#hamster sigma

[lumilamp]

Guess who's back again with doa doodles

[crowatyourwindow]

Sigma as that specific genre of hamster where they look either afraid for their life or really pissed off

[gorlassar]

Wonder where they're going

[dailysigma]

Today's Sigma is: a stray cat that found a loving home :3

based on the poll from a week ago: "what animal is Sigma?"

tags: @aroacesigma - thank you !

[profoundlysick]

Smigma male lol - 🐶

That's me, that's me!

[aroacesigma]

gonna draw my fave bsd characters with the pets i think they should have soon

[floorpancakes]

watanuki is my sopping wet kitten that i carry by the scruff of his sad kitten neck in my jaw and feed small chunks of kibble biscuits and wet food

HE NEEDS SOME FUCKIN FELIX MEATY SELECTION IN JELLY!!!

[justsigma-bsd]

heres just the poe cosplay btw!

i look so awkward ugh.

"I think you look cool!"

[im-probably-playing-genshin]

KANDI SINGLETS IDEASS!!

masterlist? idrk :P

Character names

Oc names

CURSE WORDS YEAH!!

Song titles

"ur/yr/your mom"

"Loopy"

"Womp womp"

"Blah Blah Blah"

"Yapper/Yapping"

(abbreviations) Lol, Lmao, jk, afk, oml, etc

Text faces (XP, XD, X3, TWT, ETC)

"Ermmm"

"What the sigma"

"Space dust"

"Cosmos/cosmic"

"Froggie/froggy"

"Smokey"

"Dead"

"Zombie"

"Ghost"

Holidays (Halloween, Christmas, any other holidays)

Movie quote

"Ok boomer"

"Bbg/Babygirl"

"Bruh"

"Dude"

"Girlypop"

Brand names

"XOXO"

"Scene queen/king/royal"

Zodiac signs

Your @ online

"Sun" and "Moon"

"Star/stars"

"Nerd"

"Geek"

Animals

Your religion (ex: Christian, Pagan, Muslim, Etc)

Pride identities (genderfluid, trans, bi, etc)

"Bugs" (or any specific bug!!)

"Popcat"

Game names

Ship names

Colors

Greek Gods (or any other gods)

The name of your childhood plushie

"Princess/prince"

"Jester"

"Freaky"

Foods

"Y2K"

"Miku"

"Pumpkin"

"Bats"

"Sunflower"

"Elf"

"Art"

"Rabies"

"Goober"

"Silly Billy"

"Boykisser/Girlkisser/Theykisser"

"Dilligaf"

"Divorce"

"The Gay Agenda"

"___Core"

"Coquette"

"F U (person you dont like)"

Animal crossing villagers

"gyatt".

"You and me" & "Always Forever"

"Fall"

"August" (NOT THE ONE FROM YOUNG ROYALS)

"Spring"

"Infection"

"Infestation"

"Ratio"

"L Bozo"

"Zzzz" (like snoring)

"Pebbles"

"Bubbles"

"Rocks"

"Leaves"

"Eyes"

"Decora"

"Goth"

"Worm"

Types of fish

"Love"

"Hate"

"PLUR"

"Clown"

"2000s B1TCH"

"Rainbow"

"Flames"

"Plague"

"Sage"

"Fern"

App names

"LGBTQ"

"Mushroom"

"Hot Topic"

"Moth"

"Ladybug"

"Cricuit"

"Marker"

"Pen"

"Pencil"

"Saturn"

"Jupiter"

"Earth"

"Mother"

"Father"

"Neptune"

"Bees"

"Rhinestones"

"Crystals"

"Punk"

"Possum"

"Pinecone"

"Acorn"

"Cauldron"

Reptiles

"Adhd/autism/bpd/anxiety/any neurodivergency you have"

"Lover"

"Cutesy"

"Demure"

"Mindful"

"Peace"

"Gold"

"Silver"

"Bronze"

Sanrio characters

"Weezer"

"Buddy Holly"

"Pearl"

"Waffles"

"Pancakes"

"Sharpie"

Body Parts

"Nirvana"

"Regretavator"

"Rawr"

