#hashtag thats his dad

[reebmiester]

"Bruce is terrible at communicating to his kids that they are family instead of a job, that he's their father and not their boss, and that he views them as his children, not just his wards-" BITCH where do you think he LEARNED that from

[dockaspbrak]

The way some fics will throw in "my dears" and "my darlings" from old men makes me think of like old ladies in wigs playing the characters hahaha the most unsexual pet names id rather hear "dude" and cowabunga tbqh

[boygirlctommy]

should i send my dad the miniminuteman pseudoscience pipeline video...

[achilleslyre]

my brother and i growing out our hair at the same time while also having not talked to eachother for like 5 years and then finally emailing and skyping and seeing ourselves currently and just staring at eachother like :0 because we look so similar between the facial hair and hair length and type was actually insane btw how did we do that

[fizzyorange-v2]

just talking to my friend in dms about how at first when q!charlie started calming down from his rampage i was kinda upset cause i WANTED a full villain arc i wanted blood and rage and a massacre but then I kept watching and realised how much of a fucking idiot I was to underestimate charlie slimecicle’s rp skills like that. because charlie isn’t just playing a character hell bent on righteous revenge for his daughter, he’s playing a character actually grieving that daughter.

it’s obvious now that i think about it that the initial revenge plot to kill all the eggs and his repeated self affirmations that juanaflippa isn’t gone and that it can all just be reset are clearly just him entering the denial and anger stages. and that later scenes after the rest of the server finally backed him into a corner and calmed him down and he had that heart wrenching scene looking at juanaflippa’s photo, asking for a literal trial for her life and soul back and then that whooooole bar scene, that he has then entered the bargaining and depression stages.

Because the truth is, q!charlie doesn’t actually want to kill anyone (except Mariana lolll), he especially doesn’t want to kill any of the eggs! All he wanted was to be a good dad. And I think that that’s part of the reason he as a character failed so hard to actually tangibly hurt anyone during this stream. He was a mess, crying screaming yelling clawing trying to do something, anything to save his daughter. Anything to fix it all. That scene of him failing to break into Phil’s house haunts me.

But I think there’s something especially tragic that before Juanaflippa, q!charlie probably was the kind of character to hurt others without caring, he seemed to have no idea about empathy or healthy relationships before her thats for sure. He’s literally already killed TWO eggs before this, so causally and with such ease. But his love for his daughter improved him, and it changed him, and it made him just enough of a better person that when that daughter was taken from him, suddenly even to save her he can’t fucking do it anymore.

I also really appreciate how everyone else on the server reacted to him too. They didn’t at all treat him like some big bad scary villain like I originally would I’ve expected. Sure they were understandably wary and protective, but every single one of them weren’t so much angry at him as… WORRIED for him. And it really helped put it in perspective that this isn’t some guy going on a hashtag villain arc, but immersed me in oh fuck. This is a guy that just lost his daughter. And all his friends and fellow parents know. And they aren’t scared of him, they’re concerned for him. They aren’t full of fear… but pity. Because they know. They know what he’s just lost. And they understand. And they’re trying to be there for him.

And Charlie despite all the grand speeches and diabolical plots and not so carefully placed land mines… doesn’t really care how he gets Juanaflippa back, as long as she’s with him again.

Just man,,,, the way Charlie performed this character’s grief is so fucking stellar and SO fucking excruciating. The part that genuinely broke me was in that photo scene when he said: “i'm sorry flippa... i thought i could change something- i thought i could undo it, thought i could make it right... now i see that there's no way this can be made right...” which already fucking ow ow OW and clearly him finally exiting denial/anger straight into depression but then he whispers THIS FUCKING BIT: “it wasnt even on purpose… i know that... it doesnt make it better… what do i do juanaflippa?” LIKE FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!! OKAY!!!!!

Anyway massive props to everyone for the rp today but ESPECIALLY charlie for this agonisingly accurate and visceral depiction of grief that I somehow was NOT expecting. I thought we were going to get villain arc egg massacre angst and instead we got father mourning his daughter trying futilely to do anything to bring her back angst. I’m never fucking recovering from this one.

