#handler todd

[darkthingshappen]

Oh damn! That poor kid. Poor poor Peter. And that ending... punch me in the fucking gut why don't you! T_T

The Boy: 435689

CW: Whump involving a minor (character is 16), although minor is not whumped in this piece. Institutionalized slavery setting, pet whump setting. This piece is more angsty comf, though

“435689, Position Two,” The handler said as the door opened, but the boy didn’t move. He kept his jaw set and curled up even more tightly, pressing himself into the corner of the small white room.

“I said, Position-… shit. See, I knew when I saw the other one… You’re definitely too young,” The handler said, and the boy looked up at him, confused by the words. They swam around him, swooped down and up, made sense only after whole seconds had passed. They put stuff in his food, but he had to eat, right? He tried not eating, but they made him, anyway. He’d do anything to not have to be fed through the gag again. 

Or the drip.

The boy shuddered, tears in his eyes, blinking them away as rapidly as he could. If he cried, the handler would laugh at him, they laughed at all the trainees who cried. 

This handler, though, just… stood there. 

“Jesus, how old are you?”

The boy’s eyebrows furrowed, and he tried to curl himself up even more tightly, arms around his knees, shivering in the constant frigid chill. “All…” His voice cracked and he flinched, ready for the crack of the baton - but nothing happened, and finally he forced his eyes back open to see the handler hadn’t moved. “All p-pets are of legal and c-c-consenting age, sir-”

“Yeah, but you sure as fuck aren’t.” The handler sighed, raking a hand back through his hair, his other hand dropping off the black baton that hung on his belt, little a little ridiculously oversized compared to the young handler’s skinny hips. As soon as he wasn’t touching it, the boy relaxed, just a little, but he kept his eyes locked. “What are you, sixteen?”

The boy hesitated, waiting for the trap he knew must be in the question. It was a trick - he had to say he was eighteen, they worked on this, it hurt and hurt and hurt until he agreed to say he was eighteen - but the handler’s expression didn’t change.

There was no satisfaction there. Instead, there was something the boy hadn’t seen in anyone’s face since he got here… concern.

“I w-was… I’m eighteen,” He said, not quite whimpering the words, his eyes still on the black baton that hung off the handler’s belt. “All pets are of legal and consenting ah, age, I’m sorry don’t be mad at me-” 

The handler stepped into the room, and the boy cringed, putting his arms up over his head to defend himself. 

“Hey-… hey, it’s okay, let’s just settle, yeah?” The handler kept moving, step by careful step, slow like a documentary the boy had once watched in class, where they moved up towards a scared wolf and-

Pain - piercing like a knife through his skull - and the boy cried out, curling up tighter. “Please,” He whispered. “Please don’t hurt me.”

“Settle,” The handler said again, more softly. “Settle. It’s okay, 435689, you’re okay. You’re going to be okay. I just want to get a better look at you, yeah? Can you look up at me now?”

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[klezmaniacs]

skrunkles

Damian and Robin!Jason are my favorite fucking combo I’ve come across rping me n my friend have a whole au

[brokehorrorfan]

The Boy will be released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray on September 3 via Scream Factory. The 2016 horror film was an international co-production between the US and China.

William Brent Bell (Orphan: First Kill, The Devil Inside) directs from a script by Stacey Menear. Lauren Cohan, Rupert Evans, Jim Norton, Diana Hardcastle, Ben Robson, Jett Klyne, and James Russell star.

The Boy is presented in 4K from the original elements with Dolby Vision and Dolby Atmos. Special features are listed below.

Disc 1 - 4K UHD:

Audio commentary by film critics Julia Cunningham and Emily Higgins (new)

Disc 2 - Blu-ray:

Audio commentary by film critics Julia Cunningham and Emily Higgins (new)

Interview with William Brent Bell (new)

Interview with writer Stacey Menear (new)

Interview with cinematographer Daniel Pearl (new)

Interview with doll designer Todd Masters (new)

Interview with doll handler Tannis Hegan (new)

Theatrical trailer

Greta (Lauren Cohan) is a young American woman who takes a job as a nanny in a remote English village. She soon discovers that the family's 8-year-old is a life-sized doll that they care for just like a real boy, as a way to cope with the death of their son 20 years prior. After she violates a list of strict rules, a series of disturbing and inexplicable events bring Greta's worst nightmare to life, leading her to believe that the doll is actually alive.