"Kitty"

"Bingo"

Pet names

The name of your first pet

The way your first hamster died

"Plague"

"Famine"

"War"

Various weapons

"Candy"

Chocolate brands

Candy brands

"Taste the rainbow"

"Animal cannibal"

"Furry/therian"

Your theriotype

"Alterhuman"

"Otherkin"

"Dessert"

"Ribbons"

"Balloons"

"Supercalafragileisticexpialadocious"

Various diseases

"Help"

Various crimes

"Robbery"

"Gambling/Gambler"

"Corny"

"Abomanation"

Different tracks from toh

Your pjo cabin

Harry potter house

"FUCK JKR"

Various weathers

"Rain"

"Ginger"

"Drywall"

"Bill Cipher"

"Piss Yellow"

Youtubers

Social media apps

Makeup brands

"Cartoons"

Kids cartoons

Your hobby

"Skateboard"

"FCK CAPITALISM/RACISM/HOMOPHOBIA/BIGOTRY/TRANSPHOIA"

"e dance"

"Invader Zim"

"Potions"

"Queer"

"My Melody" & "Kuromi"

"Duck"

"Bike"

"Raver"

"Cults"

"Griddy"

The 7 deadly sins

ADDING MORE SOON!!

[tracklessreason]

Hey againnnnnn I was just reading over some of your responses to ur asks and it got that evil hamster wheel in my head spinning. Also also sorry if you don’t like me putting blades in a lot of these scenarios plz lmk if u don’t like and I’ll stop!!! I read ur bad ending and like broooo imagine no one tells blades???? He just comes back on one of his annuals and finds out then?!? I’d love to think maybe bees ghost would appear somehow just to say bye even tho he’s with megatron and oh my god just the thought rips my heart out. On a brighter note since blades is a helicopter he’s prob the only who can like hover eye level to bee? maybe he’d sit on his shoulder like a bird while they chat. Idk idk I love ur stuff man it’s making thanksgiving tolerable щ(ಥДಥщ)

(Sigma!!! Hi again, friend! It's no worries at all, I like answering asks about what different bots are up to, helps flesh out the story more!)

No one thinks to tell Blades. Unfortunately it just wasn't on their mind to warn the poor guy, he visits so infrequently.

And of course, Blades is so anxious to see Hive he doesn't talk to anyone else when he gets there, just runs around looking for Hive.

...the room is still blackened from the explosion. Metal shards and soot covering everything, all cast out from one source, Hive's rusting corpse slumped against the far wall, and the gaping black hole in his chassis.

Poor Blades...who knew that such heartbreak was possible?

And unfortunately, Hive is trapped in the Matrix Core. He has no way of reaching Blades. He does think of him once, and the realization of how his friend will find him is so troubling he nearly flickers out of existence. He...tries not to think of Blades anymore after that.

Gee, the Bad Ending really is dark huh? Thankfully for them, it's not the canon ending!

In the good ending, little Blades does get to hang out with Hive again, and yeah, he perches on his shoulder sometimes so they can talk! He also tries to teach Hive how to use his wings in their free time. It doesn't go super well, and they both get lectured by Ratchet when they end up in the medbay, but he gets the hang of it soon!

[night-dazai]

Hi there. I just read "Beautifully Destroyed" and it was so good! I really like your writing style..

I'm interested in requesting a Fyodor x reader fic, with some religious themes, where they're having their first time together and he's starts out soft and vanilla but slowly gets rougher and more aggressive as he keeps going.

Please feel free to ignore if this makes you uncomfortable. Sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language

and thank you for your time.🍓✨️

Falling for you

Hey, it was such a lovely request while writing this I just realized that I really love writing and reading stuff where the reader is a virgin. And plus thank you so much, I am honoured that you enjoyed my previous work. Thank you любовь💕💕💕

Tags: reader virgin, rough sex, mentions of little blood, female reader, manipulation but sweet aftercare.

Also thanks to @inconspisheadreams for helping me proofread this, but if there are still any mistakes found do let me know. ❤️

When you first explain to your friends what your type is, add all the details on appearance and personality. little did you know that you were just subconsciously attracted to Russian men. More especially religious Russian men, meeting Fydor was a complete accident no it was a destined meeting, something you humans could not control. 

