#happens all the time :/

[hrtmonitor]

yall gotta remember when cracking eggs that the new chick WILL imprint on you. she might confuse it as a crush but you are her mom now sorry

[pacey-bunce-loves-joey]

really shining a light on the rampant catfishing out there

[unicornwithtits]

Random person walking up to me: hey, are you okay? You look like you’re about to cry

me: uh…

(the truth: I made up this really emotional story in my head and were daydreaming about it and kind of acting it all out in my head)

me: it’s alright I just scraped my knee. :)

[lilacandladybugs]

people who take upper level math in their second language ,you scare me

[willowser]

do you ever get a sudden idea for something and it's like ✨️💡✨️ ding ding ding !!!!!! ✨️💡✨️

[justanotherhornyteacher]

Some horny reblogging before school?❤️‍🔥😏

Guilty 🤭

[st4rboyloser]

ignoring the freaky lyrics because i like the song

[roguelov]

Thoughts on daredevil

Look I watched the hell out of season 1 daredevil (watched half of season 2 but life got in the way didn’t finished it and I just forgot about the other seasons) so when daredevil reborn was announced I was like ‘oooo! I should rewatch/watch the other seasons then watch this! I love that depressed slutty catholic boy!’

ONLY TO SEE SPOILERS FOR MY BOY FOGGY!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIES???? WHATS THE FUCKING POINT??? THE WHOLE REASON I LOVED SEASON ONE WAS THEIR DYNAMIC AND FRIENDSHIP YA KNOW?? AVOCADOS AT LAW (sure when foggy found out it hurt like a bitch) BUT WTF??? NOW I DONT WANNA! NO MORE HEARTACHE FOR ME NOT IN THIS ECONOMY

[tvgirl4ever]

sad that your favourite doctor who character is being shipped with someone other than your preference? no worries! just ship them all together!

[sunwarmed-ash]

So I saw this video as a new bby gay

and it still cracks me the fuck up with its relatability

but now I also see Billy/Steve and I just gotta write it.

[stardust948]

It's a shame the Mockingjay movie didn't include Katniss singing to herself as she healed. They could have done it to a montage of rebuilding after the war. The singing starts softly and horse then grows in strength, ending when Katniss finds Peeta with the primrose bushes.

[myrtles-and-blood]

I love getting weird prophetic dreams like yes of course when I was 7 I dreamt that years later I'd take a really boring philosophy class

[breelandwalker]

I was today years old when I realized your name is not Breeland Walker 😭

You're not the first and you won't be the last! Please feel free to join the club, I understand they have t-shirts now. 🤣

[castorochiaro]

my thing is i can't be a dedicated Hater for much of anything (as in actually committing extended amounts of time thinking about something i don't like, instead of just periodically being reminded of something i dislike and grumbling about it) because the longer i spend with something, the more likely i am to convince myself into liking it

[the-spider-haven]

Cubicles goes hard, especially when they don’t work here anymore, and it’s just a vacant three by four

(they might fill your place with temporary stand-in for your face)

[homoerotic]

thinking about a friendship where we were in platonic love and how it Died cold and dead one day without explanation and mourning it forever until the end of time. or whatever