#happy birthday my traumatized baby boy

[wastedlands]

I MISSED LUKE’S BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY…. he is -241

[moongreenlight]

“Realistic Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley headcanons” and then it’s just the fun police.

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

- It makes me want to scoop my fucking brain out with a spoon when people say that Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley is some shy, anxious soft boy. I really do not believe he’d need to be coddled after a nightmare or babied when he’s feeling angsty. He is fine, y’all. Please don’t call paw patrol.

He is a soldier. He’s a war criminal. He is traumatized to the point of numbness. He is fucked up and weird and insane and honestly I think that we should all let everybody have their thing.

I cannot fix him. I do not want to fix him. I can only make him worse.

- Sorry but I just cannot write him having any kind of romantic feelings toward Soap. I like writing their dynamic more brotherly.

Furthest they’ve gone is ‘locker room gay.’

Like Johnny sends him dick pics on occasion because he thinks it’s funny and it pisses Ghost off.

That being said, I do read the occasional Ghoap fic. I’m not a perfect person. Sometimes it’s just yummy delicious.

- Feel like he’s the kind of freak to intentionally go to the gym without headphones. Something about discipline. Opting to just stare at the wall in front of him while he’s doing cardio or counting repetitions of exercises.

But on the rare occasion that he does indulge himself, he has a playlist of like 5-6 songs he likes and when it ends he just goes back to silence. Divorced dad rock. Chorded headphones only.

- Doesn’t have the debilitating commitment issues as people paint him out to have. Just commitment-phobic. Obviously stems from his past. He’s got that sexy deep rooted fear of abandonment or something horrible happening to people he actually lets close to him. But he’s not completely turned off by the idea of romantic attachments or close friends, just a little hesitant to open himself up to that kind of opportunity.

Probably very cagey about romantic partners. Doesn’t want the guys to know about you. Doesn’t keep pictures of you around his bunk or anything like that. He’s worried it’ll somehow compromise your safety. Worried about you getting swept up in his work.

- Women’s rights? Or Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley? I really do think he’d love to have a partner who lets him provide *everything* for them. He just wants to serve and protect. Wants his bird to be in a gilded cage all nice and safe and reliant on him for survival.

Doesn’t even really like the idea of you going to the grocery store by yourself. Would prefer if you just stayed put and tended his home and cooked him meals and let him dote on you and provide everything you could ever need.

- Has a really strange understanding of technology. He’s fine with the newer military stuff. That’s his element. He can do electrical wiring, set up a TV, install security cameras. That’s all whatever. But a cell phone? He doesn’t give a shit enough to keep up with the new updates and all the new things you have to learn when you get a smartphone. Wishes he would have kept a flip phone.

Texts like this: [OK. See youtonight.]

MAYBE has a private Facebook with no profile picture where the only things on his wall are Price wishing him a happy birthday every year.

His camera roll is like; 97 accidental screenshots of his Lock Screen, a few pictures of him and the task force boys, the inside of his pocket (another accident), a sunrise, a few cool things he found on missions, 34 pictures of Soap and Gaz when they took his phone.

- Insufferable in the early stages of trying to date him. Little to no communication other than basically demanding you meet him somewhere. Texting or talking on the phone? Like pulling fucking teeth. You think he’d rather be dead.

It was a headache getting him to go out in the first place. Maybe you worked at a bar where the guys would come to have a drink after a long day. He’s a little stand-offish but he’s handsome and he knows how to banter well enough for you to be persuaded by a coworker to slip him your number after you complained one too many times about a shit hookup or yet another terrible first date. It takes him nearly two weeks to phone you.

“Didn’t think you’d call.”

“Didn’t think I would either.”

He takes you out once, you think he seems sort-of interested, then he doesn’t phone or text you back for three days. You get over it. A few more dates in. You can tell he’s a bit more relaxed. A bit more open. You’re less worried that you’re a terrible conversationalist. Then he goes on a month long deployment without saying anything in advance. Radio fucking silent yet again. You want to tear your hair out. When he finally gets back, he’ll text you something like [Atthat pub you like. Drinks ?] completely out of the blue. You think you may actually go insane.

- Once he’s gotten used to you, it’s like the sole purpose of his life is to be your protector even if you’ve only recently convinced yourself he may want something casual. You’re small and grab-able. He knows how nasty people can be and what think when they see you. He needs to know that you’re taken care of, kept safe from such a scary world.

So he’ll just linger around you. All the time. Standing behind you when you’re at the till at the store, staring down the cashier who was only trying to be friendly when they asked if you had any fun plans for the rest of the day. Big arms folded over his chest. Looming so largely he threatens to eclipse you without taking a single step forward. Eyes burning a hole into the poor person who hastily finishes the transaction without another word.

Walking silently next to you in the evenings after you’re both off work; close enough to brush shoulders, but that’s about it. Listening to you chirp on about your day. Occasionally offering a small grunt of acknowledgement or a few words of interjection. Always walks on the side of the path that he thinks could pose you the most immediate danger. Shielding you from what may lurk in a darkened alley or a hedge or a small thicket of trees.

Scary dog privilege, but like… for when you go to fill your car up with gas in broad daylight in a good part of town and he insists on standing out there with you. ‘Just in case’ If he even lets you out of the car in the first place.

- AND OFF THAT POINT. I think once he’s decided that he’s actually fond of you, it goes from zero to a hundred so fast it makes your head spin.

Like the last time you spoke, it was still unclear on if you were keeping things casual or not and now you’re at dinner and the waiter just asked him if the two of you wanted dessert and Simon just grunts “dunno. Ask the missus.” ??? He sucks so bad I NEED him.

- As much as I love an overly possessive and jealous Simon, I saw this tweet that said “My girlfriend can wear what she wants because she’s a hoe and I knew that before we started dating” and it changed my life.

He’s secure enough not to need to cause a scene if someone makes a pass on you in public. He understands that you’re attractive and that other people are bound to find you attractive too. (Not that he doesn’t still want to pull their fingernails out one by one, threatening them and everything they love for daring to exist near you. He’s just got better control over himself than that. King.)

He knows he’s better than any of your other options. Nobody else could keep you as safe as he could. They don’t know the world like he does. They don’t know how breakable you are. How sweet and naive you can be.

Not to say he isn’t overly jealous and possessive, he just won’t pitch a fit in public.

LIKE dragging him to the bar with your friends and he sits at the table with all of your drinks. Him watching you dancing out of the corner of his eye, seeing some prat come up and grab your ass in passing. Or a group of guys dancing with your friends getting a little *too* close to you for his liking. He doesn’t do anything while the two of you are out- not wanting to ruin your fun. But that night after you’ve gotten back to his flat (He insisted. Closer to the bar. Uber was cheaper.) and he’s tearing your miniskirt off like it’s personally offended him. He’ll be a little rougher. A little more liberal with the marks his mouth leaves on your collarbones and inner thighs. His strong hands will grab at the fat of your hips a little harder than he should- leaving bruises where his fingers dug in. He’ll lean over you while you’re split open with his length, snarling down at you. “Had everyone’s attention tonight, didn’t you, pet?“ “You like havin’ eyes on you?” “Greedy fuckin’ slag.” “Can’t appreciate what you have.” “Need a reminder of who you’ve got to impress.” Maybe he’ll take you in front of a mirror, massive hand fixed on your jaw. Jerking your face up so you have to look at yourself being ruined by him. How pretty and slutty you look when your makeup is ruined by the tears he’s fucking out of you.

- He calls you ‘bird’ or ‘pet’ more often than anything else. A little on the nose for how he treats you. Like you’re some small, frail thing that can’t go a day without him. Stripped of your natural survival instincts and instead leaning on him for support and comfort and food and shelter. Just how he likes it.

