#happy birthday ny anon

[ask-serendipity-sky]

I'm sorry to say this but today it was the most depressing live ever from jm, like I'm seriously hurt, he spent the birthday night with suga, and suga prepared him acake with hotteok? what?? since when they are that close? after all that he did in april, the insults, how he treats jm badly in front of cams? and what was that coldness towards jk? yeah he's busy that's all he said, with that serious face, no mentioning him whatsoever, what the heck is going on? jk wants jm in a live, but jm refuses and refuses, no tiktok challenge, but then ny happed, trips happened, chuseok too, I'm so confused, jm forgave v and suga after all they did for the last years and they did a lot, and now jm himself he's the one fueling yoomin ship??? and care less about jk?? not him also being happy of going to army duty, the only idol ever being happy... I don't understand these bts at all...were they fake before? are they fake now? I just know one thing: yoonminers and tkks have being fueled a ot this year and the previous year too

Hi anon,

Wait. You are blaming Jimin because there was no jikookery? You can't possibly be serious.

The bar for Jk was so low. All he had to do was post anything and he didn't and you are blaming Jimin because he spent time with Yoongi?

I don't know how familiar you are with the dynamic between yoonmin but their friendship goes way back. Even before jikook was a thing, yoonmin was the ship because they have that teasing funny dynamic but Jikook appeared naturally and yoonmin went away into the shadows. Yoongi and Jimin have had periods where their friendship was stronger even if they didn't mention it as often as others do to the cameras. Jimin respects Yoongi's professional opinion and guidance and Yoongi has also expressed admiration and interest in Jimin's talent. Yes, Yoongi has his insensitive comments and a lot of us question why Jimin even hangs out with him but Jimin still does like he does with others so he has his reasons. And it's not to feed shippers....

They weren't feeding a ship by eating hotteok, it was literally a natural interaction like when any of the members hang out. Like Namjoon showing up at Jimin's live or Jin gifting him the little pouch.

Did you blame Jk for feeding tkkrs for spending so much time with Tae this year too? Or you just want a reason to hate on Jimin?

You need to reevaluate how you see things and learn to differentiate between actual feedings of ships and normal interactions between the members.

Why aren't you blaming Jk for this at all? Why Jimin? You do realize that it was Jimin's birthday and Jimin DID post for Jk's birthday, right?

If you really want to blame someone here...it wouldn't be Jimin at all.

Hope that helps.

[l0stblxcks0ul]

Happy birthday Nys!

Stay safe for me, alright?

I will.

And thank you, Anon. :)

[dearweirdme]

“I think you need to understand that IF Tk split up, it will not make jikook real. “

honestly, anon, I think this was the main reason people assumed you were a jkker. Like, it’s fine to think they’ve broken up and believe what you want. I agree there’s echo chambers in all sides of fandom (tho I think depending where you are, jm is even magnified due to insecurity in tkk spaces so his appearances with jk (but never Tae…) are remembered more clearly than any other of the other members) but the concerns immediately became suspicious as a posing jkker when you said jk dedicated so many lives to him and particularly when you said they went on a trip together.

Because what does that have to do with taekook? Insecure tkkers will see it and get defensive. The rest will see it and kind of go, yes and? (And then assume you’re a jkker and, unfortunately, laugh at you for presenting this as evidence against taekook). Jk and Jm were both in NY for what appears to be work and took the time to hang out. I wouldn’t frame it as taking a vacation with another man. They are friends, they were in the same place, their schedules aligned. I love they got to hang out. JK also went to Busan with the 97 liners but that’s apparently not suspicious for tkk breaking up. So why mention the trip with jm? JK supported Jm in his lives but he’s praised jm frequently in the past, quite profusely. He admires jm and is friends with him. None of that is strange to me.

And him not posting online for Tae is give or take odd given his only socials are twitter (shared BTS), Weverse, and TikTok. I don’t doubt he supported him offline but a Weverse post would be for the fans more than Tae and I don’t care enough about TikTok to know what him liking a video would mean. He hasn’t had a long enough live to just hang out (since layover dropped, he came on after gcf and once on his birthday—where he did listen to Christmas tree as he showed us a card trick. He also said he’d just had practice and slept only 5 hours) so we can’t really assume he wouldn’t watch suchwita or Tae’s MVs with us. He could also have been told to do fewer lives. He could be doing it less to maintain the air of mystery. He could be doing it less because he and Tae are both super busy and so they’re spending free time together or resting and not with us. Maybe he’s with jm hanging out! All we have is speculation and assumptions and mine isn’t it’s because of a break up. I can’t imagine Tae being so happy if a possibly years long relationship just broke off and you had to stay together as friends or ruin the band. I can’t imagine jk breaking up with tae right before his album comes out and he has to go through all the promotion.

Either way, JK supporting or hanging out with Jm should have nothing to do with break up rumors because tkk breaking up or not being together doesn’t make jkk real. The ones who usually push the jk supports jm more than Tae narrative are jkkers looking to prove taekook is fake. That’s why people assumed you were a jkker pretending.

Sorry this got long. You just seemed surprised why we would assume you were a jkker and this, at least, is my explanation.

Hi anon!

I think anon maybe just wonders why Jk can do those things for Jimin but not Tae. They wonder if this means Tae and Jk broke up and that’s why Jk hasn’t mentioned Tae probably. And that would be a possible response to a breakup.. the not posting part, not the Jimin part. But to me there’s been nothing in Tae’s behavior pointing to a recent breakup. He’s been happy, genuinely. Talking about Jk in a normal, loving way. So imo that doesn’t fit.

