Why was a random stranger being so kind to this small Elf boy? Elliot didn’t deserve this. He’d never even had someone really be nice to him before. Except Moss. But she was gone.

“Wh-where are we?” he asked Reaper, dragging himself out from his maze of thoughts.

“About a mile from Holden,” Reaper answered.

Holden. A town. Elliot had never been there, his few leavings of Orlem, the capital of Lucero, north rather than east, where Holden lay. He’d studied the geography of Lucero and the neighboring kingdoms, Chexon and Andromarche, before, so he vaguely knew the rough area.

What was so important about Holden? Was there a reason he had woken up here? Or was it simply...more convenient? He could think of plenty of wasteland around Orlem that would’ve suited the same need, but was closer.

“So…” Elliot started, trying to order his thoughts. “You--found me?”

Reaper nodded. “I was headed to Holden and came upon you. I couldn’t exactly leave someone in your, ah, condition.” For some reason Elliot got the feeling he didn’t mean his wounds.

Reaper rubbed his neck in an almost grabbing way. “To put it this way--most you meet will not sympathize with you. Since Loot has the throne, life has been difficult for most people, from cause of Elves.”

Oh. Elliot let that sink in. Because...of his father, people just associated elves with bad? And Reaper didn’t even know his father was the king.

“You’re lucky I found you,” Reaper added, snapping a twig in his gloved hands and making Elliot jump.

The world suddenly seemed a very messy place, and he’d been thrust in headfirst with no warning. He wasn’t quite sure what to do or say, so he just took another bite of bread.

“Now I know you probably don’t completely trust me,” Reaper continued, “and you just met me twenty or so minutes ago, but we can’t stay here very long. Benedons roam these parts, but the closer we move to Holden, the safer we are.”

Elliot definitely didn’t want to have to encounter a Benedon, a fanged, sharp-clawed creature. And there was a part that desperately wanted to trust Reaper. If he’d wanted to kill him, he could’ve. Elliot didn’t doubt that. But he hadn’t--and he’d given him food. So he had at least one good reason to trust him. But was it enough? He didn’t know who lay behind the mask. For all he knew, they were nowhere near Holden and Reaper was really leading him to his death.

He could never know.

But there was only one way to truly be sure.

“Okay,” he said. “I’ll go.”

“Good,” Reaper said, looking around. “Because I doubt you have a choice.” He looked back at Elliot. “Rest a while longer--you don’t yet look strong. Then we will leave.”

Elliot nodded, wondering how he was supposed to rest.

Turns out he didn’t have to think about it, for he lay back in the grass and promptly fell asleep.

He woke up some time later to see Reaper anxiously studying the sky, where the grey had grown darker. He hadn’t noticed Elliot was awake.

Slowly he sat up, rubbing the cloud from his eyes and head. Reaper looked over and saw him. “Good, you’re awake,” he said. “We should be off. If it stays clear we should make it before nightfall, but it looks like storms. Though I know a shelter if we need it.”

Elliot listened to his words in silence. When Reaper had finished he made his way to standing with an amount of effort. His legs were sore and his head began to hurt again, but he made it. Reaper nodded.

“You seem well enough to walk. You feel so?” he asked, shifting the sword scabbard around his waist.

“I-I think so,” Elliot repeated, trying to convince himself that the words were true.

“Then off we will be,” Reaper replied with a readiness to his voice that Elliot couldn’t quite match.

They began to walk east, though it was hard to tell with the clouded sky, but Reaper seemed to know the direction, which didn’t really surprise Elliot. His strength still was weak, but he managed to get in a groove to walk, heaving breaths but refusing to ask for a rest, wanting to prove he could do this.

Yeah, well, he wasn't convincing himself.

At all.

They walked in silence, Reaper still kept looking at the sky, making Elliot start to worry himself if they would get caught in the rain. They had been walking for about forty-five minutes when Elliot felt it.

A drop of wet.

At first he thought it was a bead of sweat from how hard he was pushing himself, but when he felt another, he looked up, confused. Another drop hit him right between the eyes. “Um-eh-Reaper?” he said in a quiet tone. Reaper didn’t hear him. “R-reaper?”

Reaper looked at him. “Yes?” He wouldn’t feel the rain with his hood and cloak, Elliot figured.

Elliot opened his mouth to speak, when the whole sky opened up. He was drenched in approximately twenty one seconds.

Reaper let out a frustrated huff of air, the first time Elliot saw him drop the calm facade. “Come on--there’s a place just over this next way.”

“How far?” Elliot asked, but was lost in the torrent. He followed Reaper, almost running in the rain. His cloak was soaked through, his hair dripping rain in his eyes. He could barely see ten feet ahead of him, but he could see Reaper’s scarf, and followed that blindly like a lighthouse on a ravaging sea.

He squinted, rainwater running into his eyes and his strength almost completely gone, but if Reaper promised shelter--he would push himself as much as he could to get to it and out of this rain.

Finally he saw a blur of yellow. He wiped his eyes and it focused into a small building that was just coming into view from behind a small hill. “I-is that it?” he had to pretty much shout to Reaper over the wet.

“Yes,” Reaper called back. “We will stop there.”

Elliot let out a breath of relief. Finally, he could rest. He could stop and maybe, just maybe, feel safe. Of course, that was making a rather large assumption, but one could dream, couldn’t they? If you weren’t even safe enough to dream, then you were truly cut off from your largest freedom.

Then a crack of lightning struck somewhere close and he jumped, knocked from his thoughts yet again, remembering that he was still in the middle of a storm.

The building--or whatever--was closer now, and thanks to the light from within, he could make out Reaper, the clouds completely snuffing out the natural light. It wasn’t quite nighttime yet, but it was darkening towards it.

Elliot wrapped his dripping cloak around himself, utterly miserable in the wet, feeling like a cat out here. Finally, finally, he and Reaper stepped onto the small porch of the shack, sheltered after what felt like an eternity.

Reaper threw his soaked hood back, his white-grey hair also dripping into his black mask, but he kept that on. “We may have to stay here through the night,” he told Elliot, looking out at the desolate, wet land around. “Walking around in this isn’t quite my fancy, though we are not far from Holden.”

Elliot only nodded, trying to peer through one of the windows that opened onto the porch, but there was a cloth thrown across it on the inside, blocking his view. “What is this place?” he asked Reaper.

“Think of it like an inn for us...vagabonds,” Reaper said. “But less ravish.”

“Oh.” Vagabonds? Was he considered that now? Reaper definitely fit that category, at least from the time he’d known him. But he wouldn’t have labeled himself one before, but maybe now.

“Well then,” Reaper said, wringing the end of his cloak off and dripping into small puddles on the ground, “shall we go inside?”

Elliot definitely had no idea what to expect in this ‘inn for vagabonds’, in Reaper’s terms. But he supposed he would have no idea what to expect of anything he encountered from here on out.

“I-I guess we will,” he said, swallowing and moistening his throat, ironically enough the only part that seemed dry.

Reaper opened the wooden door, and it whined on the hinges. Then he and Elliot stepped inside, out of the external terrors, and into the internal mysteries.

#wip #my writing #writers on tumblr #silverstars writes #elliot loot #reaper #my ocs #how the son of shadows was cast out #chapter one #i don’t remember the word count so ehe #and it bugs me how it won’t copy paste indents #but I don’t feel like editing every single line #also are y’all fine just me posting it here #don’t know if you’d prefer or if it’s easier to read it on the doc #*shrug*

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skittymon · 4 years ago

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Finally finished Tales of Eternia!!

And that makes 11th tales games finished and 15th overall played in some degree (Phantasia, Legendia, Innocence, and DotNW being the ones I havent finished yet).

Once I started again in December I decided that instead of liveblogging I’d make a review at the end instead.

So here we go! I will keep this spoiler free as possible!

I’m pretty scatterbrained but I’ll try to divide this into: combat, story, characters, and other game mechanics.

Combat: So obviously, the combat is above Phantasia and Destiny’s, being made after them. I honestly have grown fond of the 2d linear style format. There’s so many different boss fights in this game that can only work in a 2d field rather than 3d.

On the flip side, that’s not always a good thing. I count bosses like the wild dog thing in Vesperia, and Fodra Queen of Graces to be among the hardest mandatory boss fights in tales. Welp, Eternia added one to the ranks. Rem (aka Aska the light spirit) is one of the most frustrating boss fights I’ve done. Apart from constantly slowing healing itself, on the field it brings a shiny ball with it. You cannot destoy the orb, it’s there all fight, and if you touch it it hurts you. And of course it blocks the way to Rem. There is a way past it, it moves up and down so you just have to wait until its up to move past. BUT GUESS WHAT THE AI DOESNT DO. So your party will probably either be dying or constantly in pain. AND REM CAN MOVE THE ORD ANYWHERE. Also you cant physically hit Rem while its casting a spell only far away skills. So if you ever play this game just cheese it and spam variations of Sonic Blade.

Of course, on the flip side it’s every easy for you to cheese boss fights and just back them up into a corner unable to move or do anything until they die, so it evens out.

The sprite animations for the artes are gorgeous. Reid moves so fluidly in his artes, he’s honestly my third favorite protag to play as behind Yuri and Ludger because of this. The caster animations are great as well, granted it can become cluttered and hard to see in when artes like blizzard and earth shaker are used. BUT GOD DAMN I CAN WATCH MEREDY USE METEOR ALL DAY IT LOOKS SO COOL.

Nitpicks about the combat system are, Life, the reviving spell Farah has, takes to long to charge, and for Meredy and Keele to use healing artes you have to mix and match who has what craymel (spirit). There might be a guide but I didnt look beyond reddit so Life was the only resurrection spell I had.

Last nitpick comes from the Aurora Artes. Aurora Artes are skills only Reid can use, but in order to use them you have to have health below 15% and press circle, square, and x at the same time, so it’s very easy to mess up and die. Then to use more Aurora Artes you press the same buttons repeatedly, and after you use them Reid is left with 1 hp. AND the final boss has an automatic kill skill, you have to press the buttons at the right time to activate it and keep everyone alive, or you can cheese it like I did and have Farah hold a reverse doll to revive her after she dies. Did I also mention this skill happens in phase 2 of the fight when the bosses health is less than 20,000 after starting from 300,000? If you fuck up thats like 10mins of redoing.

But to end on a better note for this section, I love the way artes are learned. You have to use certain artes a number of times before you can unlock it (I THINK abyss and vesperia and many others are like this but this is the first time I found it rewarding). I grinded like hell to get the best artes for Reid AND YOU BET IT WAS WORTH IT. Omega Demon Chaos I love you,,,,

Story: Like countless other Tales titles, the conflict comes from two worlds being at odds with each other. However this game does something that none of the other games have done with this story beat. Language barriers! It’s super cool in the first couple of hours theyre just trying to figure out how to talk with Meredy. Of course by the end this point is nearly dropped entirely, everyone else just getting the special ear ring I spent 3 hours to get so the plot can move on.

Like most tales, theres a moment you thought the story would end but BOOM the twist. I wasn’t shocked by it, but that’s because I knew who the final antagonist of the game was prior to playing it, but still it was executed well.