GOD he’s a fucking freak. Gross and mean and fucked in the head. Makes my stomach hurt. I hate him. I wish I was schizophrenic so I could vividly hallucinate him.

[partiallysame]

crying c’mere so i can smooch your brain 😭😚 my day has been absolute dogshit but freaky slut!simon and poly!141 made me smile

(mini rant: had a menty b in front of my cardiologist that was so bad the entire staff took turns to check on me while i tried to calm down, ptsd from a highly traumatic experience a couple of weeks ago has left me needing medication to sleep bc the american healthcare system is a fucking joke, insurance is fighting me on therapy, and i’m too poor to be mentally ill. oh and i now have to drop about $400 to fix my car 😁 happy birthday to me!!! 🥳)

anyways…back to our regularly scheduled program

johnny turns into fucking bill nye trying to figure out what fruits change the taste of your pussy, which (if any) make you wetter, how the taste changes, etc. he compares notes on what you normally taste like with simon (simon acts annoyed but he has very thorough notes on what you taste like at any given moment including right before and after your period) and use that as his base for his experimenting. he’s squeezing fruit juice in your water, feeding you fruit salad made only with the freshest fruits, the whole nine yards

telling the guys you don’t wear underwear at home kinda short circuits their brains. johnny definitely cums in his pants, kyle is hard thinking about you getting horny at home and your pussy leaking a visible trail down your thighs, out of all the missions and near death experiences he’s had price thinks he’s never been closer to having a heart attack than now hearing those words leave your mouth, and simon is already figuring out the logistics of moving into your place vs just getting a bigger place (he knows you’ll need the space with four big horny men constantly over)

and you? well you’re on cloud fucking nine bc no matter what kink you ask the guys to try they’re always down, no judgement whatsoever. tie you up and take turns? god it felt like the rotation never ended. by the end of it you couldn’t even recall your own name. free use? yeah thank god you don’t wear underwear at home bc those men where fucking you wherever and whenever they felt like it. dp? you swear you were speaking in a completely different language with how stuffed full you were. simon and kyle’s freaky asses took pics of your gaping holes like they just discovered a long lost treasure (note: oop we’ve come full circle with the ghostgaz dp 🤪)

Noooo I’m so sorry to hear about all that. Giving me a stress rash just thinking about it honestly. Sending you big money vibes and fuck the insurance people sending them death vibes

I just know Johnny is looking up aphrodisiac foods too trying to get your body jump started anyway he can. He’s also making a list of all the mundane things the boys do that turn you on. And comparing those notes with Simon too. Taking his shirt off by the back of the neck ok sure. Backing up the car?? Really?? Yes.

Price is reasoning with Simon about whether or not he can put a baby in you bc he needs that “she’s ln birth control cap” “that was not my question Riley”

After the first few kinks you’re making your own list of new things to try and what stuff has been your favorite. Randomly sending them a porn video to recreate and it’s been the sluttiest nastiest group chat they have ever been apart of.

Dp was made for Simon and Kyle. Truly. Whenever one of them is fucking you, you’re reaching out for the other to come help. And the two Johns are mad about it bc why not them too???

[gutsluttsbelly]

hey guys.. i want to make a post to explain what i came home to yesterday and what is going to have to follow today.. as some sort of therapy? idek but you guys are always really supportive and make me feel better and i cant talk to anyone face to face right now about what happened..

TW talk of my dead animals and violence

so yesterday i got home after being out with one of my friends, celebrating my birthday and came downstairs which is where my room was.. and she didn’t come up to greet me and that is not normal.. she’s obsessed with me. i started calling her and looking around the basement and i found her… behind the couch.. and ran over to her and i saw what happened to her and i knew immediately…

sabrina was the newest edition to my home.. i also have two other fully grown cats and one who is special needs… he was the one that attacked her… and i can’t even look at him right now idk if that is horrible to say but what he did to my tiny baby…… was so brutal… and i am traumatized finding her like that.. he has a history of violence but had been doing better in my new house this past year so i figured getting a kitten would be just fine. they were all so good together i never in my life could’ve imagined something like this would happen.. and now i have to have him euthanized today… and while yes i am.. disgusted with him right now he was my first baby… and so close to my heart because of his special needs i knew id be the person to give him a relaxing and happy life and i tried so hard to and now he’s done something like this.. so i know i cant bring him to a shelter and have another family take him in and then he hurts another pet or person (he has a history hurting people too) so i have to lose two of my cats in 24 hours.. one in a fashion i will absolutely never recover from.. seeing her like that.. my little baby.. and the other, my first baby and a boy i have loved for years now.. i’m so heartbroken right now

[mrsparrasblog]

Loser Simon

Tw: he is really pathetic, choking, stalking, masturbation, unprotected sex, baby trapping, micro penis,

A/N: credits to @dumbbitchgalore got inspired by her Pathetic Price fic

The light flickered in the dirty bathroom stall of the pub he went to after Price said they needed to celebrate their win. Well, it was his win; the others were just there. He had every reason to be cocky today. He was a handsome bloke with big muscles and perfect at his job. So when that bird approached him at the pub, which Johnny had eyed for hours, he thought, "Fuck it," and went with her into the dirty pub toilet.

His self-confidence struck again, too high. He should know by now what was about to happen when she removed his jeans, revealing his small member in contrast to his big size. Most of the time, the women or men started to laugh at him before they left. Some hoped he was a grower—he wasn’t. The worst was when a woman finally managed not to laugh, and he came in her face before she even put her lips on him. To a certain degree, he knew he was pathetic, but his confidence always got in his way, so he tried again and again, with the same result.

His sloppy lips licked hers, eager for her to grant his long tongue entrance. His big hands massaged the soft flesh of her ass before she went down on her knees, fighting with his belt. She was so eager, expecting the biggest dick she had ever seen from the 6’4" man. Unfortunately for Simon, she started to laugh when she saw his tiny package standing proud and already leaking precum like a faucet. "That's a joke," she said and just didn’t stop laughing at him, making him lose his cool. He wrapped his calloused hands around her delicate throat. He knew he wouldn’t kill her—he wasn’t a psychopath, after all. "If you tell anyone, I’ll fucking kill you," he threatened. Her laughing stopped and turned to an expression of pure fear as she nodded to keep his small secret.

"That was fast, mate," Gaz mentioned as Ghost returned to their booth.

"That bird was into crazy shit, and I don’t dip my dick in crazy," he replied, getting an approving nod from Price and Gaz, who had their fair share of crazy women over the years. But only Johnny raised his brow suspiciously. He always knew something was wrong with the Lt's sex life—not that he minded, but it was suspicious.

Price didn’t flirt with birds since he was still obsessed with his ex-wife, comparing every woman to Mrs. Price, who he cheated on in a moment of weakness. Kyle didn’t flirt with the girls or boys in the pub since he had a friends-with-benefits thing with you, the most beautiful nurse on base. Poor Kyle fell for you in that act. He himself flirted with every above-average attractive lad or lass who went into the pub, but Ghost—he never had a girl at home, and all the girls he took with him for fun returned minutes later with a traumatized look on their faces. Johnny was pretty sure the Lt was into some kinky stuff or was one of those guys who busted their load way too fast. He just knew something was wrong.

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He had half a mind to go to the brothel for his birthday to finally get over his fucking virginity. They were paid to do it, so they wouldn’t turn him down or laugh at him. His plans changed quickly when he saw you in front of his barrack, holding a cupcake with a candle in it, telling him "Happy Birthday" with that beautiful smile of yours. He really wanted to say thank you, but instead, he just looked at you and grumbled. You tried to lighten the mood by telling him you baked it yourself and that it was red velvet.

"How do you know I like red velvet?"