[arysamisu]

the hashtag: #gege told me thats his dad fr and he was just kidding before

has he commented on Gojo fathering Megumi?Bc I swear if this man has said that Gojo is not this boy's adoptive father😭…

lol I don't think he ever talked about any father/son dynamics, so its okay, we can imagine y_y I just said that because I was sad they didn't get more interactions

I don't think anyone ever asked Gege directly in an interview, but he did say this about their past:

I think to Gege, Gojo was a mentor for Megumi, but they notice when something is off about each other and sometimes they do similar things so i do wonder if it means anything

[unbloodiedmartyr]

honestly i feel like we need to talk about child corporal punishment more it feels like... well not quite taboo to discuss having experienced it but like a weird grey area that you cant quite bring up with people because its 50/50 that they'll either be like no thats completely normal why do you even care, or just utterly aghast at it, and so youre stuck in a grey area where you feel either kind of like you're the insane one for caring or like, idk, you almost feel like people are taking it way too seriously. like if anyone calls it abuse you get defensive and uncomfortable about it because that feels so wrong yk? you almost immediately want to go, "no no no its not that deep, you cant seriously be calling it abuse," because that feels utterly unjustified and like it's minimising the experiences of people who have actually been abused. but then again, saying "yeah my dad never hit me, except before i turned 10", doesn't quite feel hashtag normal. like my siblings and i used to fight over which car seat we got in so we could be behind him and therefore less easy to hit. strategically rotating which seat we got during holiday road trips so we could make sure no one got punished 'unequally' is probably one of my most memorable childhood experiences. And its definitely affected the relationship i have with him as well as the person ive become - like i remember when we studied feminist philosophy in highschool we had a socratic circle about the inequality between the sexes and i very confidently brought up that i was frightened every time my dad made a quick move around me or raised his voice as evidence for like, the existing social inequality and inherent power dynamic between men and women??? - but then again its like. well im fine right? i havent been abused. its totally legal (depending on where you live ig) and its not like he ever left a mark, so its whatever!! and its not exactly frowned upon in a lot of social circles. like, ok there was this one time where my brother was being annoying in the car and my dad got angry and yelled at him and then hit him in a bank parking lot and then some elderly man called the police on him, so they came and started interrogating us while we were waiting in line. and the policeman told my dad, "look man i get it but you cant do that in public," and let us leave. the reason i know this is because it became a funny story that my dad would tell to other people, framed as a "wow this crazy old dude called the cops on me one time" story. so like!! clearly what he did is not considered a legitimate issue, which makes me feel so insane for still even caring about it. ik theres definitely a cycle of abuse element here, my dad's father once literally broke down a door to a room my aunt was hiding in because she'd pissed him off, so obviously in comparison my dad is a pacifist and would never even begin to comprehend what he did as anything other than measured discipline. idk maybe this is just privileged white person shit thats trying to make something sound deeper than it is but like, i really do wish we could talk about it more because its so normalised and also so profoundly alienating at the same time

[pupwashing]

dude literally no joke i loved your fucking dad jimmy x daughter reader fic i nearly fainted at the sight of it in the tag. a little rant, but I've had this idea of a barely legal member of the crew who jimmy immediately starts flirting/grooming when they turn 18, just bein a creep an all that <3 the other crew lowkey can't do anything about it because they are technically of legal age but it's still a uncomfortable sight😭

HELLO NONNIE!! I’m glad you enjoyed my work :3

also jimmy w a barely legal reader has been bouncing around in my head for a while..

jimmy isnt the most attractive guy in the world so I think he’d seek out spoiled barely legal people that are naive, like booze, and are into guys that are trashy, like him

I feel like it would definitely make everyone super uncomfortable but he wouldn’t care because he gets to fuck every day and reader wouldn’t care because they’re genuinely in love w jimmy (hashtag victim)

