#haven’t heard that name in years

[toasty-self-shipping]

I'm gonna post Neopets npcs in your inbox until I convert you over to my side and you can't stop me

Day 1: Sssidny the scratch card dealer and also my bby gorl my beloved look at him he's a spooky frog man I love him kissy kissy

DID YOU SAY NEOPETS

[slafkovskys]

ty emberson first career goal

[thiefnessman]

yeah, poppytwt types & the people in 2021 on tumblr who were truthers about cc!beeduo (though the latter usually shortened it to eb/ebs). the usage of “enderbees” here either indicates that this person’s a freak, or that they’re THAT out of touch with c!beeduo fans that they think it’s called enderbees (and maybe are only getting an impression from the weirder fans out there)

this is the funniest tweet i've ever read

[ribblemcscribble]

How am I JUST now realizing there’s an active Carry On fandom?? Like yeah it makes sense but it just never occurred that a book I read in 9th grade would have an active fandom (only read the first book, plan to reread and read the other 2)

Idk how I didn’t even think about this

[shoot1ngst4r]

if i saw this irl so do you😭💀

[blueinksfavoritegirlfriend]

little yasuhiro cuz I love him 😇😇

[bookwyrminspiration]

scrolling through kotlc tumblr posts on Pinterest is so surreal. like i know those guys. I remember when that post was new I saw it on my dash. 90% of those people aren’t active anymore but I remember them. we interacted and now it’s a graveyard of people who aren’t dead

[jenllyfish]

Greeting an old friend (reading The Book of Bill and seeing a resurgence of human Bills)

[didnt-hear-idsb-live-again]

Wild to me that people thought/think of Delicate as a flop single. I was not in the fandom that time and I would turn the radio up SO loud for Delicate (vs most of the preceeding singles that I just did not Understand at the time)

It’s interesting because there is an ever-increasing discrepancy between “played on the radio all the time” and “a hit everyone knows” which is FASCINATING to me - Delicate was an early case study of this imo

[livesincerely]

The next week is filled with a fresh round of mandatory sexual harrassment and misconduct training for the entire staff. David spends most of it camped out in Conference Room 3 with not enough coffee, delivering the same spiel over and over again to glazed eyes and crossed arms, the clock on the wall mocking him with its glacial pace.

It’s Friday afternoon when the last group of employees are brought in. Except this time, when he steps up to the podium and introduces himself as David Jacobs from HR, he notices a man sitting near the back abruptly straighten in his seat, suddenly attentive. He’s, frankly, gorgeous, with deep brown eyes, a sharp jawline, full lips, and—

David’s gaze darts pointedly away, subtly adjusting his collar.

The session proceeds as usual, but this time there’s the tantalizing call of the weekend as the light at the end of the tunnel that makes them all a touch impatient. David wraps things up as quickly as he can, and doesn’t take it personally when the employees quickly file out the moment he’s finished speaking. He’s gathering up discarded information sheets to recycle and fantazing about cracking open a bottle of wine with dinner, when someone clears their throat behind him.

“So the sweater and slacks I knew to expect,” says an impossibly familiar voice. It’s the man from before, watching him from the doorway. “But after all this time, how did the glasses never rate a mention? ‘Cause that really feels like somethin’ I should’ve known about.”

And oh. Oh, so this is Jack Kelly.

David’s initial impression of gorgeous is even more accurate up close: dark hair and deeply tanned skin, broad shoulders and strong hands, and a smile that’s on the rakish side of charming.

“Mr. Kelly,” David greets, his heart pounding in his chest. “Is there something I can help you with?”

“I’m honestly jus’ takin’ this in,” Jack says, looking him up and down, and if the smooth city-drawl of his voice was attractive over the phone, it’s nearly lethal in person. “My imagination is pretty good, Jacobs, but it don’t hold a candle to the real thing.” He tilts his head, a swoop of hair falling over his forehead, and he really is that handsome, isn’t he? No wonder Martha in Reception is willing to grant him so many favors. “And I’m an artist by trade, so I know beauty when I see it.”

“You know, if you were hoping to get out of training, it’s usually best to drop the pick up lines before the session, not after,” David answers, arching an eyebrow. “And perhaps choose a mark that isn’t so familiar with your methods.”

“Why’s it gotta be a line?” Jack says, his grin only growing. “It’s the truth, ain’t it? Just callin’ a spade a spade.”

“Did you actually need something?” David wonders, shuffling his papers to hide his flushing cheeks. “Because if not, I should head back downstairs.”

“Chasing’ me off already, Dave?” Jack asks, ambling closer. “Not very professional of ya.”

“And what would you know about professionalism?” David reflexively banters back. His stomach flutters furiously, nervously, like he’s teetering on a tightrope and can’t quite find his balance.

Jack laughs, low and warm.

“Not a damn thing,” he agrees. “But you like me anyway.”

And, god help him, he really, really does.

[fortheturnstiles]

oh my god…. jason segel in freaks and geeks

[swedenis-h]

I know that piece is almost 2yo now but I love your starter for 10 inspired outfits fanart and I have to confess that after seeing it I broke my rule of never buying books with the movie cover, for I saw the SF10 book and mcavoy was just on there occupying half the cover and I couldn't not get it I felt like I was buying merch

I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THAT POST HAHA 😭 but I’m glad you like it, x-men phase me always makes some silly art!

I had no idea starter for ten was a book, you’ve opened my eyes 👁️

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

I tried to use the search function for you blog to find Ramsey talk, and the most recent stuff I could find came from 2023. I was wondering if you’d seen her published breeds list for her emotional support pigeon breeding program? I’m pretty gobsmacked at some of the choices:

Feral, Racing Homer, Birmingham Roller, Portuguese Tumbler, Oriental Roller, Turkish Takla, Show Line Danzig Highflier, Frillback, Lucerne, Show Type Racing Homer, Classic Old Frill, American Show Racer, Old Dutch Capuchin, Garden Fantail, Archangel.

Particularly, the inclusion of ferals and Archangels for a proposed therapy animal shock me. Archangels are notoriously flighty, something she herself has said. And ferals are simply an unknown grab-bag of traits that are difficult to control for. She claims they have “…no better source of an excellent immune system than the result of generations living with the host of parasites and pathogens that they are so often loaded down with in the wild”. Never mind one can find just that in a well bred for pigeon with a known lineage. Am I way out of line with these concerns? In her breed post she even mentioned the Old Dutch Capuchin being a fanciful addition for no real purpose. This just seems to me like she either has no idea what she wants her end product to be, or doesn’t know how to go about getting it.

her entire attempt at making pigeons a service animal (not just an ESA mind you, she wanted to make them proper service animals) is absurd, so this was never really that much greater of a shock to me. She doesn’t even know to breed away from aggression for companion birds, let alone pick good companion breeds. An archangel can certainly be tamed, but it’s not an easy process to gain that level of trust with one. Ramsey isn’t really coherent in her breeding goals, she never has been. I believe she’s more interested in breeding for looks and just doesn’t want to say that personally.

[resurrection-trait]

i was 8 when the sims 3 came out and 13 when sims 4 came out…..i need a cigarette…

[harapeveco]

[emilydickinsonsghost]

Finally getting around to watching the second season of Loki, can’t wait to get queerbaited. It almost feels nostalgic, like the good old days of Superwholock you know. Party like it’s 2013!