"You always choose red velvet over any other flavor when there are cookies in the mess hall," your eyes still shined as you held the delicious treat under his nose. He grabbed it without even saying a simple thank you and closed the door. Well, Kyle told you, you shouldn’t bring him something for his birthday. The Lt was weird and mean, was all he said. You should be happy if he didn’t spit in your face after trying your treats.

Kyle’s warning was fair. You shouldn’t have baked for the Lt—not because of his rude gestures. You just should never feed a stray dog, or it gets attached to you. And having that big broody Lieutenant attached to you was a death sentence you weren’t prepared for.

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Ghost knew he wasn’t a particularly good human, never was, and never would be. But right now, he felt like the worst human alive. Ever since you gave him that sweet treat, he was obsessed with you. It started innocently—he wanted to find out your name, your dislikes, your friends. It went a bit too far when he knew your blood type, bra size, and social security number. But that happens, okay? You need to forgive him for being so eager. It’s romantic, after all—or at least, that’s what he told himself.

But now he stood in your room while you were roaming around the base, his small dick in one hand and a pair of your used panties he nicked from the laundry bin in the other. The images of you weren’t enough anymore. He needed the real thing—needed to smell and taste you, finally make you his.

Your panties smelled so good to him. All thoughts of getting a prostitute flushed away. You’d be the one to take his virginity. You’re way too sweet to laugh at him. You’ll take him and love him—all his selfishness, the killing—you won’t care. You will love him just like he loves you.

Something was different. Your friends called you paranoid, but you couldn’t be. For a month, no guy hit on you, Kyle broke off your fuck buddy arrangement—god, you missed his dick—no CO yelled at you, you lost at least 20 pairs of your panties. Your pillow smelled weirdly no matter how often you washed it or even replaced it. Your shampoos and perfumes went empty. You were probably going crazy. Your friends were right.

You were already putting on your pajamas when the door rang. To your surprise, the Lieutenant stood in front of you. "We’re going on a date."

"Uh, how about you ask me first?" you argued. It wasn’t as if you didn’t want to—everyone around the base had a crush on him, and you kind of did too. But still, he could have asked.

He didn’t even answer and gave you a big bag. "In 30 minutes outside."

You went inside and opened the bag. To say you were shocked was an understatement of the year. Inside the bag was the black dress you eyed in the mall a month ago in your size, the YSL heels you pinned on Pinterest, and even a set of Victoria's Secret underwear. How did he know all this stuff? Maybe Kyle told him your size, you thought. And who are you to complain about free YSL heels?

The date was interesting. Simon—how you should call him from now on—didn’t talk much, but he was a good listener. He looked even hotter without the mask and paid for the bill without even a blink. If he had talked, it would have been the best date of your life.

Back at the base, he pushed you against the wall, claiming your mouth as his. Everything about him was big and clumsy. You tried to teach him that your nipples weren’t a trigger on a gun, and he was at least eager to learn—that’s more than you’d expect from most of your Tinder dates.

You were surprised when you pulled his dick out from his pants, and he wasn’t as big as everyone thought he would be. But hey, that’s okay. At least it wouldn’t hurt, you thought, as you slowly glided your cunt on his leaking cock. The sounds Simon made were heavenly—he didn’t hold back like other men. He was moaning and whimpering while you bounced on his dick, his heavy balls slapping against your ass.

His thick fingers drew circles around your clit, pulling moans from you. He was so attentive, focusing on your needs, and fuck, everything his dick lacked, his fingers could give you.

"Oh God, Simon," you whimpered as he increased the speed of his thick digits circling your pearl like no one ever did before. Making you cum wasn’t a side quest for him—it was everything that mattered right now.

"So good for me, Babygirl. Fuck, show me how much you love being filled out by me." Your cunt started to clench around him when he used that commanding voice on you. It didn’t take much for Simon to finally bust his load inside of you, heavy balls being emptied as you milked him for all he was worth.

"I love you, Babygirl," was all he muttered. You would have run away if you weren’t in an orgasmic bliss.

He was incredibly proud of himself for how long he lasted, and that you didn’t notice how he came in his pants after you kissed him for the first time. That could happen, okay?

Simon caressed your hair while you lay on top of his strong body. He was 1000% sure that he was going to marry you. You took his dick without laughing, and you’re so sweet. He should teach you to get rid of your naivety tho. Having sex without condoms on the first date—really, sweetheart? As if your sugar pills could prevent him from knocking you up.

[buccini555]

𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬: "𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲"

˖ ࣪⭑You invited all your friends to your birthday party but only they came

♡ᵎ H e a d c a n o n s

𓂃 𓈒𓏸 ♡ 𝑭𝒕. Kazutora Hanemiya, Izana Kurokawa, Kakucho Hitto, Inui Seishu, Kokonoi Hajime, Sanzu Haruchiyo, Ran Haitani and Rindou Haitani

𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝.𝟷 | 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝.𝟸

·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙ 𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚

Kazutora never cared about commemorative dates, despite that, your birthday was really special to him, for that reason, he would never miss your party.

The boy arrived a little later, realizing that no one had shown up at the place, as soon as he saw you sitting alone and crying compulsively, he felt terrible for not being able to do anything other than stay by your side.

"Hey? Don't cry.... I'm here for you, they don't deserve your tears." He wouldn't know very well how to act or what to say to comfort you, even so, Kazutora would remain by your side trying hard not to ruin you birthday complete.

"Happy birthday, let's not let those fuckers ruin your day." Kazutora would celebrate next to you, after that, he would definitely take you for a walk to distract you.

𝐈𝐳𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 ·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙

Izana would wait to buy the flowers he intended to give you at the last minute so they wouldn't wither, so he would end up being late, but as soon as he arrived a few minutes after the start of you party, the platinum hair boy realized that there was absolutely no one in the place and as soon as he saw you crying, he realized that none of the your friends had shown up.

"Who do those disgusting people think they are to make my sweet girl cry on her birthday? As soon as I make sure you're better, I'll wipe out everyone's race." Izana would give you the flowers and your gift, hugging you right after, he definitely wouldn't leave it cheap, however, at that moment, Izana's only real concern would be you.

In order not to let your party go unnoticed, he would celebrate with you, being affectionate like he had never been before and making you have fun until you forgot your fucking fake friends.

·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨

Kakucho would be the first to arrive at your birthday, showering you with gifts and kisses on your cheeks, as excited as he was for your presence, he couldn't help but notice that no one was arriving at your party.

"I'm so sorry those fucking idiots didn't come..." Kakucho would hug you immediately, then, holding your face and wiping off your tear-smeared makeup, he would say.

The tallest one definitely wouldn't allow them to ruin your day, so he kept you company and comforted you until you were excited again to celebrate.

"I would never let anyone ruin your birthday, my sweetheart, in fact, you look so cute eating your vanilla cake!" He would say with a smile on his face as he watched you closely, making sure that at least you were having enough fun to forget about those people.

𝐈𝐧𝐮𝐢 𝐒𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐮·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙

"Where are the rest of the guests? Wait... They didn't come? Fuck-... I'm so sorry, baby" Upon seeing your empty house, he would immediately question it, but soon Inui would realize that everyone refused to go to your party when you hugged him with tears in your eyes and smeared makeup.

"I'm sorry, we won't let them ruin such an important date, my princess." Inupi would leave your gift aside and hug you until you stopped crying, he felt bad that they ruined your birthday, so he promised himself not to make that date traumatic for you.

"You don't need those fake friends, we're fine celebrating alone, at least I'll try my best to make up for the absence of those fuckers." The blonde would be as loving as possible to cheer you up, you would share the cake and stay together talking throughout the night.

·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙𝐊𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞

Kokonoi is extremely punctual to his schedule, for this reason, he would be the first to be on your birthday, but, when he realized that he was the only one to answer your invitation, his heart broke instantly.

