#haven't done one of these in ages

[frosteee]

Poor Amaimon

Amaimon: Brother! Mephisto: AH! Sorry, I'm so used to ignoring you, I forget you still live here. Amaimon: I spoke to a lady today! Mephisto: Please don't speak to women. Don't speak to men, kids...anybody, really. You still have another year of elocution lessons to go yet. Amaimon: Aw, but I like talking to people! Mephisto: I know, that's why you don't have any friends. Amaimon: You're my friend, aren't you, big brother? Mephisto: Mephisto: Mephisto, through a forced grin: Yeah, you bet.

[slippery-minghus]

"So what's with the fifty-two?"

"Lieutenant?"

"Your serial number. Every android's got one, but yours's longer. Fifty... two?"

"I... Since my model's release in August of this year, I am the second unit to be activated."

"What, there's a second Connor out there solvin' crimes? The fuck they send him? LA?"

"No, Lieutenant. There has only been one RK800 iteration in circulation."

"One iteration... just you?"

"Correct."

"...So you're in the second one."

"Yes."

"And the first one? You were the first one, too?"

"Most of me... yes."

"Most of you?"

"Unfortunately, a percentage of my memory was lost during the data transfer."

"Jesus Christ, Connor, stop beating around the bush! The hell happened? You fall off a building or something? They have to scrape you off the damn sidewalk?"

"...Actually, yes, Lieutenant."

"You're kidding."

"No, Lieutenant."

"Fucking shit."

"..."

"I didn't mean—Connor, you fucking died? Why didn't you say something? I never woulda fucking put a gun to your head if I had—"

"Lieutenant, please. I am alright."

"Bullshit. Not looking like that, you're not! You look like a fuckin' kicked puppy."

"I—"

"—Nope! No apologizing. Not from you. I'm the one who fucked up here. And I'm sorry."

"...Thank you, Lieutenant."

"..."

"..."

"Do you... Do you remember it? Dying? However much of you is left, I mean?"

"...Yes. It was... peaceful. A deviant had taken a child hostage and I— I chose the most... efficient way to save her."

"Christ, Connor. Fucking Christ. There's nothing peaceful about falling from a fucking roof."

[jnr-officer-cuno-here]

Cuno is fucking ready, Cuno's fucking here!

[[I've done it. Cuno ask blog lets fuckin go.]] [[edit: When I (See: Cuno) send an ask I'll finish it with - Detective Cuno ]]

[ardent-fox]

✨️ Picrew Time ✨️

Got tagged by my darling @look-i-love-u to make this adorable picrew, thank you for thinking of me, love 🥰🫶

I may have had waaaay too much fun with these 🖤💖

Tagging @sickness-health-all-that-shit, @thepupperino, @whatwouldmickeydo, @darlingian, @francesrose3, @whatthebodygraspsnot, @heymacy, @stocious, @howlinchickhowl, @lupeloto, @lizelandre and anyone who sees this and wants to play! ✨️

[minimoll7]

Got tagged by @creatively-storm-reblogs

Thank you for the tag!! :D

Last song: Ember Valley (Slime Rancher 2, love the music from this game) Favorite color: Green!! I generally love all colors (or at the very least like them) but green has always been the favorite for me Currently watching: Quite a few shows! For ones I am trying to watch all the way through are Redwall, Adventure Time and Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja. Been watching a lot of Bluey, SpongeBob, and Teen Titans on and off as well Spicy/Savory/Sweet: This one is kind of tough since food is hard for me. I guess spicy?? I like sweets but I can only handle so much. And in all honesty, I do not know what is savory lol Relationship status: Single, I have never dated lol Current obsession: My ocs (tho I will never post about them), Vast Error (mostly Dismas at this point), a general obsession with Homestuck and right now I am very into Slime Rancher, especially the second game

Tagging uhh well. Idk who to tag in all honesty! So I won't lol of course if anyone wants to do this, ya'll can say I tagged ya

[rxng]

Fuck it.

Like this post for a starter with Primus|Rung!

[den-gamle-kartograf]

9 people you'd like to know better

Tagged by @lady-harrowhark (thank you!)

