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allies taking care of a sick/injured partner :

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request: How many characters will you write for at once? I’d love to see the Main 8 taking care of their partner as they’re bedridden (sick, injured, etc). If I have to limit it to a certain # of characters, just lmk for the future and you can pick whoever you’ve got the most ideas for for this? 

a/n: i think the limit will be capped at 4-5. for the sake of cohesion i chose to write for each of the allies. enjoy!

America

He will absolutely baby you. To the point where it could easily become overwhelming. 

In general, he suffers from the too-much gene in combination with his savior complex. Any injury on your end just exacerbates it.

I think he would also feel guilty on some level that he let you get injured in the first place, even if it was not his fault. So to overcompensate, he will refuse to let you do anything even remotely strenuous.

It starts off genuinely helpful. If you’re having a hard time moving around he’ll gladly help you sit up or move around. The issues arise once you start healing up a bit more. Rather than let you return to taking care of yourself, he’ll drag out the process for as long as possible.  

It does not matter if you’ve been okay for weeks and can function normally, he’ll still insist on completing menial tasks for you. He might also try and prohibit you from doing anything he perceives as dangerous. If you put up a big enough fight he’ll let you do it, but only in his presence. 

 If you don’t mind being babied, great--he’ll gladly keep it up. If you don’t want to constantly be hovered over, and voice that to him, expect some pouting from his end.

Russia

Like Alfred, he is similarly overbearing but will relent if asked to do so. 

Outwardly, Ivan is not a super emotional guy. However, if his partner was sick to the point of being bedridden, some of his emotions might start slipping through the cracks.

He’s protective and nurturing by nature, but past circumstances have forcefully muted that part of his personality. Your being sick would absolutely kickstart those instincts again. He would perfectly fill the role of a caretaker, cooking, cleaning, and nursing you back to health to the best of his ability,

He would be extra attentive in the mornings before he had to go to work. He’d check up on you, help you take your medication, and would try to boost your strength by cooking a healthy breakfast.

The constant checkups could get suffocating, but he genuinely only wants you to recover as fast as possible. And in his mind, that means being around you constantly to monitor your condition, or to provide whatever aid necessary.

Your being really sick serves as a way for him to realize how much he truly treasures you.

China

He is constantly badgering you about preserving your health, so when he first notices you aren’t feeling well he is far from pleased. When you tell him exactly what’s wrong he’s even more upset.

He’s a fixer, and he immediately jumps at the opportunity to find some remedy whether you want him to or not. The second he hears a sniffle from you, he’s already handing you mugs of strange concoctions and loading your meals with as many nutrient-rich vegetables as possible.

He’ll whip out holistic medicines that no one has heard of in centuries (and honestly, they might just work lol)

After the first time you get sick, he would also start trying to give you organic and highly medicinal foods, but as a preventative measure.

In parts of China, some people recommend drinking hot water in response to any small ailment. To Yao, it's a cure for everything, and from the first time you wake up in a cold sweat to the last, you’ll be handed glasses of barely drinkable water. Good luck with that. Honestly, who knows? Maybe drinking half a liter of hot water will stop whatever sickness you have from developing further -- or at the very least, distract you from your symptoms?

England 

He is the type to say “I told you so” and pretend to not care, while still actively taking care of you.

He’ll chastise you for getting sick, maybe even going as far as to threaten to not take care of you should it happen again, but when it inevitably does he starts taking care of you without a second thought.

He’ll make sure you are comfortable, and have taken your meds on time, and will even prep tea for you if need be.

This scolding while simultaneously nursing you back to health is nothing new. You start sniffling or coughing, and he tells you that you should know better and not count on him to take care of him. Then only a few hours later when you’re sitting down somewhere trying to work on something you’ll see him checking up on you from the hallway from the corner of your eye.

He will by no means dote on you, but he makes sure to lend a helping hand whenever possible. 

France

You’ll be left primarily to your own devices with this one.

Francis understands that you’re injured, and finds it very unfortunate, but unless you are seriously hurt you are going to be fending for yourself.

He won’t leave you completely out to dry though. Should you need something he’ll do his best to get it--but most of the menial practical tasks that come with taking care of someone unwell will be left to either you or a medical professional to manage.

His role is mainly to keep you comfortable and entertained. This is where he feels more confident taking the reins.

He’ll employ a variety of methods to make sure you’re relaxed. He’ll sporadically bring you glasses of red wine, help you with your skincare routine, offer massages, etc.

When it comes to leisure, rest, and relaxation he’s got it down pat.

Out of all of them, he would be the most likely to delegate a medical professional to come and take care of you in his stead. It’s not that he does not care, or feels inadequate; it’s just that someone trained in matters of rehabilitation would probably be more suited to the job--and what kind of partner would he be if he did not offer you the best of the best?