"I'm sorry they didn't come, my lovely baby..." He would say seeing you crying over the party decorations, Kokonoi would hug you and slowly calm you down even though he was so distressed to see you breaking down in tears.

"How about we go celebrate your birthday somewhere else? At the mall! I promise to let you buy whatever you want." Koko would take you shopping, allowing you to spend as much money as you wanted.

"Let's make those ridiculous people regret trying to ruin your birthday." He would state as he showered you with kisses on your face.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙

Haruchiyo would be the first to arrive at your party, as time passed, he realized that no one else would show up and began to notice how much it had broken your heart.

"Hey, don't mind them... Let's enjoy your birthday together, okay?" He would say while hugging you, Sanzu would try to keep you as distracted as possiblepossible, being affectionate and trying to cheer you up.

You would sit together and eat all that cake and other food alone while Haruchiyo would tell you random things about his life to make you smile.

"...I don't know how these bastards could do this to someone as kind as you, but it doesn't matter, I'm here just for you." Sanzu would say as you wiped the whipped strawberry cream off your cheeks.

·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢

Ran ended up oversleeping and was late, when he realized your party and saw your gift on the bedside table, he immediately got ready and went to your house.

"I was late but I'm here, baby." Ran would say, without noticing the empty environment, the taller boy only realized that no one had come to your party when you hugged him, crying and thanking him for coming.

"Of course I would come! Do you really think I would miss your party? No fucking way." He felt terrible that no one came, but since he was the only one at that party, he will try his best to give you a good birthday.

"At least there's more cake left for us, don't you think?" Ran would remain by your side, comforting you, to definitely cheer you up, during the night he would throw a huge party at his house together with Rindou.

𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢·̩͙ ₊ ᨦ ♡ ᨩ ໋₊ ·̩͙

"...Did I arrive too early?" Rindou would question as soon as you opened the door and hugged him with tears in your eyes, at that moment, he would realize that no one came to your party.

"No one came, right? What disgusting people..." He would be embarrassed and mortally angry at the same time, but at least he felt obliged to cheer you up at all costs.

Rindou would give you your gift and comfort you, even though he wasn't the best at it, he intended not to ruin your birthday for good, being as affectionate as possible.

"We don't need those fuckers to celebrate your birthday, don't you think? We'll celebrate much better alone." He would definitely make sure to give you the best party ever, you would be together eating every last piece of cake and listening to music together all night.

[that-one-unhinged-dadvid-blog]

David apprecation post!

As per birthday rules, I must make an appreciation post about David! Who is objectively best boy!

Guys, shut up, SHUT UP! He is so adorable, I absolutely love how happy he looks, and even though Max looks like he wants to die, he doesn't even try to pull away from the hug

The head tilt is so fucking cute and wholesome, I love this baby boy so much

Guys shut up...SHUT UP! He's so adorable when he blushes, my sweet baby boy, I love him very much

My poor baby boy is traumatized, he needs therapy STAT!

SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND!

We love ourselves a supportive dad!

Ok but being able to get through to Max is such a huge achievement, proof that he truly is best boy and deserves all the love in the world! (Also Max's genuine smile is fucking adorable, but this is a DAVID appreciation post! NOT a Max appreciation post...that's for Max's birthday...and uh I don't know when that is but STILL! We're focusing on Davey rn, Max later)

Anyway, happy birthday Davey! We love you very much and you are the best!

[generalllimaginesss]

jackhughes

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jackhughes I’ve never been one for sappy posts, but this past year with this little one has been heaven on earth. I’ve heard so many parents complain about lack of sleep, crying, and so many other things, but how can you complain when there’s something so innocent looking at you like this angel looks at us? I’d do this over a million times if it meant you stay this little forever. Happy first birthday. Always and forever going to be my little girl.

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lhughes_06 Thanks for making me the favorite uncle, bro.

_quinnhughes You’re not the favorite.

lhughes_06 Oh my bad, I’ve never heard her say your name so I thought she just didnt know you existed🫢

_quinnhughes she’s one. How tf is she supposed to say a “q” when she’s one?? I wasn’t the one that was 2 days late to the birth because of “plans that you couldn’t get out of.” 🫢

jackhughes if Quinn didn’t live in the middle of nowhere Canada he’d be the favorite by a long shot🫢

elblue6 I could not have chose a better daughter-in-love or granddaughter for my sweet boy. Nonna and Poppa love all three of you beyond words! Also, is my little angel walking yet?

y/nhughes We love you more! She’s not quite able to walk on her own yet, but Jack is making sure she learns to skate before she walks😉

elblue6 I expected nothing less coming from him lol!

trevorzegras it’s cute watching Quinn and Luke argue over who the favorite uncle is when I’m holding her right now. She may not be able to say my name, but she sure as hell cries when I’m not holding her 🫢

_quinnhughes you traumatize her so much when you hold her that she has to let it out when you’re not.

lhughes_06 she probably has ptsd from looking at your face

trevorzegras anyways, happy birthday to my sidekick. Can’t wait to piss your mom and dad off together when you’re older🫶

nicohischier the best thing to come from a Hughes brother. Happy birthday, love!

jackhughes that was a very unnecessary backhanded compliment, Nico.

lhughes_06 I once brought you brownies to practice. I’m hurt.

nicohischier You’re brownies were burnt.

_quinnhughes are you comparing our niece to burnt brownies Luke?

lhughes_06 Quinn, you’re irrelevant.

colecaufield since everybody else ruined your sappy post…Buddy you’re the best dad. She’s absolutely perfect, just like her mom.

trevorzegras I’m deceased

jackhughes I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not Zegras’s bitch

jackhughes sorry I meant caddy. Damn autocorrect.

y/nhughes love you coley!

jackhughes really y/n?

_alexturcotte happy birthday to my favorite baby. make another one so I can have 2 favorites.

jackhughes gotta talk to y/n about that. If it were up to me we’d have 12.

y/nhughes you can have all the babies you want when you push them out :)

y/nhughes our beautiful little family. You both make life so precious.

jackhughes we would be lost without Mama💜

y/nhughes

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y/nhughes On the left was our first day home, and on the right is you just now. They weren’t lying when they said time is a thief. I went through the worst pain in my life bringing you into this word, little girl, but you made me forget about it the second I heard your first cry. Happy first birthday, angel. Mama and Dada love you infinitely times one hundred.

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nhl Happy birthday Baby Hughes!

fanuser1 she’s so perfect. So happy for the Hughes family! Happy birthday!

_quinnhughes Uncle Q’s favorite girl. Happy birthday!

_alexturcotte The sweetest little family. Now add more. ps happy birthday beautiful.

y/nhughes We love you, Turcs! Our favorite babysitter😉

_alexturcotte the true favorite uncle doesn’t have to brag about it🤷‍♂️

fanuser2 I didn’t like y/n at first, but she’s grown on me.

jackhughes same tbh

y/nhughes Jack I stg if you don’t shut up…

bff.user you may have a lot of boys arguing about the favorite uncle, but I’m secure in knowing I’m the best aunt😙

trevorzegras we can be the aunt and uncle power couple😛

bff.user @jackhughes put your friend on a leash

jackhughes I’ll put a muzzle on him while I’m at it.

trevorzegras you all love me ;)

jackhughes unfortunately

elblue6

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elblue6 Happy birthday to Nonna and Poppa’s favorite girl! You’re little heart is too good for this world, but we are so blessed for you to share it with us. You look so much like your mama, but you act just like your dada! (I’m saying a prayer for your mom). We can not wait to celebrate you this weekend! With love, Nonna and Poppa.

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[foreverisntenough]

Forever Isn't Enough Favorites

Welcome to my deep dive into favorite Trent lore. No order, no reason... just the ones that live in my head rent free!

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Videos

Love a sticky toffee pudding - baby boy T being cute and happy at home from Ruby's docu-short on YT.

