#have fun honking that clown nose bro!

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

never have I ever been more offended by any take on TEC like this one lol

Trsom

TLBOTW

also this

Anyways I accidentally stumbled on this person’s blogs and usually I don’t care people can hate malec idc To each their own but-

I see people saying that tec was purely for fan service and like even if it was I don’t see the problem? I mean not everything has to be deep. books can be meaningless (not that tec didn’t have a meaning I love tec).

also not to dish on this person I get hating CC or any book series or whatever but they have spent the past 5 years on this blog hating on every single tsc character like bro are you okay? if you don’t like something move on

Okay, um, LMAO. First of all, rsom.

Yeah it was originally advertised as NA, but it was changed to YA later on. Cassie literally announced it herself??? OP would’ve known if they literally paid any attention to Cassie other than hating on her every moment they got lol 😭

Also,

OP - the final fight was shit

Me, whose favourite part of rsom was the final fight -

Also imagine thinking this entrance wasn’t badass as fuck-

(And also soft as fuck 🥺)

OP Magnus did NOT go all ‘eh 🙄’ when Jace was mentioned just for you to say there’s JaCe WaNk in this book like wth 😭😭😭 (like, okay, maybe Jace is a lil overrated in-universe, but there’s enough self-awareness of that and in-universe acknowledgement too, especially from Simon and Magnus’s POVs).

ALSO. MOST IMPORTANTLY.

Yes, Alec seems different between trsom and cofa, but like??? In trsom Alec specifically states that he wishes never to meet any of Magnus’s exes, and in cofa, he literally meets one of Magnus’s worst exes, in a terrible situation no less. Trsom is literally a vacation, a getaway. There’s a reason the tone of trsom feels so different from any other tsc book (I mean. Hot air balloon dinners and peaceful late night walks while holding hands? Soft dancing and long drives in a Maserati and two and a half whole pages of the softest lazy cuddling you’ll ever see and don’t even get me started on the ending omg). Like, despite the stakes, there’s still something casual and soft and sweet about trsom. Trsom is the literal definition of *slow motion double vision in rose blush* (Taylor Swift, always right). Trsom is Magnus and Alec having rose tinted glasses on, but during cofa the glasses come off and they have to confront the harsh realities of their relationship.

Besides, there was plenty of foreshadowing in rsom for their issues to come. Alec not wanting to meet Magnus’s exes. Alec comparing his life experiences to Magnus’s like they were books. Alec being insecure about Tessa. Magnus thinking about how he couldn’t tell Alec the whole truth about himself lest he lose Alec or even worse, put him in danger (thanks, Ass-hoe-dues 😑). And… did op even read the same book cause like… despite everything, they were still struggling to communicate about some issues in this book. Alec literally goes “ANYWAYS-“ in the middle of a conversation about Magnus’s immortality and his own mortality. Magnus deflects questions about his past so many times. Magnus makes some progress, of course (the fireside scene), but that gets stomped on by end no thanks to Shinyun and Asshoedues. Yay. 😭

*ehem* anyways, onto lbotw

Ok. Listen. First of all - I’m struggling not to cry-laugh rn but - YES ALEC WAS HORNY AS SHIT EVEN THOUGH MAGNUS WAS CHANGING BECAUSE OF THE SVEFNTHORN SO WHAT??? THATS WHY WE FUCKING LOVE HIM??? (Also, OP, these two are very sexually frustrated after spending a good couple of weeks continuously looking after Max give them a break lmao)

Also, I thought the explanation for why Alec could reverse the svefnthorn’s effects was… pretty much self-explanatory?? He’s got the alliance rune, which lets him use warlock magic, hence he survived the stabbing. And he’s a shadowhunter, he’s angel blooded, which along with him being able to use warlock magic (and specifically Magnus’s magic) somehow let him draw the thorn out of Magnus. Idk how to articulate it but you know what I mean???

Also, OP, this isn’t the MCU where you have to watch like 2134 movies and shows to get what’s happening 😭😭😭 like, yeah, the knowledge may seem unnecessary to us but if someone for any reason decided to read only tec then it helps them know what’s happening? 🤷‍♀️ Like, yes all the series are interconnected but each series still manages to stand on its own and that’s kinda neat tbh.

