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I started practicing bibliomancy a week ago and here’s some things that I found interesting:

1. It’s actually very fun and simple, I expected it to be insanely advanced

2. It lowkey lowers my anxiety temporarily (but that could just be because I’m fixated on it at the moment lol)

3. I did a reading because I was anxious for work and it said I might make a new friend. Completely forgot about the reading until AFTER my shift, where I had sat with someone for my dinner break and we would chat throughout the shift. Nice little reading lol

4. My friend (who practices witchcraft) did a fortune reading for our friend group. The EXACT line they landed on was “We must not keep secrets between us”. This lowkey freaked us out because two months ago we had this major drama with another person we fell out with… AND THEN I did a reading with a different book and it said our friend group would keep trying to put effort into the friendships, but eventually we would drift or fall apart.

5. Doing the readings usually causes me to tic which I find pretty interesting. If anyone would have any clue on why that is let me know lol

6. I’ve had some pretty disturbing readings for other people. Ones that have actually come decently real and ones that explain an inevitable situation…

7. Dracula by Bram Stoker gives me the most accurate and understandable answers, and is a sassy biatch.

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List of things that actually happened in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:

• David Bowie terrorizes a small Japanese town

• Gay rainbows turn people into snails using subliminal messaging

• A naked man with four balls (2 x 2) wakes up in the dirt

• A bisexual asshole tortures a family for generations

• A mafia group comprised almost entirely of fashionable teenagers set out to eradicate drugs

• One man crashes a plane not once, not twice, but on three separate occasions (and also attends his own funeral)

• A hive mind of sentient plankton inhabit a corpse and infiltrate a prison

• A twink turns into a dinosaur and a nun uses literal genderfluid as a weapon

• Mona Lisa bøner

• A homicidal sugar daddy doctor and his Stockholm syndrome patient spread a deadly virus throughout the city of Venice

• Jesus Christ. Like literally, just Jesus Christ.

• A character creates a Mobius strip (infinity strip ♾️) out of string inside her heart, to counter her organs being turned inside out by an enemy who can redirect the flow of gravity

• A story spawning generations, utilizing completely different genres, casts, and settings. The theme of fate vs free will; the evil of humanity vs the everyday good; choosing your own path- all are exemplified through a creative, genre breaking story with a unique power system. Fate as a concept is not just something used to give the victory to the good guys, it is a tangible known force within the story. One that both acts as something the characters lust after to obtain their goals, but also a metaphorical device to test them and weave the intricacies of their woes. Jaw-dropping, constantly evolving art; fun and complex characters; unpredictable, ever-changing plots, these are but a few reasons for why JJBA is my favorite series. It is committed to being absolutely everything it can be, and highlights the beauties of life.

• also yandere

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my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

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Santviento: *sees an open wound*

Santviento: 

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@ all of you Santana stans in the JoJo fandom - I hope you're having a good day (night) ily'all

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Pillarman Headcanon:

They need family therapy.

Kars is a not very emotional dad and is the main reason for it. Esidisi was trying his best, but had a burnout and ran away to China for multiple years. Wammu never got to be a child with all of his rigorous training. And Santana has abandonment issues.

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Pillar Men Romance Novel Covers

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It gets chilly, sleeping in a cave like that.

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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Families are the pillars of society

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Me when I keep making zombie OCs and making them fall in love in the dead way

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Out of all the things I could hyper fixate on it was lorge masked men 😍🤤❤️

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Oh shit the old man forgot to take his heart burn medication

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Art Steals a Cat For You

Art the Clown x Reader Headcanons

• He finds a random cat on the street, not exactly caring if it clearly has an owner or not, and is like "Dang, Y/N would love this thing"

• It just so happens to be your favourite breed of cat lol

• Of course when you first meet the cat, it is TERRIFIED of Art (heh pun not intended)

• IMMEDIATELY it falls in love with you because you aren't a demon clown 😭😭

• Since he's been a demon for so long, he sorta forgot how animals work and their basic necessities

If you have the money to afford this cat, Art's all for it cause it's less effort for him lol

If you don't have the money, that's fine too! Art is the master of theft 🥰🥰 he legit will just walk into grocery stores, pull that whole 'Halloween store' shtick again, and leave with his garbage bag full of cat food and cat litter

• If there's a need for more toys and stimulation for the kitty, he would love to get crafty and make some from hand! Although sometimes you have to ask to see how these toys work just to make sure it doesn't kill the cat...

• You've made a very clear rule that the cat is not allowed anywhere near Art's construction table where all of his weapons and materials are.

• Over time, the kitty does actually start to warm up to Art. But if it senses even the slightest bit of malicious or aggressive energy coming from him (so like all the time), it is RUNNING back to you

• Art is surprisingly cuddly; he'll sit on the couch or on a chair and just cradle the pet in his arms. But it probably wouldn't last more than half an hour considering he likely doesn't sleep and he will eventually get bored

• Being around Art long enough taught this cat how to be an evil mastermind. You thought you've met an evil cat before? THINK AGAIN.

• It lowkey starts to concern you how little the cat cares about the smell of blood and guts when Art comes home. But also, even you were able to eventually get over that soooo...

• Art seems like the type of character to have a Polaroid (kind of like Ghostface in DBD), and he would probably take a lot of pics of the cat, and you posed with the cat. It's actually super cute and sweet

• There have been numerous times when you were scared that Art was going to kill the cat, so you would immediately scoop it up and run off to protect it. Whenever Art cools down is when he's allowed near the two of you again 😓

Do you ever get scared that Art would kill the cat just out of pure boredom or spite? Not really because he actually seems to like the pet and having extra company whenever you're not home. Has the thought ever crossed your mind? Absolutely.

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Masterlist

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The Onion + Loki (30/?)

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The Onion + Loki (31/?)