That Scouse Accent - Scouser in our team comes out in full force after Fulham last year.

Mildly traumatizing, yes but equally endearing- Trent Alexander Arnold to a T, ladies and gentlemen.

Baby boy‘s birthday - rapping at petrol station before the ig handle was even changed.

2017 Young Player of The Year - My Shayla

Mum I’m on the phone - Dianne interrupting Trent’s video call

Doing the most 🤫😋- Whatever this goal celebration was

Klopp was literally his dad - Tears ngl

Beta Squad Classic - Hitting the cross bar with ease

Video evidence of Trent being a big baby - PR goes out the window.

2020 Trent - hun, being a better swimmer than you can't be that hard, please.

Spanish Grand Prix Trent - He didn't give a fuck and he looked good doing it.

Overly Competitive - A fraction of the video evidence the country has of Trent acting like this

2018 T Lore was Insane - That ENG squad was dangerous. And boy oh boy did have repercussions.

Local Lad On Another Level - In the LFC fans at an away game.

Sassy Trent Face Comp - So dramatic So unnecessary

RBF Trent- Explaining he actually does enjoy life despite his resting bitch face lol

Carrying gum around fine shyt - That first clip sends me

Crying over these edits - I can't even articulate the way these videos make my chest feel like...

What my type is - edit: was

Oh... Okay - I can't handle these tiktoks. Make it stop.

And it’s begun… - These edits make me sick. Like my chest aches.

Bring him back to me! - 😭😭😭 I would pay so much money to experience '22-'23 again...

Genuinely delusional - He actually has lost the plot

Miscellaneous

Mustache Trent if you get it you get it.

Baby's Ears Sweetest boy 🥺🥺🥺

Trent's Dogs -for an anon who asked!

[emmy-dekarios-bg3]

Heart of the Weave: Part 3

Chapter 34 - something wholesome. ❤️‍🔥

On the walk toward the town square, I notice Halsin holding Fanden's hand as we explore the beauty of the city. My brother has Onyx snuggled in a baby wrap against his chest, and I try to take a peek at Fanden’s face without him noticing. I manage to succeed for half a second, seeing a smile and rosy cheeks from blushing so hard. He then catches me staring, so I turn the other way immediately and Gale seems rather puzzled at my shenanigans. 

  “Whatcha looking at, baby sister?” he asks with a teasing tone in his voice. 

  “I, uh… Ahem… Okay, fine. I’m just glad to see you so happy. That's all.” Fanden smiles but doesn't say a word, though I could tell he really wanted to say something. Did I stump him with my kind words?

   The festival was even better than I had originally imagined. I got to show Jenevelle and Aelric some animals, which Aelric heavily enjoyed but Jenevelle was a little freaked out. She did seem rather interested in the exotic birds though; must've been the bright colors!

  When we sat down for the live music, Aelric had his gaze focused on the bards on stage nonstop; his fascination was absolutely adorable. 

   “Once that boy is walking, he's going to be stealing your instruments,” Shadowheart told me, admiring my little guy. “He is so tuned in to the music.” She’s right; Aelric has no other interest in the world right now other than the sight of instruments. I couldn't help but stare down at Jenevelle, who looks beyond content and even flashing a gummy smile, and wonder what her interests would be if she could grow up. Would she be a bard? A wizard? Would she inherit my grandmother’s sorceress gifts like Neeve did?

I stroke my baby girl’s cheek, smiling down at her precious face as her gaze stays locked on mine.

“Mommy's pretty girl,” I murmur, thinking no one could hear me. “I know you'll never grow up and discover what you're passionate about. But you're still so special, so precious, so gentle.” I lean down to kiss the top of Jenevelle’s head, observing the heavy eyes that become ever-so sleepy. 

I look up, and all eyes are on me; I didn't think I was loud at all, but alright. 

“My beautiful daughter, you're such a good mother,” my mother, who sits directly behind me,  comments with the most sincere voice. 

“I didn't think anyone could hear me.” I hold Jenevelle against my chest, feeling her slumber peacefully. It's definitely her nap time. 

“Of course we could. But don't be ashamed of it, princess.” She's sitting in between both of my brothers, and leans in to kiss the top of their heads in a comforting manner. I cast detect thoughts without her noticing, and her thoughts said:

I wish I could have raised these boys. Fanden wouldn't have had such a traumatizing childhood, and he would've grown up with Therran. I'm so glad I have this opportunity to be their mother. 

 “Also, my sweet boys. I don't know if I tell you this enough, but I love you both so much. I have to meet your father at home, but… I just wanted you both to know, you're so special to me. I'll see you all tomorrow.”  Therran and Fanden are both speechless, but their facial expressions show that they're beyond happy at my mother's words. I wonder what life would have been like if I grew up with my siblings and knew them as a child?

“We love you too, mum,” they both say in unison after a moment, thrilled with the overwhelming amount of adoration. With Therran losing his adoptive mother and Fanden never having a caring mother growing up, it's nice to see them both so cherished. 

Gale and I make it home later that afternoon after a long day with our friends and family, which was much needed. After giving the babies a bath, feeding them, and putting them to bed, we finally have a chance to enjoy each other’s company before my birthday party tomorrow. I made sure to give the babies extra love and attention, and even read them both a bed time story since they'll be staying the night with my parents tomorrow.

 We just finished a hearty meal that Gale cooked up for me, and I am just about ready to soak in the tub and go to sleep. As I strip myself out of my clothing, Gale places his hands on my naked torso. 

“Now, baby. I need you to meet us at Blackstaff tomorrow morning a little after you wake up. I'll be bringing the babies over to your parents after I get up, and then head that way immediately so I can get everything set up. So once you get out of bed, find your favorite outfit, and I will see you tomorrow right before lunch time. You probably won't see me when you wake, but I promise you, it will be worth it.” He's trying to hide the excitement and it shows. Gale trying to contain excitement is like trying to contain a displacer beast from devouring a crowd of people. 

“It will be such a bummer not waking up by your side,” I mumble under my breath, but then take a deep breath. “I'll take your word for it. I look forward to tomorrow, professor.” I wrap my arms around his neck, kissing him tenderly before I head into the bathtub. His hands touch my bare arse, gently squeezing it as our lips continue to touch. 

 “Go enjoy your bath, I'll see you in bed.” 

  An entire night under the blankets with Gale is so comforting, but I find it rather difficult to fall asleep. I think I'm too excited for tomorrow, but I also feel weird having an entire party dedicated to me. I have this overwhelming urge to throw everyone a huge party in return, and I'll make sure to go all out. I should be turning fifty, but I'll be forever frozen at the solid age of thirty. It's still so strange to me!

 Morning arrives at last, and Gale was right: I wouldn't wake up in time to catch him before he left. I do recall him kissing my lips in the very early dawn, but I was too asleep to even attempt to open my eyes. I stretch, gazing out the glass window where the sun meets the growing grass and birds sit by the windowsill. I hop out of bed with a sudden burst of energy and rush to get my cutest bard outfit on: my pastel blue long-sleeved shirt, where the sleeves are laced with a floral design, my off-white corset to wear around my torso, and tight gray pants. He said to pick my favorite outfit. 

I groan, angry at myself because I feel like I'm too underdressed, so I choose the next best outfit: my yellow dress that touches my ankles, wrapped with a brown corset in the torso area. The sleeves are short and touch my shoulders, but it looks ever so lovely! This should do it.  I take a deep breath as I stare at myself in the mirror, then as I head out the door, I notice some freshly baked cherry danishes in a basket for me. 

From: 

Gale, Jenevelle, Neeve, and Aelric

We love you, Mommy. Happy birthday!

Fuck, I'm already sobbing and I haven't even left the house. I snag a couple danishes  as I leave the house, shoving them in my mouth with no shame at all…then I notice another basket on the door mat. This one had my mother’s homemade blueberry muffins.

