#handsomejerkass

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suh. Jack admin here.

Ask this jackass shit!

- Kaye

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handsomejerkass replied to your photo: Leaving this here.  Done with it for tonight,...

WOW WILL YOU EVER STOP BEING GREAT.

FACECLUTCHING AND OH SO BLUSHY

THANK YOU, BB <333333 I'LL STOP WHEN YOU DO.

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@ Jack Stop selling shitty Hyperion-issued light-up sneakers ok they don't even light up in multiple colors just some shitty piss yellow ok and I was told I'd get all the pussy but there were no cats in my vicinity during the time I wore them. Ok either stop advertising your shitty shoes incorrectly or take them off the shelves. Ugh disgusting. I'm never buying another Hyperion product again.

“Sorry what? I can’t really hear you how fuckin’ amazing these things are.

Don’t worry, we’’ll make you a special issued pair with some spikes in them. Make an already painfully awful pair, more painfully AWESOME.”

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“Seriously kiddos? Some of you have /really/ odd questions.

Fire me some, I feel like being generous today and give /honest/ answers.”

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meme (c) Jack’s admin, otherwise known as Kaye

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*playing tf2 with tim*

Me: hey, i wonder how scout doesnt die from drinking bonk, like..isn't it radioactive or some shit??

tim: but the real question is how the hell does the sniper refill his jarate so quickly? like..does he have a jar connected to his dick?

*cue laughing*

me: most likely

tim: and the scout's mad milk..

me: you wonder why he locks his door?

tim: i wonder if he has it connected to his dick too

me: omf tim stop

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“Half of the shit I see online is worse than anything I’ve ever done.

I’ve seen the deep web, it’s scarier than Kashmere’s attempts at trying to be funny.”

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“It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but, YOU'RE NOT.“