#harts-hoard

[revenant-coining]

:3 pronouns(in all the purrsons), names, and titles based on my vibes?(the blog I’m asking this with has a lot of terms to hopefully help get the vibes)

here ya go ^^

Names: Maim, Carnage, Cruor, Love, Fond, Yearn, Lover, Gush, Crush, Flush, Heart, Angel, Divine, Celestial, Meo, Feli, Felis, Feles, and Kitti/Kitty

1stpp: (i/me/my/mine/myself)

go/gor/gore/gorine/goreself

de/dea/death/deathine/deathself

de/deca/decay/decayn or decayine/decayself

ri/ro/rot/rotine/rotself

zo/zom/zombie/zombine or zomine/zombieself

li/lov/love/lovine/loveself

lo/love/lover/loverine/loverself

cri/cru/crush/crushine/crushself

fli/flu/flush/flushine/flushself

he/hea/heart/heartine/heartself

an/ange/angel/angeline/angelself

di/div/divi/divine/diviself or divineself

cele/celest/celestial/celestine/celestialself

spi/spa/space/spacine/spaceself

co/cos/cosmo/cosmine/cosmoself

sti/sta/star/starine/starself

ci/ca/cat/catine/catself

i/me/meow/meowine/meowself

me/meo/meow/meowine/meowself

i/fe/feli/feline/feliself or felineself

fi/fe/feli/feline/felineself

pi/pu/purr/purrine/purrself

🦴/🦴e/🦴y/🦴ine/🦴yself

🩸/🩸e/🩸y/🩸ine/🩸yself

💌/💌e/💌y/💌ine/💌yself

💖/💖e/💖y/💖ine/💖yself

💗/💗e/💗y/💗ine/💗yself

🐈/🐈e/🐈y/🐈ine/🐈yself

🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛e/🐈‍⬛y/🐈‍⬛ine/🐈‍⬛yself

🌌/🌌e/🌌y/🌌ine/🌌yself

⭐/⭐e/⭐y/⭐ine/⭐yself

💫/💫e/💫y/💫ine/💫yself

2ndpp: (you/you/your/yours/yourself)

go/go/gore/gores/goreself

death/death/deathr/deathrs/deathrself

decay/decay/decayr/decayrs/decayrself

rot/rot/rotr/rotrs/rotrself

zombie/zombie/zombr/zombrs/zombrself

love/love/lover/lovers/loverself

crush/crush/crushr/crushrs/crushrself

flush/flush/flushr/flushrs/flushrself

heart/heart/heartr/heartrs/heartrself

angel/angel/angelr/angelrs/angelrself

divine/divine/diviner/diviners/divinerself

celestial/celestial/celestialr/celestialrs/celestialrself

space/space/spacer/spacers/spacerself

cosmo/cosmo/cosmor/cosmors/cosmorself

sta/sta/star/stars/starself

cat/cat/catr/catrs/catrself

meow/meow/meowr/meowrs/meowrself

feline/feline/feliner/feliners/felinerself

pu/pu/purr/purrs/purrself

🦴/🦴/🦴r/🦴rs/🦴rself

🩸/🩸/🩸r/🩸rs/🩸rself

💌/💌/💌r/💌rs/💌rself

💖/💖/💖r/💖rs/💖rself

💗/💗/💗r/💗rs/💗rself

🐈/🐈/🐈r/🐈rs/🐈rself

🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛r/🐈‍⬛rs/🐈‍⬛rself

🌌/🌌/🌌r/🌌rs/🌌rself

⭐/⭐/⭐r/⭐rs/⭐rself

💫/💫/💫r/💫rs/💫rself

3rdpp: (xe/xim/xis/xis/ximself)