Happy Birthday Sweet Baby, 

We love you! 

Love, 

Mom, Dad (I love you more), Therran (shut up dad), and Fanden (I'm the last one to write my name so I get the last laugh, I love you the most princess!)

Well, here come more waterworks, as if I fucking need that. Then again, this smile on my face won’t go away so that's a good sign. My previous birthdays were all so wonderful, but this one might be the best yet. Though I don't actually age, birthdays are always worth celebrating!

When I finally make it to Waterdeep, I notice the Academy is decorated with various carnations, my favorite flower. Okay, I know the tears are about to get REAL. I take a deep breath and approach the building, feeling my chest get heavy with nervousness. I open the door, and so many people have their eyes locked on me. 

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” Everyone shouts, and I'm fighting so hard to not cry, causing me to make some rather unusual facial expressions. I walk down the aisle, noticing carnation petals down the velvet carpet. Everyone’s eyes are on me as I slowly tread, trying to make sure I don't fall flat on my face due to the nervousness.  At the end of the carpet, where there is a giant cake on the table that's almost as tall as me, stands Gale. He approaches me, taking my hands within his as he smiles so admirably at my face. He brushes a couple strands of my thick chocolate hair behind my ear, then leans in to give me a heart-stopping kiss that triggers goosebumps across my body. 

“Happy birthday, pretty girl. I love you.” 

[starmocha]

I WAS GOING TO MENTION HIS HANDS IN THE ASK BUT FORGOT

he's a giant. his hands are so big. you can climb that man like you'd climb a tree and I doubt he'd even feel it.

his baby boy literally fiting in the palm of his hand must make him speechless. him being so careful, so cautious, so precise in the way he handles the baby...and, like, he's held babies before but this time it's so different, that's his baby, he's this baby's father.

and I keep thinking back to the first chapter of the conception fic and how much he wanted this baby with the woman he's loved since forever. keep thinking about the happiness he felt when he saw mc being giddy over that baby girl and the utter joy he must've felt when mc told him she was ready to have kids. the man was so over the moon that he didn't even stop to get some desserts, he went straight home. just recently in the main story we saw him getting cake before putting himself in dangerous situations (talking about the research and not dawnbreaker). he wanted to start trying and he wanted to start now.

and for him to have this tiny little human so safe in arms on father's day 😭😭😭😭😭

lmao poor mc can't catch a break. I can see her freaking out but zayne reassuring her the baby was fine and after soothing her worries, can see them trying to índuce labor with the mild stuff/tricks and then oh dear, look at that, there's only one option to try out now and it's sex lol

btw, you having an epiphany in the middle of the night that snowdrop could be conceived during zayne's birthday is both hilarious and endearing.

i think the entire way every little thing alligned for this entire thing to happen was so cool. it started with those asks you answered, then I think you joked about snowdrop being conceived during a brat taming session and then everybody here was like YES PLS WE AGREE

speaking of hilarious, the comments section under caleb's bday pv was making my day. some girlies were like "but why NO RETURN?" and then another would follow with: "right? I hope nothing bad happens 🙏🏻" until one explained it was because they were crossing a huge line with that kiss and there'd be no going back after that

and I was laughing because we're literally so traumatized by caleb either exploding or injuring himself because he had to forcefully land his spacecraft and by that I mean literally crashing somewhere that the worry about something bad happening to him on his own freaking birthday is surreal 😂😂😂

and now i'm gonna go to bed thinking about zayne, his wolf cut hair and his tiny baby being cradled by him with all the care in the world 🥹🥹🥹

This is the exact level of suffering I've been enduring with imagining Zayne with his brand new baby during his first father's day. Just... the size difference. Brand new baby smell. The newness of everything and processing that he's a father now. And this is his baby.

oh my god why am I so pathetic for a fictional man I call Snookums

LMAOO I PROMISE YOU IDK HOW THAT EPIPHANY HAPPENED 😭😭 but next thing I knew it was almost 3:30am and my phone was in my hands and I was reading articles and posts detailing the perfect period to try for a baby if you want to conceive a child with a specific star sign................................................................. orz orz orz orz orz

The universe wanted this fic and the Snowdrop Universe to happen 😌🫠

[emilybahu]

My Thoughts While Watching 8x01 of 9-1-1:

(Literally no one asked for this and it’s so late, but whatever… I had fun spending an hour and a half watching a 43 minute tv show episode to share my thoughts 🤷‍♀️)

1. Oh this poor man just bought his new plane then he gets caught in a beenado… what did he do to deserve that?

2. Oh crap oh crap! He about to crash!!

3. God damn Gerrard… I hate him with every fiber of my being😠

4. EDDIE I love you, I love you, I love you! But now that Gerrard said he likes the mustache it’s gotta go…

5. BUCK’S CRULS ARE FREE!!! Omg I just love him so much he’s so pretty!

6. Also, Gerrard 🙄🙄🙄

7. 3 MONTHS AGO! Not much of a time jump my ass! LIARS!

8. Who are you Gerrard? Donald Trump? Building a fence (wall)…

9. ATHENA! Hey queen! Oh wait, they making you transport the man who killed your fiancé… yikes 😬

10. He requested her!?

11. Buck… BUCK! What are you doing!? Get away from the ledge!

12. “Don’t jump!” “Why not?” 😀 Buck you know perfectly well why we don’t want you to jump, and it has nothing to do with the quote below.

13. “Gerrard would just make us clean you up off the sidewalk.” This line is hilarious and so not hilarious at the same time!

14. My poor baby boy! Buck come here let me give you a hug!

15. Chimney making fun of Eddie’s mustache 😂

16. Bobby the technical advisor 🤭

17. It’s so funny that there’s a show within the show!

18. Poor Bobby, like it is partially his fault that he’s not at the 118 right now, but you can tell he misses his team 🥺

19. Oh this kid, I love her already! And fair question Mom, what exactly does she mean by “hooking up”?

20. OH NO THE BEEEESSSS!!!

21. Yesss Buck and his fun facts! I love it!

22. Ugh 😑 Gerrard, that’s rude, our favs at the 118 are beautiful! You’re just salty because you’re old and ugly and no one likes you.

23. I’m sorry like half of this is gonna be me complaining about Gerrard… he’s so rude though! How dare he yell at Josh like that, for something he can’t control.

24. No, no, no! The bees got in!

25. No, no, nope! ABSOLUTELY NOT! The bees fucking went down the second driver’s throat!? I’d be outta there in a second!

26. Why did you smack the bee!? Aahhhhhh no!

27. Thank god the girl is okay! Oh damn, of course the mom gets stung too!

28. “Why do I taste honey?” SIR?!

29. Oh god no!

30. This poor kid, this has got to be so incredibly traumatic, she had to give her own mother an EpiPen.

31. God I’m sorry, I just love Buck so much! That little smile when the bee landed on his finger! ☺️

32. Good lord here I go again… what the hell Gerrard! Buck saved the patients and you’re reprimanding him!

33. “It’s a beenado” 🐝🌪️

34. Bobby and Athena house hunting! I love them!

35. Here goes Athena breaking my heart…💔

36. Eeeeeee! Family dinner! I love this so much!

37. Mara calls them Mom and Momma! It’s too cute! And Jee omg I can’t even with her! She’s precious!

38. Awwww Chimney bonding with Mara over Harry Potter! I love that for them!

39. Yes Denny, their boss is a jerk, you are very correct!

40. Oh Eddie, bless his heart! So excited to talk to Chris and wish him a happy birthday. Meanwhile his son still can’t look at him, even though a computer screen. 😢

41. He made such an effort, just for the screen to freeze and for Chris to leave him hanging. You can see the man’s heart breaking behind his eyes. My heart broke too, but I understand the kid needing time.

