#happy valentine’s day you sexy sexy man 😍

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Resident Evil Characters - A Summary

Note: This is entirely my own opinion and said with a heavy dose of humor

Please enjoy

Chris Redfield

OG

Started as a twunk

Became an angry gorilla man???

Alpha Male™️

Punches boulders

Wants you to marry his sister

Smoker

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

Rude to wait staff

2/10 - Just a guy. Hit him with your car

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Jill Valentine

Other OG

Arguably better main of RE1

Master of Unlocking

Bisexual Bob™️

Butch

Supercop

Once got mind-controlled into going blonde

Rocket Launcher babe

PTSD

Big Strap Energy

Giant anime gun

10/10

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Albert Wesker

OG Baddy

Sunglasses

Thinks he’s cool

A little too into Chris

“What are we going to do this game, Albert?”

“What we do every game, Alex: try to take over the world”

Matrix jacket

Maybe a vampire?

Looks like my uncle (derogatory)

4/10

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Barry Burton

Bear

A+ line delivery

Just happy to be a part of things

Wishes his daughter would talk to him

Comes through in a pinch

Got lost on his way to The Last of Us

Father figure

Not dead out of sheer dumb luck

8/10

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Rebecca Chambers

Baby butch

Sees the best in everyone

Autism be damned, my girl can work a shotgun

Sporty

Mommy Domme/Babygirl switch vibes

Sweet coffee addict

Doing fine, thanks for asking

Awkward thumbs up

9/10

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Billy Coen

Bad Boy™️

Never bothered to take off his handcuffs

Tattoos

Mullet???

Moral standards

Strong silent type

Whole situation could’ve been avoided by just talking about his issues but no

Queen fan

7/10

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Leon S. Kennedy

If a golden retriever became a human and then got kicked every day of its life

Having a really bad first day

Into dominant women

Dumb 90s haircut

Uses comedy as a coping mechanism

Hair grows in direct correlation to his level of angst

“Hey demons, it’s me, ya boi”

Sexy

Dog lover

Certified Good Boy™️

Fucked up a perfectly good rookie is what you did. Look at it, it’s got depression

15/10

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Claire Redfield

College student stuck in the zombie apocalypse

Soft butch

Humanitarian

Forced her brother to teach her how to knife fight

Really into motorcycles

Leather jacket

Rocket Launcher babe #2

Always has at least one adopted child with her

10/10 would ask to babysit

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Ada Wong

Mommy. Sorry. Mommy- sorry. Mommy-

Grappling hook

Badass spy

Emotionally distant

Soft spot for cute cuddly things (Leon)

Femme fatale

Book lover

Chaotic neutral

Crossbow 😍

Could step on me and I’d say thank you

Rocket launcher babe #3

10/10

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Sherry Birkin

Goosebumps protagonist

Worst parents ever tbh

Surprisingly good under pressure

Please someone get this girl some therapy

Supergirl

Smartest person here

One hell of a shot

The trauma is immeasurable

Somehow still doing fine

Loves her weird adopted family

8/10

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Carlos Oliviera

Himbo

First POC main?

Went from three polygons and a white boy haircut in the original to actual gorgeous South American hunk in the remake

Lost his accent along the way for some reason

#1 Jill simp

If Dug from Up was a guy

Only trustworthy person in the whole series

Just wants to help

Gorgeous gorgeous hair

Loves strong women

Hakuna matata

Touch-starved

10/10 would peg

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Steve Burnside

Twink

Who is this sassy lost child?

Hot Topic employee

Into Claire (she’s too old for you bud)

Choker

Thinks he’s edgy

Whiny

Daddy issues

1/10

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Luis Serra Navaro

If Puss in Boots was a human

The Most Extra™️

Luscious flowing locks

Definitely into bondage

Used to work for Umbrella

Trying to make up for it

Don Quixote references

Bisexual

Good with his hands

Praying for a threesome with Leon and Ada

10/10

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Ashley Graham

Basic white girl

Always getting kidnapped

Master of Unlocking #2

Razor flip phone

Ada Wong bisexual awakening (same)

Good with a wrecking ball

Makes Leon catch her every time she has to jump a ledge (also same)

Would like to go to Hot Topic, please

7/10

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Sheva Alomar

Player 2

Second POC main

Bad AI

Too good for her game

Willing to go on a suicide mission with a guy she just met

Left handed

Deserves a better stylist

Only good part of RE5

Literally my girl got done so dirty just give her another chance please

10/5

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Moira Burton

“It’s not a phase, dad!”

Probably gay

Weak arms

Skillz

Box dyed her hair at least once

Simple Plan playing in the background

Childhood trauma

7/10

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Piers Nivans

Trying his best

Appreciates a good steak

Sick of Chris’ bullshit

Good with a rifle

Just a good man

German Shepherd boy

Self-sacrificing

8/10

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Jake Muller

Wesker’s son

Daddy issues

Who invited Ronan Lynch here?

