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HALLOWEEN DAY 27: Remains of the day - DC Characters x CorpseBride!Characters
Pairing: Dc Characters x Fem!Reader
Warning: Mentions of being dead (?) Not very much, brief mentions of characters joining the afterlife but again, nothing graphic.
Type: Blurb
Request: N/A
Word count: N/A
Prompt: Tiny blurbs of what my take of Dc Comic!Muses x CorpseBride!Fem!Reader would be like!
Notes: Loosely based off of the Corpse Bride universe, kind of cute I love it.
Bruce Wayne: Honestly I think he would secretly loooove it. He would be confused as hell at first, trying to remain calm as he sees you emerge from the earth. When you seem overwhelmed with joy that âthe love of your unlifeâ has come for you, he immediately sees how tragic this situation is. I like to think Bruce would be the wiser out of the group and before he would reject you, instead he lets you go on. When you cling onto his side and beg him to follow you to the underworld, things get feisty. He has a whole different life to follow and you just want to take him from it? Expect some fight back from him. Bruce would definitely find a way to outwit you, similar to Victor, but throughout the time he spent with you, I wage he would try his best to find a way to bring you back. Lazarus pit here we come. My argument is that Battinson thinks with his heart before his head, donât fight me on this.
Jason Todd: HEAR ME OUT. Thereâs something so poetic about the undead bride and technically undead Jason Todd. As soon as he puts two and two together, it hits his weak spot. He DOES NOT have the heart to push you away, instead he kind of feeds into your delusions because he himself, is delusional. If weâre in the CorpseBride!Universe then technically he can venture to both sides (?) because heâs kind of a zombie (?) itâs up in the air. However, it warms his heart to have someone so excited to marry him and kind of be their savior (?) he absolutely adores your admiration and devotion to it and heâs more than happy to relish in it. âI guess Iâm married now.â With a smile to himself LMFAO.
Dick Grayson: He wouldnât fight it at first, more confused and wanting to help. âWhy does this have to happen to me?â Kind of mentality. He wants to help you, heâs not sure what the hell you are and heâs doing his best to clarify that heâs not married to you and that it was an accident. Whenever he sees you slouched over in defeat, he tries to find a way to cheer you up though and he would absolutely do his best to try to help your situation. If youâre absolutely set on him, he will do his best to try to let you know that you just met and he would need to get to know you. Reluctantly, he would get to know you and when he ends up getting to know you, he will absolutely look for a loophole for your situation.
Harley Quinn: She would be over the moon!! At first she would absolutely be confused and pushing herself away, but you would definitely sweep her off her feet when you woo her. Youâd have to explain to her where you came from and your tragic end. It would be a 50/50 chance whether or not she would jump on it right away. She would get excited trying to plan a wedding, but be unsure about spending the rest of her life in the afterlife. If you make it painless, she would do anything to be with you. Harley would embrace your unlife, but it would kill her to leave all her friends behind.
Poison Ivy: She would try to explain to you that it was a mistake at first. Practicing or however she ended up placing a ring onto your finger, it wasnât her proposing to you. Ivy would hear you out, listen to your story and how you ended up where you did. She would offer to help you avenge your death and throughout the time she would grow a liking to you, especially with your charm rather than her pitying you. Maybe later on in this afterlife she would go looking for you if you havenât found anyone by then.
#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne imagine#bruce wayne one shot#jason todd blurb#jason todd oneshot#jason todd x reader#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson one shot#dick grayson blurb#harley quinn x reader#harley quinn one shot#harley quinn imagine#poison ivy one shot#poison ivy x reader#poison ivy imagine#ghostfacesvalentines halloween
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I am very unsurprisingly, shockingly into this pairing.
#If anyone has comic recs for them I'd take em#selina kyle#harley quinn#dc vs vampires oneshot#batman#dc comics
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Saw you write for DC as well ^^ maaaybe you could write something tea party like where Robin is kidnapped and has to attend a tea party hosted by Jervis Tetch alongside guests like Harley Quinn & her Hyenas?
you request me robin and not tell me WHICH robin??đ Eeny, meeny, miny...Tim Drake!!
"One Lump or Two, Bird Boy?"
Tim's eyes fluttered open, the pounding in his head pulling him out of unconsciousness. His surroundings were... peculiar, to say the least. A long table stretched before him, cluttered with teacups, teapots, and towers of pastries that looked almost too colorful to be real.