42. But seriously seeing Eddie’s lip quiver like that when his mom mentions putting in a pool… PLEASE CHRIS COME BACK TO US! We can’t handle seeing your dad this heartbroken! 💔

43. This woman be here having a midlife crisis, making her own fragrance, only for the bees to crash her party.

44. “Tomorrow is going to be flawless” cue the giant swarm of killer bees just hanging out on top of the tent.

45. Oop her party is ruined…

46. Oh not Buck volunteering Eddie ass the bee bait! 😂

47. “But why me?” “Because you’re the fastest runner!” Stop it now I’m cackling! 🤣

48. The close up of Eddie’s face has me wheezing! 🤣🤣 Oooo he runnin’!!

49. Oh that close up bee cgi is sooo bad it’s hilarious! 🤣

50. Yeah sure, duct tape fixes everything, but why is it in the medical bag!?

51. “I’ve been shot before, I’m pretty sure I can handle this.” It’s funny because the beekeeper was talking to the bees not Eddie! 🤣 (sorry for the excessive use of the laughing emojis I can’t help it)

52. Come on man, Buck is like a little puppy, you gotta give him some praise!

53. And we have Buck with the episode title drop!

54. Noooo Athena! 😢 Come on let me give you a hug! 🫂 So much ✨Trauma✨

55. Ooo this is a fishy situation…but Athena knows what’s up.

56. NO ONE and I mean no one messes with Athena Grant! She knows her shit!

57. She straight up locked this man in a trunk of a car in the middle of the desert! My dude, what!?

58. “Get yourself back to LA in one piece.” Little did she know what was going to happen next…

59. Not the actor being star struck by Bobby, I love that!

60. “I’m gonna study you tip to tail” 🤣

61. Good god Gerrard you got everyone watching Buck like a hawk to make sure he doesn’t deck you.

62. Eddie walking behind Gerrard signing to Buck to cut it out… he tried to help

63. “Broody little pout” 🤣✨

64. Do WE need to remind YOU Gerrard who’s the TRUE captain of this firehouse… news flash it’s NOT YOU!

65. Eddie in the background, we all know he’s got Buck’s back

66. Eeww I just paused on the close up of Gerrard’s mouth… gross. Also, have I mentioned that I HATE this man.

67. Oh my good god! Buck’s eyes are fucking beautiful!

68. Woah, oh wow, that was crazy dude! I seriously can’t tell if Buck snapped and tackled him to the ground, or if he did it to save him.

69. OH CRAP! OF FUCKING COURSE ATHENA WAS ON THE PLANE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE!

[arpmemething2]

Full House Sentence Starters

Send one for my muse’s reaction.  Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

"Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?"

"Why thank you!"

"Don’t say it if you don’t mean it."

"No way, Jose!"

"She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall."

"We have this thing here in America called a restraining order"

“I guess we’re not as old as we thought we were, are we now”

"You don't have to be hip and cool. You're spick and span."

"I hope you're not offended. But if you are, that's her father over there."

"Darling, I just hope you are alright. But if you are alright, I'll kill you."

"You got it, dude."

"The baby's sleeping like a baby."

" Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown's face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?"

"I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves."

"She had the most incredible hypnotic eyes, the face of an angel, the most amazing body."

"You got a bad attitude."

"I can't have chicken pox, I'm immune."

"That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off."

"You've been in toon-town for 2 days. Now, start acting like a human being."

"Cut. It. Out!"

"Talk to me."

"You're immune to common sense."

"Disco will never die."

"Shame on you!"

"Duh!"

"You should take a drive through a car wash without your car."

"I'm stuck in a room full of eggheads. They're worse than eggheads, they're omelette-heads!"

"Well, pin a rose on your nose."

"Oh, puh-lease!"

"How rude!"

"Don't shake your head. Your story's read. It's time for bed. To bed, I said."

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... Only you're not joining in."

"Jail break!"

"Now you can have ice cream and chocolate milk, no cookies."

"Elvis never made one golf movie."

"Boy, this is gonna be a fun night."

"Tell me something I don’t know!"

"This kid has been walking for three days and you haven't stopped taping her. I'll feel sorry for her when she starts potty training."

"She was choking on a bad piece of cheese, so I gave her the Hoover maneuver and sucked it out of her."

"'Sorry.' 'Sorry.' 'Sorry' doesn't change the fact that my chicken tetrazzini is ruined!"

"I had a traumatic experience with squash once. I ate one."

"Aw, nuts!"

"Have mercy!"

"You gotta be kidding."

"A telescope that can only see your face?"

"I think you're a little mixed up."

"We never clean at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out."

"Yeah, well I bet you won't be getting surprised tonight."

"You can't buy my vote... but you can rent it for an hour."

"I’ll stay home and watch public television."

"Why am I not surprised?"

"Whoa, Baby!"

"Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?"

"Oh, mylanta!"

"I tried, and I failed. I'm just glad I figured this out now, and not when I'm 46."

"Hey, you had your adventure and now I'm going to have mine"

"Watch the hair!"

"You. Are. Not. Welcome!"

"I am stoked! Whatever that means."

"Who wants white meat? Scratch the white meat. We have dark meat and really dark meat."

"You have the brain of a paramecium."

"I am not and I'm telling you said that."

"Hey, I thought we were going out for ice cream."

"I need that cake!"

"You’re in big trouble, mister."

"You can keep the drums, but the sticks have got to go."

"Like on 'Oprah!' People married to two people at the same time… oh my god, They are a botanist!"

"Happy birthday to me!"

"That’s not funny."

“I will never die”

[blue-the-bluest]

More info on Felix🥺🙏🏾

This is gonna be one tough description for my version of the infamous old cat from 1919.

Let's start with his past

Felix is your ordinary guy who's been neglected by his mother and was told by his father who not only took great care of him but stayed with him, he was a Sullivan and was honoured to keep the generation going, especially with the magic bag.

That bag is not normal as you can see, It's a sign of a golden heart. Once given, the bag chooses who's worthy, one great grandfather to another great grandfather, only one in 6 generations was able to weld the Magic Bag. Felix Tom Sullivan, son of Pat Tom Sullivan was worthy of the bag which was given to him at his 10th birthday.

As a baby to a kid, he was living in a small town in New York, a small house, a small porch, a small car. It was his childhood. He had many friends, he loved leaving home to explore more of his tiny town, bringing nick-nacks and small objects to show his father, who was proud of him for having such an imaginable mindset.

Felix was in love with his one girl named Kitty who lived 3 houses down from him, when he explored, he always sees her in a white flurry dress with a big red bow in the back, he always loved it when she danced. When he was 12, he confessed his feelings and she accepted him, both were in love with each-other without even knowing. She was light-hearted but a hard worker for her parents, a top A educated student at her school, she also liked to go adventuring with Felix out around the neighborhood. When he hit 17 he wanted to go explore more of the world, he wanted to learn.

He was around the globe, writing on his diary about his adventures and was once told he should make his journaling into a book, he rejected but had second thoughts "It might not be too bad" so he accepted and made his adventures into a book series which was backed up with proof to those who doesn't believe him.

"The Robotic Menace Unleashed: Felix's Heroic Quest"

"Snowstorm Savior: A Christmas Adventure"

"Feline and Feather: A Pirate's Plunder"

Weird stories, right? But all has real time photos, and with a bit of exaggeration, he was able to be famous because of his adventures, but it wasn't fun for the cat himself, during his time adventuring, he gotten bruises and permanent scars. Each scar told a traumatizing tale. The ones that got him the most fame, was the scar of the fire tiger in the fan favorite book 25: "The Lost Letter of Princess Oriana" he was attacked and was brutally injured leaving a large scratch mark on his right hip to his stomach, he looked and spoke braver than anyone but in reality, he was very afraid. Felix was on the verge of death. But from a miracle, he came out on top and slayed the tiger, after saving the princess, he came back to his camp-post scared and still injured from the attack, he isn't all inevitable Y'know.