gore/gore/gores/gores/goreself

death/death/deaths/deaths/deathself

decay/decay/decays/decays/decayself

rot/rot/rots/rots/rotself

zombie/zombie/zombies/zombies/zombieself

love/love/loves/loves/loveself

crush/crush/crushs/crushs/crushself

flush/flush/flushs/flushs/flushself

heart/heart/hearts/hearts/heartself

angel/angel/angels/angels/angelself

divine/divine/divines/divines/divineself

celestial/celestial/celestials/celestials/celestialself

space/space/spaces/spaces/spaceself

cosmo/cosmo/cosmos/cosmos/cosmoself

star/star/stars/stars/starself

stardust/stardust/stardusts/stardusts/stardustself

star/dust/stars/dusts/stardustself

starlight/starlight/starlights/starlights/starlightself

star/light/stars/lights/starlightself

cat/cat/cats/cats/catself

meow/meow/meows/meows/meowself

feline/feline/felines/felines/felineself

purr/purr/purrs/purrs/purrself

🦴/🦴/🦴s/🦴s/🦴self

🩸/🩸/🩸s/🩸s/🩸self

💌/💌/💌s/💌s/💌self

💖/💖/💖s/💖s/💖self

💗/💗/💗s/💗s/💗self

🐈/🐈/🐈s/🐈s/🐈self

🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛s/🐈‍⬛s/🐈‍⬛self

🌌/🌌/🌌s/🌌s/🌌self

⭐/⭐/⭐s/⭐s/⭐self

💫/💫/💫s/💫s/💫self

Titles:

the gore/the gored (one)

the decaying (one)

the rotting (one)

the loving one

the lover

[pronoun] who is lovely

[pronoun] who is love-filled

[pronoun] who is loving

the one with divine kisses

the one who is loved by all

the angel of love

the angel

the angelic (one)

[pronoun] angelicity/your angelicity

the divine (one)

the angelic one

the celestial one

the one from divinity

the astral one/the one who is astral

the one born from the stars

the one born from space

the one from the stars

the one from space

the one that shifts

the [noun] who shifts/the [noun] that shifts the shifting one

the shifting [noun]

[pronoun] who shifts

‘one’ can be replaced with any noun, ‘the one’ can be replaced with any pronoun

@pronoun-arc , @reveningcontent

[kiruliom]

Yay!!!! *vibrates*

*purr* ^ ^

[buntress]

;w; halp I can’t download the template for genderhunter on my phone

Oh no!!! I can post the individual layers if you'd like? lmk pls ;v;

[gender-mailman]

*sits in sad* I can’t, in physics class rn. Also, meowtain.

Oh, só try tô pay attention tô class and if you jade the time, lay your head a bit, ok? *pat*

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 39th Tilt

Father Beocca, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) VS. “The Mayor of Hamelin”, The Pied Piper of Hamelin (1957)

Propaganda

Father Beocca, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Ian Hart

“We stan hot priests in this house. He is LITERALLY everything you could want in a man. He's so kind and sweet, so patient, so caring. AND HE’S A BADASS. He’s got a sharp tongue and a hot temper. If he says you’ll die by his spear and burn in the fires of hell, then by God (literally) it will happen. NO ONE loves his wife as much as Beocca, and that is SEXY.”

“The Mayor of Hamelin”, The Pied Piper of Hamelin (1957) Portrayed by:

“SHUT UP I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS Alright, listen - I get it, the premise is silly and goofy but this guy is the ultimate silver-haired fox of a DILF. Just LOOK at the size of the rings on his fingers! That rich velvet CAPE? The GLOVES?? He honestly gives off such dragon energy (grumpy, treasure-hoarding, and powerful) and I need him carnally. He speaks entirely in rhyme (hey, it's not easy!), can sing (his baritone voice is such a lure in itself), dance (on a table), drink, gaslights the townspeople he rules over, and prioritizes money and his prestige over everyone and everything (what a girlboss). He's also a father to a daughter (bonus family man points) and is constantly dragging the members of his own cabinet (forever throwing shade and giving well-deserved side-eye). His "burdens of office" include sampling the finest of delicacies Hamelin has to offer. As he puts it himself, "[he] was not made mayor for his beauty alone". Forget the Pied Piper's pipe - one listen to this velvet, honeyed purr and you'd follow him into the river to drown along with those rats.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Beocca:

(+ Bonus Uhtred)

For The Mayor:

[Gifset]

[Gifset]

[Gifset]

[Gifset]