Idk why I’m ranting about every aspect of OP’s posts but anyway yeah lol

ALSO they mentioned having a copy of lbotw???? They LITERALLY bought lbotw with their own money????? I’m seriously laughing right now like BRO. WHY WOULD YOU SPEND MONEY ON SOMETHING YOU DONT LIKE???? You tag all your posts with ‘anti cc’ but you’re giving her your cash anyway like- ma’am there’s only one loser in this situation and it’s not Cassandra Clare 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly I find the last post even funnier now. You would’ve paid money just to see that sex scene, op. Don’t even try lying to me 🤣🤣🤣 Anyway, idk what happened but like… the charity thing didn’t happen???? And I think that’s more important, the fact that she didn’t write Malec’s first time as a lone one shot for charity. (Also, if OP had dug a little deep, they’d have found the first ever snippet of rsom, which was supposedly Malec’s first time but never made it into the book. It’s possible Cassie did start writing that one shot, but then decided to write a whole book, and then cut that scene out because it didn’t fit and wrote the one we have in our books today).

Like, yeah Cassie is problematic sometimes buuuut unlike a lot of other authors, she actively listens and learns and corrects her mistakes. And that’s good enough for me. 🤷‍♀️

And yes!!! Who cares if it’s fanservice or whatever. It’s still queer content. It gives me a shit ton of serotonin. And who doesn’t like serotonin??? I don’t even know what to say to those people cause like… they’re still actively hating on and boycotting a queer book series. Like, idc how they spin it, it’s still gonna look BAD 🤷‍♀️

I didn’t mean for this to get so long sksksksks 😭😭😭

Anyway, thanks for adding someone to my blocklist anon 😘

[weaverworks]

Mortal Kombat FRIENDSHIPS DRABBLE #1: Sure-how, partner! part 1

Johnny: Hey Erron! Let's go to do a rodeo show! I got the best tickets money could buy…or in this case, it was a cool gift for the commercial I did for them! C'mon, best buddy, let's howdy-do!

Erron: [Internally cringing] Uhh…yee-aa-ah, Johnny. I actually got, um, [clears throats] some things to do, like some errands that Kotal sent me, to um, do. Sooo I can't go with you now!

Johnny: [shoulders deflated]…oh. Okay. I understand. I guess…another time then.

[Seeing how disappointed Johnny was, Erron feels something struggling in his soul. Something pulsing down from the bottom his chest, brewing like a cauldron…ready to overflow. He never expected to feel little of that emotion these days…but it has happen a lot since Cassie became his sweetheart. Being the better man is worth it…she influenced him more than he can admit.] Erron: [sighs] Johnny…!

Johnny: [looks up at him like a kick puppy] Hmm…?

Erron: I…made a mistake. My work with Kotal is later in the weeks, so…I can join you on the rodeo show [gulping]…If you want me too.

Johnny: [happily excited] Sure how, partner! We gonna have ourselves a hog-killin' time! I'm booking our flights right now! :heart_eyes:

[Johnny runs out whooping his excitement. Erron holds the back of the couch, his head hanging down his chest wondering what he has just put himself in. He didn't notice he wasn't alone when soft arms circle his.]

Cassie: Thank you, Erron. [kiss the corner of his lips] You really made his day.

Erron: [a small smile] Well, your old man ain't that bad…much. I might end up liking this rodeo show--

Johnny: Erron look! [he has strange colorful clothes in his hands] Theses are the costumes we're gonna wear on the horses!

Cassie/Erron: …huh?

Johnny: [shaking in excitement] Yeah! It's a clown rodeo show! We are gonna be part of the experience! [Puts a bright red nose on Erron's] We are gonna be clown bros! [he honks the red nose then quickly leaves to make the phone call]

Erron: [still wearing the honking red nose, stares blankly at the empty space Johnny was there moments ago]

Cassie: [biting her lips to keep from laughing with sympathetic eyes]…You are gonna have such a good time.

Erron: [he swivels towards her, head shaking] DON'T. Just don't…

Cassie: [stands up on her tippy toes and place a chaste kiss] You're very cute! You might actually have fun!

Erron: [place the red nose on hers] How bout you try that!

Cassie: [honks her red nose] You like that, now?

Erron: [eyes wide, nose flaring] How 'bout we do something with that…[voice deep and silk] upstairs, sugar.

Cassie: Only if you catch me, first! Meep-meep! [she honks again before running]

Erron: Yipee-Ki-yay! [chasing after her]

[Their laughter continues among the halls of the condo thence the honking noises are all that could be heard with the slight moans of a woman and groans of a man.]