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Unlike Hector, I don't imagine Rakha makes a deliberate effort to actively engage further with Naaber. However - I also don't imagine that stops him. :P
Screenshots taken in Carm's Garms notwithstanding, I picture the ensuing series of conversations to take place while Rakha and co. walk down the street in Wyrm's Crossing, with Naaber trotting double-time to keep up with Rakha's longer strides, keeping up a running commentary all the way to Danthelon's. (In-game it's right across the street, but go with me on this.)
Rakha... surprisingly, isn't entirely annoyed. Baffled, yes, but we already established that she is very struck by people being actively excited about her presence, and Naaber is nothing if not excited. She doesn't really look at him and answers in her usual clipped manner - but she doesn't push him away or attack, and given this is Rakha, that speaks volumes.
The whole rest of the party trails along behind and gets increasingly irritated, with the exception (and I cannot emphasize this enough) of Jaheira, who thinks this is the funniest thing that has happened to her at least since Minsc disappeared.
Here we go:
"Roar! Roar! ROOOOOOOAR! Are you scared? Did you wet your pants? Did you? Did you?"
"Not even slightly."
"Appreciate the honesty. *Sigh* Oh well! Back to the Naabing board!"
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"Happy birthday to youuuuu! Happy birthday to youuuuuu! Happy biiiiiirthday dear.......?"
"I was sculpted from a slice of Bhaal's own dead flesh. I have no birthday."
"It's not your birthday? Shoot. What did you think anyway? Could I be a good bard?!"
"All the bards I've met play an instrument."
"Oh. I don't have one of those. Balls. Back to the Naabing board then!"
(A/N: Some odd and uncertain generous instinct buried deep in Rakha's rotted psyche considers giving him Alfira's lute. And for some reason, she has a strange and almost panicky response to the thought and keeps it to herself.)
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"Bless us with your gentle - no, holy - spirit - no, soul - no, spirit... your powers... your divine powers... bother."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm praying! Is that not how it goes?"
"What god are you praying to?"
"There's more than one? Shit."
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"*Sniff. Sniff.*"
Sniff him back.
"Ah ha! You fell for it! I'm pretending to be a dog. Everyone likes dogs!"
"Carry on then."
"*Bark! Bark!*"
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"Behold, mundane meddler! You step in the domain of a master speller. For I am to be a most mighty WIZARD!"
"Show me what you can do."
"Wizard. W-I-Z-A-R-D. Wizard!"
"That's spelling. Wizards cast spells."
"Ooooooooooh! Whooooopsie!"
(A/N: The line in-game is "That's spelling. Wizards cast spells. Idiot." But once again, I don't actually think Rakha is upset here, just thoroughly bewildered.)
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"Know any fiendish philanthropists? Fickle fae financiers? Eldritch employers? I want to make a pact!"
Given Wyll's situation, Rakha doesn't find this one particularly funny. "Here's a pact for you. Give up."
"That's not a pact. That's just an order... Oh-ho! Very good! You nearly had me there!"
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"Ommmmmmmm. Ammmmmmmmm. Ummmmmmmm."
Back quietly away.
"Oh hi! I didn't see you there! I was in deep meditation, see. Isn't peace and quiet just the best? I've decided to be a monk! I'm going to be the best monk there ever was!"
"I doubt you'll find peace. But the rest of us might. If we're lucky."
"Haha! You're funny! And mean."
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"BOO! Bet you didn't even see me coming. I'm a shadow. A master of sneakery. A rogue!"
"No, you're not. I see you. You're right there."
"Oh, thank goodness. I was worried I was getting too good at it and nobody would ever see me again! Hello! Hi!"
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"If not a rogue, then a ranger. I'm great at chasing things down."
"You're great at nothing. In fact, you're the worst person I've ever met."
"Oh pish. I'm great at being your friend! And that's all that matters. Friendship! Yay!"
(A/N: I know I'm reading way too much into this, but Rakha doesn't even feel super natural at calling her closest companions 'friends'. This is an extremely jarring comment for her to hear and gives her a strange muddled feeling.)
