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[kurama voice] to think they could one day be in-laws 🤭
#kazuma kuwabara#hiei#and kuramas there too LOL#yyh#yu yu hakusho#yyh meme#they may become brothers one day but theyll still be little shits to each other <3#dont let it fool you tho they care about each other SO much. team urameshi found family inseparable#hiei ''i hate kuwabara'' my ass. tsundere ass bitch. HES YOUR FRIEEEND YOUR BRO. YOU CANT HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE#lie all you want. everyone knows. you little fool
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#rat#hate him <3#bro tryina be intimidating n shit but goodsir does not give a fuck <3#not ship btw#🤚❌#my art#the terror#cornelius hickey#harry goodsir#sorry another video i need to put these somewhere#solomon tozer#i hope Hickey gets mad cow disease and dies
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he wanted to grow old with jack 😐😐😐😐 even if jack couldn’t grow old with him 😐😐😐😐😐😐
#you’ll see me die of old age SHUT UPPPPPPP#bro doomed himself with this line btw#torchwood#ianto jones#captain jack harkness#janto#i hate stupid gayass shows why do they do this shit to me#then he says they better make the most of it ?!!!!??!!#he’s not even saying like Oh You’ll Still Be Alive By The Time I’m Old And Dying#he’s literally saying I Want To Make The Most Of My Time With You Until I Die Of Old Age#SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP#i haven’t even finished s3 i’m still in the middle of this episode i just. had to post about it#update: finished season 3#i am going to end everything. goodbye#❤️#ianto you did not deserve that
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cannot stand yn in fics that be doin alot..like yall get what i mean ?? like you just gotta sit there n think "ugh girl you doin tm.."
#its like..okay girl#when they be too overly embarrassed like where tf do you thiink you are ??#this is not a shoujo manga bro like i cant not rn like JUS FUCK HIM#cash rants#cash speaks <3#cash is just talkin'#cash is rambling !#cash is mad#cash is tired#TIIIEEEED#OR LIKE A SPECIFIC YN that like#cares way too much about what the love interest DGAF ABOUT#like he dc that yall r friends why should you FUCK FUCK FCUK#he just told you he wants to marry you and you still worried about this 'but youre my bff for ever :(((" bullshit like AAAGAHAHAH#like i kinda get it but bitch also idgaf just fuck him LIKE YOU'RE DOIN TMMMMMM#its like yall do all this couple shit but the only thing ur missing is the label...WHO CARESSSSSS#its lowkey my guilty pleasure tho i don't ACTUALLY hate this tho#..SLOWBURN ON THE OTHER HAND--
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the fact mostly everybody is upset with the style of the new trailer and im just like YIPPEE
#i feel so out of place rn#i thought it looked nice#a little goofy with some characters but it is NOT as cartoony as most people claim#'its overwatch style!1111!!!' im gonna to skin you alive#somebody was upset that varric was in it but not fenris and im like bro#i want him in it too but BFFR#why would they NOT use varric lol?#the introductions and shit were kind of goofy and stuff but omg#these mfers are acting like thats the ENTIRE game#i was trying to avoid leaks for the game but tbh#unless theyve changed the art style since the leaked screenshots it doesnt look the same to me#AND THERES BIG FUCKING TEXT AT THE BOTTOM THAT SAYS 'GAME ENGINE FOOTAGE. NOT ALL IMAGES APPEAR IN GAME'#maybe i really do like all the games in a series that everybody else hates lol#tlou 2. borderlands 3. dragon age inquisiton.#and now probably dragon age the veilguard lol#kwyoz.txt#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age dreadwolf
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THEYRE DONE. TBEYRE DONE.
I HAATTEEE THIS FUCKERR IM NEVER FULLY DRAWING AND COLORING THEM AGAIN. AHDHAHSB I will probably redesign her in due time but I'm sooooo soo eepy also there's a chance there's no school tmrw but it's not certain PRAY FOR ME YALL
(Yapping and wings under the cut)
anyways umm. Lore. Or something. Yeah
Bro is an alicorn experiment 🔥 from zigo's au it's sooo fire u should check it out..