[en8y]

extinclypse - from extinc(tion), (cata)clys(m), and (apoca)lypse

an umbrella term for identities centered around the apocalypse, destruction of nature or creatures, the end of the human race, radiation, remains of junk, pollution, man-made objects or catastrophes, technology, codes and coding, lines of numbers, and The Extinction from The Magnus Archives! can be connected to the umbrella term mislypec, but isn't inherently related to it.

extinclysphy - equivalent of masculinity/femininity extinclysine - equivalent of masculine/feminine cataclyst/endling - an extinclypse person CATASTIN - extinclypse-in-nature extintic - gender alignment affextinca - (extinclypse4extinclypse; cataclyst4cataclyst) an extinclypse person being attracted to another extinclypse person. transtinclyst - transitioning into extinclysphy extaclyst - an extintic gender

inspired by @radiomogai's umbrellas; occunous, imosril, and chokrypt!

@buntress @electrosaccharine @3clipse-eats-deodorant @browzerhistory @harts-hoard @petramaeic @absc-hoard @honey-makes-mogai @yay-im-a-catgirl @plutobie @liom-archive @madly-motley @in-nature-archive

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

Wrestling World - August 1987 - Hart Foundation Hoard the Gold for Good

"Jimmy Hart had Hart and Neidhart believing in themselves." <- this right here is why I adore him so much but anyways-

Nice article about the Bois winning the tag team belts :)

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

I noticed that you have shinies up for adoption - I know a lot of shiny hunters prefer to hoard pokemon or display them all in boxes or whatever. Instead, you adopt them out! I find that super interesting (as someone who has worked with,,, some unsavory hunters before). How did you decide to start adopting them off?

-Park from @the-daycare-pokecenter

//btw ever since I first joined this community like a week ago, you've been one of my favorite blogs. I was sooo excited to see you reblog my post :)

Well, what else am I supposed to do?? Adopting them out means I can make sure they go to a good home, AND I can get money out of it, which will inevitably go to Pokémon care. I’m not a shiny hunter, either! I’m a breeder! There’s a very big difference there—hunters go out into the wild, breeders work directly with Pokémon in a more domestic environment. :-]

I DO NOT tolerate hoarders. I can’t stand them. If you can’t take care of a Pokémon, don’t have the Pokémon. Even I know that. Arc, some people are so irresponsible. Makes me sad.

Anyway, I decided to adopt em off because I didn’t consider any other options lol. It just seems like the sensible thing to do! :-]

//SO MANY PEOPLE LOVE HARTE HELLO???? HUH??? IM JUST A MAN……

[mostlysignssomeportents]

This day in history

Tomorrow, (November 20), I'm at the Simsbury, CT Public Library at 7PM presenting my new novel The Lost Cause, a preapocalyptic tale of hope in the climate emergency.

#15yrsago Regulator to hear Bell Canada network throttling case https://web.archive.org/web/20090123005142/http://saveournet.ca/content/media-advisory-crtc-make-landmark-decision-internet-freedom

#15yrsago Apple to Mac owners: throw away your monitor if Hollywood says so https://web.archive.org/web/20081204010203/http://www.tuaw.com/2008/11/19/macbook-pro-users-getting-bitten-by-hdcp/

#15yrsago Liberation: a magical road-novel about America in collapse, Bradbury meets Kerouac https://memex.craphound.com/2008/11/19/liberation-a-magical-road-novel-about-america-in-collapse-bradbury-meets-kerouac/

#10yrsago Tropes vs Women in Video Games: Ms. Male Character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYqYLfm1rWA

#10yrsago Vi Hart explains logarithms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7tcTIrers

#10yrsago Jack Womack’s Random Acts of Senseless Violence: apocalypse in a young girl’s diary https://memex.craphound.com/2013/11/19/jack-womacks-random-acts-of-senseless-violence-apocalypse-in-a-young-girls-diary/

#10yrsago Complete meal cooking with a hotel coffee-maker https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/11/15/245442083/coffee-maker-cooking-brew-up-your-next-dinner

#5yrsago Concealed Carry scammers spent $2m on gunhumper scare-ads on Facebook during the 2018 midterms https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-ads-political-concealed-online/

#5yrsago Finns to Trump: We don’t rake our forests https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46256296

#5yrsago Apple’s CEO: tech regulation is “inevitable” https://www.marketwatch.com/story/apples-tim-cook-says-tech-regulation-inevitable-because-free-market-isnt-working-2018-11-18