The other was his eye scar. The most frightening story Felix has ever wrote. Famously known as "Best Friends and Blood Tears" where Felix got a distressed call from a young boy, telling him that his town needed help, as heading towards the incapacitated town he saw someone he never knew was gonna be against him, his childhood best friend, Colin, both were close, very, and enslaving a town to close to enslaving humanity was terrifying for Felix, he tried to stop his friends actions and as it started to get bloodier, he broke and shouted cold words, he got aggressive and so did Colin. With a bright light.

Blood spilled out of his face, blood covering his eye.

His own best friend.

After that he and Colin fought till the death leaving the world in shambles, until he was banished away and never to be seen again.

That scar was permanent, it was visible.

After the 2012 type apocalypse, he rushed back home to his father, knowing he would never see him again as the house was collapsed and on flames, the only thing was left, was the hat.

Now let's talk about present Felix

He's no longer the happy cat everyone knew him as, he was paranoid and was diagnosed with depression at the age of 23, the death of his father and innocence took a toll on him, the only people he got left was Sheba and his nephews.

He's willing to keep the legacy and the family name alive and still running. Even with depression, he kept going and pulling to explore more, his curious mindset was all over the place. His fans were telling him to retire because of his issues but he rejected them "I'm fine! I promise" He kept denying he needed rest, he was Felix the Cat for crying out loud! the world's protector and adventurer, almost everyone knows him. But he has been guilting himself so much for his father's death, he almost feels like ending it all, the day he leaves earth was the day he meet Bendy and Boris, that's how the story begins

He is a good, sweet man with a golden heart who turns heartless if spoken wrongly. A bi-curious old man is still going around the world and bringing imagination to life among all ages.

Relationship

His and the gang's relationship is Father bondly, he acts like a protective parent towards each of them since he's the oldest going by a whooping 27 years old. He's always kind to them and comes to their aid if needed.

His and Oswald (with the circus) has a very healthy friendship, both understand each other well, I didn't make Felix all lovey dovey towards someone who had their heartbroken from a lost loved one, they have a deep connection and it's unbreakable, although Oswald tends to forget Felix is someone else and not his wife but he understands because he's still recovering after 5 years.

He and Sheba always have each other's back no matter what life throws at em both, Sometimes in life, She would accompany him in his adventures.

[fandomwe1rd0]

Tamaki appreciation post!

Had to make an appreciation post for our favorite blonde himbo on his birthday! Happy birthday Tamaki! We all love you so much and you're our precious best boy who's done nothing wrong in his life ever! We love youuuuuu <3

AWWWWWW LOOK AT HIS BLUSHESSSSS

He's so pathetic, I love him so much <3

Awwww he's trying his best, I love my egotisical little boy <3 (Even though he probably has an inferiority complex just shush-)

Get yourself a man who will look at you the way Tamaki looks at Haruhi! A kiss here would be good- BUT THE HUG IS SO SOFT IM DECEASED!

MORE APPRECATION FOR THEIR HUGSSSS TAMAKI WAS SO SWEET HERE HE LOVES HARUHI SO MUCH I SWEAR TO GOD

He's such a pathetic loser, but he's MY pathetic loser

Nah cause you can say whatever you want, but there was NOTHING STRAIGHT about holding Haruhi's hand and calling Haruhi "My little rookie" when he thought Haruhi WAS A GUY! He's a bicon!

He's so stupid I love him so much!

He's so baby- Ok that tears it- I'm officially adopting him, signing adoption papers, he's my son, nobody hurt him.

Awwww my adorable loser

Episode 1 was just Tamaki being a bi disaster if I'm being honest-

Thought I'd end this post on one of Tamaki's most wholesome and adorable moments! You're a precious cinnamon bun who is too good for this world and we love you so much our traumatized himbo! Happy birthday and you deserve the world best boy!

[menacinmasochist]

DL boys as fathers:

Shu: I’m sorry but not sorry, he would be such a deadbeat father fr. Wouldn’t remember his kids birthdays, “ask your mom..” type of energy, do not leave him with his own kids he will either lose them or they’ll end up hurting themselves really badly and will most likely be hungry cause he ain’t feeding them. He solely relies on the mother of his children to take care of them.(2boys 1 girl) (shu is my favorite DL boy but he literally hates doing things)

Reiji: a very strict father, not emotional at all but will cut up fruits for his kids and give it to them while they study, he would be active in their studies and would enjoy teaching them chemistry and other science related things, plus he’d always make sure they’re fed, he’d teach his kids manners and how to cook clean iron clothes by the age 3. (2 girls, 2 boys)

Ayato: a super cool and proud soccer/basket ball father, he’d want his kids to actively be in sports and make sure they are always playing and having fun as well, he’d teach his kids to play pranks of their mother, however he might struggle with his narcissistic traits, if his kids don’t do something he wants it might feel like a personal attack for him. (1 girl, 3 boys)

Kanato: he’s the type to only hair daughters and really be a girl dad. He would absolutely spoil the hell out of his daughters, he does have a habit of screaming and overreacting however so he’s definitely traumatizing his kids. (2 girls)

Laito: he’s the type to have children from multiple baby mamas, talking like 7 kids and 7 different moms, he’d have a strained relationship with the moms and honestly wouldn’t be super active in the kids lives but he would spoil them for their birthdays and holidays, also he pays child support and takes care of all his baby mamas so money is never an issue he’s just never emotional mentally and sometimes even physically there. (4 boys, 3 girls)

Subaru: super overprotective father. Will fly to save his kid before the kid falls and scraps it’s knee or something like that. He’s super caring and pays attention to everything his kids say, he loves listening to the silly things they say and is very happy with them, they’re his rocks. (2 boys)

Ruki: would honestly be a rather controlling father, he’d block certain apps and media from his kids phones, wouldn’t want to get them phones to begin with, his kids love his cooking and he makes sure that they always sit and eat together at least once a week. (1 boy 1 girl)

Kou: he’d be such a “they’re just jealous of you” type of parent, he’d definitely make his kid feel like a superstar because in his eyes his kid is a superstar and his whole world. He’d take off from work just to attend his kids ceremonies or talent shows. (1 girl)

Yuma: he’d honestly have a few of his own kids and adopt a few as well, so he’d have a lot of kids and he would put them to WORK! Yuma loves gardening and that does not stop, matter fact having kids just makes the garden grow into a whole farm, yk that meme from the movie Holes? “I’m tired grandpa” “WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD” yea that the energy Yuma has with all his kids. (6 boys, 3 are his, 3 are adopted, 5 girls, 1 is his the rest are adopted)

Azusa: surprisingly he’d be a very calm and nice father, he would definitely hide the fact he’s into pain from his kids, he doesn’t want his children ever getting hurt, he’s also kind of a clingy parent, like his kids will spend all day with him but he’ll still wanna spend more time with them. (2 girls, 1 boy)

Carla: Appears to be a super stern and asshole of a father and can be but for the most part his kids and family mean everything to him, he’ll sacrifice a lot to make sure his kids are well, he also is a super health freak and makes sure they eat only organic foods and take care of their health. (4 girls)

Shin: he’s the type of father to not understand his children at all, and he thinks that the solution for everything is giving them gifts or money, he doesn’t know how to take care of them at all, the mother of his children scolds him often and tries to tell him how to improve his parenting but he doesn’t really comprehend it. (2 boys)

Kino: he’d be such a good father, especially since he lacked that, but he would want to be an accepting and compassionate father for his children and their friends since he was able to get that from the ghouls. He also loves playing games with his kids and teaches them how to play better. (1 girl, 1 boy)