Little did you know that it was all planned from the first time the Russian saw you at the club, sitting in the corner with a tissue covering your drink? Innocence is seen in your bright eyes and clumsy behaviour, running to your friends when a guy hits on you “Please I said I am not interested, “ you would mumble holding your friend's dress as they told the dude to back off. 

The moment he saw you he knew he would protect you, and also make sure to create a world where you won't be bothered by such things and your innocence can be safe, slowly making accidents for you two meet in cafes and book shops you frequent. The way your eyes widened at his appearance, you were not very short but the little height difference was something Fydor found very cute. 

After a whole year of careful manipulation, he had you become his girlfriend “Fyda …” you started out fidgeting with your top “ что за проблемная принцесса? “ (what's the prob princess ?” ) his voice so gentle rough big hands holding yours. “I…..I always wanted to lose my virginity after marriage “, you said blushing just at the word. 

He was not surprised but kind of, he did expect you to be inexperienced with the way you reacted to his advances but still, the fact that no man has ever touched you made his blood rise “You have not even kissed хомяк ?” (hamster).

His hands traced gently on your bottom lip which quivered under the rough skin contact “ Y...yeah “ you said nodding your head. The black Russian made a note “Marriage, first night “, and from that day on your extremely peaceful life started. 

College got over you got the job at the place you always wanted, Fydor was busy working and you never bothered to ask what it was “ Fyoo!” you exclaimed running into your shared house and thinking about the message you got from him “What-” you words stopped short. Fydor was in the most beautiful white suit you have seen his long hair loose eyes sparkling, on one knee he opened the box “Will you, хомяк ?” (hamster ). You could not control the tears “Yeah!” you nodded and leaped into his arms.

The wedding was short with close friends and people you guys wanted, with Sigma and Nikolai right next to your husband, who was a bit too eager to get his hands on your pure body. 

“What will he think? will he like me? He told me it's fine so it must be right ?” you thought pacing in the bathroom and looking at your reflection. Dressed in a full white gown you stood, the neck was a bit deep and the soft silk showed your curves very lustrously.

Glamping down the lump in your neck you walked out to your bed sat in the corner and waited for your husband. 

Fydor walked into the room, and his proper eyes caught you sitting on the edge of the bed playing with your dress.“Love”,  he said walking towards you. Raising your head you see him all angelic in white “According to the rules of a married couple we must make sure we are married .” his hands roamed your exposed neck as he took a seat next to you “And do you know what that means right ? I will be touching you in very intimate place “ his voice had the same gentle tone but something in it made you shiver. All you could do was nod your head, his lips crashed on yours, soft plump. The kiss was a bit rough is what you felt, it was not the same way he kissed you in front of everyone. 

His rough hands roamed your body and his weight pressed down on you, in all the years of your dating you guys never did anything and even if you slept in the same bed the max was his hands on your waist but now it held a firm grip, unlike his fragile appearance. 

Your head hit the white pillows “I am removing the clothes “, he said sitting back on his heels to remove his shirt, all you could do was sit back and admire the view in front of you “So hungry хомяк “ he teased not removing his pants “ your turn “ he said and moved the dress up your head dropping the only piece of clothing you had. 

Your hands instinctively went to cover your chest “Don't hide dear “, he said moving your hands to admire the view, “ only I can see and feel this “ he thought and gently massaged your breasts. 

It felt weird, you were not sure if that was the feeling of lust but your legs rubbed instinctively “It's soft love “ he mumbled face nuzzling against your neck leaving hot wet kisses down your inner jaw from your neck to your chest while gently holding and twisting your nipples.

Weird noises left your mouth no matter how hard you tried to hold them in it did not work, Fydor’s leg between yours made you feel even weirder you felt scared “Fyda…” you mumbled trying to hold his shoulders “ Fyda..” you said a bit louder making his stop his actions. 

“It feels weird “ you said with wet eyes lashes wet, face red you covered your chest again. 