Something that makes this Tales stand out is how they deal with backstory. So the main fours backstory is vital to the story and their characters but they don’t show it till like 20 hours in. It’s like if Graces you start off in main arc and learn about the childhood arc 2/3 of the way through and went “ohhhh that’s why they were distant with each other.” And other stuff about it but I won’t spoil it.

Overall a good story, though I do feel like I’m missing things either from missing some side quests, or because of no skits.

Characters: The main ones to shine are the four main characters (Reid, Farah, Keele, and Meredy), everyone else literally is either one dungeon and/or optionable. Chat does still feel like a character being the owner of the Van Elita aka means of transportation for half the game. Max and Ras tho rip. ESPECIALLY MAX. Ya know how every tales there’s the mandatory Talk Before The Final Battle? Yea well they all get one except Max. You see him, but he doesnt talk, YET THEY CRAYMELS DO.

Another odd, yet charming, thing is that there’s no big moment of character development for anyone like Luke cutting his hair, Magilou keeping the portal open, or punch in the face like Alvin. They just. Slowly change. And its really weird cause for all of disc 1 Keele is basically an unbearable asshole and he just? Learns to be a better person from everything he sees? There’s no callout or moment of realization, he just slowly learns and it’s super refreshing.

Reid is probably one of the most relatable protagonists up there with Jude. I’m sure most of you know the “he doesn’t want to do shit lol” persona he has BUT GOD WHY HE’S LIKE THAT BABY I LOVE YOU. Farah’s personality is also explained in the backstory, so for any of you crestoria players that Farah’s backstory is really different like how Emil’s is, but the sentiment of why she’s like that is the same and stem for a similar event.

Meredy’s also great. I thought I’d get annoyed of her and her “You bet!” but god when she says it the last time at the end of the game, I was pretty moved. I wish I knew more about her backstory but I’m pretty sure a certain section of her life info was left to skits and ya know we didn’t get those till Symphonia :)))

As antagonists go, besides the Craymels who are there to test you before you get their power, there’s just two. Main boss and their lackey. The lackey is eh. You see him once at the beginning of the game, then see him destroy a city, then one last time where you kill him. You do get his backstory and stuff but eh I’m usually not fond of tales mini villains minus Chimerad, God Generals, and Artorius’s lackeys

The main antagonist tho, I really don’t wanna spoil it but it’s hard to talk about why I’m conflicted on it without spoiling. So it’s like Destiny’s final boss but written better in some part and worse in others. So at one point it’s super emotional and pretty powerful with the message eternia wants to send but at the same points its a jrpg where you gotta kill god cause he doesn’t think humans are worth it.

Oh one more thing thats honestly hilarious, there’s literally SINGLE animated cutscene by Production I.G in this entire game minus the op.

Other things: the amount of mini games in this game is insane, but the amount you have to do IN JUST THE SECOND DISC to continue the plot is more than any other tales game I can recall. Some of them are fun like the card game, others like the bomb one I want to throw in a fire.

There’s also so much Destiny pandering in this game. There’s portraits of the characters, you can collect lens, I’m 95% sure the way a certain character is done is because they wanted another Leon, you can SUMMON THE SWORDIAN USERS ARE AS AN ACTUAL SUMMON. While all Phantasia gets is the cameo battle and the Eternal Sword. I mean I didn’t mind cause I’ve finished Destiny and it’s one of my fav tales games but damn it was pretty obvious.

EXPLORATION IS SO FUN IN THIS GAME. Mainly near the end when you have free reigns. YOU CAN DIVE UNDERWAY AND EXPLORE THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA WHAT OTHER TALES GAME LETS YOU DO THAT???

In conclusion: A fun game! I don’t think it was worth 133 dollars tho consider my play file was 35 hours and thats with a good chuck of side quests and ex bosses. Probably in my top 5 combat systems of tales and final villains, but not in terms of story or characters. A really hope it gets remastered soon I’d love for more people to play it.

#skitty rambles #tales of #tales of series #tales of eternia

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suolainensilakka · 5 years ago

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shade, quirrel, hornet

Shade: did you make many mistakes in your first playthrough? Do you regret any choices you made?

Hooh boy. Yeah

I was flying blind for the most part so I did accidentally fuck up some possible npc dialogue interactions by doing things in a slightly weird order and found out later when scouring through the wiki, namely hornet's bonus dialogue when you defeat herrah after getting the king's brand hsgdjsjd

But. BUT. The thing I regret the MOST about my whole entire playthrough is accidentally locking all future quirrel encounters by talking to him near the teacher's archives. I only had the deepnest hot springs hangout left and I would have gotten them all but I was a dumbass who decided to explore the fog canyon without originally even planning to and I FUCKED UP IM SORRY QUIRRELLLL COME BAAAAAACK

Quirrel: What was your favorite thing to discover for the first time?

Oh!! Oh!! Good Question! I unfortunately did get spoiled for a few things before I started playing the game myself, but one moment is gonna stick out to me for a good long while I think; Joni's Repose.

I was vaguely aware of a location existing in the game by that name where you could find a new charm, but it still came as a complete surprise for me! Honestly the entire howling cliffs area was a very pleasant surprise and I could not stop the constant feeling of "woah where the fuck am I" as I was exploring gdjfksjd

But! Joni's repose yes. Ok so I found a little hidden nook in the cliffs so I decided to go and explore, and THEN: butterflies. Blue lifeblood butterflies, which I recognized immediately - I followed the trail down, down, down, expecting to find a cocoon - and lo and behold, I accidentally stumbled right upon a small glade tucked away in the caverns completely filled with soft glowing blue and ambient music like no other, and I was mesmerized. I'm pretty sure that after getting the charm I just sat in that little hidden cavern for a full 15 minutes not even doing anything, just stopping for a moment and chilling in the atmosphere. I still dont know why that specific location stuck out to me so much, but it still gives me those very specific vibes that always make me just,,,,, stop, and sit back for a while. Like I said, I was mesmerized hshfjshd

Hornet: What is your favorite boss fight? Most difficult boss?

Ooooohhhh boy thats a tough one

I havent fought all bosses yet so I cant provide a definite answer, but there were a lot of fights I enjoyed!! (Enjoyed being a relative term since every single one of them kicked my ass WITHOUT mercy lmao)

But! A few bosses that I think had a really fun pattern and a pleasant challenge were the False Knight, Hornet round 1, the Mantis Lords aaaand the Dung Defender!! DD and the Lords kicked my ass the hardest I think, but the Lords had a very nice vibe with their entire battle. Challenging the three sisters for a honorable battle to gain the respect of the mantis tribe,,,,, MUAH, exquisite

And dung defender's up there purely because despite me loathing every single aspect of the royal waterways as a location I absolutely ADORED his fight, he sounded like he was having so much fun just jumping around and I love how when you stun him he just laughs gshdbnshd

He's having a good time. Yes he killed me twice but I could NOT stay mad at him if I tried, his entire fight just instantly put me into a good mood as well even though he's a pretty darn tough boss

Oh and I just realized I completely forgot to reply to the "hardest boss" part huh.

HORNET SENTINEL. FFUCKING HORNET SENTINEL OH MY GOD I STILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW I MANAGED TO BEAT HER I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE I WAS SO FUCKED UP FROM ADRENALINE AND PURE UNFILTERED PANIC

OH and also Grimm I guess but I cheesed the entire fight by abyss shrieking the dude's ass all the way to hell lmao

#saltfish replies #avdol #hollow knight ask meme #this got. Long. apologies gshdjsjd

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cockbiteproductions · 5 years ago

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primed to scream PRIMES! PRIMES! PRIMES!!

f i just typed the answer to most of these questions and chrome crashed so christ i have to fucking retype all these but much condensed because i am lazy.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

chocolate bars. but only milk. my mom buys exclusively Very Dark Chocolate though so i usually just stare at those and Wish.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

well bubblegum or cotton candy flavored stuff neither they both taste nauseating. if we’re talking about the actual stuff then bubblegum because i can pop it. this actually reminded me i have gum in the pantry from the beginning of the semester i havent even opened yet so now my roommates have you to thank for popping noises the next hr or so

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda bottles because i dont like to drink soda quickly and so i want to close it and not let the carbon dioxide escape. soda cans a close second because it’s satisfying to open the tab.

7. earbuds or headphones?

wired earbuds because headphones are too big and clunky and you cant easily lay on your side with headphones on. but if my next pair of earbuds break within a month i might consider Switching because ive had 3 break on me in the past month and half and im at my wits end with earbuds.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i dont eat much for breakfast cause i want to sleep in until the last possible moment and i get stomachaches when i eat a lot in the morning but ill eat a piece of bread and yogurt maybe.

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring but that’s just because i havent used a lanyard before. i think i would like a lanyard. im constantly looking for my keys in bags.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

this pair of black sandals that i have tan lines on my feet from how much ive worn them

19. sleeping position?

ill sleep however... i like sleeping on my left side. on my stomach with my head to the right. on my back with my arms crossover my chest to keep warm. at the end of the bed with my head where my feet should be. i dont move at all when i sleep so freshman year when i had a lofted bed i think my roommate was a bit concerned in the beginning when i refused a bedrail because she thought i might fall. i never fell which was nice.

23. strange habits?

oh man idk i probably have a lot of those but nothing i can think about right now when im being put on the spot.

in elementary school i used to refuse to step on the yellow tiles at school.

29. best way to bond with you?

talk to me about the stuff i love!!!! and watch the stuff i love with me!!!! i am always down to [whatever the rabb.it replacement is these days] stuff with people and just generally both yell at each other and be passionate about stuff. currently what im passionate about is the stuff im screaming over at @winstonbillions so talk to me about that stuff!! please. i am always 3 seconds from screaming about ANY of that stuff.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

idk about outfits to kick ass and take names but i have outfits where i get my ass kicked and name taken aka what i wear to exams. which is my tower of pimps shirt which ive deemed lucky. is it lucky in any way? no, but i’m hoping if i wear it enough to exams it might.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag. suitcases are so large and unwieldily. that reminds me i have a suitcase of winter clothes in my trunk i need to take out.

41. last person you texted?

as in actual texts on my phone? that would be my dad. asking him if i should drop my class im failing.

as for the last person i instant messaged, that would be one of my mutuals through my musical theater sideblog im currently yelling at about [musical theater related interest]. im not kidding guys talk to me about the stuff i post about on @winstonbillions PLEASE

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

2 months ago i would have said hoodie but im kinda becoming a cardigan kind of person now. theyre just Soft and and Long and Casual and i love them. hoodies are too hard to take off.

47. favorite type of cheese?

mild cheddar, american, and mozzarella. i actually only Recently started cataloging cheeses in my brain to their actual names so for my entire life i was like i just like cheese even though there are certain ones i hate like swiss and blue cheese.