I do not have much lore thought out but what I do have is! Quite silly!! Their magic fluctuates and they don't have very good control over it and it feels super weird for her to use it so she just tends not to use it most of the time. Imagine wild magic from dnd.. that basically.. :3
They have a similar physical structure to like Celestia and Luna. Except like bro is built Different (/neg). His limbs feel too long and lanky and they stumble and trip a lot when walking. They feel too tall and just really confused a lot of the time.
Extremely bad hearing cuz the inner workings of her ears are real fucked up from having wings instead of ears. Like the muscles and way they move and the fact that there probably shouldn't be wings on her head.
Good eyesight with all the eyes but it's really overwhelming with so many angles of sight. Like lots of imput at once yknow. They prefer dimly lit areas and ummm uhh yea silly goose idk. I have so much I wanna yap about but idk how to word things :( he tends to keep all but 1 pair of eyes closed at once, or sometimes just all of them. She does have control of each individual one though it takes a lot of concentration to focus on them all, especially with all the sensory input, so they just keep em closed normally.
They don't know what their og cutie mark was, or if she had one at all, but the eclipse was not it. He's not sure what this new cutie mark is supposed to mean, as full eclipses are yk really rare and they've never seen one
They have a really soft voice that sound pretty ambiguous (idk if that's the word if not pls correct me sob). And it's also kinda choppy with words and has odd pauses in the middle of sentences. When in conversation she prefers to listen to other people talk instead of being the talker. I love them sm..
I'm soooo so scared to post this but I've gotta I need to be free of this curse bro I'm struggling 😭 😭 get out of my head u silly billy smh
Oh also also ignore the swirly eyes on the doodles I forgot to erase the swirls mb
Oh also also also here's the wings (no eyes)
#mlp oc#body horrow cw#body horror#:3#stitch art#art#alicorn experiments#sorry chat i blacked out and drew a new oc and yapped random shit about them my bad it will probably happen again#kinda hate the design btw. i just drew them and bro already needs a redesign...
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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Am I crazy yes or no...
#samething#different fonts#i swear#who wore it better ahhh#like bro#rwby#i think i lowkey hate it#rwby qrow#genshin impact#genshin wriothesley#i don't give two farts about genshin#i just loaded up the game after 3 years i know JACK SHIT about this guy#so im sorry if this is like total blasphemy
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There are four main types of Batfam fans in regard to how people interpret Bruce Wayne as a dad (/Joking. This is mostly satire and should not be taken seriously):
Fans that think Bruce is emotionally constipated and isn't the best at being a parent but still tries (Differs per person). Don't necessarily think he's absuive but thinks he can be toxic or have unhealthy expectations for the Robins. Can smell the Oldest Daughter Syndrome coming from Dick and have Family Line (By Conan Gray) as their top song on their Dick inspired playlist and Daddy Issues (By The Neighbourhood) for Jason.
Fans that choose to believe Bruce goes to therapy in their own canon. Love B:WFA. Thinks the comic can be cheesy at times and so find a balance between B:WFA Bruce and Please Go To Therapy BruceTM as their middle ground. He struggles. They advocate that Bruce is not a bad parent, he just has bad writers that seem to forget Bruce wouldn't hurt kids, especially not his own. Love the humane moments and scenes he has in BTAS and the early JL cartoons. He may not be perfect but he's not literally abusive. Whores for Bruce being able to admit when he is wrong and for Jason and Bruce reconciling. I recommend Grow As We Go by Ben Platt for this one.
A mix between the first two. Was fine-ish when Dick was younger. Didn't help him in the healthiest way but eh. Still emotionally constipated but that happened more so after Dick left and Jason died. Started getting better when Tim came back but was still closed off. Should probably go to therapy with the kids so they can drag his ass about all the things he's done that have actually affected them negatively. Understands his mistakes and is also able to admit when he's wrong, eventually. It's not easy but he starts to do better and learns to be more emotionally available. Still has to get chewed out by Alfred sometimes but definitely better than he used to be and it shows. Reconciliation is slow and gradual but progress is made for everyone involved.
