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u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

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RIP lil’ blob

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So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

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cats: purr when they are content

rats:

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tiktok feels like gentrified vine. ive only ever seen teens on there with like really nice bedrooms covered in led strip lights and tyler the creator posters

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there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

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My letterboxd review for birds of prey

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Harley Quinn got out of an abusive relationship, is looking better than ever and would break those men’s knees if they tried to breathe in her direction

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good morning everyone . i am screaming

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m-….marry me……………..

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