#haunted houses make me cry

[livelaughlovekny]

Reader x Haunted Houses

a/n: Decided to do this for fun and to practise doing headcanons! This is to show you how I portray/view the reader in my stories!

Before:

100% against it

Hates being terrified and is afraid of horror and gore

Got peer pressured into going

Whines while buying tickets and queuing

“$4 just to piss myself and get ptsd?”

During:

107% shouts as loud as possible from fear and for fun

Will shout the strangest unrude profanities

Totally jumps and clings onto their friends and hits/tugs on them repeatedly

“HOLY SMUTTY FANFICS THIS IS MORE TRAUMTISING THAN INCEST 😭 GOD SAID DAMNIT THIS IS WHY I STAND ON THE EDGE OF ROOFS 🧍WHAT IN THE TOP THIRTEEN REASONS I BLEACH MY EYES 😱 OH MY FLYING LORD OUT OF ALL THE ACTORS THAT COULD HAVE TOUCHED ME I GET THE GYOKKO X UGLY HANTEGU ONE 🤺 GOODNESS GRACIOUS oh i sound like a grandma YOU LOOK ATROCIOUS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHICH I AM DOING 📣”

After:

Cries/Whines about how scary it was

Claims they just lost 69 years of their life

When asked why they kept screaming weird stuff, they merely brush it off

Refuses to go through it again

Gets asked to go through it again because their friends find their reactions funny/stupid/interesting

“Imagine spending $4 and 3 minutes of your life and not making yourself memorable.”

a/n: i promise im working on actual fics/my requests

[that-little-bisexual-mess]

Which scene of the Haunting of Hill House made you cry the most ? For me it was this freaking scene :

"- You guys go on without me.

- How could we ?"

[rosemaze-reveries]

i miss MIKE MORTON

[boxwinebaddie]

UNCLE NINA WRITES WEIRD JK STAN LETTERS!

hello benevolent angel people!

( because you're wonderful but bc you're doing gods work by supporting my dead fanfic from hell. c:’ )

so this is a lil...experimental? but bc i've been dabbling on that one ask large lore ask that set before kyle knows raven of crimson dawn is his stan, i've gotten very attached to writing the silly jersey letters to dead stan in his journal again. ( again, nina lore is that it's what a friend had me do when my first cat passed away.

i still write to her. <3 )

but this is just something i wrote to get back into the habit of writing again. i put it on docs and i used a font which...okay? tbh, i think looks exactly like i want jk's handwriting to look. like its very swirly, he is my calligraphy king. i didn't proof it bc i just wrote...all of it tonight like a weird crazy person.

also i realize jk sounds...a lot like me

— but he Is me, tbh?

like in some facets i did give him lil pieces of myself so he could grow into an uber tall thicc as hell academic hot jersey talk shit get hit boy.

( i also do think he's a lot goofier with stan in his little letters esp since he doesn't think that anyone is going to read them they are just his lil vent space. let it out king! )

as for the timeline...i think it's pre!rm bonus content? like i dropped a little context about stuff that happened before the fic, but i think it's probably written anywhere in the last 1-2 years of rm before kyle went to that crimson dawn concert. i'm not sure what compelled me to write it i just...really like vulnerable jersey just being a jersey dirtbag but like kneeling by the stan shrine and asking for light.

speaking of...as far as triggers go. mostly the spelling is just bad, help, but jersey does talk a lot about stan dying and is very...distressed about it. he's also...really depressed and is not at the moment coping super well, but is reaching out for help. <3 always reach out for help when you need it. i didn't mention anything specific, but he does just mention thinking he's not a good person, feeling ugly, unworthy, lost, etc...TW FOR HIM BEING SO VULNERABLE AND CUTE ALSO.

he is...my secret loverboy prince.

he is my lo-...

my L-

anyways...ROLL CLIP!

[callisteios]

Ehat us ur house md spreadsheet about? I am so honestly sincerely interested

Well since you asked so sincerely….

The prologue

The house spreadsheet began because I had two hypotheses (about the episodic medical mystery show; Sherlock Holmes where the diseases are the murderers (for the lost)). 1. It’s cancer like half the time. 2. The show is known for its patients getting better then worse, this is a trope used gently in early seasons and then overused in later ones.

These answers aren’t just something you can find online. So I decided, ok, should be easy enough. let’s track this…

The fool

So I ran into many problems. It was boring tracking these few things. What if I was wrong and I waste several months of life proving a false hypothesis. So ok I said. We’ve got a good basis but let’s expand.

So I came up with another hypothesis. Those epiphany moments on the show? I bet those are majority sparked by Wilson.

So I created categories which I shall now show you:

Great beautiful wonderful categories. Problem however. It’s still kind of boring and I’m not paying enough attention. So let’s add some more (the fool says)

And now i am nearly 100 episodes into this television show and must keep track of all these factors to keep my spreadsheet accurate.

The point?

There was a point but I can’t quite remember it. Oh! The points! It turned out that giving and taking away points to the characters was by far the funnest part of the experience so I have many graphs planned from that!

