#hate this mfer <3 <3

[sophiethewitch1]

undersharer!reader x desperately needs to know literally everything about you!tim now fight

[kwyoz]

the fact mostly everybody is upset with the style of the new trailer and im just like YIPPEE

[todayisafridaynight]

THIS IS GONNA SOUND SO MEAN BUT WHY DO U LIKE RYO AOKI/MASATO

masato hot

[hiveswap]

Parents will treat you like expensive vermin that theyre keeping around due to being mercyful but the moment you wanna kill yourself it's suddenly bad

[hearty-an0n]

no one cares about team usa sportsnet

[sadistpet]

@viruslearnt:

❛  haven’t you heard the news?  ❜ from ocelot

" go fuck yourself, adamska. "

anger spikes from every syllable, yet his voice is undoubtedly missing something. missing his youthfulness, his sadistic pleasure pulled from every act of bullying, his confidence. for once, he is involuntarily backed into a corner, resorting to baring his teeth in a meagre display of intimidation and pretending he isn't trembling quite as much as he is. every breath comes in scalding puffs through his nose, face contorted into a sneer and his shoulders trembling with every ragged inhale, exhale, making the makarov in his hand jitter unsteadily. he's far from what he was. the once precious pet now feral, still unable to find his footing in the real world. but he knows one thing.

raikov wants ocelot dead at his feet. he wants to pull out his eyes and his nails and his teeth and tear out his organs one by one and rip him limb from limb and strip the skin from his flesh and flesh from muscle and muscle from bones and break them apart to dig out the marrow inside and crush his skull beneath his heel and he wants him to feel every fucking second of it and-- and-- and-- he wants to tear him apart the same way ocelot tore him apart twenty years ago. ocelot and his fucking beloved snake.

" what, that you joined up with the american pig ? yes, i've heard, you traitorous bastard. how precious. i'm sure you two are very happy together. " sardonic as he is, without much glee now, his words ricochet back on his own heart and bury themselves deep. glass in an ever-open wound. he tilts his head up and steadies the hand pointing his gun at the other. scrambling to retain his composure despite the burn of tears prickling in his eyes. " i had hoped you both died horribly. it's the least you deserve for what you did to yevgeny. " and at the mention of his lost love, his other hand tightens its grip on the photograph clenched in his palm.

[black-salt-cage]

it sure is so sexy of you to ship siblings! you should hook up with a therapist 🫶 why do you care so much if someone calls you out.... read the room.

something tells me a therapist would be more concerned about like the fact I'm a system and have severe childhood trauma over what pixels I'm shipping with other pixels

[basiltonpitch]

i dont post live commentary abt the shows im watching that often anymore but im watching 911 and y'all the absolute HOMOEROTICISM of trying to get ur friend to punch you oh my god

[goldieclaws]

Talking shit about Harry Potter with my bf bc we were talking about magic systems and I still can't believe the amount of pure idiocy Joking Terf writes and people just ate up. Sure kids are stupid

(disclaimer: I used to put forks into toasters and was too dense to clean my curly straw when I used it with milk(!!) the night before I can make that joke as an idiot born and raised)

but trying to listen/watch the stories as an adult is, unironically, the best way for me to feel good about my writing and my own magic systems which I am VERY particular about.

[achilleslyre]

ugh he did not not also die soon. ur tellin me i’ve gotta put up with deidara later still? he better become less boring. i don’t enjoy watching his fighting scenes.

[makerscockandballs]

Cullen opening up to Magnolia about his lyrium addiction and trauma

Magnolia who was only passing through his room to relax on the battlements alone AND has told him to his face several times that she hates him and doesn't care if he lives or dies 🧍🏾‍♀️

[foxglves]

every day a new mutual develops a mild hatred of jhughes

[emeraldbabygirl]

Are there certain branches? or positions in the Korean military where you aren’t allowed to use your phone or internet? I follow a lot of idols that are currently in or just got out of the military and they posted to insta sometimes but hyunho isn’t posting, not that it’s required but idk I’m kinda worried for some reason. The other day I kept waking up like every hour tossing and turning and every time I woke up I was thinking about hyunho. It’s probably nothing but there’s a tiny part of me that worries that something will happen but ion wanna say anything and jinx it cause that’s happened before which is scary. I hope he’s doing well and that he comes home safe. Same with Junyong he’s been in for a little over a year :( and Kyuhyun just went in and Kogyeol’s going in :(

[wyverwithy]

“we’re hoping 2018 tmnt will be big” IT SHOULD’VE BEEN GODDAMMIT. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN

[thatofabeavers]

haha wow I've never hated anyone more than I hate this fucking woman :D

[h-ypno]

Talking to my roommate is horrible. It's like two terrified animals having a standoff in a room.