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Hey, Queen :)

Do you have a preference when it comes to sexuality? Like girl, boys, or/and etc. What gender do you think you find yourself most interested in, like dating...?

(If you don't mind me asking, and I understand if it's too forward of a question for you to answer. You can respond however you like. 😅)

Junker Queen: Me preference is blood an' guts! I 'ain't got time fer 'relationships' regardless of who they're with! I've got bloody Junkertown to run!

I think I'm one of 'em aces. Whatever ya call 'em!

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Use your brain Jack. Have a hint.

Spaghetti westerns are called that because they are made in Italy.

Soldier 76: Okay. Hamburgers were made in... Hamburg, Germany! I don't know what a shoonan is or whatever it's called, but I assume it's something German?

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Hay cass do you and baptist ever compete over who's the better looking man in overwatch.

Cassidy: Why bother? Everybody already knows who it is.

Baptiste: Exactly. Who could be more attractive than a reformed villain?

Cassidy: See? Someone gets it.

...You weren't talkin' 'bout me, were ya?

Baptiste: I wouldn't wanna say. Everyone loves a little mystery.

Cassidy: ...

Damn, he's good!

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Hey, Soldier, you ever watch any hamburger shonen

Soldier 76: A what what?

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Hey..Brigitte I heard that Doomfist love cat too!...you should try distracted him with kitty the next time you would see him on mission !!

Brigitte: I-

Doomfist: Don't even think about it. My cat has better things to do than interact with your feral rodents.

Brigitte: ...Well, now I'm definitely saying no. Sure, they might scratch me, but they're my feral rodents, and I love them for that.

I bet your cat is as stuck up as you are, anyway!

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What’s gayer?

Being Gay or whatever the hell Reaper and Soldier 76 have going on?

Soldier 76: Well, we are gay, so the question would be: what is gayer, being gay or being gay?

That, I don't have the answer to.

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Anyone who in the engineering/genetics field

Look at these creatures they're extinct now :( discuss how we're gonna bring them back

Such simple creatures just gone 😭

Brigitte: Uh, I don't know. Those things always gave me the creeps. I'd rather they stay extinct.

Torbjörn: Come on! You loved the one I gave you as a kid! You buried it in the garden when it died.

Brigitte: No?! It gave me nightmares for weeks! I buried it so it would come back from the dead and get me!

Junkrat: Would've been better if they exploded.

Winston: Hah! They look a little like Hammond!

Wrecking Ball: He says - fuck off!

Moira: I can make them real, y'know?

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Cassidy, why are you so hot? Please share tips.

Cassidy: The sun, probably.

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cassidy have . have any movies caught your eye recently ?? perhaps , a movie about rocks even and how they are edible if you tried hard enough ?

Cassidy: That sounds like a pretty borin' movie. I think I'll stick to rewatchin' classic westerns.

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I wanna hug mauga so tight that his head pops off

Mauga: That's what I'm talkin' about! Not if I do it to you, first!

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hey rehinart and Brigitte what your opinion on people who ship you two together

Reinhardt: Ship?!

What's a ship?

Brigitte: Like a relation-ship.

Reinhardt: Oh! Well, we do have a relationship! You're my goddaughter!

Brigitte: No! Not like that. Like a romantic relationship.

Reinhardt: What? People think that? We're family!

Brigitte: I know, I know. It's weird. We're firmly not in a 'ship.'

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hey all what would you do if someone is homophobic or transphobic and racist to venture?

Ana: I'd put them to sleep. They often say lack of rest creates a bad temper.

Ashe: Always like to keep my aim sharp fer just an occasion.

Baptiste: They call me a combat medic for a reason.

Bastion: Baw, Vree! >:(

Brigitte: Have you ever heard my catchphrase: Mace to the face!

Cassidy: They should know I've got my dead-eye on them.

D.Va: I've grown up on the Internet, so I'd flame them back to the 4Chan hole they crawled out of!

