#han eun sung x reader

[moonbyulsstuff]

Hi ! ✨

I I don't know if you still take requests otherwise you can ignore 👀 but I saw that you were writing about Eun Sung from reality can we have more headcanons ? it was so cute 🥰 😻

Like who took the first step or a domestic headcannon or more on disputes and reconciliations

Love u 💫

Domestic Headcannon.

GN Reader.

Request Rules.

Masterlist.

Requested.

Between you and Eun-Sung, people would have thought it was Eun-Sung who would have made the first step between the two of you.

Asking you out first, but it turns out it was you who made the first step, asking him out first.

Even though Eun-Sung was a man of confidence, he was slightly weak and nervous when it comes around you. So you took the first step of asking him on a date.

It came out as a shock to him but he did agree, he had a monotone look on his face but inside he was cheering, internally screaming.

So after a few dates, you two ended up dating.

Your relationship was cute, fun and most important of all, healthy.

Even if Eun-Sung may seem the red flag type of guy, but he wasn't. He didn't want to hurt you in any way.

He already got a reputation of being a cold and ruthless man for beating other people, he wanted to be the man you truly deserve.

Eun-Sung was careful and soft around you, making sure you were alright.

You two favorite way of spending time with each other was just at your house or at his, cuddling on the couch or on the bed.

He really liked having his hands on your body, he likes to feel your body under his touch.

Squeezing or rubbing your thigh, waist, your stomach, your back, your hair. But his favorite part of you was your thigh, he just likes how squishy or plump they were.

He enjoys squeezing them whenever he's out trance, busy, or stressed.

Now, I might not be taking any IRL quest request at the moment since I have stopped reading it at some point, so to the people who requested it. I'm very sorry and I'll try my best to finish them at some point.

[the-expired-tofu]

The Devil's Trumpets | Pt. 4

|| A 'The Glory' fanfic || MINORS DNI [18+]

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a/n: Hey there, this is my first time writing a fan fiction. I might change a few things in my fictions later on. Also, my English isn't my first language so my writing might lack some fluency. Hope you enjoy :) trigger warnings: lots of swearing, bullying, murder, gore, depression, abuse, mature content, violence, sexual themes. pairing: reader x multi

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Moon Dong-eun

I drove back to Semyeong after meeting with Y/N. I had to get some of the things done before I go back to Seoul to tutor her niece. I parked my car in the parking lot where Hyeon-nam, an assistant I hired, was supposed to meet me.

        Months ago, before I met Y/N, I was outside the Semyeong Foundation’s chairman’s house where I was busy rummaging through his garbage to find some disposed documents I needed to get into the Semyeong Elementary School, that’s when I met Hyeon-nam. She told me that she worked for the chairman and that, she threatened me she will report me to him if I didn��t give her those documents back, but soon that idea was dismissed. Instead, we made a deal. In exchange of her helping me with my plans, I am to kill her abusive husband.

        This is where I found the opportunity to make her my assistant. Ever since then, she’s been doing each and every task perfectly without getting caught. We both decided to meet at an empty parking lot at the end of the day, only to not be suspected. She would get inside my car and leave behind some documents and photographs I order her to gather. She is the reason I was able to apply for the homeroom teacher’s job.

        Few weeks after meeting her, I told her to drive to Seoul and get me some info on Y/N. I always had my mind made up to execute my plans alone. No, am not scared of them. But as more number of people I get by my side, the easier it would be for me.

        Since she couldn’t afford a car for herself, I had a black sedan bought under my name and let her borrow it. Before doing so, she took driving lessons for a month. After getting her license, she tracked down the chairman and got me all the information I needed. She is exceptionally good at her job, most probably loyal too.

        “But what about the toll booths? Won’t they charge me?”

        “Don’t worry, this car is under my name. And anyways I have a tag attached to the windscreen, so it will get paid easily and you have nothing to worry about,” I point at the top right corner of the screen.   

        “Alright ma'am.”

        “Make sure you get all the proper information and take necessary pictures. I need to know everything, I mean everything. The place where she lives, the job she works at, whether she lives alone, everything.”

        “Yes ma'am.”

