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Sorority House Massacre III/Hard to Die (1990)
Continuing the oddity of this series, Hard to Die/Tower of Terror/Sorority House Massacre III was madeāonce again to reuse setsāis an actual sequel to Sorority House Massacre IIāor āNightie Nightmareā as it was called before being turned into a sequel in name onlyābut attempted to distance itself from the previous film by releasing under multiple non-Sorority House Massacre titles.
As a film, it is an amazingly thorough retread of Sorority House Massacre II, featuring some actors returning as the same charactersāand one as a different character. And at times fully recreates scenes from the previous film exactly. And the most hilarious part, being an actual sequel you might expect that they would summarize the events of previous film with some clipsā¦ and no, what they actually did in this real movie, was re-reuse the exact same same clips from Slumber Party Massacre as they did in the previous movie, with another voice over from the same characterāwho reasonably should have been in that flashbackāgiving another completely different backstoryļæ½ļæ½ļæ½presumably because Sorority House Massacre II wasn't actually done yet. Leading to a very weird scenario where several of the actresses from Slumber Party Massacre have now portrayed three different characters with the same footage.
Honestly, itās incredibly similarity to the previous film is pretty much its only notable quality, in a bad way, but also kinda a good way. Despite being set in an office building, it somehow finds a way to get all of the women into a shower, and lingerie, which they wear for the majority of the film. It is the sort of movie where you just have to acknowledge what the goals were, and appreciate the ridiculous means by which they were achieved. Also, somewhat uniquely for a slasher, it ends with a big shootout.
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#slashers#4/10#1990s#setting: business#horror#horror movies#slasher movies#1990s horror#90s horror#Roger Corman#Sorority House Massacre#female nudity#Hard to Die
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child āi even have a gay work friendā but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would#acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie#die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS#that was AFTER years of g#āgoogle images girls kissingā#scratchpost#txt
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I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME

#YOU COULD ACTUALLY HEAR IN HIS VOICE HOW HARD HE WAS TRYING NOT TO CRY#THIS SCENE MESSED ME UP#also stone's reaction during this š#he was more willing to explode with the rest of the world than to watch the man he loves die#sonic#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sth#doctor robotnik#doctor eggman#ivo robotnik#stobotnik#meme#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic 3#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers
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merry crisis ā¢
#filmedit#tvedit#batman returns#the long kiss goodnight#die hard#bad santa#the new batman adventures#better watch out#friends#f.r.i.e.n.d.s#jingle all the way#you've got mail#how the grinch stole christmas#national lampoon's christmas vacation#last christmas#mix#moviesedit#mygifs
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Michael Afton teaches Vanessa the first rule of FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#william afton#springtrap#spring bonnie#fnaf#sister location#fnaf 3#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Vanessa gonna learn itās real hard to get rid of her dad actually#Michael knows#Michael knows all too well how much William canāt die#heāll help Vanessa though to get rid of him šš¾
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Starting to think they call it love or smth
#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#(the entity)#relistening like i haven't just listened to malevolent for the first time like a month ago#every day i think about how Arthur was like#oh yeah if we die and go to hell i wanna find you there#befriended so hard he died for your freedom
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I love this line lmao
#ITS A GOOD STRAT DAVRIN#dao archdemon flashbacks#datv#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilgaurd spoilers#dragon age fanart#my art#silly comic#wip#i MIGHT add another panel#cooper#davrin#harding#rook#i die a little bit every time my roommates ignore the ballistas when they play
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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The world was so ungrateful to you...






#animation#2d animation#disney#dreamworks#warner bros#early 2000's 2D animated movies fucked so hard and the public was too cowardly to admit that#they let several great movies die a bad man's death and i will always be furious about it...#hall of infamy
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till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first
#bro rip ivan you wouldāve loved trolling ppl online on tiktok šš#born to be be an idol forced to DIE#till is blind asf look at this man bro look how hard you fumbled dumbass šš#ivantill is pretty funny when theyāre not doomed by the narrative ngl. itās like two crackhead bestfriends who share the same braincell#also ignore the fact idk how to draw anyoneās hair i even looked at refs this time and it still didnāt help š#like they have a dif hairstyle in each frame i hate it here#iām drawing the lesbians next i love you mizisua š«¶š¼#alien stage#alnst#alnst ivan#alnst till#ivantill#vivinos#lotus draws
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My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33

#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#twst yuu#twst#twst oc#grim is very cute in this event#i might die#but stitch are also cute#this is hard..
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I donāt think anyone understands how much I love Izzy Roland as Jack Manhattan.
His name is Manhattan. Heās from Brooklyn. Heās working in LA. Heās taken down more terrorists than most FBI agents. His partner was killed by the Belgian mafia. Heās a 58-year-old divorcee who is getting divorced another time. Heās a mom. He shoots his gun at doors and misses. He acts like he has a concussion. He doesnāt know how to use a gun but he wants one anyway. He makes out with his own reflection. His catchphrase is ācock-a-doodle-doo bitch.ā Iām in love with him and Iām a lesbian
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I feel like Davrin should have been able to pull Rook aside and question their romance choice just like Varric does in DA2. He's just so naturally suspicious of everyone and everything. I feel like he could come up with something for everyone
Lucanis: He's possessed
Harding: Weird stone powers that might hurt you
Neve: Married to her work and constantly surrounded by whisps that might hurt you
Emmrich: Old and necromancer
Bellara: Could blow you and herself up
Taash: Could burn your face off (Here's how Agnes Montague can still win)
If you romance Davrin, Lucanis is the one to pull you aside. Unlike Davrin, however, the only reason he gives as to why you shouldn't romance him is..
" He's annoying and I hate him"
#Lucanis doesnt even bring up Davrin being a Grey Warden which means he could die earlier#hes just like āno i dont like himā#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#the veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#taash#bellara dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#scout lace harding#davrin dragon age#neve gallus#emmrich volkarin#hello Jon apologies for the magnus archives reference
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#dragon age#art#solas#lavellan#solavellan#dai#dragon age inquisition#my art#oc: avelea#solas x lavellan#fenāharel#solas lowk looks bad in some of these IDC!!!#Its 4 am and ill die if i have to keep drawing his face#lies flat#he is so hard to draw im ngl#he never looks consistent#BUT WE MOVE#does not help i cannot maintain a style
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We as a society need to take advantage of Bruceās movie trauma more.
First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, heād also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?
I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasnāt watched one.
When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.
Steph: Okay so, itās her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her motherās exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!
Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]
Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.
#I think itād be really really sweet if 10 year old dick bought a movie projector and bruce and him cuddled to sleep in the living room#Steph who likes Bridgette Jonesā Diary and Die Hard at the same time#Bruce showing up with movie facts/references from 20 years ago and the batkids pretend to act shocked#Jason would show him The Terrifier <3#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post#batfamily#stephanie brown#dick grayson
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