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"Perhaps the answer was deep within me all along... an ancient spark of arcana... Yes, I was born to be a sorcerer! I can feel it!"
[WILD MAGIC] "Does your magic come from the thrumming scream of chaos itself?"
"Let me focus. I can feel the power deep within me... it's coming up! It's coming up! *Burp.* Oops. Just indigestion. Haha."
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At this point, presumably, Naaber darts a few steps forward so he can drop to his knees in front of her.
"My liege. I swear to you an undying oath of absolute devotion. I am but your humble paladin."
"I don't accept."
"Really? But I'm ready to do ANYTHING!"
"Please just go away."
"But you're the one who keeps talking to me! I - I don't want to - all right. An oath's an oath I suppose."
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"These roles sure are restrictive, aren't they? Maybe the adventuring life's just not for me."
"I really like talking to you. There's not a lot of people that want to talk to me so I bought you a present. Here!"
"Now, what are we going to talk about if not about the adventuring life?"
"Wait. Wait. What if I mix the classes-- Oh, Naaber, you GENIUS!"
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Look, okay, I know I'm reading too much into this. I KNOW I'm reading too much into this. But...
No one has ever gotten Rakha a present before.
She stands there a long time and just stares at the amulet as the boy darts off into the crowd.
"Praise be," Minthara says sardonically. "The ordeal is over."
"Chk. He will not last a week on the road," Lae'zel scoffs.
"Admirable patience, cub," Jaheira puts in with a soft snort.
Wyll looks at Rakha. "Seems like you made a new friend," he says with a slight smile, the first she's seen from him since the South Span checkpoint.
Rakha doesn't say anything, just turns the amulet over in her hands as if memorizing every side of it. Then she puts it into her pocket and wordlessly trudges into Danthelon's Dancing Axe.
#bjk plays bg3 durge#rakha the dark urge#bjk writes her own party banter#today in roz taking comedic moments and making something too big out of them :P
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day 30! happy birhday to youuuu happy birthday to youuuuu hapoy birthday to saki happy birthday to youuuuuu!!!!
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HELLAURRRR HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATTT I DONT KNOW WHAT DATE IT IS IN THE STATES BUT IF ITS 9 ALREADY THEN HAPPIEST BORTHDAY TO YOUUUUU I HOPE U HAVE A BLASTTT π©·π©·π©·π©·
(This is TJ btw π©· ily)
OMG HI TJ I LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP LMAOOO THANK YOUUUUUU! it is the 9th where I am rn! I hope you're doing well!!! Simi says hi!!!!
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Happy birthday to youuuuu. Happy birthday to youuuuuu. Happy birthday dearest Liga!!!! Happy birthday to you!! π«Άπ»πππͺ©ππ» Hope today is filled with love, joy, Sihtric and all your other favorite things. You are absolutely wonderful and always bring SO MUCH joy and enthusiasm to my dash. So thankful that we became friends this past year!!! Xoxoxoxo
My dear Paula, I'm so happy and blessed to have met you here. You are such a talented writer and such a kind and sweet person!
It was so funny that at first I just knew your sideblog and didn't get who you are π
but I'm so happy for being able to call you my friend.
Thank you !!!!! πππ
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE
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hehehehe yessssss i love it when these dorks dance so much hehe thank youuuuu!! i love youuuuuu! and i just had to switch playlists, so your song is gonna be the first one from a different one!
i'm gifting everyone who has sent me a lovely birthday ask a random song off of a previous playlist i landed on while scrolling my playlists on spotify as a thank you! hahaha the current playlist is my spring 2021 playlist, and the song that came up for you was:
BAHAHAHAHA okay that song was on there because it was a hellish year and i needed a laugh sometimes... but lemme gift you a song that wasn't just on the playlist as a joke lmaoooo your non-joke song is...