        I had a picture of Y/N from when we both studied at the Sung-han High school. As far as I remember, both of us left the school mid-year. She had the advantage of using her step-father’s money to change schools mid-year, while I had to dropout. Before she encountered those leeches, she had quite many friends, and so did I, but I was closest to Gyeong-ran. We were inseparable, until I became a target to them. Ever since then, she didn’t even bother to take a stand for me, help me, nor even look at me. She behaved as if I didn’t even exist. It was the same for Y/N as well. In fact, no students nor teachers helped us out. Except, we had a school nurse who really looked out for us. She even took pictures of our injuries to use it against the person who was behind this (she didn’t know it was Yeon-jin back then). Unfortunately, she left the school after she found out it was her. On the bright side, I didn’t lose those pictures. I have plans to use these against them in the future.

        Hyeon-nam got back few days after I sent her to Seoul. I told her I would take care of her husband Seok-jae and her daughter Sun-a while she was away with the excuse that the chairman sent her to Seoul for a few days for some work in order to get paid more. They undoubtedly got easily convinced. At first, she was scared that he might abuse her daughter since she would be away for a few days. I managed that as well as I sent quite a lot of money to Seok-jae through Sun-A to get him more occupied with gambling. With that, he didn’t even bother to touch Sun-A. I am still waiting for the right time to get rid of him from their lives forever.

        “I got everything you asked for,” she said as she hands out a transparent file to me. Few of the contents fall onto my lap from the folder. I raise my hand to halt her from collecting them.

        “That’s the apartment she lives in,” she points out to the picture I was holding. “And this is a fast food restaurant where she works,” she hands me out another photo. “I also found that to afford her university funds, she also did a babysitting job few years ago.”

        “Which university did she go to?”

        “The Seoul Womens’ University. She was majoring in Data Science.”

        “Wait, she did a job before working at the fast food restaurant for her college funds? Didn’t her mother send her the money though?”

        “Yes, because her mom thought she was grown up enough to afford her own bills so that’s why, she stopped depositing money into her account.”

        “Also why couldn’t she afford a cell-phone for herself when she was still at school? I mean, her mother didn’t stop sending her the money back then?”

        “Her mother simply said not to buy herself any phones, because if she did, she would stop depositing her any necessary amount Y/N might have needed.”

        “They lived separately yet controlled her life, told her to do what she was told, classic parenting,” I said.

        “You’re saying that she majored in data science. We have quite many reputable companies in South Korea that hire students who major in this. Then how come she began working in a fast food restaurant?”

        “Well, the university she graduated from isn’t very well known. And that’s why, companies rarely recruit anyone from there.”

        “I see,” I nod my head in agreement.

        “Also there’s nothing really comfy about the apartment she lives in, nor the job she works at,” I said after I handed over the pictures to her. “Did you get to know anything about the school Min-hee attends?”

        “Nothing much, it’s just that it’s very cheap,” she hands out an advertisement pamphlet of that school. “It’s a nursery school after all, so I couldn’t find much about it.”

        “Okay,” I place the pamphlet on the dashboard.

        I released the seatbelt and it slid up behind me. I looked out at the mist outside as it made the whole parking lot partially visible. The streetlights lip up the mist like a halo as if some smoke passed through it. Far out beyond the highways, I could see the glowing blue Jaepyeong Construction logo at the top of the building.

        “Alright then, you’ve done enough as for now. Make a few copies and give them to me the next time we meet.”

        “Why can’t I mail these to you-“

        “No. Someone might find out about us. So just do as I say.”

        “Alright. Good night ma'am.”

        “Drive off before I leave.”

        I got out of her car to step outside and close the door behind me as I walk towards my car. As I get in, Hyeon-nam turns off the light inside and drives off. I turn the key in my ignition and the headlights turn on to make a bright glow on the wall opposite to my car.

        I steer my car towards the exit and enter the highway. Am not going home yet. I will visit Y/N after a few days. I have another job to do for now. I drive to the place where elders play a board game called Go. Quite an interesting game. One of my acquaintances taught me how to play it while I was still enrolled in Euicheon. It’s a game of who occupies the largest territory, wins the game.

        The place where the elders gather to play Go is where Ha Do-Yeong goes to after finishing his work. Go seems like a favorite game of his. That’s where am going to. My plan is to intrigue him through my Go skills and make him fall right into my trap. He’s the key who will lead me to Yeon-jin, his beloved wife, a monster.

