#elias woodstone

[howfrightening]

CBS Ghosts + Tweets/Textposts

[mooncalf87]

Alright I would like to touch on the topic that is Elias and Hetty just having an actual mummy laying around.

This is completely historically accurate, no joke.

The upper class of the gilded age ate mummy's as a delicacy, and they were also prescribed as medicine. They only really stopped eating them when the supply of mummies got so low that they just. Couldn't. Anymore. That's part of the reason why mummys are such a big thing now, because there arnt many left. BECAUSE THE VICTORIANS FUCKING ATE THEM ALL.

I go deeper into the topic under the cut if ur interested

People eating acient Egyptian mummy's started as far back as 12th century Europe. It was believed that they had properties that could cure ailments, from commen stuff like headaches all the way up to the fucking plauge.

At medicine and apothecary shops, ground up mummy's were sold for five hundred years. It wasn't just with mummy's either, people believed things like if you drank healthy blood you would be cured of blood diseases. Hence- eat a ground up mummy's skull and boom no more headaches.

Human fat was made into candles, bones were mixed with molasses, I could go on. The last recorded medical prescription for cannibalism was in 1908, just shy of being only 120 years ago.

Organs stolen from victims of Chinese prisons, body snatching taking its crave on 19 century America and Europe, mummys being stolen out of their resting places in Egypt- these are just a few examples but I could go on and on.

[emmi-kat]

Suuuuuper messed up that Hetty's husband and then, over a hundred years later, her boy-toy were both assumed to have run off and started new lives when in reality they died within yards (probably) of each other and within yards of where she died, too.

[ghostsshitpost]

Hetty’s Ghost Power

Ok so I’ve been thinking a lot (dangerous I know) abut Hetty’s ghost power and, please correct me if I’m wrong but, have we ever seen someone walk through her?

I honestly can’t think of a single time that’s happened and she’s always hyper aware of where people are and is the one that pulls ghost away from people paths.

It would be super interesting if her power is like Issac, Flower, and Elias and she never discovered it because she didn’t want to get walked through.

[radioactivecowgirl]

sorry guys i just now got furlough from hell:/

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[hettywoodstonenumber1fan]

Hetty should get to punch Elias. As a treat

[frankidacre]

Did a double binge of WWDITS and CBS Ghosts and I’m compelled to say that Laszlo’s dad and Elias Woodstone would get along disturbingly well 💀

[h-monayy]

Just saw a youtube shorts comment saying that Elias took Hetty’s last name bc in the flashback her father still calls her Henrietta Woodstone before shes married . Ill be thinking about this and just wanted to put that out here for everyone else

[xxbrightshadowxx]

CBS Ghosts Hotel Au

Here’s a synopsis of an au I’ve had for Ghosts for quite a while:

Samantha Woodstone, determined to get her bed and breakfast on the map, agrees to host a big event which the hosts will play handsomely. Problem? She has two weeks to prepare and needs a new head chief. She soon meets the perfect candidate, Jay Arondekar, an excellent chief however how long will it take before her boss and employee relationship take a turn?

Meanwhile, checking into the bed and breakfast is newly divorced dad Pete Martino and his daughter Laura, wanting to spend time with her before she moved off for college. His daughter, however worried that her dad may never find love again after her mom. Fortunately, the odds turn into her favor as her father pines over entertainer/singer, Alberta Hayes. A woman with a determination to get out of a contract with her manger/cheating bootlegger boyfriend and away from her creepy stalker.

Elsewhere, Issac Higgintoot tries to become co-manger at the hotel, however Nigel Chessum, an old British rival from his years in law school. As their friendly rivalry continues as they fight for the job, Isaac makes a discovery about himself he wasn’t prepared for. The question reminds, will Nigel feel the same?

Native American, Sasappis, is determined to get the spotlight as head performer at the BNB. To get an okay from Sam, he must perform a groundbreaking story, requiring him to find a muse. As the week progresses, he reunites with an old childhood friend and crush of his, Shiki, he believes he finds his muse. Unfortunately, he meets Jessica, one of the two new interns. He soon finds himself in one of his favorite tropes of all, the love triangle.

Looking to reconnect with his son, Thor agrees to a job as security guard at the BNB. As he sees his son again and his grandchildren, Thor struggles to overcome his prejudice beliefs to be a part of his son’s life again. Fortunately for him, he meets former cult member and hippie, Susan ‘Flower’ Montero. As he spends more time with her, determined to let go of his hot-headed behavior, he soon realizes his feelings for her go far beyond platonical.

Finally, the host of the event Elias and Hetty Wood along with their son Thomas, stay at the hotel for Elias and Hetty to renew their vows. Hetty just can’t wait for this to be over, tired of her stale marriage. However, she meets young, finance bro, Trevor Leftkowitz. The young man, desperate to get teenage girl, Stephine to stop hitting on him, he and Hetty set up a strangers with benefits situation. As time past though and the ceremony comes up, Hetty wonders if staying married to Elias is truly worth it.

Unbeknownst to the majority, an evil scheme created by Elias lurks around. A plan made to steal ownership of the BNB and ruin Sam’s life.

Through friendship, change, and love, these strangers’ lives all intertwined in the span of just two weeks. The only question left is, will love triumph or will they be left miserable?

I may or may not write a fic of this. I don’t know yet.

[stargirlshojo]

i HATE when people write about any hetty ship and slip in some thing about how elias was good in bed or something bro the man 100% didn’t believe in women being able to orgasm what are you talking about go to jail

[pearlcaddy]

#facts

CBS Ghosts "Weekend from Hell"

[malewifejay]

au where elias and hetty swap places

elias has been out and about as a ghost while hetty was the one trapped in the vault

idk if i’ll do anything with this idea but if anyone wants to steal it go ahead!!!

[mooncalf87]

"I like to imagine that it was slow and agonizing- his hungry lungs crying out for air that would not come."

Oh. My. God.

[emmi-kat]

Not ironically, but I think Carol and Elias will be endgame.

They are both so awful and horned up. It's a match made in Hell.

[ghostsshitpost]

Saw this posted on Matt Walsh’s insta today and I NEED an interaction/altercation between Trevor and Elias. We were ROBBED last time

Picture it!

-Trevor defending Hetty, maybe even punching Elias

-Elias mentioning Trevor’s lack of pants and Hetty defending him

-Elias calling Trevor Hettys boy toy

The possibilities are endless but FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD LET THIS MEAN H-MONEY IS BACK IN BUSINESS

[thatmultifandomchick]

Pete: You tricked me!

Elias: No, I merely deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.