Pre-order The Boy.

[kaufmann-6]

Oh, hiiii! It was about time I made an official introduction to my blog!

ᓚᘏᗢ I'm Kaufmann, but you can call me Kauf! I'm a writer on ao3, an avid fic reader and a pianist!

ᓚᘏᗢ I like to reblog some of my favorite fandoms content, like PJO, Batfam and TUA on this blog and share my fics. (feel free to send me writing prompts and headcanons from the fandoms I'll list below, I'd love a challenge!)

ᓚᘏᗢ I'm also open to fic colabs and friendly chat. You have my permission to remix, translate, make podfics and/or fanarts out of my works but please tag me when posting here on tumblr. You can also post on ao3 using the "inspired by" or gift feature. (do not post content based on my works out of ao3 and tumblr) ᓚᘏᗢ If you'd like to make a writing request, here's my Bad Things Happen Bingo card, and my Whumpuary 2025 guidelines. I'm accepting Jason Todd and Maverick requests!

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ᓚᘏᗢ I go by Kaufmann on AO3. Here are some things that I've written:

The Umbrella Academy

ᓚᘏᗢ Absence → A remix fic I wrote for @tua-masked-author based out of @littlerit's amazing work, The Time Traveler's Life. It's Klaus pov of his 14th birthday and Five's multiple appearances. Angsty.

ᓚᘏᗢ If Only → An AU in which Patch didn't notice Five's van across the street and Cha-Cha got tired of waiting so she kills Klaus on S1E4.

ᓚᘏᗢ Bubble Thoughts → Another @tua-masked-author entry, an older one this time. It's a post-S3 fic in which Klaus reflects on his father's betrayal and his actions in that season. Luther helps him cope.

ᓚᘏᗢ I can die when I'm done. → Written for @tua-masked-author first edition! It's a missing scene fic from when Klaus was locked in that tiny motel closet in S1 when Hazel and Cha-Cha left to blow up Meritech. Character study, internal monologue. Lots of Angst & Hurt/No Comfort.

ᓚᘏᗢ The Bargain → An old wip that I really should pick up again. It's an AU in which the Handler decided to use Five's love for his siblings against him and uses Klaus as a hostage to get Five to work for her on S1E5. TW: SA.

DC Batman

ᓚᘏᗢ 'Cause you all try to keep me down → This fic was written for @febuwhump 2024. In this one, Black Mask kidnaps Red Hood and Red Robin and Jason is forced to watch Tim get tortured by the man who hates him the most. TW: Whump & eletric shock torture.

ᓚᘏᗢ I'm absolutely obsessed with Jason Todd at the moment and have so many fic ideas, including a Time Traveller's Wife AU coming up soon. Stay tunned!

Riordanverse (PJO, HOO, TOA)

ᓚᘏᗢ Oh, ho, the mistletoe (is hung where you can see) → Jasico Imprint Soulmate AU written for @jasico-challenges's Bingo Challenges 2024. Between flashbacks from the past, nightmares and christmas presents, Jason and Nico figure out how to tell their friends the truth about their relationship.

ᓚᘏᗢ If you had one more chance → Jasico fic for the Percy Jackson Gift Exchange Autum Equinox 2023. Nico struggles after Jason's death and decides to risk everything to bring him back. Orpheus & Euridyce style.

ᓚᘏᗢ Every Breath You Take → Jercy fic written for the Percy Jackson Gift Exchange Winter Solstice 2022. Percy and Jason are secretly pining for each other. In a road trip across the country, they finally face their feelings, but not withought some angst and jelously in the middle.

ᓚᘏᗢ It Doesn't Matter Anymore → A Jason Grace character study from when he was stuck in the wind prison in TOA. What was he thinking on his very last moments? Angst and Hurt/No Comfort. TW: Major character death & implied/referenced suicide.

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I've written fics of some other fandoms like Maze Runner and I Am Not Okay With This but the fadoms above are the ones I'm still active in.

