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lumilamp · 26 days
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Guess who's back again with doa doodles
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crowatyourwindow · 4 months
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Sigma as that specific genre of hamster where they look either afraid for their life or really pissed off
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dailysigma · 20 days
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Today's Sigma is: a stray cat that found a loving home :3
based on the poll from a week ago: "what animal is Sigma?"
tags: @aroacesigma - thank you !
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profoundlysick · 2 days
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Smigma male lol - 🐶
That's me, that's me!
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aroacesigma · 1 year
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gonna draw my fave bsd characters with the pets i think they should have soon
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floorpancakes · 2 years
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watanuki is my sopping wet kitten that i carry by the scruff of his sad kitten neck in my jaw and feed small chunks of kibble biscuits and wet food
HE NEEDS SOME FUCKIN FELIX MEATY SELECTION IN JELLY!!!
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back on my Hamtaro grind
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night-dazai · 7 months
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Hi there. I just read "Beautifully Destroyed" and it was so good! I really like your writing style..
I'm interested in requesting a Fyodor x reader fic, with some religious themes, where they're having their first time together and he's starts out soft and vanilla but slowly gets rougher and more aggressive as he keeps going.
Please feel free to ignore if this makes you uncomfortable. Sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language
and thank you for your time.🍓✨️
Falling for you
Hey, it was such a lovely request while writing this I just realized that I really love writing and reading stuff where the reader is a virgin. And plus thank you so much, I am honoured that you enjoyed my previous work. Thank you любовь💕💕💕
Tags: reader virgin, rough sex, mentions of little blood, female reader, manipulation but sweet aftercare.
Also thanks to @inconspisheadreams for helping me proofread this, but if there are still any mistakes found do let me know. ❤️
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When you first explain to your friends what your type is, add all the details on appearance and personality. little did you know that you were just subconsciously attracted to Russian men. More especially religious Russian men, meeting Fydor was a complete accident no it was a destined meeting, something you humans could not control. 
Little did you know that it was all planned from the first time the Russian saw you at the club, sitting in the corner with a tissue covering your drink? Innocence is seen in your bright eyes and clumsy behaviour, running to your friends when a guy hits on you “Please I said I am not interested, “ you would mumble holding your friend's dress as they told the dude to back off. 
The moment he saw you he knew he would protect you, and also make sure to create a world where you won't be bothered by such things and your innocence can be safe, slowly making accidents for you two meet in cafes and book shops you frequent. The way your eyes widened at his appearance, you were not very short but the little height difference was something Fydor found very cute. 
After a whole year of careful manipulation, he had you become his girlfriend “Fyda …” you started out fidgeting with your top “ что за проблемная принцесса? “ (what's the prob princess ?” ) his voice so gentle rough big hands holding yours. “I…..I always wanted to lose my virginity after marriage “, you said blushing just at the word. 
He was not surprised but kind of, he did expect you to be inexperienced with the way you reacted to his advances but still, the fact that no man has ever touched you made his blood rise “You have not even kissed хомяк ?” (hamster).
His hands traced gently on your bottom lip which quivered under the rough skin contact “ Y...yeah “ you said nodding your head. The black Russian made a note “Marriage, first night “, and from that day on your extremely peaceful life started. 
College got over you got the job at the place you always wanted, Fydor was busy working and you never bothered to ask what it was “ Fyoo!” you exclaimed running into your shared house and thinking about the message you got from him “What-” you words stopped short. Fydor was in the most beautiful white suit you have seen his long hair loose eyes sparkling, on one knee he opened the box “Will you, хомяк ?” (hamster ). You could not control the tears “Yeah!” you nodded and leaped into his arms.
The wedding was short with close friends and people you guys wanted, with Sigma and Nikolai right next to your husband, who was a bit too eager to get his hands on your pure body. 
“What will he think? will he like me? He told me it's fine so it must be right ?” you thought pacing in the bathroom and looking at your reflection. Dressed in a full white gown you stood, the neck was a bit deep and the soft silk showed your curves very lustrously.
Glamping down the lump in your neck you walked out to your bed sat in the corner and waited for your husband. 
