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Kdixisijsodofj I love these two. They’re so awful together ❤️
silly doodles of timeline au and slasher au crossover
slasher au by @delirisse
tw suggestive underneath
#rb#cotl slasher au#cotl lamb#cotl Narinder#narilamb#hashtag technically the truth#cotl timeline au#worst person you’ve ever met meets worst person you’ve ever met#<3#cw decapitation#cw death#cw dark humour#cw knife#zombie!aym#ghost!baal#killer!narinder#slasher!lamb#for me
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Bound: Truth to Materials
It’s done!
I have a colour printer now. Can you tell? Lol.
This is, of course, a bind of my own co-authored fic with lately, who is not on Tumblr much/at all, and not under that name. (Apparently I continue to have the idea that I must try out new techniques on my own work first?)
The fic features artist Draco, so I went with that theme for the book design. I also used Canva for the first time, which was a mix of frustration (“whyyyy doesn’t it do this thing Illustrator does???”) and joy (so! much! stock! art!!!) I actually wound up banging the cover doc back into Illustrator because I didn’t trust the lack of guides and dimensions for measuring the cover, but the export was fairly seamless, so that was fine.
Back cover blurbs feat. @moonflower-rose because their comment made me lol so much when I went digging for gold in the comments. Also @thehoneybeet! (I feel weird putting my own reviews on the cover but I’m pretending they’re all directed at lately.)
More blathering under the cut.
For the wrap cover: glossy legal photo paper laminated in a matte legal 3mil pouch — two covers back to back so only the front gets laminated. I actually tried this first on plain paper but the ink bled in spots from the glue moisture and the whole thing delaminated as the glue struck through. I think the glossy coating provides a better barrier between ink and glue. I also used straight PVA on the second go, reasoning that it carries less water. Seemed to work?
Ran into some troubles with hinges delaminating, though, I think more from flexing and the bone folder than moisture? I can see why the IG Dramione binding girlies use the soft touch laminate — less than half the thickness. I haven’t bought any yet though, not sure I am that keen?
The endpapers are foiled but I was annoyed with the folding obscuring the words — might have to be more cautious with that in future.
All the chapter headers are artworks pulled from the bestmuseumbum hashtag on the bird site. It was very fun finding them. (This fic started with a Louvre visit in which lately and I very maturely admired many sculpted arses so there’s a theme.)
Endbands are sewn with embroidery floss and they came out sooo shiny and neat. One strand of floss per wrap is the way to go, even though it’s slow and fine work.
The rest of the bind is unremarkable — legal quarto, sewn French links, bradel-style case.
The cover came out quite 90s which I kind of love. As I’ve said before, and at risk of dating both of us, co-author lately and I met in our young teens, and that was…in the 90s. The earlier part. So a 90s vibe cover for the first fic we managed to co-write since that time? Perfect. Saved by the Bell goodness.
So… cover wraps… I am not sure! I think it’s probably cheaper than even homemade book cloth, but I imagine the archival quality is not great with all the plastic involved. But then same with HTV. I will almost certainly do it again, especially if I want to do something like a book that’s disguised as a textbook or magazine. While I love the artwork available in Canva, I definitely felt like my own creativity was less present? Hard to describe.
One little technical problem that I’m solving: endpapers didn’t stick to the hinge insides fully, not sure if the wrapped spine is too wide or it’s a lamination not liking glue thing or… but the problem is minor. Something to troubleshoot next time.
#bookbinding#fanbinding#case binding#drarry fanbinding#drarry#hp fanbinding#truth to materials#toomuchplor
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'그만 집어치워 고민 같은 거'
Angel Or Devil — Tomorrow By Togheter
✴ ꒰ 𝗧 𝗕𝗬 𝗧 ꒱ sypnosis in which the whole uni shipped her boyfriend with someone unknown, forced to keep the relationship a secret out of force. will she do justice to herself and reveal the daunting truth? or would she stand there and watch as her lifeline slowly fade away from her?
꒰ png ' sungho × fem!reader, smau, written, fluff fluff, silly, slight angst. cw ' curse words, reader is a bit dumb, some parts might be toxic to people contents : 13 attachments. wc ' very long (me and my laptop gave up at counting the words srry), semi-proofread! ꒱
⌗ 雨曦 talks ୨ৎ i want grammarly dead, that shit messes up my writing and proceed to call it grammar. like gtfo 😃🔪
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Y/N had been counting the days since Danielle, Minji's best friend, had sent her that text. It felt like an eternity had passed, yet the sting of the message still lingered. She regretted agreeing to Danielle's request, but she couldn't explain why she had done it in the first place. She still wonders why she made that decision, but she finds it hard to answer her own question. However, it was too late to change anything now. Y/N couldn't even tell Danielle the truth about her relationship with Sungho without hurting Minji. Guilt is consuming her every day, but she chooses to keep quiet for the sake of Minji's happiness, she couldn't bear the thought of making Minji sad. Y/N didn't want to be the reason someone didn't get to experience the same love she had. She was a people-pleaser, and it was something she couldn't help.
Sungho was far from dumb. He could sense that his lover was slowly but surely slipping away from him. He was bewildered and demanded answers. Why was she drifting away from him? Had he done something wrong? Was she annoyed with him and giving him the cold shoulder? None of it made sense to him. He had not acted poorly in recent days, and you started ignoring him on that day, the day where #mingho was created. Sungho finally wrapped his mind around it. He wonders if your behavior towards him was driven by jealousy. Did you deliberately ignore him for that reason? But you weren't the type to be jealous over a stupid Twitter hashtag right? Well technically the whole uni are aware about this #mingho shenanigans.. Great, he messed up.
Sungho pants as he takes a breather finally catching up to you. He calls out, trying to get your attention. You removed one of the earplugs blocking your hearing as you turn around, taking a look at him. "Sungho?"
Sungho's face is pale, and he looks like he has seen a ghost. You hurriedly hand him a bottle of water from your bag, him drinking it in one go. Seeing him finishing the drink you spoke again, "You know you shouldn't call me pet names around the university. People will know we're datin—"
chuu!!
before you can finish your sentence, Sungho cuts you off in a chaste kiss, him slowly pulling away with a smug look on his face.
"Sungho!" you hit his shoulders right after your brain finishes registering what he just did.
"What?" he replies, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
"Get lost."
Sungho smiles sweetly and intertwines his hand with yours.
"How could you get rid of this beauty?" he gives you a wink, a teasing smile visible on his face.
"Narcissistic bitch" you mutter jokingly at him, giving him the side eye before cracking to giggles.
"Tch, Jealousy is a disease"
"shit" a curse leaves your lips upon seeing the notification.
"something wrong?" sungho eyed eyed you worriedly, before diverting his attention back to stirring the meal on the stove.
"it's nothing"
"you sure?"
"im sure" you gave him a small smile, thinking of a way on how to reply to the message.
"100% sure yeah?" sungho asks one more time in a more lively tone this time.
you chuckle assuring him one more time "100% sure love"
"okay... if you say so" sungho's rest his hand on his hip, focusing on the meal.
"sungho babe?" you ask him, waiting for a response from the latter.
