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the fact that Peter knows what a dating sim is very telling too
Gwen Poole has canonically played Monster Girl Quest
#peter is too good at date sims to ever get a bad ending#he has the nerdiest rizz ever seen#man's disgustingly good at flirting#hate you pete#pater parker#spider-man
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âNot my circus, not my monkeysâ⌠Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them#because of course they would#but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught#because then the seagulls descended#but listen okay#Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys#because i dunno#iâm just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle#NPMD#nerdy prudes must die#for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all#Pete Spankoffski#Stephanie Lauter#Richie Lipschitz#Ruth Fleming#Also i donât know why but when it comes to drawing comics#i forget who anatomy is#i seriously donât know her#esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms#Art#fanart#Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you#also im so sorry steph my beloved#i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain#starkid#hatchetfield#//Komic
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wife :)
#peterick#patrick stump#pete wentz#ft. a very blurry background joe + andy :)#fob#fall out boy#fuct#peterickedit#patrickstumpedit#petewentzedit#fobedit#*fob#*#this. this is girltrick. to me.#i kind of hate these and the other ones i made but i NEED dance dance patrick on my page so you (me) get these and nothing else#also wow surprisingly decent quality okayy
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is that what Patrick always says. is it Pete.
#fobedit#peterick#joe trohman#pete wentz#patrick stump#andy hurley#fall out boy#fob#anni edits#pete... i hate these lyrics but you are just so handsome. uwu
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YIPPEEEEE HE WAS SO FUN TO DRAWâźď¸âźď¸âźď¸ kid with the pock marks on his face <3
#if you see that i completely redrew tolkien bc i drew him yesterday & i really didn't wanna draw yesterday#& i hated how he looked#then no you didn't#pete thelman#sp pete#south park fanart#my art#tolkien black#sp tolkien#sp goth kids
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Cal will be like: âWe both know what happens when I stay in one place too longâ Gotta keep that low profile so the Empire doesnât find usâ
Also Cal to every stranger he sees: Hi Iâm Cal Kestis. Oh and this is BD-1
#my boy is so stupid and I love him#like.. my dude please stop loudly introducing yourself by nameâ#youâre a wanted âjedi terroristâ for peteâs sake#heâs too pure sometimes#Heâs just like âyeah hi Iâm that ginger jedi the empire hates so muchâ#and this is my one of a kind droid Iâm always with which makes me even more identifiable if literally giving you my name didnât tip you off#star wars#jedi survivor#jedi fallen order#cal kestis#video games#jedi#halfblood talks
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Pete posted another live photo of himself apparently taken by Patrick (cos YOU CAN HEAR HIM GIGGLING!!!)
#fall out boy#fob#patrick stump#pete wentz#peterick#i hate gay people#the only thing gayer than taking a picture of your boyfriend and posting it on your social media is#letting him take a picture of you asking him airdrop it to your phone then post it on your social media#china tour
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Joe trohman, my dream girl
#they could never make me hate you.#I love you mr joe trohman#s1ushyz#fall out boy#fob#joe trohman#andy hurley#pete wentz#patrick stump
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dance dance! weâre falling apart to halftime!
(reblogs greatly appreciated!!!!)
EDIT: this is now available as a print in my ko-fi shop! link here [x]
alternate versions and commentary under the cut!
about the piece: this is my first time ever attempting to draw a backâand LET ME TELL YOU. I STRUGGLED. took me a solid 2 hours to figure it outâeven then I had to go physically put down the iPad and go on a walk three separate times because I was so frustrated. the things I do to make fob fanart. if youâre confused by the pose, I originally meant for the figure to be laying down, but now itâs more intended to be as though the figure is leaning on something (most likely the headboard of a bed????)âalthough, the pose was kind of an afterthought as I really just needed to make a lot of space to add in the text (which, as always, is hand lettered except for the âdance dance, fall out boyâ)
about the song: dance dance is one of my favorite fall out boy songs, if not my favorite fob song, but I think itâs important to acknowledge the slightly misogynistic undertones of the song. im not saying that the song is misogynistic, nor that fall out boy is misogynistic, but rather that the song was released in 2005 and as a society, weâve grown in terms of how we speak about women in pop culture. a lot of media, specifically songs from the 2000s (ESPECIALLY emo songs, im looking at you âI write sinsâ) had this kind of borderline misogynistic tone that is not in any way okay (Im not trying to justify it!!) but was unfortunately normalized.