I think everyone would also be too nervous to say anything on account on jimmy possibly snapping on them.. i’m sure they don’t want that since he’s the number one crash out king

the only person who would try to talk to jimmy abt him and his barely legal partner is curly and somehow jimmy spins it as curly just being jealous and curly (his enabler soul cannot resist) just gives up and lets it go, saying that maybe he is just jealous and congratulates jimmy on his new partner

i should write more extra super mega freak jimmy stuff.. bc thats what he is. an extra super mega freak

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

since ive been really obsessed with it I was thinkin about making a post thats like "Rhysand is like what if Count von Krolock of the tanz der vampire musical was a swagless cishet man with no self awareness who didnt even have a weird gay son" but then I was like, honestly how come neither Tamlin nor Rhysand ever had kids from their dillydallying before they met Feyre. yeah yeah I know bc fae are supposed to be borderline infertile but 1) thats not true, points towards Beron and Tamlin's Shit Dad 2) theyre both like 500 years old, even if the odds of having kids are astronomically low if they were just fucking around without protection, they would both atleast have one. And yeah, i know about the fuckin Safe Sex Tea too but idgaf about that, the worldbuilding of acotar is bland and unimaginative it makes me wanna cry, these fae should be like quiverfull family levels of weird about having and absolutely refuse the notion of birth control except it would be less horrible an damaging by virtue of them only having like 2 kids a century, if that. Also, even with the Safe Sex Tea I feel like if you knew that you were borderline infertile and you didnt have to worry about stds bc you lived in a world without actual disease, you would be wayyyyy less careful about protection during sex anyway

Anyway, sorry about that rant, I have terminal worldbuilders disease and it flares up when I encounter this kind of thoughtless bullshit, back to my initial thought of "how come those ancient horny bastards didnt have kids before Feyre" beyond the possible in-uinverse justifications of how they could have them despite the bullshit worldbuilding, it would just be interesting. and fun. Yknow, maybe not for the first book since that would maybe ruin the romance a little but from acomaf forward its like, why shouldnt they aside from the fact that sjm did not at any point stop to consider the implications of making her characters this fucking old

Oh man, speaking of sjm not considering the implications of things, given her track record of writing the contrasts/parellels between Rhysand and Tamlin, I feel like if she had actually done this she wouldve made Tamlin be like, not present in his children's life at all, he just pays them the fae equivalent of child support and maybe they exchange letters or some shit and Feyre would be like "thats so cruel and cold of him!!" but then Rhysand would tell her about his kids and he would be like "pshhh, I would never pay child support! But I give them positions of power in my court and take the boys (and girls hashtag feminism) out for a game of faeball every month" and Feyre would be like "oh, thats so much better my bestest and most handsomest highlord <3 <3" but all us Rhyshaters would forever make fun of him for it. Feminst King Rhysand Who Doesn't Pay Child Support 😍

[cutekittenlady]

Trains, Planes, and Autobots

Summary Fic Part 6

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As previously said, a black car pulls up (all dramatic like) and Agent Schloder steps out. (I actually really like Agent Schloder. I think hes a good and fun character and I really want him to be a major character in S2 who interacts with the cast a lot more.) And says, in a cool tough guy voice, "You called?"

Dot gives him a tired look and simply tells him he's late.

Schloder gets shifty and admits he was held up in yet another (of many many) meetings trying to sort out the remainder of GHOST and trying to uncover everything that was hidden away by his (late) sister.

Alex asks if it was anything dangerous.

Schloder responds that, no, it wasn't anything dangerous. But still very very important.

Deciding on a new acronym. However they're not having a lot of luck.

Dot is unimpressed and gives Schloder an insanely brief summary of events and brings him up to speed on whats happening.

The second he hears that Optimus wants to send a human with bumblebee on a mission to trace after Breakdown Schloder begins a long speech as he attempts to volunteer.

Only for Alex to interrupt him and say that he'd be more than happy to go along. Bumblebee had masqueraded as his car for a long time anyway, and they've driven together plenty of times. It just feels natural for Alex to slide on over into the drivers seat to avoid discovery from humans. Especially after spending so long avoiding GHOST.

Before Schloder can argue, Bumblebee agrees. Besides Nightshade and Thrash are technically Alex's kids anyway, so its not like he can just say no.

