#hate this mfer <3 <3
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undersharer!reader x desperately needs to know literally everything about you!tim now fight
#sophie speaks#tim in what we want whenever he finds out he missed something about you: i am going to commit mass murder again <3#hate this mfer <3 <3#dont be mysterious around him its his catnip#and by mysterious i mean not immediately info dumping literally your entire life story on him the moment you meet#hed find that hot too if we're being realistic he'd just think you're hiding something#is not satisfied until he knows everything about you and only then will he accept that maybe he can chill a bit#what do you mean you want to leave how will he know about your life developments WAIT NO DONT GO-
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the fact mostly everybody is upset with the style of the new trailer and im just like YIPPEE
#i feel so out of place rn#i thought it looked nice#a little goofy with some characters but it is NOT as cartoony as most people claim#'its overwatch style!1111!!!' im gonna to skin you alive#somebody was upset that varric was in it but not fenris and im like bro#i want him in it too but BFFR#why would they NOT use varric lol?#the introductions and shit were kind of goofy and stuff but omg#these mfers are acting like thats the ENTIRE game#i was trying to avoid leaks for the game but tbh#unless theyve changed the art style since the leaked screenshots it doesnt look the same to me#AND THERES BIG FUCKING TEXT AT THE BOTTOM THAT SAYS 'GAME ENGINE FOOTAGE. NOT ALL IMAGES APPEAR IN GAME'#maybe i really do like all the games in a series that everybody else hates lol#tlou 2. borderlands 3. dragon age inquisiton.#and now probably dragon age the veilguard lol#kwyoz.txt#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age dreadwolf
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THIS IS GONNA SOUND SO MEAN BUT WHY DO U LIKE RYO AOKI/MASATO
masato hot
#snap chats#just like me... heh ... my ac has been broken all month im melting for the love of god send an iceberg im begging you#him turning into aoki is incredibly funny to me like jesus christ. what a lack of self love does to a mfer#but anyway 1.) please do not yell i scare easy 2.) meaner has been said its ok 3.) very reasonable to ask why anyone would like aoki#and 4.) to be Cereal he's inch resting to me. also his speech to ichi at the end hit a lil close and i was reminded of high school#5.) i really like his eng dub voice sorry im american. BUT HIS JP VOICE IS EXCELLENT TOO IM JUST SAYIN#rgg doesnt give an Exact on his disability so looking into lung diseases/conditions has also been interesting#esp post-lung surgery cases and care too so i thank rgg for the opportunity to do some reading#i also do In General just like cases of someone wanting to be loved and changing drastically to get it only to still be unhappy#granted. he sucks so LMAO can only have so much sympathy but it's still interesting to watch#the arakawas is also a part of why i like him because they all work as a big machine. if that makes sense#like the arakawas in general are such an interesting bundle i love all of them a lot because of what they mean to each other#in the case of aoki none of them mean anything to him at most resenting arakawa and despising ichi#meanwhile sawashiro's just. There LOL im so sorry king thats the truth of it all ... i love you tho ...#oh but back to aoki. i also really like politican characters- or at least characters who can have a 'public' persona#its fun thinking about what they have to do mentally to present themselves in public versus when they can 'be themselves'#like aoki's 'intro' scene where he's pleasant to his secretary and then a second later is conniving with ogasawara... peak i fear#OR THEEEE CAR PARK ONE i love that scene so much ...#very fun.. aoki being a politician just makes it infinitely funnier like guys we gotta bully the governor#plus i live and breathe by a glass analysis/comparison a twitter mutual of mine did ... i love glass imagery .......#uhhhh is that all ... idk prob im literally sweating my skin off i cant think right. my clothes are sticking to my skin i hate summer#i dont hate summer im so sorry i didnt mean it .... summer is beautiful .. i just wish this heat wasnt murdering me
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Parents will treat you like expensive vermin that theyre keeping around due to being mercyful but the moment you wanna kill yourself it's suddenly bad
#NOBODY!!! WANTS!!!ME!!!!!#my mother thinks im soulless or something and always want to hurt them#my stepfather and i hate each other thats fair i hate him too#my grandmother lied that her and her partner are attending a funeral in a different town on my graduation day#(my mother called the cemetary. there were no funerals that day)#my father and his girlfriend claim to want me around but theyve got a baby now and lmao he didnt want me as a kid either#and they were like. noo sorry cant come to your graduation we'll be out selling karate merch at an event#mfers are doing this self employed. like damn who is going to fire you of youre not both there..........#i just moved out from the dorm im still going back for exams but after that i'll no longer live there#i'll probably drift apart with the roommates i had for 3 years sooner or later. i feel like i cant prevent that#maybe just my abandonment issues though#then theres the guy who just started introducting me to his family as his gf. i love him but i cannot rely on this guy with my emotions#not because of him but because im not throwing my baggage at people out of nowhere like it's a basketball it's a cruel thing to do#thats everyone in my life rn i have two other friends but theyve been out of the picture for about half a year due doing young adult stuff#tw suicide joke
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no one cares about team usa sportsnet
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@viruslearnt:
❛ haven’t you heard the news? ❜ from ocelot
" go fuck yourself, adamska. "
anger spikes from every syllable, yet his voice is undoubtedly missing something. missing his youthfulness, his sadistic pleasure pulled from every act of bullying, his confidence. for once, he is involuntarily backed into a corner, resorting to baring his teeth in a meagre display of intimidation and pretending he isn't trembling quite as much as he is. every breath comes in scalding puffs through his nose, face contorted into a sneer and his shoulders trembling with every ragged inhale, exhale, making the makarov in his hand jitter unsteadily. he's far from what he was. the once precious pet now feral, still unable to find his footing in the real world. but he knows one thing.