53. what is the current state of your hands?

a bit cold and a bit tired from typing all the answers to all these asks tbh. but other than that good. i just cut my nails because they were atrociously long.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“worm” or “fuck” or “no!” according to my roommate

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

oh my ogdokh oym ogdos sd fdospohm to mo edf ucmign fugod mfyo uacant just ask me this im going to absolutely die

in absolutely no order, all from completely from memory, and favorite for a variety of different reasons

“fuck you, math man. if you’re such a genius why can’t you count to loyalty” - mafee in 4x11 lamster billions

“captain, he think, and feels that much more powerful” - luminousbeings in you don’t have to (say yes) the star trek fic

“more than you know, i understand wanting to walk away from the jedi”“i know.” - anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano in 5x12 the wrong jedi star wars the clone wars

“i won’t leave you, not this time.” “then you will die” - ahsoka tano and darth vader in 2x12 twilight of the apprentice star wars rebels

“there is nothing so pure as a man on a mission. when faced with the fire, never quivers or runs. there is nothing so noble as sticking together, for lonely is the life lead when sticking to its guns." - narrator in bloodsong of love by joe iconis

“now i’ve got myself a name and i’m ready to risk it with a battle cry disguised as a sing-along” - never heard nothing by joe iconis

“i’m frickin done with being the loser, the wuss, the underdog. being the misfit, the old school analog. being the oddball, the weakling freak. the failure, the sucker, the please-don’t-speak. oh i can’t hardly wait for the moment when i’m not the loser the geek or whatever, ever again” - jeremy heere in be more chill by joe iconis

“i’m tired of being the person that everyone thinks that i am” - various in be more chill by joe iconis

“q is for quantitative, baby!” - winston in 4x12 extreme sandbox billions

“the cheering is just as important as the song” - lisa and ms. werring in the black suits by joe iconis

“first, best destiny” - spock in star trek ii wrath of khan

“be proud of your place in the cosmos. it is small, and yet it is. how unlikely. how fantastic, and stupid. and excellent.” - cecil in welcome to night vale old oak doors part b

“are we living a life that is safe from harm? of course not. we never are. the questions is are we living a life that is worth the harm?” - cecil in welcome to night vale parade day

“as I turned and my eyes beheld you, i displayed emotion. i beg forgiveness.” - spock somewhere in star trek tos

“the sky collapsed without a sound. these broken pieces hit the ground.�� the rain fell down around me and i drowned, but i will save you.” - part of me from dear evan hansen

“this is, after all, the story of how i died” - epsilon in the rvb13 trailer

“and while the law has many punishments for the atrocities we inflict on others, there are no punishments for the terrors we inflict on ourselves.” - the director in the s6 finale of red vs blue

that was in no way an exhaustive list but all i could think of at the moment

67. good luck charms?

not really any tbh. i try to wear my tower of pimps shirt whenever i take an exam but that’s about it.

71. least favorite pattern?

what does this even fucking mean?????? i will say the observer design pattern in programming because i don’t understand it well despite having used it twice now.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

oh god idk why are all these questions getting harder. nothing i can think of at the moment.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i say school id tentatively, but neither of them looks great. my school id photo was a selfie.

83. writing or drawing?

writing. i wish to GOD i could draw and i probably could if i put in the amount of time i need to to learn how to draw but im a lazy bastard. but i’m not that great at writing either as i’ve found out. everything is way too short and out of character and too venty and i am weird about letting people i know read what i write (sorry @ all the people who keep asking me to let them read my writing. it’s not that great you’re not missing out at all and i hate the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known) and i abandon ideas literal minutes after getting them.

89. who would you put before everyone else?

what the fuck kind of question is this?????? i GUESS the answer should be me but uh i am not even putting myself before myself as i am procrastinating on a shitload of homework with this. i guess my “close” friends. they’re pretty chill. but generally ill do anything for anyone all you have to do is ask.

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

4, my own, my home landline, my dad’s cell, and my dad’s work.

#not rt #teresa answers stuff #long post #jesus christ sorry for the infodump #Anonymous

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platonic relationship

i have a bone to pick with plato. see the socratic method is basically the scene in montynpython in which a woman is weighed against a peice of wood to determine if she is a witch. and this is pretty much also the measurement system women use for me judge a cardio junkie by his ability to withstand smoke fumes. ive been up all night listening to eminem because i wish that i had the mysogny that he had because logically i should be mad at these females who lie to me but apparently developmentally theyre limited.

so pretty much i just want my neck not to hurt and my side and platonic love isn really the kind which could support my lumbar spine but if you think im angry you are right and maybe if i rhyme my brain will work this time and ill finally be able to explain was never targeted at my objects of affections at all i like to walk around the mall see a cutie with a skirt on and she sees me looking at her tells her grandmother to leave her there because this place looks fun as she smiles at me there comes abu my friend who judges me and judges you and as i stare at her i can tell she wants me too probably more emotionally mature than my mom and a virgin with her skirt on and its workun but i have the confidence of a plastic bag floating in the wind shes cheesing while i hide behind her even though shes 4 11 and im 6 4 and because he was there i didnt pass because i dont cross paths but even thinking about having a girlfriend makes him mad. if shes too young for me i would have figured that out but it doesnt help that no matter how young or how old even the weather lady im told shes not right for me so will you make up your mind please can someone define maturity because apparently there is a reverse correlation between it and age and socrates was no sage im not really impressed that he drank poison similarly i smoke weed which takes me back to age three and birthday parties then i think about how much my life failed but only because everyone always stood in front of me. so snitch on me when i talk to you when youre in front of me at your desk and say your story about butterflies is the best begging middle and end. meawhile i havent even gotten to the first page of my legend of the sword it had a much more compliated plot which was cut off. then tell me i didnt count to tenthousand while you were listening to the teacher say the is spelled t h e and put me in a remedial reading class with a bunch of girls and address us as the girls so we can read books about a mouse who lives with his family in a house but if girls and boys are the same how can you explain i was the only one in that group to be bumped up to the advanced on by 2nd grade. i guess reading the encylopedia of animals wasnt a wase memorized their latin names bufo sativa phylobates. so by third grade i was getting so good at math that they took me out of class and had me testing material meant for 5th graders and it was really lame how can i explain all the flaws in the system to all the other people who were also ruined by it.

finally one girl who was definitely old enough for me waved at me when i looked at her and i got a boner and walked over to the ladies at the tea shop who looked at me with a disgusted look on their faces then some gangster looking dude older than i am replaces me with his hand on her shoulder.

before i was 18 i could beat up my dad and ever since then i knew not many people in my generation had much of a chance against me but i looked so thin they were not understanding. high iq causing depression have anothe smoke session even though you have athsma everyone remember to complain that i prefer to get high off one big hit i stayed in high school till i graduated but i left.

unfortunately with brain damage i could still make straight as which made me think i was ok gpa jumping above 3.68 when i only show up an agerage of 3 days.

practice your sky hook do your pushups get embaressed when an asian princess sees you do them 20 hanlaps perfect form and im not even a jock wow id better stop. next thing the girl i like is sitting on my lap in class telling me she likes me back shes sitting on my desk shes rubbing my face my life isnt gay justnsaynsomehing and youll get laid.

nah ill let some kid with adhd steal her seat and ill help him with math instead because i didnt tell her this but im alread braindead. my soul probably died with my pet lizard or my kitten perhaps it was internet addiction.

what makes you think youll be make it as a porn star? you know im hot. well maybe i just didnt want you to act like a slut. i still remember the blonde who waves at me and smiled my freshman year it was clear that the world was my oyster the only problem was i couldn make my own choices.

i wanted to be an actor but i was so good at acting nobody got it. was so good at debating everyone liked to argue. was so succinct couldnt get the last word. so fast nobody would pass me the ball so dominant in wrestling i had to pretend i couldnt win just to have a friend.

pretty much i feel like the last cro magonon stuck on an island without charlotte saisselin bounce baby bounce three story house you look so cute in a blouse. hey look theres charlottes stalker i think il wave my arms around.

bounce baby is a reference to eigth grade i was watching a 100 meter race and then some black guy said that she never raced again. weed turned her from a goth into a wigger and after that i figured id become one too but it wasnt till 2009 i started to dress like you. what happened was i got some clothes from olympia sports to wear as warmups on the basketball court and to work as a salesman i shaved my head smiled knowing i was dead but still i couldnt even say i wanted to kiss girl without that not being cool enough for my nephew and her bowl broke too

it fell from her car on the pavement and she said that he didnt even get to hit it.

so now im living in my dads room on the floor and finally my back isnt sore i have a well paying job im away from mom i have iron lungs and dad still doesnt approve because now i play too much basketball.

hi im interested in going to california. i meant connecticut but califonia will do since its warm there. sure steve come on out west but read the fine print your 20s are dead.

prove you wrong shame on me. dont prove you wrong brag proudly. stay out west and let your dad die. watch him act like an asshole at home back east one more time. your reward for having surived on the street for years as a middle clas kid

your friend says he thought you were dead. by the way he has this girlfriend in connectiut. oh you were the one who set him up with her? theres a whole website or three centered around her?

better get you to spend your money on heroin and make you seem like a jerk in front of my dad. my excuse is im skitzophrenic.

all because my dad shamed me for growing up even crazier than him. thats why i called up my friend and asked him to date my girlfriend.

there must have been something in those amphetamines which made me keep stopping at her house. i found them up on the shelf years after i tried to spill them out.

it was the first time an adult had ever called me immature. he also said my handwriting was bad and i needed a cure. talking to him i began to get red where even to begin? i have a lot of prblems at home and this isnt fair. see my dad camps in the yard and gets drunk watches us through windows andmy sister punches me in the head. mom pretty much works till shes in bed.

every day she watches the same soap opera and oprah which i record for her on tape. my sisters friends call me gay so i go over and play with the kids from the other neighorhood all day.

one of them listens to a lot of eminem. his favorite song is if you dont like it you can suck my dick. hes in reform school and proud to be off his meds. when i talk about biking down a steep hill and blending into traffic he thinks i meannliterall blend in.

two gay twin brothers end of the road honor roll kids. play baseball and have alcoholic parents. hey ill tell the girl steve likes he likes her then she will never talk to him again. accept his chalenge to a fight and he will bang my head into a tree which is the same thing i did to another kid who tried to jump me but got sperated from his friends.

refuse to dance with the only girl in middle school who has hips. make fun of the girls intelligence who sits next to you in math and has giant tits. refuse to eat candy off the first girls tounge then your science teacher who pushed pills on you flips on the tv its 911

stare at a girl all day and say you dont like her. girls think youre gay if you have a boner. telll me a calculator doesnt mattrer for a test but i do worse without one. make a flag pencil it isnt cool enough for the other kids.

sit with the retarded kids timmy and jimmy. watch nick all night fresh prince and bill cosby.

your sister wont stop torturing you so hold her at knife point. buy knives at school try to resell them and for the first time ever the kids you sold them to ge caught witth knives.

stay in the program with three teachers who gave up on you. one leaves to become a dean suddenly your grades go up. kids are jealous because you dont do homework. girls smile at you knowing that your test scores are high despite that.

throw shotput as far as a high school kid without any exercise or practice. run around the track dozens of times in pants you still arent good enough yet.

go to an alternative program reluctantly in high school its sort of like jail. everyone smells like cigarettes the air is stale. this isnt good for you but we will make you think if you leave you will fail.