Alex happily heads to the house to pack up some clothes and basic camping gear for the "trip" leaving Schloder disappointed.

Dot takes over again and tells him that while she initially invited him over to figure out what to do with the collected database of all the transformers on Earth (and they still plan to cover that), she thinks he and Hashtag can be useful in helping Jawbreaker identify the bot he saw Breakdown looking up.

Schloder takes to this new role immediately and asks Jawbreaker what he can recall about the "subject" in question.

Jawbreaker responds that he was red.

"Okay great start! What else?"

"Thats uh... kinda it?"

".... Oh this is going to take awhile."

Ratchet volunteers to stick around at the barn to help with the identification as well as maintain communications. He's seen more autobots and decepticons over the course of the war than he can count, and besides, he's not sure he can still keep up with Bumblebee and the other "young bots" on the road, and isn't confident he'd be much use if the encounter with the stunticons broke out into a fight. Beyond that hes been in contact with Wheeljack over some kind of new breakthrough he thinks will be useful.

Bumblebee thanks Megatron for backing up his idea, but Megatron only says that its whats necessary to settle the matter. He admits to having been previously unaware of his and Breakdowns history together. Breakdown evidently didn't advertise the fact when amongst the decepticon ranks. Though Megatron acknowledges that this was likely for the best.

Optimus tells bumblebee to gather some energon for the trip as well as some water for the Terrans. Theres no telling how far Breakdown may go before they manage to piece anything together. With bumblebee off getting energy, Optimus pulls ratchet aside and asks if he's had a chance to talk to bumblebee yet. Ratchet says he hasn't. Megatron tells him they can't possibly put it off forever to which Ratchet angrily responds he's "working on it" and that he'll have plenty of time to tell him when this is all over.

Robbie and Mo are left wondering which team they're going with. Dot tells them she wants them to stay at the house and help with communications. Robbies not happy about getting left out when the Terrans and their dad are going into potentially dangerous circumstances. However Dot points out that their teams can't be too large or else it could interfere with their ability to manuever. Its true she doesnt want the two of them in a dangerous situation, but she doesnt want any of them in a dangerous situation. She also tells them that she knows they're both incredibly smart kids and have more than proven that they're able to figure things out. Thats why shes trusting them at home with Schloder collecting and piecing together all of the information they get from the split teams.

If Breakdown is getting up to something with some other Decepticons, having a well manned home base that will keep everyone up to date with the latest information is crucial.

Robbie still isn't happy about it but accepts the logic.

Alex shouts at his family from the upstairs window and asks if they know where the charger to his tablet is as he needs to pack it so he can watch his "stories" on the road.

Smash cut back to Breakdown on the road with Hardtop and Swindle. Breakdown isn't happy with the very late start of their trip, but Hardtop points out that if the autobots really were after them, they'd likely have caught up by now. Breakdown quietly admits that thats true and that the Autobots must have believed him.

Swindle asks Breakdown what sort of story he cooked up to convince the Autobots to let him access the database. Breakdown simply says (without much enjoyment) that he didn't really lie. He just sort of misled. Regardless of how he got the information, they have their starting point to look for the doctor they need to safely attach Hardtops arm.

Hardtop asks how he plans to convince the doctor to do the procedure. After all he and Swindle dont exactly have a "clean" record.

Breakdown just tells him to leave that to him.

With that the three speed down the highway.

[undeaddollz]

omg I loved the request for older! Sibling! Reader, it’s very rare in the fandom unfortunately.

could you possibly add to that trope with this prompt: One day the bowers gang are hanging at (depend’s on who the sibling is) and Reader just walks into the kitchen in a top and they just have scars. Just scars on their back or front of arms, just a scar that certainly wasn’t by being reckless or self inflicted.

wether it be they used to be bullied heavily, they got into fights a lot, (if Henry then maybe their dad’s abuse), maybe even a rare occasion where Reader might’ve been in a deadly situation and somehow survived.