as an afab person, I love this song, I love this LINE specifically (âwhy donât you show me the little bit of spine youâve been saving for his mattress, love?â goes SO HARD for me), and I think my immense enjoyment of the song doesnât prevent me from talking about how it fits into misogynistic culture (esp of the 2000s) and it does not mean i accept it
(but also, I donât really listen to the lyrics of the song anywayâeveryone say thank you to Patrick Stumpâs enunciation)
anyway thatâs it k byeeeeeee (and go stream fall out boy!)
p.s. I forgot to add my watermark so for the sake of me not wanting to go back and edit it in pls donât repost with credit please and thank yew ?????
#fall out boy#fob#fall out boy fanart#fob fanart#dance dance#from under the cork tree#from under the cork tree fanart#fanart#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#GOD I love this song I love cork tree UGH#pete wentz#andy hurley#patrick stump#joe trohman#bandom#<- still hate that name#fall out boy you will always be famous#xoxo my art#1k
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the insane thing about pete saying patrick is made up of kittens, saturdays, first kisses etc on the public internet in front of millions in 2006 is that he was talking about a man who chokeslammed him against their van, kicked him in the balls, and regularly assaulted him with fists like the worldâs most talented human gremlin just for being annoying. and then continued to do that for ten or more years. what iâm saying is true love
#p2 is like what if there was a boy you hated so much and also loved more than anyone else in the world#and i eat that shit up#peterick#yes this is propaganda vote#pete wentz#patrick stump#p2
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This is related to one of my fic ideas, but all you need to know is that Bradley and Jake have four kids that Mav didn't know about until he saw them all together first day in the Hard Deck because he and Bradley haven't been talking
When they come back from the mission, they don't talk talk for a while, there's so much happening in the med bay and then Jake, Bradley's husband Mav hadn't even known existed three weeks ago, is always with him.
Then Ice is in the hospital, still, and Bradley comes to visit but they don't really talk either. They don't ask about the kids, but Bradley himself volunteers that they wouldn't be able to visit the hospital anyway because children are not allowed on the wards.
Finally, Ice comes home and Bradley and Mav talk.
And then, the next afternoon, Bradley comes with their two youngest, a seventeen-month-old baby boy called PJ and two a half-year-old girl named Ronnie. And they each get to hold a baby.
It's something else.
The babies are cute enough that Mav can almost ignore they're half Hangman.
The real surprise, though, is the twins.
Tommy and Nicky (no, Mav is not jealous that all Bradley's father figures but him have a kid named after them, not a lot, anyway, he gets that Bradley was really angry with him) are almost six, identical to the smallest detail, clothes and hairstyles included, and somehow Bradley, Hangman and Jake's mom (who takes care of the kids when the boys work) still can tell them apart.
They are loud and bouncy and so energetic and yet, the minute Bradley walks them through his front door, both the girls both hide behind Hangman's â their other dad, his Bradley's husband, Mav still can't get over it â legs, so shy.
And Mav haven't been around kids in so long, he doesn't know what to do.
And it takes a minute but eventually one of them â he really can't tell them apart â asks, 'who is that?' and Bradley wriggles her onto his knee and pointing a bit at Mav, says, "This is your grandpa, baby. you think you can try saying hi?"
And Mav, no matter how hard he tries, can't blink away the tears.
Because it only settled just now â that this all means, Bradley forgiving him, talking to them again, inviting them to his house, introducing them to his family, to his kids; this all means Mav is a grandpa.
(Mav cries again, weeks later, when he finds out PJ stands for Peter Jacob â even though he still can't believe Jacob 'Hangman' Seresin is the other father of his grandchildren and his son-in-law.)