raikov wants ocelot dead at his feet. he wants to pull out his eyes and his nails and his teeth and tear out his organs one by one and rip him limb from limb and strip the skin from his flesh and flesh from muscle and muscle from bones and break them apart to dig out the marrow inside and crush his skull beneath his heel and he wants him to feel every fucking second of it and-- and-- and-- he wants to tear him apart the same way ocelot tore him apart twenty years ago. ocelot and his fucking beloved snake.
" what, that you joined up with the american pig ? yes, i've heard, you traitorous bastard. how precious. i'm sure you two are very happy together. " sardonic as he is, without much glee now, his words ricochet back on his own heart and bury themselves deep. glass in an ever-open wound. he tilts his head up and steadies the hand pointing his gun at the other. scrambling to retain his composure despite the burn of tears prickling in his eyes. " i had hoped you both died horribly. it's the least you deserve for what you did to yevgeny. " and at the mention of his lost love, his other hand tightens its grip on the photograph clenched in his palm.
#THIS GOT SO LONG BUT LIKE. POSES#sobs and screams and frows up. they hate each other so bad#except raikov hates ocelot even MORE now#hes so fragile rn </3 what losing the love of your life does to a mfer#g: ¦ ❝ in character. ❞#g: ¦ ❝ answered. ❞#v: ¦ ❝ v. vagabond. ❞#viruslearnt
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it sure is so sexy of you to ship siblings! you should hook up with a therapist 🫶 why do you care so much if someone calls you out.... read the room.
something tells me a therapist would be more concerned about like the fact I'm a system and have severe childhood trauma over what pixels I'm shipping with other pixels
#I honestly can't even think of any siblings I ship I just fulfill requests#I'm actually super picky with incest ships I just know how to act like an adult and not shit my pants when I see a conflicting opinion#I recommend it you'll finally stop smelling like dookie lil pookie! <3#talk tag#hate asks#topias - annoying mfer in my askbox#saltcourse
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i dont post live commentary abt the shows im watching that often anymore but im watching 911 and y'all the absolute HOMOEROTICISM of trying to get ur friend to punch you oh my god
#n then they play video games w their son like the cute fucking family they are i HATE THEM.#i love them#im only on season 3 and these are the gayest mfers ive ever seen#well. bisexualest in buck's case but still#buddie#yelling
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Talking shit about Harry Potter with my bf bc we were talking about magic systems and I still can't believe the amount of pure idiocy Joking Terf writes and people just ate up. Sure kids are stupid
(disclaimer: I used to put forks into toasters and was too dense to clean my curly straw when I used it with milk(!!) the night before I can make that joke as an idiot born and raised)
but trying to listen/watch the stories as an adult is, unironically, the best way for me to feel good about my writing and my own magic systems which I am VERY particular about.
#goldie speaks#and never mind the magic system theres also the awful character writing and not thinking about consequences#like why stop harry from going to wizard school? you fucking hate the kid!#oh we wont know how to hide he's gone to wizard school tho? BUT HE GOES ANYWAY you had to hide it then!#also hagrid being the stupidest mfer in the whole world and very much not in an endearing way#the car had to save them from aragog. THE FUCKIN CAR#harry potter#for folks' blacklist HP fans if u see this fuck off and eat shit thanks <3
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ugh he did not not also die soon. ur tellin me i’ve gotta put up with deidara later still? he better become less boring. i don’t enjoy watching his fighting scenes.