The one's I personally avoid for my own sanity and wellbeing:
Think Bruce is a complete bastard and abuser. Want him to choke. Hate any and all interpretations of him. Some of which will refuse to understand how anyone could have a different interpretation. Will point out comics where, in all fairness, he is a dick but forget that characterisation can significantly differ from one series to the next, as comic characters are constantly passed around to different writers and have been for decades. Not to mention movies, shows, etc.
#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Batfam#Batdad#I'm not tagging everyone in the Batfam I can't be assed#Sorry there's like 500#Bruce has a child for every mental disorder he has#Dick is his ADHD. Jason is his C-PTSD. Tim is his Anxiety. Cass is his OCD. Damian is his Autism.#Like bro the therapist is RIGHT there#You have the money just GO#I am a mix of 2 and 3 tbh but more so 2 because he is my comfort fictional father figure. I already have a shit dad irl#I'm not dealing with it in my favourite media too#Type 4 fans scare me I lowkey see so many people like that and I'm like. If the block button wasn't free. I'd be in debt by now#I get that you saw Tom Kings work. So did I. I hate that fuck. But I personally prefer the scene of him in JL with Ace on the swings#Or the one with him playing with shape block toys with a baby whilst Supes and WW handle the questioning#Or when he hugs literally any of his kids#Or the one of him and Jason watching a movie and eating popcorn when Jason's ill. And they have the picture of them posing#Or when he cried in Flashpoint over the letter his dad left him because the little boy in him needed that#Plus any time Bruce and Clark interact as Best Friends. The Golden Age comics where they were basically Dick's gay dads 💀#But yeah. I could make a poll from this tbh.#This is a generalisation on purpose genuinely do not take it seriously#If I see ANY disclosure. It's delete and block on sight#Bruh I'm still recovering from the notes of my Fallout 4 John Hancock in a Drag Race outfit crossover post#I know it sounds like I'm being paranoid but that's because I am. You have not seen the things I have seen in my notes#You do not know of the wars I have fought of over ghoul dicks and high heels#I have seen things I can never burn from my vision. Read things I will never have the mercy of forgetting#Over silly little shitposts. Lmao. Anyway. Here. Have some food.
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NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????
anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3
#WHAT ARE THEY EVEN HATING???? THE THREE LINES ABOUT HER WE GET TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY SHE IS???? TF???#AT LEAST SOME HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT THEY HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHES WRITTEN SO HORRIBLY IN FANFICS#YEAH CAUSE ALL THE DRACO SUCK UPS NEED TO GET HIS ACTUAL WONDERFUL WIFE OUT THE WAY TO SELF INSERT THEMSELVES AS AN UNRECOGNISIBLE HERMIONE#OR MAKE HIM SOME WEIRD LITTLE DEFENCELESS TWINK THATS BEING FORCED INTO AN ARRANGE MARRIAGE W/ A MEAN EVIL WOMAN SO HARRY CAN COME SAVE HIM#OHHHH YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HATE FANFICTION IM SO ANGRY#THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY DISCERNING FANON FROM CANON IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN#SHUT UP OH MY GOD#im so mad#ASTORIA GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺#JUST SO YOU KNOW DRACO WOULD HATE ALL OF YOU FOR SAYING THIS SHIT 🗣🗣🗣#this is not directed at any dramione or drarry fans who actually give astoria some sense of justice i dont hate all of you <3#JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO MY GIRL#astoria greengrass#astoria malfoy#drastoria#hpcc#i cannot comprehend that this angel of a woman HAS HATERS??????#fucking crazy out here bro#harry potter fans are something else oml#i hate tiktok gonna delete my entire account now ive had enough#/j
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Following up to my previous post, is Haytham a black cross?
Reading the AC wiki:
-"It has been remarked that the unique skill set required of a Black Cross is akin to taking a cutting from the Assassin tree... And grafting it to that of the Templars."