And yes, normally the Jkk-Tkk comparison does come from Jkkrs.

[the1975attheirverybest]

Idek where to start with this 💀. First and foremost, Denise being friendly to his exes is NOT the same as an “ex” posting a happy birthday message to what maylors believe is a recent ex’s mother. If the maylor theory is that Matty visciously dumped Gabi to have another go at Taylor, within the last month, you think she’d be in the mood to post his mom rather than privately text her? Does that not sound insane? Second, the photos on the stairs quite literally cannot be old because Gabi has only been blonde since April and wasn’t in London at any point since she debuted the blonde until last week when she was there for work. Before that she was either in LA, NY, or Miami and posting about it so it’s not really up for debate. Please take your maylor delusions back to that stupid subreddit and leave us regular people alone.

Nice stalking. Not mad at all. Good for you. You go girl. 🤣

Wait what? Who’s stalking? What just happened? Feel like I missed a step?

PS guys please be nice to each other. No insults towards other anons please

[lil-nct-scenarios-11]

Jaemin- Lil Extra Special

Group: NCT- Jaemin

Theme: Birthday Special- NY anon

Type: fluff- one shot

Plot: It’s your birthday and you just planned to hang out with your boyfriend by going to the lake after school, however Jaemin may have planned a lil surprise for you instead.

The final bell finally rings after a long Thursday school day that happened to fall on your birthday. You sigh and get up to meet your boyfriend by the tree you always meet up at. Today was your birthday but you didn’t feel like it since the only things you were getting generously were homework assignments and not much of anything else. But you just wanted to go to the nearby lake and dip your feet in with Jaemin since the weather was definitely getting warmer and you never really liked to be all grand during your birthday either.

Your feet drag you to the shady tree and you are promptly greeted by the sun himself.

“Y/N”, Jaemin drags out in a singy-songy tone. “Happy birthday Y/N! Gosh you’re so old now, what am I gunna do with you? Just kidding boo, are you ready to go?” he asks gingerly, extending his hand out for you to hold.

You slide your hand into his soft one with a content smile, “Thank you and yea I’m ready.”

He slings his arm over your shoulder and nestles his head in the crook of your neck as he mumbles, “Let’s go for a lonnng walk today, I know you wanna go to the lake so we can just walk around for like half an hour then go to the lake itself, does that sound alright?”

You nod and reply, “Mhmh, yea Jae that sounds nice. As long as I’m with you that’s all I need for my birthday.”

So as simple as you thought your birthday would go, you were very content with just being with Jaemin. However, he had a little plan brewing in mind that you wouldn't’ve thought was possible on a day like today. Sure it was your birthday but it was a Thursday but that meant everyone is exhausted and just wants the weekend to arrive already but Jaemin really wanted today to feel a lil extra special for your ‘a lil extra special’ day.

The sun came out just enough to make the water seem inviting but it wasn’t so hot to the point you had to jump in right away, it was just the way you liked it. You two just walked around, hand in hand, talking about random everyday things until his phone started to go off.

“Hey, I’m sorry babe but I really gotta take this right now,” Jaemin says apologetically, giving you those glossy black eyes.

You just nod and let him take his call, thinking it was probably one of his members telling him to come home, and go off to the side to stretch a little bit. He seems very happy when he comes back and does a terrible job of trying to conceal his smile so you start to get a lil suspicious.

“So what was that call about,” you ask casually as you two get closer to your spot by the beach.

“Mmm you’ll find out in a bit,” he hints.

You narrow your eyes at him a little bit and ask, “You’re not keeping secrets from me now are you?”

“No, of course not. However, this tenny, lil thing I kinda have to be hush-hush about but give it like five minutes and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about,” he implies with excessive gestures.

“Y/N!!!!!”, you hear a familiar voice shout as it crashes into you. “Happy 15th birthday Y/N! I know this was supposed to be a surprise but I couldn’t wait any longer.”

The voice extracts itself from you as its face reveals a very smiley Jisung and you hear Jaemin mutter under his breath, “Well make that five seconds.”

You chuckle and say, “Thank you Jisung, it’s so great to see you! Now tell me what is this ‘surprise’ you were talking about?”

“Well-” Jisung starts but Jaemin cuts him off.

“You’re just gunna have to wait a lil more unlike Jisung here,” Jaemin says as he covers your eyes with his hands promptly. Jisung, or so you think, takes your hand and leads you to a stop and you get very worried that they’ll lead you into the lake when you hear a very loud and cheerful, “Surprise!” as Jaemin lifts his hands off your eyes.

A group of your friends stand behind a picnic bench and you see a bunch of balloons, confetti, and gifts. There’s a huge cake on the table and you look around in amazement but you feel a light tap on your shoulder and you turn to see Jaemin holding a vibrant bouquet and that uncovered smile that he poorly constrained earlier.

“Happy birthday Y/N! I know you don’t like to have big parties for your birthday but I- we wanted to make this special for you. You’re such a wonderful person and ahem ‘we’ wanted you have a lil something nice. Also by ‘we’ I refer to Jisung and I because we planned this out even though I did all the work but you know me, I’m a nice person so I won’t steal all the credit and everyone showed up too so that’s cool,” Jaemin rambles a bit, rubbing his side after Jisung elbowed him when he said ‘I’ the first time.

