#happy birthday to mee!!!

[goodsmellerart]

happy shilog Goodsmeller day to me 🎂🎉 im 24 todaye!

[lacehai]

"I was 16 when most of us met. Can you believe it? I laugh thinking about that me now – that glossy idiot god, princess of her childhood streets, handmade and ugly and sure of herself.

All my life I’ve been obsessed with adolescence, drunk on it. Even when I was little, I knew that teenagers sparkled. I knew they knew something children didn’t know, and adults ended up forgetting.

Since 13 I’ve spent my life building this giant teenage museum, mausoleum maybe, dutifully, wolfishly writing every moment down, and repeating it all back like folklore. And now there isn’t any more of it. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(*insert that emoji that looks like it’s eating its own face with worry, and also the one with sunglasses, and maybe also the poo*)" - lorde's facebook post, nov. 7 2016

[skialdi]

🌻Sabo + sunflower and symbolism

A little self-indulgent Sabo I drew for myself for my birthday.

[shroomerr]

Oh, help me God, this hellboy got me coming back for more

reblogs super appreciated !!! close-ups under the cut !

[1945sellmeats]

hi is it too late. is it too late for miku day. is it. help.

[roboticlover20]

ITA MA BIRTHDAY

Yes now i am 20 this is so poggers

Will share some kinito doodles im just so busy moving houses lately 😣

[ringosmistress]

6th july, 1957

Happy mclennon day

[daily-mees]

happy birthday daily mees!! on this day year ago, idea of daily mees emerged in me noggin; now daily mees has gone round sun a whole time!

[ID: simple pen doodle of a birthday party, featuring many mice with triangle feet, big ears, pointy noses and little whiskers. in the middle is a cake with a single candle and a mouse sitting on it with its paws up in the air. around the cake are mice eating crumbs, sleeping, standing, wearing party hats and generally celebrating. a card on the right says the number 1 and has a mouse balancing on top. wees, the wizard mees, floats above the cake with its wizard hat, and weesh, the witch mees, and ferg the frog sit together at the bottom right. some balloons float around the place too. large, slightly wonky bubble caps text at the bottom reads, “happy birthday, daily mees!” with a star drawn next to it. the next images are close ups of the above. end ID.]

[witchinatree]

magnus protocols episode 24 ramble

so it's my birthdayyyy 💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️ and also the. the first day. of school. so i no longer get to watch the clock change to 11 and listen to the podcast with everyone else 🙁 first day of senior year though (LET ME OUT OF HERE)

oh i'm so excited i waited all day for this and have stayed off tumblr the whole time

gwenny :[ i love you

wtf no honey you're absolutely not going on another assignment?? wtf?? babe. babe. don't do this to yourself. nonononono stop have you ever heard of icarus???

also lena cares and i love her

the glitch on "thank you" ?? oh she doesn't want this and i don't either

OMG NORRIS HIIIIIII

nanny cam... why tf did you name your baby rupert that's an adult man name

oh wtf that's creepy your kid should have normal eyes

i'm worried. i am worried. i am worried. your baby should have a normal tongue.

see i don't like this because celia has a baby and i just want her to have one happy part in her life and please keep jack safe

OH SHIT WAIT WTF??? CELIA KNOWS THIS WOMAN

this baby loves celia and this baby is scaring me

this is just making me really sad like this mom loves her son and that's not her son and i'm hearing increasingly scary background noises and i hate this for me

BLOOD? YOUR BLOOD? HONEY. GET RID OF THAT BABY I'M SORRY THAT'S NOT A HUMAN BABY

these noises are becoming animal-like and i'm actually really unsettled. props to whoever wrote this because wtf.

health visitor's gotta be evil tOO WHAT TF A BABY SHOULD NOT MAKE THOSE FUCKING NOISES MAAM

YEAH I GOT THAT.

poor patricia :(

wtf is the baby eating her flesh hhhhhhhhhhhh stop the noises stop the NOISES i'm. i'm at a loss.

celia are you not addressing this. celia you were mentioned. did she get that statement? i don't know who got it

oh alice honey 😭😭😭 also fuck you sam. lowkey. what the hell man. i don't think i love him.

SHE'S SO SCARED AND I'M CRYING I'M TOO TIRED TO HOLD IT TOGETHER

SAM I FUCKING CANNOT WITH YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU RN SAM. CELIA I ADORE YOU PLEASE HELP US PLEASE

WHY DO YOU ONLY LISTEN WHEN IT'S CELIA??? ALSO WTF "what do we do about it?" MAYBE FUCKIN. LISTEN TO ALICE. SHUT UP MAN SHUT UP?? STFU???

GOD DAMMIT CELIA

I CAN'T WITH YOU

WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA WTF BASIRA SHE'S?? SHE'S??? MY WIFE???? I'M CRYING AGAIN 🙁

hyperventilating. basira i'm in love with you deputy head of st. luke's.

WAS SHE EVER A POLICE OFFICER PLEASE TELL ME SHE WASN'T. OH MY GOD SHE GOT OUT SHE'S OKAY. PLEASE HAVE NO TIES TO THE INSTITUTE THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HAD. BASIRA DEPUTY HEAD AU.

oh celia i know what you are celia i know what you are

bawling my eyes out genuinely bawling

rusty quill thank you and also wtf.

[mwahpink]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (august 11) I think I'm having my period too ☹️

[stargazingezekiel]

IM ALIVE.

Im gonna eat my fries happily, good good day ? Night?

@certifiedmikufan @matcha-mintea @cattogettin hnncs

[poptartregreteva]

Happy birthday!!!! :3

(Idk your time zone but in my country it's September 9th)

(Sorry if I sounded rude I didn't mean to)

YAYAYYATYAYAAAYAYAYAYAYAYA

THANK YOU

[theonepiecelazyartist]

TOMORROW IS MY B-DAY!!!!!

YIPPEEEE!!!!

[vehal]

im 24 now .

[starthecozy]

Aannd I'm 26 🎉🎂🎈

[yvngbebe]

no one likes you when you’re 23