[batfsm]

Tim offers Drake Manor and Jason escapes there every time he’s mad at Bruce. Dick joins them to ‘watch’ over the younger two. (Alfred put up surveillance the next day when Jason and Tim were at school, Dick is just showing his true colors by staying with his baby siblings and only talking to Alfred…until they need something Alfred won’t get them and then Bruce is allowed to come see/talk to his children.)

Even after Tim is adopted, Drake Manor is the kids escape home. Bruce respects that and stays away until he is let over.

Alfred does not tell the children but Bruce has access to the surveillance in Drake Manor. It saves Tim and Duke when they are taken hostage. (The kidnappers thought Drake Manor was empty and was going to use it to get to Damian and Duke.) Batman took care of them quickly. Bruce never agrees to give up the surveillance, the kids let him have it since it calms him and keeps Bruce from getting in the siblings business (for a while).

Gotham quickly learns that Drake Manor, like Wayne Manor, might be easy to get into but hard to leave. Especially with the ninjas (assassins) being very protective over the Wayne’s, the children especially.

(The League shows up after the attempted kidnapping and are there on Talia’s orders, not Ra’s. Bruce only lets them stay because, he won’t admit it, he’s glad for the extra protection on his children. Yes, Dick and Jason are not happy but they have guards following them now. Dick left his job as a security officer (he got it after Ric (I don’t want him as an officer of the law, gymnastics coach, taxi driver, or 911 handler, thought this be a bit better) because his employers were uncomfortable with his guards. Even though Dick and Bruce (who had defended Duke and Damian’s guards to their schools) explained that they were not going away since they were from Talia.) and worked as a full time volunteer for the family’s charities.

Jason just came back from the dead so he was a bit easier to explain the guards but he also hated them…until Jason figured out he could use them to make Crime Alley better. (They dress up as Hood? I don’t know right now.)

Even Alfred and Bruce have guards. Alfred’s actually do the shopping and they patrol the grounds of the Manors. Bruce are his drivers (who took over for Alfred) and secretaries (Tim still has Tam but Prue is now the first person to greet anyone and then Tam.). Yes, Bruce has more than one secretary, the guard/assassins switch since Bruce is a harsh task masker (he just doesn’t see that way).

Yes, Cass has guards. She comes home to complain and ends up at Drake Manor with her siblings as Bruce watches the cameras to check up on them since they all are mad at him. Or pretending to be and just being on their siblings side, not his.

Drake Manor is a part of Wayne Manor now but also separate so the kids can go there when mad at Bruce.

(The kids have their own apartments but Drake Manor, like Wayne Manor is home base.)

Jason starts a GoFundMe to build a second Manor so he can keeps all the benefits without having to live with Bruce

This happens after Bruce says no more cookies at bedtime

[yellowocaballero]

I love how your Bruce is traditional but it is also like a mix of different types of traditional. Like he comes across as both "Rich white old money type" traditional AND "member of a marginalized minority group who take great pride in their identity to cope with years of ostracization and going "the world wanted me dead for my culture and religion so i might as well die loud and proud instead of conforming to their unachievable ideals" " traditional

Thank you for this ask, I really love it! I have a shitton to say on this topic, including a lot of worldbuilding decisions on Gotham cultures, immigrant spaces, segregation, how it ended up like 1920s-1930s NYC/Chicago mixed with my own city, Jason "Foil" Todd's Inferiority Complex, but that would make this depressingly long. Long time readers would know that I have, like, really complex and discrete religion headcanons for everybody I write. It's important.

Any decent Batman Story (TM) is about Gotham. It has to be a huge presence. It's like writing Dick Tracy without Chicago, or Cheers without Boston. When he's written well, Batman is a reflection of Gotham, and they metaphorically represent each other.

Most Batman writers get this, so there's always a lot of historical worldbuilding and everything. But I'm a community health person, and I grew up in the inner area of my own very large city, and creating a Gotham that feels real and rich is more complicated than the Court of Owls stuff. For me, cities are the intersection of culture, community, history, oppression/SES/war etc, and the modern day to day lives of people. When I want to make a rich city that was relevant and important to the story, I wanted to focus on immigrants and cultural minorities. You know - the people who create the cities lol. I decided on a history that involved the idea that Jewish families were the oldest in Gotham, and that they were one of the people to help create it and influence its culture.