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Is Chris in LA or Boston now? He's got niblings in Boston, and - I think - his buddy Tara in LA (or does she live in Boston too? I thought I read somewhere that she lived in LA, but that's a long time ago, and I may have been wrong.) Whoever the woman is, it certainly didn't sound like Jobby!

I think this video is at his house or his sister's in Boston because of the window. Last year he posted a video message to a fan with that window in the background, he was in Boston.

that was 100% jenny's smoker voice

Sorry to say this but to me in the new video the woman’s voice is very similar to Jenny’s.

I'm not sure if it's her but in the end the voice seems to not be hers? Either way, it's a boring voice. I really don't like her voice so I avoid listening to it. This is round 1 again and the discussion about the fabric of the chairs. Lol. Either way, the possibility already ruined the video for me. And why is him in a house with a children's play room? First I thought it could be his sister's house.

I don't think it was HER. Her voice is much more nasal and... annoying. I think he's back in Boston, maybe it's his sister's laugh. He's an uncle after all, that would explain the kids room.

I tried to heard what they mumble when Chris deviates a little the camera. I listen just the girl(hoping it's not the girl i don't want say the name) says sorry. What do they do, sit in a couch in a game room??? Weird

I’m not sure it’s Jobbys laugh. But the kids bedroom is either one of the other avengers kids (ScarJo/renner ). Or he’s flown back to Boston and is his nieces room.

She wasn't at his show ?? It's odd that so far we have not heard anything from her in the reading. BTW I think the video is old like most of the Dodger stuff he shares.

The laugh actually sounded like the person laughing in his video of Dodger when he returned. When I saw and heard I wondered if he was in Boston, because the room had a tricycle, and stuffed animals in it. I see that he made a point of panning thru the room. Unless, he keeps toys in his house in Atlanta for his niece or nephews. Nevertheless, wherever he is there is a room for kids.

Maybe they were in the game room of his nephews and niece. I was so happy and seeing this video, asling myself who was the girl. And in coming here i saw the answer and i had a heart attack!

Is this video new? I never know when Dodger things are new or old. We know he's in Atlanta, this place looks like somebody's house, maybe his sister house.

Of course it's her. She couldn't go to the reading, so they had to do something special for us. And they did, ruining Dodger. Great

yea that's Jenny's laugh 100% sure. I would recognize that anywhere I had to finish watching the video on silent after realizing she was there. Ugh why it is such an adorable video of Dodger. You guys think something might be coming out about them so he posted that video?

People in his mentions are confirming it's her. lol and to think that yesterday was so peaceful.

You can hear her talking towards the end too. I think she said something and "magical." That's exactly the type of thing she would say. Also, where are they and why does it look like a classroom or children's playroom? If I didn't know he was filming Marvel, I'd think that was Gifted.

Is he trying to ease everyone back into the whole he's with Jenny thing? Here I was enjoying the Dodger video until her cackle had to cut through. Is this the type of "trolling" but not really trolling everyone is talking about with what Chris does?

Just curious, I kept thinking about this for awhile. When Jenny is in Atlanta, is she staying at a hotel or does she rent a place?? Idk why but I have this gut feeling that she could be staying with chris at his rented place. I might be wrong but it’s a possibility??

I saw that Chris was wearing his hat on stage. Is he very insecure about his hairline? May it be the reason why he wore it tonight?

I just saw a pic of all the actors/actresses standing on stage and they all looked put together except Chris. I know it was just a reading but he could have at least took off his guns n roses hat. I love the guy but I wish someone would hide that hat.

Let's focus on the positive. Even if she's there, even if she posts a pic or tweet and troll, those people are all doing a nice thing. The actors, the ones working in the event. And if she trolls, maybe we get a bonus pic of Dogder later? So let's focus on the positive, it's a nice event.

Wait. Did Jenny actually text Ed Helms' wife about needing to crap in one of their plants? Wtf.

Have you watched the Omaze guy's video? He was such a creepo regarding SacrJo. I wouldn't be surprised if some were actively avoiding him on set. That aside, Chris could have still been filming. Set hours tend to be very erratic. As for yesterday, while they don't film on weekends, he could have been called in for studio work. Wasn't there also supposed to be a Ragnarok screening?

I noticed that on the pic of the signed poster that RDJ posted, Danai Guirira was also listed!

Does RDJ run his own social media accounts or does someone else? I find it weird that he keeps tagging that alleged Chris IG account. How would RDJ or whoever runs his accounts even know about it? So weird.

