#hannahtoad rambles

[hannahtoadthetoad]

whisper in the beginning of ykw3: what the FUCK nate, you can't just WARP back to springdale!!! you moved away!! people will notice!!

whisper, after nate moves back to springdale: heehoo america :) :)

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for my second playthrough of ykw3 i made my originyan a alchoholic. he's piss yellow. his name is drunkardnyan

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me, fishing on console- wtf ppl think this is hard? this shit easy.

me, fishing on PC- ooooooohhhhh

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other peoples stardew characters: this is honeydew lovelylocks, she has a cute lil farm with cute lil decorations, she's married to harvey and they kiss and are in love :)

my stardew character: this is me. she married for the stardrop and just kinda keeps him around cuz she doesnt wanna raise his freindship up again. her favorite item is the gourmand frog statue. she has a tank full of sea urchins in different hats all named some variation of larry. lets slimes run rampant over the farm because "they're cool" brings people to the farm to see the cool levitating fruit (nobody can see junimos harvesting) and charges admission. bought pam a house to blackmail her into not being a shit parent. is either wearing the chicken or bluebird mask at any given time.

[hannahtoadthetoad]

fucking LOVE the ghoulfather and how they took the most basic ass backstory and most random shit, smacked it together, threw him into the last chapter of the game and was like, yeah, he's here now.

"how is he evil?"

"He wants to take over the world!!11!!"

"why"

"he got banished! for doing evil!!!1!! ooooooo revenge!!! he- he built a big tower! oh, he's BAD guy!!!"

"how can he do this?" "sp-space rock! magic alien rock!"

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should i post my sgt frog ocs?

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kallamar just diseased my coprophiliac follower lmao dumbass

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very upset that i am a woman and thus, cannot follow muppet joker :(

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is anyone legitimately against Palestine on tumblr?? i keep seeing posts "oh noo, look at X terrible thing being done to Palestine" as if we shouldn't expect that by now?? and EVERYONE is like "oh noo, what a terrible, bad, bad thing!"

like does anyone here actually hate palestine?? we should be posting this on twitter instead where "palestine bad" keeps trending every other day, right??

[hannahtoadthetoad]

*doing chores*

this is just like sgt frog, holy shit!

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just decided to grab perfection like a week ago before the update came out cuz the bug that was preventing me from that got fixed.

glad i did that.

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fun new sex idea, we have sex but you can only cum when the magic 8 ball says so

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ppl be giving me so many hacked pokemon from wondertrade i dont even need to buy any from the websites they keep advertising

[hannahtoadthetoad]

me: *puts espathra in my first slot*

geeta: *sends out espathra*

me: oh haha. i have one of those on my team.

geeta: *sends out kingambit after*

me: haha i have one of those too.

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why does youtube keep reccomending me ferngully the last rainforest, what is this it's shown up like 6 times over the past week

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body dysmorphia, but like, i dont want to be a boy, i want to be an archaeopteryx with big fox ears and a lizard tail with feathers at the end, with a hooked beak like those nest-parasite bird babies.