#have a nap babes

[asirensrage]

anon, you're the one who keeps coming back.

If you want to people to live and let live, then you gotta do it yourself too. Can't have it both ways, babe.

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[tervaneula]

WAAOOOUUUGGHHH HAPPY BDAY @beeceit!!! Fawn I love you so much, you're so smart and funny and kind and I'm so happy to have met you <3

Uh oh Leonardo was supposed to be babysitting Bitty but I guess it's the other way around now. Congrats Bitty you're a dad now

(look at the bitty fic y'all do it for bitty)

[minthara]

i hate insomnia!!!!!

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(remus lupin would fail the ketchup on the counter “challenge”)

[pickled-flowers]

WIP…………..

[introspectivememories]

jon kent is so fucking funny. he sees a dictator and is like "is anyone gonna overthrow that?" and then just doesn't wait for answer

[epiphainie]

i wish i could be as realistic as you but my optimistic heart can only buy into optimistic explanations

and that's good for you! i personally dont need my hopes tied to canon to still enjoy this ship and i'm a big fan of breakup scenarios in fanon generally so i'll just vibe in this pool. the only real matter i care about rn concerning canon is how they continue with the bi rep.

[umberandmochaagate]

"Rest is revolutionary" MFs when they need to rest

[natsarrownecklacx]

Sometimes I reread my older fics and think to myself damn wtf were you going through

[inkingquills]

This is kind of a funny au idea, but imagine Kim or Porchay with an ASMR channel. And then the opposite character being a fan of said channel, and they go to the same university without really knowing it. Only for one of them to figure out that oh. That cute junior/senior is the creator for that asmr channel I listen to. Just a goofy and sweet plot. One brings the other comfort and peace without them even knowing about it. Meet cute. Meet ugly. The possibilities are endless

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

Hey, Queen of Hell, turns out even you can't avoid sleep indefinitely.

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

*praying to then spirits* I am begging let the internet be stable today

[shaunashipman]

nonny, go home! we've moved on, it's death-by-dicks o'clock, not whatever blah blah blah you're vomiting in my inbox now.

[nonsupe]

what if i — starter call?

[consider-your-potatoes-mashed]

Not my mom trying to walk with my crutches today and asking me if I can “do any fun tricks like idk spin around” with them.

Like

1. Don’t touch them. I didn’t say you could touch them and it’s disrespectful to mess with someone’s mobility aids

2. Don’t fucking play with them they are how I get around you could break them

3. Don’t touch my shit if I don’t say explicitly you can touch it

4. The fuck do you mean a spin??? Are you asking me to do a color guard toss or???

No I didn’t say any of this to my mother cause hahaha I hate confrontation and simply didn’t have the energy. I was literally IN THE MIDDLE OF A NAP that I desperately needed after going to the doctor.

Also Who’s gonna tell her not to barge into my damn room?? Evidently not me cause I’ve told her and she still doesn’t listen

I guess a good thing regarding my parents and my mobility aids is that they’ve just let me be and not questioned me too much though they do give me the “look” of “do you REALLYYYYYYYY need that”