#look i think mav either adores hangman or hates hangman depending on circumstances#no in between#Ice does not like him *ever* but he's better at not showing it#thank you tumblr user @indybob for reminding me this was in my draft with your grandpa mav post#mavdad#hangster#implied icemav#pete maverick mitchell#bradley rooster bradshaw
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Kinktober Day 6 - Cockwarming
pairing: pete âmaverickâ mitchell x f!reader
cw: instructor!mav, student x teacher relationship, power imbalance, angst if you squint?, age gap, office sex, oral sex (m receiving), penetration, cockwarming
word count: 1875
kinktober masterlist here.
18+ ONLY | MINORS DNI
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It takes Maverick about a minute to notice you standing in the doorway to his office. Heâs swamped with paperwork, his pen nearly running out of ink at the scrabbling heâs been doing the past couple of hours. It seems youâd both ended up with irritable days, hence the reason you found yourself here in the first place.
It was late, thank God, and no one was really around anymore and you really didnât feel like leaving base and spending the rest of the evening sulking alone at home. You knew that Captain Mitchell was staying in late, knew that if you didnât wander in to see him, you might not see him at all over the next couple of days.
It was a bad habit he had. He gave you too much space.Â
âLieutenant,â he greets you now, a small smile curving the end of his mouth at the sight of you.
You ignore his propriety, stepping inside and shutting the door behind you. You try to match his smile. âHi, Mav.â
He immediately drops the act. Eyes darting from you to the closed door, he asks in a hushed voice, âWhat are you doing?âÂ
You approach his desk, your failed smile replaced by a frown. You want to hug him. You want him to hug you, you mean. To make it all better. Youâre not sure how to ask for that, though.
âJust wanted to see you,â you say instead, curious hands reaching for the objects on his desk.Â
He doesnât break eye contact as he takes each object from your hands, placing them back in their spot as you move them. âIâve got a lot of work to do, sweetheart.â
Your heart sinks a little at the rejection, and he seems to notice the disappointment cross your face.Â
âCome here,â he says then, beckoning you over with a single nod.
You step behind the desk and into his space, leaning down to meet him for a kiss. Itâs risky; you didnât lock the door and the blinds arenât fully shut, but the kiss lasts maybe two seconds. Itâs fine.
Mav smiles and looks up at you with a soft glint in his eyes, the one that reads Iâll see you soon, okay? Itâs the look he gives you every time he sneaks out of your house, or drops you off. Youâve started to dread it. Thereâs so much uncertainty that comes with it. Every single time you see him after that affectionate look, heâs just your instructor again. The affection is gone and youâre never sure when itâll return. It doesnât matter how much you ache for him.Â
Boy, how badly you ache for him now. A kiss is never enough.
Youâre almost going to swallow your pride and leave his office, seemingly satisfied with the one little kiss, until your eyes land on his lap. Then at his paperwork, then at the door.
He cocks an eyebrow, curious.
Fuck. You slowly stride over to the door, battling with your choices, but decide you have no intention of leaving.Â
âWhââ Maverick sits up straight at the sound of the door locking, and then watches as you move towards the windows to start shutting the blinds all the way. âWhat are you doing?â
âI wanna try something,â you say confidently, like he already gave you permission.
âTry something?â
âMhm.â You shut the last set, take a step back to make sure theyâre all closed and then turn your attention to him again. âBlinds shut, door locked. I think youâve left for the day.â
He opens his mouth to protest, but nothing comes out. He drops his pen instead, tilting his head as he tries to figure out what it is youâre planning.
He sort of gets an idea when he notices your eyes scanning his side of the desk.
âBaby, I do have a lot of work to do.â
You smile. âAnd if I promise you wonât get your hands dirty? At all?â
Mav chuckles, shakes his head like itâs the most absurd idea heâs ever heard. It might be, you think, but itâs something you can pull off. The door is locked, after all.
âI think weâd be really stupid if we tried,â he admits, though his smile doesnât falter.
âYou donât have to do anything,â you reiterate. âI just want to sit there. You can continue working.â
Itâs like he opens his mouth to protest again, but then his lips press together instead, and he beckons you toward him with a nod like before.
