#hanzo ult

[lr31o]

"i am the hunter!"

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sasha novikov (Саша Новиков) — call sign: SOVA

[woofleskun]

Free bird x 3

[odessastone]

the woke Hollywood agenda strikes again 😔

[illjustpretend]

salt for your wound ❤️‍🔥

[cheriewatch]

Merry christmas to everyone who isnt a moira main

[fndmstrugglecomments]

When trade calls

[pierswife]

April Fool's Overwatch is SENDING ME

[aquicksojourn]

I'm learning to play Ashe, and honestly, out of all the snipers, she is so damn fun.

[buttercup-ow]

Cupid!Hanzo is so,,, babygirl

[ynwa4eva]

I fear its looking less like 5 wins and more like 15 losses....

[wildissylupus]

"finally they fixed mercy's mythic ult voiceline-"

"the hanzo mythic needs an upgrade on customization options-"

"i dont like one of the hair options for kir-"

BLIZZAAAARD

DROP A WELL DESIGNED COLE CASSIDY MYTHIC WITH A CUSTOMIZABLE WEAPON, HAT/ATTIRE, AND FLASHBANG GRENADE,

AND MY LIFE,

IS YOURS <3

"All the mythic have been villain skins recent I want something different-"

BLIZZAAAARD

GIVE ME A VILLAIN CASSIDY MYTHIC

AND MY LIFE

IS YOURS

[diverbots]

If you're willing, you should make a long post outlining the shimada brothers vs. shambalia brothers. Besides being two sets of brothers, I don't see a whole lot of similarities

I am very lazy at the moment and might make a long post on it someday but here's a edut I did lol (NOTE... I may have let my personal headcanon take over for this in some areas but it still rings true for the most part):

Also a bit unrelated, but they both have yinyang sprays!

Not to mention their ults, which both contrast the other! (Hanzo's ult being forward and a set direction, Genji freely moving. Ramattra's doing damage and Zenyatta's doing healing.)

[lets-just-daydream]

I just saw that you answered my ask, oof, would you write something about Genji with an s/o from this universe, who talks about how they main Hanzo, and his reaction to that?? Maybe even some how they are able to show off their skills, lol. Thank you so much!! Like I said, I've been following you for forever, but this might be like, the second request I've ever sent you, I mostly lurk on your content.💖💖💖💖💖💖

LMAO OK

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"You're into video games?" Genji asked, slack jawed.

"Mhm," you nodded proudly. "There's a video game based on Overwatch. Have you played it?"

Genji shook his head. "It would feel weird playing a game with all of my friends in it based on my life. Do you play it?"

"Like, everyday! I'm a Hanzo main and I rec-"

Genji stood up, shock and lock hurt on his face. "A HANZO MAIN? What's wrong with Genji?!"

You laughed at his outburst and grabbed his hand. "Nothing is wrong with Genji. I'm just not very good at him."

"I'd beg to differ," Genji said, kissing your neck.

You let out a breathy sigh before turning back to your computer. "Anyway, lemme show you some of this skill, right here."

Genji sat beside you once again and watched as the game loaded up. You queued up for a match and went into the hero gallery as you waited, clicking onto Genji.

"Oh," Genji started. "Don't do that."

"Aww, come on. Now that you're here in front of me I can see if they got your ass right."

"Excuse me?" Genji asked, bewildered.

"Yeah look," you said, turning your mouse around slowly and turning the Genji character around. "I think the real thing is better though."

Genji blushed and breathed a sigh of relief when you finally loaded into a match. He watched as you immediately selected Hanzo and waited around for the game to start.

Now that you had Genji sitting right in front of you, you were a little nervous. What if you sucked? What if he judged your gameplay?

"5

4

3

2

1"

The match started and Genji watched as you landed headshots left and right. An impressed scoff and a couple of impressed nods came from him as he watched. An choked sound came from him however when you headshot the enemy Genji who had just popped his ult.

"You killed me!"

"Sorry….." you said, not really meaning it.

The game ended and VICTORY flashed up on your screen. You turned back to Genji, beaming.

"How'd I do?" You asked.

Genji laughed before telling you, "I think you're a better Hanzo than Hanzo is."

[fishbroccoli]

I HATE KIRIKO!!!!!! I HATE HER I HATE HER. Her lore makes me mad. Her gameplay makes me mad. SHE makes me mad.

DUDE WHY DOES HER AGE MAKE LITERALLY NO SENSE LIKE

HANZO IS 40 AND GENJI IS 37. SHE IS 21. SHE IS 16 YEARS YOUNGER THAN GENJI AND 19 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HANZO. THERE IS NO WAY IN THIS PIC SHES 10+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN THEM?1?1?

ALSO IN THE LORE (nerd emoji) IT SAYS THAT HER CLAN FELL APART 12 YEARS AGO. WHEN SHE WAS 12. SHE WOULD HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 24.

Also her personality in game and in her cinematic ARE SO DIFFERENT.