Doomfist: I am always ready for combat.

Echo: Discrimination perplexes me. My observations indicate it does nothing but hurt humans, yet they inflict it apon each other, anyway. Strange.

Genji: Have you heard of what my brother did to me? ...That.

Hanzo: Have you heard of what I did to my brother? ...That.

Illiari: Let's just say they live to regret it.

Junker Queen: Throw 'em in the pit!

Junkrat: I always need an excuse to test out me experimental explosives.

Juno: Why would anyone think of doing that? It's so cruel!

Kiriko: Sometimes, I feel like being descriminatory back, see how they like it.

...Maybe not.

Lifeweaver: Life protects life. All life.

Lúcio: Boop!

Mauga: Hehehehehe... just imagining it.

Mei: I think they'd need some time to cool off.

Mercy: You know, I'm sometimes known as 'Battle Mercy.'

Moira: I would have to study how a brain as unintelligent as theirs can still function.

Orisa: I'd like to see them say that with me around!

Pharah: We'll hear what they have to say when I kick their ass!

Ramattra: Those pathetic humans will rule the day they dared open their mouth.

Reaper: ...This account would get banned if I said.

Reinhardt: I'd like to see them try!

Roadhog: Arson.

Sigma: Such a small little ant, it would be a shame if gravity were to crush you with its weight.

Sojourn: Y'know Murphy is technically a guard dog? You just need to let 'em loose.

Soldier 76: I've heard it all before, so I'd have a few words of my own.

Sombra: Someone like that always has some serious skeletons in their closet.

Symettra: It's not worth stooping to their level.

Torbjörn: I may be small, but I have a big mouth!

Tracer: I'd run back in time and stop them before they even have the chance.

Widowmaker: A shot to the head solves all of my problems.

Winston: ...They wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Wrecking Ball: The hampster says words too vulgar to repeat.

Zarya: I'm a proffessional weightlifter, I love showing off what my muscles can do!

Zenyatta: We are all one within the Iris, so they are foolish for othering who are ultimately our siblings.

Venture: You guys! These are the nicest things I've ever heard in my life!

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Cassidy, why do you call Hanzo BabyGirl?

Cassidy: Hey, can't a fully heterosexual man call another completely heterosexual man babygirl in a completely platonic, purely friendly fashion?

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Junkerqueen kiss marry kill

Me , roadhog, junkrat

You can’t say kill yourself

Or loophole it

Junker Queen: Fuck! Alright, so first, I kill the rat, obviously! Next, I kiss you, but, in the process, I hold your nose closed and suffocate you to death! Finally, I marry the hog and immediately divorce him!

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Oh, hey, anon is working for me now.

Hi, Mister Ramattra. I'm a little shy to come out and say it since I'm not too confident in my writing (also, my normal genre is horror), but I'm in the research stages of my book of omnic liberation! Can I send you a copy of the rough draft to get your opinion? I want it to help! Thank you for your time and please, take care of yourself. You matter to the world too. Even if today's people don't see it.

Ramattra: Yes, of course. I would love to see what you have written. When you look through the sands of time, art often acts as the strongest rallying cries for the oppressed.

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Alright Junkrat, now that you've been hanging out around Overwatch for a bit, who would you consider your best friend? (Besides Roadhog of Course)

Junkrat: Uh... Roadhog! Wait? Besides him? Oh, uh... Y'know that robot guy... uh, b...b... Bastion! That's the one! Yeah, he's the only one around here who seems to understand me. It's like everyone thinks I'm crazy!

Bastion: :D

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baptiste PLEEEASE tell me u like venture (unlike a CERTAIN cowboy in overwatch .. /lh)

Baptiste: Yeah, I've got no problem with Venture. The only annoyance would be that they always need plasters because they cut themselves on so many rocks. I now have to order full shipments of plasters, most of which go to them.

But, you know, it's Overwatch, so people getting hurt isn't exactly unique.