You engulf Jaemin in a bear hug and drag Jisung into the hug as well but since they’re both much taller than you, you’re practically just hanging from their necks. “Thank you guys, really. I appreciate you two doing this for me, especially on a school day too but everything looks wonderful, thank you very much!”

You all pull apart and you turn to greet all your friends who came and surprised you and enjoy a fun birthday with Jaemin and all your friends.

Happy birthday anon, have a great day! And hope you enjoyed this lil birthday special!

[harryslilfairy]

heyy, tomorrow is my birthday (june, 15th), so could you do a fake instagram where timothée makes a special post for the reader's bday? (similar to the one you made for tom).

tysm

a/n - happy birthday anon!! i hope you have an amazing day :)

timothee makes y/n’s birthday special

timotheechalamet

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timotheechalamet a special happy birthday to my girlfriend, future wife, best friend and companion because she is everything to me. you were the best choice i ever made. everything with you is like this: calm, but overwhelming and intense. i have never felt like this before. literally the reason i am still here. i adore u and love u infinite, babe.

y/ny/l/n love u infinite ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

tomholland happy birthday y/n!! ❤️

zendaya happy birthday to my wife <3

replied to zendaya

timotheechalamet i thought she was my wife??

[kanmom51]

I know it's wrong but I kind of miss the old jkk content, after sowozoo dvd, they were happy and together and so in love, now it's more friends having fun? Yes I think they are together, I just think maybe bh cut it? Also we really got more t/k content which I expected it, only it just makes toxic shippers more toxic than ever, they don't deserve anything

Do I have to remind you that Sowoozoo was June 2021 anon?

Since then we had ITS2, BTS in NY, JM's birthday Vlive, LA, Seoul concerts and LV.

Whatever you feel you didn't get in content released in May 2022 of something that happened in June 2021, you more than got since then in real time or more or less real time content.

Oh, and anon, sometimes the lack of Jikook is more Jikook than anything, lol.

You can watch the full clip here.

[jonesyjonesyjonesy]

Just like anon I really got into Laura Nyro because of you! I had known her for being the writer of songs other artists covered. I had a strong moment of connection when I saw she shared a birthday with my mom, was born in NY and passed away at the same age of 49. It made her music hit a little harder for me. So thank you for reintroducing her to me and giving me the opportunity for a deeper dive.

kelly queen!!!

i love this journey for you and am happy to have been a part of it in some itty bitty way. that sounds like a very powerful and serendipitous experience. which sort of speaks to laura nyro's music too 💖 so many beautiful coincidences with your mother! painful and beautiful at once! isn't that the sort of paradox of life? constant contradiction of the beauty and the pain? oh no here i go, waxing poetic (i'm an ennegram 4 so this all makes sense...)

anyway, i think Laura Nyro is overlooked for a number of reasons, but it includes this: through her songwriting, her playing, and the haunting and primal way she navigates her songs, she is turning our eye to this paradox. she wails about dying and croons about lost love, love that is already HAD even and it hurts to listen to her, it really does. and yet, we turn our eye to it, because...that's life.

that's why i love "wedding bell blues" even though it is overpopularized, but you listen to her singing, begging for the man she loves to marry her while the song jaunts her along. that's life. we beg, we jaunt, we keep going.

okay now i just went off...thank you for sharing this with me, beloved!!

[madisonbeersource]

hello again!

oh my goodness, life has gotten so hectic for me. i made a new group of friends and suddenly have outings every day (which is very different from my normal vibe, i haven't been this busy since college).

also i'm in the process of finishing writing my book. i'm just piecing everything together now.

also, happy belated birthday angel !! I hope you had a lovely day and that this year is wonderful and kind and lovely for you !! 🤍🤍

- ☁️ anon

hello angel!

OMG THIS IS AMAZING!! i'm so glad you made some friends!! having a solid circle is really nice!! (haha i feel u !! hm can I join u guys in NY?)

OMGGGGG what is it about tell me EVERYTHING!

thank you bbg!! yes it was a nice day honestly, it was just me & my lil sis and we went to the movies/restaurant and i blew the candles (we celebrated it w/ my family like mom & dad after that during the break soo it was amazing!! got some nice gifts also !!)

[trainsinanime]

I would be really happy to see a meta of yours debunking the cold take that Ladybug supposedly doesnt care about Chat Noir

Oh, a request! Awesome, thanks anon!

And a good question as well. Yeah, I’ve seen a few people argue that. For this issue, as with most stupid headcanons, the best way to deal with them is to just watch the show and look at all the small and big ways she makes it absolutely clear that she appreciates him.

In Befana, she’s genuinely happy when he wishes her a happy birthday. 

In Dark Cupid, Marinette goes “he’s under mind control. Guess I finally have an excuse to… uh, I mean, guess I have to kiss him” with zero hesitation. 

In Glaciator, she is genuinely distraught when she learns that she has to turn him down romantically, and does so in the most respectful way possible.

Chat Blanc, main timeline Marinette: Her pain and angst in this episode is a bit about Paris being destroyed, a bit fear for her life, but mostly concern for her friend.

Basically every single two-parter or special features a scene where Marinette is at the end of her rope, and it is reassurance and often a hug from Chat Noir that gets her going again. Origins, Heart Hunter, NY Special…

It may sometimes seem like she doesn’t because she gets annoyed at his antics, or may just plain disagree with his decisions. Fair enough. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t appreciate him. Relationships, if they’re well written at least, are not just full unconditional support of everything. They have their sides that work well and their problems, misunderstandings, and plain different disagreements. But there is a wide gulf between being sometimes annoyed, and not appreciating him. The NY special, among other things, was all about that.