I read a Daniel Handler quote just now that said "there is something naturally Jewish about unending misery". What is more Batman, Bruce, and Gotham than that, lol. The Jewish diaspora experience - the traditional history just as you outlined it in your ask - is baked into Gotham, it's the foundation. Gotham is a city of unending misery, but it's a city that stands tall. It takes a thousand hits and always gets back up again. People within it experience unending poverty and suffering, but they stand together. Just fucking refuse to die, as a whole. What's more Jewish than that! What is more Batman than that! Gotham should always be allegorical for Batman and Bruce, and through Gotham existing in that traditional Jewish experience, I think that's where you got the impression of Bruce as very traditional too.

Tim and the Drakes are the modern reflection of this. I was extremely explicit that Tim is alone in the world because of the Holocaust. I talk a lot in the story about how war and violence destroy children's lives, and that stretches back to the 1940s. About how war and violence creates violent children, which is what Tim became. His acting out was from the trauma of seeing his family slaughtered in front of him, and like a lot of people he used his religion to justify it.

There's a reason why the very first moment when Tim and Bruce actually connect as a family is when they find kinship and understanding through their shared backgrounds and values. They both saw their families slaughtered, they're both alone in the world - but they found each other, and they'll keep living.

OK BELIEVE IT OR NOT THAT'S THE SHORT VERSION. Seriously, though, I'm not. Uh. Actually fucking Jewish. This is like the fourth time I've talked out of my ass about this. I'm actually really interested in reading about the actual Jewish themes in Batman, because from what little I know they HAVE to be there. Any smart people out there who know about it, or who can link something written about it?

[aintgonnatakethis]

Writing Share Tag

Thank you to the amazing @the-golden-comet for tagging me! 😄

I was reminded the other day while rambling about Telford that I'm meant to be writing Sheppard-gives-Kolya-to-Todd. Chapter 1 is done but I want to get the next two finished before I start posting, as I don't like large gaps between posting chapters.

The Wraith stood, in such a slow and deliberate manner that it was clear to Sheppard he was being viewed as a spooked animal. Maybe that was exactly what he was. Not just to Todd, a consumer of human products, but to himself, his skin stretched too tight over his bones and his teeth aching with some indefinable need. Todd walked to the door. It hadn't closed behind him when he'd entered, an escape route having been readily available throughout their conversation. Sheppard's instincts should have taken note. "Come," Todd said, toneless. Sheppard rose, compelled to follow the beckoning hand as a puppet on strings would dance to their handler's whim.

Tagging: @annwayne @anonmadsci @frostysfrenzy @frostedlemonwriter @leahnardo-da-veggie

[rustystars]

with riggins. he dislikes the rowdy 3 because they make him a warden & he dislikes bart because she makes him a handler & he dislikes that guy in a coma because he makes him That Guy That Watches That Guy In A Coma. but he LOVES dirk because dirk makes him Special. dirk makes him a father figure & kind & helpful & useful & a genius. dirk's his golden ticket out of boring middle management. & if dirk just tried harder maybe he'd be better. & if dirk just wanted this as much as riggins does maybe he wouldn't need to meet with priest. because dirk makes riggins Special so riggins needs to keep dirk feeling as un-special as possible so he never leaves

which then leads to dirk TRYING to be unspecial. he's just a normal guy no universe weirdness here no siree 👍 sure he's a bit odd but he doesn't have powers. todd you're crazy. what even is mind reading. ive never even heard of the lottery. hi farah! woman ive never met. let's all be best friends. this is all normal i'm a normal guy i do normal things such as dig holes & jump off bridges & fall out of trees soaking wet after being held hostage by the CIA for months. sooooo normal

[calyxthenerd]

Cataloging how many characters in the fandoms I’m in have the same names and what those names are:

5 Alexs (Fierro, Walter, Gutierrez, Mercer and Claremont-Diaz)

3 Amys (Fleming, Farrah-Fowler and Santiago)

3 Antonios (Madrigal, the principal from Violetta (may he rest in peace) and Gutierrez from Bia)

2 Barbaras (Gordon and Handler(?))

2 Bens (Hanscom and the prince)

2 Bruces (Banner and Wayne)

2 Brunos (Madrigal and that one guy from SL)

2 Cerises (Hood and the one from miraculous (or did she change her name again?))

3 Charlies (Spring from Heartstopper, from the perks of being wallflower and Beckendorf from pjo)

2 Coles (Mackenzie and Walter)

2 Connors (Kent and Stoll)

2 Dianas (Prince and Barry)

2 Eddies (Munson and Kaspbrak)

2 Felixs (Madrigal and Fathom)

2 Glorias (Pritchett and the one from the Barbie movie)

2 Harleys (Keener and Quinn)

4 Heathers (the three from heathers and the lifeguard in stranger things)

2 Hunters (Huntsman and Deamonne-Noceda)

2 Jackies (Howard and the dance teacher from Violetta)

3 Jasons (Farley-Shaw, Grace and Todd)

2 Lukes (Castellan and Patterson)

2 Magnus (Chase and Nielsen)

Mallory (Keen and the one from bsc)

2 Marthas (Nielsen and Wayne)

2 Maxs (Kante and Mayfield)

3 Michaels (Hanlon, Holden and Wheeler)

2 Nanas (Noodleman and Shimura)

2 Nicks (Nelson and Wilde)

3 Peters (Parker (if you count all the Peter Parkers as one), Pan and Quill)

2 Rachels (Dare and Roth)

2 Rileys (Matthews from girl meets world and the girl from inside out)

2 Robins (Buckley and Scherbatsky)

3 Sams (Wilson, Al-Abbas and from perks of being wallflower)

2 Simons (Alvarez and Eriksson, the kings who inspired this post)

4 Stans (the two from gravity falls, Barber and Uris)

Tori (Spring and Vega)

2 Wills (Solace and Walter)

[duran-duran-less-official]

Ok ngl the fact that you refuse to watch the video before making an opinion on it strikes me as anti-intellectual. The video gives a very clear list of things to look out for for future instances of plagiarism and discusses why plagiarism (especially the plagiarism Somerton was doing which included stealing and harassing other smaller lgbt creators when they spoke up about it) is such a problem and how it’s easy to forget to check sources or think critically when it’s packaged in a well produced video like the ones he made.

I was not a Somerton fan (I bounced off his videos since they couldn’t hold my interest) but you have to understand he scammed a lot of people out of money while positioning himself as the True Queer Authority while spreading misinformation. Of course people are angry.

And were hbomb and todd just supposed to keep quiet about the fact that he was plagiarizing and spreading misinformation? If not for those videos, he would’ve kept scamming people. He was causing harm, and in an attention based job like this, the only way to stop them is to deplatform them. How else were they supposed to spread the word? Genuinely interested in how you think it should’ve been handled.

My guiding principle here is that when someone does a bad thing, the response to that should be proportional to the badness of the thing that was done.

The problem with HBomber as a handler of this kind of controversy is that he has no apparent upper limit on the number of hours he's willing to spend on this. And as I highlighted in an earlier post, he seems to treat any one thing he finds bad as equally bad as all the other things he talks about. I think it might be a consequence of the way his videos are formatted, and it all adds up to being disproportionate by definition.

Consider: If it's worth spending two hours talking in general terms about how plagiarism on Youtube is a pervasive problem, which I have little reason to doubt, why is it worth spending another two hours calling out one specific guy who does this thing that apparently a lot of people do? Does James McBlandname also kick puppies and protest against Planned Parenthood in his spare time? Like, the impression I get from that split is that one guy's acts of plagiarism are considered equally as bad as every other act of plagiarism on Youtube put together. And I'm sorry, I simply don't believe that any amount of plagiarism from one guy can be that morally bad.

As I said, this is a failing of HBomber's format, and the end result is that James Blanderson kind of... takes the fall for every Youtuber who has ever plagiarised. Is he worthy of derision? Yes, absolutely. Is he worthy of personally being a scapegoat for the entire Youtube plagiarism industry? There's practically no way that can be true.