"yes love?" sungho turn around showing you a comforting smile.
"hmm do you recon seeing anyone when you met me this morning?"
"well .."
...
"i think so?"
"who is it" you tilt your head unknowingly, curious on who watched both of your lovey dovey moments earlier in the day.
".. minji ..?"
"minji.." you repeats his words to yourself, gathering yourself togheter.
"everything alright love?" sungho turns off the stove, making his way to you carresing your cheeks softly.
you nod your head, quickly changing the topic.
"Let's just talk about something else"
"you took a picture of me when i was asleep???!!!" sungho gasp dramatically, covering his mouth with a hand.
"yups and i just uploaded it!" you beam proudly, showing him your phone.
"oh you're soo done!" sungho hurriedly opens his phone, opening twitter instantly forming an evil payback.
"ehh.. babe i think you should, umm open your twitter..." sungho chuckles loudly, watching you open your phone.
"huh?" your thumb hover over the application's logo as the red icon indicating notifications continue to add its numbers.
'so many notifications ..'
and you clicked it. regretting every single second of it.
"oh my goodness sungho!"
sungho let out a fit of giggle, pinching your cheek "yes i know.."
"what should i do..!" you whine, burying your face deeper into his chest.
"just.. accept it..?" he spoke before his chest was meet with your fist.
"ow! hey you, that's mean!"
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🚨canon muppetverse accounts dni🚨
i'm truly fascinated by milton from a character perspective. from the knowledge i have of the muppet joker cinematic universe, there is a possibility now that he is the one who killed bucephalus? like, correct me if i'm wrong of course, as i'm not caught up with the whole fruit cult storyline yet. love gordon so much, is he canon in the mjcu though? anyways, kermit was sent a message from what appears to be a milton impersonator account, claiming that he killed bucephalus. that's not the part that i thought was a little fishy though. what surprised me is the fact that milton refuses to answer the question as to whether or not he had any involvement in bucephalus' death. again, not concrete evidence by any means, but a Strange choice of words, included with him just getting back from experiencing *something* in the woods, his at the time strained relationship with kermit, as WELL as using cryptic hashtags in his answers regarding Bucephalus. he also had a conversation with someone in the comments of one of those asks saying that he would message the truth of what actually happened to them privately. tbh it reminds me of that time mod silver was the golden child of sonic for real justice's fandom, only to be revealed to be more manipulative and less delicate than they initially appeared to be.
i honestly looooove those kinds of characters in stories, the sleeper villains are the best in my humble opinion(even though it's technically unclear whether or not milton actually is one, but it would be a really interesting route to take imo!) idk i've just been hyperfixated on this whole web of stories for weeks now and i'm really excited to see where it goes from here. the characters are so distinct in their personalities and writing styles to the point where i honestly don't have any idea how many writers have pitched into this. regardless of however many, ya'll are doing a great job. keep it up legends. anyways sorry if this is ineligible my adhd is going so hard today🤘😎🔥 but ty for tuning into pandora's hyperfixation ramblings
#the muppet joker#muppet joker#muppetverse#mjcu#the croakerverse#the croaker movement#Strange things are happening#oh milton!
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ok look I only JUST got into the fandom, not even caught up on the show, so this is coming from watching (at this point) the first two seasons and seeing the everything on my dash BUT
I want a 911 musical episode
the facts are these:
musicals create a world where people burst into song and dance when the emotions are too great for regular speaking. secrets are exposed, hidden truths revealed, whole nine yards
head trauma can cause people to hear singing instead of speaking
THEREFORE I propose:
we hashtag crash that chopper. put Tommy in the hospital in a coma. he's our in, he's the thin line of plausibility here. this also means this is essentially a bottle episode, taking place just in the hospital
Buck is insane with worry, sets up visitation schedules so Tommy's never alone, spends all his time by his bedside. there are songs about it.
in a coma patient's hospital room is a GREAT place for these tough conversations. there's technically another person there, so no one wants to REALLY cause a scene, but that person's in a coma so emotions can run high. we can get some of the tough moments that we DESERVE but haven't gotten (Hen vs Chim tension about Mara! Maddie's reservations about pregnancy and what might happen! let's gooooo!!!!!)
we get dancing. we get singing. we get CAMP.
Tommy obviously heals up and wakes up from his coma, and we see Buck about to enter the room, but when he realizes Tommy is awake... he turns and leaves and someone else comes in instead. because yeah, in a musical this would be the Big Damn Kiss scene, this would be everything resolved.
but Tommy's awake. it's not a musical anymore, it's the real world.
and they don't get to near death experience their way out of having a real adult conversation. they still have to actually TALK IT THROUGH but maybe Tommy's less scared after his coma musical dream and realizes how much he has to fight for this and that's another episode!!
#911 abc#from a metatextual perspective: we KNOW Karen Maddie and Chim can all sing well#it's reasonable to assume that many of the other mains can at least carry a tune in a bucket#so the songs can be written to accommodate the skill levels (Buffy did it for Once More With Feeling)#also singing will either make it much easier or much harder for Oliver Stark to hold onto that accent. either way what bliss#please I just believe that EVERY show deserves a musical episode I just need that in my life#911 show#911#the wee-woo show
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I have no ill will against her, nor do I mean to sound mean, but can Taylor Swift quit using titles that do not apply to her line of work? She's using a typewriter for aesthetic purposes now and using "poets" in her title....she is NOT a poet. She's a musician, a songstress, a bard, singer, but not a poet, nor is a poet any of the things she is.
I don't say this to be ugly, but unfortunately, it's an inevitable truth that once she uses this word, her fandom will swamp the poet hashtag with her content, which thus makes it difficult for technical and actual poets to find relevant room or space for their content.
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sigh.
i realize i dont rant here enough like as much as i should. i should be drawing and not spending time being a fucking idiot ranting on TUMBLR at 2 am but shuake is just too serious for me
CUZ yall don’t understand my level of. crazy. my level of insane my level of obsession its been like 7 months of just straight up fixation and i always find the same things to feel the new feeling of love again for them. saw someone talking about their short film like a little summary on what its abt and the inspiration, a little love letter to their lover of sorts saying how the film is abt genuinely loving someone who is good to you for the first time, “This was the first time I would say "I love you" to someone, and it not come from a place of fear or a toxic one. This film is a celebration of vulnerability, and letting pure, secure love in without the constant impulse to self sabotage” I’ll quote and bc i cant think of love without immediately thinking of shuake (its a genuine problem lmao😭), i HAD to just think about them and yk what. idegaf their love is so beautiful to me. i think the idea of akechi having bpd and the same mental issues and disorders as me finding love in someone who is also very similar to him in some sense, like them both being autistic and such, just really speaks a lot to me.