The best argument that could be made might be Reflekdoll, where they swap jobs, and she makes his look easy, while he struggles with hers. I know this has made a lot of fans very angry. How dare a show insist that it’s female lead is simply the best? Now we don’t have time to unpack all that, and there has been a lot of great meta written by other people about that episode specifically. But I think it’s not really relevant anyway. Reflekdoll made it clear that she’s the leader, and for good reason. Just like every single other episode did. That does not mean she doesn’t appreciate him, or that she could do this without him. Yes, she has fun, she teases him, he teases her. That shows how comfortable they are around each other.

He is the heart of the team, the emotional task leader, and she is absolutely dependent on him doing that, and loves him for it. Anything else is an AU. And compared to other shows (anyone remember Lucy in Fair Tail?), he actually gets to be very competent for a “the heart of the team” kind of character. 

So in summary, that take is obviously wrong.   It’s been proven wrong over and over again. For me, the interesting question is why people keep saying it anyway.

People don’t say Marinette doesn’t appreciate Chat because it’s true, they say it because they want it to be true. It fits their mental model of the show, which can be very different from the actual show.

One big shared mental model here is the „salt“ one: People think Marinette shouldn’t appreciate Chat, because they think he’s a horrible person, a sexual abuser and so on. This has no basis in reality. I think it’s important to note with salt that salt is only at best partly a reaction to anything in the show; mostly it is about expressing teenage frustration. That’s why you get so many tropes in them that objectively don’t make sense, like that whole „MDC“ business, or that the aggression is all tiny stuff in a world full of literal supervillains. In other words, we can safely ignore all that. 

The other side is the Adrien centric one, which I see far less off. It overlaps with “Marinette is horrible actually”, usually “Marinette is a creepy stalker”, and sometimes “Marinette is a Mary Sue who isn’t getting punished enough for her mistakes”. I honestly have no idea where those are coming from, since they are rarely in well-thought fanfics or meta posts; mostly they’re in short Tumblr text posts with too many exclamation points. But the idea that misogyny plays a part is almost certainly true. I have also seen some people criticize Marinette for stringing Chat along, which is clearly wrong. She’s always made her boundaries perfectly clear, and I would argue that he has always understood them - even if he hopes she changes her mind. The mindset that "friendzoning is bad" is toxic, and the show makes it very clear that it doesn’t believe in that. Yes, being in love with someone who doesn’t love you romantically is painful, but the show doesn’t put moral blame on anyone for that.

TL;DR: Marinette obviously loves and appreciates Chat Noir. There is no valid basis for claims to the contrary.

[rockcrow20]

Reasons I Still Believe in Kaylor - 

Observations since the red “wedding” that make me still believe that Kaylor are still together.

Thank you to everyone in this fandom for there contributions, posts, observations and secret government agency level clue finding skills. (X = links to relevant posts). 

Oct 22nd 2018 - Taylors forget me knots flower t-shirt while in OZ..X

Oct 31st 2018 - New Video in Karlie’s Kitchen and she still had the Kaylor photos up.. X

Nov 9th 2018 - Tay sings out of the woods on Tour and Karlie and co post photos in the woods.. X

Nov 16th 2018 - Taylors matching Karlie Clutch at the AMA’s.. X. also kinda matching outfits..X

Jan 15th 2019 - Karlie’s Astrology post with Sagittarius book shown underneath.. X

Feb 25th 2019 - Karlie rocking a Tye Dye t-shirt at Paris Week with Gigi in tow, hello lover merch and also similar to a shirt Tay was seen in also another PR episode themed tye dye (in 2020).. X X X

March 3rd 2019 - Karlie was in Paris for fashion week - Off White walk on 28th Feb then mysteriously posts that she was passing through NY on the 3rd of March before appearing back in Paris for the Stella McCartney show on the 4th March. Where did she mysteriously fly to and why point it out that she was back in America for some unknown reason - plus we know beginning of march is significant for them aka Big Sur or Love locked down...X X X X

March 14th 2019 - Taylor leaving/disappearing early from the Iheart awards the same night Project Runway Premiered..X

March 14th 2019 - Watch what happens live - Karlie getting asked about Taylor - there is a smirk..X

March 14th 2019 - Interesting anon telling Kaylors not to give up.. X

March 31st 2019 - Tay and KK liking the same Ciara post - X

April 2019 maybe??- The i need to make a phone call when filming ME when adopting Benjamin..X

April 16th 2019 - The Lover Butterfly Mural - 2 lady birds, giraffe print, similar previous to karlie VS wings..X X

April 2019 - Berlin video of karlie playing piano with “a interesting” female voice laughing at the end and saying you always.. X X

May 18th 2019 - Tays ‘we’ slip on the Ellen show then saying its just me and the cats.. X  X

May 30th 2019 - Karlie using ME! and 2AM in a story.. X X

June 3rd 2019 - Tay wearing a yellow T-shirt with her Wango Tango rainbow outfit.. X

June 6th 2019 - Karlie using a BBF vogue video gif.. X X

June 17th 2019 - THE HAND in the YNTCD teaser video - no one can convince me this isn't Karlie’s hand.. X X X X X

June 17th 2019 - Lover straw in the YNTCD video similar to Karlie’s bride straw. Also the Mint mojito it’s sitting in linking to Karlie’s 73 Question video where she says Mojitos are a favourite..X X