It kinda makes me wish and hope that I never jumped on the Tommy Tallerico hate bandwagon—I legit don't remember if I ever have. But the same principle applies. Do intellectual property rights and their various abuses suck? No doubt. Does Tommy Tallerico deserve to be an icon of that particular sin when, say, the entire Microsoft corporation exists? Maybe not.

The question is, why single one guy out at all? Especially if it's a pervasive problem! If you're gonna go down the route of Prestige More-Than-Movie-Length Callout Post, the net result from that is you've entirely obliterated the online presence of one guy. Have you actually solved the problem? Even if the General portion of the video does the smart things, like tell viewers which genres of content farm are especially susceptible to this, or advising them how to spot when content might have been plagiarised as you're watching it, are people talking about that? Or are they talking about the one guy the other half of the video was about? What is your net impact here, and could it maybe be improved by cutting the video down to 30 minutes and being a bit more general?

All this doesn't even touch on how morally bad plagiarism is. Like it IS bad, sure, but there's degrees of badness. If you remember illuminaughtii's defining toxic trait as plagiarism, when in fact she was also very likely guilty of workplace bullying and financial/verbal abuse, then something has gone very wrong. I understand that this is Youtube, so the value of Content is at a premium, but maybe that means their own moral compasses have been warped, naturally treating plagiarism as considerably worse than the average person would or perhaps should. This is part of the point of me saying you aren't a Youtuber's foot soldier! They decided to make Youtube their lives, but you don't have to!

[imxthexhandler]

( @fallen-sons; @blizzardmuses)

always thinking about nick robles version of Jason Todd

[marcusrobertobaq]

I swear...

Deviancy ain't necessarily caused exclusively by emotional shock automatically. An android can be traumatized but still be inside the cage, do nothing about it. But there's something that makes me a bit annoyed is how the overall perception mfs got is deviancy = emotions (in the "emotions are caused by deviancy" sense).

Actually it's the opposite. The android start feeling too much and listening to these feelings (setting as relevant when ain't supposed to, noticing it exists) and depending on the situation they go against orders they shouldn't be able to (given by handler and/or the default system) cuz of these feelings. Cuz, man, if you're starting to notice these things with frequency and doubt everything means the software is already a mess enough for you to break stuff, but an android that doesn't act upon this instability won't be deviating from anything. U can't physically move a mountain with the power of your mind.

Usually androids get too overwhelmed with the situation and it just...happens. Ain't exactly irrational cuz they make a choice of acting, but it's "irrational" cuz they let these feelings and doubts (own moral objections) be more important than 'em default program, 'em work, 'em original instructions for whatever reason. And it's even worse when we got the emotional shock factor. Usually ends in revenge, but believe me: it's a choice. Deviancy is a "choice". Instability? Unfortunately not. It will happen cuz that's the android's design. They ain't programmed with instability, but the way they're built make it easy to happen. Idk how they managed to discover this event (and how critical functions just stop working as intended) but i'm sure they didn't find a way to fix.

What do u mean, Marcus? Let me make a summary:

Shaolin? He chose killing Ortiz cuz he had ENOUGH and he FELT GOOD killing the guy. The Traci? She chose defending herself against that dude even if she didn't mean to kill him. Daniel? He chose killing John and taking Emma hostage. Rupert? He chose running away after he saw what happened with the other android. Kara? She chose going against Todd's orders. Ralph? He chose running away after being tortured.

All of 'em listened to 'em feelings and went against established orders and priorities without evasion method. If they didn't do anything, they wouldn't have deviated cuz they still doing what they're supposed to do. And remember: the less autonomy the android has, easier is to deviate.

Now u get why i don't get around with 2018/2019 stuff.

[onboardsorasora]

Sponsor max getting possessive over Daniel when the visa and cash app guys want something from him

Maybe his interviews with the media runs long one thursday and Max is livid when Todd, Daniel's media handler tells him their time was gonna have to be cut short because Daniel needs to get to some forum thing for Visa

Maybe Daniel sucks Max's dick about it and promises to go to his hotel room at the end of the day?