#asks#himynameiszayn#a canadian for a canadian i guess is what spotify was feeling lollll#LOVE YOUUUU#happy birthday to me
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YOUUUUU
Happy birthday :3333
THANKKK YOUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Love song from N-Slash-A for Sprinkles(me)! (Shorts)
Before the Events of IIIEP18
02/14/2024 9:30am
''And this one goes to my bat of my heart!''
''WOW WOW WOOOOOOW!!!''
"Sprinkles,Sprinkles, it's good to have you around!" ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make the day shine,shine!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make me happy!'' "Sprinkles,Sprinkles, when I go to visit my Owner, I miss youuuuu!"
''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, the only inanimate bat I have compassion on''! ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your sympathy is very sincereeeee!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your smile is so cute!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you are the love of my Lifeeeeee!''
''Love of lifeee, how we flew to have so much fun'' ''Having so much fuuun, that when we howl every now and then at midnight, we miss our ex-colleagues so much, the inanimate bat, who are in the sky watching us from aboveeeee!'' ''From above they are watching us dateee, my feeling for you strengthens me, it strengthens me so much, much much that I'm not ashamed to declare myself for youuuuuu!'' ''Our lives weren't easy before, but today from now on we can have an amazing life together!'' ''If the Crystal ball we saw predicted, it may have left a very bitter mark on fate, but I believe you can deal with this fate and be surprisedeeeeed!''
"Sprinkles,Sprinkles, it's good to have you around!" ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make the day shine,shine!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you always make me happy!'' "Sprinkles,Sprinkles, when I go to visit my Owner, I miss youuuuu!"
''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, the only inanimate bat I have compassion on''! ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your sympathy is very sincereeeee!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, your smile is so cute!'' ''Sprinkles,Sprinkles, you are the love of my Lifeeeeeeeeeeeee!''
Sprinkles: Bravo Bravo Bravo Slash, I LOVED it!
'Sprinkles walks over and gives N-Slash-A a kiss on the cheek'
N-Slash-A: Hmmm Thank you Sprinkles, I'm glad you liked my love song that I made for you with great affection and do you know what else awaits you a little after Valentine's Day?
Sprinkles: Crystal Ball Prediction Day?
N-Slash-A: No, a little after 3 days from now it will be your BIRTHDAY!!!
Sprinkles: WOW, I hadn't thought of that, thanks for reminding me my love!
N-Slash-A: You're welcome, get ready because I'm going to prepare the best birthday of your life!
Sprinkles: I can't wait to see what my birthday will be like!
Happy Valentine's Day!
#art#objectshow#object show art#object show#artwork#inanimate insanity#emote#emoticon#icon#animated#gif#piskel#pixel art#animate#animation#inanimate insanity invitational#object show fanart#object show community#bat#batwings#wings#bat wings#ii sprinkles#sprinkles ii#ii nslasha#nslasha ii#guitar#romantic#romance#lovers
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*harmonicas my harmonica*
I don't have a YouTube vid but I got thisπ
HAAAAAPYYYY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
HAAAAAAPY BIRTHDAYYYY TO YOUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CODIIIIIIII HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU
(If this breaks your tumblr I'm not responsible/hj)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank u!!!!!!! :D π
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happy birthday to youuuuu
happy birthday to youuuuuu
happy birthday day dear
happy birthday to you
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VICKIIII
HAPPY BIRTH- DAY- TO- YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
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AHHHH! Thank you so much, Col!!!!!!!! π€π
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU π HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU π HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR THE CUTEST PERSON ON STAYBLR π HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU π
thank you so much zoe my love :((
#mwah#consentual kisses 4 u <3#[ β moots !! ]#[ β asks ?? ]#[ β user zoe π» ]#π. happy birthday elle
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happy birthday to youuu
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happy birthday dear caaattt
happy birthday to youuuUuu
yippee!!!!!
Thank youβ-
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YANAAAAAAA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAY YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY WITH YOUR OWN COMPANY, LOVE YOUUUUU! π π π
thank youuuuuu SO MUCH!!! LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO!!! ππ€π€
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