#(that OLD medieval man!!!)

[startheskelaton]

How does the relationship between Megatron, Optimus and Elita work in the medieval au? I'm curious :0

I’ve made another complicated as fuck diagram that I thought was funny. Hopefully it explains things for the Medieval AU

[yandereunsolved]

For the self-aware AU, I just recalled that Otto was knighted. And if I recall, Viserys can still hold a sword well.

What I'm getting at is let's have the old men; Corlys, Otto, Viserys, hells even Harrold Westerling, Lyman Beesbury, & Ryam Redwyne. Let them toss off the walkers and canes, let the grandpa's fight for attention and screentime.

Viserys dropping all pretence, standing straight, and taking out Blackfyre out of a scabbard he definitely did not have a moment ago, sneaking behind the others and shanking them: ahah yes (sicko)

YES!

LET THE OLD MEN FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

fight, fight, fight

20 gold coins says Viserys is the first one to break a hip.

And like darling would be so entertained. Because here are these old men realizing they are in a form of media and their first thought is "That person on the other side looks hella bedable. Let's duke it out for that fine ass dick/pussy."

So darling is just holding their breath as one of them collapses to the ground in agony (he stubbed his little toey woey on).

Or those old people commercials that are like 'I have fallen and I get up!' But it's just Lyman being pushed off a set of steep steps by Otto.

Self-aware Ryam & Harrold have the biggest old man beef. Because they are from different eras. But have somehow ended up in the same spot. They are both honored knights. So like, yeah. They are at each other's throats.

Corlys is standing in the corner drinking from a chalice. He may or may not be flirting with you—just waiting for one of the old geezers to try him.

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

SECOND ROUND: 28th Tilt

“The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990) VS. King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016)

Propaganda

“The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990) Portrayed by: Richard Dreyfuss Defeated Opponents: - Lord Ravenhurst [Basil Rathbone], The Court Jester (1955) - Ser Jorah Mormont [Iain Glen], Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

“A total DILF.”

King Richard, Galavant (2015-2016) Portrayed by: Timothy Omundson Defeated Opponents: - “Unnamed Elf Escort” (“Figwit”) [Bret McKenzie], The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003) - Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir [Morgan Freeman], Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

“DILF? GILF? King Richard has the range from dark to very funny. He's in touch with his feelings and has a pet dragon, plus an amazing singing voice.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For The Player:

No Additional Propaganda Submitted

For King Richard:

“He SUPERBELIEVES in you and has a surprisingly sensitive side and actually can smash, it turns out.”

Richard is THE kitten character. So endearingly pathetic that he keeps collecting the most badass knights as best friends no matter how hard they try not to like him. Zero compunction against violence on massive scales. Fragile as glass. Just wants to have fun. More oblivious than you can imagine but so affectionate if anyone will just let him be. Immediately out-villained by anyone who tries.

[wonder-worker]

this is a Princes in the Tower and Edward of Lancaster stan account btw

[okaydrawboy]

Lord Sergio, the Red Knight

[sarafangirlart]

I wanted to see if there were more Perseus x Medusa retellings and yes…. Yes there were….

[preraphaelitepaintings]

Berengaria's Alarm for the Safety of Her Husband, Richard Coeur de Lion, Awakened by the Sight of His Girdle Offered for Sale at Rome

Artist: Charles Allston Collins (British, 1828–1873)

Date: 1850

Medium: Oil paint on canvas

Collection: Manchester Art Gallery, Manchester, England

Description

Berengaria and two ladies-in-waiting pictured in large medieval hall, tapestries hanging from the walls, large table in the centre of the room on which Berengaria lays her embroidery, archways behind revealing gardens and hedges. Old man kneels on the floor to left showing his wares to the ladies, holding up elaborate belt which Berengaria recognises as that of Richard Coeur de Lion. She is standing, leaning over the table, wide eyed at the sight of it, her ladies-in-waiting behind. In the garden, young servant boy waits with pedlar's donkey. Exaggerated perspective given by tiled floor.