#i don’t particularly mind when he has his few chit chat moments w other akatsuki butttt#not enough to not be annoyed when hes there#frankly he’s just soooooo boring to me ugh#id say sorry for all this deidara hate but im not sorry#hes a boring mfer it cant be helped#on another note tho i finished s1#tobi is so silly#hes been there for like less than a minute so i cant say that ill like him or not but#he is goofy so#hes got that goin for him#i like the silly dumb ones…. they r relatable as i am also silly and dumb :3
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Cullen opening up to Magnolia about his lyrium addiction and trauma
Magnolia who was only passing through his room to relax on the battlements alone AND has told him to his face several times that she hates him and doesn't care if he lives or dies 🧍🏾♀️
#''dont mind me just passing thr--'' *gets box with lyrium fucking thrown at her*#she cannot stand him AT ALL and has no filter anymore#thoughts just leave her lips and oops#what having been tranquil does to a mfer#i mean i get that he wants to inform her. but she is the last person Cullen should be vulnerable in front of. dont do it dude#this isnt even supposed to be cullen hate. this is just about my girl being mean and spiteful <3#magnolia trevelyan#cullen critical#<- still gonna tag that just in case
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every day a new mutual develops a mild hatred of jhughes
#hockeyposting#this has happened 3 times in the past week lol#valid. um. hes a little. well#<- trying not to get brutally mauled by wolves here#I don't hate him but I don't like him either HE JUST ANNOYS ME. got so mildly annoyed I almost threw up. kinda mfer#he has two perfectly fine brothers you could be backing instead. that are actually fun and interesting. why settle for this
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Are there certain branches? or positions in the Korean military where you aren’t allowed to use your phone or internet? I follow a lot of idols that are currently in or just got out of the military and they posted to insta sometimes but hyunho isn’t posting, not that it’s required but idk I’m kinda worried for some reason. The other day I kept waking up like every hour tossing and turning and every time I woke up I was thinking about hyunho. It’s probably nothing but there’s a tiny part of me that worries that something will happen but ion wanna say anything and jinx it cause that’s happened before which is scary. I hope he’s doing well and that he comes home safe. Same with Junyong he’s been in for a little over a year :( and Kyuhyun just went in and Kogyeol’s going in :(
#I hate when my favs go in cause it’s like the go in and you never hear from them again#and a lot of the groups there’s no countdowns to their discharge no updates no nothing#there’s still some idols that like disappeared#but I’m ranting#I’m just :(#idk#and idk why I even care tho like I don’t even know him#d crunch#hyunho#lee hyunho#d crunch hyunho#I want him to come home :(#by that I mean get out of the military lol#I could’ve been his military wifey tho!#if I was pretty and was korean and met him and all that junk lmao#hes out there serving 🫡💅✨#go egg husband go!#i’m a clown and you’re watching the circus mfer#🤡🎪#the final season of 3 brain cell hour
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“we’re hoping 2018 tmnt will be big” IT SHOULD’VE BEEN GODDAMMIT. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN
#.txt#watched ''the toys that made us'' bc it had tmnt in it and god. god.#it was good but i was filled with despair & rage by the end god bless <3#i hate every mfer who caused the show to fail both fans & nickelodeon alike!! fuck!!
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haha wow I've never hated anyone more than I hate this fucking woman :D
#I'm talking about my grandma#she's such a piece of shit#and it's spreadin onto my mom#like.. stop#stop corrupting my mom#fucking die#I hate her#she's always the victim#never in the wrong#orders her husband around like he's being paid#deeply insecure and projects that onto everyone else#I fucking hate her#and it's not socially acceptable to dance on graves#but in private I'll totally dance on her fucking grave#Like my sister says I should love her#but she's not worth loving </3#Esp not when yall gang up on my grandpa when he fuckin#speaks wrong#it's so fucking gross and it all started with this mfer#the faster she dies the faster my mom stops becoming her#the faster my SISTER stops becoming her#If You Cannot Tell I Am Immensely Frustrated#Like hate IS a strong word I've found out#it's also the correct one
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Talking to my roommate is horrible. It's like two terrified animals having a standoff in a room.
#i cant even really blame them with how iv been acting recently#iv not been hateful TWORDS them but iv punched 3 holes in my wall. ive never had that behavior in my life. this shits new.#but i in general hate confrontation#kinda the reason i needed to talk to them. Mfers gotta pay rent hes not for like 6 out of the 8 months hes lived here#and its starting to take a tole on me mentally#i cant talk to my therapist all the bitch wants to talk about is how 5g network towers are making everyone crazy#that and how much she hates mentally ill people#i mean shes retired so.#shrug.
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