Fydor walked into the room, and his proper eyes caught you sitting on the edge of the bed playing with your dress.“Love”,  he said walking towards you. Raising your head you see him all angelic in white “According to the rules of a married couple we must make sure we are married .” his hands roamed your exposed neck as he took a seat next to you “And do you know what that means right ? I will be touching you in very intimate place “ his voice had the same gentle tone but something in it made you shiver. All you could do was nod your head, his lips crashed on yours, soft plump. The kiss was a bit rough is what you felt, it was not the same way he kissed you in front of everyone. 
His rough hands roamed your body and his weight pressed down on you, in all the years of your dating you guys never did anything and even if you slept in the same bed the max was his hands on your waist but now it held a firm grip, unlike his fragile appearance. 
Your head hit the white pillows “I am removing the clothes “, he said sitting back on his heels to remove his shirt, all you could do was sit back and admire the view in front of you “So hungry хомяк “ he teased not removing his pants “ your turn “ he said and moved the dress up your head dropping the only piece of clothing you had. 
Your hands instinctively went to cover your chest “Don't hide dear “, he said moving your hands to admire the view, “ only I can see and feel this “ he thought and gently massaged your breasts. 
It felt weird, you were not sure if that was the feeling of lust but your legs rubbed instinctively “It's soft love “ he mumbled face nuzzling against your neck leaving hot wet kisses down your inner jaw from your neck to your chest while gently holding and twisting your nipples.
Weird noises left your mouth no matter how hard you tried to hold them in it did not work, Fydor’s leg between yours made you feel even weirder you felt scared “Fyda…” you mumbled trying to hold his shoulders “ Fyda..” you said a bit louder making his stop his actions. 
“It feels weird “ you said with wet eyes lashes wet, face red you covered your chest again. 
He wanted to go slow, yes he did, slow and make sure you enjoyed it, he did not want to force you so much that after the first year, he stopped all his tricks thus, the mastermind criminal fell in love. But how can he stop when you lay under him all naked crying just from a few kisses? like not even his fingers but a few kisses, he could not stop and he would not. 
Kissing your forehead he leaned in “Love, it's alright you will soon learn that this is pleasure “ he said moving your hands again but this time his place fingers slithered down to your wet core. 
That feeling you felt when his hands touched your slit, you realized that whatever this person was going to do to you would surely be nothing but pleasurable. You opened your legs a little bit earning a chuckle from your husband “Good хомяк “ he said moving his head down and licking the little hard bud. 
Shots of current and pleasure moved through your body “Fyda…” you moved his name like a chant holding the sheets like it was your lifeline you let the Russian lick and suck all he wanted and for heaven's sake, it felt soo good, it felt heavenly. 
Suddenly you felt a knot in your stomach “ mov..move” you said trying to push his head, it felt like you were going to pee you struggled to move his head but it was too late. Fydor just sat next to your cunt as your squirted for the time in your life, your body shook and trembled in the effect “No..” you sobbed thinking the bad. 
But Fydor was quick to come up to your face and kiss your eyes “It is not what you think, this means I did a good job, you felt good right ?” he asked making you peek at him from your fingers which hid your face ” Yeah “. 
“ The next things will feel even better “ he said slithering to your hole and slipping in, and you could have never wished for anything better. After making sure you had cum twice on his fingers alone he decided that you were ready. 
Removing his pants he let him free, your eyes widened seeing a dick for the first time in real life “It's fine nothing to be scared of it will soon feel good “ he said and pressed the tip at your opening. 
As he entered slowly the pain shot right up your abdomen to your spin and felt like your neck was full your body was getting split into half, hot tears fell on the white already stained pillow, you held on to his arms digging your nails in them. 
The blood was visible on his dick mixed with your juices and cum, it was a dizzy feeling “Was I supposed to go soft? She can take it right ?” he thought pulling his dick out and in with every slow movement seeing the bloody shaft vanish and reappearance. The promise of going slow and not wanting to hurt your innocence all left his mind “I will be one and teach you everything “ his mind went a bit too blank for your good. 
With a sudden thrust, he pushed his full length in making you whimper and hold his arms tighter feeling the burning pain, his thrusts did not stop Pace rough hands holding your hands down making sure you were not squirming or moving as he moved in and out of your bloody cunt. 
“Slo..slow down “ you moaned pain slowly fading and something new settling in, it was weird but felt weirdly nice and …full. Fydor threw his head back and kept moving at his own pace as your words and please fell on deaf ears, he was busy chasing his high in your tight cunt which was almost suffocating him. 