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This might be the longest one yet.......... rip. i had some stories to tell.... :((

My job is to mostly to tell people when they make mistakes lmao. i work in document quality control ? for a manufacturing company, mostly check the inspection paperwork and certificates for the medical/surgical devices. and then have to be like this... is not right. fix this. currently have a lot of prototype parts going through which have some added requirements but also they keep changing the prints so then obviously the paperwork then changes and its just been annoying cuz its redo-ing a lot of paperwork.

yeah, that makes sense and that is part of it sometimes... i also think im just not in the mood for certain genres of music at times lol.

lol yeah it was so funny in the beginning she was watching some mv's and kept sending me screenshots of jeonghan with different hair styles with this message "who is this????" and every single time it was still jeonghan. i was just like lmao you should just assume that its jeonghan at this point. her defense was that he looks really different every time he changes his hair. she can recognize him now at least. the only other ones she can recognize currently are s.coups (her current favorite member overall) and vernon (her favorite rapper in their songs - she really like how vernon raps). shes more rap biased lol.

thank you.. you are only a little late lol my bday was the 11th. the last time i played bingo i spent $40 total over two days (80 games @ $0.50/game) and won zero. its a skill... i only got close to bingo (1 space away) like 3 times total. it was really tragic... at one point the lady sitting at the same table as us was just like wow... i haven't seen you even get three in a row since i've been here (which was like an hour).

We went to the same kindergarten, then i moved away and then i moved back in the 8th grade (i also have known the friend that is getting into svt for the same amount of time since she went to that same school, though her family are basically neighbors with my cousins family, and they are really close, so i saw her a lot more overall but wasn't super close to her until more recently actually, when we went to the same wedding (my cousin's) and starting talking again)

also to help this make more sense (as in why would they remember me lol) my graduating class size at that school was only 22 people, and my cousins also went to that same school. my dad went to that school, the english teacher there had taught my dad when he was in high school, its extreme small town vibes. people would literally just recognize what family i came from and just start talking to me. and i'd just be frantically trying to figure out who they were. like oh god oh god am i supposed to know who this is?? have i met this person before???

actually the wackiest thing is one of my friends from when i moved (big school), her grandma, i found out after we moved back to the small town, used to babysit my dad and her grandmas house was literally a mile down the street from us... you could see her grandmas house from our living room windows. i was just like what?? her cousins also then went to the same school as me. and then we fell out of touch but then ended up going to the same college. where she would be like "i saw you on campus today" and i was just like??? i did not see you, where are you? i haven't talked to you in like 3 years wtf?? i'm not in touch with her anymore but my younger sister is currently roommates with her younger sister in college lmao. oh other bizarre thing... one of my classmate's (from the big school) relatives bought the house we sold when i moved in kindergarten, and idk for some reason a few years after we moved we went back to the old house for something idk, and my classmate was visiting her family at my old house at the same time. we saw each other and we just stared at each other like what are you doing here?? we had moved like hour away (highway travel times) lol so it was just so random. (wow i hope these made sense lol)

the heat was worse in the beginning of summer i think... or i've just gotten used to it lol. there was all that smoke though that blew in from canada a bit ago though. but thats almost become a yearly thing now unfortunately. lol your weather sounds like how the weather is here sometimes - i live in minnesota, we are known for our wildly fluctuating weather. extreme highs and lows.

I love piano in music! I had to learn how to play piano as a kid... my grandma taught (most) of the grandchildren. i'm not very good at it tbh i never liked to practice and i havent played in years lol. we also learned how to play the piano/read sheet music when i went to the big school for music class for a year. I feel like if you are able to buy a little cheap or used keyboard it shouldn't be too hard to teach yourself if you wanted to start?? at least simple songs. I guess learning to read music would be the hardest place to start if you've never read sheet music before?? but thats what cheat sheets are for tbh. write the notes in, write them on the keys whatever works. we had a foldable note cheat sheet thing that went behind the keys and said the name of the note and where it was on the staff behind all the keys. when I was learning i'd be like b b b where is the b im looking for... ah here it is *ding* ok and now c ... c . c. ah ha *ding* and then repeat until you can play at a normal speed lol.

oh hands down its Oh My! best summer song lol i love Oh My! .... You Made My Day is also my fav album... what about you?

also what's ur favorite cold drink (#2)? picked this one cuz I have been buying myself bubble tea like once a week almost uhhh all summer lol the tapioca pearls at this place are so much better than other places i've been to and this place has cheese foam that i have also become obsessed with (tho thats very expensive its an extreme treat myself drink add-on lol) the blended mango with cheese foam... so good.... its like $7 though. today i got the normal mango milk tea which i hadn't had in a while cuz i'd been going through the various types of regular? milk tea (made with different types of black tea - i love black tea i have um a lot of tea i think i have like 15 different types rn). Otherwise I almost always have ginger ale in my fridge lol its great for a lot of things and also just to drink. love ginger ale... i just love ginger honestly.....

Is 1am and I should be sleeping but I wanna answer this before reveal day!!!

Best job description 😂😂 I feel like your job is one that can become automatic very easily so I can see how the changes can be annoying

SCoups and Vernon are definitely the ones with more distinctive faces, they were the ones I recognized better first, same for my father... he knows the names of all the members now but he still messes up the three Js hahah Jeonghan Joshua and Jun always take a while for him to recognize, sometimes Wonwoo too, which drives my sister crazy cause two of her three bias are there 😂😂

These small town vibes are so cool! I love that you have this community and managed to form long lasting friendships!! I basically had the same classmates for ten years and as soon as we graduated I lost touch... I made great friends at college tho The pandemic has been hard, we are respecting our health and haven’t seen each other personally since it all started, but I hope once we can meet again everything will go back to how it was between us

I had a situation sort of similar to yours at school too ahha My mom was and had already been a teacher (P.E.) at my school for years so all the staff and a looot of the older students knew who I was, but I had no idea who those people were hahah To this day almost everywhere we go together we will encounter some old student of hers...

Is so cool that your grandma did that! But I can see how it was more a task than something you truly wanted to do so you probably wouldn’t be very excited heheh I was part of a choir growing up and we had sheet music but our teacher never truly showed us how to read it, I know the basics but is literally like a toddler that just learned the alphabet hahah

Oh my! really is THE summer song I completely agree with you there!! I also absolutely loove the mv and whole comeback seemed really cool

Oohh I only had bubble tea once and I want to drink it again!! I only know of one place that sells it here, it is still a pretty new “concept” so there’s not a lot of shops around... And I never had ginger ale! I’m super curious about it cause I’ve heard it being mentioned in, like, tv series, but I don’t drink sodas so I don’t know if I would break my “diet” for a taste heheh My favorite cold drink is lemon iced tea, the ones we have here are really sweet and kinda “sparkling”? (I don’t know how to say it... is almost like a soda but not really 😅) Even during the winter, we drink it during weekends cause is a “special drink” hahahah not a Brazilian thing, just in my house

#hope you had a great weekend anon!!#super curious to reveal day 👀#ask #anon #caratanonevent

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Luca

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Hello there! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Oh! I honestly thought this was next week. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:05 PM I saw the invite i guess! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Last week of pride month, last opportunity before pride is forbidden once again. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Good point! Let's have a gay old time.

costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:06 PM this is my SECOND ever time being on a stream and probably gonna be the first where i can hear anything Mimic — Yesterday at 10:08 PM may our technical difficulties be non existent this night~ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Fingers firmly crossed. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Alright, off we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:10 PM just to confirm: there is no audio yet highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:11 PM How about now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Seems to be working alright, audio's fine Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM I hear it~ costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:11 PM uhhhhhh whelp guess i'm doomed Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM do you have discord muted? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Well, damn. Maybe you could open it in your own browser and watch alongside? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:12 PM okay now it's a bit loud what i am hearing: Whateverthatsingingwas- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Better? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:13 PM now it is for now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM ohoho costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:14 PM wait no it was better for a second back to the sound of a million insecticon wings singing into my ear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Is anyone else having trouble? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM It sounds fine to me Mimic — Yesterday at 10:14 PM same costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:15 PM okay i gave in and plugged my headphones directly in no lazily leaning back, feet on my desk for this stream yeah it works perfectly now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM I'm surprised it's functioning underwater! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:17 PM i mean it is mechanical also is the blue fish oh okay there's plot now so are the smaller fish like their aquatic version of sheep TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Ayup costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM also they will be here to do murders thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM not to nitpick but how does she know what sweat is TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:19 PM OH SHIT I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM well you could taste the salt smaller issue: the audio and video are desynched for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Just by a half sec costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:20 PM wait it fixed itself knockout like the nanosecond before you refreshed it fixed itself for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM F costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM big oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM i am so sorry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Discord is just like that. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Wish I wasnt nervous to talk bc I bet if I popped in I'd scare em costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:23 PM the blue fish beings? wait idea erase like the file name and stuff and go to just streamzz the basic website and see if that has a search function whelp the tech issues are real am i allowed to change my nickname to something shorter on this server TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:26 PM I love how in one server we gonna watch Luca and in another server we're talking about how N@zis influenced modern capitalism duality of man costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM ...??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM no rule about NOT changing your nickname! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM hey my true form achieved i am now costco TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:28 PM yes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Streams were everywhere a week ago. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Damn you Disney costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:29 PM i guess disney has a sleeper agent and had them sniff out the precise day of the thurday high gloss picture show to specifically remove the streams today only TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Disney is pretty evil costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM oh yeah they very much fucked up american popular culture for about, 50 years, give or take. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Wait, did the source seriously just become unavailable just now? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM OH YEAH IT DID. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oh my god highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Because I refreshed it. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM BRUH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM In an attempt to fix it. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM and it made it infinitely worse thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Well, I'm sure if you hadn't refreshed it, it would have... suddenly stopped as soon as it got to whatever point it had buffered to. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM probably TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Have a pic of my kitten and dog snugglin to cheer y'all up

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Probably in the middle of some really intense and emotional scene costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitten and also dog TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Kitten is named Loki Doggo is Midnight Mimic — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwww I have two doggos myself costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM take these three kittens as well

TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM I have two doggos too!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Is everyone seeing it now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Oh! You found it? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM YEAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM And it's synced well nevermind Mimic — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:33 PM IT IS PERFECT it must be perfect there are no dogs in the dog park the discord stream is perfect there are no dogs in the dog park thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Oh, that'll make him stop being curious! TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Btw here's my other dog chillin with Loki