im definitely not an opposites attract person, although they technically WOULD be opposites i think the whole troupe of “enemies” to lovers is the fact that they arent really enemies and actually have a lot more in common than first thought, at least when done well anyway so to me, they aren’t opposites when it comes to like. the things that matter like personality and the things that make people connect and become closer like the things u cant control ig lol but anywho, bc i hc (its basically canon) akechi having bpd i think thats why it means SO MUCH more to me and i love his character sm. he’s not my favorite, but bc that’s the first time i see a character like that be represented with something so similar to me and not be treated like a villain or just be really extreme like akechi is definitely. well. extreme but he’s not like, let’s say, like yuri level from ddlc like i wouldnt even consider that bpd she just straight up crazy😭 like idk, i just really relate to akechi so i really see him having bpd and bc ive always felt soo left out bc of my bpd even in spaces you would THINK would be safer, i always feel singled out somehow and although i still dont really know why, ig i see myself in akechi a lot and even akira too so the idea that parts of me could find that love and care like the fact that parts of me could find other parts of me, ig im not broken lmao like its all a little puzzle :)
okkk lore drop🔥🔥 got so hashtag emo there BUT that meant something i promise!!! that whole idea of feeling like ur missing something or theres just something wrong with u or ur unloveable or whatever, the idea that akechi felt that and FOUND it in akira makes my heart melt like a fucking fangirl i hate everything. i always think abt shuake and their love bc people always say how they are so toxic blah blah blah, and yk what, lemme not lie, that’s probably the truth! but i cant see them being soo toxic like that especially with how young they are like akechi was like. a few months of just turning 18, akira was 17 like they arent full grown adults even tho akechi was definitely aware enough to know what he was doing was wrong (even at 15 or however old he was when first helping shido i would say), you wouldnt understand the FULL severity of it like its a lot to explain but HOPEFULLY i make sense lol😭😭 and i think just being so young and growing through so much like im already. off. and i dont even live a life CLOSE to that EVER like of course he’s gonna be a little. off his rockets🤩 i mean what did yall expect😭 i keep using this phrase but yea!! so the idea of him meeting akira and finally being able to feel that youth and enjoy parts of life that typically teenagers get to live is si sweet to me.
mind u, im not saying that him living that “teenage life” is the way it HAS to be lived bc i think my life is better without those things as a teen myself and its most definitely not necessary but to me, akechi is just like. a very much stan twitter gay guy😭 he has his little bit of nerd (WHICH I LOVE^_^) but like anyone, of course he would want and need that friendship, that connection. do i believe he wouldn’t really care abt friends and shit? yea bc look, i dont really care for that myself but i wont lie to you and tell u i would love just ONE good connection in my life like yk, a friend i actually want but im not gonna be all friendless here so back to akechi!😊 he’s just very normal high schooler to me, ONE THING I LOVE ABT HIM AND SUMI ACTUALLY. i feel like with sumi, because ae doesn’t know like anything abt akechi’s past and what’s he’s done and stuff i feel like akechi just gets to live a “regular high schooler life” with sumi, yk? like everytime akechi and sumi would hang out (i like to believe they would hang out pre royal idgaf🥱) and akechi would complain or talk akira, sumi would just think “ah he’s on his crush thing again” like ae has NO CLUE he’s gonna shoot him in the head and yk what. that connection definitely means something bc that would be the first person akechi has ever met his age who ISNT involved in his “work life”?? like isn’t involved in his cases and shit like. a genuine healthy friendship🤯🤯🤯 and thats ANOTHWR reason i love sumigoro (make fun of me all u want but i seriously do not. gaf😜😝) bc i think akechi would really go and mess that up, he’d be like “wait. do i actually like sumi” all bc of the fact that they have a good connection and akechi isnt used to that
WHICH brings me to what i was GOING TO bring up (sorry for the crazy detour) but YEA, the whole idea of having a love and always feeling the need to self sabotage reminds me smm of shuake. akechi going and ruining their connection even though there was definitely ways he could’ve gone abt killing shido…. with the phantom thieves’ health possibly👀👀???? i feel like that was the prime explain of self sabotage, guilt and the fact that he wasnt even actually processing what he did and HAS done. like that one scene after 11/20 where he’s in the studio filming and their asking him abt the pts and he gets slient and thinks abt some shit like abt the pts and sorta feels guilty (idk if thats the undesirable child scene i think it is but im not sure lol) but yeah that, that is the PRIME explain of processing and guilt. after killing people and doing all that shit for so long i think that was the first time it actually hit him like “oh shit wait. i’ll never see these people again” like the idea that it hit so close to home, these were kids HIS age, even younger too and.. what EYE like to believe, people he thought probably deserved more life than even himself (like the after thought of it) bc u cannot convince me he really sent his ass over to shido’s palace just to tell joker some shit like girl. and getting himself killed too like naww that’s embarrassing as shit😭😭 like ik thats talked abt and thats what the whole scene is abt but like. EXACTLY he felt guilt for his actions and felt he needed to atone!! HE HADNT REALLT PROCESSED ANYTHING IF HE WAS FEELING THAT NOWW ofc he was going to get innocent people killed like. YEA😭😭 but he’s a fucking kid like what did u expect him to do, even if i had that power even with the current knowledge i have☝️🤓 i wouldnt even realize wtf im doing like yk ur doing something bad, but as a smart kid too.. its all abt competition lol, but in all seriousness tho and they show that in the game
ok sorry got off track again but yea, self sabotaging his love with akira all for the competition of it all, clearly i will never just flow into it naturally so ill state it plainly, self sabotaging his love and overall genuine connection with akira bc thats all he was ever thought to do, from his own mother and obviously, his own father. had to sabotage the love he had for his mother bc well. she ended up kwording herself😭😭 and had to sabotage the love for his father (which didnt exist to me idc) bc he had to kill him, i mean. he was awful😭😭 so having that constant battle between that, thats one thing i LOVE like ADORE ABOUT SHUAKE i love the idea that they could be vulnerable with each other i also love akira and his personality cuz he compliments akechi so well in SO MANY WAYS whoever wrote and made their characters and storylines personally ate with their yaoi deliverance😍😍 LMAO that was a joke but honestly. gave us such a good ship TY🙏 atlus at least for SOMETHING ur good at like like the thing i quoted said, THE WAY THAT IF ATLUS WOULDVE GAVE US AN I LOVE YOU BETWEEN THEM. aside from the fact i would’ve killed myself and died and then fell off a cliff and then kill myself again and killed myself a 3rd time just to make sure i also would’ve cried SO BAD, ik thats asking for WAYY TOO MUCHH but let a girl dream smh like IT WOULDVE MESNT SO MUCH AND HAD SM WEIGHT, it truly would’ve been akechi’s first ily that would’ve came from a genuine good place or would’ve been the first ily he ever heard that didnt try to manipulate or gain smth out of him!! which is. BEAUTIFUL ALL WAYS U LOOK AT IT like they definitely had their ups and downs (shuake i mesn) but the fact akira still wouldve loved him and seen him through everything is just so. something abt the unstable and the unstable but a little more stable dynamic😍😍 but seriously tho lol, i love their connection. again, it just speaks a lot to me SO PERSONALLY i hate everything
one thing i love abt royal is how we got to see akechi’s character a bit, i do like the royal writing a lot for this reason, some parts felt like aww yk lol and kinda reminiscent to the beginning of the game which felt a lot more genuine even tho royal’s writing felt more fanservicey, it had SOME sense of like, ok the characters arent written toooo bad here like the middle of persona so i appreciated it and u can tell atlus put a lot more work on the royal trio scenes (the fanservice was crazy in that part😭) so i also loved that too lol bc again, we got to see akechi’s character and the effect joker had on him and how like. less of an asshole he was like i wish we could’ve seen just a BIT more of him. again again i just LOVE dynamics like shuake and seeing characters grow and shit and shuake just does it so well UGH i hate them😭😭
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honestly i don't usually like localizations but it's from my childhood so i can make an exception..... and also i really like nam do-il. because shinichi sounds like it would mean "one truth" like his catchphrase even though technically the shin in his name isn't the truth kanji it's meant to sound like it. and do-il is a pun also it sounds like doyle like conan doyle but also il is the number one like ichi.... and do is a native korean word for god sort of and one of the hanja for shin is god. the details. i love hashtag details
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❀ *◦ keke palmer. female. she/her. bisexual. ⇝ hey, isn’t that aretha hatzi( hashtag )? i think that the twenty-seven year old from meteora, greece works as a hacker for the order of the dead idol, but outside of that people describe them as late nights spent staring at the computer, hanging out in shady diners, no care for which version of themselves is seen next. i hear they are secretive & distant, but they are also known to be warm & lyrical. consider giving them a visit at their home in the seal harbor apartments and get to know why they’re called the black sheep.
𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
FULL NAME: Arethra Mae Hatzi ALIAS | NICKNAMES: Hashtag (to those who know or come across her work), Arie, Aretha Daniels. BIRTHDAY | AGE: COMING SOON, 27. BIRTH LOCATION | CITIZENSHIP: Unknown, unknown. | Greek citizenship, in a way. CURRENT LOCATION: Anchorage, Alaska. SEXUALITY: Bisexual. SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Greek, Spanish, German, Chinese, Turkish and some other various languages. OCCUPATION | DEGREES: Hacker for the Dead Idol. | Broadcast Engineer for 107.5 BLACK DRAGON PEARL RADIO. | None. IQ | ETC: While not technically tested for IQ as a miroir, Hashtag is quick to learn technological things and thinks of her brain as a super computer. It's the reason she was able to become a hacker compared to any other skill sets -- and she believes the real Aretha must've been highly intelligent. PERSONALITY: She can be well spoken and almost lyrical -- but that's because in a way, she's speaking in code. While she might live in the world's shittiest apartment complex, she is warm despite how secretive she can be behind closed doors. If you ever need a meal, she'll cook you something, or invite you to her favorite dinky diner for a meal on her. Despite that, for every inch she gives someone, there's a few feet between the truth and reality. FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cats. All the cats. In fact, for the first time in Hashtag's existence, she finally has a cat.
𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
Imagine opening your eyes, empty inside of emotion and memory. Now imagine being told you're someone, but you're really not. You're a mirrored image of someone who went missing -- you are them, on the surface. A clone of a life that would never be yours, or you. You're tested to find your skillset, settling on computers. In fact, it comes all too naturally to you when your fingers type. Your eyes can see the faults in codes most cannot and somewhere along the way, you create a super worm virus capable of bringing down governments IF SOMEONE REALLY WANTED YOU TO. So you keep that tucked away for a rainy day, going where you're told like the perfect technological solider they want you to be.
𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
Flash forward to now, stepping out of a car that dropped you outside of the shittiest set of apartments you've ever seen. There was an order to stay here, waiting in the shadows until your skillset comes in handy once more. Get a job, make friends, blend in with the masses. Yet you start to think you're crazy when you get flashes, however brief they are, of a life you know isn't yours; not aware that the life you've never lived is just around the corner. A meeting of chance, or a stroke of luck, but you've never been lucky. No, if anything you're screwed.
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ⌿ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃
Arissa Hatzi -- TO BE PLOTTED. It's gonna be angsty, don't worry. Grab a thing of popcorn and gather around for the shitshow.
Those involved with the radio station -- whether they work together or deal with each other in passing, these people probably look to her for help as a broadcast engineer, or there's a caller who happened upon her on a smoke break and asked her a question or two while they were sneaking around.
Someone she butts heads with often -- Most people don't ask too many questions. They certainly don't put much thought into certain actions, but from day one, these two have fought each other on everything. Maybe they've actually thrown hands? Whatever it is, it's like fire and gasoline.
Someone she helps with computers -- Did you use your school computer to look up spicy subjects, and now have a nasty virus on it? Did you find a code that's suspicious? Do you not know what technology is? Whatever the case is, this person always hits her up for computer help and she's always down to answer the call.
Someone she talks conspiracies with -- How these two met, no one really knows, but whenever they're together, they're always hush hush whispering in the corner or in a booth. In a way, this is as truthful as she'll allow herself to be with someone even if it's battling the idea of a giant moth man fighting a yeti.
Someone who is aware, or sort of aware, they both are miroirs -- Maybe they trained together or maybe they met along the way on some mission or attack. Maybe they aren't aware and Hashtag has to break the news. Whatever the case, I need semi-best friends trauma bonding.
#anchorintro#death mention tw#just in case i think#tldr; works at the radio station. is a gremlin. needs friends; can't make any 99.9% of the time#this isn't finished asndjkds
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Published on YouTube: Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed!
Published on YouTube: Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! https://meybellreed.wordpress.com/2024/11/02/published-on-youtube-debunking-speed-reading-myths-truth-revealed/ Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading? | Speed Reading Myths | Speed Reading Facts | What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading Is speed reading really just skimming? Does reading faster mean less comprehension? In this video, we dive deep into the common myths about speed reading and debunk each one with facts, examples, and proven techniques. From understanding that speed reading enhances comprehension to discovering how it can improve enjoyment of novels, this video is here to clear the misconceptions and reveal how speed reading can elevate your reading experience! Topics Covered: Myth 1: Does speed reading sacrifice comprehension? Myth 2: Can you truly enjoy books if you read fast? Myth 3: Is speed reading only for non-fiction? Myth 4: Is speed reading only for naturally fast readers? Whether you’re a student, a book lover, or simply curious about speed reading, you’ll learn why speed reading can work for anyone and improve both comprehension and enjoyment! Get ready to debunk common myths about speed reading and discover the truth behind this powerful skill! Boost your comprehension, increase enjoyment, and unlock a faster, more efficient way to read! Keywords: What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading, Speed Reading Myths, Speed Reading Facts, Speed Reading Misconceptions, Speed Reading Techniques OUTLINE: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:40 Speed Reading Sacrifices Comprehension 00:01:10 Speed Reading Enhances Comprehension with the Right Techniques 00:02:40 You Can’t Enjoy Books if You Read Them Fast 00:03:04 Speed Reading Can Enhance the Enjoyment of Stories 00:04:43 Speed Reading is Only for Non-Fiction and Skimming Technical Documents 00:05:07 Speed Reading Works for All Types of Literature 00:06:48 You Can’t Learn to Speed Read if You’re a Slow Reader 00:07:17 Anyone Can Learn to Speed Read with Practice 00:08:46 Conclusion #Hashtags: #SpeedReading #MythsAboutSpeedReading #ReadingTechniques #Comprehension #SpeedReadingFacts #ReadingEnjoyment #Productivity #LearningTips #StudySkills #MythBusting #ReadingComprehension #ReadingTechniques #ReadingEnjoyment #LearningSkills #ReadingTips #LiteracySkills #audiobook #reading #success #motivation Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! published first on https://www.youtube.com/@waqademy12 / from WAqademy https://waqademy12.wordpress.com/2024/11/02/published-on-youtube-debunking-speed-reading-myths-truth-revealed/ via https://www.youtube.com/@waqademy12 via Maybell Reed https://meybellreed.wordpress.com November 01, 2024 at 12:39PM
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Published on YouTube: Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed!