It was not long before you held his hands tighter shouting you were cumming soon he followed. “phew …” Fydor moved his hair back opening his purple eyes to look at your fucked out face, it was not that he did not hear, he did not want to hear. Your pleading voice was music for him, your little grip was like a peck on his hands, and your tears turned him only more. Pulling out he let his cum mixed with your flow out of your cunt as you lay there twitching. 
The white bed stained with drool, tears, sweat and cum look beautiful with the tiny drops of your blood which were mixed with your cum “ хомяк ?” he asked. Getting his rational mind back Fydor realised his actions “You could not even handle a simple pinch and would yelp shit !” he thought and moved your hair from your face “You alright ? I am sorry love “ he said soothing and kissing your checks. 
“Yeah… it hurt but…later felt nice..” you yawned sleep and tiredness taking over your exhausted body you pulled him with the only strength you and he let you “It's fine …sleep,” you said closing your eyes and holding his neck. 
Never in all his life did a man like him expect to meet someone like you and have you to himself “Sleep хомяк you did so good for me “ he said. Not sleeping you moaned answering him “I…я тебя люблю “(I love you ) you mumbled and went into slumber your body relaxing against his chest as his eyes widened in surprise. 
Did you learn Russian for him? A genuine smile formed on his thin lips “Good night and я тебя люблю “ he said getting up cleaning you hugging your naked body and drifting into the best slumber he had in his entire life. 
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eff-plays · 19 days
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Astarion is British old money from a prestigious family who finished law school with excellent grades but shat it all away to move to the US and become a right-wing grifter who likes to trigger the libs. Has "sigma male" in his bio. His Twitter likes are either softcore porn or people talking about loneliness.
Gale moderates several huge subreddits and thinks that the best way to flirt is to defeat someone in the marketplace of ideas. He'll gift you Reddit gold and then slide into your DMs with rizz like "you sir and/or ma'am, have just won the internet." Posts pics of his cat where he takes up a suspicious 60% of the frame.
Wyll got famous after a stranger filmed him in a comic book store and uploaded it on TikTok. Uses his newfound fame to post blandly wholesome Instagram pics and promote charities. Finds a partner super quickly, has two kids whose faces he dutifully blurs in every pic, and then retires and leaves the web at the ripe old age of 30.
Karlach used to be a tech bro dick rider until he rugpulled his crypto memecoin. Now she does nothing but post videos of all the tech she owned from his company exploding or being destroyed (by her) and tagging him in them. Types only in all-caps.
Shadowhart mostly lurks on drama subreddits. The only time she comments is on AITA posts, always to say OP is the A regardless of her own opinion or the general consensus, and always under a new throwaway. Has an extremely well-curated Pinterest account and an old-school Tumblr aesthetic blog.
Minsc posts only on ancient forums. It's mainly about wrestling. His alt account is him RPing as his hamster on pet forums. It's distressingly in-depth and long-running. People have made video essays on the extended hamster universe.
Jaheira does nothing but callout posts in suburban mom groups on Facebook. She went viral a couple of times for her harsh but true takes on pie recipe plagiarism. Occasionally posts about her exotic knife collection.
Halsin used to be a TikToker who posted mainly educational videos about national parks and nature reserves. Garnered a fanbase of people who wanted to fuck him and encouraged him to start an OnlyFans. Now primarily known for his impressively hairy asscrack and "the honey jar incident."
Lae'zel is an infamous streamer who got swatted three times because she kept threatening to doxx and physically harm her stream snipers during Heated Gamer Moments. Banned from entering several countries.
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pyro-kairo · 10 months
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Thinking about fyolai and soukoku having to play just dance to win a bet/argument and they make sigma pick the song but he picks the hamster dance but plot twist Dazai knows it by heart because he used to break into chuuyas house and stand in the bedroom doorway and blast it to terrorize him in the middle of the night.
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This is for everyone. Please be kind to them.
Behold!
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The child!
Ana: What a handsome young one.
Ashe: D'aw! Like a cute little crock!
Baptiste: Hm... Aren't you a strange one.
Bastion: Bee Vwew! Bow.
Brigitte: Aw! Soooo cute!
Cassidy: Yup. That's the child.
D.Va: I feel like I've seen you before... Hmm...
Doomfist: Small and weak.
Echo: Hello, little one.