His arms were tied to the arms of an ornate chair with silk ribbonsâlight and soft, but unbreakable.
"Ah, awake at last! How delightful."
Tim's eyes snapped to the voiceâsmooth, and unnervingly cheerful. Across the long, cluttered table, Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter himself, stared at him. Dressed in his usual Victorian garb, Tetch's wide-brimmed top hat tilted slightly as he leaned forward with childlike glee.
"Welcome, Robin! Youâve arrived just in time for tea. And oh, what a wonde of an evenring it shall be!"
Robin pulled at the ribbons, testing for any slack. "This is a new low, even for you."
Tetch wagged a gloved finger. "Tsk, tsk, such rudeness! But thatâs expected of birds. No manners." He gestured grandly around the room. "But worry not! We have more friends here to keep you entertained."
A loud, cackling laugh echoed from the far side of the room.
"Aww, ya didnât tell me we were havinâ company, Hatter! And look who it isâBaby Bird himself!"
Harley Quinn barged into the room, balancing a tray of cupcakes on one hand and swinging her oversized mallet with the other. She wore her iconic outfit.
Following at her heels were Bud and Lou, her loyal hyenas, tongues lolling and eyes gleaming with mischief.
"Harley," Robin muttered under his breath. His day had officially gone from bad to worse.
"Harleen, my dear!" Tetch greeted her warmly. "I thought a little... surprise might liven up our gathering."
Harley plopped into a chair across from Tim, propping her boots on the table. "Well, ain't this cute. But I hope it ain't just tea anâ crumpets. I was hopinâ for somethinâ a lilâ more... exciting, yâknow?"
She flicked a piece of cupcake to Bud, who caught it mid-air with a satisfied growl.
"Oh, donât worry," Tetch assured, his eyes never leaving Robin. "The real fun is yet to come."
Robinâs mind raced. He knew that he needed a way out, fast. "Alright, Hatter. Whatâs the game this time?"
Tetch grinned, his teeth gleaming in the candlelight. "Oh, how splendidly inquisitive! Yes, a game! A simple riddle, really. Solve it, and youâre free to leave. Fail..." He trailed off, gesturing to the hyenas.
Bud and Lou snapped their jaws in unison.
''Really?? A riddle?'' Harley asks dramatically
Tetch gave her a side eye before clapping his hands, delighted. "Very well! Listen well Robin. Here it is: Iâm not alive, but I grow. I donât have lungs, but I need air. I donât have a mouth, and yet I drown. What am I?"
Tim frowned, the gears in his brain turning rapidly. He knew this one.
Harley watched him closely, tapping her mallet against her shoulder. "Tick-tock, Birdie. Donât take too long, or Bud anâ Lou might start thinkinâ youâre dinner."
The hyenas growled softly, their laughter-like sounds sending a chill down his spine.
"Fire," Tim said finally, meeting Tetchâs gaze.
For a moment, silence hung in the air. Then Tetchâs smile twisted into a grimace. "Oh...oh, you clever little bird."
Harley blinked. "Wait, thatâs it? Câmon, Hatter, ya gotta step up your game! That was way too easy."
"Easy?" Tetch muttered, adjusting his hat in frustration. "I suppose it was."
Tim took the opportunity. He tugged sharply at the silk ribbons, and to his surprise, they unraveled with easeâa flaw in the Mad Hatterâs setup. He leapt from the chair, muscles tense and ready.
"Well, itâs been fun," Tim said, backing toward the door, "but I think Iâll pass on dessert."
Harley grinned, standing and hefting her mallet. "Aw, donât go so soon, Birdie! We were just gettinâ started."
"Another time!" Tim called over his shoulder as he bolted through the door.
Tetch sighed, slumping into his chair. "How tiresome. Another guest who just doesnât appreciate the finer things."
Harley shrugged, grabbing a teacup and taking a sip. "Eh, donât sweat it, Hatter. Next time, letâs skip the riddles and go straight for the BOOM!"
Bud and Lou barked in agreement, their tails wagging eagerly.
"Next time, indeed," Tetch muttered, his eyes narrowing. "Next time, Robin wonât be so lucky."
And somewhere in the dark streets of Gotham, Robin was already planning how to make sure next time will never happened.