Excitement fills you as he scoots his chair back to grant you access.
Itâs hard to get on your knees in the cramped space underneath the desk, so you have to urge Mav to move his chair back with a gentle push to his legs. He complies, does his best to make as much room for you as he can. You find that youâre sort of shaky when your fingers pry at the button on his jeans, so he helps you with that, too. The position is slightly ridiculous, the chair a little higher than it should be, so you end up on your haunches when you pull his cock out of his briefs, and then sort of yank his garments down with your other hand for easier access.Â
His eyes are still nervously peering at the closed blinds, making sure there arenât any shapes or sounds coming from behind them, but you ease his worries when you take his shaft into your mouth. Thereâs no time to prolong this, so you get right to it; you take him in as much as you can, using a hand to stroke him at the same time. His knuckles are white from gripping the arms of his chair as he hardens in your mouth. Stifled groans leave his lips, filthy wet ones coming from yours.Â
He throws his head back in silent satisfaction when you swirl your tongue around the tip, and accidentally groans out loud when you dip your head and trace your tongue down, and then back up his frenulum.
The noise he makes reminds you that youâre not supposed to make him cum here, that this is something different, and you pull back after a minute or so. Maverick is biting down hard on his lip, watches as you stand up off your haunches and immediately work your pants off. He shifts in his seat, positions himself as best he can for you.
With your pants completely off and kicked aside, you grab onto his shoulders and mount yourself atop his lap. Hovering above him, you reach down to grab him and line yourself up with him the best you can; usually he would do that for you but you did promise he wouldnât have to get his hands dirty.Â
âNo moving,â you prompt, exhaling softly at the feel of his tip against your slit.
You whimper at the stretchâit stings just a little from lack of foreplayâbut gradually sink onto him little by little. You let your body accommodate him, feel yourself growing wetter around him before you sink any lower. He tenses up, tries to minimize his reaction by gritting his teeth. The long groan that leaves his mouth is inevitable when you fully slip onto his lap, his cock buried inside you to the hilt. Christ, this is gonna be harder than you thought.
He seems to think so too, as his grip around your waist tightens slightly. âSweetheart, I donâtâI donât think this is such a good idea,â he groans.
âJust get back to work,â you whisper, arms wrapping around his shoulders.
His hands leave your waist to resume his task, but his breathing remains heavy near your ear. You relax into him, face buried in the crook of his neck, breathing him in. Youâve got your hug. This is all you wanted today.
Maverick scoots his chair forward as best he can, picks up his pen and shuffles through his papers.Â
You try not to clench around him, a very difficult problem when he scoots forward slightly a second time, his balls rubbing up into your clit. You try to focus on something else, on his scent, past him at the frames on the wall, on the bits of light coming in through the blinds.
A minute passes.
Two minutes pass.
Three, and Mav still hasnât touched pen to paper yet, clearly dazed by the situation. His eyes skim over the words heâs already written instead, trying to give his brain an idea on where to get started again.Â
He wants to move very badly. Itâs a terrible itch he needs to scratch.
He starts to think that this is maybe a form of torture. You try not to think much of it, try to pretend this is the hug you were here for, and it sort of works. Sort of. His cock prods at a very delicious spot inside you the more he begins to shift his hips, and it becomes harder and harder to stay still.
Itâs when you hear his pen drop and roll across the desk that you realize Maverick is not so fond of your idea. Get back to work how, he must be thinking, and God, you hope heâs not frustrated that this whole ordeal probably just set him back.Â
If he is, he doesnât show it, instead wrapping his arms around you and inadvertently rolling his hips underneath you. You gasp, taken by sudden surprise, clasping a hand over your mouth when his hips jerk a second time.
