#hard to die

[thevideodungeon]

Sorority House Massacre III/Hard to Die (1990)

Continuing the oddity of this series, Hard to Die/Tower of Terror/Sorority House Massacre III was made—once again to reuse sets—is an actual sequel to Sorority House Massacre II—or “Nightie Nightmare” as it was called before being turned into a sequel in name only—but attempted to distance itself from the previous film by releasing under multiple non-Sorority House Massacre titles.

As a film, it is an amazingly thorough retread of Sorority House Massacre II, featuring some actors returning as the same characters—and one as a different character. And at times fully recreates scenes from the previous film exactly. And the most hilarious part, being an actual sequel you might expect that they would summarize the events of previous film with some clips… and no, what they actually did in this real movie, was re-reuse the exact same same clips from Slumber Party Massacre as they did in the previous movie, with another voice over from the same character—who reasonably should have been in that flashback—giving another completely different backstory—presumably because Sorority House Massacre II wasn't actually done yet. Leading to a very weird scenario where several of the actresses from Slumber Party Massacre have now portrayed three different characters with the same footage.

Honestly, it’s incredibly similarity to the previous film is pretty much its only notable quality, in a bad way, but also kinda a good way. Despite being set in an office building, it somehow finds a way to get all of the women into a shower, and lingerie, which they wear for the majority of the film. It is the sort of movie where you just have to acknowledge what the goals were, and appreciate the ridiculous means by which they were achieved. Also, somewhat uniquely for a slasher, it ends with a big shootout.

4/10

[catmask]

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

[iwasbored777]

I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME

[acecroft]

merry crisis ™

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton teaches Vanessa the first rule of FNAF

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

Starting to think they call it love or smth

[whoisnotmyname]

I love this line lmao

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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[konakoro]

The world was so ungrateful to you...

[lotus-pear]

till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first

[ayertrinity]

My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33

[asymptotic-rage]

I don’t think anyone understands how much I love Izzy Roland as Jack Manhattan.

His name is Manhattan. He’s from Brooklyn. He’s working in LA. He’s taken down more terrorists than most FBI agents. His partner was killed by the Belgian mafia. He’s a 58-year-old divorcee who is getting divorced another time. He’s a mom. He shoots his gun at doors and misses. He acts like he has a concussion. He doesn’t know how to use a gun but he wants one anyway. He makes out with his own reflection. His catchphrase is “cock-a-doodle-doo bitch.” I’m in love with him and I’m a lesbian

[pupkinpumpkin]

I feel like Davrin should have been able to pull Rook aside and question their romance choice just like Varric does in DA2. He's just so naturally suspicious of everyone and everything. I feel like he could come up with something for everyone

Lucanis: He's possessed

Harding: Weird stone powers that might hurt you

Neve: Married to her work and constantly surrounded by whisps that might hurt you

Emmrich: Old and necromancer

Bellara: Could blow you and herself up

Taash: Could burn your face off (Here's how Agnes Montague can still win)

If you romance Davrin, Lucanis is the one to pull you aside. Unlike Davrin, however, the only reason he gives as to why you shouldn't romance him is..

" He's annoying and I hate him"

[avemryss]

[bruciemilf]

We as a society need to take advantage of Bruce’s movie trauma more.

First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, he’d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?

I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasn’t watched one.

When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.

Steph: Okay so, it’s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her mother’s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!

Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]

Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.