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:34 PM AWWWWWWWWWWW TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM He's partly hairless looks like a rat my special boy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM aaaaaaaaaa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Trivia Fact: My parents tried to take the kittens to a shelter (which, while sad, was probably the best option seeing as how with us the best option is being outdoor cats) and well thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM "that's mine! I found it lying on the ground!" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM the kittens won thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM OH MAN costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM sfdjigsfgfhshd highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM I'm sure none of this is allegorical for anything. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Oh wow TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Same with my dad we found em without a mom behind his car shop and the kittens pawed at his face Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM my doggos TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Also good dogs costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM okay that got me the fish baaing also got me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:37 PM MUTE THYSELF NEW PERSON Tis law costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM YES Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Whoops! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:37 PM It's really not, just what we all generally do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:38 PM "THIS REPLICA IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE REAL THING" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM man, the land is so beautifully rendered costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:38 PM well yes but that MAKES it the law TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM "walking is like swimming except it isn't anything like swimming, so it's just like swimming." Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Common law, maybe, but you'd have to test it in courts first. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM who would be my fellow prosecutor TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Am swallowing down cheese sticks thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Oh my god kid, how are you not dead costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM swallowing these cheese sticks like luca swallowed that bug TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM man i love cheese sticks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM So good costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM wait like the individually wrapped ones that you eat cold or the ones with breading that you deep fry TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Cold costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM yknow to be fair both are amazing Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I thought those were called cheese strings TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM N-No costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM string cheese TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I also love fried yuca costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM One Hour Later thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Forty Five Minutes Later However Long LAter Mimic — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh, right, can you tell I haven't set foot in a convenience store since the health advisories started thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM he's going to be in so much trouble TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:42 PM cute ngl costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM sdlakfjlsdf costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM "Somewhere" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM thanks granny costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh sea cucumbers thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM She Knows TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Grandma og costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM good save granny TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Bless Abuela costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM they're going to crash onto rocks and promptly cease to exist thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM askdflaks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:44 PM this music reminds me of spongebob ukelele music TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh oh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh ohhhhh costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM the dual pompadours ah so they're luca and alberto thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM is that his dad's name costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:46 PM probably and off to space they go aw nevermind thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM pfffffff and so much more made up, too TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Oh lol he saw it in a pond costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM if hearing your dad tell you about something makes you an expert what does that make the dad TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:48 PM OH THIS IS CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM NYOOOOOOOOOOOM thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM SO cute costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM ah look arcees smaller cousins frolicking in the light hey has the mitchells vs the machines been streamed before highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Not yet. I missed Arcee's smaller cousins. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM aw highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM There they were! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM yes you deserve to see them thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM OR he could run away to the surface with his new friend, forever, because you decided to do this costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:52 PM yes exactly like thats always problem number 1 with plan that: the kid could just run away FOREVER now like he already thinks he's safe up there okay so is it only the wet bits that are fishy? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Correct. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:54 PM seems fishy to me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Where did he even "learn" that bit ...So are they like. Vegetarians? What are they keeping the sheepfish for? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM fish wool thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM oh they are STEALING that vespa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM that guy is so chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM Gotta make us happy about his vespa getting stolen! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM also is it just me or does he sound vaguely french thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM OH NO costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM RUH ROH SAVED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM "with the rest of the fish" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:59 PM yep chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM "so what is... commerce" Well, they can swim, for sure! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:01 PM did she STOP sounding italian or did she never sound italian? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM She only speaks Italian or with an accent when it's marketable. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:03 PM ah yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM oh yeah, definitely, great life So is she gonna be pissed when she finds out that the kids avoiding swimming are fishpeople costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:04 PM ADFSDFFAHSGSDFGSDG definitely TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM also wow that guy is big TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Best size of guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM just go for it costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM they're both just feral entirely feral TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Currently browsing furniture in another tab lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:06 PM yknow that's what ive never gotten like why do fishpeople hate humans for fishing fish eat eachother all the time thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM yeah costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:07 PM sharks day job is murder why do they freak about fishing? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:07 PM maybe the humans encroached on their land and started mass fishing, depleting the fish ppl's resources costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:08 PM okay yeah but they're freaked out by even regular fishing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM They leap right to "they'll kill and eat US" TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:08 PM prob just paranoid costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:09 PM poinr thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM "WE'RE REGULAR HUMANS JUST LIKE YOU WE'RE NOT FISHPEOPLE" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:10 PM other thought: there is exactly no scenario in which killing one of the sea monsters goes well for anyone thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Man the parents just went RIGHT to the human city If the kids had stayed in the tower they wouldn't've been found costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM i audibly said 'oh no'. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM yuuuup costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM other issue: sea people can't recognize eachother in human form thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:13 PM if they allow that nerd to use his vespa in the race i riot thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:13 PM That is one old sixteen-year-old kick his ass! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM KICK HIS AFT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hey kids, guess what's right at punching height for you costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM hey fish lore claps highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Just saying. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:16 PM SMACK HIM WITH AN OAR thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Wait so their cunning plan to find their kid is to expose him as a fishperson in front of a bunch of humans? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:19 PM apparently?! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM I think they didn't think that through costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:19 PM A foolproof plan, with no flaws except those few glaringly obvious ones. ignore those, it works for us thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM awwww "so... where are you from really? awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:22 PM v cute when are things going to spiral downhill? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Very soon, I'm thinking What's his beef with their new friend :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Isn't it obvious? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM jeeeeeerk thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Probably on my end, then costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:28 PM if disney steals our movie i riot i mean yes its also like that for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Uh oh. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i'M GONNA RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM f in chat highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Sigh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM If worst comes to worst, we can finish it another day highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Pit to that, I refuse to let them win. Maybe that's why it was stuttering. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Yeah. :S Do you have something that lets you save/download these? Might work better to do that, then play it in another player instead of in browser ...I mean, once you find another one TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:32 PM I'm passing out ya'll Imma sleep thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Goodnight! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:32 PM i refuse to let it win also thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM There we go! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:33 PM there we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:33 PM AW I'M GETTING A DRINK thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM awwww man "hypothetically" OH BOY OH SHIT costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:35 PM OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS okay good they have the aim of stormtroopers highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:36 PM You never forget your first devastating, dramatic newbuild love entanglement. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM "he left forever, for no reason" "you are literally my only friends, but you will die here" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:37 PM how the heck do they dry so fast thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM gotta be part of the magic costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:38 PM they're like sponges shlurp highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM The same magic that puts together a tasteful wardrobe. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:39 PM oof But... why did this require splitting up costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:42 PM i 'unno thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh my god he's just RUNNING along the bottom but how can they confirm that he took the route he was supposed to I mean, they're supposed to go all the way to the anchor thing and nobody saw him do that costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:44 PM UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM UH OH costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:45 PM rAIN THAT IS WHY I SAID UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM OH MAN OH MAN NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN while he's fucking around costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:46 PM YEAS WIN BOY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM HA !!! WOO "oh they're just some kids" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:49 PM i wonder who bruno actually is thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM Now steal his vespa. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:50 PM OH RIGHT STEAL THE VESPA STEAL THE VESPA CRIME TIME!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM !! d'awwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:51 PM wait why aren't they becoming human DRY you fools thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM I think it's.... still raining a bit? awwwwwwwwwwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:54 PM ah yes he needs you highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:54 PM "It's fine that you don't know how to read." Mimic — Yesterday at 11:54 PM friiiiiiends thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM awwwwwww at least he's not going to be alone costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:55 PM aggresively awwws thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM That was incredibly sweet, despite the mouse's best efforts. Thank you! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:57 PM if you ever decide to step on more organics i think you know which would be preferred. anyways yeah this was very nice, i need to show up for more of these! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM congrats to Alberto for new, caring dad costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM dshgsdsg thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM who will feed him pasta and not abandon him highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Good for him! costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM Mhm! highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM That's all I've got for you tonight, but thank you for coming! And soldiering through the technical difficulties. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM thank YOU for hosting! That really was marvelous. costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM sorry for my big mouth making you refresh the page Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM dang i didnt know you had another stream today costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM oh hi Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM mind doing discord tags for next time? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM thank you, that was sweet~ costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM oh yeah like, a ping role or something would be sweet highglossfinish — Today at 12:07 AM October and June are the months when we do more frequent streams. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM You could just do @ everyone costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM are streams like requested? highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM Yes, but no one likes @ everyone. I'll come up with some sort of ping role. costcobabble — Today at 12:08 AM as in do we ask for what to stream or do you just pick whatever suits you fancy highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM There we are. I can't promise I'll stream every suggestion, but there's a new channel for it now. Starscream — Today at 12:09 AM thanks for having a future ping role! Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM Hi and goodnight! I couldn't join tonight, but I wanted to say hello anyway :relaxed: highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM Hello there! Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Hi! Any plans for next time, or is that undecided as of yet? highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Possibly Mitchells vs. the Machines. costcobabble — Today at 12:16 AM i would buy a manufacturing facility and have it solely make your favorite polishing products and gloss if you played that I'm unsure Precisely what you need to keep yourself so shiny but whatever it is I'll work on it thenightetc2 — Today at 12:17 AM Carnauba wax? Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM Oooh, I've been planning to watch that! I'll do my best to drop in exactly on time (I probably can't, but I'm gonna try.) Thank you! costcobabble — Today at 12:19 AM yes sure that highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM It's the best one can hope to find these days.

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willardswritindump · 6 years ago

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Scott Dump

Part 1

My name is Scott, and I am a slave. Okay well that might be a little bit of an exaggeration, I'm actually a convience store clerk. I know what you're thinking, truly a pathetic existance and yeah for the most part you are right. However allow me to enlighten you on something, no one actually gives a shit about the asshole behind the counter.

Now while that might sound terrible to you its actually beautiful, I mean not having to deal with people's bullshit. I mean nine times out of ten an encounter at the counter is silence only broken when I have to tell some asswhipe the total price of ciggerets and mountain dew. Believe me its a beautiful thing, that is it was, until she ruined it. Ash Thomas, the bane of my quote profesional life.

Now I've know Ash for a long time before she decided to be the biggest pain in my ass. She actually works at my favorite video store and encounters there were much like encounters at my place of work, silence only broken by being told that I have to cough up two bucks in order to rent whatever Z grad horror shlock I decided to watch for a laugh. So is it too illogical to think that she should return the favor when she buys her friggin yoohoo?

Now I think I might be getting ahead of myself, this all really started about a week ago when she came in to the store for first time in a while. You see this job is ninty percent boredom and ten percent restocking so in order to keep myself from completely going nuts I've started mentally keeping tack of people who come into this run down hole in the wall. I mean with the exception of Ash and my brother Wally I don't know anyones name so I just give them nicknames like Dave and Jane, or just group entire bunches of people together like milk maids, protesters and egg testers. Shit I've lost track again havent I?

Now where was I, oh yeah so a week ago Ash comes into the store and she does the weirdest thing, she actually asks me to to show her something. I mean I shit you not she comes up to the counter to ask and I quote "Hey Scott right? Could you show me where the Yoohoo is?" I mean seriously, the one thing she buys here and she is asking me to show her where it is, what the hell kind of twilight zone episode is this? I mean after asking the only logical thing that came to mind "Are you sure you need me to do that?" she just nods and I let out sigh before leaving the counter to show her the freezer where the Yoohoo is and watched as she did that stupid little thing she does where she bites her lip like she's making some life altering decision as she grabs the drink so I could finally ring it up and go back to my peaceful day. Yeah I mean seriously, this place is a hole in the wall with like three rows of shelves and two freezer, I mean what kind of wack job disturbs a peaceful clerk like myself just to ask where a friggin drink in here is. I swear first this and the next thing you know its going to anarc... OH SHIT SHE'S COMING IN!

Part 2

My name is Scott and I am bored out of my damn mind. I've been debating with myself for about a year now about which day's are worse, with a shit ton of jackasses otherwise known as customers or days with none. Now the days with a shit ton of customers come with the downsides of having to both do more work with people and sometimes having to deal with the rather chatty types customers. However the days spent alone have the downside of now allowing me to endulge in one of my favorite hobbies.

