#harold b. darrensworth

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Anyone remember this ?

in case someone missed it :V

it was a stream on Mark’s old channel so I suggest subscribing to it so you don’t miss these… things.

[ask-detective-abe]

Mun Post

// Iplier Ego won on the last post!!!!!

Time to vote again on which Iplier Ego this askblog shall turn into!!!!

[touyubesposts]

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

[strawberryamanita]

My mood is absolutely horrendous right now, so here's some half-shitpost headcanons that I might not even subscribe to myself, I don't know right now, my head is an active volcano at the moment:

I don't see Dark as the type to want to sing all that much, but when they do their two-toned voice can harmonize with itself. Because it would be iconique and it's what the transes deserve

Dark can only tie neckties and Wilford can only tie bowties. They're often untying and re-tying ties the other cleaned and put back in the other's closet, and while it's tedious they appreciate the other's effort

Goopiplier leads crafting circles as part of "team exercises" for the MarkiplierTV channel studio. They go as well as you expect

Also Goopy and Harold 🅱️ Darrensworth are Odd Couple besties and I'm sorry but this is the hill I die on. Darrengoop or bust

Just actually gave "No Children" a listen for the first time last night ([which immediately inspired me lol]) and uh yeah. Dark and Actor. I know this is probably a song that unites many fandoms, especially right now, but come on dude

Addendum: yes, Dark has sung "No Children" for karaoke night(a regular Ego outing they don't usually participate in). They have also sung "This Woman's Work" by Kate Bush

Sidebar, but honestly go listen to "This Woman's Work" by Kate Bush. "Running Up That Hill" is a banger no matter how many covers I've seen of it pop up this year; "This Woman's Work" will make you fucking cry

I slept for 3 hours and I'm on the receiving end of everyone's bullshit since this morning, I don't know what to tell you

[sybersepticeye]

Harold B. Darrensworth.

idk if anyone remember that 'character' but those pics just look like him

[askerror87]

Look up Harold B. Darrensworth, you should hopefully get an answer from there

1) Anyone remember the time back in Tumblr of 2018 [ish] where Mark went ‘crazy’ and had some what of a mask cult??

This bastard /lh

2) on the topic, DID HE EXPLAIN THE MASK IN W’ML’W OR????

ARE WE NEVER GOING TO GET AN ANSWER???

[fromthedeskof-darkiplier]

Who's the most troublesome ego to deal with, in your opinion?

I've had problems with different Egos for different reasons. Anti is a nuisance on purpose. Mr. Darrensworth has had his moments of being more of a control freak than I am (if you could believe it). Everyone in-between has had their own moment of over-ambition that I've had to stress about cleaning up after. But all of that is manageable, certainly -- I've done it before, I can do it again.

I don't think I have to say precisely who gets on my nerves more effectively than anyone else...

-D

[abbybubbls]

Egos as Starkid song’s lines

Darkiplier - “What I see right there is a prisoner who’s sitting on top of the key, so kick it up a notch if you ever wanna be free.” - [Starship - Kick It Up A Notch]

Celine - “When you know everything, it is suddenly strange when you don’t have a clue.” - [Starship - The Way I Do]

Damien - “I’ll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve, I have nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted.” - [Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier - Twisted]

William J. Barnum - “So many douchebags in the world, so many douchebags get the girls, who deserve more than absolutely anything.” - [A Very Potter Sequel - Guys Like Potter]

Wilford ‘MOTHERLOVING’ Warfstache - “To dance again, I’ve been waiting all these years to dance again, and now at once, a chance appears!” - [A Very Potter Musical - To Dance Again]

Wilford Warfstache - “Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air, but something in my heart, some secret hidden part, illogically insists that you are there, somewhere.” - [Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier - If I Believed]

Actor Mark - “Think not of loss, but a new way to win!” - [A Very Potter Sequel - It’s Not Over Yet]

The King of the Squirrels - “Sometimes it pays to be an animal, sometimes don’t!” - [The Trail to Oregon! - Pays to Be an Animal]

The Author - “Call me a terrible guy, I love to kick it up a notch, and watch all of you die!” - [Starship - Kick It Up A Notch (Reprise)]