June 2019 - YNTCD with Taylor carrying out a Daisy from her burning trailer plus Daisies making a number of appearances.. X X X X

June 25th 2019 - KK’s Dad liking certain comments on the Wyoming stunt..X

July 4th 2019 - Abigail liking a KK insta post after the SB drama started.. X

Aug 3rd 2019 - Tay posts Lover Heart crispies pic on KK’s birthday.. X

Aug 16th 2019 - Release date of Lover Track being 13 days after KK’s bday and also track 3 aka KK birthday day also its 3.41 long (3+4+1=8).. X X X

Aug 16th 2019 - Lover lyric video with the kaylor sparklers video plus potential daises and big sur falcon pic.. X X 

Aug 22nd 2019 - Lover video fishbowl scene X

Aug 23rd 2019 - Lover release date may coincide with a certain date range where Kaylor may have gotten engaged.. X X

Aug 23rd 2019 - Lover album in general - Cornelia street, Lover, False God etc etc we all know it plus the release letters all over NY..X X

Sept 10th 2019 - Lover Paris Concert Mural ummm a polaroid, locket..X X X

Nov 14th 2019 _ Karlie’s off the wall post during when SB was not letting Tay perform her songs - which i think is her being off the wall angry.. X

Nov 14th 2019 - Selena liking a Hung Vanngo post of Karlie..X

Nov 13th 2019 - Lover remix released on the anniversary of their first meeting VS2013 - “the girl in my story has always been you”..X X X

Nov 21st 2019 - The orange girl In YNTCD along with the Karlie Vogue cover in orange with cactus jewellery.. X X

Nov 25th 2019 - Use of a ballerina for her Lover AMA performance and then karlie also mentioning said ballerina months later in a insta story.. X X

Dec 4th 2019 - Taylor Wearing the VS angel ring on the kiss gate anniversary X X X X X

Dec 6th 2019 - Christmas Tree Farm song lyrics and happiness 

Dec 12th 2019 - Taylor posting a pic of her with the huge cats door and then low and behold the following PR episode Karlie walks through a giant door for a Cats promo episode.. X X X X

Jan 2020 - PR episode with Cyndi Lauper aka photo with Taylor at Billboard Women awards and also having Laverne Cox as a guest too..X X

Jan 2nd 2020 - Martha liking KK’s post celebrating her vogue covers which includes the Kaylor one..X

Jan 23rd 2020 - The use of the song Karlie what you want, (karlie would you want to) song in Miss Americana when talking about her partner also the home video.. X X also this X 

Feb 6th 2020 - The song release of the Man and KK having a suits themed PR episode..X X X

Feb 12th 2020 - KK’s Daisy coat X

Feb 18th 2020 - The drawn Bethany Richards picture of the rainbow dress Taylor wore to the NFL draft on KK’s Galantines insta story..X

General - Karlie continuously latergraming and the Fiordland spelling mistake incident plus always periods of days where she is  MIA aka christmas and coming back looking a bit sun reddened and wearing jumpers, posting dark pictures.. X

OTHER posts to note..X X X X X X X X X

Let me know if i have missed any other obvious big observations.

[logicalstansadvice]

She’s embarrassed by it, they broke up the video is his goodbye, if they were real or in love she would have liked it, blah, blah, blah. Now she’s commented and said I love you and people still aren’t happy.>>

They find ways to be disappointed. Seb makes a happy birthday video for her, a cute video, he shows everyone she's his girlfriend, she's important, so these jealous idiots think it's a goodbye video? They start writing the dumbest theories because they refuse to accept that this man has a girlfriend and that he likes her, then it's his fault? Please.

Dear cringe fans, he has a girlfriend. Your theories are theories, stop holding on to it, and accept he has a girlfriend. Nobody is telling you to like her, I don't and I think she is trashy, just accepting he is in a relationship.

Anon #2

I just saw what crazy looks like. There is a person reblogging Kev's ask from anons who think ale and seb are real. And she has the craziest laughing comments that he doesn't love her and other wishful thinking from her side. And her profile pic is as creepy as her reblog comments. I unfollowed kev because of this actually. He's infected with PR lunatics. Not that I have anything against the "PR side". But there's PR side and then there's delusionals who refuse to believe he would actually love a girl that is not them.

Anon #3

Anon 9: Fionas: I would break up with Seb if he made this video so cringe to me. hahaha Fionas stans, this man has a cringe video page called one minute man that made you wet your panties for each video, suddenly his girlfriend video is cringe? lmao / omg, anon with Fionas is usually a bit too harsh for my taste, but THIS! They all complained since 2019 about him and his friends stopping OMM, blamed "haters who bullied him because of Ellie, Netania, etc", were hoping for him to "get back to his dorky self". Well, since lockdown he began making OMM-style videos, and they absolutely loved it. Especially the "alone in lockdown in NY" one, because it was posted on the same day as their shadow pic with Ale, meaning he "was mocking her, showing the world he's alone in NY and not with her in LA". This recent post is exactly the same style, has plenty of super funny moments, and is supposed to be dorky and awkward just like every other video he made. Yet it's suddenly oh so bad and embarrassing. It's high time this part of his fandom accepts they're the biggest hypocrites ever.

We cannot wait until they weed themselves out of this fandom.

💄

[eulerami]

30 questions ask game

“Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better” 

Tagged by: @dep-yo-tee and @eydika I finally got around to it ;_; 

Tagging: Anybody, this is kind of a personal list, so I’ll leave it up to you. Tag me if you do it! 