He wanted to go slow, yes he did, slow and make sure you enjoyed it, he did not want to force you so much that after the first year, he stopped all his tricks thus, the mastermind criminal fell in love. But how can he stop when you lay under him all naked crying just from a few kisses? like not even his fingers but a few kisses, he could not stop and he would not. 

Kissing your forehead he leaned in “Love, it's alright you will soon learn that this is pleasure “ he said moving your hands again but this time his place fingers slithered down to your wet core. 

That feeling you felt when his hands touched your slit, you realized that whatever this person was going to do to you would surely be nothing but pleasurable. You opened your legs a little bit earning a chuckle from your husband “Good хомяк “ he said moving his head down and licking the little hard bud. 

Shots of current and pleasure moved through your body “Fyda…” you moved his name like a chant holding the sheets like it was your lifeline you let the Russian lick and suck all he wanted and for heaven's sake, it felt soo good, it felt heavenly. 

Suddenly you felt a knot in your stomach “ mov..move” you said trying to push his head, it felt like you were going to pee you struggled to move his head but it was too late. Fydor just sat next to your cunt as your squirted for the time in your life, your body shook and trembled in the effect “No..” you sobbed thinking the bad. 

But Fydor was quick to come up to your face and kiss your eyes “It is not what you think, this means I did a good job, you felt good right ?” he asked making you peek at him from your fingers which hid your face ” Yeah “. 

“ The next things will feel even better “ he said slithering to your hole and slipping in, and you could have never wished for anything better. After making sure you had cum twice on his fingers alone he decided that you were ready. 

Removing his pants he let him free, your eyes widened seeing a dick for the first time in real life “It's fine nothing to be scared of it will soon feel good “ he said and pressed the tip at your opening. 

As he entered slowly the pain shot right up your abdomen to your spin and felt like your neck was full your body was getting split into half, hot tears fell on the white already stained pillow, you held on to his arms digging your nails in them. 

The blood was visible on his dick mixed with your juices and cum, it was a dizzy feeling “Was I supposed to go soft? She can take it right ?” he thought pulling his dick out and in with every slow movement seeing the bloody shaft vanish and reappearance. The promise of going slow and not wanting to hurt your innocence all left his mind “I will be one and teach you everything “ his mind went a bit too blank for your good. 

With a sudden thrust, he pushed his full length in making you whimper and hold his arms tighter feeling the burning pain, his thrusts did not stop Pace rough hands holding your hands down making sure you were not squirming or moving as he moved in and out of your bloody cunt. 

“Slo..slow down “ you moaned pain slowly fading and something new settling in, it was weird but felt weirdly nice and …full. Fydor threw his head back and kept moving at his own pace as your words and please fell on deaf ears, he was busy chasing his high in your tight cunt which was almost suffocating him. 

It was not long before you held his hands tighter shouting you were cumming soon he followed. “phew …” Fydor moved his hair back opening his purple eyes to look at your fucked out face, it was not that he did not hear, he did not want to hear. Your pleading voice was music for him, your little grip was like a peck on his hands, and your tears turned him only more. Pulling out he let his cum mixed with your flow out of your cunt as you lay there twitching. 

The white bed stained with drool, tears, sweat and cum look beautiful with the tiny drops of your blood which were mixed with your cum “ хомяк ?” he asked. Getting his rational mind back Fydor realised his actions “You could not even handle a simple pinch and would yelp shit !” he thought and moved your hair from your face “You alright ? I am sorry love “ he said soothing and kissing your checks. 

“Yeah… it hurt but…later felt nice..” you yawned sleep and tiredness taking over your exhausted body you pulled him with the only strength you and he let you “It's fine …sleep,” you said closing your eyes and holding his neck. 

Never in all his life did a man like him expect to meet someone like you and have you to himself “Sleep хомяк you did so good for me “ he said. Not sleeping you moaned answering him “I…я тебя люблю “(I love you ) you mumbled and went into slumber your body relaxing against his chest as his eyes widened in surprise. 

Did you learn Russian for him? A genuine smile formed on his thin lips “Good night and я тебя люблю “ he said getting up cleaning you hugging your naked body and drifting into the best slumber he had in his entire life. 