#5yrsago Pope condemns the “wealthy few” who hoard the riches that “belongs to all” https://apnews.com/article/c183ed8b9269499ea0f537d9e8a9f2b6

#5yrsago Sheryl Sandberg’s fingerprints are all over every one of Facebook’s scandals https://newrepublic.com/article/152320/punctured-myth-sheryl-sandberg

#5yrsago How to use science fiction to teach tech ethics https://cfiesler.medium.com/the-black-mirror-writers-room-teaching-technology-ethics-through-speculation-f1a9e2deccf4

#5yrsago Insurer won’t pay murdered gunshot victim’s family because he didn’t disclose his high blood-sugar https://web.archive.org/web/20201108114908/https://www.news24.com/fin24/Companies/Financial-Services/momentum-we-rejected-r24m-life-insurance-claim-for-the-sake-of-our-other-clients-20181119

#5yrsago Trump’s FCC seems to have ended the practice of releasing its ISP speed-tests, leaving Americans in the dark about what they’re paying for https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/11/ajit-pai-isnt-saying-whether-isps-deliver-the-broadband-speeds-you-pay-for/

#5yrsago Ford CEO frankly admits that the car of the future is a surveillance device that you pay to spy on you https://www.freep.com/story/money/cars/2018/11/13/ford-motor-credit-data-new-revenue/1967077002/

[revenant-coining]

Boop! >:3

gasp we've been booped,, /silly

[kiruliom]

*paws* update on the 1000 follower event? :3

Ive been busy and tired this week, but we reached our goal!!! so Im gonna make the event as soon as possible :D

[buntress]

the carrd is returning with 404s. ':3

thats odd, I just checked and it seemed to work fine on my end! maybe try again? it mightve been an issue with the carrd website itself! /nm /info

[gender-mailman]

Blugh really eepy and i got up less than an hour ago >:P

Go back to sleep then, sleep a bit more if you can

[triviareads]

Trivia's Monthly Book Round-Up: March 2024

Definitely a better reading month this March! I had a lot of fun with the historicals as well as the contemporary romances I read this month (including some pretty out-there finds like Beg For It by Megan Hart which I ended up adoring. I also got to read some fabulous ARCs like The Mistress Experience by Scarlett Peckham and You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian (reviews to come).

Daddy Crush by Adriana Anders

Exactly what it says on the tin, just a really well-executed age-gap romance that's tender and sexy and has a daddy kink; Jerusha grew up in a rural conservative Christian environment and moves out because she never could quite fit in with her family. She develops a crush on her new neighbor Karl and ends up asking him for sex lessons. I love how unapologetic and joyful Jerusha is about exploring her desires after not being able to do so in the past, and Karl provides her with that safe space all while feeling juuuuuuust enough guilt about being an old lech (he really isn't) to provide further entertainment for me.

Also, I appreciate the realness of the way Adriana describes their bodies— the softness, stretch marks, dimples. It's one of those things I wish we saw more often in romance novels that weren't specifically advertised as having fat rep.

Beg for It by Megan Hart

A super hot femdom romance; Corinne and Reese were in a relationship for in their early twenties, but he eventually left her to move to the Big City. Now they're middle-aged and Reese is a successful businessman looking to take over the company Corinne is CFO of. I loved reading about how the D/s dynamic just clicked for them when they first met in a flashback scene. As with all great second chance romances, their mutual resentment upon reuniting is real ("I'm not your boy anymore!"), but they're also grown-ass adults who know how to handle themselves.... for the most part. You get the sense that while both of them technically moved on, they were never able to get what they wanted from later partners; Reese loves to serve Corinne and gets off on punishment just as much as she enjoys making a meticulous (mental) list of infractions and doling the punishment out. Also, I do appreciate a book where pegging isn't treated as a one-time *special* thing (or worse, a bonus scene).