Quips for days

Bad boy

Loves the type of woman who can kick his ass

The Most Edgy™️

9/10

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Ethan Winters

Husband of the year

Trusting

Surprisingly chill

The most basic white man in all of RE

Hands? What hands?

Functionally a lizard

Would still love you if you were a worm

Just casually knows how to craft bullets

Moldy

8/10

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Mia Winters

Toxic girlfriend energy

Literally possessed

Dark sense of humor

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

Casually working for a bioterrorism organization

Does actually care about her family

Definitely doesn’t have a penicillin allergy

If you can’t be the girl of his dreams, you can at least be the feral swamp witch of his nightmares

2/10

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Zoe Baker

Lesbian

Mold intolerance

Southern accent thicker than grandma’s gravy

Picked last on the playground

Somehow okay despite her brother being Like That

Joe’s favorite

Science skills

8/10

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Lucas Baker

Jigsaw

Didn’t even need the mold

Probably got at least one true crime documentary made about him

Working for Mia’s bioterrorism organization

Left his classmate rotting in the attic

Just the worst

0/10

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Alcina Dimetrescu

Mommy

Please step on me

Elizabeth Bathory vibes

Just fucking huge

Can turn into a dragon

Lesbian

9/10

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Karl Heisenberg

Grimy

Tumblr Sexyman

When robotics majors get weird

Fights with his siblings

Doesn’t actually care at all about Miranda

In cahoots with the lycans

7/10

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Rosemary Winters

Mommy and Daddy issues

YA protagonist

Badass

Childhood trauma

Into the Mold-verse

Alternate universe Sherry Birkin

8/10

[tired-teacher-blog]

Omg you were thinking of me too? *Blush* I’m so honored ahhhhh~

Do you have any Valentine’s Day plans? Either on here or irl.

~ 🍡

Hi baby!

Omg I swear I was, your cute asks bring me the biggest smiles and I just had a little heart skip when receiving your message ❤️

I don't have any plans (personally speaking) this year so I'll spend the evening cuddled up with a movie and a few snacks, which is my favorite thing to do in my alone time 🥰

Buuuuuut, I do have something written already for Aizawa, my favorite man in the world.

It's not a valentine special per se, but it is a sexy little thing that I will be posting for the occasion. I haven't written for him in a while so what's best than to do it on valentine's day right?

I hope you're having a wonderful week sweetheart and I hope your valentine's day is filled with warmth and happiness 😍

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

so .. since we all know damian has mentioned numerous of times that he was once a bouncer at bars and such, can i ask for some bouncer!damian and client/stripper!reader au? i love how you write headcanons for him + hope you're having a wonderful week / valentine's.

Omg, I fucking LOVE this 😍 And what a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than like this? 👀

Thank you so much, my love. Happy Valentine’s Day to you and have a lovely week, sweetie 😘💋

@ziasaph , @theworldofotps , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @cuzimacomedian , @new-zealand-chic , @alyhull , @wrestlersownmyheart , @thealliasylum , @crowleysqueenofhell , @aerynscrichton , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch , @alliwant456 , @ava-valerie

Damian groaned loudly for the third time in a row

After he had to kick another drunken man out of the club

Since his shift was almost over

Damian gave himself the luxury to order a drink

As his patience was wearing thin from dealing with all the sad, drunk, single men tonight

Taking a sip of his beer

Damian sighed in relief as the cold liquid slid down his throat

When suddenly, a pair of female hands rested against his hips

“I thought you weren’t supposed to drink in work, sir”

“Well, can you blame me?” He chuckled and turned around to face you

Damian’s arms circled around your waist and pulled you closer to his body

“No, I can’t blame you” You giggled “Today’s a pain in the ass”

He nodded in agreement and opened the button of his black suit jacket to engulf you inside the fabric with him

You wrapped your arms around his waist and sighed in relief of having some warmth around your body

“It is” He leaned down and kissed your forehead “Are you done for tonight?”

“Yes, sir. I’m just waiting for you so we can go home”

“My shift ends in 15 minutes” Damian caressed your hair softly “I can’t wait to go home, have a nice shower and spend the rest of this Valentine’s Day with you naked in bed” He smirked and you laughed

“Oh yeah, it will be a very sexy Valentine’s Day” You mocked “Full of naps and junk food”

“Naked though” He wiggled his eyebrows

“You’re ridiculous” You shook your head while cackling

“C’mon, it’s our favorite way to spend the most overrated celebration of the world. Think about it, mami. We’re the outlaws of Valentine’s Day!”

He shrugged “We don’t do the overpriced dinner, chocolates or lingeries. We’re the cool couple! We do all of that throughout the whole year so we can ditch it on Valentine’s Day” And then laughed

“Name a more hardcore duo than us” Damian pecked your lips

“Oh, there isn’t, mate” Rhea laughed from behind the bar counter

“See? Everybody agrees we’re the most badass couple in this club!”