[random-remzy]

OH MY GOD ITS SILENT PINING OLD MAN YAOI!!! THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 30 YEARS!

xander you oblivious fuck. date the duke.

festion you f u c k i n g twink-

[kiddokori]

fuck timezones do you know how hard it is to talk to my friends when they have a different sleep schedule than me. i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 6 to see notifications from my buddy from literally 5 in the morning. thats a one hour overlap of us both sleeping. there is not a time difference between us theres no reason for this shes just sick in the head and im a 75 year old man with a bedtime

[galleryofart]

A Tale from the Decameron

Artist: John William Waterhouse (English, 1849–1917)

Title: The Decameron

Date: 1916

Medium: Oil on Canvas

Collection: Lady Lever Art Gallery, The National Museums, Liverpool

Description

These scenes of medieval storytelling, painted in 1916 and 1917, distil many of the qualities of Waterhouse’s work. Their fanciful subject, colour and attention to detail echo the work of the Pre-Raphaelites. Their composition, elegance and figures remind us of works by the Victorian classicists.

In The Decameron we see most of the members of the group sitting, listening intently to the latest tale. In The Enchanted Garden, Waterhouse illustrates one tale specifically. This is the fifth story from the tenth day. It concerns Dianora, wife of Gilberto, who is pursued by Ansaldo,whose fame for feats of arms and courtesy was spread far and wide. Dianora is exasperated by Ansaldo’s insistence so she devises what she believes is an impossible task in order that he will prove his love. If he does complete the task she will be his lover. Dianora asks Ansaldo to produce a May garden, full of blooms, in January. Assisted by a magician, Ansaldo achieves this seemingly impossible task leaving Dianora distraught. In an anxious state, she explains to her husband the bargain she has made and he, conscious of that Ansaldo has fulfilled his part of the bargain advises her that the agreement must be kept. On hearing of Dianora’s honesty, Ansaldo decides to release her from the obligation. Waterhouse has chosen the great moment of discovery and realisation by Dianora for this painting.

[kruxband]

thinking about my F/Os in a transgender way again,,,,

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 68th Tilt

Rodrigo Borgia, The Borgias (2011-2013) VS. Lord Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Propaganda

Rodrigo Borgia, The Borgias (2011-2013) Portrayed by: Jeremy Irons Defeated Opponents: - Jacques le Gris [Adam Driver], The Last Duel (2021)

“Look, what is sexier than a man who purrs sexily and knows canon law? Okay, so maybe that's just me. But that smooth, seductive voice full of terrible, brilliant ideas...! And the way he runs his hands up his lover's calves, the hunger with which he looks at her, the way he uses his religious authority (and knowledge of canon law) to make an argument for why they should totally have sex despite the fact that she's on her period? Hot. The way he says (while caressing a statue suggestively) that perhaps they could worship as the ancients did -- with joy? Hot. The way he welcomes an invading army clad only in a penitent's robe? Ohhhhhh this over-dramatic OTT bastard, I love him so much.”

Lord Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Portrayed by: Charles Dance Defeated Opponents: - King Henry VIII [Ray Winstone], Henry VIII (2003)

“Well, to quote my best friend: “he just makes my inner peasant want to kneel.” He commands every room he’s in through sheer force of will, is one of very few people in Westeros who makes a good ruler (which is different than a good man), and Charles Dance is of the generation of English actors who have Those Cheekbones”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Rodrigo Borgia:

"He is a little shit and he dresses swagly and he fucks and we love him for it.”

For Tywin Lannister:

“Have you ever seen a man so powerful that you give up your own willpower to follow him into death? Here is that man. Once glance from his steely gaze will set you on fire and get you pregnant even if you don't have a uterus. Good luck”

“Oof… Just look at him… Tall, regal, with piercing eyes, a commanding presence, and an equally commanding voice.”

[evignonita]

No comments, these screenshots are the best thing in the world

Rest in peace, Johnny Smith.

[ranticore]

working on book 3 today 👍it's the longest one and for my rewrite it needs to be cut down a lot in some areas and expanded in others, the current ebook version (first draft) is exactly 420 A4 pages long. i'm trying to work on the rewrite now parallel to the editing of the second book so that they gel together much better.

pic unrelated but it's cute lol

[spacelorenz]

The orc and the apothecary

Some personal art for a change :) I had almost forgotten about these pieces! Grumpy old scientist and curious young orc live in the same monastery, bandits attack.

[francy-sketches]

This is the worst explanation I've ever read what 😭