I just need older sibling reader to be loved more than younger, and always female, reader.

ok im gonna do how each guy would react if it was their sibling! idk if you want it like a fanfiction or something! (i might make a hashtag for older sibling bowers gang cause i honestly love writing this...) if you guys love older sibling reader PLEASE request prompts i love writing prompts

HENRY BOWERS - the scars are likely from butch - henry knows that butch obviously beats on you too but you never let him know the extent cause c'mon, thats your little brother, you don't want him to see that. - when he sees deep scars like that he freaks out and starts yelling - he really does care about you more than everything, he's yelling saying shit like "i'll kill him" "what the hell did he do" - although he knows he can't really go against butch - he makes you sit still while he basically covers you in scar cream, glaring if you move while breathing - he cancels any plans he had and you guys spend the day together, you don't really talk about it but henry keeps his eye on you all day VICTOR CRISS - probably some sort of bullying scars

- he's shocked when he see's them, cause he had never heard of any bullying issues from you or your guy's parents

- a little upset you didnt tell him even though he was probably young when it occurred

- he tries to get you to talk to him about it

- when he finds out its a bullying situation he starts to feel guilty..maybe he should stop bullying the losers...no no. that's different. they're freaks, you're his older sibling, you're cool.

- later in the day he barges into your room with your favorite snacks, drinks and candy, actually paid for by him..for once, since he usually bugs you for money

- you guys watch a movie together and he tries to not stare or bring up the scars

BELCH HUGGINS

- scars are either from bullying or some sort of fight

- freaks the hell out.

- even though you aren't bleeding he acts like you are

- goes to get some scar cream and says you HAVE to use it

- silently thinks the scars are badass but he wont tell you that

- you guys go on a silent drive, minus the radio playing, you just listen to music and don't talk

- he treats you like glass that whole day

- tries to cook for you since your guy's mom is working, emphasis on tries. its horrible but you try to eat it anyways. ...you guys end up ordering pizza.

PATRICK HOCKSTETTER

- the scars could literally be from anything

- he doesn't exactly care.. but he wants to know how you got them

- probably the first time he really has a conversation with you, in a long time at least.

- he had stopped making drawings for you when he turned 10 but this day he comes into your room with a drawing, its just with brown and black and its mostly scribbles but you can make out two people who look like you and him

- he doesn't love or care for you but you're a part of his routine so he doesn't want you gone, he doesn't want his routine disrupted so he tries to keep you around.

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

HII! How are ya? I’m the person who request the Lucifen d'Autriche Fic you’ve made and I’m not sure if I told you this but you did an excellent job on it—! I wanted to request again if that’s okay… so

May I request Homicidal Liu, Jeff The Killer, Brain/Hoodie and Jane The Killer with a Male! or GN! S/O who has a Banica Conchita Personality from The Evillious Chronicles Series? The personality and story is all linked in banicas name but here’s this song that explains the dark parts about her, and to name some crimes she committed were Cannibalism, Abuse and Possession and she’s the type of villain who’s a corrupt extravagant.

I hope this is uhh err… alright with you😭 thank you sm! have a good day!

Aaaa! Thank you so much! I was kind of scared on whether or not I was writing it well, as i had never heard of these characters. I will say that this character in particular intrigues me a lot and I'm super excited to write for them!

Tw: mentions of gluttonous behavior such as over eating, cannibalism, and just possibly triggering mentions of food in general

Thank you so much for requesting!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗

You terrify him

In a good way, of course

It's so refreshing to have someone who can match his energy

The first time he learned about your gluttonous urges, he was kind of weirded out

Like damn shawty what are you doing with all that food.....?