#robin#dc#batman#tim drake#batfamily#wayne#red robin#platonic#dc robin#tim drake wayne#headcanon#oneshot#robin dc#batfam#the batfamily#platonic oneshot#drabble#gotham#dc batman#dcu#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#jervis tetch#gotham jervis#the caped crusader#arkham asylum
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Oneshots and Headcanons Masterlist:
SLASHERS/HORROR
⢠After Work Cuddles - Bubba Sawyer
⢠Bubba Sawyer x Reader
⢠Bubba Sawyer x Cleaner Reader
⢠Thomas Hewitt Headcanons
⢠Hours and Hours - Thomas Hewitt
⢠Thomas Hewitt x Cleaner Reader
⢠Thomas Hewitt x Sick Reader
⢠Nubbins Sawyer x Reader â ď¸
⢠Reader Putting the Toddler Sawyer Brothers to Bed
⢠Art the Clown x Reader Headcanons
⢠Confetti - Art the Clown x Reader Imagine
⢠Jason Voorhees x Reader Headcanons
⢠Brahms Heelshire x Reader
⢠Taking Care of Brahmsâ Wounds
⢠Patrick Bateman x Reader
⢠Taking Care of Hyde - Jekyll and Hyde
⢠Chubby Reader x GN!Ghostface
SHREDDER TMNT
⢠Reader x Shredder Headcanons
⢠Sleeping in Bed Together
⢠Doing His Makeup + Skincare
⢠Cold Shredder
⢠Pregnant Reader
⢠After Baby is Born
⢠Silly Goofy Headcanons
⢠Cooking Together
⢠Reader Forces Shredder to Play Games
⢠Yoga Together
⢠Reading with Shredder
⢠Fem!Shredder
⢠Shredder Sees Reader in Sexy Outfit
DCU
⢠Home - Harley Quinn
⢠Harley Quinn x Reader Headcanons
⢠Dating the Joker
⢠Dating Poison Ivy
⢠Catwoman x Reader Headcanons
ANIME
⢠Dabi with a Pet Cat
⢠The Raid - Shigaraki x Reader
⢠Reader Finds Shigaraki First - Hero!Shigaraki AU
⢠Mahito with a Pet Cat
⢠Dating Ryuk and/or Rem
⢠Near with Fem!Parental!Reader
⢠Santana/Santviento x Reader Headcanons
COMING SOON:
ShredderâŚ
ShigarakiâŚ
Jekyll and HydeâŚ
Art the ClownâŚ
DabiâŚ
TwiceâŚ
OverhaulâŚ
Batty BoopâŚ
LokiâŚ
Dio BrandoâŚ
#headcanons#oneshots#imagine#slashers#x reader#horror#texas chainsaw massacre#dc universe#harley quinn#tmnt shredder#tmnt#leatherface#dabi todoroki#my hero academia#scenarios#nubbins sawyer#Ghostface#Horror movies#Bubba sawyer#thomas hewitt#The joker#poison ivy#death note#ryuk death note#rem death note#Mahito#jujutsu kaisen#catwoman#santana jjba#jojos bizarre adventure
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#ig? just to be safe#thongbutt#jic#dp x dc#pole#rz-art#trigun stampede#red hood#harley quinn#rowing#bd#sm brat#sex positivity#oneshot#astarion x halsin
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Started writing a fic set afterâŚ
This scene đ
And this Harley fan art (I like the way she looks here)
It is a Feyd x Harley fic, except itâs a Dark! Harley fic (because psychos are fun to write). Started writing this at 3 AM last night and I can only say the warning is jealous and possessive Harley, (she wasnât too happy with Lady Margot seducing Feyd đ¤Ł) along with a whole lotta death and violence đđ
đˇď¸: @psycheetamore
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HALLOWEEN DAY 10: Trick or Treat - Harley Quinn x Fem!Reader
Pairing:Â Harley Quinn x Fem!Reader
Warnings:Â N/A
Type:Â One Shot
Request:Â N/A
Word Count:Â 838
Prompt:Â Harley and the reader give out candy on the day of Halloween
Notes:Â This one was kind of short, my bad, but honestly very wholesome
Halloween had to be both you and Harleys favorite holiday. This and Christmas was a time that Harley took seriously.Â
The decorations in your flat were outstanding, orange lights glowing all over the place, all kinds of pumpkins and bat cut outs hanging everywhere. Not to mention, Harley took the liberty to get pumpkin flavored everything to stock up on.Â
Tonight was the big night. Harley had worked so hard on her princess costume, making it from scratch. You decided youâd be a fairy, to which she obliged, getting to work on your dress as well. To say you were fortunate to have Harley as a girlfriend was an understatement.Â
Sometimes the kids that lived in the same building would stop by to trick or treat, maybe there wasnât as many visitors as youâd have if you lived in your own house, but either way it was fun.Â
Harley loved to give out candy with you and eat some of it, though she always tells you it wasnât her, even with chocolate stains on the corners of her mouth. It was kind of cute. âWhy do your lips taste like starbursts then?â Youâd tease her, raising an eyebrow as you looked for her response. Sheâd only shrug, making an âI donât knowâ expression.Â