Published on YouTube: Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! https://reymcauley.blogspot.com/2024/11/published-on-youtube-debunking-speed.html Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! 🔥 What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading? | Speed Reading Myths | Speed Reading Facts | What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading 🔥 Is speed reading really just skimming? Does reading faster mean less comprehension? In this video, we dive deep into the common myths about speed reading and debunk each one with facts, examples, and proven techniques. From understanding that speed reading enhances comprehension to discovering how it can improve enjoyment of novels, this video is here to clear the misconceptions and reveal how speed reading can elevate your reading experience! 🧠 Topics Covered: Myth 1: Does speed reading sacrifice comprehension? Myth 2: Can you truly enjoy books if you read fast? Myth 3: Is speed reading only for non-fiction? Myth 4: Is speed reading only for naturally fast readers? Whether you’re a student, a book lover, or simply curious about speed reading, you’ll learn why speed reading can work for anyone and improve both comprehension and enjoyment! Get ready to debunk common myths about speed reading and discover the truth behind this powerful skill! Boost your comprehension, increase enjoyment, and unlock a faster, more efficient way to read! Keywords: What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading, Speed Reading Myths, Speed Reading Facts, Speed Reading Misconceptions, Speed Reading Techniques OUTLINE: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:40 Speed Reading Sacrifices Comprehension 00:01:10 Speed Reading Enhances Comprehension with the Right Techniques 00:02:40 You Can't Enjoy Books if You Read Them Fast 00:03:04 Speed Reading Can Enhance the Enjoyment of Stories 00:04:43 Speed Reading is Only for Non-Fiction and Skimming Technical Documents 00:05:07 Speed Reading Works for All Types of Literature 00:06:48 You Can’t Learn to Speed Read if You’re a Slow Reader 00:07:17 Anyone Can Learn to Speed Read with Practice 00:08:46 Conclusion #Hashtags: #SpeedReading #MythsAboutSpeedReading #ReadingTechniques #Comprehension #SpeedReadingFacts #ReadingEnjoyment #Productivity #LearningTips #StudySkills #MythBusting #ReadingComprehension #ReadingTechniques #ReadingEnjoyment #LearningSkills #ReadingTips #LiteracySkills #audiobook #reading #success #motivation Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! published first on https://www.youtube.com/@waqademy12 / from WAqademy https://waqademy.blogspot.com/2024/11/published-on-youtube-debunking-speed.html via https://www.youtube.com/@waqademy12 via Ray McCauley https://reymcauley.blogspot.com/ November 01, 2024 at 12:22PM
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Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! 🔥 What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading? | Speed Reading Myths | Speed Reading Facts | What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading 🔥 Is speed reading really just skimming? Does reading faster mean less comprehension? In this video, we dive deep into the common myths about speed reading and debunk each one with facts, examples, and proven techniques. From understanding that speed reading enhances comprehension to discovering how it can improve enjoyment of novels, this video is here to clear the misconceptions and reveal how speed reading can elevate your reading experience! 🧠 Topics Covered: Myth 1: Does speed reading sacrifice comprehension? Myth 2: Can you truly enjoy books if you read fast? Myth 3: Is speed reading only for non-fiction? Myth 4: Is speed reading only for naturally fast readers? Whether you’re a student, a book lover, or simply curious about speed reading, you’ll learn why speed reading can work for anyone and improve both comprehension and enjoyment! Get ready to debunk common myths about speed reading and discover the truth behind this powerful skill! Boost your comprehension, increase enjoyment, and unlock a faster, more efficient way to read! Keywords: What Are the Common Myths About Speed Reading, Speed Reading Myths, Speed Reading Facts, Speed Reading Misconceptions, Speed Reading Techniques OUTLINE: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:40 Speed Reading Sacrifices Comprehension 00:01:10 Speed Reading Enhances Comprehension with the Right Techniques 00:02:40 You Can't Enjoy Books if You Read Them Fast 00:03:04 Speed Reading Can Enhance the Enjoyment of Stories 00:04:43 Speed Reading is Only for Non-Fiction and Skimming Technical Documents 00:05:07 Speed Reading Works for All Types of Literature 00:06:48 You Can’t Learn to Speed Read if You’re a Slow Reader 00:07:17 Anyone Can Learn to Speed Read with Practice 00:08:46 Conclusion #Hashtags: #SpeedReading #MythsAboutSpeedReading #ReadingTechniques #Comprehension #SpeedReadingFacts #ReadingEnjoyment #Productivity #LearningTips #StudySkills #MythBusting #ReadingComprehension #ReadingTechniques #ReadingEnjoyment #LearningSkills #ReadingTips #LiteracySkills #audiobook #reading #success #motivation Debunking Speed Reading Myths: Truth Revealed! published first on https://www.youtube.com/@waqademy12 /
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Title: Trump and Musk Discuss Assassination Attempt and Deportations During Glitchy X Chat
Summary: In a highly anticipated interview on X, formerly known as Twitter, Donald Trump detailed his recent assassination attempt and his plans for large-scale deportations, while also discussing his vision for a second term. The conversation, hosted by Elon Musk, was plagued by technical difficulties and highlighted the evolving relationship between the two influential figures. Despite the glitches, the session underscored the shifting U.S. political landscape and Trump's return to the social media platform after his ban was lifted.
Keywords: Donald Trump, Elon Musk, X (formerly Twitter), assassination attempt, deportations, 2024 Election, social media, politics, technical glitches, U.S. Presidency, Trump campaign
Hashtags: #TrumpMusk #2024Election #SocialMedia #ImmigrationPolicy #USPolitics
Trump and Musk Discuss Assassination Attempt and Deportations During Glitchy X Chat
Overview
Donald Trump made a dramatic return to X, the platform previously known as Twitter, to discuss his recent assassination attempt and plans for mass deportations if re-elected. The conversation with X’s owner, Elon Musk, was meant to connect with millions of voters but was marred by significant technical issues.
Key Discussion Points
Assassination Attempt:
Trump described in vivid detail how he survived a recent assassination attempt, attributing his survival to a last-minute movement. Musk praised Trump’s resilience, highlighting it as a crucial trait for national security.
Immigration Plans:
Trump reiterated his commitment to initiating the largest deportation effort in U.S. history, aiming to expel millions of illegal immigrants. He also spoke about his broader agenda for reducing government regulations.
Technical Glitches:
The interview faced a rocky start, with over 878,000 users struggling to connect, and Trump’s voice was often muffled. Musk attributed the delays to a "massive attack" on the platform, reminiscent of earlier technical failures during other high-profile events.