âMav,â you whisper. âI saidâfuck, I said no moving.â
He scoffs, bows his head to lazily kiss at your collarbone. âYouâre killing me. Iâll never go back to work like this.â
You bite back a moan. âI promised you wouldnât get your hands dirty. I just wanted to sit heââ
He shuts you up with a sharp, fully intended snap of his hips. His arms drop to cup the bottom of your thighs, and neither of you care anymore after the first stroke. The sound of skin meeting skin fills the room and itâs hard not to make any additional noise, suppressing your moans into little whines instead. Maverick starts fucking into you as if it were the first time, as if heâd never felt something so good before.Â
Neither of you last very long.
Maverickâs thrusts get sloppy when youâre both seconds away, his tiring pace beginning to stumble. Heâs smart enough to take you in for a deep kiss when you both cum at the same time, your quiet, high-pitched noises trapped in between your mouths. He continues kissing you through your unplanned orgasm, tongue licking against yours.
When he pulls back, youâre both panting heavily, savoring the glow.Â
He helps you off of him eventually. Your legs are a little sore and shaky, and you clumsily stumble back against his desk. Maverickâs good reflexes prevent your fall, an arm around your waist, and you avoid landing on his messy stack of paperwork. You canât help but snicker at how absurd this really was.
Maverick, on the other hand, has a smirk on his face at the sight of you propped over his desk.
#SORRY SORRY SORRY#i hate being late but unfortunately i ran out of time#top gun#top gun: maverick#top gun maverick#top gun maverick fanfic#top gun maverick fic#top gun fanfic#top gun fic#top gun maverick x reader#pete mitchell x reader#pete mitchell#maverick x reader#maverick x you#pete maverick mitchell x reader#top gun 1986#mav#kinktober 2023#tom cruise x reader#top gun headcanons#*
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Brother bonding(?)
#donât you hate it when ur baby brother cheats at uno#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#tgwdlm#npmd#i'm sorry your face is so horribly drawn Ted the beloved bastard#art#I like to imagine anytime Ted was around baby Pete pestered him to play with him#but some how pete kicks his ass everytime#the guy who didnât like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#Nightmare time#Hatchetfield#just a haha funny doodle :0
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Hi are you up for a messy scene analysis thing
Ofc it's this scene who do you think I am
I've been wanting to do this for God knows how long but I never had the balls and neither the words to (still don't) but I wanna try to properly talk about this scene. My primal instinct is to sit here and tell you how much this 30 second scene changed the trajectory of these characters in the next movies, how it made their friendship grow and develop and how much of a storytelling lesson it is (oh the so so deep understanding you need to have of your characters to have them say things so vaguely and still express exactly what they mean). I could also go down the emotional and subjective road and ramble about how much it means to me and how I resonate with it, but I've done that at least 837382 times and I think everyone knows it by now đ so!!! Let's get to the real thing
(I'm trying to keep it as analytical and straightforward as possible but please note that this is my favorite scene that's ever existed so neutrality is not really a possibility)
Rocket is a brat. He's restless, he's loud, he's always puffing up his chest and yelling at someone and picking fights with the wind cuz it was blowing in a way he didn't like and he's just an overall bastard. In this scene, though, we see him inside out. His head is low, his shoulders are slumped, he has his tail between his knees and he looks tired. He speaks quietly (curiously like he doesn't want anybody else to hear him), he's not deliberately insulting anyone and he's just..... defeated??
Up until that point I don't think we ever got to see Rocket like that. From what the movies have shown us he'd never had to. But in the past few days that led to this, Rocket had stolen batteries for no apparent reason (which we'll later learn whyđ), ruined their ship, got literally kidnapped by Ravagers, blew up a creepy planet-guy-thing and oh my god attended his friend's dad's funeral. At least half of these things were directly or indirectly his fault and he knows it.
I don't think he ever doubted it was (we see it earlier in the movie when the Guardians leave to "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac and Rocket scowls and winces like he either stepped in a pile of shit or got hit in the face by regret), but he still argued with Peter even knowing he was in the wrong just to keep up apparences or hold on to a little thread of pride when he was already feeling ashamed for being caught red-handed stealing shit he didn't need AND destroying their ship etc etc, and he just kinda fucked up big time. And I think that's (besides the general exhaustion of parenting a tree and fighting a planet and Yondu's death) is what got him so devastated in that scene.