Genji: I wonder if you will grow into a powerful fire-breathing dragon.
Hanzo: ...No, brother. It does not even have wings.
Genji: Way to ruin my fun.
Junker Queen: ...Wonder how easy it would be to steal ya fer meself.
Junkrat: Just like the animals I'd find back home.
Lúcio: They look like they'd be chill at a party.
Mauga: I wonder how much they like fire!
Mercy: Just please don't burn the place down.
Moira: I wonder how they breathe flames. I will have to... investigate.
Roadhog: Friend shaped.
Sigma: What a friendly young fellow! I wonder how such a unique form of evolution would come into existence.
Sojourn: I know Murphy would get on well with you.
Symmetra: I feel like you would make a mess.
Torbjörn: You would be helpful to heat up my metal for moulding.
Venture: *gasp* ...Best friend!
Widowmaker: Meh.
Wrecking Ball: The hamster says: I like this one.
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iwanttohugsigma · 6 days
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Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?
Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.
Nikolai: *gasp*
Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.
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genji-centric · 4 months
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The overwatch cast and adopting a cat with them
Summary: after a long discussion you two l (either partners or roomates) adopt a cat together, everything is taken care of and now it's just bonding with your new little friend!
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D.V.A. - "Awww, a cat? Why not a cute bunny?"
She's very open to getting a cute cat, she never got one before with how busy she was but with you two together she can say with confidence your new pet will be in good hands. Definitely would start a new social media posting photos of your new cat in all these adorable outfits. Your cat is famous now. Definitely names your guys' cat something cute. She's always playing with it, too. Owning a cat with her was meant to be!!
Doomfist - "No. Not happening."
Complain enough, then it might happen, only on the condition you take care of it alone. And he holds to his words, Doomfist isn't mean to the cat but more.. indifferent. As more time goes on, he would help out a little here and there. For instance, the cats food would be filled up without any complaints or the litter box emptied, but that's really it. Enjoy your new friend but don't expect Doomfist to join you.
Junker Queen - "A cat? Sure, let's get ya one."
She's the one who chooses the cat, and boy, does she choose a cat. The cat seemed a little scruffy. It presumably came from the streets of Junkertown, and it was both skiddish and friendly at once. But as the cat got more used to its new home, you could tell the little guy flourished. It was bouncing off the walls in energy, and you swear it was as fiesty as Junker Queen herself. Not only did you and Junker Queen gain a new friend, but a little guy who makes conversations never boring with how many cat stories you have.
Orisa - "A cat? I don't know much, but yes let's get one."
Orisa let's finding a cat up to you. She doesn't know many things about cats, so you'll have to teach her. She's happy to learn and help out. When you find the cat, it's afraid of her at first, but soon it realizes Orisa is no harm whatsoever. It's not an uncommon sight to walk into a room and find her petting the cat or playing with it. Orisa is a happy cat owner, and you swear your cat likes her more than you.
Reinhardt - "A LITTLE KITTY CAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOONER?"
He is immediately on board for getting a cat. When you two get the cat, he has to introduce it to Mitzi. Thanks to Brigitte, he knows cats and loves them. He is very gentle with your new little friend, and you can tell he loves the little thing with his whole heart. He's a good cat owner, and the cat is always getting the best wet food thanks to him.
Roadhog - "Cat? Hmmm. Follow me."
Turns out he already had a cat in mind. It was this lone little stray in a quiet part of Junkertown. He always would feed it when he was around, which was often and it ran up to him immediately. It was a small thing and opened up easily to you. It thrived in your guys' care, and Roadhog couldn't be happier you love the cat too.
Sigma - "A cat? Why of course, cats are incredible creatures."
You two choose a cat together, and it turns out Sigma is very versed in knowledge about cats. When he's more stable, the cat is always well taken care of and often on his lap as he reads a book. When Sigma has his more unstable moments, the cat always seems to ground him, it's presence calms him, and you both are extremely happy about that. Not only did you two gain a new little friend but an emotional support animal for Sigma.
Winston - "A cat? I can agree to that, any ideas where to get one?"
You do, and later you bring your new friend home. You can tell it's afraid of Winston but thanks to some cat treats he got the cat likes him. He has a little cat tree in his office and soon the cat is beloved by Tracer too. You always have a cat babysitter, but that's not needed thanks to Winston always making time at Overwatch for you and your pet. Hes a reliable cat owner, Tobe fair he's just responsible.