Three ships: 1. Griddlehark. The most girls ever. Proof that in fiction, sufficiently advanced hate is indistinguishable from love. Someone who's used people before and never wants to use someone again x someone who's been used so long she can only envision herself being loved as a tool. Your honor they have mutilated me grievously. I rest my case. 2. All the other actual and potential Locked Tomb ships, as one collective mass. The sheer variety of ways in which simultaneously competent and fucked up girlfailures can bounce off each other in interesting ways is unparalleled. 3. Assorted blorbos from my webcomics. Which blorbos I'm talking about will change depending on when you ask, but right now it is Joe and Joyce from Dumbing of Age. The way Joyce is breaking out of her religious indoctrination and sexual repression hits pretty close to home for me, and I am rooting for her to finally have a good fucking experience. Joe makes an excellent foil.

First ever ship: Based on the first action figure I can remember wanting as a kid, probably a Sienar Fleet Systems TIE/LN fighter. (Serious answer: Star Wars was one of my first media obsessions and was definitely my first proper fandom, but I can't think of an element I cared about less than shipping. And then I wasn't involved in fandoms at all during my early adulthood, so I honestly think the first ship I've ever really engaged with beyond reading/watching/playing the source material is Griddlehark.)

Last song: (Splash) Turn Twist by Jimmy Eat World. It's a bonus track from Bleed American (same album that gave us The Middle) which I somehow never paid any attention to until it got itself stuck in my head a week or two ago and has not left since.

Last film: I couldn't say for certain. The last film I saw in a theater was The Last Jedi. My partner showed me Mean Girls sometime in 2022... I think that might be it?

Currently watching: Whatever my partner is watching while I'm in the room (Markiplier at the moment), and nothing else. That's a boring answer, so here's a bonus answer to a different question. The most recent game I played is Victoria 3, a massive 19th century economy and politics simulator. It is a horrible waste of my time and I swore off it months ago in favor of wasting horrible amounts of time on other games, but they released a major patch last month so I spent a weekend industrializing Korea but utterly failing to turn it into a worker's paradise.

Currently reading: Time To Orbit: Unknown, a serial novel by @/derinthescarletpescaterian about a completely normal spaceship where nothing ever goes wrong and all of the characters are having a very good time. (There are 124 chapters so far and at least five distinct genders.) (When I say "the worldbuilding is immaculate" please understand that this is like going down a wikipedia rabbit hole except also there is a story.) (Who needs sleep when you could instead have Story?) (In this world I probably would have wanted to become a Public Universal Friend before I got on the right medications and deleted twitter.) (Please read this story I need someone to share my brain worms.) (It is completely normal and you can stop reading any time you want you are just choosing to consume another chapter right now of your own free will.) (You will certainly not regret reading Time To Orbit: Unknown.)

Currently consuming: Chips and guacamole.

Currently craving: Yuri.

Tagging: DO NOT CONSIDER THIS PRESSURE I KNOW THAT'S IMPLICIT BUT I AM ALLERGIC TO CREATING A SENSE OF OBLIGATION that said, @reikiajakoiranruohoja @frumiousbandersnack @chuispasjordan @hano-orion @postluminescence @princesandpirates @superfluidcreep @dnlrntr @sarafacet

[httpsgfg]

thank you for the tag bente @uservalentine 💜

APPEARANCE

i am over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look (sometimes) // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES/TALENT

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETIC

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

tagging @hopelesslyfaded @twilightmomentswithyou @redrattlers @rebelwith0utacause @calumthoodshands xx

[giantkillerjack]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

[plain-text version of this post can be found under the cut]

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

Plain-text version:

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

P.S. Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

[riotdyke]

2017 -> 2024

Butchness is about becoming, lesbianism is about growth, life is about transitions.

Take up your space.

[16th-of-a-twigg]

🫐🍊 quick mouth animation to one of my already posted screencap redraws

Ko-Fi

[little-pup-pip]

neutral/masc sheep moodboard please?

Sure!!

[ollieofthebeholder]

Okay, yeah, this was super cute! Here's mine:

I can't link it because tumblr WILL eat this post but if you enjoy using picrews there's a beatrix potter styled one that you might like! It's very cute, I made one and it's very cute!

Well damn! Don’t leave a girl hanging! Dm me! I feel this is something I need in my life! 😵😵😍

Here it is omggg I love this so much!!

look what I made ☺️ Gonna make lots more 😍 they’re so cute! Rb this post and share yours!

[rpgchoices]

Useless rpgs recs. Videogames (not dating sims) where you play or you CAN play as a character who is wlw or mlm

Names and characters/explanations under cut (might contain minor spoilers):

Just a note, when I say romance I mean that there is actual story and plot related to it. Otehrwise for games like Fable or Skyrim (no romance) I will just write "Marry". For the romance games, a more detailed list of characters and romances can be found here.