Literally what happened in Forsaken. Cut him off from the assassins(killing his father), then raised him as a templar who killed traitors.
-"The variety of methods used by a Black Cross during investigations included other Assassins skills like espionage, pickpocketing, freerunning, interrogation, close-combat, ranged-combat, and blending using various socioeconomic statuses. "
As shown in AC3 sequence 1-3 , He's skilled in almost everything here. Infiltrating, eavesdropping and also disguises .
-"A Black Cross also committed assassinations of key individuals that became corrupted, a defining attribute of the Assassins, though these skills were instead used to maintain the Order's stability and integrity."
He assassinated a greedy merchant, an Austrian prince(Though they both may or may not be templars), The cheesemaker(Who was a traitor), and Braddock(Also a traitor).
The only thing not supporting this is the fact that he doesn't have the signature pin, but:
"After the silversmith François-Thomas Germain joined the Templars' Parisian Rite and became Grand Master François de la Serre's lieutenant, he crafted cross-shaped pins for the Order's members that would later become the Black Cross' signature weapon"
This implies that the previous Black Crosses don't have the pins.
#Maybe the reason why no one came after him when he killed Birch#Like bro killed the fucking Grand Master of the British rite#They probably thought that Birch was corrupted#(which he was)#(He still threatened the stability of the templar order by obsessing over magic shit)#but they prob thought he was just embezelling money or something#assassin's creed forsaken#assassins creed#haytham kenway#my gosh he has me in a chokehold#assassin's creed 3#Unrelated but Germain actually hates Aristocrats and supports capitalism???#Idk#ac3
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i’m not engaging in discourse about discourse i refuse to engage in discourse about discourse engaging in discourse about discourse is the mind killer
#people will be like ‘i just think it’s funny when’ no one does that tho#‘k think it’s funny u shit on rhaegar but no one calls out jon arryn/hoster’ that’s not a thing that happens bro#‘oh u hate rl but u ship lya with’ people who ship her with arthur are usually rl shippers or sansan as well#also ‘hate sansan but ship sansa with brienne’ bri is 18 to sansa’s 14 and sandor is 30 😭#also. there’s like 3 briensa shippers the main sansa ship is margaery who is even closer in age.#because AND THIS IS TRUE the ‘sansa with girls’ shippers and ‘sansa w stp’ shippers just do Not overlap?#i’m going crazy about the brienne takes i keep seeing esp bc they’re coming from people#who talk about like 5 characters who all are in one chapter and don’t impact the plot#ur entire section of the fandom hasn’t even engaged with the main series since f&b came out why are u yappin#i’m trying so hard to stop discoursing about discourse i swear to god every week in like ‘okay no more’ but#the amount of egregiously stupid out of touch arguing with ghosts shit it just. it triggers the asshole in me aksjsj#getting on my soap box
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My cortex is pretty much what I believe would happen if Uka left the damn guy alone in canon
After crash 2 Cortex got tired and all bro wanted was sleep on a nice sunny beach but theres this stupid mask that said "nuh uh, do bad things"
But if yellow fart got what they wanted, they'd just be chilling I think.
#I wouldn't call myself a cortex apologist but keep in mind bro is just obeying some evil floating wood in crash 3#hell in crash 3 they're not doing shit either. they're just waiting for Crash to come kick their ass#of course piss flavored gnome is still a villian who did bad things like every cartoon villians#but I will hold onto my belief that they just gave up after crash 2 and it's kaka who pushed them further (and failed)#even in crash 4 Fartex didn't try to get out of purgatory cause they just gave up.#and once again forced to work with the other twos. they could have stayed there#Tho my Uka is also chill now but that's because I hate hating characters for what they do in canon aight#Uka chill. Cortex can rest. no one gets hurt anymore#dumb talk#neo cortex
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if i took a shot every time someone used my art / my oc as their pfp or whole layout without any sort of credit, i'd be dead rn
#sorry to rant but this has happened so many times#also why cant people be normal about me and my shit it's so maddening i fucking hate everything <3#ill be good but like damn bro ! another reason why i like lurking on here now
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The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.