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[kpopotd2]

September Wrap Up

Wow, guys. It’s September. And that means the Fall comeback rush! We hope all your favorite groups are making comebacks soon, and if not, keep hope because there are still a few months left in 2019! 

We’ve been going strong, getting things ready for my next announcement-- WE ARE STARTING A PODCAST! The first episode will be up on October 6 with a second episode following shortly (release dates for subsequent episodes will be announced soon). The three of us have been talking about this since at least March, and we are happy to report that we are getting closer to the release! 

Our aim is to release two episodes a month, the first episode will follow a looser format where we talk about a lighthearted topic, while the second episode will be more informative. In this first episode we will talk about the different ways the three of us got into KPOP! We will be on SoundCloud and eventually Spotify and iTunes. More information and links will be posted soon!

In lesser but still exciting news, we now have a Spotify! We will be putting up personally curated playlists on there so please check it out and follow us there as well!

We hope you guys will enjoy it, and if you have any topics you want us to cover let us know!

Happy Fall!

~JR, Min, and Onyx

NEWS:

September 28, 2009: President Lee Myung Bak replaces Prime Minister Han Seung-soo with Chung Un-chan. 

September 2, 2010: Typhoon Kompasu starts moving towards South Korea. September 25, 2010: During the 2010 FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup, South Korea won their first FIFA World Cup title. September 29, 2010: Kim Jong-il’s son, Kim Jong-un, is revealed to the world, made a general, and appointed to head of the Worker’s Party.

September 15, 2011: A blackout engulfs the all of South Korea.   September 10-17, 2012: Typhoon Sanba makes landfall in South Korea after hitting Okinawa, Japan.

September 3, 2014: On their way back from Daegu, the Ladies’ Code members were involved in a car accident which lead to the deaths of members Eunbi and eventually RiSe.

September 19, 2014: The Asian Games begin in Incheon, South Korea.

September 6, 2015: The Dolgorae, a submarine, sinks near Chuja Island with 10 people dead, eight missing, and three surviving.

Gaon Album Chart - Album  of the Month 2010-2015:

2010: To Anyone by 2NE1

2011: In Heaven by JYJ

2012: One of A Kind by G-Dragon

2013: Coup d’Etat by G-Dragon  

2014: Mamacita by Super Junior

2015: Magic by Super Junior

DRAMAS:

September 2009: High Kick Through the Roof (This 126 episode long family drama (which is also the second in the High Kick trilogy) boasted countless cameos and popular OSTs. It starred Choi Daniel, Hwang Jung Eum, Yoon Si Yoon, and Shin Se Kyung. It also won various awards at multiple awards shows.) September 2009: Smile, You (This show stars Lee Min Jung and Jung Kyung Ho-- this was the first lead roles for both actors. This was the first K-drama to be remade in India, as well as eventually receiving a remake in Turkey.)

September 2010: The Fugitive: Plan B (This action drama stars Rain and Lee Na Young. It averaged over 10% viewership ratings.)  September 2010: Playful Kiss (This rom-com stars Jung So Min and SS501 member Kim Hyun Joong. This is the first Korean adaptation of the Japanese manga of the same name. Following the show’s conclusion, a mini web-series was released chronicling the main characters’ married life.) 

September 2011: Poseidon (This action drama stars Super Junior’s Choi Siwon and actress Lee Si Young. Originally, Shinhwa’s Eric Mun and actress Kim Ok Bin were slotted to be the leads, but following a military accident they left the project and it was moved from SBS to KBS.)  September 2011: High Kick: Revenge of the Short Legged (This is the third season in the High Kick trilogy, and stars former g.o.d. Member Yoon Kye Sang, Lee Jong Suk, f(x) member Krystal, and Kim Ji Won among many others.) 

September 2012: The Third Hospital (This medical drama stars Kim Seung Woo, Oh Ji Ho, Kim Min Jung and Girl’s Generation member Choi Soo Young. It was broadcast internationally in Algeria, Malaysia, and the Philippines.)  September 2013: Secret Love (This medical drama stars Hwang Jung Eum, Ji Sung, and Lee Da Hee. The viewership ratings averaged over 10%, and it won multiple awards and was broadcast internationally in three other countries.) 