Yes in all my time as a clerk I have found that it is actually quite fun to mess with customers. One of the easier ways I have found to screw with the dumbass customers of Nowhere, New Jeresy's pride and joy LJN Convience Mart is to simply play music. Well we aren't exacly the most sophisticated hole in the wall so we don't have a P.A. system to play it over but turns out the boss let me bring in a cd player that had some damn good reach. Now while Joe Schmoe who comes in just to buy a paper and ciggerets isn't going to hang around for it to make any impact but certain types who like to hang around have certain types of music that drive them insane. Take for an example the jackass teenager who is killing time while they skip school can't stand anything from before say 1998. I personally find that Frank Sinatra is a sure fire way to annoy them. Unfortunantly Frankie's music is something that is quite enjoyed by the older clientel of the store. No for them I find something more modern is of annoyence. Generally if they are over the age of 38 either punk rock or most rap are a sure fire route to annoyance. Some things that annoy all demographics is 90's Ska and the Salt'n Pepper Diner method but I believe I've started rambling again.

Then there are the other ways of messing with customers, rearraging the drinks in the freezer, changing the price tags, ect. ect. Sometimes I find its enjoyable to just go after a certain group like the milk maids, but first I should probably explain what the hell they are. The milk maids are the women who decide to take three hours to look through every single milk jug to try and find that one mystical gallon that that goes that doesn't go bad for like an extra week. I mean they don't really hurt anyone but I still find it funny to see the look of confusion on their face when I mix together all the different types of milk.

I suppose I could just clean the store again, but on a day like this that's usually the first thing that I go to and there is only so much I can do for this shit hole. I swear I don't know and probably don't want to know how half the stains on this floof got here. Hell I could almost tolerate the anarachist herself Ash showing up today. Key word there is almost, and yet the strangest thing I can't stop thinking about my last encounter with her. I try and I try to think of everything, hell anything else but I just can't help it. So the last time she came in, that stupid little smirk as always and this time she doesn't even try to look this time. I mean at least for my sake take the effort to look for whatever you want before you disrupt the peacful clerk. She just walks straight up to me and asks where the 3 Musketeers are. I swear to God you walked right past them and you have the nerve to come up and say "Hey Scotty, could you do me a favor and find the 3 Musketeers?" Seriously could you not just get them for yourself? I mean of course I did it because I may be an asshole but for some reason I can't stop myself from helping her. Is that weird, because even I can't figure it out. So I got up and showed her exactly where on the shelf that the 3 Musketeers were and then proceeded to take the buck fifty that they cost and took great joy in watching her leave the store. Now why on earth can I not stop reliving that afternoon? Anyway its about closing time so, till next time.

Part 3

Of all the lunchbreaks, of all the convinence store clerks, in all the country she chooses to barge into mine. Now if I just took my lunch break at the counter or closed the store to go out like a normal person that wouldn't be such a big deal, but when you take your break on the roof it kinda becomes annoying. I was just sitting in the folding chair that I stashed up there when I started working here and was peacfully eating my grilled cheese when I think I hear something. Turns out that noise was a ladder getting set up on the side of the store, she actually took time out of her day to get a ladder to climb onto the roof to annoy me. Am I the only one who see that as insane?

So she just takes a seat on the air conditioner and starts talking to me. I mean seriously what kind of cruel joke is that? The guy who purposely goes out of his way to avoid human intereaction, the guy who takes his lunch break on the damn roof, you choose him to talk to. Are you insane, I mean why go through the effort? So I just sat there, trying my best to ignore the anarachist sitting across from me chatting off my ear. I started paying attention when she asked "Is that a peantbutter jelly sandwich?" I of couse responded "No, cheese toastie" because the British name is just more fun to say. She then starts go on "Oh well, I was just curious. I never actually had one. A peanutbutter jelly I mean, I kinda have a little bit of a sevear peanut allergy. I mean people always say they are so good and I always wanted to try one but again allergies, I would like swell up and die if did try one."

She went on rambling like this for another twenty minuets, I don't even think she noticed that I finished my lunch and read through like three comics. Then, right as I conteplated sneaking back down to the store she just gets up and says "Well been nice talking to you Scotty, see you round" and she just climbs back down the ladder and leaves like it was nothing. Of couse she left the damn ladder so I had to keep the store closed an extra ten minuets to drag the hunk of shit into the alley behind the store. Ah shit, its closing time, well until next time, I guess.

Part 4

I swear this town is filled with a bunch of savages I tell you. Come on I mean sure I don't like her but even I have the damn decency to not have just ditched her or stand her up like that. Damn, I mean that is just a dick move alright. Okay I should probably backtrack so you know what the hell I'm talking about. So my attempts to avoid she who will not be named had been going smoothly, with the exception of a few minor hiccups. Well I had a major flaw in my plan, in that I forgot to plan for the one place I never thought I'd see her, the comic store.

Yes the one place that gives me pure joy, the one place I was certain I would never have to deal with that damn thorn in my side, my second home and she attacks me there. So it was Saturday and I was going in for my usual pick ups and to see if there was anything else of interest. I go though the motions, say hi to Dante who was working the counter, grab my issues of Doom Patrol and Hawkeye then start looking through the back issues. When I looked up, what I saw (nearly) caused me to fall backwards, less than a foot away was a pair of ever so familiar blue eyes.

When I say fall backwards I don't just mean like a little slip, I nearly jumped out of my skin and almost slammed into a rack of marvel books. Of course Ash has to go to the same store I go to, of course the one thing I don't plan for and the anarchist strikes there. Anyway she helps me up and then she does the strangest thing, she says "Hey Scotty, didn't think you startled that easily. Well at least judging by your rental history at least. Anyway so uh some friends and I are gonna go to the arcade in the mall tomorrow. You wanna come?" Of course being the cool guy that I am, I barely stutter out "Sorry but I have a D&D game here tomorrow." So of course Dante being the dick he was, yells across the shop "No he doesn't" across the shop. "So you wanna go?" Ash asked and I don't know what came over me, or why I did it but I said "Um sure." "Cool meet me... I mean us at 11:30 at the mall food court." she told me.

So yeah, turns out sleeping in until eleven wasn't the greatest plan. Hey don't give me any shit, its not my fault the damn alarm was set for eight PM. Okay well it kinda was my fault but it was an honest mistake. So I rushed through my morning routine, threw on an old hoodie and book it down to the mall. After sprinting to the food court just to be on time only to see she isn't even there. I was so temped to leave, but low and behold I feel a tap on my shoulder and hear the familiar voice of everyone's favorite anarchist. I nearly jumped out of my damn skin when Ash began "Hey Scotty dude, I hope you like pepperoni cause that's all they had." It was probably a miracle that I didn't accidental knock the pizza out of her hand when she said that. So we sit down and I notice she only had two slices, promoting me to inquire "Hey where is everyone else?" She just calmly responds "Oh uh, everyone had to bail. Guess its just you and me today dude." The weirdest thing, she seemed happy about it. I don't know about you but when someone ditches me I kinda get a little pissed, but here she was smiling like it was the best thing that could have happened.

So we eat out pizza and then head to the arcade. Me still pissed about everyone ditching her and her still having that smile on her face. On the way she stops at the cookie stand and we had a little debate about weather or not it is part of the food court. I think that since it is an eatery it is a part of the food court but by her logic its an independent eatery for mid mall snacking. Now usually when I get into a stupid debate like this either one or both of us get pissed and hold a grudge for like a day or so, but the weirdest thing happened she actually doesn't get mad. Even stranger neither do I, its just so odd.

So we finally make it to the arcade and we get like ten bucks worth of tokens each. I search out the retro cabinets in the very back corner, and for some reason Ash did too. Yeah while I played my usual two bucks worth of Galaga she was going nuts on Digdug. I mean it was insane, she was more intense than I had ever seen her. Then when she dies she just looks up and gives that usual Ash smile that is so, shit whats the word? So we spend about an hour and a half going around playing different games, I think we got pretty far in the D&D beat up game. You know the one where when you put in a quarter it announces "Welcome to the D&D world." Man that game was always so cool. Anyway, we also beat one of the Time Crisis games, pretty sure it was three but at this point they all kinda run together to me.

Then as we are about to leave we are about to leave we run into him, Tommy Marino. Now this guy, this jackass has had it in for me since grade school. I can't remember the exact story but apparently his big brother and my big brother Wally were hockey rivals or something and that's why he hates my guts. So we were just about to leave when I hear that jerks tough guy Italian accent that he fakes when he's trying to intimidate someone. "Well well well, if it isn't little miss dork. How long's it been Ash?" Ash let out a long sigh and responded "Not long enough Jackass, considering I haven't seen you since graduation. Thank God." Then that greasy asshole just continued "Yeah, such a shame you never got to see me at my best. Only girl in the school who didn't if I remember right?" "I swear to God, what was with you're insane infatuation with me? Was it that I was the one girl who actually said no to you? Was it really that or was there more?" she retorted. Thankfully he hadn't noticed I was there, when I said he had it out for me I mean he really had it out for me. Like clockwork almost once every month the dude would come in and trash the store. When I say trash I mean he completely wrecks it, he actually broke some of the shelves, and I couldn't do anything because his goon of a brother held me back.

Now you may be asking "But Scott isn't that illegal? Why don't you call the cops?" Well to answer your question Tommy's daddy has a little we bit of power, and by that I mean he owns like a quarter of the businesses in this piece of shit town. I do anything about it and Tommy tucks tails and goes crying to daddy and I get sued or worse. So yeah, I'm completely shit out of luck. Now, to get back on track. This greasy asshole also puts his pride in the weirdest of things. For some reason he is extremely good at Dance Dance Revolution, I don't know maybe its boosts his ego and makes him think he can actually dance. So after a bit more of back and forth he finally realizes that im here. "I mean first you wont go out with me and then... wait are you seriously here with him?" he let out that annoying laugh of his and looks directly at me.

"You are seriously here with the biggest failure of our class. The piece of shit who just sat in the back of class and never talked. The one all your friends said was a waste of time back then, the voted most likely to disappear. The friggin joke who spent his weekends at that piece of shit comic store on fifth street and has been working for what two years at that shitty convenience store. You are here with him? That is just hilarious, the two biggest dorks in this town together." At this point I was ready to lay his ass out in the middle of the arcade, and just as I start towards him Ash stops me. I began to protest but when I looked at her I noticed the pure rage on her face. Her normally blue eyes burned as red as her hair. She tied back her hair, took off her jacket and like a redneck with a beer about to follow through with a stupid bet demanded "Hold my hoodie."

She just walks up to the machine and says "You me, any song, any difficulty" She actually was actually challenging this guy to a DDR game like this was some shitty anime. "Um excuse me, look around sweetheart. You see all these guys around me, they're all the guys I've beaten at this. I mean alright doll, I'll humor you, lets play. Hell I might even go easy on you. Wait what, you are seriously... There is no way you can handle that song on that speed." Now I may not know much about DDR but I can tell when someone pulled a Through Fire and Flames. By that I mean I can tell when someone has picked something extremely hard on the hardest mode. For once the arcade is dead silent, the countdown begins and then music kicks in. Both Ash and Tommy are going full throttle, I swear their feet were nothing but blurs. The music blared and then the strangest thing, Tommy began to slow down. He started to slip, and then he actually gets so tired and sluggish he fails. The look on his smug face, the only thing that could have made it better would be if the Black Hawk Down score played. He just stops trying, he actually failed. Everyone in the arcade was stunned, okay well not everyone but the people watching were.