I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.
OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.
But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.
#luly talks#urbanspook#the painter analog horror#also yes actually I'll mention THC again bc that movie is deemed to go ''too far'' which is joked about often in its sequels#in 3 after the inmates at the prison watch the movie they echo the opinions of the public (calling the director sick saying he'd be jailed#etc except for my best friend who GETS IT and is laughing ILY BESTIE) and 2 is a direct response to the reaction of 1#while 1 is an extremely fucking tame horror movie BY ALL FUCKING MEANS (1 surgery scene and its so clean. after that just a tad bit of blood#and some minor infection) they made a movie that ACTUALLY went too far#and i ironically enough hate it despite appreciating this bc it just isn't fun for me. because it's trying a bit too hard.#but in case you don't know. one of the links of the centipede is a pregnant woman. she escapes and gives birth in the car. baby falls on the#brakes. she steps on its head.#pointing it out since children seem to be the point ppl go THIS IS TOO FAR#i personally found the baby squishing the highlight of the movie. second to that is. the barbed wire rape#which i didn't like because i don't enjoy seeing women be raped in my movies but its like#so funny man. literally bro put barbed wire on his cock. like that's just iconic#what shit like this and the painter are trying to achieve is simple shock. and that's FUN.#if you dont find it fun that's literally okay it simply isn't your piece of cake but that doesn't mean its bad or it shouldn't exist.#like i still see ppl insult it like GROW UP... THIS KIND OF HORROR HAS EXISTED FOREVER STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAN
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btw rick and morty makes me insane bc no one Gets it people who don't wanna watch it (like me! before my brother made me watch it in exchange of him watching sk8 the infinity w me!) are like ugh problematique bad #edgy dark humor adult cartoon for reddit bros 🙄 but then the reddit bros who watch it & became the main representatives for its audience are like haha pickle rick wooo you need high iq I Relate To Rick Sanchez Deeply and he's like the joker to them and he's a king and an icon of alpha males somehow???? but like. neither of those people understand that rick and morty is actually about Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody's Gonna Die. Come Watch TV?
#like yea the universe is huge and there's so many versions of everything that everything becomes replaceable and therefore worthless#and you can find joy in that or not. you can find a way to be happy despite it all or not#yes the core is nihilism. but then like. why are we ignoring the opposite approaches to nihilism shown by the titular characters#people will talk too much abt rick and not enough abt morty if u ask me but whatever. let's talk abt rick#why will people forget that what makes our rick the ''rickest rick'' (arguable ????) is not that he's the Toughest Smartest Whatever rick#but that he's the most human rick ? like. the fact that he was attached to his humanity and to the worth he found within it is what#kickstarts the entire show. bc he tries quitting science. and when another rick offers him the portal gun so he can live out that#nihilistic reckless life we see he refuses it bc it sounds Lonely???????? which it IS#so then the other rick takes away what matters to our rick. and that's what makes him the Alpha Male Genius that the reddit bros like#not his toughness his brains his big dick or whatever. it was all about loooove baybayyy and revenge i do love revenge#it was his heart that made him into what we see in the show <3 and what we see in the show is a pathetic weak miserable old bastard#but the reddit bros aren't brave enough to accept it#but whatever. next time we will be talking abt how much he loves morty and how he hates it so much bc it makes him weak#(as evil rick points out when they're looking over rick's memories and he tears up when he sees morty. which kills me btw)#(so much so that when rick can take out everything he considers toxic from inside of him he gets rid of his love for morty too)#and yet he loves his little buddy sooooo much it's what fuels him now. kinda. lol#is he still shitty. does he fall back in his own shit a lot. does he keep treating morty like shit. yea#there's no buts. the statements coexist#yes he will drunk call jessica to cry abt missing morty. yes he will dump morty for two crows#and also he's in love w birdperson. next time too#oh nay
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