The point point though is that the house spreadsheet is an exercise in foolish ambition, boredom, and shame. It’s a fun concept taken to far. It’s something I talk about too often because I have used too much of my time alive contributing to it

I will post it when it is done for the few strange souls who might be interested

[faunandfloraas]

Jeongin having almost no votes on that poll makes sense to me, not because I think he'd do particularly bad but because I'm utterly certain if he ended up stranded with one of us he'd just up and leave and I wouldn't blame him

[mlobsters]

is mike flanagan the new and improved m night shyamalan but the twist is sadness

[unholyhymns]

my brother in law invited us to go on a ghost tour and since i am tragically immune to being scared by the paranormal i am deploying my angler fish strategy. yes i am very small and vulnerable, come closer. i do look like im about to cry yes. come closer.

[i-am-the-balancing-point]

Letter to the Deceased

I wish you were cold when we found you. Instead you were just you, eyes closed, but with an iron cross through your chest. You were still warm though. Still dressed and put together, like you'd pop up and start talking again. Until you, the only body I'd ever seen was in a coffin, cold as leftovers. If you were cold it would have been easier.

A note, found in the Holland Valley region of Hope County. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County

[akkivee]

the mtr dh and bat seiyuu had their group post 9th live funtime vid released last week and in it:

they played this game where given a set of topics, all nine would have to vote on who fit said topic best!!! if they were chosen, they’d move on to the next round and those not chosen lost the game lol. this would go on until the last two standing!!!

hayami-san chose the topic ‘who is the biggest scaredy-cat??’

all of them decided they would appeal to the theme in order to sway votes lol

sakakihara: ooh me!! 👋 i wake up in the middle of night all the time because i’m scared i’m late for something!!

kawanishi: 👋 so i know we’re on the same team but i’m terrified of kuroda-san 💀

kuroda: HEY NOW 💢

hayama: 👋 haunted houses are waaay to scary to enter~ 🥺🥺🥺

iwasaki: liar!!!!!

hayami: 👋 manjuu buns are terrifying

the program: *this is a manzai reference*

totto: 👋 i’m terrified of showing up to a job and there’s no script reading

everyone: yeah

so they vote lol and the ones who move on to the next round are kijima, totto, kawanishi, iwasaki, kuroda and sakakihara (who amassed four votes total lmao)

all of dh voted for sakakihara-san lmao

hayama-san was the only one who voted for iwasaki-san so when asked why he told him, ‘when we performed division rep battle, any time i try to make eye contact, your eyes dart away lol’

iwasaki:🧍‍♂️

sakakihara: our leader is wildly intense 😅

just as hayama-san started to wrap up round one, hayami-san suddenly flipped his answer to takeuchi-san with a drawing that nearly killed him and here’s my artistic recreation of it

hayami-san kept his original choice of kuroda-san tho lmao

on to round two!!!! iwasaki-san chose the topic ‘who do you think will live the longest??’

kijima: 👋 actually my family all have long life spans!! my grandmother is 102 years old 🙂

totto: it’s true!!! it’s that amazing???

kawanishi: why are you acting like you’re representing the kijima family

sakakihara: 👋 i drink a lot of peach wine!!! (peaches are a fruit of longevity in asian folktales)

kuroda: 👋 i smoke a lot 😎

iwasaki: 👋 i laugh a lot and laughter is always the best medicine!!!!!

kuroda: *gestures to sakakihara-san* we’ll drink to that 😎

iwasaki: how about you kawanishi-san???

kawanishi: me?? yeah i wonder about me…..

they vote lmao and kijima, totto, kawanishi and iwasaki advanced to round three!!!

kuroda: man it looks like our drinking wasn’t good enough for this one 😎😎😎

sakakihara: 😅😅😅

hayama-san, with sakakihara-san supporting the choice in his lead up, chose the topic, ‘out of everyone who has the best ass??’ LOL

for this one, tho only votes from the four finalists count, everyone decided they wanted to vote too so they did lmao

kawanishi-san unintentionally appealed by saying he was wearing a thong under his tight pants lol

kuroda-san voted for himself 😎

hayami-san voted for totto and included more art so here’s another artistic rendition

the winners were both iwasaki-san and kawanishi-san!!!!!

all of bat voted for kawanishi-san lmao like why wouldn’t they when he taps that during what a osaka lmao

kuroda-san tried to piggyback on their victory like osaka has the best asses which prompted hayama-san to bring up bat is the ✨ass✨ division as bad ass temple

tho that doesn’t mean their asses are good since it’s bad ass lmao

hayami: *looking at his pic* you know i should put some underwear on this…………

hayami:

everyone and especially totto: THE UNDERWEAR IS SO HIGH?????

totto: *draws the real length on hayami-san’s pic lmao*

[pzos-amiserableidiot]

was watching tiktok and a video had the song michael in the bathroom playing and I was vicerally reminded of being in middle and high school and mom always mentioning how much I looked like my dad (his name is michael) and how I slowly was able to start noticing it too and whenever I sang the song it reminded me of him and I felt like we were overlapping too often felt like id never be anyone but a shadow or his mirror and then i began learning i was trans and now the song makes me think of him even more (he’s not a bad dad he tells me he’s proud of me and stuff there’s just two really big moments he unknowingly failed and one long continuous one but he loves me and he’s proud and he supports me and he didn’t mean it and ive learned to make that enough) and the weird flashback I got when I heard that song and overlapping with his face and how if I transitioned I almost fear I’d be his clone and yeah Anywyas banger song

[lovequinn]

thinking about the haunting and crying again

[pergaias]

here with a psa that any song can be about the inherent tragedy of old friends if you’re delusional enough about it

[dragqueenpentheus]

ough

[hershelchocolateart]

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