There was glitter everywhere, pink glitter coming from Harleyâs train dress, sparkling all across the kitchen and dining area. You were nothing short of your own mess, before you could tease her about it, there was lilac glitter mixed into it as well.Â
The dresses were surely beautifully handmade by your beloved, but there was no way out of the mess. Harley jumped around when she heard the first knock at the door. âTreaters!â She squealed out as she ran towards the entrance. Yanking the candy bowl off the table next to the door, dropping a few candies in the process. Jerking the door open, she greeted the strangers before her, eagerly wanting to address each one.Â
You placed the pan of Halloween cookies on the kitchen counter, looking back to Harley as she passed out the candy, taking her time to compliment each kid and even hold a tiny conversation with them. All of which made you smile.Â
Even after all sheâs been through, Harley still found the way to stay positive and spread kindness to those who seemed defenseless. She still had the more wholesome moments you were able to see, such as these.
Waving to each visitor goodbye, she closed the door shut, setting the bowl aside and looked for you. As you stood next to the kitchen island, head sideways as you admired your beloved. Harley galloped to you with her ear to ear grin, her arms latched onto you as she squealed in excitement. âDid ya see Maleficent!?â She looked to you with her wide full-of-love eyes.Â
You looked to her in awe of her overwhelming joy, nodding up and down as a laugh descended from your lips. It was then that there was a knock on the door again. âCome on!â Harley exclaimed as she tugged your arm to come with her. âHarley! The pizzaâs still in the oven darling!âÂ
Shuddering as you remembered the last time you two tried to cook the Italian delight, there were sprinklers going off in the building and in the end, you both had to order take out.Â
Harley swung open the door, looking around eagerly to the new set of trick or treaters. âBoba Fett, Sleeping beauty, a vampire countess, a pirate and a wolf!â She shifted her gaze to each one, her smile seemed to increase as she guessed each one. You surrendered the candy into each open bag, giving the treaters a wink as Harley complimented their costumes.
âOkay Harley come on, theyâve got to get to the next door.â You pulled her by her arm as you both dismissed the smiling faces. Both looking to each other with brimming faces. âYou know Ms. Quinn, you happen to be the prettiest princess Iâve ever seen.â Harley smiled wide as she heard your compliment âAnd you Ms. Quinn are the prettiest fairy Iâve ever known to exist!â Harley pressed her lips against your cheek, over and over until you were covered in pecks.Â
You were in awe of her use of her last name of you, your cheeks pestered themselves in pink as she kissed you repeatedly. âWell then I guess we just kinda go together donât you think?â You winked to the pink dressed princess. âI never second guessed itâ Harley pulled you into a kiss, pouring all her admiration of you into your lips. It was nothing less of how she usually initiated kisses, but nevertheless, it was always something you yearned for.
It didnât take long for the beeping to alert you of the readiness of your dinner. Your eyes fluttered open, looking to Harley with big eyes. âPizzaâ You murmured as you leaped over the side of the coffee table and made your way into the kitchen.
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imma get this outta here because i meant to write a full fic for christmas and ended up in a writers block.
Snowfall.
Edward reached over (Y/N) and quickly closed the car door the second Harvey opened it. "You do realise what we're walking into right?" "Of course." Harvey said. "So you know Harley is hidden ready to attack with snowballs? Just as she is every year it snows?" Edward asked. Harv' grumbled. "We're got a plan for that." "We do?" (Y/N) frowned. "Everyone out." Harv' ordered.
