#hardworkign

[slater-baby]

Saw your post about Simon's sperm count because like the good fan I am I got notifications on each time you post (please don't think I'm a stalker, I just love your stories).

I'm almost done with my master's degree in Biotechnologies of Human Reproduction, so I have quite the knowledge about semen (I am not ashamed to say this out loud), and I can't wait to apply it for these terribly serious matters.

Simon is probably the least fertile bloke on earth ☠️.

I highly doubt that during his tortures in Mexico he has not suffered any sort of testicular trauma (can't believe I just wrote testicular trauma on tumblr).

That, paired with his job in the military, general lifestyle he leads (don't think it's very healthy, but I can't know about this one), and the drugs he probably takes for mental health purposes, well...

The man's sperm count is most likely depressing.

I'm sorry.

But we can keep dreaming yeah???? Knock Indigo up, big chap!!!!

(i love you, truly, chap 40 was a gift, a meal, sunday supper. I am eternally grateful)

HELLOOOOOO BRO UR NOT A STALKER I LOVE YOU!!!!

and also realistically.....yes ;-;

I was doing research on male fertility because I started writing Chapter 40 and realized there's no protection alsdkjfalksjdfla so I was like 💀 oop--......how many times can he cum inside her before someone asks me if I'm gonna make Indy pregnant alskjdfajld

ANYWAY~~ Simon is not only a smoker, but also 35 years old, jacked up on antidepressants and a former alcoholic. That, and he's so psychologically traumatized that I have a hard time believing his fertility hasn't been affected by it. (Definitely correct me if I'm wrong, but some studies I read on it said that PTSD lowers fertility in men and women both?)

Also, easter egg for chapter 32 in the Mexico flashback: Robas fucks up his face and not other parts of his body specifically so that Indy won't find him attractive when he comes back to England :( The convo was in Spanish, so not everyone got it, but the facial mutilation is definitely more symbolic than anything. Realistically? Robas probably would have castrated him with no remorse. Tho, that's not to say he didn't suffer sexual abuse either in his childhood or in Mexico :( my bby

SO YES INDIGO SIMON? PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE A FATHER IN THIS LIFETIME ALSDKFALKJFD and also Indy? Definitely reaching the age where pregnancy gets dicey

BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THAT YOU LED THIS OFF WITH BIOTECHNOLOGIES IN HUMAN REPRODUCTION??? YOU'RE SMART AS HELL??? HOLY SHIT CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO AMAZING AND HARDWORKIGN goddamn I am proud of you my friend keep going with that ❤️

in my dreams............

BUT FANFIC SIMON WILL ALWAYS BE THE MOST FERTILE MAN AROUND AND I KNOW THIS BECUASE I BELIEVE IN IT IT IS CANON ❤️ HE AINT GOT A BREEDING KINK FOR NOTHING AKSDJFLJSF

thank you for the ask love!! glad you enjoyed chapter 40! now that we have confirmation from an expert (I salute you once again for all your hard work 🫡) we can all rest assured that Indy will NOT be getting pregnant............even if I make Simon cum inside of her like......two or three more times.....just for good measure.....

cause....even if he can't get her pregnant, doesn't mean there's an excuse for him to not try his best !!

[indiana-studies]

26 aug // supposed to be reading a midsummer nights dream but mostly just architecture admiring instead :)

[maggiestudies]

03:40 pm, 04.18.2021 / long time no study pics! this is pretty much my setup every day this semester. happy sunday!

[sophie-studying]

12.10.20

back on the french grind whilst I‘m also in the process of moving into my dorm room...

[jarofsharpies]

summer studying challenge | 13th july

what are your plans for this summer?

continue research assistant position with my course leader

get into yoga

explore bread making possibilities

complete reading for final year

learn how to use r/rstudio for data science

but let’s be honest, it’s all up in the air at the moment!

[thesmartstudies]

08.28.19 | 10/100 days of productivity

Finally got access to a color printer so I made a little moodboard! I love the way it turned out- it fits perfectly with the city theme I have!

I'm on top of my work too so I'm gonna work on my September bujo and maybe read ahead as well ;)

[erasiign]

gas properties // chem

check out my studygram!

[aliciah]

190612. I've never owned pens this cute.

[opalestudies-blog]

22.3.2020

This week I’ve been very focused and serious about learning French. Today I studied a bit about group 2 verbs and irregular verbs (there’s so many it feels like it’ll drive me insane!). I also learned how to use “chez” and the diference between “c’est” and “il est”.

[lottiestudying]

7.11.19 // finished two essays this week, here’s some scattered pictures from the last week. been so busy forgetting to take them

[pumpkinstudylatte]

so simple yet so easily forgotten by so many of us.

our approach to studies is often unrealistic: we think that pulling all-nighters, skipping meals or isolating from all sources of entertainment in order to study will bring us academic success. it might be working out in the beginning, but the truth is, you cannot accomplish anything in the long term if you do not regularly satisfy the most basic needs of your brain and yourself as an organism. 

it took me over three years to realise this, and now i cannot stress it enough. relax. move. eat. drink. breathe. work hard, take care of yourself harder.

[indiana-studies]

i customized this template to organize all my weekly assignments! the box is highlighted if i have that class that day. I like that I can see everything, things are categorized and color-coded, and since I’m annotating the pdf on goodnotes, I can just email a copy to my academic advisor. i don’t like putting all my readings and daily assignments onto my google calendar because i feel like it gets too cluttered, but i needed a way to keep track of smaller assignments so they don’t get lost. i also added a quote of the week line! hopefully this helps me!

[maggiestudies]

11:36 am, 04.26.2020 / what a strange few weeks it’s been! my life has been pretty crazy - as a senior i’ve technically passed all of my classes, so i no longer have schoolwork. here’s a peek into my life right now: i’m reading jane austen and scribbling out to-dos in my planner. happy sunday!

[sophie-studying]

09.09.20

what tonight looked like: studying in bed, reading, and drinking hot chocolate

[jarofsharpies]

❄️ winter studying challenge ❄️ 2nd december

what is your favourite thing about winter?

festive stuff! i celebrate christmas in the classic british non religious sense lol BUT festivities are my favourite thing honestly

[little-studies]

Ya girl saved up for an ipad and I am in love with goodnotes! I’m still trying to get the hang of writing with the apple pencil but I did have fun playing around with some headers!