Name/Nickname: (Matt) Euler   

Gender: Male

Star sign: Gemini 

Height: 5′5″, 165 cm

Time: 6:02 PM

Birthday: June 15

Favorite Bands: The Cure, The Twilight Sad, Blue Oyster Cult, Queensryche (Geoff Tate please,) Idlewild, The Cranberries  

Favorite Solo artists: Kate Bush, Utada Hikaru; hard to think of at the moment 

Song stuck in my head: Sleepwalking - Chain Gang of 1974, thanks GTAV

Last movie: Drive 

Last Show: Fargo 

When did I create this blog: 2012 

What do I post: Gay shit 

Last thing googled: “Buffalo NY Erie coast” 

Other blogs: Art blog 

Do I get asks: Occasionally, but not many since I nixed anons 

Why I chose my URL: Euler am I 

Following: 619, not many are active anymore 

Followers: 1982 on main 

Average hours of sleep: Need 7-8 or I am an abomination 

Lucky number: Gotta’ go with 9 

Instruments: Weak for guitar and fiddle, but I played a trumpet all my school years. Would love to pick up a guitar again. 

What am I wearing: Crappy tank and basketball shorts  

Dream job: Author or write a TV show 

Dream trip: Mongolia, Tuva, Buryatia, Mexico, Argentina, Thailand, Iraq, Morocco & Ethiopia. If I get to ride a horse or hop on a motorcycle through some bigass open landscape, I can die happy.    

Favorite food: Tom kha kai....anything really fresh 

Nationality: American 

Favorite song: All Along the Watchtower 

Last book read: Tarahumara: Where Night is the Day of the Moon

Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: Hmm... None of them, to be honest, cuz all the shit I love is usually these horrible conditions and situations lol 

[swordagentwarner]

So the links didn’t work (on my end) on the Tumblr app, so I’m going to throw both under a read more here for those who use that broken thing.

RULES

Mun and Muse are both 21+

Starters are open to any and all! I also do not mind if people reblog memes from here.

I am willing to do violent threads, but please nothing involving being held underwater or drowning.

I am fine with asks being turned into threads.

This blog may have NSFW content, but it will always be tagged.

Please feel free to tag me in starters at any time.

Liz  is known for being a bit rude sometimes. Please do not interpret this as me feeling the same. She’s just a stubborn bitch sometimes.

Anon might be turned off sometimes for my own mental health.

I’m almost always open to plotting. You can message me with an idea and I’ll probably be more than happy to do something. If you want something more violent, I am going to have to make it a requirement to talk to me beforehand, just so I know where the thread will be going.

I also have a Discord that is available to mutuals.

Feel free to message me about threads I owe. I have the memory of a goldfish and tend to forget things.

Be kind to yourself! This is all for fun and should be a fun experience for all involved!

BACKGROUND

Birth Name: Elizabeth Marianne Warner

Nicknames: Liz, Lizzy

Date of Birth: October 30, 1986

Place of Birth: Phoenix, AZ

Current Residence: New York City, NY

Other Known Residences: Apartment in Paris, France; Apartment in Florida near SWORD Headquarters; Beach House in the Hamptons

Known Relatives: Markus Warner {father; deceased}; Kathy Warner {mother; deceased}; Louis Dupont {ex-husband; deceased}

Known Associates: SWORD; Rebecca Chen {ex-girlfriend}

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 5’ 10"

Scars: Various scars on forearms from stab wounds; Jagged scar along right calf from stab wound; Hidden scar under her hair from a fractured skull

Known Languages: English, French, ASL, German

Employment History: Starbucks {barista, 2005}; Corper Tech, New York Division {assistant, 2005 - 2007}; Corper Tech, Paris Division {Space Division, 2008 - 2016}; SWORD {consultant, 2017-2018; agent 2019-present}

Skills: Knowledgeable in astrobiology, minor hand-to-hand combat training, trained in the use of handguns

Other: Suffers from PTSD

General Description:

Elizabeth is a “works in the grey area” type of woman. She believes that if getting your hands dirty to find the truth is the only way to get it, then she will get her hands dirty. She can be standoffish and blunt, not particularly caring if she pisses people off who are in her way. She has a hard time trusting people and is very slow to offer her help to those she does not know.

General Summary:

Born into a wealthy family, Elizabeth Warner should have lived a happy, comfortable life. That plan changed on her 18th birthday, when her parents were killed in a boating accident in the Bahamas. Completely alone, Elizabeth decided to throw herself into the workplace in an attempt to numb the loneliness she felt. Her dedication to pleasing people caught the eye of Justin Carter, who offered her a job as his assistant. She did her best to handle his day-to-day business and avoid his extremely unprofessional behavior to keep her job…and her girlfriend. However, when Justin learned of her relationship with his daughter, he sent Elizabeth away to their Paris Division, covering up any potential lawsuit by offering to pay for her schooling and a position in the new Space Division. She saw it as a way out of her boring life and took it, leaving everyone behind.

Elizabeth soon made herself known in the Astronomy world, eventually earning herself a Masters in Astrobiology and frequently giving talks about the idea of life outside of our planet. In 2011, she met Louis Dupont, a man who worked for Corper Tech’s Weapons Division. The two quickly connected and married later that year, though Elizabeth did wonder if they were moving too quickly. Their marriage was a rocky one, with Louis frequently trying to pressure Elizabeth to quit her job and her fighting to keep it. She would often be travelling to give talks and go to conferences and returning home became a nightmare to her as she knew a fight would be waiting for her.