Trump and Musk’s Relationship
The conversation underscored the evolving dynamics between Trump and Musk, who have shifted from adversaries to allies. Musk, once a critic of Trump’s presidency, now supports him, even endorsing him after the assassination attempt. Their discussion also included the possibility of Musk joining Trump’s administration to lead a government efficiency initiative.
Political and Social Impact
Platform Strategy:
Trump’s return to X marks a significant moment as he reconnects with his 88 million followers, a stark contrast to his smaller audience on Truth Social. This move illustrates the platform’s importance in shaping political discourse, despite the challenges faced during the interview.
Global Reactions:
The interview caught the attention of international figures, including EU Commissioner Thierry Breton, who warned Musk about potential "amplification of harmful content," highlighting the global implications of the conversation.
Conclusion
Despite the technical issues, Trump’s interview on X showcased his resilience and ambition for a potential second term. The conversation with Musk, while lacking new policy revelations, emphasized the shifting political landscape and the importance of social media in modern campaigns.
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with roommate ALICE You can't be putting your mouth all over it like that.
JASON You're right, I should probably stick a bit of tongue in too.
ALICE Does everything have to be an innuendo with you?
JASON Haven't you heard? I'm the innuendo champ. I had to beat off some pretty stiff competition. Hashtag dad jokes.
ALICE It's not a dad joke. I'm not even old enough to be a dad. Even I'm old enough to be a dad, technically.
JASON What are you doing up this early, anyway?
ALICE Got an interview with a record company today, don't I?
JASON What one? Guinness Worlds?
ALICE Portal Records, actually. They're sort of a big deal, run by Marshall Healy.
JASON Oh, Bruce and his old filters.
ALICE So, are you still having those nightmares?
JASON What nightmares? The ones that you wake up from every day, screaming?
ALICE That's just cramp. I probably need more potassium. Anyway, I need you to sign for a package that's going to be delivered when I'm out.
JASON Sorry, I've blocked out my day for reading. No interruptions. (SARCASTICALLY) Yeah, reading.
ALICE Those nightmares haven't got anything to do with Melody, do they?
JASON Melody? Haven't thought about her in ages.
ALICE Then why are you constantly checking her Instagram?
JASON Oh, I am so late for work.
ALICE You're up early. Is it the nightmares? ////////////////// ROOMMATE: Let's go, man!
KAWMI: I have to bail, you know.
ROOMMATE: But you said you wanted these tickets.
KAWMI: Trust me, this is huge.
ROOMMATE: Are you gonna bail on me? i need to get out after my break up
KAWMI: Look, man, I swear if it was anything else I'd come. But Amy got me this meeting at the production company. I can't.
ROOMMATE: Just remember that next time … oh i have a missed from my ex , she must b in trouble.
roommate calls her ANDY: why r u calling me?
GWEN: What am I doing ? You're the one who phoned me.
ANDY: That was a mistake. I was trying to delete your number.
GWEN: I call it a sign.
ANDY: Yeah, a stop sign.
GWEN: We had a fun few months but it is over.
ANDY:Look, I messed up but you understand, I was hammered. Me and the boys were playing truth or dare.
GWEN: We're not back together, Andy.
ANDY: But we were great together. Just give me one more chance. Do you remember when we were more than friends? ////////////////// i need to make money to pay .(moving on job) where are you going ? my company is looking for a few more people. How about I sign you up?
PAT: (smooth) This job interview could be your golden ticket. PAT (CONT'D): Nine-to-five, cushy gig. No more of this starving artist nonsense.
BILL: (conflicted) I don't know, Pat… Acting is my passion.
PAT: (scoffing) Is it paying the bills? Face facts, buddy.
PAT (CONT'D): (pressing) This kind of opportunity doesn't come around often. Just think about it.
ERROL: i need to make money to pay for the audition space.
////////////////// MAX:is that u playing, Where did you learn to play like that?
ERROL: yea. I've had a few lessons.
MAX: i know u said u play but I figured you were going to be shit like all the other kids.
ERROL: Can you play anything else?
Errol takes the guitar from Max and begins to play 'VIVA LA VIDA' by COLDPLAY.
MAX: Errol, how would you like to be in my band?
ERROL: Would I need a humpback and a dodgy eye?
MAX: No. Think about it, u could be Jim Morrison to my Ray Manzarek.
ERROL: sure
ERROL: Wait, wait, wait, "Last Place Hero" is one of our unrecorded songs. I wrote the lyrics. And I wrote the melody, so if I change the lyrics, then it's a new song.
MAX: There's a way to win And a way to lose If you're a hero Just like Nero
ERROL: How about… "Just like Nero, burning bright in the night, but in the end, he was the last place hero"?
MAX: That's perfect! It gives the song a whole new meaning.
MAX: Now all I've got to do is finish off these lyrics.
ERROL: Do you not think this could maybe use some keyboard?
ERROL: Really? Cos I think this could use a little EDM vibe.
ERROL: How about something like this?
He plays a catchy electronic melody that complements MAX's guitar.
MAX: That's it! That's perfect!
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JOSH You're so sweet and saccharine I hardly can believe That when I see you coming I can feel you in my teeth Racing through my senses Candy in my brain Rotting everything inside You give me sugar pain Sugar in my blood making my heart flood Pumping through my arteries You hit me with a thud.
ALICE OK, thoughts.
JASON It's all right.
ALICE Just all right? It's just the "sugar in my blood, making my heart flood", kind of sounds like diabetes.
JASON Huh. It's a metaphor. But if sugar's a problem, I can always change it to honey.
GWEN It's not just the lyrics. It's the Father John Misty thing. You know, it's all a bit hipster, faux hippy, fake folk vibe. It's just not right for our debut LP.
JOSH We could change the arrangement.
ALICE It also has no appeal.
//////////////////MAX and ERROL talking about gals co worker
scene : with girlfriend discussing favorite film call from Mo Khan of Rage Records roommate
ERROL: Whoa, what are you doing?
MAX: What does it look like? I'm watching the news, i got nothing to do
MAX: Are those hearts you've got on your pyjamas?
ERROL: No, they're flowers.
RROL: I just really don't want to go to this party.
MAX: Why not?
ERROL: No reason. I just don't like parties.
MAX: Oh, man. But parties are great. Free food, free booze. Girls, drunk girls. What's not to like? You haven't lived until you've woken up in a stranger's garden, wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a smile on your face.
Parties are where you learn the art of pointless banter. Do you think I came out this charming? No. It was parties. If you don't learn to love parties, you'll end up being some weird, no party guy . Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
MAX: No!
ERROL: Get changed out of them Flower Power things and let's get you to a party! Are you sure he's going to like this?
MAX: Trust me. He's going to love it.
////////////////// ERROL and MAX find themselves in a whirlwind of excitement as they rush to meet Mo Khan of Rage Records
Right now? I mean, yeah, we can. OK. Thanks. MAX: That was Rage Records on the phone!
ERROL: That was Rage Records! I-I-I sent them a demo and a clip of us playing and Mo Khan at Rage Records, he wants us to come in right now for a meeting with them.