Not even food, some of the stuff you were shoveling into your mouth were things like bugs, plants and small pieces of cloth

But then there was that hashtag rocker dude old man part of him that was like "hell yeah"

"Thats so metal 😍😍"

He loves how you aren't afraid to just put it all away with no shame

Just shoveling it all into your mouth, not even glancing at other people

He also really likes your fashion sense

Steals your clothes

"Jeff is that my fitted vest"

"nO"

"🤨"

You are definetly the dominant one in the relationship

Which he wholeheartedly denies, of course

It's hard to deny it though when you're cuddled up in your partners arms, falling asleep as they stroke your hair

He is so protective of you, even though he knows you can take care of yourself

9 times out of 10, you are the one having to protect him though <333

𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖑 𝕷𝖎𝖚

Your habits kind of worry him

He loves you so much and he doesn't want you eating yourself to death

He tries to be supportive, but also expect him to constantly be monitoring you

Sometimes he'll offer to make your meals

He makes sure they're as healthy as possible, full of plenty of nutrients and vitamins, with minimal fats

Though, he can't fully stop you from eating whatever you want. He's not your dad, you know

He absolutely refuses to let you eat anything that isn't considered food by normal standards

He's 50/50 on cannibalism

On one hand, he's undead anyways so what does he care, and there's also a lot of other cannibals in the mansion

But on the other hand, it just makes him nauseous

Don't expect him to hang around when you're indulging in humans

Like Jeff, he is the baby in the realationship

He loves it when you come up behind him and rub his shoulders, nibbling on his ear affectionately

It both confuses him and flusters him

PLEAAAASE RUN YOUR HANDS UP HIS SHIRT

This man will literally go feral

Feeling your hands rub his skin so softly

It gets him feeling some type of way

In the end, he both loves you and worries for you

Don't let him worry too hard though. Smack some sense into him for Christ's sake

𝕳𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖊/𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓

Personally, he's neutral on your eating habits

If you wanna eat all of the food in the house and then go eat the twigs outside, who is he to stop you?

Not his circus not his monkeys

He's the best boyfriend when it comes to food and getting your cravings

If you tell him that you want spaghettio's with pickles in it, slathered in horseradish and using doritos to dip into it, guess what he's gonna do?

His ass is gonna go and get you some damn spaghettio/pickle/horseradish/dorito soup

He bought you one of those comically big bowls as a joke once, but it's suprisingly come in handy

He's definetly the one to chant "Chug, chug, chug!" As you drink the left over broth from your soups

How it annoys you <333

Relationship wise, it's 50/50 for dominance

There are days where you push him up against a wall

And there are days where he gives you love marks just to annoy you

(And to show off the fact that you're his)

He has a weird obsession with just kind of....observing you

You're sitting here unhinging your jaw like a snake and eating all this shit like it's nothing

He's definetly jealous impressed

Given your schedule and lifestyle, you do tend to get an achey back quite often

Well guess what?

He's your guy

His fingers work magic on those tense muscles, that's for sure

𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗

Good god prepare for some lecturing

This woman will go on and on about how there are others in the mansion too and how you can't just sit around and eat all the food

You roll your eyes

"Technically I can, I just shouldn't"

She scowls at you for that

And you grin happily

She's not totally against your diet, as you are a fully grown adult and can do whatever you want

She just wishes that maybe your lifestyle didn't affect her as much

Seeing as she just loves you oh so much, you get into her stash of snacks wuite a lot

And she can never stay mad at you for too long

Very motherly

Sometimes you will let out a loud belch, only to earn a kick from under the table

BEN and Jeff think it's hillarious though

Fucking 12 year olds

In the relationship, she's the dominant one

She refuses to call it that, though

"I simply wear the pants, that's all"

Her favorite pass time is teasing you

Flicking your nose, licking your cheek, playfully punching your shoulder, the list goes on

All around just a loving girlfriend, willing to do anything for you <333

Except letting you eat bugs

Fuck that noise

[orviposition]

what's your favorite line in orv

i went to my readera app to check out all my notes just for this question anon. the things i do for yall

while i have one thats my absolute favorite i feel like i have a duty to list a few more out of love for this book

in no particular order

If this story can truly save you, then I'll continue to write it for you for eternity... ...This story is just for that one reader (as epic as it's true bcs hsy will never be outdone in her devotion)

I'm quite jealous of the writer who has a reader like you. (ebook/webtoon only quote. amazing addition)

You said earlier that you want to save the world. Well it's the same for me. That man is the world I wish to save. (as per usual orv women ate and left No Crumbs)

