#hashtag no joke

[m00nbuggies]

sketch dump

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

[rystiel]

au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner

stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy

(plus a part 2 & part 3)

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

[jaempanini]

Heighten your expectations ☆

lee donghyuck x fem reader

What? Mark has a sister?! Donghyuck wasn't exactly sure what exactly he expected when he was told that Marks' sister would be visiting. Maybe he expected a girl who's as nice and goofy as Mark, or maybe a girl who's shy, but what he didn't expect was Yn Lee, who's apparently a biomedical engineering major, a part-time model, and also a bitch.

aka hyuck is a loser, youre the epitome of perfect (except for your attitude), mark is a little confused on why hyuck doesnt like you, your friends think hyuck is lowkey obsessed, hyucks friends think he is definitely obsessed, and perhaps there's also a weird ass ex out on the loose

WARNINGS: swearing, kys kms jokes, implications of a past toxic relationship (warnings will also be written at the start of each chapter!)

NOTES: please dont bully me, this is my first ever smau 🙏 ill try to update regularly, but no promises! tbh idk how a taglist works but ill add whoever wants to be on it !!! thank you to whoever reads this

PLAYLIST: Obsessed, Mariah Carey – DOGTOOTH, Tyler, the Creator – Pricey, NCT 127 – Bored!, Ningning – Go Gina, SZA – Good Bad, Ella Mai – Please Please Please, Sabrina Carpenter – Shirt, SZA – boyfriend, Ariana Grande – I'll Kill You, Summer Walker – Impurities, Lesserafim – Cool With You, Newjeans

STARTED ON: 20/01/2025

STATUS: ONGOING

5 bad bitches

silly squad

000 What about girls night?!

001 Five baddies five baddies one toyota

002 Mark, where did you go?! (partly written)

003 Even she was weirded tf out

004 Who did you spend $2.13 on...

005 OH MY GOD OUR STOVE IS ON FIRE

006 I aint doing all that

007 Terrible day ahead of us

TAGLIST: OPEN!!

[800db-cloud]

averaging twenty billion cakehole twins doodles every day

[waddiwasu-sonic]

I sooooo love the concept of Shadow being a good cook, so that #SONICTHEHEDGEHOGCafé sega posted is right up my alley, sadly I don't live in Japan but I hope all Sonic fans that will visit there will have a blast!

[bettertwin1]

What's wrong son? Foxy is in the closet? ...Okay? Well you can't rush him, he'll come out when he wants to. Seriously, i thought you'd be a lil more understanding :/

[arkaniist]

y'all remember will smith cock shame?

[its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound]

I cannot stop thinking about how Kaladin Stormblessed is basically Roshar's Chuck Norris... and this prompt has been sitting in my fic WIP folder for months not bringing joy to others so here it is.

It had been three years since Kaladin Stormblessed had taken his place in damnation as one of the Heralds but Bridge Four still spoke of him often. Tonight several members of Bridge Four were out at Jez’s Duty rehashing the early days of Bridge Four and telling some Stormblessed jokes (aka Chuck-Norris-style jokes about Kaladin):

Stormblessed didn’t draw the arrows to the shield, they hit the shield because they were afraid to hit him

Stormblessed doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes Roshar down

When the first artifabrian invented the spanreed, they had a missed message from Stormblessed

Stormblessed doesn’t need Shardplate, his scowl is armor enough

The wind doesn’t guide Stormblessed, he tells it where to blow

When a highstorm sees Stormblessed, it takes shelter

Stormblessed doesn’t breathe in stormlight, stormlight breathes in him

Stormblessed doesn’t actually have adhesion, he puts rocks against a wall and dares them to move

Stormblessed is the sixth ideal

The Nightwatcher once asked Stormblessed for a boon

Stormblessed doesn’t suffer from depression, depression suffers from him

Stormblessed doesn’t manipulate gravity with surges, it just does what he wants because it’s afraid of him

Death once had a near Stormblessed experience

You’ll never see fearspren around Stormblessed because fearspren are afraid of him

Stormblessed was once bitten by a chasmfiend, after three days of agonizing pain, the chasmfiend died

When Odium goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Stormblessed

[shootingstarrfish]

can we make belphebatos a thing /hj

based on these chat screenshots which i got from here!!!! thank you op <3

[artgletic]

nsh def drew the X on his forehead to spite the ancients and the more serious iterators. self destruction taboo?? guess what bozo im crossing myself out despite it. L+ratio+obsessed with stupid problem+touch grass+oh wait you destroyed the environment trying to solve your stupid problem+hi pebbles :3c

[idoodlemen]

That handsome devil

a

man am i right!

[alyimoss]

@wickjump introduced me to butcher vanity by saying its horror's song, and... yeah. yeah it is.

i could talk abt why for hours. so i wont. youre welcome.

horrortale by sourapplestudios (alt version under the cut)

im never drawing bones again guys (is a utmv artist)

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

just thinking about trent having an embarrassing twitter account that's like, idk, priv and/or just like an anonymous jokey account sort of thing and it regularly tweets things like "The weighted blanket is not enough. i need a man to lay on top of me horizontally and crush me to death. lovingly." and "Just made finger guns at my crush instead of doing what I intended to do, which was apologize. I think maybe I should be shot into the sun?" and "Sorry for being rude. I got anxious and scared. It will happen again" and "'Not all men' you're right. Ted Lasso would never do this to me" <- everyone assumes that's a general celebrity crush/just a joke about a famously really nice guy and like, coach beard actually likes/retweets it so it goes mildly viral and trent is like. This Is Fine. most people assume that this account is run by like, a female tumblr user in her late twenties. no. this is a middle-aged single father and no one realizes this until he tweets something like "My ex-wife just set me up with a man who looks exactly like my straight crush, but worse. You know, because she's evil, and also the funniest person alive. anyway guess who i ran into on the date" or "i am a single middle-aged father and i only JUST NOW found out i have autism. My parents knew when I was three." which is then updated by "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EX WIFE KNEW TOO" (she thought it was kind of a given) only to confuse them again when he mentions that time he was pregnant

[chucklechampion]

girls call me interesting cause by the end of the night i’ll have my inch resting on your tongue