Ofc Yondu played an extremely important role in that. He was the one to open Rocket's eyes, to give him some sort of reality check and show him the only thing isolation is ever gonna bring him is regret and bitterness (or, in other words, Yondu). Rocket is most of all hopeless and tired and just sad like that because he knows he hurt his friends. He knows he's chasing them away, that he yells at them, that he's always mean and that he steals batteries he doesn't need. He knows he's not awesome to put up with and seeing what happened to Yondu and his former friends probably made him terrified it'd happen to him and the Guardians too. He's stuck in this cycle of pushing them away with everything he can (and we could get into all his trauma regarding betrayal and death and literally endless other things but it's all very clear at this point) and he knows patience doesn't last forever. He's just scared, he feels bad and he's tired.
Now on the other hand we have Quill. He's also destroyed, he lost two fathers (3 if you count what Ego could've been, what he wanted him to be), basically relived his mother's death and had to watch literally every single one of them die. He's also scared and tired, yes, but all he has left is this unstable family of weird idiots who are learning how to show care and he's... pretty much fine with it. He wants it.
And when what Rocket's saying clicks, when he realizes who he's talking about, Quill, who's usually all smirks and teasing and bickering and name-calling, looks at his best friend like this,
because
(From vol 2 script!! Won't even try to comment on that last part before Quill's last line but I also really like that Peter just "shakes his head" over and over like he's just barely listening until he realizes what Rocket really means cuz it also shows a lot about his character. He's naturally a little slow and downright stupid when it comes to this kind of hidden emotional thing and he's also exhausted and depressed from everything that happened and STILL he stops and just. Sees Rocket, and sees Yondu.)
He's not doing well. He's probably sore and hurt and sad and miserable and yet he takes his sweet time to look down at Rocket, let go of his resentment from before and see right through him. In order to understand this scene it's important to remember he most likely doesn't know what Yondu told Rocket at all, he doesn't know anything they said to each other and how Yondu showed him they're mirrors. He doesn't know any of that. He just knows his best friend and his father and how much they resemble each other. He puts up with Rocket's bullshit because he knows how to deal with Yondu.
He could've just ignored him or pretended he didn't know what he was talking about. He could've made Rocket swallow his pride and "teach him a lesson" by making him say what he means without hiding behind metaphors and vague self-deprecation, because Rocket was probably vulnerable and defeated enough to be honest in that moment. And yet, he just looks at his friend, who's usually a loud and mean and restless brat, and is now staring at the floor with his ears droopy and his tail between his knees, and just says, as a form of reassurance and tenderness that's just as subtle and shy as Rocket's insecurities, "Well, of course not."
(The kind and soft and sweet DETERMINATION on his face tho like no!!! No we're not ditching you even though you suck I'm!!! Serious!!!!)
#this is#this is about a 28 second scene#and it has eight p EIGHT PAGES???!!!!???#people dont say âi like this thingâ anymore no they write 8 page essays abt it#also i love Quill's not just like âoh nah manâ#its a full on OF COURSE not. like undoubtedly and unquestionably youre NOT chasing us away and we dont hate you#normal behavior of a normal person (who is me because i am very normal)#gotg#rocket raccoon#peter quill#yondu udonta#guardians of the galaxy#rocky and pete#BATTERIES!!!
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"When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife. And when you think about me, all of those years ago, you're standing face to face with 'I told you so.' You know I hate to say 'I told you so.' You know I hate to say, but, I told you so."
#good luck babe#this song is my new obsession#it's so mav#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#you know i hate to say#but this is canon!icemav
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had a lovely convo abt patricks support of trans folks yesterday and felt compelled 2 draw something abt it
#this is a drawing i need to post and never look at again i dont hate it i am just SO sick of it#maybe i hate it a little. but i also like it#pete i will always draw you like an anime vampire#anyway#fall out boy#fob#patrick stump#pete wentz#joe trohman#andy hurley#andy ur tattoos entrance me but if i ever have to draw them again i cant promise i'll survive#this has so many tags im sorry#my stuff#fob fanart
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