Please write a story that's only for me -- From your sole reader. (also ebook only quote during kaizenix. yjh and kdj decide to try out the romance route and kdj (as ricardo) has to write a love letter to hsy (as yuri di aristel) and that's the content he comes up with. yjh shits on it openly whereas lhs thinks it's nice but kdj obviously doesn't care about his opinion </3)

It was a dependable tone. I really wanted a father like this. (it hit me like a truck. it hit me and hospitalized me. i am but a shadow of what i used to be. hashtag hades dad of the year)

tell me you fool if i continue to regress will i ever get to meet you again? i shall pray that you might continue to exist somewhere too. (the desperation???? the raw feelings of love radiating beyond the fourth wall cuz kdj FELT THAT for sure in spite of his unreliable narration. and after yjh was met with silence he just accepts it and says the i shall pray line as he's literally dying?? aughh he's telling kdj to continue to watch over him somewhere in the universe. to continue to be a presence in his life even tho he will not remember him. and kdj does. for thousands of years. even leaving notes on his hospital bed just to go and read another story starring yjh.... loser)

ANYWAY so my actual favorite line is one that i feel it might be pretty anticlimatic considering all these quotes above but it's also a sentence that i feel it's heavily slept on and it drives me nuts everytime i think about it actually

"His story came to an end when the lone reader went away"

oh man. Oh Man. OH MAN. this line. this goddamn line. left me miserable. made me want to dig up a grave and bury myself in it. i was Not prepared for the pure force of yjh's yearning. it struck me and blasted me through the galaxy. i Hate them

[orpheuslament]

Is your family accepting of your queerness? It is nUaNcEd

it has been a journey but they do mostly. i had to come out as trans like four times bc my parents just. straight up refused to listen to me. my mother used to tell me i am too feminine to "want to be a guy" but shes come a long way & shes a hashtag ally now. my dad barely misgenders me anymore & thats A LOT cus when i came out he told me id always be his daughter lol. my brother did the very well-meaning straight cis thing which was saying he knew since the beginning. i got outed to the rest of my family & i havent seen them since so idk where they stand tbh & i dont care much. they live in a different continent & their opinion literally does not affect me. i am very lucky cus even though ik my parents are still kinda unsure about me taking hormones & all that they have never stopped me from doing anything that made me happy & have mostly done their best

[palestickyprinces]

on my hands and knees begging for a family tree (or multiple ones!!) for your original hotd/asoiaf characters...

anon your hand in marriage immediately. how did you know about my one true passion. reveal yourself in my dms within three days else you'll start to cough

some of these are way more in depth because i. well. i only just made some (cough the tullys and martells cough) while others i worked for a day or two on. the targaryen ones look weird bc this site doesnt like incest (or even when two siblings marry another set of siblings). i will put it under a read more lest it take 5 days to scroll past

me looking at anon

we're just gonna go in order of how i have them saved el oh el. also i was gonna link the trees but then realized anyone can edit them and i dont trust people not to fuck up my hard work so now you have to suffer my shitty screenshots. sorry

Maryce Redwyne

(ignore the fact it links to aemond, its just how the site works) now this one is a little weird bc i never fully committed to when it takes place in her canon so some people are dead who shouldnt be some people arent dead who should be etc... also daeron doesn't exist here cuz uhhh. well. i just never put him in.

this verse is also the ones my ocs vaerra targaryen and alyssa targaryen (of pentos), but i ended up removing them since its really maryce's story and i didnt want to include them for like two appearances worth of time

you may notice she has a child who's formerly gone entirely unmentioned...

Lorea Baratheon

this one is straightforward its just the canon family tree plus lorea. i have various other ocs and possible cousins in mind for her story but i dont think any are included in this. however i did go insane adding practically the entire lannister and baratheon/targaryen family trees theres like 60+ people in this one

House Errol

never mentioned these guys (because i forgot they existed) but theyre fairly important players in lorea's story, she runs into the kingswood after (spoiler!) her mom tries to 🗡 her and ends up at haystack hall. sebastion ends up agreeing to let her stay, then as the war continues is the one to push her to claim the throne. totally not because he wants to be her hand and marry his son to her. who would ever do that.