There was nothing but silence that greeted them outside the Scarecrow's abode. Both the Riddler and Two-Face spotted the bush beside the stairs to Scarecrow's lair. The only real hiding place Harley had. Snow crunched under Harvey's shoe and pandemonium erupted. Harley darted out of her hiding spot behind the push with a battle cry, armed with...snowballs. With no warning, Two-Face grabbed (Y/N) by the waist and swung (Y/N) to his side, using them as a human shield. The Riddler darted behind Two-Face, using Harvey's more muscular nature to his advantage. (Y/N) shrieked and kicked. "Harvey! Put me down!" (Y/N) yelled. "This is a brand new suit!" The Riddler declared. "Better you than the suit!"
#batman#batman villains#one shot#oneshot#reader#the riddler#edward nygma#two face#harvey dent#harley quinn#harleen quinzell
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Harley Quinn
⎠oneshots
⎠drabbles
âŽfanfics
âŽheadcanons
âŽmini series
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Ok, I wrote a goofy Harlivy oneshot. Â
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Harley Quinn
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đ= smut, đ¨= angst, đ= darkfic,
đŠš= sickfic, đ§¸= fluff, đŚ= hurt/comfort
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#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#harley quinn show#dcu#dc universe#dc comics#harley quinn fanfics#harley quinn x reader#harley quinn headcannons#harley quinn oneshots
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#Jeff Gordon LMAO#This was a very funny exchange (to me at least)#âI didn't ask him about his hobbiesâ man's a cop! In Gotham!#batman#dc comics#Harley Quinn#Selina Kyle#DC Vs vampires oneshot
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The Grief Button by Novaviis
1 Chapter - 3426 words
In the first months after his adoption, Bruce takes Dick to therapy to deal with the trauma of his parents' murder. Only the eight year old doesn't seem to want to cooperate.
(@novaviis)
#dick grayson#harley quinn#bruce wayne#therapy#fic rec#batfam fic rec#fanfiction recommendation#batfamily fic rec#oneshot
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Reader x Harley Quinn Imagine
You always knew Harley was a horrific criminal that had once long worked with THE Joker, but that somehow didnât bother you. At least not anymore.
You first met when you had just arrived in Gotham. It was the only place close enough and cheap enough to live. And growing up with a crazy conspiracy theorist dad somehow convinced you that all the chaos Hotham was famous for just wasnât as bad as it was portrayed. God, you were so dead wrong. The DAY you had moved into your new apartment, The Riddler struck. You were so fucking scared, it was comical.
Of course you never felt safe. But it would have to suffice for now. Just for now. Very soon you hoped to skedaddle. You made it work.
One night, you exited your work building to find your tires slashed and your car robbed. Huh?? Was this a targeted attack or just a random carjacking? You didnât want to stick around to find out. Taxi prices were a bitch in Gotham and you didnât want to spend an arm and a leg to get home, so you walked it like a fucking pro. Determined, you speed walked so fast, a soccer mum would gasp.
On your little late journey home, some rattling occurred behind you. You took that as a sign to run. Suddenly a figured jumped in front of, jolting you back. You scuttled backwards, babbling worried apologies and offering your life. Stepped forward was a brightly dressed clown. Harley Quinn.
She leaned forward and smiled her wide, scary smile at you, canines shining. âHiya, toots!â
You apologised frantically for getting in her way, stumbling to stand up and run. She quickly grabbed your forearm and pulled you back. You screamed for help, but she slapped a hand over your mouth. âShh! Sh-sh-sh⌠Iâm not gonna hurt ya.. just need a little help is all. Can you do that for me?â she whispered. You nodded quickly, already sweating.
She released you from her tight embrace, backing you against the way. She planted her hand next to your head, leaning towards you. Your heart pumped rapidly and your knees trembled, ready to give way any second.
âIâm hiding from Bats. I donât know if you noticed, but this isnât my usual look! Iâm trying something new, and hopefully that bird brain doesnât notice my outfitâs changed,â she explained.
âOkay, what do you need me for?â your voice tried hard not to stammer.
âJust pretend like we know each other personally. Iâm just wearinâ a Halloween costume and you find it hot, so weâre makinâ out in an alley way,â she giggled. You gulped. There was no denying sheâs always been an attractive woman, but sheâs also like a major criminal? Also, The Joker is DEFINITELY gonna have your throat for this if he ever finds out your identity. Itâs not like Harley knows who you are, but that didnât stop your paranoia.
