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thevideodungeon Ā· 5 days ago
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Sorority House Massacre III/Hard to Die (1990)
Continuing the oddity of this series, Hard to Die/Tower of Terror/Sorority House Massacre III was madeā€”once again to reuse setsā€”is an actual sequel to Sorority House Massacre IIā€”or ā€œNightie Nightmareā€ as it was called before being turned into a sequel in name onlyā€”but attempted to distance itself from the previous film by releasing under multiple non-Sorority House Massacre titles.
As a film, it is an amazingly thorough retread of Sorority House Massacre II, featuring some actors returning as the same charactersā€”and one as a different character. And at times fully recreates scenes from the previous film exactly. And the most hilarious part, being an actual sequel you might expect that they would summarize the events of previous film with some clipsā€¦ and no, what they actually did in this real movie, was re-reuse the exact same same clips from Slumber Party Massacre as they did in the previous movie, with another voice over from the same characterā€”who reasonably should have been in that flashbackā€”giving another completely different backstoryā€”presumably because Sorority House Massacre II wasn't actually done yet. Leading to a very weird scenario where several of the actresses from Slumber Party Massacre have now portrayed three different characters with the same footage.
Honestly, itā€™s incredibly similarity to the previous film is pretty much its only notable quality, in a bad way, but also kinda a good way. Despite being set in an office building, it somehow finds a way to get all of the women into a shower, and lingerie, which they wear for the majority of the film. It is the sort of movie where you just have to acknowledge what the goals were, and appreciate the ridiculous means by which they were achieved. Also, somewhat uniquely for a slasher, it ends with a big shootout.
4/10
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catmask Ā· 2 years ago
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child ā€œi even have a gay work friendā€ but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
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iwasbored777 Ā· 2 months ago
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I CRY EVERY DAMN TIME
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acecroft Ā· 3 months ago
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merry crisis ā„¢
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 1 year ago
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Michael Afton teaches Vanessa the first rule of FNAF
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i-bez-togo-toshno Ā· 2 months ago
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Starting to think they call it love or smth
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whoisnotmyname Ā· 4 months ago
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I love this line lmao
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 4 months ago
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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konakoro Ā· 2 years ago
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The world was so ungrateful to you...
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lotus-pear Ā· 4 months ago
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till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first
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ayertrinity Ā· 9 months ago
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My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33
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asymptotic-rage Ā· 8 months ago
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I donā€™t think anyone understands how much I love Izzy Roland as Jack Manhattan.
His name is Manhattan. Heā€™s from Brooklyn. Heā€™s working in LA. Heā€™s taken down more terrorists than most FBI agents. His partner was killed by the Belgian mafia. Heā€™s a 58-year-old divorcee who is getting divorced another time. Heā€™s a mom. He shoots his gun at doors and misses. He acts like he has a concussion. He doesnā€™t know how to use a gun but he wants one anyway. He makes out with his own reflection. His catchphrase is ā€œcock-a-doodle-doo bitch.ā€ Iā€™m in love with him and Iā€™m a lesbian
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pupkinpumpkin Ā· 3 months ago
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I feel like Davrin should have been able to pull Rook aside and question their romance choice just like Varric does in DA2. He's just so naturally suspicious of everyone and everything. I feel like he could come up with something for everyone
Lucanis: He's possessed
Harding: Weird stone powers that might hurt you
Neve: Married to her work and constantly surrounded by whisps that might hurt you
Emmrich: Old and necromancer
Bellara: Could blow you and herself up
Taash: Could burn your face off (Here's how Agnes Montague can still win)
If you romance Davrin, Lucanis is the one to pull you aside. Unlike Davrin, however, the only reason he gives as to why you shouldn't romance him is..
" He's annoying and I hate him"
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avemryss Ā· 7 months ago
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bruciemilf Ā· 4 months ago
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We as a society need to take advantage of Bruceā€™s movie trauma more.
First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, heā€™d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?
I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasnā€™t watched one.
When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.
Steph: Okay so, itā€™s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her motherā€™s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!
Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]
Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.
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