The Host - “I want to know your story, so make the story last, and linger over every part.” [Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier - A Thousand and One Nights]

Dr. Iplier - “I just wish they would cut me some slack.” - [Firebringer - Jemilla’s Lament]

Silver Shepherd - “Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa, their only mama and papa… because they probably… don’t have… another mama and papa.” - [Holy Musical B@man! - Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight]

The Google Gang - “Let’s crush this hateful curse, before they get us first, we must destroy them all!” - [Starship - Hideous Creatures]

Bim Trimmer - “Hamilton, move over, your new competition’s in town!” - [The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals - Show Stoppin’ Number]

Ed Edgar - “Use your kids as tourniquets, ‘cause they won’t help you when you’re bit by a bear! Or a snake! Mother Nature’s really great!” - [The Trail to Oregon! - Independence!]

YanderePlier - “Everyone knows who he is, but they don’t know who I am.” - [A Very Potter Musical - Harry]

Harold B. Darrensworth - “If you should find that you’re about to get the short of the stick, take what you want, return what you get.” - [Black Friday - Feast Or Famine]

The Jim Twins - “Buddies! Bros! Homies! Amigos! Pizza! Nintendo! WOO WOO WOO, LET’S GO!” - [Holy Musical B@man! - The Dynamic Duet]

Bingiplier - “I’m just a sidekick… but I love being at your side!” - [A Very Potter Senior Year - Sidekick]

Santaplier - “So to restore my repute as a fierce, fearsome brute, there’s only one route I see; arrange a slaughter of millions of innocent civilians, then they’ll remember me!” [Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier - No One Remembers Achmed]

Randall Voorhees - “It’s America, and I’m American, and in America, I do what I like!” - [Holy Musical B@man! - The American Way]

Derek Derekson - “Our doors are open to the public, don’t you want it? For us capitalists, we are honest.” - [Black Friday - Our Doors Are Open]

Eric Derekson - “Despite all of my struggles, I’m still alive.” - [A Very Potter Musical - Goin’ Back to Hogwarts]

Illinois the Adventurer - “You can look, but you can’t touch, it is hard to believe, ‘cause he’s here in the flesh, finally!” - [ANI: A Parody - Ani]

Yancy the Prisoner - “Don’t worry, you’ll get your kicks at a hot little joint called the Land of the Dicks!” - [Me and My Dick - Land of the Dicks]

Captain Magnum - “I came up with this brilliant scheme; just steal everything!” - [Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier - I Steal Everything]

Bonus, because I want Abe to be included:

Detective Abe - “Where do I fit? Where do I stand? Who are they to say what I am? And how can I stay inside this awful world I know?” - [Starship - Life]

[club-pretzel]

Imagine DA telling Dark, Wil, and Abe about how the reason they didn't want to talk about how they felt was because they didn't want to bother them with their problems, but had realized that it's okay to talk about your problems after their sleepover with Mark. Imagine DA talking about how they felt about what Harold said and the others reactions to it.

Harold in trouble!!!

[leobashi]

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[glitch-in-the-code]

Harold: You’re under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle

Yan: Aw shit- ..Wait, did you say three?

Harold: Yes, three

Bing: FUCK!

King: GOOGLE FELL OFF!!

[strawberryamanita]

Headcanon that Harold is a closet case. I have this headcanon for no other reason than it's a more interesting and sympathetic story for me to see him as just very self-stifling than as an entitled straight incel withh nothing to hide 😤👌

[sybersepticeye]

this is Harold B. Darrensworth

[aphrolyxide]

so, wee woo confiscated some coke huh?

[club-pretzel]

Imagine after the egos get NEBM DA off of Harold, which took a while and a lot of strength, they start asking DA why they punched Harold, only for Harold to yell that they did it because they're a monster. DA starts shaking and flips Harold off as they make their way to a nearby mirror, saying "you know what?! Fuck you! I'm out!" They disappear through the mirror without telling the egos where they're going. The egos grow quiet || Bing: so, who's going to tell Wil, Dark, and Abe what happened?

Harold's a dick