#harvests

[oddphotos362]

[resonanteye]

[anipgarden]

My Dad: hey I accidentally stepped out into the garden. Check the oven.

Me: ????

The Stove:

Holy FUCK we are popping off with the tomatoes this year.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

[thebloggerman]

Master Fruit Tree Pruning Techniques: Your Guide to Bountiful Harvests

[homestylealchemy]

Did I just grow my own tea?

[sexhaver]

guys i don't care what adobe corporate is doing, there is literally nothing they can do that would make recommending Gimp as a Photoshop alternative anything other than a sick joke at the expense of people who don't know better. Adobe could announce that every picture you draw in Photoshop is now being harvested to power their baby-boiling machine, and the correct response would still be continuing to pirate a cracked version of Photoshop from before they made those changes (or just blocking the relevant port with a firewall rule). friends don't let friends use Gimp

[outofcontextbokumono]

[azuneekun]

[spacewonder19]

September's Super Harvest Moon © astronycc

[oddphotos362]

[resonanteye]

[anipgarden]

Behold!!! TOMATOES!!!

[luscrts]

woman of your dreams and you can see 15 more minutes of this if you hmu on telegram @ luscrts 😌

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"