âUh- arenât you with Joker? Wouldnât that be cheatingâŚ?â your face shied away.
âJoker? Nahh. Pissed him off not long ago, got him out of my sweet life. Thatâs why Iâm startinâ fresh, wanna make a new name for myself. Hell, might even gang up with Ives and Kitty.â
The longer you looked at her beautiful face, the safer you felt. It was almost insane. You stopped shaking for the most part, but your guard was still high up. Her cheeks puffed up as she smiled, like a cute chipmunk or something. Her perfume smelt lovely too, you just hoped it wouldnât have a negative side effect on youâŚ
A flash of shadow swept overhead and she immediately smashed her lips into yours. The kiss was nice and sweet, lasting almost a minute. It actually felt like heaven. Your hands slowly slipped to hold her waist, and her hand met your cheek endearingly.
Finally you pulled apart, blushing hysterically. You faced down so she couldnât see your red glow. She chuckled. âSorry, probably shouldâve warned ya first. Are you single by the way? Didnât think to ask, hah!â
âYeah Iâm single, itâs fine⌠uh thank you, I guess⌠for not like- killing me? I think,â you had no clue what to say. What if you accidentally annoyed her? You swallowed hard. She laughed loudly, her iconic laugh possibly bringing her unwanted attention.
âI should be thanking you! Didnât want Batsy to notice a lonely little clown wondering the streets, wouldâve been thrown back intaâ Arkham!â just before she skipped off, slid something into your pocket and swatted your rear endearingly. She disappeared into the shadows, and you immediately pulled out the note she gave you.
âHereâs my number cutie ;)
##########
Call me later, wanna see you AGAIN!
Harlz xoxoâ
Your heart fluttered. Thereâs absolutely no way you were going to go on a date with a supervillain. No way. Thatâs ridiculous and stupid. Youâd get yourself kidnapped way too often, and youâd probably be killed. Who knows, this may be a trap and she could be the death of you. You would not be dumb enough to date Harley Quinn, Jokerâs ex.
At least thatâs what you told yourself three years ago. After that first date, and the second date, and the fifth date, and the third vacation together with her gal pals, and the home bought together, and the many cats and puppies to fit in with the hyenas, it seemed PRETTY obvious you were dumb enough to date Harley Quinn.
Of course it was hard. She was always being caught and sent back to Arkham, but she always eventually came home to give you that sweet victory kiss. She never hurt you, intentionally at least. But all relationships have bumps along the way. You get along with her friends and her team, and theyâd all be willing to save you the second they hear youâre in distress.
At the moment, Harley had been in Arkham for two weeks. Just yesterday you received a bouquet of red roses, some of them painted black. They had colour corresponding glitter and little chocolates stuffed between the petals. At this point you donât even question who delivers these gifts from Harley, youâre just glad that youâre on her mind while she in prison.
You were in the midst of making some nice pasta for dinner when a knock sounded at the front door. You quickly went to check it, but nobody was in sight. You smiled and went back to the kitchen to find Harley at the kitchen window. She had her adorable face pressed against the glass, beaming at you.
âLooks like I wonât be having leftovers tomorrow,â you laughed as you opened the back door for her. She bounced into your arms, covering your skin in gleeful kisses.
âIâve miss you, doll,â she hummed, her head resting on your shoulder. A warm embrace encompassed you both, the house finally feeling like home once again.
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Iâm sorry this is so shit đđ love Harley though đđ
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Hear me out.
Joker junior Tim and as a treat he gets his own Harley Quinn (Bernard)
This was inspired off of a post that showed a bunch of comic panels with Bernard using a variety of random vaguely weapon shaped things to beat people up and someone mentioned giving him a giant hammer like harley.
I have no chill
Anyways i like this. Bernard being off his rocker due to the pain cult or whatever and Joker junior tim is a given.