September 2014: My Spring Days (This drama stars Kam Woo Sung and Girl’s Generation member Choi Soo Young. It beat out the two dramas that aired on the same day, SBS’s My Lovely Girl and KBS2′s Iron Man, with viewership ratings of about 10%.) September 2014: My Lovely Girl/She’s So Lovable (This show stars Rain, f(x) member Krystal, and INFINITE member L (with former INFINITE member Hoya in a supporting role). The OSTs boast Loco, Mamamoo, Krystal, Fiestar, and more.) 

September 2015: She Was Pretty (This rom-com stars Park Seo Joon, Hwang Jung Eun, Goo Joon Hee, and Super Junior member Choi Siwon. It reunites Park Seo Joon and Hwang Jung Eum from the early 2015 drama Kill Me, Heal Me. It averaged over 10% viewership ratings, and its OST’s featured Kihyun of Monsta X, Soyou formerly of Sistar, Siwon, and Park Seo Joon. It earned multiple awards at various award shows, and eventually received four remakes, including one in Turkey.)  September 2015: D-Day (This disaster drama stars Kim Young Kwang, Jung So Min, Ha Seok Jin, and INFINITE member Sungyeol. It was broadcast in four other countries.)  

FILMS:

September 9, 2009: The Case of Itaewon Homicide (This movie was based on the true story of the Itaewon Murder Case in which a Korean college student was found murdered. It stars Jung Jin Young and Jang Geun Suk. Following the movie release, interest in the case was reignited and an appeal to the courts was made. The film had over 500,000 cinema admissions.)  September 16, 2010: Cyrano Agency (This witty comedy stars Uhm Tae Woong and Park Shin Hye. The movie was twenty years in the making before finally going into production under Myung Films. Despite it’s low budget it made a slow rise to over 2.5 million admissions. In 2013, a drama spin off called Dating Agency: Cyrano aired.) September 16, 2010: A Better Tomorrow (This film is a remake of the ‘86 Hong Kong movie of the same name. It brought in over 1.5 million admissions, making over $10 million.) 

September 8, 2011: The Day He Arrives (This indie film is fully black and white, and  stars singer Yoo Jun Sang. It gained over 40,000 admissions and made around $300,000 at the box office.)  September 22, 2011: The Crucible/Silenced (This film, starring Gong Yoo, is based on a true story regarding the continuous sexual assault on the students at a school for the hearing impaired. There was a public outcry following the movie’s release because the perpetrators got away without punishment.) 

September 13, 2012: Masquerade (This film stars Lee Byung Hun, Ryu Seung Ryong, and Han Hyo Joo. It brought in over 12 million admissions, making it the ninth highest grossing movie in Korean cinema history. It did incredibly well with critics and won many awards at multiple award shows.)  September 11, 2013: The Face Reader (This period movie stars Song Kang Ho, Lee Jong Suk, and Jo Jung Suk. It won a handful of awards at various award shows.)  September 3, 2014: My Brilliant Life (This movie stars Song Hye Kyo and Gang Dong Won. It is based on the 2013 novel of the same name by author Kim Ae Ran. It did very well at the box office with over 1.5 million admissions and made about $10 million.) 

September 16, 2015: The Throne (This period film stars Song Kang Ho, Yoo Ah In, and Moon Geun Young. It is based on the true story of the life of Crown Prince Sado, his life and relationship with his father King Yeongjo. It won a handful of awards at various award shows.)  September 24, 2015: Right Now, Wrong Then (This movie stars Jung Jae Young and Kim Min Hee. It has a Rotten Tomatoes score 93% and 81 out of 100 on Metacritic. It won various awards including the Golden Leopard from 68th Locarno International Film Festival.)

SAD STUFF:

September 1, 2009: Actress Jang Jin-young passes away from stomach cancer. 

September 3, 2014: Ladies’ Code member Go Eun-bi, 21, passes away immediately following a car accident.  September 7, 2014: Ladies’ Code member Kwon Rise, 23, passes away after multiple surgeries due to injuries from the same car accident.

TOP POST OF THE MONTH:

Jonghyun with End of a Day

-A Tribute To EunBi and RiSe-

EunBi and RiSe debuted in Ladies’ Code as a part of the original five-member lineup in 2013. EunBi was known for her sweet personality and sense of humor. RiSe was a humble beauty queen with a heart of gold. Together, these two were known for their close friendship. After EunBi and RiSe’s passing, the fans and remaining members of the group examined Ladies’ Code’s discography under a different lens, and the remaining members came to earn quite a bit of respect for how they handled their loss. EunBi and RiSe are greatly missed by fans who still celebrate their birthdays every year.

