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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
FIRST ROUND: 68th Tilt
Rodrigo Borgia, The Borgias (2011-2013) VS. Lord Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Propaganda
Rodrigo Borgia, The Borgias (2011-2013) Portrayed by: Jeremy Irons Defeated Opponents: - Jacques le Gris [Adam Driver], The Last Duel (2021)
“Look, what is sexier than a man who purrs sexily and knows canon law? Okay, so maybe that's just me. But that smooth, seductive voice full of terrible, brilliant ideas...! And the way he runs his hands up his lover's calves, the hunger with which he looks at her, the way he uses his religious authority (and knowledge of canon law) to make an argument for why they should totally have sex despite the fact that she's on her period? Hot. The way he says (while caressing a statue suggestively) that perhaps they could worship as the ancients did -- with joy? Hot. The way he welcomes an invading army clad only in a penitent's robe? Ohhhhhh this over-dramatic OTT bastard, I love him so much.”
Lord Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Portrayed by: Charles Dance Defeated Opponents: - King Henry VIII [Ray Winstone], Henry VIII (2003)
“Well, to quote my best friend: “he just makes my inner peasant want to kneel.” He commands every room he’s in through sheer force of will, is one of very few people in Westeros who makes a good ruler (which is different than a good man), and Charles Dance is of the generation of English actors who have Those Cheekbones”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Rodrigo Borgia:
"He is a little shit and he dresses swagly and he fucks and we love him for it.”
For Tywin Lannister:
“Have you ever seen a man so powerful that you give up your own willpower to follow him into death? Here is that man. Once glance from his steely gaze will set you on fire and get you pregnant even if you don't have a uterus. Good luck”
“Oof… Just look at him… Tall, regal, with piercing eyes, a commanding presence, and an equally commanding voice.”
#medieval hotties round 1#rodrigo borgia#tywin lannister#the borgias#game of thrones#jeremy irons#charles dance#fuck that medieval man#(fuck that OLD medieval man!!)
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this is a Princes in the Tower and Edward of Lancaster stan account btw
#I do not want to hear one word against Edward of Lancaster#not a single one#least of all if you're a yorkist stan who thinks that edmund of rutland's death in battle at 17 by his father's enemies is a tragedy#while simultaneously thinking that edward of lancaster's death in battle at the same age by HIS father's enemies is a cause of celebration#deeply embarrassing and unserious behaviour#and where to even start with how the majority of self-declared 'Yorkists' treat the Princes in the Tower 🤡#I've truly never seen anything like it#first they try to vilify two children (including a literal 9-year-old) for being 'Woodvilles'#which in their minds is synonymous to greed/duplicity/ambition/unworthiness aka how they view the Princes' mother#then they try to deny that their vaunted Richard III murdered them even though they're perfectly willing to believe John murdered Arthur#then they try to argue that Richard III was just 'a man of his times' and downplay his actions even though his usurpation and deposition#of his pre-teen nephews absolutely broke all parameters of politically and personally acceptable behaviour in medieval England#then they try to argue that ACTUALLY the Princes don't matter and we shouldn't spend so much time talking about them#(says the person who spends all their time trying to convince people on the internet that Richard didn't kill them)#then they try to argue that finding out what happened to the Princes shouldn't affect our reading of Richard III and won't change how we#view his reign#even though it absolutely affected how contemporaries viewed him and was what provoked opposition to his rule#like. what is happening here. where is this one-sided beef against a long-dead 12-year-old and 9-year-old coming from?#are you okay?
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fuck timezones do you know how hard it is to talk to my friends when they have a different sleep schedule than me. i go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 6 to see notifications from my buddy from literally 5 in the morning. thats a one hour overlap of us both sleeping. there is not a time difference between us theres no reason for this shes just sick in the head and im a 75 year old man with a bedtime
#my other friend will be like hey if we’re hanging out tomorrow just call me when youre leaving so i get up#and itll be like. 2 in the afternoon. he’s literally nocturnal#i get a message while im getting all cozy in bed like hey man whats up because i go to bed as hes waking up because its a sick freak.#all my friends are vampires and im an old old man in my nightgown and sleeping cap with my little fuckin candelabra shuffling off to retire#for the evening#we hangout for one (1) hour and i go guys i am so sleepy i cannot do this#and they go nooo olease dont go to bed we miss you stay in the call one more episode pleeease and im already alseep#staying up past midnight is like medieval torture to me. its not ethical its not humane no human being should be forced to face such terrors
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Sir Lilia Vanrouge through the ages
... Well, more like Lilia Vanrouge in medieval era fashion lmao
Although if I remember correctly, first one is a bit more regency era, start of the 1800s 🤔 the rest of them ARE medieval though, down to the hair and everything ahahaha. These doodles were really fun, I still love that Lilia has an undercut in canon! He probably has had one for sooooo long
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland lilia#twst#twst lilia#lilia vanrouge#medieval fashion#medieval era#regency era#regency era fashion#period fashion#old coot#diasomnia fanart#twst diasomnia#doodle#my art#I love my old man very much
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A Tale from the Decameron
Artist: John William Waterhouse (English, 1849–1917)
Title: The Decameron
Date: 1916
Medium: Oil on Canvas
Collection: Lady Lever Art Gallery, The National Museums, Liverpool
Description
These scenes of medieval storytelling, painted in 1916 and 1917, distil many of the qualities of Waterhouse’s work. Their fanciful subject, colour and attention to detail echo the work of the Pre-Raphaelites. Their composition, elegance and figures remind us of works by the Victorian classicists.