Wrecking Ball - *Many raged hamster noises* "The hamster says no. Vocabulary not translatable."
It's never going to happen, I'm sorry.
Zarya - "A little kitty? Sure."
She's relaxed about having a cat, just a little worried she might hurt it on accident. She is the strongest woman in Russia, after all. It seems she's more afraid of hurting said cat than it is of her, which is funny because you swear the little guy is always trying to snuggle against her. With more time, she will pick the cat up and pet it. She enjoys it's company but that fear of possibly hurting it will always be at the back of her mind.
Ramattra - "A.. cat? Why do you humans have to have such a need for control.."
Explain to him why you want a cat more and fine. If his pet human needs something to be happy, then he will put up with it. At first, your cat is afraid of him, but it grows to be indifferent, but something changes when he sees the little guy all snuggly with you but completely ignores him. Ramattra gets jealous, and soon, a battle of trying to win the cat over happens. That is until he has an idea. He gets an upgrade where he can store catnip.. and boom, he has finally gotten to hold the little creature. Don't laugh at him. This is the step he needed to kind of understand you. Holding a cat changed him, and he now understands why humans keep pets. It's not for control, but.. love?
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Ashe - "A cat? The family always has room for more."
She's excited just as much as you, Bob handles the cleaning the litter box, and he's the best. Ashe is excited to have a pet. She never really had one before, so this is a first. It's not uncommon to see her carrying it around the house while she does things. Ashe is surprisingly a cat person. She loves your guys' cat, and she seems happier with it alongside her. Having her own little family grow more is just what she needs for a smile on her face.
Bastion - *Saddly looks at Ganymede while beeping sadly.*
It's not going to happen. Think of Bastion's bird..
Cassidy - "Sure? I'm not dealing with its crap though."
True to his word, you're on cat litter duty. But he does make sure the cat gets fed and played with. He's the fun cat parent.. but I mean, you do get to come home to see both Cassidy and the cat asleep on the couch, which is always adorable. It's like his mini partner in crime. That is the crime of annoying you. But both are still lovable, so it's okay. They make up for it.
Echo - "A cat? Duplication initiated!"
You have to explain to her that no, you do not want her to mimic a cat. She understands afterward, and you two adopt a cat. She's happy to watch it and often likes to bring it toys and different treats to watch its reactions. Whenever your guys' cat does something, she is quick to come get you and show you it. You have to explain to her that a cat using the litterbox is normal. She's very enthusiastic about your cat, and it's not uncommon to see her mimicking it.
Genji - "A cat? I don't see why not."
He is on the fence but doesn't show it. He's more worried that the cat won't like him. Much to his joy, the cat loves him and you. Watching a movie together as a group is the best, Genji is like a heater for the cat, and you give the vest scratches. Having Genji as a cat owner was really meant to be. He makes sure the litterbox is empty and the cat is well entertained. He may or may not have gotten an upgrade on his robotic arm to have a built-in cat toy (he has).
Hanzo - "Why.. a cat?"
Forgive him, poor guy never got to experience the joy of owning a pet of any kind. His life being raised to he the next criminal leader made any chance of owning a pet impossible, but fortunately, now is the time for change. He does that old man thing where he acts like the cat isn't important but is the cats number one fan. He makes sure things are taken care of, but that's about it. Ignore the soft smile he has when the cat lays on his lap. And also ignore how he's buying more cat toys and treats because he definitely isn't cooing over everything the little guy does. Hanzo definitely has a while photo album of your guys' cat.
Junkrat - "Ooooh a little kitty cat? Let me get one!!"
Before you can stop him, he's out the door and not an hour later, he's back with a small little kitten. After ensuring it wasn't stolen, you guys start to raise the little guy as if it were a child, Junkrat is always petting and cooing at the cat, and he's in heaven. Who knew Mr. Jamison was a cat person? He is always bringing back cat toys either he made (don't worry it's not explosive) or stole, he's a proud cat owner.
Mei - "A cat!? Look Snowball, we're going to have a new friend!!"
She's insistent on getting a white cat and naming it Snowflake. And she treats your new pet like the best thing in the world, definitely makes the cat a Snowball shaped toy. Definitely lives to cuddle with your cat, and the car definitely sleeps in her bed (or shared).
Pharah - "Cat? I suppose we can get one."