“Of the state!” Rhea screamed

“Oh my god, you two are the worst” You chuckled and rested your head on his chest

“What? I’m just being honest” Rhea shrugged

“Yo, Priest” Keith called from the security booth “You’re free to go” And smirked at the two love birds who were hugged tightly

“Finally” Damian grunted and pulled you towards the back exit

“No, babe. Wait! I have to change. I’m still in my stage clothes”

“And what makes you think that I care? You’re getting rid of your clothes once we’re home anyway” He laughed and tossed you on top of his shoulder

“Let’s go, mami. Let’s spend our Valentine’s Day snoring and laughing at the cheesy couples waiting in line at the overbooked shitty Italian restaurant across the street from home”

[mancrushsaturday]

Happy Valentine's Day to you darlin. We do love a sexy man in boxers 😍 and you @marine-corps-strong are looking sexy AF. We are happy you decided to come share that love with us at the BGG Gangbang @mancrushsaturday. 💋💚 Miss D

Semper Fi? Maybe more like Semper Fiiiine! Thanks for joining us today and I'm pretty sure you'll have no trouble securing a valentine after this post! - 😘 @42ds-too / @42ds

[verobatto]

I was tagged by @emblue-sparks @poorreputation @narraukoiel thanks girls!!!

Ok I have 16 works ... Ugh let me try this, let's see...

"Love is scary." (Destiel season 13 finale canon divergent fluff fic 7/7)

Dean went straight to say hello to Mildred. She was so happy to see him again.

"The war within you." (Destiel season 6 canon divergent fluff/smut fic 7/7)

"You know ... Sam is back but ... he's not the same. I really thought I’d never see him again but here he is ... just two weeks after we stopped the Apocalypse. Do you have anything to do with this? Can you tell me why he’ so different? I know I haven’t bothered you before, maybe you’re attending to more important matters ... being the new commissioner in Heaven and all that. (...)"

Addicted (Destiel season 4 canon divergent fluff/smut fic 3/3)

What was that? Dean had never thought in another person when he was having sex… and more than that, he had never thought in a MAN when he was having sex with a woman. Well… maybe because Anna was an ex angel or something like that and maybe reminded him to that guy…? Maybe? But that wasn’t excuse for this… because he was thinking about Castiel all the time. In Castiel’s lips, eyes, pale skin, rough voice. Powerful and sexy son of a bitch.

Happy Valentine's day (Destiel fluff season 14 canon divergent fic one shot).

"What did you just said?"asked Dean, he didn't understand what Donatello was saying, or maybe, he didn't want to.

I lied to you (Destiel fluff season 13 canon divergent fic one shot)

Cas was amazed by Dean's reaction. Why was he being so over protective over him... And now that "Just don't die again"?

Ten years... (Destiel fluff season 14 canon divergent fic one shot)

“Wait, wait Cas… before we go…” Dean touched Cas's arm and stopped him. They were about to hunt the Empty, and fight Michael, a dangerous mission they didn’t know if they’d come back from.

You made a stupid deal (Destiel fluff season 14 canon divergent fic one shot)

Jack wasn’t the same. His eyes darker than night, his soul entirely burnt. How could this happen? He was looking at Sam, Dean and Castiel with so much emptiness.

There's more but I think is enough...

Tagging @aloha-cowgirl @legendary-destiel and @agusvedder

And I didn't know @poorreputation write too!! 😍💕

First Line Game

So I was tagged by @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover to post the first line of ten published fics and then tag ten people! And since I only have ten published fics I don’t get to pick and choose which ones I want to display…

1. Strings of Fate (393 words and counting): Dean hadn’t always been able to see the strings tying certain people together, but when they appeared he knew better than to mention them to his father. (

2. Into A Nightmare (1,308 words): My breath caught in my throat as I watched her walk towards me.

3. Tell Me I’m Lying (4,167 words): You walked into the bunker in a huff, throwing your bag down on the table you stomped through the hallways until you reached the gym.

4. Alone (436 words): She looked up at the cracked ceiling, tears streaming down her face as she let out a breath.

5. Double Trouble (554 words and counting):The twins, Fred and George, sneezed as they were roughly shoved into dusty upholstered chairs in Filch’s office.

6. When Two Eyes Meet (705 words): Dean Winchester, like most of the world, had two different coloured eyes.

7. Reclaim Your Crown (1,809 words and counting): Dean dismounted his horse as he approached the castle, it was within walking distance now and he wanted to take his time getting back.

8. Pajamas for Days (345): “Time to get up, Charlie,” Hope said, gently nudging her girlfriend with one hand while pulling the covers off with another, a smile tugging on her lips as Charlie struggled to keep the blankets in place.

9. Midnight Monsters (538 words): It was nearly midnight, and they had been sitting in the Impala for hours already.

10. Ticking Clock (1,003 words and counting): Dean tossed and turned in the bed.

Tagging: @petrichoravellichor @crack–attack @all-or-nothing-baby @ and I don’t know who else to tagso if you want to participate consider yourself tagged!