TW: VIOLENCE, SUICIDE

In 2015, she returned to their home in Paris to find her husband extremely drunk and belligerent. They argued and when Elizabeth revealed she was leaving, he attacked her. He knocked her to the ground, fracturing her skull in the process, and attempted to stab her. Elizabeth protected herself, getting slashed across her arms multiple times as she tried to escape. He stabbed her in the leg when she knocked him off of her and she later passed out from blood loss. Believing he had killed his wife, Louis committed suicide by jumping from their balcony. When the neighbors called the police, they discovered Elizabeth’s still breathing body. She was rushed to the hospital and spent several months recovering both physically and mentally. She still suffers from PTSD due to the attack.

END OF TW

Since her attack, Elizabeth became very closed off and untrusting. She threw herself into her work once more and was soon approached by SWORD, who wanted her to consult on a strange alien item that had been discovered. She agreed and worked on them with their new project for the next year. Impressing the project lead by her dedication and no-nonsense approach to finding the facts, she recommended that Elizabeth be brought on as a full time agent. Elizabeth agreed and soon moved to Florida to continue her work.

Recently, Elizabeth returned to New York to pursue her new mission.

[blue-shaded]

This is not discourse or internet tea. This is honestly asking for advice on something.

Before I start the issue I’m stating happened 4 years ago but as the story progresses it will catch up to present.

My junior year of HS I met this guy in my science class we will call him satan (it’s my nickname for him and he knows it). Satan and I became really good friends over the course of the year and I started to like him and enjoy being around him. Homecoming came and he asked me to help him ask a girl and I thought it was going to be me...news flash it wasn’t. He was later rejected and well i offered him to join me and my friends. Soon he was a member of our friend group.

Now this is where it gets interesting, my HS had a intro to cooking class (nothing like home Ec) and whenever he made anything he would always give it to me or offer me the food they had. So I assumed he had a crush on me and stuff so I just kept waiting for him to ask me out, but he never did. Come around November he asks my friend (let’s call her Elsa ((she likes frozen))). So he asks Elsa out and she asks multiple times do you like D—- (which is me I’ll refer to myself as D) and Satan kept saying no I don’t. And they were very happy and if I’m being honest I was okay with it because I wasn’t sure of my sexuality at that point.

Come December of Junior year me and my friends have our usual Christmas party and well in my friends basement he held me because I was upset and I thought nothing of it. Come later that month I’m off in NY with my parents for a birthday weekend to meet a friend and I get a text from Satan saying “what if I left Elsa for another girl” I said “I will kill you” and then he said “that girl is you” and at the time I was flattered but I wasn’t about to break girl code so I said to Satan “don’t break up with because of me just tell her it’s not working out.” Satan didn’t do that he went to her and said “I’m sorry I’m breaking up with you for D marry christmas” and hung up the phone. Three seconds later he asked me out. I was said no maybe in a couple of months.

Come January junior year I developed a crush on this girl (now my best friend) and I asked her out and she said yes. And well he became very hostile TW/// suicide, guns, knife.

He started texting me about my dads gun and asking me to give it to him with one bullet, threatened to stab my at the time girlfriend and threatened to kill my other friends so I respectfully told the school and they were dealing with it. His parents blame me for his depression to this day.

Come end of Junior year me and my ex broke up and well he took his chances. Every month he would ask me out constantly, bring me gifts, give me food. I kept saying no.

1. Because I felt like if I was in a relationship it would be very controlling

2. He was my friends Ex and I wasn’t about to that

3. My parents would disown me and his parents would despise me

4. I Just wasn’t interested.

Now just last year my freshmen year he asked me out AGAIN after 4 years of rejection. It’s upsetting me at this point I remained his friend so he would always have someone to lean on since he has nobody. But it’s bothering me always having to say no to him because I hate upsetting people. And I don’t wanna drop him as a friend at all but I wanna be able to hang out and have fun and not have to worry about him thinking it’s more.

Just a month ago I saw him before he went off to college and he said that he was tired of seeing soulmate tik toks because his dosent like him back, called me pretty, called me beautiful and that he couldn’t look at me. I’m flattered but it comes from a different place and it makes me feel bad for him. I dont know. Plus on top of that i dont know anything about myself to even step foot into the dating pool.

I’m sorry this is long and I’m sorry if I wasted your time I just wanted to set the scene. Anyways anons? blue? What would you do if your in this situation?

My apologies for grammar and run on sentences I’m just trying to vent and get advice.

I honestly hate to see how he developed from an opportunity, into a huge ass red flag. Can he redeem himself from that? Yes, but I’ve barely seen anyone ever get over their red flags. I’m going to use my situation as an example here. My ex was the same kind of red flag at the end of our last relationship. He projected it all on me. We were in the same group of friends so we remained that way but he was horrible. I couldn’t stand being in the same room as him since he’d just gaslight everyone into thinking I was the evil being that was the red flag. I left it alone, all my friends left the situation alone. And now its better. For his depression, he needs help, serious help to get over that. I feel like right now he’s sort of, trying to convince himself that you are the solution to his mental problems and thats a lie. No one can make you better than you, yourself. Be mindful of him, support him when he needs it, but don’t join his pityparty in the sense of letting him date you. That’s not going to be good for anybody involved. The only thing you can do is be a good friend where he needs it. The 2 of you need to figure out yourself, and love yourself before you can love anyone else.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