WHY IS SHE THIS KIND PERSON HELPING PEOPLE OUT, DOING BADASS MOVES AND CARING ABOUT HER FOX STUFF. IN GAME SHE IS LITERALLY THIS EDGY WANNABE TEENAGER WHOS JUST MEAN AND FULL OF HERSELF??? She helps this dude and his granddaughter from the Hasimoto but in game she literally refuses to be kind to hanzo and act like he shouldn’t be sad that he killed his brother. Ok.

ITS NOT EVEN JUST HANZO. LITERALLY ANYONE. SHES SO ANNOYING!!!

I swear she has to be a self insert because shes so bland. Literally barely any energy in her stupid voicelines. Like you get a headshot and shes like “heh cool 🤓 “

I HATE HER GAMEPLAY EVEN MORE 🔥 🔥

SHES A PAIN TO PLAY AGAINST. LIKE WHY IS HER SUZU AN ANSWER TO BASICALLY EVERYTHING. EVEN ULTS.

LIKE SHE CAN LITERALLY THROW A SUZU AND BE IMMORTAL TO GET AWAY. ON TOP OF THAT SHE CAN TELEPORT SO EASILY LIKE ITS A PAIN TO KILL HER BECAUSE THIS GIRL GOES PLACES.

PLUS SHES NOT EVEN FUN TO PLAY LIKE YOU’RE BASICALLY FORCED TO PLAY HER JUST TO BE ABLE TO WIN. I SWEAR NO MATTER WHICH RANK IT IS NO ONE EVEN BAITS OUT HER SUZU SO SHES JUST PREPARING IT MAKING IT SO DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO TRY AND GET KILLS.

WHATS WORSE IS HER KUNAIS. Kiriko does a lot of damage with no damage fallout so shes basically a mini hanzo. BEFORE SEASON 9 SHE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TWO TAP YOU ACROSS THE MAP IF YOU’RE A SQUISHY AND FOR SOME REASON THAT WAS “BALANCED”

Even if she is meta shes just SO BORINGGGGGG!!!! Its just healing then shooting healing and shooting. With the increased health in season 9, you’ll literally be only focusing on healing so half her gameplay is just holding down the mouse button. ITS NOT EVEN CAUSE IM A BIASED LUCIO MAIN SHE JUST HAS NOTHING THAT MAKES HER INTERESTING OR ENJOYABLE BESIDES HER ULT!!!!

Why does she get the most stuff too. Kiriko gets at least one skin every season and almost every bundle is about her. There are some heros like brigette, ramattra, or sigma who get NOTHING. i get its to make money but i swear she basically gets everything and some heros are lucky to even get one thing every other season </3

Anyways i HATE kiriko. She sucks in every possible way. Blizzard remove her from the game pls

[babubunny]

What would be the South Park characters Overwatch main:

Let’s start with team 1 (the main 4 +Butters):

Tank: Cartman obviously.

He’s that annoying RoadHog 1 trick but after Hog got reworked he became an annoying Doomfist 1 trick. Don’t ask him to switch even if he’s being hard countered. He won’t. Constantly complains about heals. If they win he says “gg ez tank diff” even when he’s done the worst in the lobby but if they lose he will say “support diff/no heals”. Every time he falls off the map Kyle types “?” In chat.

DPS 1: Kenny.

Kenny plays JunkRat mainly. He’s the type of JunkRat to go into the whole enemy team alone just to die but still gets like a 2k with his dead body mines. The suicidal JunkRat play. Will go out of his way to find the Mercy with his Tire even if it kills him. Will also circle around a Mei in ice block with his tire to kill her despite him also playing Mei too sometimes. Definitely made at least one of those TikTok’s of JunkRat using his sit down emote in front of the spawn doors on top of one of his traps. Spams the ‘ahhh it’s snowing’ voice line 24/7.

DPS 2: Stan

Stan is that hitscan player you despise. The type you sit there and think, if you didn’t play hitscan you would be terrible, spoiler he wouldn’t be terrible. His most comfortable character though is Soldier 76. Hella basic but he enjoys it. He actually used to be a Genji main though but he got tired of constantly being solo gravd when he was nano blading. Kind of expected Wendy to be his pocket Mercy (she did not). Will 100% flirt with a Mercy to get a pocket in the spawn room and taxi them back from spawn.

Support 1: Butters

Everyone expected him to be a Mercy 1 trick. They were wrong. When he plays Mercy he’s the stereotypical heal bot sugar plum fairy Mercy. Butters is actually a Brigitte main. He can play other supports if needed but he isn’t very good at them. He only wears the Goat Brig skin. Will throw the game just to show everyone the Katt Brig emote. Will also refuse to kill Wrecking Ball players.

Support 2: Kyle

Absolutely feral when playing Ana. The type of Ana that would sleep an invis Sombra because his ‘Sombra senses’ were tingling. If you’re playing tank against his Ana you might as well just leave the game or you’ll be constantly slept or antid. He might have thrown a bit of a fit when Kiriko was introduced. Now he just sleeps any Kiriko’s and nano’s a teammate to solo ult her for him. Will nano a Mercy. He can play any support though and as much as he loves to play Ana his highest win percentage is on Mercy. He’s Stan’s egirl pocket Mercy, he hates it (he’s lying).