[eff-plays]

Astarion is British old money from a prestigious family who finished law school with excellent grades but shat it all away to move to the US and become a right-wing grifter who likes to trigger the libs. Has "sigma male" in his bio. His Twitter likes are either softcore porn or people talking about loneliness.

Gale moderates several huge subreddits and thinks that the best way to flirt is to defeat someone in the marketplace of ideas. He'll gift you Reddit gold and then slide into your DMs with rizz like "you sir and/or ma'am, have just won the internet." Posts pics of his cat where he takes up a suspicious 60% of the frame.

Wyll got famous after a stranger filmed him in a comic book store and uploaded it on TikTok. Uses his newfound fame to post blandly wholesome Instagram pics and promote charities. Finds a partner super quickly, has two kids whose faces he dutifully blurs in every pic, and then retires and leaves the web at the ripe old age of 30.

Karlach used to be a tech bro dick rider until he rugpulled his crypto memecoin. Now she does nothing but post videos of all the tech she owned from his company exploding or being destroyed (by her) and tagging him in them. Types only in all-caps.

Shadowhart mostly lurks on drama subreddits. The only time she comments is on AITA posts, always to say OP is the A regardless of her own opinion or the general consensus, and always under a new throwaway. Has an extremely well-curated Pinterest account and an old-school Tumblr aesthetic blog.

Minsc posts only on ancient forums. It's mainly about wrestling. His alt account is him RPing as his hamster on pet forums. It's distressingly in-depth and long-running. People have made video essays on the extended hamster universe.

Jaheira does nothing but callout posts in suburban mom groups on Facebook. She went viral a couple of times for her harsh but true takes on pie recipe plagiarism. Occasionally posts about her exotic knife collection.

Halsin used to be a TikToker who posted mainly educational videos about national parks and nature reserves. Garnered a fanbase of people who wanted to fuck him and encouraged him to start an OnlyFans. Now primarily known for his impressively hairy asscrack and "the honey jar incident."

Lae'zel is an infamous streamer who got swatted three times because she kept threatening to doxx and physically harm her stream snipers during Heated Gamer Moments. Banned from entering several countries.

[iwanttohugsigma]

Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?

Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.

Nikolai: *gasp*

Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.

[pyro-kairo]

Thinking about fyolai and soukoku having to play just dance to win a bet/argument and they make sigma pick the song but he picks the hamster dance but plot twist Dazai knows it by heart because he used to break into chuuyas house and stand in the bedroom doorway and blast it to terrorize him in the middle of the night.

[dailysigma]

Today's Sigma is: a hamster! (+ guinea pig) 🐹

based on the poll from a few weeks ago: "what animal is Sigma?"

[ask-overwatch-heroes]

This is for everyone. Please be kind to them.

Behold!

The child!

Ana: What a handsome young one.

Ashe: D'aw! Like a cute little crock!

Baptiste: Hm... Aren't you a strange one.

Bastion: Bee Vwew! Bow.

Brigitte: Aw! Soooo cute!

Cassidy: Yup. That's the child.

D.Va: I feel like I've seen you before... Hmm...

Doomfist: Small and weak.

Echo: Hello, little one.

Genji: I wonder if you will grow into a powerful fire-breathing dragon.

Hanzo: ...No, brother. It does not even have wings.

Genji: Way to ruin my fun.

Junker Queen: ...Wonder how easy it would be to steal ya fer meself.

Junkrat: Just like the animals I'd find back home.

Lúcio: They look like they'd be chill at a party.

Mauga: I wonder how much they like fire!

Mercy: Just please don't burn the place down.

Moira: I wonder how they breathe flames. I will have to... investigate.

Roadhog: Friend shaped.

Sigma: What a friendly young fellow! I wonder how such a unique form of evolution would come into existence.

Sojourn: I know Murphy would get on well with you.

Symmetra: I feel like you would make a mess.

Torbjörn: You would be helpful to heat up my metal for moulding.

Venture: *gasp* ...Best friend!

Widowmaker: Meh.

Wrecking Ball: The hamster says: I like this one.