[moonbyulsstuff]

EUNSUNG DATING HEADCANNONS WITH A GN!READER???? (Mayybee a non fighter would nice too sometimes, too many badass readers I need some damsel in distress types now 😔)

Omg I finally get some good content for him 😩 was waiting for this day sooo bad! 😍🫠

Dating Han Eun-Sung Headcanons.

GN Reader.

Requested.

Masterlist.

Request Rules.

This man was absolutely weak towards you.

Just you having anywhere near his sight, get's him weak.

You smiled at him? He's a blushing mess.

You held his hand? He's red as cherry and steam is starting to come out out his head.

So in a nutshell, he's weakness is basically you. Just your presence alone. Just get's him weak in the knees.

Also this man is very romantic, which caught you off guard the moment you two started dating.

Giving you some sweet gesture, and planning surprise for you.

And also this man likes to be pampered, like a lot.

You stroking his hair while he sat on your lap or you sitting on your lap and leaning against you.

And eventually falling asleep on you.

And also, this man get's jealous very easily but it may not be noticeable.

Eun-sung would literally internally pouting, seeing another person flirting with you.

If looks could kill, that person would be 6ft underground.

He would glaring hard at them until they notice and back off.

But if that doesn't happen, then Eun-Sung would come over and wrapped his arms around you while directly looking at the person, telling them to fuck off.

A lot of people were shocked that Eun-Sung was dating.

And a lot of people were jealous, the fact that you were dating Eun-Sung Han himself, and that he was soft around you. It made everyone jealous and you were proud that you got someone like Eun-Sung to be your boyfriend.

Whenever you two get in a argument, Eun-Sung would not be shouting at you.

His voice would be growling and deep, trying to keep the anger in and trying not to shout at you.

If he's the one at fault, it would take many hours for him to realize that. So he would give you some flowers, while apologizing and was even ready to do what you wanted just for you to forgive him.

But if you were the one at fault, then Eun-sung would give you some time and after awhile, you would come through the door and apologize to him. With some flowers, or anything in hand.

But if both of you are at fault, then the two of you would cool off and then the both of you would apologize.

When it comes to anniversary, Eun-Sung doesn't really make a big deal about it. But if you do, Eun-Sung would buy you a expensive gift and then take you out on a date on a expensive restaurant.

But if you really don't make a big deal about it, then Eun-Sung would greet you and still take you out for dinner.

A lot of people are afraid of you, since you are dating Eun-sung Han himself, it made people scared that they would piss of Eun-Sung by messing with you. And then getting themselves beat up the man himself.

So a lot of people tried to get on your good side, in hopes that they would not make an enemy of Eun-Sung himself.

This just likes being around you, he doesn't want to be away from you for even one second.

So he would complain, at the fact he has to go to meeting putting your date on hold.

So... in summary, this man is a simp.

[moonbyulsstuff]

A Friend? Or.. Something More?

Female Reader.

Not Requested.

Masterlist.

Request Rules.

The language that the reader speaks is Bisaya.

There was a buzz around school, apparently there was a transfer foreign student from the Philippines.

And it really went out fast inside the school, not only because she's from the Philippines and also because of how cute the transfer student is.

So, a lot of people were gawking at her as she walked down the hallway with the infamous grey haired male. The male was showing her around the school, thanks to the teacher who asked him to do so.

Eun-Sung a little trouble communicating with her since she has trouble speaking Hangul, she can understand him but she has trouble speaking the language.

So at times, she mispronounce it and cause a misunderstanding, or completely butchered on what she was going to say and say something entirely different instead.

So, she has trouble but she is learning Hangul.

Eun-Sung wasn't entirely interested on the new student, and only did what the teacher had asked him to do. And after the tour ended, Eun-sung and [Name] went back to their classroom.

While [Name] was completely enamored with Eun-Sung looks, just wondering on his skin care and the products he used to make him look that good.

"Is there something wrong with my face?"

[Name] got startled by Eun-Sung voice and chuckled nervously. "Sorry... there's nothing wrong with your face... kanang gwapo man gud kaayo ka (it's just, you are very handsome).." [Name] said switching to her native language for that last part.