Not one of CEs stans are shipping him with Jobby. They may not speak out against her but NOONE is supporting this relationship. They didn’t in round 1 and won’t in round 2. He deserves better and everyone knows it. I wish he had a non problematic person that makes him happy. I’d support that 100%.

Regarding deleting pics or posts, do you think they get deleted when the poster isn’t prepared for the amount of attention? Let’s face it, tons of people love celebrities but aren’t overly active on social media and have no idea how much attention a pic or post might get. It can be overwhelming.

I was listening to No Lie and feeling quite proud because I am not an English native speaker but I do understand Sean Paul. At some point he says "It's a good piece of mentals under the cap" and it made me think of Chris. Though it looks like his "piece of mentals" has been experiencing some technical issues lately or migrated to other regions of his body.

I like chris, but trolling fans is not something that stays with me. this is dlisted thing, so fucking childish that makes me lose respect for him.

"I am almost confident it was CE’s team behind deleting the DC show pics." >>> I don't think they're that stupid OR obvious. If CE didn't want this out there, he wouldn't have posed for pics in the first place. This has someone else's team written all over it, though.

Chris’s tweet about Trump deleting old tweets…it doesn’t delete memories.> That makes him hypocrite, right? It seems like hey I'm going to judge everyone but the people next to me. One of the reasons I don't believe in his twitter activism, it's PR.

Maybe this posting and deleting thing is exactly to stir assumptions. She doesn't have much to call people attention outside her fan base besides her connection with Chris. I think it's all about milking to the last drop. Round 1 she was the one doing it. Round 2 would be pretty obvious if she did that again.

Can we do a quick summary because something seems off. It all started with that tweet about spotting Jenny/Chris getting coffee then in between we get the standard post and delete from the agent and now a deleted tweet that was just about a Jenny sighting. It's just all a bit much and totally suspicious.

"I just find it bizarre that things are being posted only to be deleted shortly after. Plus, celebitchy shutting down their comment section quickly? I think something strange is going on. I’m just not sure what…" >> Yes, Pascal. I believe you're right. I agree with your first theory.

She legit sounds almost like a predator which makes it even more creepy 😩 Plus the tweet includes Captain America and then she ends up dating him? And you're 100% right. If a man tweeted half of what she did, they would have been called out and then some.

I'm laughing hard of that tweets. Not that good kind of laugh, that you laugh WITH the person, but AT the person. Pathetic. Really. 7th grade. Ok, I wasn't doing that even when I was on 7th grade.

"You can think that Hardy wouldn’t, but you can’t say with 100% certainty that he wouldn’t." Exactly. PR Tom Hardy could be different than the real one. Plus, he's rumored to have cheated. No one believed Chris could be with someone like Jenny but it happened. Obviously, just because we don't like her doesn't mean someone else doesn't. So you can't really speak on behalf of someone you don't personally know as to whether they would do something or not. It's all in the eye of the beholder.

Problems at home doesn't necessarily mean literally at home. It could mean back in Boston or LA that has something to deal with his friends or maybe family. The phrase often is used to just mean personal life.

Well it's already Saturday where I am so yea kinda expecting gossip pics and news related to either jobby or Chris,here we have blind on her

1) Could personal issues at home mean with his family instead? 2) Wasn't enty trying to convince everyone that Chris and ScarJo are in love? Now he's jealous of TH due to JS (of all women)! 3) Does anyone in Hollywood not cheat?

That would kinda suck not to have Chris at the press tour since Civil War was said to be a lead in to IW. They have a lot of actors to fill in but I still love me some Chris & Chris. As for how much he's in it, I would imagine the big fight like in the trailer then follow up as to what Team Cap has been up to since they're probably on the run. the d23 trailer, Cap's appearance won't be until the fight because, *drama* &*big reveal*. The stepping out from shadows seemed relevant as a big moment.

I think Chris may have a week-long break from the play to do IW promo, but he may choose to do some interviews over the phone, maybe a good morning america and a NY Premiere appearance. But it sure will not be like CW. I think he will be more necessary in the last film that he has a bigger role.

"if he’s not going to be sitting around having a giggling fit with Hemsworth, then I’m out." I meant to add the part about Hemsworth and how I love his Avengers press tour interviews lol. He needs to be able to play off of someone else. I actually watched a few of Hemsworth's solo interviews from Thor 3 and it's definitely meh. Chris x2 is what works best for the both of them.

"get lazy when they think they’ve filled the penance meter" This. For all we know he could be doing the absolute least outside of the dinner and going to her show. They were very unusual Round 1 and didn't seem to act like what most people feel normal couples would. Right now they have the luxury of proximity. This is a big TBD at this point. I guess the next point would be to see what happens for the benefit reading.