In The Decameron we see most of the members of the group sitting, listening intently to the latest tale. In The Enchanted Garden, Waterhouse illustrates one tale specifically. This is the fifth story from the tenth day. It concerns Dianora, wife of Gilberto, who is pursued by Ansaldo,whose fame for feats of arms and courtesy was spread far and wide. Dianora is exasperated by Ansaldo’s insistence so she devises what she believes is an impossible task in order that he will prove his love. If he does complete the task she will be his lover. Dianora asks Ansaldo to produce a May garden, full of blooms, in January. Assisted by a magician, Ansaldo achieves this seemingly impossible task leaving Dianora distraught. In an anxious state, she explains to her husband the bargain she has made and he, conscious of that Ansaldo has fulfilled his part of the bargain advises her that the agreement must be kept. On hearing of Dianora’s honesty, Ansaldo decides to release her from the obligation. Waterhouse has chosen the great moment of discovery and realisation by Dianora for this painting.
#painting#vintage#musician#love#historical#medieval#romance#romantic#woman#oil on canvas#john william waterhouse#english artist#literature#the decameron#storytelling#girl#old#antique#mythology#ancient#classic#young lady#man#boy#female#20th century art#european
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I wanted to see if there were more Perseus x Medusa retellings and yes…. Yes there were….
#why the fuck did they make Danaë Perseus’s little sister? what was the reason???#technically Perseus was partially blind in mythology but only when he was really old#and only in medieval sources#and old man loses sight as he ages is as common as dirt#I dread to think wether Andromeda is in this or not and how they depict her#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#perseus#Perseus and Medusa#Medusa#Gorgon#Gorgons
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thinking about my F/Os in a transgender way again,,,,
#rose is so trans-coded#like she literally had a reinvention with a completely new name and look#and she rejects who she used to be and 'her' 'killing' her old self was what allowed her rebirth. TRANS CODED!!!!#ive already made a whole post abt genderfluid chick on my main#waugh hes fem gender + masc presentation and im masc gender + fem presentation. we switch depending on mood#and krux transitioned out of spite LMAO#yea his transness isnt a big deal to him. he simply went from being a fucked up woman to being a fucked up man#🩷🌺 space rock gf#💚🏆 former racer qpp#❤️⏳ medieval warrior husband#self ship#selfship#self shipping#selfshipping#self ship community#selfship community#self shipping community#selfshipping community
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No comments, these screenshots are the best thing in the world
Rest in peace, Johnny Smith.
#FIRST. nervous face#GIRLL STOP MAKING THAT FACE EVERY TIME#2. chloe vegan queen#3. JOHNNY IS SO REAL FOR THIS#4. TYCHO HAS NO TEETH AND HE IS EATING TURKEY AWAY FROM HIS WHOLE FAMILY#5. tycho looks like an old man#rest in peace johnny smith#johnny is sleeping like a child from the medieval era who got sick with fever#ts2#the sims 2#the sims 4#ts4#ts2 premades#strangetown#ts2 strangetown#simblr#insane me#nervous subject#chloe singles#tycho curious#johnny smith#the curious family#the smith family#the curious-smith family#screenshot
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working on book 3 today 👍it's the longest one and for my rewrite it needs to be cut down a lot in some areas and expanded in others, the current ebook version (first draft) is exactly 420 A4 pages long. i'm trying to work on the rewrite now parallel to the editing of the second book so that they gel together much better.
pic unrelated but it's cute lol
#that's the old ranger uniform it was a medieval gambeson. which was just too out of date for the 1860s#mvf#the third book is by far the heaviest for our bow man so as i do my lil chapter outlines now i gotta occasionally look away at a fun pic
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 91st Tilt
Lord Ravenhurst, The Court Jester (1955) VS. “The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)
Propaganda
Lord Ravenhurst, The Court Jester (1955) Portrayed by: Basil Rathbone
"You know how much of a joy it is to watch the one human person in a story full of muppets? That’s Ravenhurst. A delightfully camp villain trying desperately to win his political intrigue movie not realizing until far too late it’s been infiltrated by (literal) clowns. Also the way he’s so down bad for Hawkins before realizing Hawkins is not a dashing suave assassin who will help him get what he wants? -chef’s kiss- I could watch their sword fight all damn day. Ravenhurst is just so delightfully evil in comparison to Hawkins’s bumbling heroics that it makes both of them an absolute treat to watch. Have you not seen Court Jester? Go watch it. Get it? Got it. Good."