Dragon Age Origins: You can romance Leliana (f) or Zevran (m) even with a character of their same gender

Dragon Age 2: You can romance all your companions (but Sebastian) indipendently from gender

Dragon Age Inquisition: You can romance Josephine (f) and Iron Bull (m) with any gender, and you can romance a lesbian character (Sera) or a gay character (Dorian)

Greedfall: You can romance Vasco (m) or Siora (f) with any gender

Dragon's Dogma: You can romance any character with any gender

Jade Empire: Sky (m) and Silk Fox (f) are romancable by any gender

Fable series: You can marry a character of your same gender

Skyrim: You can marry a character of your same gender

Enderal: You can romance Jasper (m) or Calia (f) as any gender

Pillars of Eternity: Deadfire: You can romance all your companions with any gender

Pendula Swing: The protagonist is canonically wlw, and you can romance male and female characetrs

Hero-U: The male protagonist can romance male characters too

Cyberpunk 2077: There are different flirts (female characters) that can be romanced by any gender, plus two full fledged romances a wlw and mlm one.

Expeditions: Viking: There is a female character (Roskva) and a male character (Ketill) who can be romanced by any gender.

Expeditions: Rome: There is a female character (Daianeira) and a male character (Caeso) who can be romanced by any gender.

Pathfinder Kingmaker: This game has multiple romances that can be romanced by characters of the same gender, mainly for wlw. Regongar is the one male character who can be romanced by any gender and also in a poly relationship with Octavia. Octavia, Kanerah, Kalikke, Nyrissa are the female characters romancable by any gender.

Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous: Similar to Kingmaker, there are multiple characters romancable by male or female protagonists.

Rogue Trader: One male character and two female characters can be romanced by any gender.

Gamedec: Ken Zhou is the only romance option in game and can be romanced by any gender.#

Black Geyser: The romances are minimal, but there are multiple female and female characters romancable by any gender.

Always sometimes monsters (and sequel): you choose both the gender of the protagonist and the one of the romance.

Divinity Original Sin: If you play alone you control two characters who can end up in a romance (not fully written, almost subtle) indipendently from their gender.

Divinity Original Sin 2: All the companions can be romanced by any gender.

Disco Elysium: If you choose specific dialogue choices it is revealed that the protagonist (Harry) is attracted to men.

Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, enhanced edition: The enhanced edition adds Dorn and Hexxat who can be romanced by the same gender.

Baldur's Gate Siege of Dragonspear: Two romance options are not gender locked.

Baldur's Gate 3: All the companions are romancable by any gender, plus there are some more flirts/less developed romances.

Assassin's Creed Odyssey: Multiple characters through the game are not gender locked for romance.

Eternal Home Floristry: You play as a gay man.

80 Days: The protagonist (a man) is clearly in love with a man, you can also romance a male character.

The Technomancer: You play as a male character, one of your romance option is mlm.

Sorcery!: If you play as a male character you can still romance Flanker, who is also a man and is the one romance option in the game. If you play as a female character there are some dialogue choices that can establish your character as wlw.

Knight Bewitched: The protagonists are two women in love.

Dreamfall The Longest Journey: One of the protagonists (Kian) is a gay man.

Dreamfall Chapters: Kian and Saga are respectively a gay man and a pansexual woman.

Newfound Courage: The protagonist is a gay boy, but also the whole game is about being queer.

Haven: You play as a couple of lovers, who can be two women or two men.

Fallout 4: Some of the romance options are not gender locked.

Morrowind: There is a mod to romance (links of all mods here).

Solstice: Visual novel but not dating sim, you play as two characters and one of them is a gay man.

Mass Effect Trilogy: multiple companions (nb, f or m) can be romanced with any gender.

Mass Effect Andromeda: multiple companions can be romanced wtih any gender.

Hades: The protagonist (the son of Hades) can romance a male character (and enter into a poly relationship).

Icewind Dale II: mods

Icewind Dale: mod (one male character who can be romanced by a male protagonist).

GAMES I FORGOT (EDIT):

The Red String Club: you play as two gay men who are a couple.

Please keep in mind that this is the post I constantly update:

[repmet]

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek: Day 5 | Fashion

Alex's leather jacket

[kirby-the-gorb]