#happy's in jail

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #119

We've all seen the fics where the Rogues return and immediately assume that Peter is Tony's son, leading to a "prank" where Tony and Peter "act" like father and son (they soon realize they barely have to act, cue feelings)

Now, a fic that is a twist on that old favorite.

The Rogues return, and they quickly figure out that Peter is not Tony's biological son, that he started as an intern and as Spider-Man but the two have grown closer since then. The Rogues assume that Tony has never told Peter how much he cares about him. They believe Tony is too emotionally constipated, and that Peter must still think he is "just an intern"

However, in assessing the situation, the Rogues have failed to account for some pretty vital facts: 1) the amount of time that has actually passed, and 2) the fact that Tony Stark would do just about anything, even face and overcome his childhood programming, for Peter Parker

Peter and Tony have known each other for two years now. They have already had all the emotional conversations. Peter sees Tony as a father, and Tony sees Peter as a son, and the whole Ironfam knows it. No one is in the dark about what's going on.

...except the Rogues.

When Peter and Tony realize that the Rogues immediately assumed Tony is emotionally incapable, they decide to prank them by seeing just how long they will keep believing that

Around the Rogues, Peter calls Tony "Mr. Stark," and Tony pretends to be a stone cold bitch (even while "subtly" remaining a helicopter parent). Back on their own floor of the tower, Peter switches easily between "Tony" and "Dad," they have movie nights where they fall asleep on the couch together, and dinners with Pepper, May, Rhodey, and Happy.

The Rogues decide they need to help Tony and Peter realize their feelings. This goes on for a long time.

Then, one day, Peter gets hurt. Bad. Maybe he gets hurt as Spider-Man, maybe it's a kidnapping or hostage situation. One way or another, he ends up calling out for his dad.

The Rogues all hold their breath, expecting Tony to be stunned, to freak out and go hide in his lab. But Tony doesn't even blink. He comforts Peter, holds onto him, promises that he's safe

Finally, it becomes clear that the Rogues... might have misjudged the situation. Just a bit.

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[afrognamedsparrow]

Ouuuh samurai dragon ooouhhh

[eurodynamic]

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY 💖✨💕 — gift for @simonghostrileys 🎁

[anbaisai]

Happy belated birthday Jamil! I hope you know just how loved you are ❤🐍

[shima-draws]

Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??

Take a picture of my dog as an incentive

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Wear Headphones :]

Transcript:

Mmh- I... Oh wow. Ahgh! Mmph! I'm gonna GET SILLY. ALL OVER.

Ah-ghg. *exhale* Fuh-fuck. Heh-heh... I got too silly.

End Transcription

*coughs* this was actually going to be a comic but I Don't Have Time For All That. So if you want to see the incomprehensible version its below *coughs*

And heres v1 staring at fuckin nothin if you want it for some reason??

Since this is a lot of clips here is the audio source dumping ground (not in order)

Clip 1

Clip 2

Clip 3

[teyrnacousland]

Dragon Age: The Sugar Cookies

I also made Illario!

[namtan]

HAPPY ENDING (2025)

[daily-trey]

Ko-fi

[icarusredwings]

No one:

Logan's brain when Wade says some corny nasty joke in attempts to flirt:

Bros fear is just in a constant state of

[freyjaofredemption]

“My child is perfectly normal.”

Ma’am, your child is obsessed with saving a fictional cowboy from his own fate and actively chooses to replay chapter 2 of the same game over and over again, so said fictional cowboy doesn’t get hurt.

[jicklet]

I cannot get over the contrast between Turnabout Storyteller and Turnabout Academy as far as "let's check in on the prosecutor from last game" goes.

Look at Simon Blackquill and his thriving social circle! He and Athena are in each other's lives and on a first name basis. He's out here being a cheeky menace. Living his best post-prison life.

Oh hey it's Klavier Prosecutor Gavin! His mentor has been murdered. The Gavinners are supposedly performing but we see no sign of anyone but him. Don't mind him staring at the burnt remnants of the flag with his logo on it, he's fine, probably.

[lil-writer-523]

GUYS! WRITING IDEA! (If someone has done this PLEASE GIMME THE LINK)

Okay, recently got into Mouthwashing (Watched Jack’s play through of it and have seen LOTS of Titkoks, even before I knew what it was) AND I saw this TikTok (credits to the original artist):

So I’ve seen plenty of people creating AUs in general (most of which I love and would like to write out if I ever had the energy to) BUT I saw this and was like “second chance, huh? Why that kinda remind me of Happy Death Day?”

So yeah. Imagine an AU fic where Curly doesn’t know that Jimmy’s the one that causes the crash, and everytime the crash occurs, they restart that day (or week, considering all of Curly’s POV in the game takes place in a week before the crash down the the day of the crash) And because he knows what Jimmy did to Anya from that “previous life” his whole reaction to everything is more nuanced and matured, and while he’d like to actually fight Jimmy (like we all want to) he’s still able to handle it in a way that is satisfying to the story.

What you guys think?

[bakutenshi]

They are so them

[grimstrawberry]

If I don't make light of everything, I'm gonna explode.