I love schitt’s creek but I didn’t like David and I didn’t love David and Patrick. This point was hammered home for me in S6 when David didn’t even ask Patrick if he wanted to move to NY and just told him, and only decided to stay when he realized that he personally didn’t want to live there. I felt like by the end of the series, David was the only character who still wasn’t a good partner/friend. But...I’m curious about your thoughts because no one else thinks this!

i’m flattered that you want my thoughts, anon! (this became an essay so it’s behind a cut now.) i’m also potentially an excellent person for you to have asked about this, because i am an autistic and consequently self-focused person who was with an incredibly giving, supportive partner for more than a decade.

and while i definitely identify the most with stevie and twyla, david is also a lot like me in how firmly he believed he wasn’t worthy of love and wouldn’t find it, and how hard it was for him to give an inch, ever.

so what i think is that the whole family begins the show as incredibly selfish people with a lot of complexity, and by the end are wonderfully less selfish, but still flawed. 

moira learns to appreciate having ‘normal’ friends and to verbalize her love for alexis, where her affection for johnny and david has always been clear. johnny SEEMS less selfish than his wife and kids, but we see with twyla that even he takes a lot for granted. stevie is where we see him open himself up.

alexis is completely self-centered and self-protective in the beginning, and learns to take risks and prioritize others, but she doesn’t become a completely different person--she plans to go with ted, sure, but she doesn’t stop complaining the whole time the plans are underway.

and that’s why david's behavior with patrick doesn’t bother me as much. patrick has this amazing, supportive family who gave him birthday parties and worried they were horrible parents because he didn’t come out to them right away...and in response, patrick is this amazing, well-adjusted boyfriend who wants to be there for david. he expects a certain amount of effort on david’s part, but he loves david as-is; he doesn’t expect david to be like him.

so the david/patrick relationship is imbalanced, but i would argue that it’s supposed to be, just like the alexis/ted relationship was always going to be imbalanced. when one partner is more self-focused and it takes them deliberate effort to be less selfish, while the other partner is happily giving and compromising and open, it can’t be a perfectly equal relationship. 

but speaking as someone who can be as selfish as david, i firmly believe that doesn’t mean those kinds of relationships aren’t just as loving and happy, as long as both partners accept each other for who they are. and i know for a fact that some people, like patrick, fall in love with someone and want to prove to them that love is worth compromise and work and trust even if they’ve never been good at it in the past...because i know somebody like that in real life. 

even though it doesn’t come naturally to me--i had to learn how as an adult inside my first relationship--i’m capable of offering other people sympathy (like david does for stevie when her aunt dies) and of saying i was wrong (like david does with his olive branch) and worrying about someone else more than myself (like he always has with alexis in dangerous situations and like he does when he realizes patrick hasn’t come out to his parents).

i may not be GREAT at those things, but i’m better at them now than i was years ago. and david is better at them by the end of the show than he was at the beginning. when he assumes that he and patrick will get married and move away to new york, it’s not as though he had malicious intentions and didn’t care what patrick wanted. the problem was in the assuming--patrick was so often content to go along with what would make david happy, david expected he would be happy to do that this time too. 

i’m not sure i would agree that his scene with stevie is entirely about david only deciding to stay once he didn’t want to live in new york, though. imo that scene is about stevie getting david to admit why he feels like he HAS to go to new york, and thus why he would ever even consider uprooting the life he’s already built with his fiance...which isn’t therefore just a scene about what david wants. it’s stevie trying to make him understand that what he has is worth staying for, compromising for, changing the idea in his head of what his future would look like. 

and for david, that’s a huge deal. the house isn’t a place that proves david ‘won’ so he should selfishly stay in schitt’s creek because he gets to live in a cute house. the house proves he won because it’s a symbol of everything he has with patrick, of how much patrick loves him and puts him first all the time. if you look at it like that, david staying in schitt’s creek is his attempt to give something up for patrick for a change, like alexis with ted. 

and sure, it’s not a perfect analogy because ‘giving something up’ in this case means marrying the love of his life and living in his dream home...but as originally planned, alexis’s six months on an island with her boyfriend wouldn’t have been the world’s biggest sacrifice either. what matters is that both were huge steps FOR THEM. 

so, was i surprised when he tried to move patrick to new york with him out of nowhere? yes, because i thought he’d evolved a bit more than that in terms of shared communication. but it also didn’t seem out of character for him, not when david’s pre-show trauma ran so deep that it was constantly popping back up as a result. 

despite my general saltiness when it comes to the way the series ended with alexis and stevie alone, i do love david and patrick, and david in general. he was actually the first character i liked, when dan made me laugh with his delivery of the ‘bob cratchit’ line. liking him turned into loving him as soon as he declared that he didn’t want to be the victim of a hate crime. and i couldn’t be anything but all in for the ship, once patrick started aiming those hearteyes of his at david. 

if you don’t like david and can’t support david/patrick because you yourself wouldn’t ever want to be with someone like david? i get that! i really do. you could definitely argue that patrick deserves a partner less selfish and more considerate of his needs. 

but for reasons i absolutely cannot explain, as i was as baffled by it as david, sometimes people as sweet and kind as patrick fall in love with the stubborn and love-starved, and they’re willing to put in more than their fair share of the work to make a relationship last. it happens. and they can both be happy together.

tl;dr yes david is incredibly selfish but he and patrick make sense to me and i love them