MAX: Who's Mo Khan?
ERROL: Mo Khan of Rage Records! He's like the Simon Cowell of Rage Records, . I mean, if he tweets about us once, we are pretty much automatically famous.
MAX: What do you think?
ERROL: You look like a vicar.
MAX: I look like a domino. I look like a sexy, sexy domino. People love dominos. Domino's Pizza, Fats Domino.
ANDY: Your face looks like a Furby.
ERROL: Only breath mints from Mo's desk. Didn't taste very nice though.
I keep my E in a mint tin.
ANDY: What?!
MAX: Yeah. tripping balls on Ecstasy.
ERROL: Errol, how many mints did you have?
////////////////// ERROL: let's have a game!
MAX: I've got a better idea. Let's write a song!
ERROL: When was the last time you wrote a really cracking tune? We haven't done anything together since,.
MAX: Yeah. I'm just kind of letting some ideas percolate at the moment.
ERROL: No. Are you telling me you haven't written
MAX: I don't have writer's block!
///////////MAX and ERROL turn their conversation about writer's block ~ ERROL: Let's write a song about it.
MAX: That's a great idea! strums guitar Restraining order! Restraining order!
ERROL: joins in Don't take away my happiness you BLEEP.
MAX: laughs Whoa! Whoa!
ERROL: What? Too much? I mean I could say, "Witch". It's not as good but it rhymes.
MAX: grinning Yeah, "Witch" works. Let's go with that.
////////////////// MAX: Your imagination's in a rut and we're going to free it.
ROOMMATE: I need tp get healthy. im throwing away the meat
ERROL: High in trans-fat. High in sodium. High in sugar. How often do you get exercise per week?
MAX: Please, this body takes care of itself.
ERROL: Zero exercise. ERROL: High in sugar. High in…
MAX: I was just high.
ERROL: Do you get regular bowel movements?
MAX: What's that got to do with anything?!
ERROL: Irregular BMs. When was the last time you were intimate with a lady?
MAX: Now, a gentleman never tells.
ERROL: Eight months and 23 days, all right? That completes the questionnaire.
MAX: It keeps the mind focused.
ERROL: I'm focused. Now let's play video games? //////////////////
MAX: Hello? Andy? Errol? What happened? Did you overdose?
ERROL coughs.
ERROL: I've got the flu.
MAX: Why aren't you running for your life?
ERROL: Oh, I've had the flu jab. I'm invincible.
MAX: Oh. What do you want? You came to give me a piece of paper?
ERROL: It's a song competition. I'll go and make a cup of tea and you can read the details.
[ERROL heads to the kitchen while MAX takes the paper and begins to read.]
ROOMMATE: Did you take the medication
STUDENT: I did. I've been feeling better. But now… I'm having cold sweats. And this headache won't quit, been pounding since 4:00 in the morning. (Student sets the glass down.)
ROOMMATE: What about your voice?
STUDENT: It's better.
ROOMMATE: Just… Just be careful.
////////////////// PAT: (smooth) This job interview could be your golden ticket. PAT (CONT'D): Nine-to-five, cushy gig. No more of this starving artist nonsense.
BILL: (conflicted) I don't know, Pat… Acting is my passion.
PAT: (scoffing) Is it paying the bills? Face facts, buddy
MICHAEL my company is looking for a few more people. How about I sign you up?
JON yesm i will
////////////////// ERROL: There you have it, the most dangerous animal in the jungle. The female human. One minute she can take you to the heights of ecstasy, and the next she can shatter your soul with a single glance.
ERROL: Morning, ladies!
They approach a group of girls.
MAX: So tell me about this Ruby. What is she out of 10?
ERROL: She's a 10!
MAX: All right, now bear in mind . a two can never go out with an eight. That would be suicide. but Some people are immune to the whole scoring system altogether. Mega rich bastards, athletes, talented musicians.
MAX: Now, jokes. Women love good jokes. ERROL: I don't get it.
MAX: Trust me, it's hilarious. Now, what jokes have you got?
MAX: We'll work on the jokes. Right, now let's practise asking a girl out. I'll be a girl. You ask me out.
ERROL: Erm…hi.
MAX: "Erm…hi"? Seriously? Your opening line is the most important thing you'll ever say to a girl. If you can't think of anything funny, give her a compliment, buy her a drink. Be charming. Be charismatic. Be mysterious.
ERROL: Can't I just be myself?
MAX: No! Are you crazy? Never be yourself.
ERROL, in his pajamas adorned with flowers, catches MAX watching the news instead of resting. ERROL: Whoa, what are you doing?
MAX: What does it look like? I'm watching the news, i got nothing to do
MAX: Are those hearts you've got on your pyjamas?
ERROL: No, they're flowers.
RROL: I just really don't want to go to this party.
MAX: Why not?
ERROL: No reason. I just don't like parties.
MAX: Oh, man. But parties are great. Free food, free booze. Girls, drunk girls. What's not to like? You haven't lived until you've woken up in a stranger's garden, wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a smile on your face.
Parties are where you learn the art of pointless banter. Do you think I came out this charming? No. It was parties. If you don't learn to love parties, you'll end up being some weird, no party guy . Is that what you want? Is that what you want?
MAX: No!
ERROL: Get changed out of them Flower Power things and let's get you to a party! Are you sure he's going to like this?
MAX: Trust me. He's going to love it.
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PAT: (smooth) This job interview could be your golden ticket. PAT (CONT'D): Nine-to-five, cushy gig. No more of this starving artist nonsense.
BILL: (conflicted) I don't know, Pat… Acting is my passion.
PAT: (scoffing) Is it paying the bills? Face facts, buddy
MICHAEL my company is looking for a few more people. How about I sign you up?
JON yesm i will
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MICHAEL You didn't show up for the interview.
JON No, I didn't.
MICHAEL I recommended you, Jon. I MICHAEL I recommended you, Jon. I put my name on the line for you. JON Tell them I had a medical emergency.
MICHAEL This is my life.
JON It's just a job. It's selling stuff people don't need.
MICHAEL It's how I make my living.
JON There's more to life than money.
MICHAEL Money may not buy happiness, but it sure helps.
Well, it doesn’t hurt. I’m sorry for enjoying my life while I can.
(stops himself)
I've got to run.
He heads off in the opposite direction.
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ICHAEL (ON PHONE): I think let’s give it a minute and see what happens next week…
(Jon enters.)
JON: I need a job. I’ll apologize for the interview.
MICHAEL (ON PHONE): I’m going to call you right back. (Hangs up the phone.)
JON: I want to do what you do. I want to have what you have.
MICHAEL: What is going on?
JON: I spent a lot of time on a solo show that is never going to happen. I can’t do it again, Mike.
MICHAEL: Are you done? The script you wrote is good.
JON: I can’t keep waiting. This is my life.
MICHAEL: I understand.
JON: You don’t understand. I’m running out of time.
MICHAEL: (scoffs) You are not running out of time. (pauses) I… I have lung cancer.