Might write a little oneshot. Would anyone like that? Idk
#timbern#joker junior#joker jr#dc#dc comics#dc universe#tim drake#unhinged tim drake#timothy drake#bernard dowd#i love gay people#Especially when theyre insane#Harley Quinn!Bernard
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Warnings- Dark! Harley Quinn, Possessive and Jealous Harley, death, and violence
Harley Quinn was present at Feyd Rauthaâs coming of age. She loved watching Feyd fight, his movements and fighting skills impressive to her. Of course she dressed up for the occasion with a red and black outfit to match her harlequin aesthetic. Afterwards, she expected to find Feyd waiting for her or at least looking for her. âFeydy? Hellooo! Iâm gettinâ a bit impatient here!â Harley yelled across the palace as she searched around for the Na-Baron. After some moments, she finally found Feyd, with a scent unfamiliar to her that she definitely didnât like. âAhem, who were ya with? Huh? Some witch chick or somethinâ?!â Harley huffed, her voice filled with rage and jealousy. She had taken Feyd away from her. The Bene Gesserit. She had taken him from her and Harley hated it. And if the Bene Gesserit were to have Feyd before Harley did, the thought consumed her with jealousy and rage.
âI didnât want to, the witch invaded my mind.â Feyd reassured her, though Harleyâs jealous rage was quite attractive to him. The thought of Harley potentially lashing out in rage was amusing, but unexpected. Days passed and Harley wanted answers, answers that she felt she couldnât ask for, she had to find. Even if she had to go to extreme measures to get it. One night as Feyd slept in his chambers, Harley snuck out on her own, a blade and other weapons in hand, to violently confront the Bene Gesserit that dared try to take her Feyd from her. After some time, Harley eventually made it to the headquarters of the Bene Gesserit, her steps quiet and coordinated as she held an insane grin on her face.
âOh goodness! Itâs her!â A Bene Gesserit said, pointing to Harley, as the other Bene Gesserits looked completely surprised by her sudden yet unexpected arrival. They knew that Harley knew, and the confrontation was not pretty. Some looked terrified, some looked scared and confused, even Lady Margot looked scared, but was composed.
âYou took my Feydy from me, That wasn't nice! Just because you're such a gloomy gus doesn't mean we all have to be that way.â Harley said coldly, her voice filled with rage as she held a blade in one hand in one hand and her mallet in another as she ran toward a window and broke it to symbolize her point, then moved a strand of her behind her and adjusted her mallet.
âNow that poor bitch will go back to her drab, little life, when I could've made Feyd mine FOREVER!â Harley yelled, her voice filled with possessiveness and rage as she threw her mallet and windows and decor, breaking it instantly as glass fell to the floor, her blue eyed cold glare landing straight at the Bene Gesserit who started it all, Lady Margot Fenring.
âNo witches allowed near Feydy!â Harley yelled, her blade in hand as she lashed towards her, as she broke more decor and more glass, the Bene Gesserit headquarters looking more like a mess than anything else.
âGuards!â A Bene Gesserit yelled, as Harleyâs psychotic grin got bigger.
âGuards? GUARDS?! Theyâre all dead! Just like your little friend will be when Iâm done with her!â Harley taunted, pointing to the bloodied corpses of the guards who either had their throats slashed or their heads bashed in with her mallet.
She pointed to Lady Margot, as she held her blade in her hand, her jealousy and anger growing in that moment, in that moment Harley lashed out in rage and did exactly what she came there to do, sparing no mercy. Harley smiled in glee as she held the now bloodied blade, standing before the Bene Gesserit with no look of remorse, no anything.
âSay bye bye to your little friend. Sheâs all gone now, and will be for a long time.â Harley said tauntingly, revealing her doing before making her cue to exit, returning herself to Feyd and his chambers back on Geidi Prime.
Once she returned, the blood on Harley and her blade was definitely noticeable, as a familiar pair of arms wrapped around her, not caring if the blood was even there or noticeable. Feyd's hands gently cupped Harleyâs face as he leans closer to her. âI missed you so much, my little jester of madness,â he murmurs, leaning down to kiss her forehead, relishing the sensation of his touch, which she missed dearly while she was gone. He noticed the blood all over her, smirking at her as he did so.
âWhat did you do little mouse? You were jealous of the witch and you murdered her in cold blood, is that right my dearest Harley?â Feyd said with a smirk as he held her possessively, as Harley nodded a âyesâ in response.
âShe wouldnât have lived anyway.â Feyd said again with his own psychotic smirk, playing with Harleyâs pigtails in amusement.
The end (my writerâs block is back đĽ˛)
Tags- @psycheetamore
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