Team 2 (Craig’s gang):

Tank: Clyde

D.Va 1 trick (he thinks she’s hot). Will spam ‘is this easy mode~’ after every kill. Gets salty when he gets D.Va diffed or if the enemy D.Va gets play of the Game. Owns every D.Va skin, emote, victory pose and highlight intros.

DPS 1: Craig

Hanzo main but is a menace when playing Torbjörn or Symmetra. Will chase after you with Torbs hammer. Will also put a Sym tp at the edge of the map to make his teammates fall off. His true strength though, Bastion. Yup he’s on of those players. He will kind of just play whatever character people find the most annoying at the time.

DPS 2: Jimmy

Plays only female characters. His personal favourite is Tracer though. He also loves playing Widowmaker but he’s terrible at her. Bro can’t land a single shot. Will definitely play Pharah into double hitscan and wonder why he’s dying so much.

Support 1: Tolkien

Loves playing characters like Baptise and Ana, just supports that can pump out a lot of heals but still defend themselves if needed. Throws the best timed Immortality Fields so much it makes people want to cry. Tolkien is the type of support player that would always make sure his fellow support player is okay. Like jump off the map to help a Mercy get back up type of guy.

Support 2: Tweek

Most people are shocked when Tweek says he’s a support main, they’re even more shocked when he tells them he’s a Zenyatta/Lucio main. Tweek also enjoys playing Mercy every now and then. Battle Mercy is in his blood. Will scream when he gets nanoed no matter who he’s playing. When he’s pissed off at Craig he will play Mercy and t-bag Craig’s dead soul and refuse to Rez him. Tweek is the most petty support main. You spam ‘I need healing’ too much and he will refuse to heal you for the rest of the game, competitive or not.

Let me know if you guys wanna hear who I think everybody would main in other games I play ^^

[purplekoop]

I know a mirrorverse AU season theme would always fall short of expectations just because people want *every* character to be a part of it and that's clearly just not how these seasonal events work, but at this point I more so don't know how to feel about the game mode itself.

I always enjoy when they get to experiment with whacky new ability ideas for existing heroes (yes I'm aware a lot of these and the april fool's changes are probably just reusing... y'know) but it feels like they didn't quite go as far as they probably could have and should have.

The mode actually replicates normal role queue Overwatch with normal maps and everything, which is honestly more than I was expecting, but what is lacking is the roster size. 3 tanks, 5 damage, 4 supports. That's it. Not unplayable, but you get bored quickly since you can't swap roles mid-game, which feels like such a weird choice for an arcade event mode. The characters chosen are weird too, since your options are the 3 who got Overwatch skins, the 5 Talon skins, Null Sector Zenyatta... and then Gwinshin Bastion and *Stealth* Echo?? Y'know, one of her default legendary skins because heroes used to have those. I mean I think Bastion is a smart use of an old cool skin that fits the theme, but that Echo is an odd choice. What's more bizarre is that not all the mirrorwatch skins that we did get are in the mode. No Hashimoto Hanzo or Kiriko (tragic I know), and no Junker Symmetra or Genji. Also no Junker D.va, which again feels like a missed opportunity to make use of another old skin. There's probably other old skins I'm not thinking of that would fit the theme, but no others are coming to mind. Maybe Monk Ramattra?

Now for the actual mirrorverse reworks, I'm mixed on them overall. My main issue is that some of the DPS have support-like abilities but no healing, and *all* the supports have changes that push them more towards damage. The tanks feel fine enough I think, and half the DPS are fine, but man I do kinda wish they went all the way and... oh i dunno... do more full reworks to swap some hero roles entirely? Like hey, Sombra feels like more of a support with her friendly hack and debuffing virus, while Widowmaker has a barrier instead of venom mine...

...hey wait a minute.

Well folks, if you wanted Role Requeue to come back then... too bad it's still not gonna, but if it's any consolation this mode... *kinda* has the same spirit. Vaguely. In a couple places.

Actually the real highlight I'll say is Bastion's ult. Not gonna say what it is, just check it yourself or look it up if someone has footage of it already. Trust me it justifies this whole event.

But yeah, it's not hard to at least entertain me with any kind of ability reworks, but this mode has some weird missed potential. The cast is tiny, there's a lot of unchanged voice lines that break the "illusion" of the mode, and the kits don't feel as cohesive as they could be and almost feel like a retread of April Fool's but with marginally higher production value. Shoot, Bastion just has his shotgun from a few weeks ago all the time in this mode. Not complaining, I endorse laziness if it leads to something enjoyable, but the mode just misses the mark in the weirdest ways. I really wish they give this event a "round 2" later on even with just a few more heroes, maybe changing some roles or other details around with the existing ones. I don't think it's awful as-is, but it has a lot more potential than other similar recent event modes.