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The 17 Digital Marketing 'Facts' You've Been Lied to About
You've been lied to. The world of digital marketing is filled with myths and half-truths passed off as facts. For years, so-called experts have been pushing the same misleading ideas that simply aren't true anymore. It's time to bust through the noise and get the real facts about what's happening in digital marketing today and what's coming next. In this article, we're going to tackle 17 of the biggest digital marketing lies and give you the truth behind the hype. Some of these facts may surprise you, but they represent where digital marketing is really headed. So put on your skeptic's hat, forget everything you thought you knew about digital marketing, and get ready for a dose of the truth. The world of online marketing is changing fast, and these 17 facts are your guide to what's really happening and what really matters. The lies stop here.
Content Is King: But Context Is Queen
Content is still king, but context is queen. In today's digital world, it's not enough to just produce great content. You need to make sure your content is tailored to your audience and their needs.
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The platforms and devices your audience uses provide context too. Ensure your content displays properly on mobile and is easy to read and navigate. Video and interactive content are ideal for some audiences. Podcasts or webinars may better suit long-form or complex topics.
Context shapes the entire user experience. Provide value to your audience by understanding their needs, habits, and preferences. Combine high-quality content with a personalized encounter, and you'll turn more visitors into customers and fans. After all, without context, even the best content is just noise.
Social Media Is the Only Way to Reach Customers: Not Anymore
Social media is still important, but it's not the only way to reach your customers anymore. There are many other digital marketing channels you should be utilizing:
Email marketing, for example, is a great way to stay in touch with your audience. According to research, email has an average ROI of $42 for every $1 spent. Yet only 49% of companies are actively collecting email addresses. Start building your list and send regular newsletters with helpful content and product updates.
Pay-per-click (PPC) advertising lets you show up at the top of search engines like Google. You only pay when people click your ads. PPC provides targeted traffic and measurable results. Even with competition, the average company generates $2 in revenue for every $1 spent on Google Ads.
Then there's content marketing - blogs, videos, podcasts, and more. Publishing valuable content is key to organic search traffic, building authority, and nurturing leads. In fact, 61% of consumers buy from brands that deliver custom content.
While social platforms connect you to new audiences, they're just one part of a balanced digital marketing strategy. With so many options like email, PPC, and content at your disposal, you have no excuse not to diversify your efforts. The more channels you employ, the more opportunities you have to spread your message and make valuable customer connections.
Mobile-First Is Mandatory: Think Platform-First Instead
The idea of “mobile-first” has been pushed heavily in recent years. While optimizing for mobile is important, focusing solely on mobile can limit your strategy. Instead, think “platform-first” - consider how people access and interact with your content across all devices.
Think Multi-Platform
People use a combination of devices - mobile, desktop, tablet, smart speakers, and more. Your content and campaigns should work seamlessly across platforms. Ask yourself:
How will my content be consumed on different devices?
What platforms are my target audiences using?
Are my calls-to-action and landing pages optimized for each platform?
If you focus only on mobile, you miss opportunities to engage users on other devices. And you risk frustrating customers with a poor experience on platforms you ignore.
Personalize the Experience
Use analytics to see which platforms your visitors prefer and tailor the experience. For example, desktop users may prefer long-form content while mobile users want bite-sized info. You might offer a live chat option on desktop but push mobile app notifications.
Simplify Where Possible
While optimizing for different platforms, keep the user experience as consistent and simple as possible across devices. Use responsive design so your content automatically adjusts to each screen size. Minimize clicks and scrolling which can be frustrating on some devices.
Keep Learning
Digital marketing is constantly changing, so keep learning about new platforms and how audiences use them. Today it's smart speakers and voice search; tomorrow it may be augmented reality or virtual reality. Stay on the cutting edge of technology trends to keep your platform-first strategy up-to-date and your content accessible everywhere your customers are.
Mobile-first is important, but in today's multi-platform world, you need a strategy that addresses all the ways people access the digital world. Focus on the platforms your audiences use and provide the best possible experience on each device. That is the essence of a platform-first approach.
Everyone Needs an App: No, They Don't
Everyone Needs an App: No, They Don't
Just because apps are popular doesn’t mean every business needs one. In fact, many companies don’t actually require an app to reach their audience. Before investing time and money into an app, consider if you really need one or if your website will do.
Think about how your customers currently interact with your business. Do they mainly use mobile phones or desktop computers? If mobile usage is high, an app may be useful. But if most interactions happen on desktop, a mobile app probably won’t get much use and isn’t worth the investment.
Developing and maintaining an app requires ongoing time, money, and technical resources. It can cost tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars to build a high-quality app. You’ll also need a budget for updating, improving, and fixing bugs to keep users engaged. If you have limited resources, focus them on improving your mobile-optimized website instead.
Many companies find their mobile website works great and an app doesn’t provide additional value. Your website can do everything an app can—like enabling purchases, sharing content, sending notifications, and collecting user data. Google and social media platforms also do a good job of driving traffic to mobile websites. So don’t feel pressured into building an app if your website is meeting customer needs.
Rather than rushing into an app, evaluate if it will benefit your business and customers. Think about your key goals and how an app would help achieve them. Get input from customers and see if they would even use an app. If the signs point to it not being worth the investment, don’t feel bad about skipping the app. Focus on improving your mobile experience through an optimized website instead.
Big Data Will Solve All Your Problems: Human Judgment Still Required
Big data is transforming how brands understand their customers and make business decisions. While big data provides valuable insights, human judgment is still required to interpret what the data really means and take appropriate action.
Don't assume big data means automatic or easy solutions. As the volume of data grows exponentially, the challenges of analyzing it increase as well. Data needs to be carefully filtered, interpreted, and applied by people who understand your business and customers.
Algorithms and machine learning are limited by the data they have been exposed to. They may identify patterns that don't actually mean anything or miss critical insights. Data scientists and analysts help determine what is truly meaningful and actionable. They can see the bigger picture - how data connects to business objectives, customer experiences, and growth opportunities.
Big data also does not necessarily provide a complete view of your customers or business. Data may be missing, inaccurate, or fail to capture important qualitative information. Human analysts fill in the gaps, incorporating other data sources and firsthand knowledge. They consider alternative explanations and edge cases that machines may overlook.
While technology enables big data, human judgment is still the key to gaining a competitive advantage. The most data-driven companies recognize that people are needed to ask the right questions, interpret the results, and apply new insights. They invest in data talent and build collaborative, cross-functional teams.
If you rely solely on what the data seems to say, you risk making flawed conclusions and poor decisions. Big data is a tool, not a solution. For the best outcomes, always involve people who can think critically about what the data means and how it should impact your business. Machines process, humans understand - that partnership is key to data-driven success.
Conclusion
So there you have it - the truth behind some of the biggest myths in digital marketing. The next time someone tells you social media is dead or that content marketing doesn't work, you'll know better. The digital landscape is constantly changing but some fundamentals remain the same. Focus on understanding your customers, provide value, build trust, and the results will come. Don't get distracted by every new tactic or platform - stick to the strategies that work for your business and your audience. The future is bright for digital marketers and businesses who can cut through the hype and focus on what really matters: connecting with customers in an authentic way. How's that for the truth?
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