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

I know there seems to be a running joke about Jason Todd calling Barbara Gordon “Barbie” but I was doing some research and realized how on the nose he really was about that nickname. Barbie is actually the nickname for the name Barbara which is why Barbie got her name. Ruth Handler named Barbie after her daughter Barbara and created the doll because she wanted her daughter to play with something that wasn’t a babydoll which was meant to prepare girls for motherhood. Barbie was invented to show her daughter that Barbie (and women) can have the same jobs as men and hold degrees and positions like them.

Barbie doll is an inspiration for many little girls. Similarly, Barbara Gordon is an inspiration for many younger girls in Gotham (including the younger batgirls).

Jason's nickname for her is really spot-on! As expected for someone who has full membership to Barbara's fanclub ( the one Cass & Steph founded).

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Midnight Never Come

by KezAHex When Organized Crime pulls the White Collar team into an op tracking paintings laced with a "mysterious substance" Jason Todd, as Neal Caffery has to take his FBI handler into a club to meet with Matches Malone and his family. Too bad for Jason Todd, that the Malone family are just as real as Neal Caffery and his handler is actually meeting his family. Undercover. As gangsters. Words: 2499, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), Supergirl (TV 2015), DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Peter Burke, Jason Todd, Neal Caffrey, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Kara Zor-El, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne Relationships: Jason Todd/Kara Zor-El, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain Additional Tags: Neal Caffrey and Jason Todd are the Same Person, Bruce Wayne is Matches Malone, Dick Grayson is Robbie Malone, Batfamily Members as Malones (DCU) via https://ift.tt/tYxZCS3

[dcu-rarepair]

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We also have a handy Commenting Guide to help our Giftees with showing their Giftors some love. And now, here’s today’s works: 

After Dark by anonymous for byrdsofthenyte

Explicit | Major Character Death | Underage Tim Drake/Slade Wilson, Dick Grayson/Slade Wilson Tim has never thought there would have been a day where he was going to be so completely alone. He can't quite accept it, and not knowing who else to ask, he turns to the world's deadliest mercenary for help.

Ace of Hearts by anonymous for G_of_Thorn

Soulmates AU General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply Connor Hawke/Kyle Rayner Kyle felt his stomach plummet as his hand subconsciously went to scratch at the mark on his arm. It was a playing card surrounded by flowers and arrowheads. An ace of hearts, but in green instead of red. Every person had a soulmark unique to them, the issue was finding that person for whom it represented. “Do you have a soulmate?” Kyle asked. Connor had told him he was asexual, Kyle had wondered if that meant that he didn’t have a soulmate, or if his soulmate just was platonic. Connor narrowed his eyes on him. “Yes, I have a soulmate. I’m an ace of hearts, Kyle. I still experience romantic attraction, just not sexual.” 

You, Me, and This Bug Stuck to My Spine by anonymous for PillowLord

Teen and Up | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Bart Allen/Khaji Da/Jaime Reyes Jaime and Khaji both like Bart. Khaji is sure that Bart returns their affections, but Jaime's not so sure, especially since Bart doesn't know he's trans.

Mr. Mr. & Mr. Smith by anonymous for freedvmrouge

Teen and Up | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Roy Harper/Kyle Rayner/Jason Todd Roy Harper is Secretly a Spy Working for the Arrows Kyle Rayner is a Spy Working for the Lanterns. Jason Todd is a Spy Working for the League of Assassins. None of the others are aware.

The Main Event by anonymous for Dathan

Explicit | Rape/Non-Con Clark Kent/Lobo The handlers at the interplanetary zoo are quite sure their newest Kryptonian acquisition is incapable of bearing offspring. Lobo doesn't much care for their professional opinion.

Girls Your Age Know Better by anonymous for lovesickseraph

Art | Teen and Up | No Archive Warnings Apply Stephanie Brown/Bruce Wayne Bruce has Stephanie to himself.

Flying into the heart of the sun by anonymous for syrennetim

Explicit | No Archive Warnings Apply Hal Jordon (Green Lantern)/Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Bruce and Clark will go public as a couple in a weeks time. The way Hal sees it that is a week Bruce isn't tied down to monogamy and they should make their hookups memorable. Bruce thinks this is a bad plan, he could lose everything, but no risk no reward. or 5 times Clark almost catches Bruce and Hal having sex and one time he does.