Then she just hops off the machine, that same little smile of hers, wraps her arm around mine and suggests "Scotty lets go." I don't know how long we walked through the mall like that, it could have been ten minuets or ten hours. It didn't matter, and I have no idea why but I think I kinda liked it. So after I don't know how long we finally decide to leave. For some reason she hugged me and I begrudgingly told her I had a good time and then we just kinda left. I'm really just now beginning to wrap my head around this, so uh until next time I guess. I just gotta go think some man.

#writing #original #this is some really early stuff so quality isnt the best #sorry

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wendyopaque · 8 years ago

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this is also thehambeverage for anyone wondering why tf agsp is tagging them in something

yo i was tagged by a peep by the name of @cotton-candy-confusion and this is basically one of those facebook thingys where you go and tag someone and they have to answer questions. so im gonna do that. RULES: answer the questions and tag 25 people! LAST: [1] DRINK: i have a nice pokemon glass of brisk ice tea [2] PHONE CALL: m mudca :) [3] TEXT MESSAGE: it was actually to the group chat (kik group chat, if you want that information msg me and ill let u in; its atl related usually) about how my next project is going to be a self-driving barbie jeep [4] SONG YOU LISTENED TO: willingly: citizens of earth by neck deep. unwillingly, however, was the meow mix remix 10 hour version [5] TIME YOU CRIED: despite the fact i wanted to all day long, i actually didnt. so it was a few nights ago because i had a dream that everything that happened today happened and i was so frustrated i started crying HAVE YOU EVER… [6] DATED SOMEONE TWICE: i havent even dated someone once really [7] BEEN CHEATED ON: no [8] KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: the only person ive ever kissed (well, kissed by) was mark hoppus and i dont regret [9] LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yes [10] BEEN DEPRESSED: yeah, in fact i just woke up from a 7 hour depression nap [11] GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: ive never been drunk but one time i made really good grilled cheese but then it wasnt so good because i gave myself food poisoning and threw up for three days LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] green [13] more green [14] did i mention green IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] MADE NEW FRIENDS: YES AND I LOVE THEM ALL [16] FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: no but this reminds me of the line in romeo and juliet where romeo is just like im out and either benvolio or mercutiois just like out- oF LOvE???? and romeo is like hell no wft [17] LAUGHED SO HARD YOU CRIED: lots of times [18] FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: i mean no but would i care really probably yes because i care about my reputation but also maybe not [19] MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: i think everyone changes me because i want to absorb everyones good qualities and become The Best [20] FOUND OUT WHO YOUR TRUE FRIENDS ARE: everyones my true friend i love people [21] KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: no [22] HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: all of them except hunter, but he just wants to be my friend on fb so i can send him 8 ball pool gifts [23] DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: my dogs birdie, jared, and sugar and my dads dog miss noodles 8^) [24] DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: my real name is actually p good (its marissa) because ican get away with you guys calling me meech because it starts with an m [25] WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: invited my pals to my humble abode and we tried to watch a horror movie but like a really crappy one but it was so bad no one was interested [26] WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP: i woke up at 5:30 am to meet bright and early with my rov crew but i woke up from my depression sleepytime junction at 11 [27] WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT: trying to unlock the bathroom door with a pair of scissors [28] NAME SOMETHING YOU CANNOT WAIT FOR: starting the self driving barbie jeep!!!! [29] WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOTHER: at like 5 when she picked me up from the competition [30] WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LIFE: im actually really happy where i am now ü (thats a creepy smiley face) [31] WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: i have an episode of malcolm in the middle playing in the background rn [32] HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: wtf [33] SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES: when my step father parks his truck too close to the gate so i have to move the entire gate in order to take the dumb trash bins out [34] MOST VISITED SITE: more than likely cool math 4 kids [35] ELEMENTARY: ew i was really into ghost hunters and never brushed my hair and was just embarrassing in general [36] HIGH SCHOOL: so far, i really like it [37] COLLEGE: not even sure yet but hopefully my SATs turn up good later on down the road and some school wants me [38] HAIR COLOR: green but theres this blue strip in it and its weird [39] LONG OR SHORT HAIR: short [40] DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: 👀 [41] WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: im really funny and i have nice legs [42] PIERCINGS: i have one ear pierced and contrary to popular belief it is not the detroit red wings logo [43] BLOOD TYPE: im not sure which is really bad [44] NICKNAME: mostly meech but irl ppl call me misha/misho and rissa [45] RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single [46] ZODIAC SIGN: aquarius [47] PRONOUNS: she/her [48] FAV TV SHOW: hmm probably bobs burgers [49] TATTOOS: none [50] RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right FIRST… [51] SURGERY: never had one! [52] PIERCING: m ears [53] BEST FRIEND: i think her name was hannah or some shit idk it was first grade [54] SPORT: im not a sports kid im a competitive robot kid [55] VACATION: rogers city 2002!! [56] PAIR OF TRAINERS: what are trainers RIGHT NOW… [57] EATING: nothing [58] DRINKING: only my favorite beverage, orange juice [59] IM ABOUT TO: go to costco and mooch off of their free samples [60] LISTENING TO: the blink-182 cover of dead mans curve [61] WAITING FOR: seamus to follow me back on twitter (hes being a little bitch rn) [62] WANT: seamus to follow me back on twitter (fuck u seamus) [63] GET MARRIED: sure [64] CAREER: whatever i can get tbh. ideally something in construction/engineering WHICH IS BETTER… [65] HUGS OR KISSES: smorch [66] LIPS OR EYES: lips [67] SHORTER OR TALLER: ??i want to be taller?? [68] OLDER OR YOUNGER: older ?? (are these supposed to be abt like someone romantically or??? idk??) [69] ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS: spontaneous [70] NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: really i dont mind [71] SENSITIVE OR LOUD: i guess sensitive ? [72] HOOKUP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship !! i love commitment [73] TROUBLEMAKER OR SENTIENT: GIVE ME A SENTIENT SUPER POWER BOYF / GIRLF HAVE YOU EVER… [74] KISSES A STRANGER? hoppus <3 [75] DRABK HARD LIQOUR? nope [76] LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES? but always found them in the end [77] TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: nope [78] SEX ON FIRST DATE? with what dats [79] BROKEN SOMEONES HEART? hopefully not [80] HAD YOUR OWN HEART BROKEN? nope [81] BEEN ARRESTED? no but i thought the lady at speedway was going to call the cops on me because she seemed really mad i was getting a slurpee and it made me anxious [82] CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED? of course [83] FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: hyperventilates 👀👀👀 DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] YOURSELF? always have always will [85] MIRACLES? yes!! [86] LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? no [87] SANTA CLAUS? no [88] KISS ON FIRST DATE? smorch [89] ANGELS? yes OTHER… [90] CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME: i have like 8 million bffjills i cant name them all [91] EYE COLOR: green [92] FAVORITE MOVIE: THE SHINING ☝️☝️☝️

i dont know/have 25 mutuals so heres all the people who immediately come to mind:

@carbonatedbeveragecurtis @dinotyler @a-percious-fandom-cinnamon-roll @amerrickancandy @notanordinarybandgeek @gloogle @flannelbarakat @jack-bracket

#oh goody nothing is tagging

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alicedoessurveys · 8 years ago

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50 Questions

Did you have a New Year’s kiss? does the cat count? haha

Are there any words that you cannot pronounce or that you pronounce incorrectly? there are a lot of words i cannot pronounce

After a long day at work or of doing something physical what tends to hurt more? Your back or your feet? my lower back kills if I've been doing a lot of physical stuff

Do you have a smart phone? If so, what’s your favorite app? i do, my fave apps are snapchat and Tumblr

If you had to choose between being a nurse or an English teacher which would you choose and why? english teacher, i cant deal with blood and being around sick people

Do you have a specific gas station you usually go to? Or do you stop wherever? nope, just go wherever is closest or cheapest depending on how much diesel i have left

How much older than you was the oldest person you have dated/had a relationship with? never dated/had relationship

Is anything stressing you out at the moment? Not really

What is your opinion on dating someone who already had a child/children from a previous relationship? thats fine by me, id prefer it actually, I’m not bothered about having children of my own anyway

Have you ever actually found a mascara that makes a huge difference for your lashes? Yup, benefit rollerlash

Would you rather have one or two great facial features that stand out, or have just an overall pretty face but have no special features? overall pretty face

Do you check your horoscope daily? If so, did you relate to your horoscope at all today? Not daily. i occasionally read them on snapchat but i don't take them seriously or anything

When you need to remember something how do you usually go about doing so? Write it on my hand or set a reminder on my phone

How would you describe someone that is your type of guy/girl? i cant really describe it. I've never had a boyf so i cant say i have a specific type, and the people I've had crushes on have been different so idk

Have you recently accomplished anything that you are proud of yourself for? overcame a panic attack and passed my driving test. Stood up in front of my church and spoke. stayed home alone for a long weekend for the first time. there was something else i did recently where i came home after and said i was proud of myself but i cant remember what it was..

Are you still friends with any of your exes? Do you still communicate with any of them at all? n/a

Do you live on your own or with your parents/a roommate? Do you think you’d like to live alone? i live with my parents. i always liked the idea of getting my own place, still kinda do, but after staying home alone for 3 nights i didn't enjoy it so idk if i would like it. maybe if i had a roommate

How often would you say you use Microsoft Word? havent used it for ages cause its expensive. i use a different free software instead

How often do you typically change your bra? not often enough. i only own 4 bras

What is the last online purchase you made? i bought a padded case thing for my laptop and a t-shirt to wear next week to Impractical Jokers live show

Do you usually have bad symptoms around “that time of the month”? yup, very bad.

Is there anyone you have to see on a daily/weekly basis that you really dislike? not really

Is your hair thick or thin? Would you say it’s easy to manage? thick. its a nightmare to manage. Takes ages to style, and a soon as theres a slight breeze it knots like mad

Have you ever had to deal with any type of long distance relationship, whether it be a romantic relationship or a friendship? Nope

Are you procrastinating doing anything right now? Nope

Do you have a place you go to a lot that you may be considered “a regular” at? the Chinese takeaway round the corner i guess

Have you smoked a cigarette today? Nope

What is your last received text message? Mom: “ok”

Do you like to read in your leisure time? I've never really been a fan of reading because my dyslexia makes it difficult but i recently started reading again and discovered . i got Fantastic Beasts book for Christmas and its the first book i actually finished reading in years. I'm now reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and loving it.