The Duke's Perfect Wife by Jennifer Ashley

At long last I decided to retry Jennifer Ashley and I ended up adoring this book! After years of no contact, Eleanor approaches her ex-fiancé Hart to inform him someone is threatening to leak his nude photos. Hart is a gruff, growly SCOTTISH duke who's trying to become Prime Minister so.... this is inconvenient. For all of Hart's posturing, he never got over Eleanor and the man is Obsessed with her. There's so much I loved about this story— there's such a valid reason as to why Eleanor broke off her previous engagement with Hart and I feel like they both learned and grew from it in the following years. BUT that doesn't mean the chemistry isn't there— it was always there (as shown in the flashbacks) and it will always be there, and it's bonkers hot. Like, Eleanor hoards Hart's blackmail nudes in her Hart Scrapbook (I know) and when she's found out, she asks for more nudes (which are taken. in a veeeery hot scene that is very female gaze-y). Obviously he asks for hers in return, which he also takes, eventually.

Rules for a Proper Governess by Jennifer Ashley

@mermaidsirennikita had already put this one my radar, so when the hero Sinclair McBride aka The Scots Machine aka BASHER McBride was teased in The Duke's Perfect Wife in that specific way where you know he's a future hero because he made the current hero (Hart) jealous, I had to read about this hot blond widower barrister next. The heroine Bertie is a pickpocket who tries steal Sinclair's pocket watch but he catches her and she ends up stealing a kiss instead. Then she highkey stalks Sinclair because she's FASCINATED by him and accidentally ends up as his children's governess. In classic The Sound of Music style, she gives the kids an unorthodox but well-rounded education, and on the side she's adorably seething when a widow tries to put the moves on Sinclair. She and his son successfully cockblock him and what follows is the most EROTIC finger-sucking scene I've read like, this man fully shoves 3 of her fingers in his mouth and goes for it. It's so great. I'd absolutely recommend.

The Home Wrecker by Sara Cate

I'm gonna be real, I was not impressed by the last few books Sara Cate put out, but I actually ended up really enjoying this one. Kudos to Sara for actually writing cheating into the romance, and I also thought she handled sensitive subjects like Briar and Caleb's fertility struggles (and the decision they make by the end), Dean being a sex worker, and homophobia in conservative Christian families, quite well. And the emphasis she put on family (lost, found, estranged, having children) was actually really moving by the end.

And on a romance level, the cheating stuff worked— It was kinda great to read both Caleb and Briar being galvanized into acting once they've both been with Dean, especially when you see their their intense apathy towards one another earlier on with this super cringy sex scene. I also like how we were given three distinct personalities with distinct viewpoints in the three main characters; it's something I felt was missing with the throuple in Madame. Here is my full review.

Out of Office by A.H. Cunningham

This is suuuch a sensual, tropical romance split between Panama and Miami and it's out on April 23rd. Here's my review.

[en8y]

[IMAGE ID: two rectangular flags with seven evenly-sized stripes each. the left flag's stripe colors, from top to bottom, are as follows: warm dark purple, rose gold, pastel yellow, teal, dull purple, and warm dark purple. the second flag's stripe colors, from top to bottom, are as follows: warm pink, dull magenta, pastel pink-purple, dull blue-grey, dull cool purple, and dark purple. END ID.]

veldibennetian: someone who is both veldian and bennetian; experiencing both queer/gay and straight/hetero attraction towards men. can be considered a similar or alternate term for jamian.

veldibennetboy: someone who is both veldian and a bennetboy; experiencing queer/gay and straight/hetero attraction towards men, while identifying as a boy.

@radiomogai @liom-archive @obscurian @buntress @electrosaccharine @3clipse-eats-deodorant @browzerhistory @harts-hoard @petramaeic @absc-hoard @artsyaech @honey-makes-mogai @citrine-rabbit @plutobie @madly-motley

[plottwiststudios]

For people who have been interested in giving monthly financial support for PlotTwist Studios' creative ventures, would you be more comfortable with Patreon, or Discord's version of donating to creatives?

For new faces, you'd be supportive a gaming studio that comes up with one of a kind stories with vibrant diverse casts. And get insider information on top of art we're hoarding, and free music to use commercially. And none of it AI.

We're currently trying to get Women of Xal II preliminaries out of the way so we can get out the door running and show everything we've learned, but we're going to need all the help we can get.

(Image by Ali Hart for us: Still a visual goal I want to consistently get to someday)

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