“The Player”, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990) Portrayed by: Richard Dreyfuss
“A total DILF.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Ravenhurst:
Ravenhurst vs. Hubert Hawkins Full Swordfight
“DILF RIGHTS!!!!! look at his nose. look at his vile expression. he was 60 somethin’ in this movie, and I’d still go down on him any day”
(+ Bonus Hubert Hawkins)
“Every time I watch this beloved movie, I find myself thinking: "Good god, look at Basil Rathbone's CALVES." Also, from a meta standpoint, I think it is extremely sexy of a man to play a role that is essentially spoofing the roles he was famous for 20 years earlier (and to still have calves like that.)”
For "The Player":
No Additional Propaganda Submitted
#medieval hotties qualifiers#ravenhurst#the player#the court jester#rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead#basil rathbone#richard dreyfuss#fuck that medieval man#(fuck that OLD medieval man!!)
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The orc and the apothecary
Some personal art for a change :) I had almost forgotten about these pieces! Grumpy old scientist and curious young orc live in the same monastery, bandits attack.
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This is the worst explanation I've ever read what 😭
#.txt#george please its becoming so hard to defend you#'why would these two fertile children not start breeding immediately' ????????#idk man maybe its bc they're traumatized. or they're just not into eachother. maybe they're gay idk#idc about jaehaera 'getting replacted' or whatever what bothers me is the fucking. smoking hot 6 year old#like even if we accept she absolutely HAD to be 6 why did it have to be a girlboss moment#i love how asoiaf presents child marriages as bad and horrifying and then fire and blood just. doesnt#i swear he was posessed by some evil spirit when writing f&b#if asoiaf was written like f&b we would have gotten the beautiful love story of tyrek and his infant wife or smth#this is kinda funny tho. all that twitter arguing about the greens getting divine punishment or whatever#but no turns out grrm is just weird#or at the very least he's got some skewed views of medieval life#ok now I wanna hear the reason why he made viserys 2's wife so much older than him
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What You’ll Never Have (late 1190s)
#philip augustus#richard the lionheart#richilippe#12th century#my art#doodles#medieval#no man's boy#growling out for gore#philippe auguste#philip ii of france#richard i of England#Louis viii of France#comics#my comics#historical comics#OK#I didn’t check Louis age until I was done drawing this and#he can’t have been more than 12 years old lol#but whatever apparently Philip#tried to give him experience from an early age#third crusade
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The Holly Man, Dancing Bear, Old Oss and the Devil perform at the Twelfth night wassailing- London, UK
http://www.thelionspart.co.uk/twelfthnight/
#holly man#green man#berry man#folklore#folkhorror#devil#old nick#obby oss#hobby horse#wassail#twelfth night#christmas#new year#customs#traditions#bear#folk#pagan#medieval#Mummers#theatre#drama#shakespeares globe#town crier#photography#street photography#london
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i think i might be experiencing an attraction and it's very strange to me because i think it's the first time irl that i've been drawn to someone's looks while finding nearly everything else about them unattractive
#he's a very appealing-looking young man. he's just also hella disorganised in a way that stresses me tf out#and also 5 years younger than me and like. I'm old enough now that it's not inherently Problematic™#but the maturity gap between 'just turned 22 and still essentially in undergrad'#vs 'will be 28 in 4 months and has had multiple grown-up jobs and is going to do a phd' is... noticeable at times#so even if every other factor aligned i think that would frankly be a barrier#but the other factors do not align#he just. has long curly red hair and looks like a medieval hero to me. that's all. I'll get over it lmao#22 last week... it's too young for me. even if everyone here thinks we're the same age or I'm younger#the looks when they find out I'm 27 i stg#personal
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Isekai idea where a childless divorced engineer woman is isekai’d into the body of another woman who was pregnant with the child of an ice dragon (drunk hookup single mom style). Upon finding out that she is A. Pregnant, B. In a fantasy medieval world before electricity, and C. Flat broke, she gets to work on trying to advance her surroundings even the slightest bit so that herself and her future child (will probably become children as the series goes on and she adopts more children) don’t have to live in medieval hell. Her advancements quickly attract the attention and sponsorship (and Romance) of the Duke of the West, whose lands are not prosperous or doing particularly well until our protagonist comes along with science and technology and flips that fortune on its head. (Btw gentle slow burn for the relationship between the Duke and our girl) anyway, she’s appointed head engineer in his cabinet and the rapid growth and flourishing lands attract the attention of the Emperor who takes himself and his eldest son and daughter to see what’s happening. They’re stunned utterly by the innovation that is happening, but the son is much more interested in the lady engineer, and decides to pursue her romantically (romantic conflict!). Also the Ice dragon baby daddy comes back in when he hears about his one night stand having his son and being owed medieval child support.
#story ideas#isekai#high fantasy#medieval fantasy#inventions#technology#found family#pregnancy mention#surprise pregnancy#typical Duke x protagonist love story#but the protagonist is a 40 year old woman#with kids#and the Duke is not a pretty boy but a big muscular bear of a man#also the children are magical#magic
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