Things are well until you notice she seems a bit off. Her nose is running, and she's coughing and complaining about being itchy. After dragging her to a doctor, you learn she has a cat allergy, but fortunately, there are ways to stop her symptoms from being so severe! Things around the house change a bit, but you and your cat are good to stay. She does love the cat but poor girl is allergic, but she can play with it through toys that don't require actual contact.
Reaper - "Cat? No."
Reaper does not want a pet. A grown man like him does not need something as insignificant. Is what he says to you all the time, infact no conversation can be held without him bringing his dislike towards your cat. You believe him until one day you find him asleep with the cat napping on his chest with his hand on top of the cat. Take a photo of proof because now you have a ticket to win any petty argument you have.
Sorjourn - "I guess we can get one."
Overall, Sorjourn is the easiest to own a pet with. She makes sure the cat has all its dietary needs and gets you both an automatic litterbox so litter is easy to handle. Like the way she handles everything else, she's reliable and smart about it, but she definitely enjoys her mornings at home with a cup of coffee and a cat to pet. Solid pick for anything you do, and she's always willing to do 50/50 with work, cats included.
Soldier 76 - "A cat.. really? Fine."
The pinnacle example of dad who does not want pet loves it the most. At first, he tries to act cool. He's a fugitive who fights for the innocent. A hardened soldier who fought many battles and will continue to do so. A cat rubbing against his leg will have no effect on him, okay, maybe.. yeah, he likes this cat. Soldier 76 strikes me as the type to attract many animals, and your cat is no exception. He carries cat treats on him at all times and definitely thinks about retiring with several cats. He never will, but maybe in his next life.
Sombra - "You want a little cat? Sure, I don't see why not."
Sombra is the one to find the cat, surprisingly ethically sourced from a high-end breeder. Definitely gets the cat a microchip so she can see where in your home the little guy is when she's away. Sombra is out on missions a lot, but when she's home, her lap is the perfect spot for the cat to nap while she chips away at codes and different security. Kind of aloof with the litter but will do it if you ask nicely.
Symmetra - "A cat could be a nice thing."
She's open to the idea, make a good case, and she's on board. She's often busy with different projects and studies but during her breaks she makes sure to give your guys cat a pet or two and when she's at her desk working on different papers the cat is on a little cat tree she set up in her office. In general, she enjoys the company, but she is a busy woman.
Torbjörn - "A cat? Why not a turret I can make you plenty of those."
Much like Soldier 76, he is the dad who acts like he doesn't like the cat but loves it. The thing is, he has already gone through this phase with his daughter, so he's a bit easier to break down. Definitely engineers the cat an automatic feeder and litterbox, and its collar can open the automatic cat doors you have around the house. Not only does he live the cat, but he has also given it a whole arsenal of Swedish engineering. Still no jetpack yet.
Tracer - "Aw a kitty? I'm already on board!"
Much like everything else, she's excited to get a pet. She always wanted one, but with Overwatch, she's been busy and that doesn't give much time to owning a pet. Fortunately, things are different noe and you two adopt a cat, Tracer can be forgetful at times, but she always makes up for forgetting a cat related task. She also has definitely made homade cat treats and sends selfies of her, you, and the cat to the rest of Overwatch. She has a lot of nicknames for your pet such as: "cheeky, kitty kitty, doll, etc.."
Venture - "A CAT!? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE!!!"
Venture is very hyped about getting a cat. A lot of ancient societies they've studied praised cats, and Venture always wanted to know the hype of owning one. You two definitely name your cat an old name, something from history texts Venture has rambled to you before. The only pet Venture has ever had was a rock, so a whole new breathing furry cat is super exciting. They live for having video calls with you and the cat while they're away at different dig sites across the world. They also enjoy petting the cat while they read about future dig sites and articles written on their recent digs. It's not uncommon to see them and the cat asleep together.
Widowmaker - "A cat? Do not waste my time."
She has nothing to do with the cat, much like everything else she is cold and distant liek how she was made to be. At least taste the front she puts on. As time goes on, you find her petting the cat behind its ears. If you question her, her reason is 'so the cat doesn't get sad and destroy my house'. But you sort of come to realize that's a lie when she buys more and more extravagant cat toy, much to her annoyance. Eventually, she stops the act, and you can often find her holding the cat on her lap as she reads the newspaper every morning. Don't mention it, though.