House Mallister

theres a couple more piper cousins/siblings in law on the other side lyman but thats fine. lyman has a wife named lynette swann and i never decided if his name would remain lyman. also i forgot to ever name one of elinor's brothers in law oops

after the hashtag scandal of elinor having a bastard baby her mom gets her brother lucas to marry his son to elinor and elinor is shipped off to pinkmaiden forever. sad!

Ellyn Hightower + Daemion & Alyssa

considering daemion didnt even have his own tag until like yesterday i dont think i ever shared that he's criston's son so. spoiler! theres nothing like giving your affair baby nearly the same name as your husband ❤️ also daeron is again not here. sorry. would be funny to include him just for the sake of the recent headcanons about criston being his daddy tho. when ur cousin is also ur brother and its not even from the incest side of the family

(im not actually doing that. daeron will probably just not be included. unless i really like him when s3 comes out in a decade)

all the stuff to the side is just canon targ bullshit i added

House Tully

these crop weird on tumblr oops. click on em to see it better. i made alys larys's sister bc i just thought being tortured by ur sister in law is funnier than aunt etc. i considered naming zoe and elmo's dad ernie

House Martell

alia and aelyx are twins <3 i did not add all of daeron's various descendants or ancestors because frankly theres kind of a lot of them and again this site hates incest and it starts looking funny real quick. given more time i mightve added them and the great bastards and all but this is what you get for now

maron said their first kid could have a targy name since they'd be a martell either way so daenerys insisted he give the second one a dornish name and then with the twins they just followed their previous pattern of girl gets dornish boy gets targy. these guys are arguably the happiest family of ocs i got

maron had a paramour before wedding daenerys and he sent her away before the marriage because he knew daenerys would take offense to it, and he didn't want to risk the still fairly new targ-martell alliance, or risk angering daeron, which could theoretically pose a risk to maron's own sister. the family's one real conflict is that the paramour has a son who later shows up claiming he's maron's REAL oldest child and that aeron is actually a blackfyre. thankfully the dornish are not stupid and basically just go ????? before kicking the kid out. well actually a lot more happens than just that but yk how it is. that plotline is also only barely existant. i havent even read a knight of the seven kingdoms yet

if you actually read all this then YAYYYYY come be my friend pls. or just send me more asks about my ocs. i love answering questions and talking for way too long i NEED more asks

[mattscoquette]

also girl today has been so funny but so weird like im just gonna yap you can ignore this

i taught him the HOT TO GO! dance and we were play fighting and i was like you need to swear you wont hurt me anymore bc bro punched me HARD in my boob and girl i got issues with my boobs fr

and i made him put his hand on his heart and say “i, his name, swear to not hurt you, my name, anymore and i love you.” perfect and then he said scouts honor and i said bro you arent even a scout?? and he hit me 🙁

way to “swear” bro. lost all my trust in humanity

and then i hit him with the mop handle (like really gently) and he goes “YEOWCH.. hashtag pain”

and apparently salt water taffy has a flavor called POG and i was looking and i said “dad they have a pog flavor” and he goes “pawg? like poor ass white girl?” and i started layghing and he picked upt his stress ball on a string and said “my moms name, who you been getting freaky with? why do you have a gag ball? and why are the kids playing with it?” LIKE HELLO? i damn near pissed myself

and im going on vacation soon and im gonna swimmw dolphins and turtles and he goes “youre gonna get raped. dolphins are the rapists of the sea. and you wanna rape a turtle. im getting you a shirt that says i raped a turtlw in mexico and you can wear it to your new school.” like wtf im not gonna rape a turtle guys i pinky promise (scouts honor)

and then i did the tongue tattoo thats on the fruit rollups and he said what if there was one with a penis and you had a penis in your mouth. (i did an arrow pointing to the back of my throat if that makes sense bc like Matt listen, the arrow is pointing to where you should be.😒)

hes 11

i feel like im in the twilight zone what is happening

tweaking and NOT raping turtles in mexico, 🌺

there is sm going on 😭