Did you have a treehouse when you were a child? Nope, but i really wanted one. i spent a lot of time climbing trees as a kid

Do you still live with your parents? Yup

Have you ever dated outside of your race? Nope, never dated anyone

Do you have your own laptop/computer? Yup

What is the last horror movie you watched? Krampus

What was the last thing you ate? ham & cheese toastie from marks & spencer

What is something that makes you grumpy? most things :’) at the moment just the fact I'm tired and cold and i have a headache

What are you wearing? Daisyprint leggings, a vest and a jumper

Have you ever witnessed a drug deal? Not that i know of aha

Are you better at science, maths or art? Art

Do you have any songs in your head at the moment? Little People by Todrick Hall

Did you ever call any teachers by their first name? Who? only when i got to college

Were you born in a hospital, or somewhere else? Hospital

Do you often have doors held open for you? idk, i dont really take count

Do you know anyone who volunteers a lot? dont think so nope

Have you ever been cheated on? Tell me your story. Nope

Which would you choose between choice chip cookies and oat & raisin cookies? choc chip obvs

What did you have for dinner tonight, or last night if you haven’t yet? last night i was at my friends house & we had pizza and chicken strips

Are your parents smokers, or have they ever been? Nope. my mom used to but when she became Christian she quit

Do you drink alcohol? Nope i dont

If not, why? personal choice. I've seen first hand the damage it can do, and i just have no desire to. Plus it smells horrid

#survey #long

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02choi · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @cakekiss (thank you aaaaa💗)

THE LAST:  1. drink: choccy milk fam eYYYY  2. phone call: my mum probably?? idk i hate talking on the phone  3. text message: @rwbyrwby probably  4. song you listened to: limitless by nct 127 eyy gotta represent the Bois  5. time you cried: last night phh  6. dated someone twice: y e s  7. kissed someone and regretted it: y e s  8. been cheated on: lmao ofc  9. lost someone special: not yet;  10. been depressed: ofc i have my depression is the only thing to me  11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i hate alcohol ew no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: light pink, black and light blueee

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:  15. made new friends: maybe??  16. fallen out of love: nopeeee  17. laughed until you cried: lmao once  18. found out someone was talking about you: noooo  19. met someone who changed you: not really  20. found out who your friends are: probably not tbh  21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: nAAAh

GENERAL:  22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like all of them apart from a few  23. do you have any pets: nope:((  24. do you want to change your name: i kinda like mine i guess not really  25. what did you do for your last birthday: lmao absolutely nothing  26. what time did you wake up: like 8  27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping eYY  28. name something you can’t wait for: my prom is in a few days???? thats a good thing right  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: yesterday at like 10  30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my eyesight man i hate having glasses  31. what are you listening to right now: crayon by g-dragon omfggg  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes?? this question is so random im sc reaming  33. something that is getting on your nerves: i opened my chocolate bar weirdly so i cant eat it without melted chocolate all over my fingers fuck  34. most visited website: tumblr probs  35-37. lost questions??    38. hair colour: brown but it’s going to be blue sooooon  39. long or short hair: well my hair isnt short and it isnt long?? medium? why wasnt medium an option tf  40. do you have a crush on someone: not really  41. what do you like about yourself: um;; fuck pass this question  42. piercings: my ears  43. blood type: idk?? who tf knows this stuff  44. nickname: i dont have one rip  45. relationship status: single  46. zodiac: aries  47. pronouns: she/her  48. favourite tv show: i really like izombie thats a good one, and orange is the new black thas also Good  49. tattoos: none  50. right or left handed: right  51. surgery: unless getting my knee sewn up counts, no  52. piercing: my ears tf these questions are wild  53. sport: lmao not since i left secondary school  55. vacation: like last year i hated it  56. pair of trainers: im guessing this is your favourite trainers? idk i only own one pair

MORE GENERAL  57. eating: chocolate fam i ate too much and i feel sick fuck  58. drinking: nothingg  59. i’m about to: i dk i dont plan that far ahead  61. waiting for: my chEESE SQUISHY TO COME IN THE MAIL  62. want: a drink now that i ate too much fuckin hell  63. get married: lmao lets hope  64. career: something to do with computers or a business maybe??  65. hugs or kisses: both actually  66. lips or eyes: eyessss  67. shorter or taller: taller !!!!! i love a t0l man and concideriing in 5′6 that wont be too hard  68. older or younger: older om Fg  70. nice arms or nice stomach: i dont mind  71. sensitive or loud: as long as he’s not one of those loud twats u get, i dont mind  72. hook up or relationship: relationship omg  73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant tbh i hate twats

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: no ew  75. drank hard liquor: no  76. lost glasses/contact lenses: no  77. turned someone down: there was these really ewwy guys on instagram once i turned like 4 of them down  78. sex on the first date: no thanks  79. broken someone’s heart: lmao probably not  80. had your heart broken: hasnt everyone  81. been arrested: no  82. cried when someone died: no one i know has died yet but i probably will cry  83. fallen for a friend: n0pe

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:  84. yourself: phhh no  85. miracles: eh i guess  86. love at first sight: nah  87. santa claus: nooo  88. kiss on the first date: yeee thats fine  89. angels: idk i havent really had any experiences to sway my judgement lmao

OTHER:  90. current best friend’s name: i dont have one rIP  91. eye colour: brown  92. favourite movie: dont have oneee

I tag: @rwbyrwby bc i know u lov these i really need to get more mutuals fucin ghell

#that was fun thank u aa

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asksansweredpdf · 6 years ago

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65 questions youre not used to

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? not until now

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? hm like a 3? i talk to spirits so sometimes i worry that they’re around

3. The person you would never want to meet? someone i used to know who things are now awkward with

4. What is your favorite word? oblong or shenanigans

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? idk like a mulberry tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? that my hair was sticking up from my sleep

7. What shirt are you wearing? pink & blue stipy crop

8. What do you label yourself as? flamboyant & eccentric

9. Bright room or dark room? dark room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? finishing infinity war or reading fanfic sjdfhjlkf

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 20

12. Who told you they loved you last? probably my old best friend dom

13. Your worst enemy? i dont really have any enemies. i try to get on with everyone or keep to myself if that’s not possible

14. What is your current desktop picture? a scene from kiki’s delivery service with a window near some greenery

15. Do you like someone? not romantically no. i only ever go to work and work romances are inappropriate

16. The last song you listened to? pussy is gof

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? id like to say someone like trump, but i think his death wouldn’t really lead to much positive change. maybe a billionaire with an heir who would do better with what they have? i’lll have to research this

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? nobody immediately springs to mind.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? technically i’d make someone like jeff bezos my slave and then force him to give his money to the homeless, or to pay his workers a higher wage, or something to that anti-capitalist extent. maybe i’d force major ceos to try and combat global warming if it isnt too late

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) everyone says my eyes - and i do like them, but im inclined to say my hair. i love my hair so much

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? id be super hot with colourings like zayn malik or rdj and id probably immediately jack off dsfjlkdsjfkl

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? no serious answers come to mind

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? asking people for a favour/for help. answering the phone when im not at work

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. my subway usual! white bread, chicken stips with melted cheese, cucumber, capsicum, olives, jalepenos, honey mustard sauce, salt and pepper

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? probably use it to save for a car, or to help fund dad’s trip to america/england that i got roped into having to pay for

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? i have work tomorrow :/ but i guess if i could get out of that i’d go to greece or something?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? ive never had expensive alcohol so i’d probably get like a scotch whiskey or some usual vodka (but pre-mixed. i always puke when i mix vodka myself)

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? YEEEESSSS, um first rule would be that everyone gets food/shelter/water for free. regardless of who you are.

29. What is your favorite expletive? used to be shit, now i think it’s just fuck.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? my phone

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? g o d. i think i’d erase either my 18th birthday or the day we first moved into the house im living in now

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! fuck yeah i’d go live with harry styles or someone in america or england or whatever. maybe canada. canada seems cool.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? my mum’s father! i’ve always wanted to meet him. we have a lot in common from what i’m told (i was 2 when he died so i dont even remember him). but we’re both leos! we both love dancing and we both love music and singing (he was a musician. and music is like.....all i have). we both like cigarettes and swearing. we both had shit mothers. he seems a cool dude. he had that leo generosity and gave my mum a car and money when she needed it and i never had a good person/parent like that around and i’d love to know him and now im getting sad so. did not see that coming round the corner

34. What was your last dream about? this is going to sound weird but it was about this gross old fat dude sitting in a car next to me (i think my family started driving people around for money in my dream) and he started feeling me up and i told him off.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? person? artist? singer? student? worker? nope. im not good at much.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? yeah twice that i can recall atm. once when i was 9 months for having a cyst on my ovary, and once when i was 19 for having gastro and puking non-stop.

37. Have you ever built a snowman? nah i wish. it doesnt snow in australia

38. What is the color of your socks? im not wearing any atm but the last pair i wore were red and black deadpool ones

39. What type of music do you like? GOD okay my answer is any type of music. but it has to be good. upbeat music?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? vanilla or caramel

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) i dont give a shit about sports

43. Do you have any scars? yeah i have one on my lower stomach from the surgery i got for my ovary cyst, one on my right hand from opening a tin of tuna and slicing my hand immediately (i later got food poisoning), i have some embarrassing ass self harm scars on my thighs, and i think that’s it?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? well i graduate uni in just over a week (next saturday) and i have no clue. at the moment i just want to get a job that has a set amount of hours and a set/steady pay and doesnt make me anxious. a desk job that i’m not terrible at. then i can move out. and once im moved out i wont be in survival mode, and maybe then i can start dreaming. but for now im desperate enough to not even have dreams or wants.

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i would make me more assertive and less anxious. and a bit more funny. a bit more like an aries or a leo. i think i will be more like this when im moved out and secure with a consistent job and consistent living space. i havent had that for like 6 years.

46. Are you reliable? very

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? god what a question. where should i work? and should i get a motorbike or a car? and id just ask for general advice

48. Do you hold grudges? absolutely. to be fair, i consider myself a very understanding and fair person, so it takes a lot to get me mad. but once im there, it’s usually justified and hard to change my mind.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? like maybe a bird and a lion. imagine a flying lion. that’d be sick

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? out of what immediately springs to mind i have 2 equally strong contenders: 1) me, introducing myself to a worker on the first day at my job - “hi, i’m ____ by the way. i don’t think i’ve introduced myself to you yet” “i know.” “oh! sorry haha im just really bad with names and faces haha” "yeah. we went to school together. *walks away* 2) coworker: so how many babies do you think we’ll have to sacrifice to get a bigger back room? me: ........at least 1 million coworker: 1 million? wow! i was thinking like 7! me: 7? wow i really went overboard there. but wait! what counts as a baby? are there age or weight restrictions or? coworker: hm i think it’s like anyone under the age of 4 me: oh under 4? so if you kill a 5 year old and sacrifice it, then you’ve just wasted a kill and it doesn’t count? coworker: yeah pretty much.....i’ve done that a few times, actually. their parents were not happy me: yeah i’d imagine just as much. imagine having to have that conversation with their parents like ‘uhh sorry about that’ coworker: yeah and it was all for nothing too

51. Are you a good liar? yes, when i know the people and situation well. i usually plan out my lies in advance, but for whatever reason im actually a better liar when im thinking on my feet and improvising the lies. have no idea how or why.

52. How long could you go without talking? fucking forever. i’m great at talking, a very good conversationalist. but fuck i love not having to talk to people. it’s so much effort.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? my mum cut a fringe for me when i was 12.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? all the time! i love baking

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? nope

56. What do you like on your toast? vegemite, egg, honey & peanut butter, sometimes jam (mostly when im high)

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? captain phasma

58. What would be you dream car? a 59 cadillac, or most ferraris

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i dont usually sing in the shower, but i do enjoy a good shower dance routine

60. Do you believe in aliens? for sure! our universe is too huge and constantly expanding for there to be just us

61. Do you often read your horoscope? god you dont even want to know how much i fucking love astrology. astrology is my mind. it occupies about 1/3 of all my thoughts and i immediately try to figure out people’s signs within the first .... maybe 5 seconds of meeting them.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? maybe p or r or v

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dinosaurs

64. What do you think about babies? cute when they’re not mine and i can give them back to their mothers after 5 minutes

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

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