Eun-Sung tilted his head, he didn't know what that mean but didn't asked as they continued to walk ahead. And went to their seat like nothing happened.

After a few days, [Name] was getting used to the country but still have trouble and creating misunderstanding with the way she speaks Hangul.

And those past few days... she managed to stole Eun-Sung heart? Somehow... like nobody really knows how but she somehow did.

So know, everywhere you go. You would see Eun-Sung by her side, walking as she mumbled away about something.

"So... so... it turns out, Casey already had a boyfriend and she was ju.. just playing with my cousin's feelings! Like cmon!" [Name] said as Eun-Sung hummed, the grey haired had offered to walk [Name] home after hearing that she became uncomfortable walking home alone since she felt like she was being stalked.

While walking [Name] back to her house, Eun-Sung on the corner of his eye. Saw someone stalking them from behind and it looks like the stalker was angry and looked like he had a plan tonight but failed after seeing Eun-Sung.

'I knew it was a good thing to walk with her tonight.' He thought as they arrived in front of the gate, and Eun-Sung was in shock after seeing teh house that [Name] lived in.

He heard that the reason on why [Name] moved from the Philippines to Korea was because of his brother job, he got a job here and took his family too to live with him.

"Hey... what does your bother do?"

[Name] looked back at him. "Oh, he's a doctor." Now that answered Eun-Sung question and before they could bid goodbye each other, a car pulled up.

[Name] cursed underneath her breath as the door opened to reveal a handsome older male get out. His slick back hair and shocked face. "[Name], who is this?" He asked.

"Kuya (big brother)! This is Eun-Sung my classmate."

The said male bowed down as the male hummed and looked at [Name] with a smirk. "Oh.. ambi nako uyab nimo n- (Oh, I thought this was your boy-)"

"Kuya! Ma! Si kuya napod! (big brother! Mom! Brother is at it again)"[Name] shouted getting insde the house, as Eun-Sung was confused on what the two were on about.

He chuckled and looked back at Eun-Sung. "Thank you for taking care of my sister, I heard a lot of great things about you form her." He said as Eun-Sung nodded.

"It's not a problem, [Name] has said that she felt unsafe coming back home after school." "Oh shit, really?" He nodded as [Name] brother sighed and nodded. "I see, thank you and get home safe." He said as Eun-Sung nodded and the male went inside his house, Eun-SUng let out a sigh and went to the corner where the male was and cornered him.

"There you are.. let's have a little chat shall we?"

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"Eun-sung, are you sure it's alright with you?" She asked as the male nodded. "I don't mind." She hummed.

Eun-Sung was with [Name[ for today, she wanted to go shopping with the allowance her brother gave her. And Eun-Sung offered to go with her.

So here they were, Eun-Sung was looking at [Name] looking for outfits, trying them and asking Eun-Sung opinion on them. While some people were in awe as they saw the two, thinking they were a couple.

While [Name] was changing, someone approached him. "How long you two have been together?" Eun-Sung looked at them in shock.

"W-What?" "Oh sorry dear, but you are doing a great job of taking care of your girlfriend. Be sure to keep it up!" "U-Uh.." He was left speechless, he looked down on the ground as [Name] came out of the dressing room as they went to pay for the clothing, Eun-Sung offered to carry her bags as they were now walking back to [Name] house.

After awhile they arrived as [Name] asked Eun-Sung to stay put as she had something for him, Eun-Sung waited for awhile as [Name] came back.

She gave him a box.

"What is this?" He asked taking the box. "Oh! I made it for you, you have been taking care me so well... I thought I could do something for you." [Name] said with tiny blushes across her face.

He had a smile small on his face, and opened it and saw a bracelet with his name on it. He grazed it with his fingertips and put it on. "Thank you [Name]." He said leaning down and kissed her forehead.

"I appreciate it."

[Name] face turned red as steams started to come out, Eun-Sung eyes widened at what he had done as [Name] backed away with a red face and bid goodbye.

"A-AH! Bye Eun-Sung!!" See said and went back inside the house, as Eun-sung coughed and bid goodbye to her and left the area.

[Name] came back inside and saw his brother with a teasing smile and she knew something was wrong.

"Oh fuck! Jack... you better not."

"Mom! Dad! [Name] has a boyfriend!" "KUYA!!"