SUPPORTS:
Ana - "Kitty? I'd like that."
Ana has always been a cat person. Thankfully, she wasn't the one who gave her daughter the cat allergy. She iften gives the cat small treats with a 'good kitty'. Ana enjoys having the cat around, with how little time she gets at home having a soft companion to pet and rub against her, and purr is just what she needs. That trip to Fiji would be relaxing, but so is spending time with you, the cat, and a nice cup of tea.
Baptiste - "A cat? Why am I not good enough?"
Playful teasing aside Baptiste is open to getting a cat, he never really had a proper pet for most of his life and now that things are stabling out in his career he's ready to make a change. You two adopt a friendly cat, one that absolutely melts his heart upon first seeing it. Much like Baptiste tye cat has a sort of mischief to it, you both grow to love. He often enjoys playing with the cat, but the cat likes to snuggle with you more than him. You will never hear the end of him trying to beckon the cat over to him. Just accept it at this point. This is your life now.
Brigitte - "YES! *ahem* Yes! I bet Mitzi wants a new friend!"
Is it even a question at this point, Brigitte absolutely loves cats and the idea of you both having your own cat and they could play together? She's already lined up the perfect cat for you, and Mitzi definitely aproves. Not only is she making her cat a jetpack, but yours will also get one. Much like her father, there are different cat devices everywhere, and your pets are living the life.
Kiriko - "Sure, cats can be cool."
Kiriko, much like everything else, is open to getting a cat. Let her choose, and she's getting an orange cat. It's like a fox. Classic orange cat behavior ensues. Kiriko tries to act cool, but just know she is dying with laughter the second your guys' cat does something stupid. She loves it just as much as you do and just knows she's going to take lots of videos and shoe everyone. Your cat is infamous with her friends, and she wouldn't have it any other way.
Lucio - "Damn a cat? Yeah I can see that."
Lucio is chill with everything, including cats. He definitely will get the best cat food out there, and much like him, the cat is full of life. He's always playing with it and matches its energy. Zoomies? Yeah, he's running after the cat going after a cat toy. Oh, the cat is talkative? He meows back to the cat. It's a habit of his to meow back at the cat. This can go on for hours, actually. Lucio has definitely made a song sampling the cats meow, and yes, it got super popular.
Mercy - "Ooh a cat, hmm.. can't say I've ever owned one before."
Much like everything else Mercy does, she accepts the cat with open arms. Much likr her, your new companion is very sweet and full of love. People are genuinely surprised with how well-behaved your cat is, but like Mercy. This little cat is an angel. When she works on documents the cat is at her desk simply napping at her feet or on her lap, and when you are both in the office the cat will switch between you two and receive all the love it can.
Moira - "Cats? Hmm.. yes I have worked on them before."
No Moira, not as a test subject but as a pet. She corrects that assumption and gives you the go-ahead. If it will keep you happy and cooperative, Moira will provide it to you. The less of a headache she has, the more she can work on her goal to evolve. Much like a Doomfist, she won't interact with it much, she let's everything the cat needs fall to you. But honestly, it's the best option. If she had it her way, the cat would be another pawn in her goal to the change of humankind.
Zenyatta - "A cat is the perfect companion, they too can stand for peace and meditation."
After learning a very insightful lesson about cats and their relevance to Buddhism, you get a cat together. Much like Zenyatta, the tye cat is often quiet but oddly knowledgeable. When you have a bad day, the cat is there just when you need it to be. It's soft purs helping you calm down after a long day. Much like Zenyatta guiding you through meditation. You find it shocking how simpler this cat and Zenyatta are, and you find them both often just looking out the window in silence, its peaceful with them both around.
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dailysigma · 10 days
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Today's Sigma is: a hamster! (+ guinea pig) 🐹
based on the poll from a few weeks ago: "what animal is Sigma?"
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Since almost all of the cool animals aren’t allowed, what sort of pets can we get?
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I told sigma he could have a hamster if he kept it in his room.
You may all keep a hamster if it stays in your room and you take care of it yourselves. I am not cleaning 20 hamster cages every week.
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gay4way · 3 months
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my class is trying to name my classmates new hamster and right now we have:
1)annihilator
2) vodka
3) cigar
4) eminem (the rapper)
5) sigma
im voting for annihilator or vodka
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